You thought Mundine V Green was racially dividing, annoying, and just all around mentally exhausting?
Then wait for THIS FRIDAY NIGHT when the Aboriginal All-Stars take on Whitey All-Stars (with a little help from non-whites that aren't abo, like from Fiji or something)
This historic game will kick off @ 7:45pm Australian Eastern Standard Time.
i've literally never watched this match lads.
who /abo/ here?
Can someone explain how the Abos manage to win this? An equivalent match in the AFL would be a loss by at least 120 points. It's not like aboriginals are less represented in AFL or anything (both codes have about 10% IIRC).
they have a decent team
>>74134617
My god this is a terrible lineup. Do all the actual good players just not give a shit?
>>74134617
This cannot be real, there are no test players in that squad
Doctor of Petroleum Pty Ltd
Greg Inglis Academy of Advanced Mathematics LLC
Johnathan Thurston, Doctor of Rape
>>74134885
Sonny Bill Williams, Professor of being Handsome and Intelligent
Dylan Walkcunt Ltd
>>74134840
Beale and Friend are test players. But that is still a sad lineup.
>cowbucks?
>>74134903
>sad lineup
>gavin "literally 3 tries in 7 minutes" cooper
I bet walkcunt is having crazy, hot sex with his gf right NOW
FUCK me dead
>>74134911
Gavin Who?per
Happy weem wist woosday everyone
Got this in the mail yesterday.
About to leave the NEET life behind.
>>74134611
>sezer is an abo
mind blown 2bh
last for walkgod
Based Bebe Rexha
still relevant
wgonpw
bins gotta go out today lads
>puts thurstons career in the bin
cya lmao
oh oops bin day is friday lmao
>>74143886
>tfw no qt black gf
David Shillington retired
>>74145699
yeah just saw it on reddit
OI
>>74145829
we're full
luv ya walkie
just farted
Mullen is done lads
Just put a dollar on Kyle Turner to score the first try ama
>>74146965
how much lad
>>74146981
50m gp
>>74146981
He's $23, I feel like he'll do it because he broke his neck 2 years ago
Guys my age don't know how to touch me
Don't know how to love me good
>>74147185
tune lad but i feel like a cuck listening to it
>>74147203
You're acting like I been around with every single guy
Got me running other places in my mind in my mind
>tfw too smart for a gf
do we have a supercoach league yet?
>>74147351
Yes.
>>74147351
how do i join
>/nrl/ SC League
241087
>/nrl/ Twelves
379740
>/nrl/ Private Group
http://supercoach.dailytelegraph.com.au/nrl/classic/group?cic=493352
>Tipping
329346
>b-bet your fun at parties xdxd
ultimate seething freshie reply
http://www.baka.com.au/rugby-league/league-news/roosters-a-contender-for-north-queensland-cowboys-prop-matt-scott-20170208-gu8g6w.html
Good night Walkie
Good night.
game day
I'm back lads.
>Chris Sandow an ‘overweight passenger’ in All-Star carnival match
Reminder that Abos hate Jessica Mauboy now
>>74153622
why
just used cotton buds to make myself sneeze and now i feel sick
>>74153652
What's the female equivalent of “Uncle Tom”? Because of how she sings the anthem at sporting events
Pretty much anytime a black person succeeds while acting like a civilized human being in the process this always happens
>tfw you will never racemix with jessica mauboy
why live
>Hot as fuck last weekend
>Raining during the week, some places were even flooding
>Hot as fuck again
The state of this weather lads
Fish and chips for dinner again.
>>74155843
don't you mean fush and chups ageen brew?
So will the white man rise again or will they be BLACKED? I don't know shit about who's good or not, just started working my way through the Raiders games from last year.
>inb4 burger get out
Quick poll: Should I add Sangster to our league m8s?
>>74155941
it's not necessarily white v black but the abos will win this one because the nrl all stars line up is garbage
Gonna have a crack buying shares...
>>74155987
>abbos will build up a hefty winning record because whites don't give a fuck and duck the contest
Hadrian is the best Roman emperor 2bh.
>>74155950
NO
FUCK OFF
>>74155987
Thanks
Also wtf is the threshold for being considered an abo? I ask because some of those guys look whiter than me
>>74156094
it's literally the one drop rule
I mean there was a pale skin ginger guy playing for an abo team once. My dad and I were laughing over it.
