/nfl/ general - Khalil Mack edition

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First for Dem Boyz!

>>74134941
None and done

>>74134941
>lose to team that gets btfo by the failcons
>"WE WOULD HAVE BEAT ATLANTA"

>>74134952
The correct term is one and one because they played in one playoff game and that's it newfriend.

I know you're a foreigner and don't know the lingo yet but you should already know to lurk before posting.

>>74134957
What? I literally just posted a picture and you're making shit up. I didn't say that.

>>74134958
Yeah but they lost. One and done would mean they at least got a win.

>>74134941
Zeke is one ugly motherfucker

>>74134961
Literally every Cowboys fan in existence has been saying you faggots would have beat Atlanta

>>74134965
No it doesn't dumbass. One and done is an established term predating /nfl/ and means you played in one playoff game and that's it.

>>74134971
Take some meds you schizo.

>>74134965
>Bargain bin Australia trying to tell Americans the meaning of American sports terminology

>>74134978
Not a Cowboys fan, so I don't need them

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>>74134979
>Bargain bin Australia

>>74134965
The "one" part means they played one game, the "done" part means they lost the game and are done, not advancing. Dummy.

Been watching old super bowls, particually the Cowboys in the Landry era.

And I'm wondering why teams don't shift their line formations like this anymore or use a RB/FB receiving formation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aw2CiGXmTgg

Also Staubach is the OG running QB yet people like him here while you hate on modern QBs that do the same thing.

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has a gay quarterback already won a super bowl?

>>74135007
what if we were wrong all along and aaron rodgers is actually bi and not gay? makes you think

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>>74135007
"Maybe"

>Odds to Win Super Bowl 52 (via @BovadaLV):

>New England Patriots: 5-1
>Dallas Cowboys: 9-1
>Green Bay Packers: 9-1
>Pittsburgh Steelers: 12-1

Joe Montana never threw a INT in the Super Bowl.

Fact!

>>74135088
Montana also had teams stacked with talent and only managed 4. Brady has teams of literally whos he's taken to and won the owl with

>>74135069
No respect for the Falcons

Brady finally surpassed Montana and Bradshaw undisputed GOAT. So damn happy. However...

>tfw Matty Ice had to be a blood sacrifice.

Dude is the only other QB I like, and he was handed the single most embarrassing defeat/collapse in Super Bowl history. Not that'd I'd trade it, but I can't help but feel bad for Ryan.

>>74135088
Montana played with no salary cap.

>>74135105
They just fired their DC, lost their OC, and just committed the greatest choke in super bowl history points wise.

Why would you have faith?

>>74135105
>NFC South
>Worth respecting

>>74135069
>>74135105
Looks like it changed.

Patriots +400
Cowboys +750
Packers, Steelers, Falcons +1200
Raiders, Seahawks, Broncos +1600

https://sports.bovada.lv/football/nfl/super-bowl-52-odds-to-win-201802040000

So the Patriots are definitely winning AFC next year right? The only other decent team at this point in the Steelers and they're forever Bradys bitch

>>74135196
The AFC East is quietly creeping up on them. Don't assume it will be easy.

>>74135204
>Razorcakes
>Jest
>Lelphins
>Quietly creeping up on anything

>>74135204
>every single year

Brady's Pats will not lose the division until he retires, gets benched, or gets hurt.

>>74135222
>>Razorcakes
getting Tono Romo
>>Jest
trading for Kaep
>>Lelphins
another good year under their belt

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>>74135204
>The AFC East is quietly creeping up on them.

>>74135241
>getting Tono Romo
enjoy having him break in half the second someone looks at him funny
>trading for Kaep
lel
>another good year under their belt
Lelphins are bipolar as fuck. They can easily go 10-6 or 1-15 and nobody would be surprised.

>>74135204
>it's the "AFC East is wide open!" part of the year
every single time

>>74135105
No Super Bowl loser has ever gone to win it next season. I don't expect it to change, especially with NFC being extremely volatile in recent years

does Madden help you learn the formations and shit?

>>74135441

The basics, yea. But there's a lot of way to disguise shit based on personnel.

How hyped are you for mic'd up from the super bowl? Cannot fucking wait

Here's a sneak preview

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39TDP1aGYmo

>>74135109
49ers were shit before Montana when there was no salary cap too

>>74135069
>5-1

>>74135204
Hmm this post is a coming a little earlier than usual this year

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>>74135718
Patiently waiting

>Brady disagrees with wife, prepares to fill another hand. "I'm having too much fun."

