/epl/ - anime can fuck off edition

Great op, lad

Redpill me on Jesus. Is he elite?

>de gay

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*walks towards the premier league*

>you now remember adam jonhson ruined his millionaire career, his family, his comfy life and went to jail because he fingered some underage chav pussy in a parking lot
lmao

>>74135945
>above average player in Brazil
>elite in EPL

REALLY makes you think

Whats gayer anime or believing David Beckham was anything above average

>>74135978
It's still too soon m8.

>>74135945
single handedly one a team in brazil noone had ever heard of to win their league which was the first time in like 25 years that they had done so
then left them straight away after

im not gay but i can say that he is also better looking than neymar

>>74135984
>explaining why you like David Beckham
or
>explaining why you have pictures of japanese cartoons on your computer
I know which one Id rather do

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*runs towards the premier league*

>>74136019
lmao

>>74136030
Literally who can stop us?

Other than Wednesday.

>>74136056
>Literally who can stop us

Exactly

>>74135945
his energy and enthusiasm is elite certainly, but then so was Park Ji Sung's, he looks a good fit for poop though desu.

>>74135984
>tf

>>74136056
Today is Wednesday.

who /wantsFulhamtogetpromoted/ here

>>74136154
yes, only to see them lose 6-4 every week

Would Allegri be a good fit for the Goonies? I think he wants to leave at the end of this season.

Sunderland, Palace and Leicester for relegation

>>74136154
only if Scott Parker doesn't retire

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*carves out of the EPL*

Any of you lads watching LWA?

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nyanpasu~

>>74136339
Latest news:
>Police called after drunk man discussing religion refused to leave Talke's Toby Carvery

http://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/police-called-after-drunk-man-discussing-religion-refused-to-leave-talke-s-toby-carvery/story-30067373-detail/story.html

>Merstham man jailed for stealing 37 bottles of alcohol from Redhill's Toby Carvery

http://www.surreymirror.co.uk/merstham-man-jailed-for-stealing-37-bottles-of-spirits-from-redhill-toby-carvery/story-30092174-detail/story.html

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>>74136380
certainly is the place to be

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>le too slow to be a winger man
>le to dumb too be a central midfielder man
>le spam crosses man

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*walks towards the playoffs*

*dabs into the top 4*

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What football wear do you own outside of strips? Got this months ago.

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*blunders arse-backwards towards safety*

>>74136470
If Manure finish top 4 but miss out on CL due to Lestah winning the CL and Spuds winning the EL, are they screwed?

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*begins the inexorable slide into the lower leagues and subsequent footballing irrelevancy*

>>74136488
Yes but a group of pakis could beat lester

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*hires Coyle*
*walks towards League One*

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Leicester wont actually go down

r..right lads?

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*sits out this season to come back with bang in 17/18*

>>74136522
United are absolute dogshit at the minute, yet put 3 past them.
Theyre gone.

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>>74136522
it would be extremely painful

>>74136524
>All the Palace mongs who rated Pards
kek

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46th for anime !

>>74135925

>that hairline

...is it finally happening?

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>>74136593

>>74136580
>they didn't believe it when everyone said to watch out because he'll repeat what he did at newcastle
I laughed so hard when he got sacked.

>willian has played 116 games for chelsea in the premier league
>16 goals
>12 assists

I really kind of like him, but how does he get away with this shit?

>>74136728
He's a workrate babby

>>74136728
Because there's more to football than stats.

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>>74136655
Nice dubdubs

>>74136744
Obviously, but he isn't even really good at anything, and he doesn't have any stats to back him up. Now where does that leave us?

>>74136753
>he isn't even really good at anything
ah yes just forget his workrate and pressing contributions because Roman bought a shiny new toy who does it better.

http://www.247hd.info/hd1.php
>>74136349

>>74136788
>Annuity Action Network
Calling them now desu

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>>74136593

good post

>>74136744
DELETE THIS

>>74136432
Milner?

