/cric/

first for /bundes/

literally nothing going on

Pakistan Women 227 (50.0 ov)
Bangladesh Women 160 (49.3 ov)

Thailand Women 55 (29.1 ov)
India Women 59/1 (12.4 ov)

Scotland Women 142 (50.0 ov)
South Africa Women 143/4 (33.1 ov)

Sri Lanka Women 239/8 (50.0 ov)
Ireland Women 93 (36.1 ov)

paki made threads are worst threads.

>>74136953
you literally live in africa lad and no i am white brit master race

>>74136953
t. charles mbete mombasa

>>74136978
ofc you are my dear. on the internet you can be whatever you want to be. salaam.

Reminder that racism is an inane defence mechanism and should not be tolerated on this prosperous multicultural community

>>74137084
stop flirting with me mehmed

dont most of the indians and pakis in england support their parents homeland's teams because they are not welcome at england games and probably can't even afford the tickets

>>74137357
paki is a racist term in the uk. are you a racist?

>>74137366
this isnt /pol/

>>74137447
yes /cric/ is a multi racial board. take you hate speech back to pol.

gooooooood aftrernoon

>>74137548
hello fellow human being.

>>74136888
>we dominate across all formats
England's test ranking = 4th hmm
ODI = 5th hmmm
T20 = 6th hmmmm

>>74137590
how do you know that

>>74137635
he meant pakistan

>>74137651
i am an optimist. unless you prove you are a sub human piece of shit or a kiwi i will give you the benefit of the doubt.

>>74137975
Inshallah brother

>>74137975
>>74138007
>>74138101
same paki being same paki

>>74137548
WATCHIT OR I WILL BAN YOU TOO ON SUSPICION OF BEING A BRIT

>poouth Africunt /cric/
Garbage. Somebody revive apartheid and save us.

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How bad are India going to destroy Bangladesh ?

*dabs to revive this community*

>>74141917
appreciate it leaf cunt

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KEK

kek

KEK

K-E-K

>>74137357
get a bit of that here too
I know a few indians and sri lankans born and raised here that support india and sri lanka.

>>74143649
sending this to sean's boss lads

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TIPPING
>Queensland to beat New South Wales
>South Australia to beat Victoria
>Western Australia to beat Tasmania

>>74144289
based RC

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surely this is haram

>>74144289
WILLING TO BET
>that no one cares

>>74144473
people appreciate every post I make, can YOU say the same?

Cameron Green lads

>>74144478
Can I say people appreciate every post you make? No, I can't.

>>74144243
Surely you wouldn't ruin his chances of climbing the JB HIFI ladder? SURELY you aren't this heartless?

>>74144674
>one (1) professional appearnace in list A cricket
>already on your radar

How does it feel to be a total fucking autist?

>>74144802
It's more of a rope

>>74136888

>dat backdrop

Englandistan is not just a meme

>>74145258
really didn't ask for your reply mate

Sydney FC 4-0 Wellington

At nandos lads

>>74145500
Didn't need your permission bud.

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Ama

>>74146121
>>74146127
>Hot
Good lad, reminder to king hit anyone who has mild or lemon and herb

Anyone know if the squads for NSW, QLD, WA and TAS have been released? Can only find VIC and SA.

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Who's following the India match?

>>74146410
>external keyboard
For what purpose?

>>74146458
I spilt goon on the first one

>>74146490
why not buy a replacement keyboard?

going to GNR tommorow night lads

>Ywn date Lisa Carrington
Hurts

>all coaches of individual and pairs athletes
What a fucking meme category

>>74146507
I did

>>74146940
Why not fuck off then you ugly cunt?

>>74136888
Friendly reminder that I am singlehandedly responsible for turning Jos Buttler into the world class cricketer he is today

Just pushed out a big stinky Trump Cabinet pick lads

>>74146986
t. leftypol

When is the Aus tour to curryland lads? Why are the curries statpadding against Bangladesh right now?

>>74146988
India is going to statpad against poopeelia as well.

Poopeelia are Bangladesh tier when they leave their heavily doctored trampolines pitches

Hey lads had a good day today

>>74147069
Cringe

>>74147010
Seem to remember New Zealand getting whitewashed in their last home test series against Australia

1. Matthew Hayden
2. Neil McKenzie
3. Mohinder Amarnath
4. Mahela Jayawardena (c)
5. Andy Flower (wk)
6. Tillakaratne Dilshan
7. Sir Richard Hadlee
8. Mitchell Johnson
9. Dennis Lillee
10. Courtney Walsh
11. Stuart MacGill

#elite

>>74147099
I don't know what this list is, and don't want to know

>>74147110
It's evidently a fucking cricket team you fucktard

>>74147099
What autistic restriction is this based around

>>74147118
Just some players I like

>>74147122
Think you might be autistic mate

Also who the fuck likes Hayden?