>>74156094
Technically there isn't one. You are one if you say you are one. Noone can be forced to prove that they are aboriginal
>>74156112
I know someone who works in Junior Rugby League and he says pretty much anyone can claim they're Abo and nobody is allowed to question them
>>74156172
>>74156183
>tfw transniggers can't be blamed on the United States
Grubnulla School of Pharmaceuticals Pty. Ltd.
>>74156246
holy shit he looks like a target from Hitman 2
>>74156297
another great post by the amazing Cricket Fan69
The girls all star game is on NITV if anyone cares
Holy shit one of the girls got injured and was screaming so loud
just pooed
>>74155950
No way
FIFO cunts on suicide watch because the boom is over and they are spewin they cant push trollies at Westfield for 100k salary
kek
KEK
post weathers
>>74156631
Nice and mild
>>74156631
>>74134576
its simply just not that hard to play rugby, you could put an amatuer team out and it would still probably be a close game
Intro, just showing off abos.
>fuck off.
>>74156630
>tfw just about to finish law degree with nepotism jobs lined up the wazoo
Cant wait to not be a poorfag studen
>>74156630
Implying I'm not just changing light bulbs in the city now instead for $200k a year.
Got a distinction in law again lads. 6 more units and I graduate.
>Go the abos
>>74156038
Pertinax would've been the best if he wasn't killed so early. As it stands, Augustus is by far the best.
>Wanna listen to MMM for the best footy analysis
>Just get hours of bogan music trash that not even tradies listen to anymore
The blokes who were on 80s rock are retired ya fuckwits
>that Indigenous team
Fucking hell, $3.40 is too short for the All Stars
>>74156962
>The young lads like this music right?
>Why are our ratings so shit?
>>74156962
t. triple j listener
Based Channel 9 intern who loves Green Day still working there in 2017
>>74157004
>tfw no vonny on 9 anymore
>>74157008
Based Foxtel wins again
>>74155950
100% yes
>>74156995
Why does the NRL do this lads? If white boys fielded a full team would knock the shit out of them. What's with the allstars selections? No one wants to play or?
>>74157000
t. MMM music selecting retard
Why don't you play some more Divynls ya shitcunt
Maybe Black Fingernails Red Wine again? What a track!
>>74157018
Teams pick shit players because it's a meaningless game and they don't want to risk injury. Abo team is chosen by the fans and the great abo players like JT actually want to play, despite the risk of injury.
Reminder I could one-punch KO every Ausfailian "man" in this thread.
>>74157029
Theres a job being an Abo rep after you retire, so its good to get in that
Theres so far no job for being the racist white imperialists who want to beat the aborigines
>>74157031
Pathetic
>>74157018
It's the World All Stars now, not only do they have to fit in players from every team but they also need to fill in players from Australia, NZ, England, The Pacific Islands etc. This is why there's shitters like Mead, Uate, Beale, Moeroa, Lisone and Turner in the team
>>74157019
whoa lad calm down, im sure some violent soho will be coming on soon so you can post your memes
>LE XD MILTON MANGOES
Who's this new guy on the commentary team?
>>74157058
Nathan Blacklock
Not a fan of Joeys fag gimmick 2bh
https://youtu.be/70mLT4LUMCo
What's YOUR favourite Green Day song, /nrl/?
Please note that if you give ANY answer besides Letterbomb or King for a Day I will be discarding your opinion.
Quick guys
How do you make fun of Melbourne?
>>74157070
Bang Bang
>>74157072
Becoming jealous of it is Step 1
>>74157070
Good Riddance (Time of your life)
>>74157070
Hitchin a ride cause I'm not 14
>>74157070
Jesus of Suburbia
WalkGod can you please stop this heatwave
Fell for the marketting jew and got 50% offp izzas at dominoes
Thatll be dinner for about a week
>>74157097
Underaged /pol/ user detected.
>>74157086
Good choice, anything from Nimrod is acceptable as an answer.
My personal favourite is St Jimmy
>>74157100
>Read this
>Channel 9 start playing a song off Nimrod
POTTERY
>>74157099
youre on lad
Last week Danny Green saved us, it's up to the World NRL All Stars tonight
>>74157070
Letterbomb is great
>>74157088
This is the correct answer
American idiot is unironically the best album they've ever released.