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*dabs towards another mediocre lower midtable season*

>>74137132
Fellaini is dabbing now?

Quality thread.

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>>74137132
>*dabs towards another mediocre lower midtable season*

Why do I keep coming here? Wtf

>>74137132
No more posts about dabbing towards League One anymore you smug sheep shagging cunt

>>74137282
I really think about this thread every day. Every time I see Javi Martinez, every time I think about pizza hut, every time somebody wants to go to a carvery, every time a seagull flies by me, every time I see someone dabbing, every time somebody mentions 100 million, every time somebody is walking towards the camera, every time I talk to customer support, every time I see a slippery surface sign.

Holy shit. It's a part of me now. This thread is carving into my consciousness, and is dabbing towards my brain. Of course, *wins the league* flippy.jpg and a >moyes. I don't know what to do anymore. I wake up in the middle of the night and immediately yell EXPOSED! I just can't help it. Every dream I can remember for the past 6 months has had to do with this fucking thread. Even if it's just the faintest sound of the walking. Oh my God. Please save me. Somebody. I can't take it. My life is *walking towards it's end*.

I really am starting to think I need mental help. I've also started going to the local carvery lately and not until reading my own thoughts did I realize it's probably because of this thread. I browse /epl/ for around 5 hours every day and the amount of time's I've posted here in the past week is more times than I've thought of my family, friends or parents. To those who are new don't come here, and don't get into it. I posted "Any updates on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation?" at least once a week for a year, and it has actually addled my brain. The sound of a seagull alone sends me into fits of uncontrollable laughter.

>>74137308
>being worse than rapeherham
>villel

>>74137308
>Villa
>Being worse than the free-falling Zola birmingham

>>74137308
I've not seen that many Ls since I visited Wales last weekend!!

>>74137300

autism straight outta the dutch oven

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*rolls into league one*
>>74137308
>Villel
>Being worse than free falling Bristol and non league Burton

>>74136744
I would like to see how many times he has fucked up a pass that would lead to an 1 on 1 chance.

Is Leicester City the perfect example or counterexample of second season syndrome?

>>74136522
JAMIE VARDY IS HAVING A RELEGATION PARTY

CHAT SHIT

GET RELEGATED

Remember the GOAT ArsenalFanTV video?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnJOPZPQ9j8

>>74137565

What do you do when you failed O levels twice? Im suicidal here

>>74137627
Take it again? Third time's the charm they say.

>>74137608
How autistic is Ty? Jesus christ.

>>74137637

Dude,its fucking embarassing man,I know it shouldnt be but I cant fucking take that thought off my mind

>>74135925
Fuck he's handsome.

exposed

He's still alive lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlG6xPtGGCE

so I don't really understand what iceland is doing in las vegas tonight

no players from mainland europe/england, barely any from scandinavia, mostly just people playing in iceland

They went to china with a B/C team but this is closer to D/E

The whole 23 man squad barely manages 20 caps between them, meanwhile the mexico squad reaches well over 500...

Only thing that could make iceland not lose the game would be if trump would prevent the mexican nt from entering the us

Looking forward to city spending £50m on that big lad at hull

>>74137738
>>74137745
This isn't /clap/ m8

leicester v derby match thread: >>74137773

>18 changes for the FA Cup tonight
Neither team want to win

Leicester : Zieler, Amartey, Wasilewski, Benalouane, Chilwell, Mendy, King (c), Albrighton, Kapustka, Gray, Musa.

Subs: Hamer, Fuchs, Ndidi, Drinkwater, Mahrez, Okazaki, Slimani.

Full tinkerman mode

>>74137761
Would like to see him at everton desu

>>74137762
HUH

>>74137783
This team might just do better the main XI, but wow do leicester need new defenders (except LB)

>>74137608
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>>74136637
it's been happening mate, hes been thinning for years. slowed it down with meds probably but there is no escaping the gods of JUST

he styles his hair specificly to hide his balding

>>74137387
>non league Burton

rude.