>>74147113
Half of those cunts are dead

This entire Maddinson debacle makes me seethe lads
What was Mark Waugh expecting to happen?

wow bangladesh are fucking shit
really glad australia has never come close to losing a test to them, unlike two other southern hemisphere nations

>>74147122
>Matthew Hayden
>Andy Flower
>Stuart MacGill
all total cunts, why would you like them?

>>74147215
keep us updated

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Vipperöd station, last before my stop.

>>74147279
looks comfy

fuck virat kholi

rahane>kohli

>>74146971
>NZ """""""""wit"""""""""""

Just ordered a bottle of Japanese whiskey lads, does that make me a weeb?

>>74145937
sydney FC are "literally" unstoppable
>19 games
>not one loss
just give them the trophy

>Another century for India captain Virat Kohli today, his fourth since October. In that time he has scored 994 runs in 11 innings at an average of 124.

>>74147567

yes

Kero Kero Bonito lads

Another ton from Kohli, his 43rd international hundred. Doesn't he get bored lads?

>>74148112
Virat is SHIT

>>74148198
go to sleep already smoth

i really like this sport

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmDLbsD5IBU

>>74148923
>>>r/cricket

\cric/ is not for you

just woke up lads

> NSW is now on high alert for a blackout, and is forecast to run out of electricity supply between 3pm and 5pm* on Friday unless the market offers more supply.

>>74153302
hmmm

http://www.news.com.au/sport/cricket/bangladeshs-bizarre-attempt-at-getting-virat-kohli-out/news-story/fe78462b875ab2454641ca0d404e7cfb

Dunk's in the T20 squad lads

About to get my hair cut, I'll keep you lads in the loop

>>74154174
Cut your throat and your wrists while you're there.

Haircut was good lads
>>74154522
Maybe next time

>>74154551
Kill yourself cunt.

>>74154610
Hard day at work?

>the economic and cultural captan of Australia
>on fire and without power

kek

KEK

K-E-K

>>74154174

I found a Vietnamese joint recently that cuts my hair for $10, they do a good job too

do Sydney fags really think 36 degrees is a heatwave?

>>74154610
bit rude desu lad

>>74153558
>kohli defend by the middle of the bat
>Bangladesh captain asks for a review

rogan josh for dinner lads

>>74155141
good choice

seth rogan for desert lads

>>74154715
What happened to Melbourne?

cricket is shit lads

>>74155425
I think it's okay

Execute all namefags

>>74155425
why so rude to an insect lad??

put too much cardamon in my rogan josh lads

>>74155711
Should have got ya mum to do it.

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>His world-first 300 run knock in a Twenty20 match at a suburban Delhi cricket ground has become a global sensation, but Mohit Ahlawat is still a little bemused by the attention. It isn’t the first record-breaking score the 21-year-old has posted in the game’s shortest form.
>“In the last tournament I played in the Delhi district league I scored 224 not out,” he says. In another recent tournament, in Ghaziabad, he posted a casual 139.

>>74155797
>Friends Premier League

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>>74144825
I tried to tell you m8

>>74155797

bangladesh are so fucking shit how did england lose to them

>>74155813
Mackin is in ridiculously good form

>>74155805
how many triple centuries have you scored in the friends premier league?

>>74155845
I don't have any friends

>>74155848
you have your /cric/ friends

>>74155883
I'm not his friend

New ANZ ad that is airing over here is based af, lads.

>>74155888
I always thought of us as very close

>>74155898
I think of you as more of a colleague

Kohli ;_;

>>74155993
not daniel

drinking a beer lads

>>74155998
Are you sarcastically implying that only Daniel would watch this test?

>>74156010
No, I'm saying that you are not daniel because despite having a New Zealand flag Daniel would be fucking livid that Kholi and not Pujara or Rahane scored 188

>>74156007
thats okay mate

performing a completely mundane act that interests none of you lads

>>74156020
That's true.
Why does he hates fun cricket so much?

>>74156033
try me

crickets are insects, not athletes

hello, /hoc/

Wanna put a bet on the correct score for the IND-AUS series. Should I bet on 4-0 or 3-0?