WHERE is based Jessica Mauboy?
Did the footy just actually play Green Day?
Kek /sp/ are meme gods
>>74134918
Muscular, intelligent and elite post.
>>74157106
i used to order at peak hour and dog the cunt and got 3 $3 pizzas
8pm he should make it alright
>>74157106
Domino's charges $15 extra per pizza over here for delivery fee :(
This Australian anthem.
Keep this shit NRL, love it.
WTF I really like Aborigine instrumental Australian Anthem now
>White hotter girl sings better than...the other one
>>74157111
Based fucking WalkGOD.
That was literally an improvement on the anthem
>>74157129
I literally thought it was Jessica Mauboy until she started singing and her voice was shit.
>>74157131
>>74157123
i love to shit on everything but that was based
it gives the anthem some balls
of course melbourne will protest against it #womensmarch
>>74157134
She had nice tits though
Sean here lads.
AMA.
no way does he make it lads
>>74157146
Why are you afraid of the leg press?
>>74157148
$1.80 for making it.
$1.40 for not making it.
Take your bet boys.
Why is Tyrone Roberts' entire identity being an abo? The cunt is pretty much white.
>>74157156
I'd bet on both and make guaranteed money.
>>74157156
1.20 not making it
NRL advertising Dominoes BTFO
Any stream?
Wow Joel Thompson is elite now
>Decision pending
>decision was already made
What did he mean by this?
Hello /nrl/
I would like to tell you that the Australian version of the world series is being played right now
I believe this works for you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZybTss9bC0
We've got the World Baseball Classic coming up. You guys are playing Japan, Cuba, and China. You're probably gonna get raped
Slower than NSW since 2005
>>74157192
>Ordering Dominos
>Expecting quality service
>Literally interviewing players in the middle of the field
What the fuck
>>74157200
I know right? They shouldn't bother the players during such an important and meaningful contest
>>74157199
DELETE THIS IN PIZZA
>>74157190
>Australian version of the world series
nobody cares but thx anyway
we did it reddit
>>74157217
Hahaha what a load of bullshit, you haven't paid already have you?
>>74157220
Its gambling
You pay $3 and if they fuck up you get a free pizza
So youre buying a $3 pizza
>these video reviews
SO CLIMATIC
Which NRL team has the most abos in it?
Need to know who to put a bet on.
>Bunker still obnoxious
Good to know!
any streams?
>>74157200
Fitler always does this
Fuck cartrights elite what a great pass decision
>the indigenous boys
this game is a disaster
>>74157269
Invasion gameday
>>74157252
He usually doesn't run out and start talking to people while they're on the field in between play.
>>74157269
Of course it is, it's basically a 80 minute commercial for the NRL season disguised as a politically correct "sorry abbo's" game
>>74157224
that voucher gives you a $5 pizza, not a $15 loaded one
shit punt unless you know the area around the store is flodded
>>74157278
no i mean like no streams at all and you cant even listen to it on the radio on nrl.com
>>74157282
He literally does. I noticed it heaps last season
Was gould always this much of a abo cuck?
watching das boot lads
>Mata'utia unironically one of the better players for World """""All Stars"""""
>>74157337
Sione Mata'utia is an Australian representative m8 show some fucking respect
>>74157347
ARL literally only picked him so they could get Israel Folau out of their record books.
>>74157138
what was it?
>Shocker in the first game of the season
No try and I'm supporting world.
Softest 'try' I've ever seen lads
Good to see the bunker is still worthless
>the city of the bunker
Oh come on. I'm cheering for the all stars but that was obviously short.
>>74157363
>>74157376
>>74157374
>>74157372
You are all worthless cucks
You should be praising the decision in the hope this disgusting abo team getting btfo
How does one "support" the World All Stars?
What passion is there for this team? I understand Abos supporting a team that's about their heritage or whatever but can't imagine someone actually caring about World
>>74157381
the abo team isn't even abo lad let's be real
Both of those were no try 2bh.
>>74157381
I want them to be BTFO as much as anyone. I just don't want them to be able to cry 'refball'
>>74157389
Mate, if you support the World All Stars you are a fucking racist.
>>74157389
You support World if you hate aboriginals I guess
>>74157389
No passion until they start picking an elite white team like the patriots.