>Jets Sign Long-Snapper Josh Latham

hmm

>>74135806
AFC East continues to creep up on the Patriots

>>74135827
Are they adopting a strategy of digging down so far that they'll eventually come out on the other side like the Patriots are China or some shit?

>girl I'm talking to says she likes tall guys (I'm 6'3)
>tell her I like short girls (she's like a foot shorter than me)
>gets upset I called her short

Really makes me think.....

>>74135877
Just give her some fuck

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OH MAN... HOW GOOD IS THIS, BOY, HUH?
HERE, I, LET ME HAND IT, NO, NO, LET ME HAND IT TO YOU, I PRO- OH UHOOPS AHHAH

>>74135877
at least you talked to a girl. we're proud of you.

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what were they talking about?

>>74135894
Man terry was hype in that game

>>74135877
Will womanlets ever learn.

So the NFC is coming down to a fight between the Packers and Cowboys now. Right? There's no way the Seahawks recover from that in one season or some meme team comes out of nowhere, right?

>>74135935
Never. They still haven't achieved anything on the level of Napoleon, Hitler or Stalin, so until they commit a few genocides or invasions they'll still be uppity as fuck

https://vimeo.com/203068414

Brady not mic'd up : (

>>74135894
>>74135929

He was happy and proud of Brady. The interview before the game had him talking about how he would hand the trophy to Tom of they were to win.

Based Terry not being jealous at all. Montana and Young btfo

>>74135962
Leng Thirith is probably up there genocide wise.

>#Packers release CB Sam Shields, per source.

>>74136020
Did Steve Young say something lately? He loves Tom Brady.

>>74136038
>turn a guy into a vegetable
>then release him

Suicide due to CTE when

>>74136038
Someone about to snag him up.

>>74136032
Cambodians are not people though

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>>74135973

>21-0 Atlanta
>Taylor Gabriel (nervously) "That's Tom Brady though"

>>74136061
Fair enough.

>>74136053
>Sign a guy who's literally on the verge of living in diapers from all the concussions
Yeah no

>>74136039
The took shots at him after 2014, Edelman backed Brady up.

>>74136038
Look at his instagram.

Wrote a paragraph of regret and throwing some shade using hashtags.

>White - 130
>Brady - 199
>Edelman - 232
>Butler - Undrafted
how does he do it

>>74136076
Dude is fine. He's dumb but he's still got 2 years in him to play at least.

>>74136085
Because 1st round talents that are white can still be found in the 6th or 7th rounds

>>74136085
It's not about who has the most talent but who does their role properly without bitching.
Except Brady. That was pure drive and intangibles, football IQ ignored by the rest of the league.

>>74136107
That's literally only applicable to one of those 3

>>74136117
>tfw if Modell hadn't moved the Browns, Cleveland would have at least 7 owls, possibly 9 by now

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>>74135973
>43:34
>Edelman say "It's not over"
>Garroppalo says "Shut up"

>>74136117
Of course the intangibles and football IQ to ride the bench at Michigan for two years and then go on to win the Citrus Bowl.

>>74136136
If he actually said that, he's getting traded for sure

is it odd to think falcons wont even make the playoffs next year?

probably panthers win the division or heck maybe even the bucs

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>>74135973
Have a rare emotion showing Belichick

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Just your threadly reminder that:
>WE WILL NEVER BE UP BY 25 POINTS IN THE SUPER BOWL AGAIN
and
>WE WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO RUN THE BALL ON 3RD & 1 ON THE 22 YD LINE TO CLINCH A SB VICTORY EVER AGAIN EVEN AFTER LITERALLY GIVING THE PATRIOTS EVERY SINGLE SCENARIO POSSIBLE TO WIN
and
>WE WILL NEVER EVER ever WASH THE UTTER HISTORICAL STENCH OF THIS LOSS OFF
You lel "optimists" are truly like little babies to me.

>>74136163
yes its odd. Falcons are must less meme than the dabbers

>>74136085
Billy plays money ball.

>>74136171
a bit later he says I love you guys to brady and blount.
sounded weird

>>74135108
feelin' the same way, my man. I always root for BC players (except Kekly, he can get fucked.)

>>74136150
Obviously he improved over that time and into the first couple of years in the NFL.

So how many points does Brady/Belichick have to be down by before you've actually won?

