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fuck off retard
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>>74132063
>more dbz
plen
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reminder that >we are still making the playoffs
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delet weeaboo shit
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>>74132050
>Prediction based on people betting vs research
American "education"
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>7 post early
nice semen slupring general you have here
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LMAO DETOILET FANS THROWING STUFF ONTO THE ICE LMAO
JACKETS ARE ELITE AND MICHIGAN BLOWS BALLS AS ALWAYS
On a side note
RIP
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>>74132140
>LMAO DETOILET FANS THROWING STUFF ONTO THE ICE LMAO
Everyone always talks about this sort of crap, but I never get to see it.
Can you take a photo of the crap on the ice or something?
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>>74132151
no because he didn't go to the game and is making shit up
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>pric3
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>>74132119
>2003
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>>74132163
>Polling makes people show up to vote
Oh, anon. You moron.
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>>74132151
detroit full of niggers
>throwing stuff on ice
football in nigger countries
>always throwing stuff on the field
hmmmm makes me think
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>>74132182
>vs the avs
>rantanen x2
LMFAO
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>Leafs win
>hasbs lose
>snes lose
>hurrishits lose

Good night so far eh lads?
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>>74132198
>black people at a hockey game
o u
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>>74132194
Uh.... What?
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>>74132198
>believing something with no evidence
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>>74132182
>price is shit
.>whole team falls apart
>''we-we-we-we're not price babbies i swear!''
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>>74132213
>Clinton
>Sanders
Uh...What?
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>>74132182
>letting the most offensively anemic teams score 3 goals on you
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>>74132227
It's like... Polls are often wrong and sometimes have bias...
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If that isn't a goal then hockey isn't a sport
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>>74132248
kekd
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>Preds actually got a call against the Canucks

wow
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>>74132151
Sorry, best I can do with quality I have. But there were a few plastic beer glasses near the Jackets exit. Nothing more. Here's Foligno picking one up.
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>>74132240
>Election polling somehow makes birth stats wrong
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>>74132248

The sportsnet cast is completely flabbergasted since they don't have access to that camera
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>>74132268
Here comes my 15 dollars from a bet
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>Laine with an awful giveaway
>gets demoted to the 4th line on what is a shit-tier team
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>Laine demoted to the 4th line
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>>74132269
did you choose the filename based on detroit or columbus?
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>>74132289
BUST
UST
ST
T
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>>74132286
>>74132289
Finland will defend this somehow
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>>74132289
Say it with me: B U S T
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>>74132289
not only that but 2:22 TOI in 2nd period.

hello granlund make points??
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>>74132286
>>74132289
>dat Laine bust hivemind
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Spoke too soon because a NIGGER had to get a PP
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>>74132310
his bad performance is due to mikko koivu set on man cover. only a finn can cancel out another finn
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>>74132312
hang on he's about to get the eng
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>>74132286
>>74132289
>>74132305
>>74132310
>>74132311
>>74132312
Meanwhile Goatthews has never been benched, under a way tougher coach who demands far more excellence than that Jests shitter
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Former Bruins fan here. Thanks Don Sweeney for making me into an Islanders fan. Faggot.
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>>74132336
>coach doesn't stay tough on star rookies
>this is a good thing
lmaoing @ ur hoki culture
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>>74132352
Laine stop posting, Babcock tried so hard by putting him on the 3rd line all season and inadvertently made it the 1st line
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>>74132352
>mongols in charge of reading comprehension
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who /allattentiononus/ tomorrow?
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>>74132411
>2nd half of b2b
feels unfair man
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pictured: colorado broadcast right now
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The streak is over

The Finn-Finn-Jew line didn't score

Instead it was the Canadian-American-Swiss line that had 4 goals.
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>>74132431
It's the Jets so it's 3/5ths of a game
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>>74132460
wild sure played like it lol. maybe they were saving it for tomorrow and not just playing like trash.
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>the calgury embers
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>>74132431
You're not allowed to bitch about unfair, >we have the most b2bs in the league for the rest of the season
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>>74132200