Hmm...
>>74157399
More nationalities you dopey cunt.
>/nrl/ only managed this in over 2 days
Kek
Let's go World All-Stars!! woooo!!!!!
>>74157421
Why are we so dominant, lads?
Bit warm lads
I forgot that this game of rugby league football was on.
about to have some apple juice lads!!!!
Mundine is a grub cunt
But he beat Green imo
>>74157436
You should get V8 juice instead.
And then murder Mundine.
This is my first time seeing Mundine speak and he sounds like a literal retard.
>>74157443
>le only fight for 4 rounds man was robbed!
>>74157443
The resting bitch face on that cunt. He should be burnt at the stake.
>>74157443
t. choc
>>74157447
Who'd have thought an aboriginal who spent 15 years getting punched in the head would talk like a retard.
Who is this person on the mic with Freddie and Joey?
Is this poofter Vonnie's replacement?
>you will never get on the piss with Freddie and Joey
Who's the twink fag
Thinking about cutting my toenails.
Also I got a $60 parking fine yesterday.
>>74157466
They'd probably be looser than 90% of the current players.>>74157466
>>74157466
One time Joey and I fingered Hex in a nightclub.
>>74157482
Your mother should've swallowed you in a nightclub bathroom stall.
Who will win the Netball lads?
Melbourne Storm or Collingwood?
Poor little white boys
kek
KEK
K-E-K
the white """"""""""race""""""""" is FINISHED KEK
*scores a meme try in a game no one cares about*
Yet AGAIN another forward pass try.
Feeling sleepy lads
Hmm, coon pride vs globalism
Really makes you think
>Inglis knees fucked again.
inglis injured lol
>dangerous position
Did /nrl/ talk about Barba butthurt
Fatfita Ltd.
>tfw noone goes for the all stars because they dont wanna look racist
makes me think
>>74157535
this is literally it imo
Raiders BTFO
Attracted to pregnant chicks lads. Think my evolutionary biology tells me that they're fit and healthy enough to carry my children
HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA
MY FUCKING SIDES
FUCK JARRED KEKER
Holy fuck did he just snap his leg.
>HE'S FUCKEN MILKIN IT
Anyone else catch that?
I love injuries in exhibition games
RIPIP Croker
f
>We'll take a break while Croker is getting some treatment
>Treatment means writhing around on the ground while everyone stares at him with hands on hips
Didn't see it, was it serious?
How can the ARU block Ben Barba from playing in the Brisbane 10s? He doesn't have a contract with the ARU or any Australian rugby team.
>>74157553
He's finished, and so are the Raiders.
>>74157553
The Capital of Australian Territories will literally never recover
Cockington Gardens is CLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
Can you guys imagine Ricky Stuart's face right now
What were RC's poodictions for this match?
>>74157554
Offer Marmin an NRL contract if he takes out Ben.
>>74147364
You don't. Fuck off we're full.
>big indigenous forwards
For fuck sake. Why is Joey such a raging homo m8s?
Who is starting the /nrl/ tipping comp this year?
>>74157575
It's already up.
>>74157566
its only the medial lad only 4 years recovery
>>74157572
m8 we're literally struggling to fill a 12 team comp
>>74157580
No we aren't.
It always fills up about 2 days from the start of the season.
>>74157572
>literally a 24hour old post
>>74157575
I've already started up all the /nr/ comps. The codes are up near the beginning of the thread.
Losing weight so I can join dad at a high level elite job and then get paid so I can move out then ask this girl out I wanna marry then get into a LTR and marry and impregnate her and watch NRL every week
AMA
>>74157566
Did they just confirm it was a medial ligament tear?
>>74157601
nah just suspected because of the placement
theyre not MRI machines theyre cunts
>>74157578
>>74157590
Cheers lads I'll join
>>74157601
How many weeks is that?
>>74157612
Around 6
Post yfw Laurie promised each player a 2L coke bottle full of unleaded if they win
>>74157612
>>74157618
>implying he isnt lying to himself saying the pains in the middle so its not an ACL in his mind until its confirmed its ACL and hes Inglis'd
>airbourne
Is Jack Bird actually related to Cockatoos?
Just a reminder that when professional athletes get ACL injuries they don't repair them.