>>74136085
Because college football is a fucking meme and everyone drafts based on how well they play college football.

>>74136203
All they needed was a FG to win or not choke when the comeback just started. All they needed was an 11 point lead with 5 minutes left.

Who will the lions draft in the first round?

>>74136224
That Ole Miss QB that got caught using drugs and is a trailer park trash wigger.

>>74136224
Probably a punter

any chance of Goff being good next year

>>74135903
Goodell: Fuck you!
Bob Kraft: No, fuck YOU!
Goodell: NO. FUCK. YOU.
Bob Kraft: Just give me the god damn trophy already.
Terry: ROGER! Give him the god damn trophy already!
Goodell: Alright, alright. Jesus, here's your god damn trophy already.

make up your own dialogue for Tom and Bill

>>74136251
No

>>74136254
They're laughing at Jewdell getting boo'ed and being shook

>have to wait for new ring design to be released
>cant post brady or beli pics due to inaccurate ring counts
being a pats fan is true suffering

>>74136290
> being 5 weeks behind
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000783926/article/belichick-turning-to-nfl-draft-were-five-weeks-behind-for-2017

>coach grumpy because he has to repaint his boat AGAIN

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>since the Chicago Bears last super bowl win in 1985

>The Berlin Wall was still up
>East Timor was not a country yet
>The Aral Sea was still a body of water
>The Space shuttle program was still state-of-the-art
>The Hubble Telescope was still under development
>Mars rovers were still only on paper
>Digital cameras weren't household items yet
>Nelson Mandela was in prison
>China was still the sick man of Asia
>Google was a decade away from being found
>the Middle East was at peace, hard to believe but true
>the majority of current NFL players had not yet been born
>Tom Brady had not even finished school yet

REALLY

MAKES

YOU

THINK

>>74136414
>all of the posters in /nflg/ havent been born yet

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>>74136414
>the Middle East was at peace in 1985

>>74136414
Is it worse to have decades long droughts like this or to have never won a super bowl yet in a shorter time span?

>>74134941
A bust and an oline babby

oneandoneforever

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>“Those same critics, did they say anything about the wins that the Indianapolis Colts had? You want to talk about that too? Because they were getting everybody’s signals,” Sanders said, according to Pro Football Talk’s transcription. “Come on, you don’t walk up to the line and look over here and the man on the sideline giving you the defense that they’ve stolen the plays of. We all knew. (Tomlinson) knew. Everybody in the NFL knew. We just didn’t let the fans know. That was real and that was happening in Indy.”

>>74136513
never won an owl desu

look at the cubs, now they can brag they have 3 rings

>>74136535
obsessed

let it go
peyton's gone patfags

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>>74136520
Why you even mad tho? Lmao

Fun fact, Daks numbers for his first 16 games are almost exactly the same as Brady's except he has a higher comp%, passer rating, QBR, same amount of TDs but 4 INT.

You're starting at the future.

>>74136545
Well he broke Brady's rookie record so that only makes sense.

Seahawks should've ran the ball!

>>74136545
Wentz is like Brady Peyton hybrid
Dak is like Phillip rivers and Matt Ryan

>>74136414
Whats worse being? Lions fan or Bears fan?

>NFL is being investigated by the New England Patriots for its role in jerseygate, per Adam Schefner

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>>74135894

What's the worst division and why is it the AFC South?

>>74136716
It's NFC West, by far. AFC South is about average

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>>74135903

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should i make one with gronk

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>>74136733
made it anyway

NO DAYS OFF

NO DAYS OFF

>>74136754
because they are winners?

idk, 4 white guys and a jew?

>>74136759
5*

>>74135903
Strahan: Shit, did I leave my stove on?
Brady: And Collins told me gonna get big money
Bellichick: hahahahatakeapaycuttomhahaha
Bradshaw: Aw shit, Roger is lollygagging
Roger: I'll hand it over if you say thank you
Kraft: No, YOU say thank you

>no drunk kraft this time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5BeefIBDrc

Someone post that bellichick meme where he races off to Rutgers' Pro Day

>>74136849
>JAAAAAAAAAAAMES WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE
>NooOOOooOo days off!
>McCourty's incoherent screaming
>Ninkovich and Long slamming down Grey Goose and Natty Ice on the duckboats
>Gronk cathing beers and spiking them off the flatbed


This whole parade was amazing

>>74135069

>Packers

When will they learn?