You have no idea how im pissed the way they play. God damn they play soft
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Who else excited for the knights
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>>74132489
i don't even have a problem with b2bs objectively. it's when one team has a few days off before playing a team on their 2nd night that just seems unfair as fuck.
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>>74132286
>>74132289
How many star players were demoted to the 4th line early in the career? Are there even many?
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>>74132507
>more comfy late games
/here/ senpai
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The Preds are by far the worst team to watch with either net empty. Fucking three attempts to hit the empty net.
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>>74132515
Marner was earlier in the season and now he's leading the rookies in points.
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>>74132524
kek.
>johansen with all the time in the world
>no one in front
>shoots it from the red line
lmao
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>>74132507
me
>all those pacific division points
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>>74132507
excited to false flag as a fan tbqh
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>>74132545
>implying you'll win
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>>74132509
that was basically dullass tonight
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>>74132549
this. im pumped af
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>>74132549
literally me
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What went wrong?
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>>74132592
>yfw that one fin was right in saying they were all aho babbys
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>>74132592
memed to hard about being 2019 cup champs
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i'd like to recommend the tiramisu from the publix bakery to everyone in /hoc/
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>>74132611
They all relied on Aho's intellect. Aho is a manlet but he's a better all around player than any other finn rookie

Pulju is a fucking retard and Laine is a one-trick-pony
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>>74132623
It's good shit, but so it practically everything else.
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90's jerseys, good or no?
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>Lain-3
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>>74129775
eh, only got PIT and probably MTL wrong
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Your daily reminder that the /wild/ are going to the playoffs and there's nothing you can do about it.
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>>74132729
>people thought they would miss
lmao when is hoc ever right
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Is Hnat Domenichelli the best name in NHL history?
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>>74132679
Yes. I still have the children's version of this one around.
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with Finns you win
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>>74132507
i didn't even think about how great the stupid headlines would be

>Vegas craps out in Washington
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>>74132679
No
I like the Bloos winter classic jersey desu
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Who /Mikko/ here?
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>>74132776
The colors are really pleasing on the eyes.
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>>74132769
yeah, great until about december. Once you've read them all 6 times...
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>>74132745
Zarley Zalapski
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>>74132791
I am!
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>>74132507
Getting 200-level tickets for their first game here desu.
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>>74132745
Jeff Beukeboom
Tony Twist
Zarley Zalapski
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>>74132507
Gonna be able to pretend to be a lifelong fan without memeing
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Post the player you think has hit the most posts this season
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>>74132507
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>>74132882
Mike Hoffman. He's pretty famous for ringing it off the iron on PPs.
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>>74132882
Connor McBeb because of the hype.
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>>74132882
just post the answer nerd
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>>74132882
Jamie Benn
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>>74132641
>>74132611
>one fin
during the WJC it was very clear here that Aho was the great playmaker that made the line work. it was the general opinion. over there Aho just got memed because he went to a small market team and had a slower start than Laine.
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The Utica Comets scored two goals tonight. Finn Jaakoppi Virtanen did not score or assist on either of them.
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Sabres playoffs bby
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apologize
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>>74132958
I bet he played good defense though!
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>>74132958
its cool, he hustled on both of then
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>>74132882
vlady tarasenko. seems like he hits one every game
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So /hoc/, does Philipp Grubauer have potential to be a starter one day?
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>>74132958
>virtanen_why.jpeg

How does someone bust this hard.
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>>74132895
>>74132898
>>74132903
>>74132914
It's actually Ovi with 11 posts

Tarasenko 9 posts
Ehlers/Seguin/Kucherov/Panarin/Matthews/Bergeron/Hoffman 6 posts
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>>74133008
yes
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>>74133009
I don't know, ask Tyler Biggs.
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>>74132994
good guess, he has the 2nd most
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>>74132958
Jakke Virtanen now has 9 points in AHL 34 games. Good prairie bust Haydn Fleury has 11 points in 39 games.
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Just to let you guys know I separeted my /sp/ maymays into their own folder for maximum efficiency. Organizing memes really gets my autism juices flowing.
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>hasb
>getting shut down by the worst team in the league
>losing by 4 goals to said team

What went wrong? I was told that this year's good start was no fluke this time.
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>>74133020
Not surprising, Ovie usually shoots a ton
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Virtanen has 9 points in 34 games this season.