>>74156111
yeah it will be tough for us to whitewash them, go a conservative 3-0

>>74156111
3-0

one game will be on that new ground which is an absolute fucking road

hello, /bundes/

>>74156121
Still a road that >we have to face Ashwin and Jadeja on... Tough call but I am leaning towards 3-0.

How about most series wickets? I'm thinking HazelGOD @$4.00 is pretty good value.

>>74156150
Ashwin is the safe bet, Hazlewood is just average in the subcontinent despite being McGrath 2.0 everywhere else

literally not a sport 2bh lads

>>74156150
ashwin easily

Fish and chips yeah. And a movie

>>74156171
TAB not offering options on Run scorer or wicket taker on the india side, only the Aussies. I think Hazewood @$4.00 and SMarsh @ $7.00 are the best value.

Decided that Instead of betting on the series score, which will be difficult because all the grounds are fairly newly constructed, as is the Australian batting line-up, i'll just bet against Aus winning a game because i's certain that they won't take 20 wickets in a game.

>>74156150
put your house on ashwin

I also think starc will take more wickets than hazlewood provided he stays fit

>>74156209
>SMarsh @ $7.00
very good vaue

>>74156210
Starc hasn't swung the ball in months m8, he's been pretty shit since Sri Lanka

>>74156220
more so that he attacks the stumps than swinging it in the subcontinent, natural variation will do its work

>>74156210
Did you not read mate? I said TAB aren't offering bets on Indian players.

Also gonna chuck some money on SL to win the first t20i

>>74156249
I'm betting on Sri Lanka winning the series
They beat a much, much better South African side a month ago

>>74156258
Yep that what i'm thinking. The SA side they beat weren't much better than the team AUS named though.

>>74156249
my post was literally 4 seconds after your one explaining that, obviously I didn't see it

>>74156288
a poor excuse

might have a nap then go for a run lads
what's your plan for today

>>74156376
leaving for work now

execute mushfiq

Loving watching the Sheffield Shield stream here chaps.

I want somebody to BTFO India and Kohli off the face of this earth so that our stupid media can stop this 24x7 cricket jizzfest. Anyone up for it?

>>74156477
>so much self hate

>>74156477
yeah mate let me round up the lads

Kohli with a double century. He is such unbelievable player, best ever more than Tendulkar!

>>74156539
D E L E T

I'll literally break Taskin's legs when he comes back to the neighborhood

>>74156529
>turn on the news
>"OMG KOHLI IS THE BEST I WANT HIM TO FUCK MY DAU-"
>turn on the radio
>"OMG KOHLI IS AMAZING I WANNA SUCK YOUR DIC-"
>go to the web to read news in peace
>get fucking bombarded by cricket news
yeah, totally illogical hatred right?

>>74156477
>>74156532
Where and when

>>74156587
anytime you're ready, just make sure to beat the hell outta them and inflict a demoralizing defeat so that every Indian cricket fan shuts the fuck up for at least a year

Feel like pure shit just want a vada pav right now...

>>74156613
>ameriga
>vada pav
why the fuck

>>74156613
Kiwi and strawberry pav is best to bh

>>74156616
>there is no diaspora in US

Come on Bhai..

>>74156620
fuck up

>>74156579
>yeah, totally illogical hatred right?
yes it is, you jealous cunt
anything short of worshipping Kohli's shadow should be considered treason for a malu

>>74156632
Excuse me?

>>74156627
>le choke in finals man
>le statpadding against weak teams man
no thank you, I'm waiting for him to get exposed and people to throw stones at his house like with Yuvraj

>>74156661
was meant for
>>74156635

What's the best code of football for an uncoordinated sperg to play for fitness and fraternity?

>>74156627
r u from bombay

not sure you can play cricket with your foot mate

>>74156691
I'm assuming you have minimal muscle mass.

If you're fat, some form of rugby.
If you're tall or can run, AFL.
Otherwise soccer.

Walkcunt is gay

>>74156738
based nipGOD

>>74156738
Controversial opoonion

>>74156738

>>74156727
Not him, but as a 5'8, 23yo manlet who smokes durries and cones and has no cardio, do I have any chance of not being shit if I sign up to play Aussie Rules this year?

>>74136888
The only thing dominate is your paki boyfriend's choad lah.

>be Australia
>gets a bit hot
>national emergency
>entire power grid shuts down
>schools close
>everything is on fire
What a hellhole...it's no wonder they sent all their convicts there.

>>74156795
Probably not but if you find the right club in the right competition everyone else will be shit too.