They strengthen the surrounding muscles and play out their career without an ACL.
Did Mead think he was playing AFL and bouncing got him more metres?
If Croker is out long term I might pick up Sezer in SC. He should do alright if he gets to kick goals.
>yfw the white man has a career ending injury
>in a meme game you cant lose
>>74157645
There are much better options in the halves. Even if Sezer had Croker's goalkicking points from last year he wouldn't have been a premium option.
>tfw same hairline as ferguson
>thurston grabbing his calf
>>74157663
HIGH TEST
Ricky would be proud to lose his star player to a meme game for no reason
It is his white privilege
>nsw literally ran out of electricity today
Tragic
Id swear up and down Latu was a kiwi
>>74157678
>Born in Sydney, New South Wales, Latu is of Tongan,[2] Italian[3] and Indigenous Australian[4] descent. He played his junior rugby league for St. John Eagles, Punchbowl, before being signed by the Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs.
shiiiiiit hes a fucking wog
>indigenous team probably has a higher % white blood than world team
If Channel 9 ever lose NRL rights, Freddie and Joey better move with them
>>74157700
Channel 9 losing the rights to someone like 10 would be the happiest day of my fucking life.
Everytime the rights come up I pray.
>>74157694
>>74157702
9 would never sell the footy... their channel is all about sport
channel 10 is all about womens/news-tainment
channel 7 lifestyle garbage
>>74157702
It doesn't matter which because all Australian TV stations are garbage.
>>74157702
10 are definitely the best of the major 3 networks in regards to who could get them. Although it's a meme, they do amazing coverage of the BBL, absolutely blows 9 out of the water.
Unfortunately there is a clause in 9's contract that they get the right to the final offer in every bidding war. NRL want to start separating State of Origin rights from the season though so maybe 10 could get that, or tests.
Reminder Craig Wing used to fuck Hamish Blakes wife
Fifita will average 100+ in SuperCoach this year.
>>74157718
Reminder Craig Wing used to be a Fox 8 presenter
>>74157709
Channel 9 don't get a choice they don't own the privilege of selling it, last offer rules have changed since last time so fingers crossed.
>>74157713
To true, but 10s showing of the cricket and what they used to do with the v8s and F1 live in HD fucking years ago compared to 9 who only got their shit together last year and a bunch of old men talking about players from 70 years ago. Pretty sure rabs has dimentia sometimes when he's commentating.
>>74157724
But theyll just literally never stop bidding... Their channel is built around sport so its retarded to let NRL go when its the #1 sport in the #1 markets
>>74157724
Also 10 do elite Wallabies coverage
>>74157724
Rabs is definitely past his prime which is kind of sad.
I just wish that the NRL would fuck Foxtel off and put together a decent streaming service.
>>74157726
They should lose cricket as well. Big bash wouldn't be anywhere near it is today without 10.
9 are a fucking cancer to sports.
JUST
>>74157731
They already put everything on livestream which you can watch for free with some minor effort, what more do you want?
>>74157709
Channel 9 has been in the financial shit for god knows how long especially when losing the AFL They're barely holding onto the cricket but they'll fight tooth and nail for that because the moment they lose that that's it for them.
Cowboys v Roosters tomorrow, lads.
>>74157738
AFBB
what's up with these captchas lately
>>74157714
>BBL blows it out of the water
>OHH YEAH IT'S LYNNSANITY LET'S CHECK IT OUT ON THE BUNNINGS WAREHOUSE REPLAY ON THE LIPTON ICE TEA BREAK. NOW LET'S CHECK OUT THE BAD DRAGON WAGON WHEEL TO SEE WHERE HE'S HIT IT ALL NIGHT
What's the NRL narrative this year?
>dat crocodile dundee OST music
kek
>You now remember Uate was good once
>>74157726
I'm legitimately a ratings analyst for Southern Cross and I have some small insight on this matter.
This built around sport thing is not true. Yes it's important but they rely far more heavily on reality and lifestyle shows.
The Block, Married at First Sight, Farmer Wants a Wife, House Husbands etc.
10 do also rely on reality (Masterchef, I'm a Celebrity, Survivor) but they all target younger audiences compared to 9 and 7's shows. There is a reason 10's average audience is younger than the others.