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>mfw dem boys beat the pats in owl LII

we don't have an animal logo, we can take em

no disrespect to the pats they're alright by me, fuck the giants btw

>>74136414
>the Soviet Union was still a thing when the Bears last won

>>74137009
You have to win 1 playoff game first.

>>74136757

Based Beli, creating a chant that literally no one will ever use except for /fit/ gym-obsessed manlets.

Everyone likes days off. Belichick thinks the rest of the world is as autistic as he is.

Fuck this Malik Hooker hype. Chargers need a mean sob for the d line to pair with Bosa. Maybe we can snag Eric Berry in FA if we cut Liuget and Orlando Franklin.


Also fuck the Patriots. What a fucking shitty season of football all the prime time games whhere shit.

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What are some other notable NFL look-alikes?

>>74137055
>Everyone likes days off. Belichick thinks the rest of the world is as autistic as he is.
Half of the fans literally took a day off to attend the parade

>>74137083
>if we cut Liuget and Orlando Franklin.

That ain't happening.

Malik shouldn't be considered due to the surgery. No more injuries!

holy fuck lebatard is assblasted about george lopez

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>Super Bowl/NFL season ends
>/sp/ is dead once more

>>74137055
not even a day off for pb&j?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOaGkPXn9LQ

>>74136251
Lol

>>74137094
I agree
. Hooker is a injured pussy that can't tackle. We need more Perrymen type tacklers. I don't give a duck about the position. We need tough mean mother fuckers like Suh. Chargers always getting punked.

Los San Diego Angeles Chorgors

Round 1 Pick 9 (CINN): Jamal Adams, SS, LSU (A+)
Round 2 Pick 6: Christian McCaffrey, RB, Stanford (A-)
Round 2 Pick 9 (CINN): Garett Bolles, OT, Utah (B+)
Round 3 Pick 12 (N.O.): Cooper Kupp, WR, Eastern Washington (A+)
Round 4 Pick 1 (CLE): Chad Wheeler, OT, Southern California (A)
Round 4 Pick 6: Amara Darboh, WR, Michigan (A+)
Round 5 Pick 7: Corn Elder, CB, Miami (Fla.) (B)
Round 6 Pick 6: Eddie Vanderdoes, DT, UCLA (A)
Round 7 Pick 7: Bryan Cox, DE, Florida (A-)

>>74137150
Reuben Foster could be a decent pick.

I'm not against a CB taken. Verrett is too oft-injured.

>@RapSheet: The plan for #49ers coach Kyle Shanahan is to have QB coach Rich Scangarello, run-game guru Mike McDaniel…and coordinate the offense himself

well it's not unheard of but you'd think with a situation like the Naners he'd like to not do so much work

>>74137162
SS. We got Addae for that. He is close to being real good.

>>74137173
He comes off as incredibly arrogant. I imagine he'd clash with an OC all the time.

>>74137181
Jamal Adams can do either, they just have him as an SS on that program. He's an interchangeable safety with a nose for the ball

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What is it about Miami Dolphins that attracts basic white girls?
I always see them in Dolphins gear over here, and nothing else.
And I always see guys who have obviously never watched football wearing Raiders gear. Fucking annoying.

>>74137197
Cool clothes or "I support my team"

t. Raiders fan

>>74137190
Considering they have Addae and Lowery -- who's been crap -- I don't see them taking a player in the 1st just to make him interchanging at S.

Not against a Safety pick, but I'm not entirely sure how high it is on the team's list.

Desmond King or Tabor would be great picks. But, who knows how the defense will change with Gus as DC now.

>prior to this super bowl teams were 0-124 in the playoffs when entering the 4th quarter down by 17+ points

Really makes you think

Stat I haven't seen mentioned.

Patriots ran 94 offensive plays in the Super Bowl, the most by one team in a single game since 2002

>>74137181
is woodhead going to be resigned? ;_;

>>74137220
They're planning on resigning him.

Who do we replace Sam Shields with Pack bros?

>>74136963

I give us 1:1 odds of making the playoffs and losing

>>74137228
If he's there, that CB from Ohio State, think its Marshon Lattimore

>>74137228
AJ Bouye, Prince Amukamara, Trumaine Johnson are some of the big FA corners if the packers want to be aggressive in FA.

Eric Berry too but I thought the packers safeties werent the real problem

>>74137168
Eh we still got Flowers idk about cab that early. But it might be smart cause like you said Verret is glass.


