Who can stop us?

>>74136439
A wall.

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Is this bait?

>marquez stills playing
He's 40 already?

>>74136456
He'll be 39 by the time WC comes.

>ochoa
shit
>reyes
shit
>marquez
old
>moreno
actually good
>dos Santos
inconsistent
>herrera
the goat at inconsistency
>guardado
good but extremely overrated
>dos Santos
shit
>vela
actually good when he tries...which is almost never
>chicharito
good poacher but he needs a team that can provide him with chances....and we don't have that
>corona
good in mexican standards, average at best compared to world class players

>memesorio
the cherry in the cake, if he doesn't 7-0 in the confederations, he'll stay in charge until the WC because CONCACAF teams are in the worst state they've been in over a decade. He's literally the biggest meme of a manager to ever exist, just spouting shit about right footed and left footed players trying to look like he's talking about nuclear science when stuff like that is probably the most simple concept in tactics. Also changes the lineup every game to look smart but he always looks like a knob when the team actually starts playing. Shit, he's so fucking dumb he needs to use pens with different colors to know the difference between good and bad.

>Gio as a Wing-back
Triggered

>>74136439
-----Lozano -- Jimenez --- Vela
---- Corona - Guardado - JDS
Layun - Moreno - Marquez - Dueñas
------------------ Talavera

literally everyone
even the danish national team

Osorio

>>74136458
honestly this

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The world cup 2018 semifinalists can stop Mexico

>>74138030
>brugge
>championship fodder
>scottish league
>mls scrubs
What a JUST team

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>mexican flag
>not usa flag

its like you want your thread to flop lad

>>74138571
7-0

>>74138030
>implying dempsey will still be playing for wc

>>74138571
>Horvath

One of the best young gk in europe right now

>Newcastle

Practically a midtable premier league club bullying Championship fodder

>scottish league

Rodgers Celtic exposed Poop's Shitteh

>mls scrubs

The only 2 decent ones

Try harder, Paco. Arena will dos a cero your spic ass back across the wall

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>>74138736
>this confederate states of trumpistan delusion
Keep on dreaming Cletus

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We should play this at Copa Oro, we'll probably still win with these u-23 kids

The US is objectively better at soccer than Mexico rn desu

>>74139147
>tf
>tt
>We won the last 2 matches and >we'd wipe the floor with England 2bh

>>74139321
>we'd wipe the floor with England 2bh
Implying that's an accomplishment
>Implying

>>74139147
We'll avenge you bro, we'll beat the part time dentists tonight.

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>>74136439
/thread

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>>74138781
Keep on living through your delusions of grandeur.

>>74139092
Chokey will be at the Confed. I'd move dedos to RM and bring in Aguirre at RB desu. And Cisneros over Gallardo

>>74139635
Aguirre is great but he hasn't been playing, cisneros is dead & lopez at rm/rw never pans out rewatch the pre-olympics. Fine daniel alvarez for lozano on right wing.

>>74139602
But we are better than you, 8 decent years from usmnt vs all the years Mexico has dominated. U guys are simply... small potatoes, real teams take us seriously you guys they play around with.

>>74136444
\thread

a wall

>>74139965
You have to go back to building the wall Juan Guadalupe Tlaxecoco Jiménez. Every second you're lounging off means we subtract that from your manlet brown family's limited time in America

>>74141095
Well atleast were not paying for It, also our president Isn't a liar

>>74141125
>We're n-not paying

Yes you are. We'll be heavily taxing all that spic money your hermanos send through Western Unions and using that as reparations

>>74136456
And the most pathetic part is, we really need him. The 7-0 wouldnt have happened if he played that match ( we would have get BTFO anyway but not that badly)

>>74141095
>Juan Guadalupe Tlaxecoco Jiménez

Kek

>>74139092
>we
you need to go back

>>74141164
Did you pay reparations to the niggers and Indians?

Now you see how It works

I love how without caring the USA is unironically a better performing national team than England and Mexico.

>>74141577
How are they better performing than us? They have quite a pathetic team. They cap any dual-nationality idiot just to lock them.

>>74141606
This tbH

>>74136458
best 7:1 parody ever

>>74141606
>We still unironically play Bradlel, Wongafraudski, and Old Man Dempsey and still make it further than Memexico in the World Cup
Can't make this shit up

>>74141606
You have literally never made it futher than quarter finals even after you hosted 2 world cups and have not gone beyond the Ro16 in 30 (thirty) years despite your so called world class team. You are frauds and mentally fragile chokers who are below par.

>>74141943
>Both teams went out on round of 16
Mexico plays Netherlands 3rd place
USA plays belgium kek

>that defense and goalkeper
If you lost 7-0 to Chile you can easily lose 15-0 to a proper attack like Argentina or Brazil

>>74141982
>w-we played against a stronger opponent!