Word is 10 are going all in for the NRL next opportunity, likely in a joint deal with Foxtel (as they now have shares in 10) and this is why they have split the F1 season with Foxtel, to free up money. They also gave up the rights to NBL, NFL and golf tournaments.They also passed on the AFL.
They are going all in on being the "cricket and NRL" network. They also want the test and ODI coverage from Nine.
Their entire last couple of years have been all in preparation for this assault on 9's shit. This is a massive factor in why WIN chose 10 as a broadcast partner and Southern Cross flipped to 9 (except in northern NSW).
Jesus Christ why do I know so much about pointless shit fucking kill me
Why do I like Preston Campbell lads I know fuckall about him
Hes got good omens lads, white man can see it
>>74157749
Wow a sport is commercialised, damn.
It's coverage, as in every single game, hundreds of hours of broadcast, is unmatched
>>74157762
elite insight lad
I know Channel 10 is RInehart backed so they could theoretically win any bidding war against domestic parties but I dunno who backs 9
>>74157762
I'd also like to add, Channel 9 have way less money now than they did last time they bid, they narrowly avoided bankruptcy recently.
Their debt is massive and NRL/cricket rights will only go up. They will lose at least one of them for certain.
>>74157742
NRL pass the same as NFL.
>>74157762
My body has been waiting for this and won't be ready when it happens.
NRL should go to SBS and be commentated over by a fat white woman, indian woman and aboriginal man who is up to date on all the hottest tumblr and twitter memes.
>>74157773
Cunt Channel 10 is gonna have Muslim and LBGTSI round if they get their hands on it
>>74157768
No it isn't. Half of it is fucking ads you idiot.
>The bare minimum of coverage is unmatched broadcasting
I would fucking expect them to show the fucking game.
>>74157777
Just give it to The Feed and have them bitch about too many WHITE MALES.
>>74157786
I appreciate and agree with you sperging about the ads, but it is the exact same in NRL, Aus Open and AFL.
They do show the game.
I hope Nat wins I'm a Celebrity
I had no idea how hot she was
>>74157789
So you essentially admitted that it's not any better then. Cheers for that.
Is Bryces missus still tweeting?
>people having flame wars already over skin colour
literally what is the point of these events
>>74157794
Never said it was better regarding ads. It's fucking just as bad in that regard.
The only reason I think it's better is AT LEAST they have the decency to show every match of a season, which is more than I can say for 9 and 7's footy coverage.
Two live NRL games per week will forever trigger me
>>74157762
>>74157772
So ll the "Big strong 9's gonna steal the big bash from poor little 10" talk I heard a month ago was bullshit?
>>74157809
Diversity is strength
If we celebrate what makes us different we can shine a light on why we feel superior to each other
This will eventually lead to unity when the losing side concedes the other race is superior
tl;dr
>Multiculturalism. It just works, in theory and practice.
>>74157821
>Diversity is strength
I wonder if anybody unironically believes this.
Was the Grand Inquisitor elite?
Sean Royce, CEO JB Hi-Fi Group Pty Ltd
Kathleen Fulcher Legal Department Ltd.
>>74158178
>>74158088
stupid meme
Sean Royce, PhD. Senior Professor of Ambulation
>>74158188
Based Sean Ltd
51
How are you beating the heat lads?
>>74165814
i'm not
The Knights WILL be the dominant rugby league team in the early 2020s.
>>74165814
trying to bowl of ice + fan trick
also rubbing an ice gel pack on my balls
going to the Dragons Tigers trial lads wish me luck!
I cried today cause i wish i was going to guns and roses there one of my fave bands ever
>>74166104
If I were your father I would punch the shit outta you
>>74166092
Bad luck
HAHA YOU DIDN'T SPECIFY WHAT KIND OF LUCK
SUCKED IN CUNT!
19% body fat master race.
>>74166092
Good luck!
*farts*
https://livestream.com/Sportsfilm/events/6993029
Storm Vs Warriors
At the Dragons-Tigers trial lads
AMA
>>74167635
Are you going for a cheeky dip in the beach after the game?
It just doesn't look right
>the bullwogs losing to a reserve grade panthers team
lel
Currently playing: Smackdown vs. Raw 2007
Roosterman, MD. Doctor of Fried Chicken related obesity
dream on white boy white boy
dream on black girl black girl
6 Nations is on right now.
>>74157462
implying he didn't always talk like a retard
Where did everybody go?