Telesco learned not to reach for need I think. I think he will be patient and just take a stud d line prospect that are the better prospects this year.

>>74137197
Miami is the most famous city with a football team

>>74137288
Flowers needs to be cut, if not for his own health.

>>74137220
Idk but I want BO retained at all cost.

>>74137295
Ya Jamal Charles fucked him up something fierce

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>hungover and just want to watch cartoons and lay in bed
>cant escape memes

MAKE IT STOP

>>74137162
Kupp got bumped to the second round after Senior Bowl.

Your sim is outdated.

>>74137106

After seeing this a couple years ago I started following this recipe for all my PB&J.
They've never been more delicious.

>>74137312

Did you enjoy Lois wanting to bang Edelman?

>>74137244

You're a smart man. I'll take those odds!

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.......

>>74137351
issa meme

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>>74137105

>divegrass and fatswing threads take over

Has Goodel returned Brady's shirt yet?

>>74137105
whens march madness?

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>>74137218

>in the NFL postseason, teams were 93-0 when leading by 24 points at any time

>>74137383

I think it starts in June

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Today I will remind them

>>74137396
Jesus fuck learn how to use Photoshop properly.

That's ugly as fuck.

in order for a player to get onto the patriots does he have to be circumcised?

>>74137162
meme trades in my opinion. Do it straight up, no trades.

Like the Adams pick at #9. WR isn't as big a need as everyone says.

>>74137461
>being 1 of remaining 6 teams

what do we have, Browns, Bengals, Bills, Lions, Redskins, and Chiefs

wow, that's a pretty pathetic bunch of sad sacks

>watching Inside the NFL
>some guy defends Atlantas choice to not run the ball after JJ amazing catch
really makes me think

>>74138058
>people don't know this movie and think Peter's vision was blurry without the glasses
top kek

>>74138058
why does this nigga look like voldemort

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>tfw the Seahawks are winning SBLII in 361 Days

Is there a better feel?

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>>74138058
>derek "it's broke" carr
should be russelbot in that pic desu

>>74138168
>>74138136
>>74138126
You can make your own, also >Russell Cuckson

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>>74138179
>cuckson
post the pic with carr and his ring... oh wait-

>>74138205
>literally my wife's son: The QB
Wedding Ring=\= SB Ring

I found Jebus Matoi's JewTube channel, high amounts of cringe and memes

https://youtu.be/JilfQrdjKXA

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>Prosise likely healthy
>Earl Thomas coming back
>Tyler Lockett likely to be ready for start of year
>O-line will improve after another year together

Is 2018, dare I say it, the Seahawks year?

>>74138284
>losing to the choke master falcons
Lolno

>>74138317
Not an argument.

>>74138338
>couldn't outscore fraudulent MVP who blew a 25 point lead in the biggest game of his life

>we'll get em next year, we totally have the cap space right?

Hows that?

>>74138284
>texans
>cowboys

get ready to get texas thrashed,

>>74138284
Seahawks drafting top 10 next year.

>#Eagles are releasing CB Leodis McKelvin, source said.

>>74138410
It was an unfortunate result but still the Seahawks will win Super Bowl LII.

i hear belichick walked into a store to buy a drink and the cashier ended up paying him for it

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>jets hire jeremy Bates as qb coach

christ were gonna go after Cutler wont we become the bears of the early 2010's

kill me now

>>74136236
The Lions arguably have the best punter in the league. He's already broken pretty much every franchise record and I believe a few NFL records.

>>74138647
ironically cutler is much better than any of the QBs you currently have

>>74138521
3 years now in a row with your fucking delusion, no wonder you cucks voted Hillary

>>74138671
>bringing up the election for no reason

for what purpose

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>what part of Texas are you from?
>Cowbs or Texans?

>Austin
>pic

>>74139200
/pol/ has metastasized and is ruining the whole site

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2017/02/08/patriots-in-great-salary-cap-shape-heading-into-2017/

THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>74135069
how do you calculate odds?

last April, I put $250 on the Pats to win this years owl, and the winning was 1500 + my original $250. what was the odds then?

>>74139402
you fucking idiot. they traded Collins away to the Browns, and traded Jones to the Cardinals so they could give money to Hightower, and Butler

>>74139295

HOU-STON
TEX-ANS

>>74139402
This cap space is mostly "artificial". Pats have a shitload of FAs to resign.