I find Emma stone ugly and off-putting

>>74156840
ribbit

somebody stole our wheelie bin from the nature strip today, can you fucking believe that shit?

>>74156986
I wheelied up your mum's nature strip last night, son.

>>74156840
truthbomb

Really excited for The Great Wall looks like a cracker of a movie

>>74156815
there is literally nothing more original than a convict joke

>>74156840
I'm not sure how I feel about her. She was qt in birdman at a distance but she looks weird in other movies

*dabs for international cricket*

Spent all week pretending to be a normie lads. Amazing how quickly life can turn around. I've already achieved more this year than the past 5 combined. Never give up.

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thoughts

>>74157771
Met her irl. We definitely clicked. Should've told her that she was was my leg-breakfu, but I cucked out.

>>74157837
I believe you

I'm 25 but in cricket terms an old fart I hate all cricket that isn't test. I don't know why people think t20 is good, the only bit I like it's getting drunk at the matches. Also coming over for the ashes, retrace my families steps, see u guys soon at the meet up

>>74157900
Blame autocorrection

only tryhards dislike t20

>>74157900
truthbombs

Unevenly contested ODI's are an absolute snorefest. Still like competitive ones like the recently concluded AUS/NZ series

>>74157965
ODIs just need to be more slightly more bowling friendly Tbh

Sean Royce NL

>>74157972
At least the ODI's played in SA, AUS and IND. Don't think i've seen an ODI played in any of those three countries where 300+ wasn't a par score in years.

NZ is the same in terms of scores, but that's just because of the hobbit boundaries, they usually play on pitches with something for the bowlers

>>74158064

If only the boundaries were the same for both teams playing the same game at the same time...

>>74158184
what are you even trying to say.

>>74158193
I think he autistically assumed I was insulting his countries tiny hbbit mem grounds when I was actually praising them.

This is the fame PP inferiority complex in action.

2017, still responding to a kiwi

Why are Sri Lanka so shit?

looking through Cameron Green's facebook profile lads ama

This has to be the least entertaining ODI series ever played. The bees were the only interesting thing to happen.

Emma Watson is extremely attractive and skinny nerds who feel emasculated by her actually having some of her own opinions should consider sorting their life out.

the only reason people find emma attractive is because of harry potter, she'd be a two bit whore if not for jk rowling

>>74158513
truthy

>>74158526
I personally find her attractive because she's a good looking woman lad.

>>74158543
she's not as aesthetic as other actors but she's still more attractive, that's what i'm saying

>>74158513
only die hard harry potter fans think this she is bordering on pretty man boy

>>74158562
deathly hallows was literally my first exposure to harry potter and I remember spending the entire movie thinking about how attractive she was

>>74158543
Be honest, she is average looking. She didnt mature into a good looking woman either. Look at that carey mulligan, she was in a bunch of movies a couple years back and we havent seen anything of her. Currently its the untalented pig jennifer lawrence.

Not many people these days are able to establish themselves as a lead in a solo movie. Too many jump onto ensemble movies, look at dwayne johnson. Hes an entertaining guy but he isnt that great an actor. He hopped onto the gi joe and fast & furious franchise to get some fame.

Is Root up to the challenge lads?I don't know if he is but I welcome the change.

>>74158693
Broad will be the captain.

>Stuart Broad has recalled how his personal success on England's Ashes whitewash in Australia three years ago helped to "make him as a cricketer", amid speculation that he has been interviewed by the ECB with a view to becoming Alastair Cook's successor as Test captain.

>According to the Daily Mail, Broad - along with Joe Root and Ben Stokes - met with Andrew Strauss, England's director of cricket, and James Whitaker, the chairman of selectors, on Thursday as the formal recruitment process got underway.

>Broad and Stokes

Hmm

Unironically bring in Morgan and make him captain

>>7415870
>>74158713
>bowler captain

Literally why?

>>74158722
Apparently there's talk Root doesn't want the job, and when you're next best option is Ben fucking Stokes I guess you'd get desperate

Does Bairstow have any captaincy experience? He seems like someone that could be alright.

>>74158735
>wanting him to be Dhoni2.0
not gonna happen lad.

>>74158735
I would like Bairstow to be given the nod but only if they take the gloves off of him.

>>74158758
I'd agree with that. His keeping is dog fucking shit and he'd do much better focusing entirely on batting.
Are there any good keeper batsmen in county cricket? Buttler has been shit recently.