/nrl/ please give your opinion on this topic:
>>74178084
Fanging for some grisby stribs lads
Rugby League Tafe Certificate in Sports Management Ltd.
i'm hungry and it's hot
What's for lunch Sean?
>>74134611
>Sezer is a Abo
What?
I thought he was a Turk.
>>74136652
>big popper
>still relevant
Gay cunt blocked me on facebook.
>>74187791
He's a Muzzie of some sort.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ugly_law
Just bought a 750ml ice coffee from woolies for 3 bucks lads
Then saw some lollies for cheap so i bought them and now I wish I didn't lads why are they trying to make us fat?
>>74190932
>$10 bags of Cadburys mini easter eggs already on sale
dramas lads
1. Dugan
2. MacDonald
3. Aitken
4. Milne
5. Nightingale
6. Widdop
7. Mann
8. Sims
9. McInnes
10. Vaughan
11. Thompson
12. Frizell
13. De Belin
14. Field / Mann
15. Host
16. Ah Mau
17. Leilua
LITERALLY who can stop this team?
>>74191480
About 13 or 14 other teams
>>74191496
this
>>74191496
>>74191500
mean tbhf
>>74191480
>7. Mann
You dragons fans learned nothing from his fullback stint didn't you?
>>74191607
He was good last night.
Also I fucked up, should've been McCrone, with Mann or Field for the bench spot.
Thinking of converting to AFL but the Lions are utter trash.
Just made a thread on /an/ lads.
>>>/an/2315519
Five years.
key look at the state of this poomunity without /cric/ life support
>>74192063
literally no games on lad
>>74191937
Why do shitskins have 0 natural test? They're hairy but beta as fuck
>shitskins don't have natural te-
>>74193094
i always took him as a twig manlet. When did he get so fat?
>>74193104
It's called muscle, brah.
>>74193113
nah, you can tell from his cheeks and his gut. hes turned into a fatty
Pizza for dinner tonight
>>74193209
It's literally and unironically 2am for you
>>74193285
My powernap was a little too powerful
Well this is the lizard story so i went to a reptile park near gosford i saw lots of different things spiders snakes kangeroos crocodiles but what made my day was a lizard it was walking along the path so it followed me into the toilet so i had a poo he just kept looking i was a tiny bit scared i wiped my bottom pulled up my shorts up and asked my mum and dad came in looked at the lizard mum found a zoo keeper
6 Nations is on right now lads.
Reading the Holy Bible again lads
>>74195619
Reminder that Job is THE best book and anybody who claims otherwise has no taste.
Cat is missing, presumably dead.
>>74194465
I know the park, there's a big dinosaur you can see from the freeway
Execute all Boomers
When are they going to make a musical about the Book of WalkGod?
>>74202673
even drumpf?
>>74203541
ESPECIALLY drumpf
Guys I think trump is done, his campaign is finished - there's just no recovering from this.
Look i've supported him for so long, voted for him in iowa. But we can't let him get the nuclear codes.
let's just vote cruz or something
>>74203913
https://www.parhlo.com/hony-just-destroyed-trumps-dream-of-becoming-president/
Fuck...it's over
>>74167635
>>74167697
did he?
my favourite asmr video maker just made a new video and it's a bloody stupid one why not just make one where you say nice things softly to the camera i'm dying over here
What super should I go with lads
Currently thinking of rolling everything over to Unisuper
>>74204009
I dont know much about super sorry I still live with my parents
>>74204005
Springbok best girl
>>74204601
>>>/r/the_cheeto
>>74134469
>Aboriginal All-stars
what did they mean by this? why do they segregate the all-stars by race in your country?
>>74204641
It's just a meme exhibition match, the aboriginal people are passionate about it and no one else gives a shit.
The real representative rivalry is between New South Wales and Queensland, it's called State of Origin. It's great and you should watch it sometime
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_rugby_league
https://youtu.be/hgksCn-thIs
In that video you might have noticed big time American Celebrity Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson giving the pre-game promo, that's how much of a big deal State of Origin is!
>>74204669
>recruiting a big strong american to watch a sport
nice lad
>>74204669
Even your sport's promos pander to BSA's kek.