Belgium and Netherlands were both similar in talent then. Also, you didnt even put up a good performance against them, the fucking Costa Ricans put up a better fight and took the game to penalties while you crumbled down after 45 minutes.

Also

>we

YHTGB

>>74141969
>shit In International football
>still dominate concacaf
Literally let's you know how shitty the ninja turtles are

>>74141982
At least we took our game to extra time with a literal scrub team and Wondofuckinglowski playing up front.

>>74142040
Its almost as if Concacrap is trash, my delusional Chicano bricklayer worker and that Memexico being King of Concacrap doesnt mean anything

>>74142014
>Mexico's last game with argentina 2-2
>Otamendi got saved from a red
>Shitcharito starting
Lmao wait, wait
>"Proper Attack"

>>74142068
When did we play?

>>74142057
Exactly, then why this level of asshurt
Mexico>TMNT
There, easy.

>>74142078
That one time we played In usa and messi had to step up and save your national teams shitty attack like always, member?

>>74142111
>a friendly

My fucking sides. We beat Germany and the Netherlands in friendlies yet none of us were CHIcano-levels of delusional to insist we were world class.

>>74142111
It was a friendly you meme fuck. Last matches with Argentina have been:
2010 WC L
2007 Copa America L
2006 WC L
2005 Confederations Cup D (lose on pens)
2004 Copa America W

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>>74142111
Sorry, I don't watch friendies

>>74142148
Literally 10 threads about USA being the new world champs after beating germanys C team filled with literal who's
>new levels of delusion
>>74142163
Mexico Vs. Argentina are never friendlys baboso, me averguenzas que no sepas esto

>>74139917
He'll resuscitate by summertime. Also, /chofis/.

>>74143345
Yeah I know they're dirty as fuck but still it was a friendly.

Is this the official Mexico vs Iceland thread? I just want to see Mexico lose

era penal

>>74143345
Yeah, friendlies are really important, that's why Finland shares the World Cup of 2010 with Spain because we played them 1-1 a few months after the WC.

Fucking mong.

>>74144191
>finland thinks he's relevant
Shhhh...shhh the grownups are chatting

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which cartel is elite now that el chapo is gone?

>>74144251
At least we didn't lose 7-0 to Chilel

>>74144281


>Being so irrelevant that you're humilliation isn't a source of constant ridicule.

No one would bat an eye if you lost 10-0 to Canada

>>74144340
But I can always find solace in the fact that I'm not from a country with 100 million people that do nothing else than play football and suck at it.

>>74144370
>Boxing
>Football
>Wrestling
>Baseball
>American Football
>Bull Fighting
You confused Mexico with Brazil

>>74144394
>boxing
Not a relevant sport, but you do pretty well in it admittedly.
>Football
I think we've established that you're not all that in it.
>Wrestling
Meme sport, we're great at it too.
>Baseball
Meme sport.
>American football
Meme sport
>Bull fighting
>>Bull fighting

This is like me saying that we're a great sporting nation because we succeed in curling and log tossing.

>Iceland In charge of reading In english

god how I wish that wall is made right now so Chicanos start disappearing once and for all

>mexican muslim

>tfw Osorio probably reads this place and follows my meme 3-4-3 tactics with meme wingbacks

>>74138030
>Hearts of Midlothian
holy shit that's a real team

is this the gamethread?

>>74144619
I guess?

Not really worth a thread IMO

The world cup is ours!!

Puligoat!!!!
Chente voice: Y arriba mis chivas!!!!

>>74144777


>Cagabolitas being unsupportable bitches because Alan Podrido scored against Iceland C

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>>74144791
Disgusting

ANOTHER 0-0!! CAN'T FUCKING WAIT TO THROW AWAY 90+ MINS OF MY LIFE!!11!1

>old man marquez still being able to jump
Leave this man frozen in Russia and unleash him in Qatar.

>>74144791
You can't probably point Jalisco in a map, dirty Chicano scum

we playin? against who?

>>74143345
Jesus christ this is England vs Germany levels of delusion

>>74144899
Iceland's A1 team. We are using our E team.

>>74139602
>World Cup bronze
When?

>>74144899
Iceland's carpenters, butchers and sheepers vs Liga MX mashup

hi

>>74144941
>Iceland's carpenters, butchers and sheepers
so Iceland's A team?

>>74145025
Yeah, kinda like Burkina Faso's first team.

>>74144936

1930's.

>>74145021
Hola weon

T b h senpaitachi Mexico is without a doubt a better team atm than the US.

Hubieran puesto deperdida un juego de copa mx

>>74145082
Kek gtfoutta here nigga, that doesn't count

>>74144941
You wish we were good as Iceland. The white race is dying.