>>74137836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=au2QZtQO1-M

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>>74137308
whoa sad for them

>>74137565
Guise?

>>74137704
>milel
Every time.

Can Klopp turn it around lads

>>74138083
Doubtful

>>74138100
Can I turn it around lad

>>74138112
You have a higher chance than Klopp

>>74137984
fucking hell lads.
cringey as fuck these vids.

Bologna - Milan thread ragazzi
>>74136349

>>74136154
i'm a fulham fan and i don't want us to get prooted because we're shit and would be shat on every week

>>74138152
But think of the extra moolah you'll get. You'll go straight down but you'll go back up as champs from the better players you'll be able to afford.

>>74138152
what's the point if you don't want to compete at the top level?
I suppose you have had the luxury of seeing them in the top flight so it doesn't bother you too much.
Aint seen my team in top flight so would love it if we did it just for a season

>>74138170
>Aint seen my team in top flight so would love it if we did it just for a season

i understand but we're not ready yet, so we'd just go back down again, would rather us actually build a squad other than the mishmash of players we've got at the moment so that we might compete if we do get promoted

>>74138170
Which team?

>>74138221
'udders

>>74138244
HUDDERSFIELD MENTIONED

>>74135978
>no good players ever came out of Brazil
That's literally what you are saying. Neck yourself

>>74135993
I'm not a Palmeiras fan, but they are a traditional team here. They are the 4th in terms of supporters, and have the biggest number of national championships, 9, according to the Brazilian Federation. Though Brazilians generally recognize only 5 of these 9, it's still a somewhat big number. Definitely a big club, not carried by Jesus, though he was certainly MVP

>>74138490
no mate. he's saying that he's good but not great compared to his fellow counterparts in Brazil. But when he comes to England he's amazing because the standard in the EPL isn't as good as what people say it is.

>>74138584
Standard in the what?

>>74138584
right, guess it's I who should neck myself then.

but before I go, he is wrong on that point too. he with that age is on the main NT as the 'camisa 9' (I don't know how you call that or if you guys even care about numbers on the shirt at all), and doing great. this 'he is just an average player' is bullshit, we haven't had a decent striker since Adriano Imperador. Boy is brilliant

>>74138612
cocksucking, faggotry and cheating

>>74138646
he said 'above average' i.e good player. it's not a slur. calm your tits lad.

>>74138711
Wouldn't that be a CFC rather than a EPL?

>>74138725
I'm afraid saying something is only "good" when in fact it is at the very least great doesn't hold the same weight or meaning to you brits as it does to brazilians.

Good player here means common player. Why would he be making fun of Jesus being elite in the EPL otherwise?

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lads

LADS

>memepiss

Why do you guys put butter on fucking everything?
Placing sausages between two slices of bread doesn't mean you drown the bread with butter

>>74139096
Wrong board?

>>74138999
goat

>>74138999
>nancy
>good

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>English """men"""

>>74139096
butter is always required with bread you fucking heathen

>>74138999
>My dad STILL insists he's the new Ronaldo
>This will fuel the fire

>>74139177
>tfw no homely English qt to ritually humiliate me
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCOC1YwNwZw

>>74139112
No, /sp/ is where I'm comfy and this general is full of Brits so I ask here since there's really nothing going on

>>74139112
Attention whore

>>74139213
Do you have any idea who he is? literally has no personality from what I see

daily reminder the EPL is shit and literally even serie A is better

>>74139213
Says the guy that was so starved of attention he put 50 stars on his flag

>>74139222
Well yeah, african leagues are shit

What do you think about the PL though?

>>74139220
He's basically a completely inoffensive trip

The type that annoys people the most

>>74138999
hahahaha forgot benoit pedretti is playing for noncy
in 2009 he got called a "little bender" by Nicollin, boss of Montpellier HSC

>>74139220
An American holidaying in Europe apparently.