PLEASE
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>tfw whites lose
>>74205079
the whites AND maoris got BTFO lad
just redeemed 1000 Nintendo coins for Zelda Picrosss AMA
>>74205201
Why are you still playing Nintendo games over the age of 18?
*farts on the flag that represents the United States of America*
>>74203943
Can confirm I didn't. I had a snitty burger from Chickos and then went home to bed.
>>74205431
>snitty burger
>>74205431
mini or reg?
>>74205434
this.
>not calling it a schnitzy burger
>want to get into AFL to impress a girl even though she already has a long time boyfriend
>local team is the lions
Why did I get stuck with the loser team?
>>74205442
danny you legend
>>74205442
Is that you convict? if you do not answer me, I will presume it is
>>74205460
Nah, I've been around the block a bit but I've only recently decided to adopt a trip and catalogue my posts.
>>74205475
the madman
>>74205442
They've only been losers for a few years m8. They had the best dynasty of this century. There is only scope for improvement from here. Support the Lions, they will surprise a few other teams this year and their new coach seems pretty switched on too.
>>74205501
They've only finished above 10th place once since 2004. Pretty shit.
Also after following the NRL for the last 17 years or so, it's bizarre to see so many white guys on the field. Not saying it's a bad thing but it is a bit weird looking.
What's 'reddit spacing'?
>>74205523
>bring up race for literally no reason
are you american danny?
>>74205548
No, QLD born and raised.
Again, I just thought it was interesting. Last year's GF was the first AFL game I'd watched since probably 2003.
>>74205611
where are you from in pissbin lad?
>>74205702
The Gindi.
>>74205535
Gratuitous use of paragraph breaks, usually after each sentence.
>correct grammar is now gratuitous
>>74205709
the fruit barn there has ridiculously good prices, i hope you're taken advantage of them
>>74211161
It's not entirely correct, but I don't have a problem with it. According to my data, it appears to be a meme that has become quite popular on /pol/ lately.
>correct grammar is now not "entirely correct"
Friendly reminder that sentences are not paragraphs.
>A paragraph consists of one or more sentences.[1][2
Hmm...
Hahahaha.
>>74212450
I do, yes. The Spa over near Cracknell Rd and the block of shops near the fruit barn are pretty handy too.
here we are six days later lads and it still hasn't hit 500 posts
what a pathetic excuse for a poomunity
>>74213253
>this
/NRL/ IS A DEAD SPORT KEK
KEK
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KeK
>>74213253
>>74213269
It's almost as if there's been no games on or any scandals to talk about or something
reminder that greg inglis isnt playing for the broncos because he thought planes don't fly in the rain
just doing some SC research lads
Not sure if i'm going to be able to afford Surgess and Fifita lads
>>74214708
Take it from me, you won't be needing Fifita this season.
>>74214720
BASED danny coming through lads
Just a reminder that I won my work fantasy comp AND came second in the tipping comp. Stick with me and we'll be all good.
>>74214779
thank you danny for your guidance
has danny eclipsed walkie?
>>74214924
t. danny
Walkie here, im on holiday in NZ
>>74214932
t. "overrated" walkie
>>74214525
Based rain getting Inglis to win a premiership at Souths while the Broncucks STILL haven't won a premiership this decade
https://twitter.com/TheParraEels/status/831345885107728385
Hi all, looking for someone in the same situation, if anyone is:)
I have been with my husband for 12 years, married for 7. I found out he was cheating on me(I was pregnant at the time) around 8 years ago. We worked through it and got married and had 2 more kids (3 in total). Last month I found out again that he was at it again. It has all been cyber stuff. Anyways he has a few issues with mental health. I suggested he see a psychologist to sort his shit out and then we will see where we go from there.
Anyway it has come out that he has cyber cheated pretty much our entire relationship. They psychologicist has said that he is a sex addict and part of the reason is him not getting enough from me. I totally think it's shit that I am getting the blame! His cyber shit started years before we met! I don't even know what to do. I'm not sure if I'm staying or going.
Not really sure what I'm hoping from this post just think I needed to talk about it!
>>74215128
BASED danny at it again boys!!!
>>74215128
>Sponsered by their own club
What's Danny's tax policy?
>>74214720
Lel
Gonna keep this thread alive until origin for walkie lads
>>74215757
based danny