>>74145118
No. Wait until Arena gets the true A team on board.

Pulisic, Johnson, Brooks, Cameron, Yedlin, Wood and Howard are better than their mexican counterparts.

>>74144791
AHUEVO COMPA

>>74136439

Rafa Marquez choking and giving away a penalty or getting red carded. Again.

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>>74145174
You forgot Julian Green

>>74145174
>Pulisic, Johnson, Brooks, Cameron, Yedlin, Wood and Howard are better than their mexican counterparts
KEK amerisharts actually believe this, If anything wood might look better than chicharito atm

era penal

>>74145288
Esto para ser honesto

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>>74136439

>mfw this thread is mostly on topic for a change
>mfw if OP had a US flag it would have 300 replies and devolved into a /pol/ thread by now

FUCK TRUMP AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE!

Holy shit México can't play for shit. This is horrible. Germany would 20-0 us without breaking a sweat

>>74145419
It's the C team moreno, relax

>>74145438
your words reek like mexico's public school system

>>74145252
Wood is doing better for Hamburg than Shitarito for Leverkusen.

Pulisic is one of the best talents under 20 in europe right now.

Johnson is better than whatever shit meme winger is popular in Mexico right now

Howard is way better than a shitter like Ochoa who cant even start for Granada

Brooks is playing at a high level with Hertha (see the game vs Dortmund today where he bullied Obama yang)

Yedlin is the best right back in the Championship right now and playing at a high level

You just cannot compare your overrated shitters to our talent

>>74145316
it's late night on a weekday, not the best time to set up bait

>>74145512
Not an achievement
False
Wrong
Wrong
Wrong
Lmao

Pulisic is the only decent one and he missed a penalty earlier today.

>>74145512
Lol the only reason we don't have more mexicans In europe is because they ask crazy wages and usually seek out champions league playing clubs, we don't have to scout out dual nationals In established leagues. Isn't johnson benched atm?

>>74145512
The only players on the US roster I'd have are Fabian, Wood, Pulisic. And we don't have shit wingers you fool. Vela has more raw talent than any of those players ( yes even Pulisic.) A few years ago he was one of the best in La Liga, and he's regaining form as you probably saw the last time the US and Mexico played. Him and Tecatito are definitely better than Green. You can even argue that Lozano is better than green.

These ice niggers fed up with lozano dribbling past half the squad lmao too bad faggots get gud or die

>>74145598
Sad to think at a time Vela was regarded by spanish media third best behind messi and ronaldo In la liga, wtf happened to him lads?

>>74145623
He got injured for like 3 months and got lazy n shyt. Now he's gradually coming back to form.
>tfw he scored 2 goals against Holland only to get injured a month later.
SAD!

>>74145605
Lozano gets kicked a lot every match and he says it doesn't bother him he's premier league material imo
>>74145623
He just doesn't give a shit and doesn't want to move to a bigger club since he's loved by people in San Sebastian.

>>74136439
Chile

>>74138030
Just: the team

>>74142014
>Argie
>proper attack
Kek ché

Osorio with his usual meme 1-0 win and only 20 decent minutes.

>>74145566
Your backline and midfield are a joke right now

>>74145917
Correct, still better than yours.
>>74145856
He's the Colombian Moyes

a este ritmo lozano nunca se va a ir yurop

>>74145917
Not really. Moreno and Guardado have been playing quite well after the winter break. Reyes has surprised me. Very solid defender this season. Old man Marquez still up for duty.
Now the US is a proper mess.

>>74138030
literally half the players are B-team tier and are out of position lmfao

good b8

>>74145939
>>74145953
No and no. We were a mess because of Klinsmann. We now have a proper coach who doesnt pull off meme tactics like Klinsmann or Osorio. He will instill discipline and ensure that everyone knows what they're doing.

The dos a cero days are going to return

Where do players like Pulisic and Fabian Johnson fit in with Bruce Arena?
The play on the left flank and will have to compete with Nagbe and Lletget for their chances in the LM/LW position. Although Johnson can play as our LB

>>74146322
Pulisic and Johnson are obvious starters right now. Even if Arena is muh MLelS there's no way he's stupid enough to bench our two best midfielders

>>74146486
Nagbe is better than Johnson, and both play Left Mid.

>>74146491
Kek no. Nagbe hasnt done shit last season

>>74136458
WHat did they mean by this?

>>74142014
Chilel is the best team in the continent.

>>74136458
Damn, that was such a fun game to watch. It just kept getting better.

>>74137066
Wow, a mexi-post not filled with delusion. I'm very surprised.

>>74147872
clear troll, "proper attack like argentina" spoils it

>>74141164
>he doesn't understand economics
>he doesn't realize that they'll just pass the tax onto American consumers

If he does actually end up building that pointless wall, us Americans will be paying for it.