Hightower, Butler, Bennett, Blount, Ryan, Branch, Develin, Vollmer, Floyd, Sheard, Long, Harmon just off the top of my head

>>74138410
If Earl Thomas stays healthy they'll be fine. Seahawks beat the Pats and Falcons with him in the lineup.

>>74139460
Some of it is artificial, but they're healthy even if they sign Hightower and Butler to big contracts.

Ryan, Harmon, Bennett are likely to get paid big elsewhere.

None of the rest are going to break the bank.

I hope that Belichick picks up Margus Hunt and makes him elite.

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>mfw the official redskins dynasty starts this season

Feels really good lads

>>74139448
JUS-TIN
FRIM-MEL

>shields gone

watch TT avoid FA and not touch a DB until the 3rd-4th round lel

>>74139620
he's a bust

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>>74136130
>tfw if Modell hadn't moved the Browns, Cleveland would have at least 7 owls, possibly 9 by now
Fuck Art Modell. If Dante had made his journey through the Inferno today he would discover Satan had grown another head so that he could devour Judas, Brutus, Cassius, and Art Fucking Modell all at the same time in his shitty frozen cave.

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http://www.chicagobusiness.com/article/20170208/BLOGS04/170209853/bold-move-bears-raising-season-ticket-prices?utm%5C_source=BLOGS04&utm%5C_medium=rss&utm%5C_campaign=chicagobusiness

I fucking hate being a fan of this team.

>>74139200
Because us12s live in a bubble of delusion and alternate reality, literally the only place in the country where white males voted for Hillary, unironically sad

>>74139912
Hey at least you guys won an owl that one time

>>74140013
4 years befoew I was born

FAN FUCKING TASTIC

I wish the mccaskeys would die already. And I mean all of them not just the skeletons but the sons corrupted by the skeletons too.

Maybe they can pull a cubs and sell the team to someome who actually cares about winning for a change.

>>74139912
Are the bears browns tier yet? Or did they already surpass it?

first mock draft of the season, w/out trades obv

1. Myles Garrett, DE, Browns
2. Mitch Trubisky, QB, 49ers
3. Deshone Kizer, QB, Bears
4. Jonathan Allen, DE, Jaguars
5. Mike Williams, WR, Titans
6. Jamal Adams, S, Jets
7. Malik Hooker, S, Chargers
8. Leonard Fournette, RB, Panthers
9. Solomon Thomas, DE, Bengals
10. Corey Davis, WR, Bills
11. Marshon Lattimore, CB, Saints
12. Deshaun Watson, QB, Browns
13. Reuben Foster, LB, Cardinals
14. Teez Tabor, CB, Eagles
15. Ryan Ramcyzk, OT, Colts
16. Derek Barnett, DE, Ravens
17. Dalvin Cook, RB, Redskins
18. Marlon Humphrey, CB, Titans
19. John Ross, WR, Buccaneers
20. Cam Robinson, OT, Broncos
21. Malik McDowell, DT, Lions
22. Zach Cunningham, LB, Dolphins
23. OJ Howard, TE, Alabama
24. Quincy Wilson, CB, Raiders
25. Forrest Lamp, OG, Texans
26. Garett Bolles, OT, Seahawks
27. Jabril Peppers, DB/LB, Chiefs
28. Taco Charlton, DE, Cowboys
29. Sidney Jones, CB, Packers
30. Tim Williams, OLB, Steelers
31. Caleb Brantley, DT, Falcons
32. Takkarist McKinley, OLB, Patriots (if Martellus Bennett resigns)

>>74140065
they're getting pretty close, man. but give them a few years and they'll move up to middle of the league, back to being average

Could Garoppolo have won?

>>74140092
>7. Malik Hooker, S, Chargers

No.

>>74140097
How so? Garapallo won't do shit.

>>74140115
idk mate, but i dont think Bears will trade for Garoppolo, or at least i hope not.

>>74140109

nope

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>the Bankrupted tabloid of Deadspin

>>74139912
0 self awareness
Coming off a 3-13 and reward the loyal fans who didnt jump ship with a ticket hike
Why do these people have jobs?

>>74140110
why?

>>74140161
Barry used to play in the /sp/HL java hockey league. He was a massive faggot back then too.

>>74140260
idk, maybe he thinks that dwight lowery and darrell stuckey are good or something

chargers on paper aren't necessarily a bottom 10 team, so there aren't that many needs that the #7 pick is worth filling. there are no offensive linemen worth taking there, or pure pass rushers. hooker is the best prospect on the board there.