It's the most fun to watch league in the world, my nig

>>74139230
>dont even deny it
>try to argue an abbreviation
cringe

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140th for iZombie

>>74139320
Why would I deny what the eritrean premier league is like?

>>74139337
is this a fucking tumblr gif converted to a webm

jfc kys mm

>>74139340
are you actually retarded? I know there's plenty of inbreeding on that island of yours but I assumed some of you were at least functional

>>74139391
Well you said "EPL". What other league do you know with those initials?

>>74135969
It was her idea. She ruined his life.

>>74136488
Would rather that happen to /arse/

>>74139422
Egyptian? Spaniards are moors so he might be trying to get one over his conquerors by dissing their league

>>74139422
>posts in /epl/
>thinks hes clever pretending (or something?) to not know what the epl is

>>74139561
Like I said, it's the eritrean premier league. Or maybe the egyptian like >>74139542
said. You just making your own acronyms up for things in the real world now?

>>74137836
WELL DONT SWEAR AT ME THEN!

>>74139220
i've been funposting since the 2010 wc.. she's one of the few names I still see posting. Board needs colour desu

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38913851

>Hull City have failed in their attempt to sign French forward Yannis Salibur from Ligue 1 side Guingamp.

Hull agreed a reported £9m fee for the 26-year-old on deadline day but a delay in processing the paperwork meant the transfer did not go through in time. The Tigers appealed to world governing body Fifa but have now confirmed their approach has been unsuccessful.

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152nd for /a/

Any updates on the Gary Neville to Arsenal Fan TV situation?

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>>74140595
Best Goddess

>>74140642
Robbie confirmed that Neville agreed to come.

this is royston drenthe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1rtKss9xXs

>>74141143
Ynr Royston 'Real Madrid' Drenthe

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nooooooooooo lmaooooooo noooooooooo
OL are keeping the shirt depay scored his first goal for the club against Nancy in their museum
this is too much

>>74141692
BUT HE'S PLAYED LIKE 5 GAMES AND HE COULD BE A BUST FOR ALL YOU KNOW FUCK YOU LYON FUCK YOU FRANCE RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>74141692
kek
pathetic club

>>74141692
>from the team that won 7 consecutive Ligue 1 titles
>to that
holy wew

>>74141692
>J-just wait until he's GOAT, mon ami. L-le petit Ronaldo

>>74141692
I bet he will pull a Payet

>>74141692
>It's fucking real
Wew.

>>74142008
on this evening Payet scored a freekick goal
depay scored a shitty tap in
only one got his shirt in a museum though ^^

>>74138999
french defending

167th for UP THE TERRIERS

>>74143511
great post

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>I have triggered a 50 year old Leicester supporting expat in the US by repeatedly calling him a bandwagoner solely due to his flag

>>74146558
>this made your day

>>74146565
I find it funny. Especially when he goes on about doing things in the 80s.

>>74146558

>only 33 people have posted in this thread.
>proud of driving away posters
>why are /epl/ and /sp/ so slow?

Or

>mommy, why won't the other kids play with me?
>because you are a nasty, little bitter rat, darling, everyone hates you.

>>74146589
But people like Suarez.

>buy N'Jie
>sell him the next summer
>buy N'Koudou
>sell him in the summer

What is Poch's obsession with buying N'African Ligue 1 wingers?

>they're still making handegg threads

>>74146589
Yeah, but, when we stand alone, we win.

>>74146589
>all this projection
wew lad

>>74146558
Real American #LCFC bandwagoner here. Ask me anything.