>>74158767
I don't think the batting matters as much as the keeping as long as it's not complete dogshit.Most people would probably say Billings, not a bad shout.I quite like Ben Cox from Worcestershire as a left field pick.His team mate Joe Clarke can keep as well but I'd much rather him in the team as a specialist batsman, I don't think he'll get the chance though with Hameed, Cook, Jennings, Root all pretty much set now.

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This guy is not trolling. This is the literal state of bangladeshi fans.

>>74158823
don't you guys have any better keeper than Jonny? play hik instead.

>>74158856
Bangladeshis are the most deluded people I've seen on the internet

>>74158856
bangla lankan paki and poo fans are all the same sorry.

>>74158890
the difference is that india and pakistan aren't dogshit sides

>>74158856
bangalel is 90's india desu

>>74158890
India is a top side so its ok if they be whiny and shit but not Bangladeshis.
>>74158935
bangalel is no where near 90's india.

what cricinfo comments do you like making? I enjoy reminding indians that they've never won a tour of australia, always brings in the (You)s

>>74159138
india is only a top side at home when they can tailor make the wicket to suit them. everywhere else india is pretty crappy.

>>74159177
I point out Kholi's mediocre record outside of India and bouncy castles, particularly his """performance""" in England

>>74159185
Bowlers, yeah. Their batsmen are world class though

>>74159185
they are "pretty crappy" lad. Yes they badly lost test series in Eng and Aus like 5 years ago, after that they've been very competitive, Not unlike you and Eng lads lost 3-0 and 4-0 shamelessly

>>74159213
are not*
>>74159185
also don't be a shitposter lad. Have you watched the series against NZ and Eng ,the wickets were very sporty .

>>74159185
So you're saying that SA don't make pitches in home to suit them ? Oh that's why you got BTFO by the poms last year in your home right?

in case any one missed it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=161&v=FfDJ6CZGee0

last nights state of the nation adres.

>>74159225
i am from africa i can shit post all i want, dont be racist

>>74159254
this made the news here lmao

>>74159254
umm but I am a racist.

>>74159254
>kek that's what happens when you let some niggers run your country
hmmm

>>74159254
do black south africans from certain regions have different accents? I've heard some of the black cricket players with the normal boer accent, but the speaker there sounds a lot more african

>>74159298
good black cricket players goes to private schools.
like michael house, greys college, paarl gym etc. top schools. they get a good education. same with black rugby players. they get snapped up by good afrikaans schools.

>>74159254
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5YbfEkuyNY
South Africa makes this look boring

fuck Sri Lanka are shit

>>74159347

What makes that speech even better are Barnaby Joyce's reactions in the bottom corner

>>74159404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmUo-nDJS2Y
barnaby is a nutcase

>>74159430
kek knew what this was going to be before opening it, probably my favourite question time moment

>>74159471
personally I enjoyed the one where he went on a rant about killing carp with herpes for five minutes

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some Facebook memes for you lads.

Just did a scratch and sniff on me gooch. Sweaty AF and smells like bluebird salt and vinegar chips.

What went wrong lads?

>>74158735
>Root being this much of a coward

Automatic grounds for disqualification from the Fab 4

just woke up

based Bancroft, Wells and Cartwright lads

It's fucking hot lads.
Pushing 22°.
Hope the power grid doesn't collapse.

>32 C in sydney
>play abandoned because of heat

kek

KEK

K-E-K

Thirty fucking two degrees and the Poo Shit Peelsh""men"" can't handle it

Brr bit chilly out. Might put a sweater on lads.

>>74159254
>"Rayciss! Rayciss!Rayciss!Rayciss!"

Fuck I hate niggers

>>74165689
Good thing white racists like you are being genocides and there is nothing you can do about it

Based shield lads

>>74165230
is it real LMAO? 32°c is considered "cool" weather here.

>>74166152
its cool weather here too

>>74165230
was it a womens match?

>>74166190
Grade cricket across the state from what I've understood

>While the Sheffield Shield match between New South Wales and Queensland at the SCG began, the decision for club cricket was reached on Friday afternoon after it was determined that there would not be adequate medical logistics to look after club cricket players in such extreme heat.

>The NSW and Cricket Australia chief medical officer, doctor John Orchard, explained the decision. "My main concern is that Grade Cricket does not have the infrastructure in place to safely monitor and manage heat stroke in what is essentially an amateur volunteer-run organisation," he said. "At the SCG we have medical staff in place that will be monitoring players who are showing any signs of symptoms and making sure no one with heat stress returns to play. We also checked before the game that no one had pre-existing illness."