>>74140286
amy source?

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>Almost everything is fixed but as long as Caldwell is the coach we'll never achieve anything

>>74140295
>so there aren't that many needs that the #7 pick is worth filling

I thought we've been over that you don't draft for needs.

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>>74140161
> no discretion
wow so edgy XD
> no favorites
fucking bold faced lies

>>74140340
hooker is both a need and BPA at that position, unless you really think that the chargers will draft leonard fournette two years after taking melvin gordon.

>>74139912
The team and Soldier Field are shit the fuck is wrong with them?

>>74140362
There's no reason to draft an RB since they've already got that position filled and with depth. So,that's out of the equation of positions being targeted or even in consideration for BPA.

If Jamal Adams is there, I'd rather him over Hooker. I'd rather a CB, actually.

>>74140404
in my draft jamal adams isn't there, and the chargers certainly do not have the safety position "filled and with depth". in fact, it's much worse off than the corner position you want to fill, which is one of the best units in the league when healthy.

the only other position that the chargers need to fill on defense as badly as safety is probably ILB, and reuben foster isn't worth the 7th pick imo. frankly, it seems to me that you're just being contrarian for the sake of it.

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>Five Super Bowl rings
>Two videogame covers
How does he do it?!

>>74140475
>which is one of the best units in the league when healthy.
>when healthy

And that's the issue: health. Verrett is too often sidelined to be consistent -- and he came in with an injury history. I'd rather add another monster corner to make up for his absence.

>it seems to me that you're just being contrarian for the sake of it.

Nope. I just don't like the prospect of taking a player who's coming off an injury and played with an injury throughout the season. I don't want more injured players.

>>74140507
if you're implying curse, thats the madden curse

the draft is unironically my favorite part of the season

>>74140516
i understand the hooker concerns, and i honestly do think jamal adams is a better fit, since he's better at everything but ball skills. but taking a cornerback with verrett, hayward, and flowers seems like folly to me. hooker's injury shouldn't be made light of, but it's not particularly serious, and his upside is massive.

frankly, if jonathan allen were to fall to #7 that would be the steal of the draft, but i don't really see him making it past the jets with sheldon richardson on the way out

>tfw NFC West

>>74140627
t. Bears fan

>>74140633
Flowers is a shell of his former self. He's really not worth keeping and should be cut for his own health. Verrett and Hayward are the only standout corners.

Addae just re-signed last year and Lowery was signed on the offseason. It doesn't make much sense, to me, to take a Safety in the 1st.

I'm not saying either players are particularly good, but they're into both for some money.

What defensive player should the loins draft in the first round?

>>74140633
I dont think we'd draft Jamal adams anyways

>>74140694
yeah i see that rationale, but this draft is jam-packed with corners who could start day 1 in the NFL, whereas adams and hooker are both top 10 prospects in the draft. might be a good positional group to splurge on early what with the depth of other positions of need.

side note: i just checked the chargers and they really only have one DT/NT? what's up with that?
>>74140702
DT or CB
>>74140737
i had jonathan allen and adams switched originally.

is revis going to move to safety this year?

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Which Rutgers player(s) will Bill draft this year?

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>>74135011

>>74140797

Just because two dudes share an apartment don't mean they gay.

oh good. it's the Rutgers/Patriots Jokes time of year

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>>74140839
You just KNOW

Let's prepare our insults for the rookies

Bitch Trubisky/Mitch Trubitchsky
Lels Garrette, Myles Gayrette

>>74140873
>Lels Garrette, Myles Gayrette

There's no joy in insulting a dude whose career is being flushed down the toilet that is the Cleveland Browns.

>>74140797
>aaron rodgers
>number 12
>tom brady
>number 12
uhhh, hello?

>>74140901
you mean the Evening Gowns

>>74140901
It's just in case he goes to SF

>>74140627

>le glorified slave auction

Top pleb

>>74140932
I like your style

Got anymore?

>>74140901
>le Browns will be shit forever maymay

They're on the right track and in a few years will be a playoff team

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Post quarterbacks with more SB rings than Aaron Rodgers

I'll start

>>74141030
>jimmy g will never tom brady tom brady like tom brady tom bradyed drew bledsoe

>>74141030
>players who will never be a starter

>>74141048
He Bledsoe'd himself for getting hurt.

Bellichick was going to stick with him

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>>74135958
One word: Eli

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guys help me through this offseason. post coping mechanisms for fellow anons.