1. Chelsea
2. Man City
3. Arsenal
4. Liverpool
5. Spurs
6. Everton

>>74146873
>this booty blasted Liverpool fan
lmao

South/North:
Legit clubs: Tottenham, Man Utd
Joke clubs: Arsenal, Liverpool
Money clubs: Chelsea, Man City

>>74146873
>fucking a toilet

>>74146934
I loved that meme

Stopped watching MotD since I found out Gary is a refugee welcoming lefty. Get Shearer presenting it.

>>74146589
You can shitpost everywhere now. 4chan isn't the only shitpost-friendly site anymore. Also 4chan has higher quality shitposts than facebook or twitter and that may deter new people from posting because they are scared their post will be ridiculed.

>>74147016
Shearer would be the only bigger failure of a manager than Neville they could get.

>>74147016
He is a yid...

>>74147016
Just close your eyes whenever he's on-screen

>>74147016
>getting triggered by this

wew la

>>74146629
Black man signs black players

>>74141692
>This
>PSG wanting to name a stand after Zlatan shat on their club
Why are French clubs so beta?

>>74141692
Could you imagine clubs doing that here?

Chelsea having Shevchenko's shirt
Arsenal having Aliadière's shirt
Liverpool having Carroll's shirt
Man United having Depay's shirt

>>74141692
We just ignoring the fact that they gave a winger the no. 9?

>>74141692
More like

>manure
>letting the dutch Ronaldo leave for peanuts because he had a handful of poor games

LMAO>>74141735

http://poal.me/8wv251
IMPORTANT
http://poal.me/8wv251
IMPORTANT
http://poal.me/8wv251

>>74147209
>25 million
>peanuts

>>74147133
They want more worldwide press and relevance on the international stage but it looks desperate instead, terrible way of doing it tßh

>>74147276
No one asked you

>>74147281
Zlatan pls

http://www.strawpoll.me/12301149

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Is he finished? Should he just move to Psg and live out his days in a retirement league?

>>74147367
should go to Man Utd and win league by goal difference desu

>>74147370

>>74147367
Go to Real Madrid so Arse 'n' Lel can have Benzema, la.

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>>74147375
>http://www.strawpoll.me/12301149

>>74147367
the ligue 1 isnt a retirement league

>>74147367
No, but if Pep can sign another striker he wants then he'd be willing to sell him and his motivation has been lacking for quite some time; just not certain Aubameyang is much of an improvement

>>74147428
itsa niggermuslim leagie

>>74147437
same as the Premier League then?

>Leicester fans were last night chanting at Derby "Champions of England, you'll never say that"

Are bandwagoners just the most cringy thing ever?

>>74147448
yes

>>74147437
mate you're from romania

>>74147448
Nah, our niggers aren't muslim

>>74147455
>>74147456
damage control

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>>74147456
a niggermuslim league
full of niggers and full of mudslims. some are both

>>74147455
ye a country where there;s like 1000 mudslimes and 5000 niggers

>>74147463
And 90000000000 gypsies

>>74147449
They were clearly chanting 'Youll never be Champions of the Barclays ® Premier League!'

>>74147464
only like2million if you count the mongrels andshit, but at least they know their role and leave humans alone 4 the most part unlike the niggermuslims thinkin they are rules of thefuckin earth

>>74147471
>singing the ®
Now that's decication

>>74147473
Do you at least have windows?

>>74147477
we certainly do so we are better thn the people of liverpool no?

>>74147484
yes

Arsenal fans need to realise that they are, in fact, a shit club. They have the money to make themselves unshit again, but it's gonna take time.

>>74147498
When Wenger leaves they're going to get >moyesed harder than >moyes himself

>>74147484
>people of liverpool
>people

>>74147498
atleast liverpool have the excuse that they play in a slum

>>74147493
What's this? Mudslimes? You've missed the shitload at Arsenal and Chelsea

>>74147507
check>>74147482
there's more

>>74147493
definitely shocking that they play football

>>74147500
they most likely won't, wenger's the problem

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Ask a lad on a train anything

Train is too full to sit #Corbyn

>>74147601
Thanks, now I know where you are. Expect me at the train station.