>The NSW chief executive Andrew Jones advised other Sydney competitions, not under the direct control of the state association, to take similar action

KEK. Good thing these babies dont live in Perth, Brisbane or Darwin

New South Welshmen Ltd

>>74166253
>32 C is unbearably hot in Poo Peeland

kek

KEK

>thunderstorm asthma
>30+ heatwaves

Why are the eastern states such jokes lads?

>>74166253
>40° is hot and anything around 30° is cool you snowflake

>>74166313
Truthbomb

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>>74166232
that's why cricket grounds need roofs

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>>74144212
kik

KIK

KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIK

>>74166324
35+ is not a desert hellhole.

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>>74166353
Just had the second largest amount of rain in a day here yesterday lad

>>74166341
>0°C is cold and 40°C is hot for me
fixed for you little baby

https://youtu.be/gxmOEOYID7c

>>74166450
yeahuhyeahuh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3JEkDShKoc

hi where are the griget?

>>74166822
right here mate
*farts in your face*

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lads

>>74166870
based cott

Fucking bored lads

remind me why are Bangladesh a test nation again

>>74167155
how was saudi arabia

oi listen up boys

yeah what's up

Reminder that YOU fell for the STEM meme

>Easy as fuck and enjoyable degree, unironically 5 contact hours per week
>Little HECS debt
>Comfy government job paying $70k first year out of uni
>Guaranteed job security and great career prospects

KEK

Imagine being an unemployed accountant from the wasteland also known as poorth

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saxon on suicide watch

>>74167245
>contributed more to navigation than any other englishman and arguably more than the portuguese and dutch
yeah what a cunt

>>74167080
Rugby 10s is on RIGHT NOW

Get amongst

>>74167338
Triggered the fuck out lmao

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SHANE Warne has announced a national speaking tour and stage show where he has promised to offer full frontal facts about his controversial private life.
The spin king held a press conference on Tuesday to launch the Warney Uncut stage show which will kick off at the Sydney Opera House on April 20.
The tour will also take Warney to Canberra, Melbourne, Brisbane, Adelaide and Perth.
Warne said his motivation behind the project was simply to address the “factual untruths” that have been reported about him on and off the cricket field.
The 47-year-old says his future audience will be left “surprised” by his version of events on previously taboo topic including his marriage breakdown and his doping suspension.

I reckon I could make it into the bangladesh test team

Me too m8

>>74167403
Sorry whitey, but you're not a handsome, muscular and intelligent BanGODeshi

how long till a competitive cricket series

why does straffo talk like a 17 year old middle class american girl's tumblr?

>>74168237
Sunday nek week

Brisbane tomorrow. A week of complimentary buffet breakfasts. True greatness.

>>74168322
based straffo

>>74168322
any idea where he's staying? A straffo stakeout sounds exciting tbqh

yawn

South Australia's Jake Lehmann pulled a short ball from spinner Jon Holland and in his follow-through the bat hit Harper, who was wearing a helmet while standing up to the stumps.

The 20-year-old keeper fell to the turf and appeared in some discomfort but was able to walk off the field with assistance from medical staff.

He was taken to hospital for scans, which have not identified any bleeding or bone damage, but he will remain in hospital overnight for observation and sit out the rest of the match.

That's twice in two months lads. Is this an attempt by Matthew Wade to eliminate all the competition?

*dabs*

>>74157771
then i came and started farting.

>>74166313
20-25 is proper english cricket weather.

>>74166341
you try bowling in 0 celsius for more than 10 minutes.

>>74159253
SA beat australia in australia though

>>74170949
South Australian pitches are the same shit as Australian pitches

>>74169803
>Under Sheffield Shield rules and the spirit of cricket, opposition captains can get together and decide if injured players can be replaced.
>Victorian coach and former Australian Test player Andrew McDonald said the Vics had formerly requested to replace Harper with a substitute player for the remainder of the match, but they were denied.

Execute Travis Head. What a fucking cunt

Next world cup when

I miss comfy /cric/

just woke up lads

>>74172447
Champions Trophy should be okay

>>74172447
2018

>>74171271
So just business as usual for poopeelian scumbags then?

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is he, dare I say it, /elite/?

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>>74176735

I booked to come over for the ashes but just can not be bothered with that flight.

Reminder that cricket is always the winner at the end

Hockey

Just brought that new boundary powerade
Do we have a /ck/ thread atm?

Peter Forrest on next test opener watch.