>downloaded madden 08
>getting into boxing (should be decent this year)
>fanspeak mock drafts every day
>watching youtube clips of nfl draft prospects

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vyIKNTgnWE
he might go UDFA and I just know the vikings wont even look at him. fuck I hate rick spielman.

>>74141123
I don't do anything but wallow in misery.

>>74141059

>implying Jimmy G won't be named the starter of a shit team in September

What dts or cbs can go around pick 21 for the loins?

Any good linebackers in the draft this year? Other than levy the lions are totally fucked at that position

>>74136414
You forgot the Packers have won 2 super bowls.

>>74136535
They interviewed Dungy this morning and he said everybody in the league was doing. My question is, why then did the Pats get into trouble for it?

>Didn't want the fans to know
Peyton Manning's legacy just keeps unraveling.

>>74141123
He's going to the Patriots and you're going to like it.

>>74136849
>I-i-it's top heavy

Patricia is a fedora fag.

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Can you figure out all the players?

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>>741392
>what part of Texas are you from?95
From the Houston burbs

>Cowbs or Texans?
Toxins. Every day is suffering on offense.

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>>74141240
Meant to quote >>74139295

>>74136626
Lions. Bears have tasted success, Lions fans have only dreamed of it.

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>>74141198
I will like that. he gets a ring and pats get another white guy.

>tfw stockholm syndrome has me rooting for the patriots now because I want to see the supervillian win

I hope tom gets another ring and maybe you faggots actually spend some flashy money on FA and spend some draft picks on some flashy picks since tom is in decline

fuck the patriot way. send your team into cap space hell so that you can maximize these last 3 or 4 years of Tom Tom club. get a fucking beast nigger WR, get a beast nigger RB, and the rest of the money on and indestructible white O line

>fuck patriots fans still, but goddamn I had a blast with some dude from Connecticut during the owl. dude was super funny and bought me drinks all night. nigga's get emotional over that shit man.

>>74139685
Wasn't Shields and Tramon Williams undrafted FA?

>>74141309
who do you think the vikings will take in the first round

>>74141237
they're wearing jersey numbers, you retard

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>>74141237
/acg/ in MY /nfl/?
>khalil mack is the big black bull
hmm

these are all actually really good choices, props to the artist
>>74141342
lol

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>>74141342
eagles fat overpriced dick in round 1

Brady will be 40 next season.

Discuss.

when do the patriots go to the white house?

>>74141431
Lordy Lordy who's dropping 40 40?

>day 3: patsfags still wont shut the fuck up

>>74141485
Is trump doing that?

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>>74141504

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>>74141504

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>>74141431
honesty thats not bad at all
>lives off a diet of organic roots and vegetables
>treats his body like a F1 racing car
>super model wife siphoning excess semen life force

honesty I say he plays until almost 43 or 44. I can see that.

>I remember a few years ago, all the blood was in the water for Brady. he had a bad 5 game streak (aka regular stats) and every show and talking head was asking the question should brady retire? then watching pats vs fins with /sp/ and brady makes A PERFECT 30 yard rainbow into a window the size of a hubcap between 2 defenders and we all lost our shit in that thread

even when he drops off we won't know for sure if it's the real thing or not

>>74141504
>3 days since they've won a SB
life is suffering

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>>74141504
I dare you to name one sports city more tortured than Boston.

>>74141529
why is he holding only 4

>>74141556
shouldnt it be 2016 for nfl? nfl season they go by the year of the regular season, not the date of the super bowl.

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>>74141559
Cause he almost dropped one before anyone could hand him the 5th

>>74141556
>Pats, Celtics, and Red Sox are all legitimate contenders for a championship
>Bruins are a dumpster fire

It's not fair.

>>74141536
Brady had one of his better years. 28-2 TD-INT and 3,500 yards with 12 Games played.

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>>74141504
I warned you. Although I only said defense was average because it was around after seahawks game.

>>74141623
>average defense
what

they were #1 scoring in the league

>>74141613
oh you mean this year?
yeah I remember buying into the "brady has finally gone over the cliff" rhetoric being spewed. I mean it's only a matter of time but now I dont put any guess work into the time frame anymore.

as long as he can dink and dunk for 18/20 passes and the other 2/20 are deep bombs from nowhere he can get by

How did the falcons unironically let the Patriots score on 5 straight possession while not scoring once themselves