>>74147611
Make sure to return his bike

>>74147512
Who cares?

>>74147601
I always thought you was an english lad on a proxy desu

>we are nearly two thirds of the way through the season

hmm

>>74147611
Didn't see you Hans, I guess Germans aren't always on time

>>74147601
>ns

Can anyone who's informed tell me if David Neres is any good, seeing how >we've bought him this window, paid 15 million for him.

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post italian strikers

>>74147665
this guy >>74147507
you retard

>>74135945
I'm kinda shocked you guys brought Jesus, since he's a christian and I thought the EPL just accepted muslims

>>74147884
What's Jesus got to do with an EPL?

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Lewis Baker has 1 (one) first team appearance in 6 (six) and a half (half) season's for Chelsea since he signed a pro contract. And by the way; it was as a substitute in the FA cup.

>>74147969
his own fault

>>74147969
maybe he's just shit

>>74147969
Juan Cuadrado has just 13 premier league appearances, never played a full 90 minutes and still has more league winners medals than Stevie G

>>74148028
>more league winners medals than Stevie G
More windows too

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>>74148028
Less molested daughters too

>>74147435

Aguero is twice the player obamayeng is

>>74147462
He is an alien pretending to be a muslim

3 year anniversary of moyes 81 crosses

>>74148503
Reminder United scored from those crosses and lost 2-2 only because of their awful defenders.

>>74148516
they lost because no chips lad this has already been established

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>>74148503
>moyes

>>74141692
oh my dayz

>>74141692
>moves to PL
>adam johnson is caught
>moves to Ligue 1
>scores against a team pronounced Nonce-ee

Memepiss DePoo, Nonce Hunter

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>It's being claimed "stupid old men" are blocking change at the Football Association.

>Tyra thinks the game needs to change dramatically to represent wider society.
>"It's simply demonstrated by the FA Council themselves who are comprised mainly of 60-year-old white men."

>Anthony Smith is the chairman of the LGBT friendly club Birmingham Blaze and he thinks the game needs to have openly gay players at the top of it.
>"What I think football needs to do to change from being an old boy's club, is to accept that there are some LGBT players in the professional game."

I cannot wait for football to be magically improved by black queers running the FA, by forcing top players to be gay and things like that.

>>74149048
Imagine having Trans players, absolute madness

>>74149048
>60-year-old white men

That's pretty much the average fan on terraces these days desu.

We really could do with someone competent in charge, all we'll get is some clowns with stupid ideas though.

>>74149048
yes we need more gays

>>74149048
>"Dribbling with the ball is banned, players have to mince with the ball instead"

Absolutely SCREEEECHING at how arsenal fans rate Bellerin

>le run really fast and can't pass or shoot or defend

>>74149048
>X needs to represent the community it serves

never understood this meme

>>74149048
theres already a good bent player who is Hugo Lloris

Is this still the place for /trans/ news?

Hernanes from Juve to Hebei China Fortune for €8 million

>>74137387
Rs?

>>74149048
Can we stop trying to force everyone into being gay? What the fuck is up with that anyway, why do you HAVE TO have some gay and/or black guy in charge? Why can't we just have the people that actually know what they are doing do their job?

>>74149577
what is it with sunderland and noncing

>>74149577
No-one add a Blacked logo to this.

>>74149577
#banthissickfilth

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Caption competition time.

Winner gets Steven Gerrard's PL medal collection.

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>>74149601
Done

Why do Arsenal see Spurs as their main rivals? Is it because Chelsea is so much better it's too depressing to try and compete with them?

>>74149619
Brilliant.

>>74149607
"Wait, you mean they didn't give us a sponge cake?"

>>74149607
wayne prepares cheesy chips for rios birthday

>>74149528
>Can we stop trying to force everyone into being gay?
Disagree desu.

>>74141143
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEcHt6VnSgo

>>74149528
>believing that a so-called gay agenda exists

>>74149932
Would probably help us get closer to a sustainable development indicator tbf.

>>74150081
>ignoring my post and making up things just the fuck of it

I never said anything about a gay agenda. I'm just asking why anyone fucking cares if the head of the English FA is gay or not. Let him, or her for that matter, just do what they do and leave it at that. What's up with being so furiously obsessed with sexual orientation? It's fucking football for god sake, just leave it.

1. Chelsea
2. Liverpool
3. Manchester City
4. Manchester United
5. Tottenham Hotspur
6. Arsenal
7. Everton
8. Southampton
9. West Bromwich Albion
10. Bournemouth
11. Stoke City
12. West Ham United
13. Leicester City
14. Watford
15. Burnley
16. Sunderland
17. Crystal Palace
18. Middlesbrough
19. Swansea
20. Hull City

t. Supercomputer

>>74150225
>a centerback duo of Yoshida and Stephens
>8th

nah

>>74150273
Soton conceded 0 goals en route to the League Cup final. Their defensive record in the league isn't too shabby either.

>>74150273
Singapore fucked 0 girls en route to his 18th birthday. His sexual record in his later years isn't much better either.

>>74150273
Aside from this Southampton are waaay too inconsistent in the league to end this high. They'll end up 12th or 13th

>>74150273
Britain had 0 functional teeth en route to getting his braces. His gums in later years isn't much better either.

Didn't really want that sort of replies lads

ta

>>74147502
It's a pretty shit excuse, since Manchester isn't far away and Man City/Man United have no problem attracting players.

>"There needs to be radical change," Dyke continued. "You've got to have younger people there, more women, supporters, ethnic minorities - it's got to change.

LITERALLY WHY are they trying to fucking FORCE someone to employ young black women? What is the actual fucking purpose of this? If you meet the criteria of holding a position your age, race, ethnicity or gender shouldn't fucking matter.

>>74135952
you'll fuck it, you always do. Huddersfield against the odds

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>>74137296
God I hope we trounce those cunts at home

>>74147016
>'refugee welcoming lefty'
>oblivious that his '''''''team''''''' wouldn't be remotely competitive without immigrants

>>74151231
>not posting based brit or osborn

is this /trans/?

>>74151408
i wish

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R E M I N D E R
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>>74151417
delet this

>>74151417
Why are Englel so bad?

Also, here's the rest, updated sometime today
http://www.fifa.com/fifa-world-ranking/ranking-table/men/index.html
There's Elo Rankings too, if your country does better in those
http://www.eloratings.net/

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>>74151428
>>74151417
KEKLAND
U
C
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>>74151461
>Scotland

When the media says a player is on £x a week, is that over a 52 week period or is that only for the 38 or however many weeks a season lasts for?

>>74151669
52 weeks.

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there will be 2 points between 1st and second at the end if the season

since we're on the topic of fifa meme rankings,
>costa rica and iceland rank higher than the netherlands

>>74151819
>neverlands

>>74151834
IS THAT YOU, JIMMY FLOYD HASSELBAINK

How many WC finals have you lads been in the past 10 years?

>>74151919
how many WC finals did your country win lad?

hint: same as my country

>>74151877
Jarrel*

>>74151960
Go prosecute your president m8

>>74151919
Just one m8

>>74152086
im trying m8

>>74151919
Liverpool were in two finals last year. They haven't won silverware in 5 years.

What's the World Cup like lads

I'm, uh, asking for a friend

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Who's that guy in the OP? He looks like a relatable, everyday bloke.

I hope he gets a knighthood some day

>>74152372
>8-1

>>74152512
It's OK, we redeemed ourselves by only losing 2-1 next time

>>74147196
>muh shirt numbers

>>74152884
BIG MATCH JOSE

>>74152884
When does Fergie come in with the steel chair?

>>74136501
Is it Portsmouth all over again?