6th overall pick.

ECHL when?
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>>74133009
>virtanen_why.jpeg
I got you, senpai.
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pizza boy is a bust? since when
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>>74133047
If he gets lucky he'll get 0.5 PPG there.
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>>74132958
wew lad i'm glad >my team doesn't tend to draft mongols
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>>74133008
Give him to >us
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>>74133047
B-but Benning said he was playing welll and just needed to be more lucky
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>>74133069
trying to trick another team into taking him
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>>74133064
I think you got memed
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>>74133041
>ever believing frogs
Wew lad
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>>74133044
no shit

ovie has the most shots since he entered the league by a margin of 1396 shots lmao
http://hkref.com/tiny/arQTI
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>His team didn't take a known retard 6th overall cause muh meatn'taters
Fucking plebs
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>you will never eat your way out of an NHL career
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>>74133069
>Using luck as an excuse of a players poor stats

Even Benning knows Virtanen was a mistake.

At least he tries to do his job out there unlike Pavel "Hot-dog and wieners" Brendl was.
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>>74133008
people hyped the fuck out of vasilevshit as the next great starter and that hasn't come to fruition at all

goalies are too volatile to predict
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Shinkaruk
McCann
Schroeder
Prab Rai
Hodgson
Bourdon

The ride never ends!
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>>74133093
Desu, he's a slim 215 pounds now
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>>74133041
>hasbs just keep losing
>snes have fucking 1 win in their last 5 with 3 points total
JUST
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>>74133073
the only meme here is the concept of finnish hockey players being good
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>>74133104
This is why drafting a goalie in the first round is a mistake. They rarely live up to the expectations.

I fucking learned to stop believing goalies are first round assets after how hard Marek Schwarz busted.
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>Jakke Virtanen
>Badbranson
>Erikeksson
Somebody stop this madman
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>>74133114
>Bourdon

Don't remind me, it still hurts.
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>>74132745
Jeff Beukeboom. The end.
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>>74133114
Okay, but Bourdon literally died. Should have gotten a 1st round pick compensation
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>>74133122
>finnish
I think you're still in a memed state
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>>74132745
Robin Big Snake
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>>74133134
Floory, Price and Dubnyk were first rounders

Luongo too i think
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>>74133091
>player comparable
>kyle okposo
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seems like just a week ago people were memeing about the western conference race being close but everyone after LA seems too far back outside of a meme run
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>>74133163
Virtanen could be straight from fucking Oulu
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>>74133134
anything after the 3rd round is sensible for drafting goalies

carter hart was the most hyped goalie in last year's draft and we all saw how shit he was in the wjc
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>>74133161
They hadn't created the rule to compensate decreased prospects yet, Cherepanov was the one it took to make it happen. Unfortunate since he was considered better than Kuznetsov at the same age.
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>>74133163
even one drop of mongol blood warps the individual
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>>74133091
>Weight
>208
He came into camp that season at about 230 pounds. So he managed to gain at least 22 pounds in about 4 months. As a hockey player. Incredible.
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11 teams have a positive goal differential.
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kaks purkkia maitoa
leipää
voita
sipuli
tomaatti
bataatti
muutama skyrri
parsakaalia
valkosipuli(?)
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>>74133197
Hart wasn't that bad

Ingram was the one that played like trash,
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>>74133190
i'm from oulu
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>>74133170
Al Montoya, Riku Helenuis, Malcom Subban and Jack Campbell were first round picks.

You're not making much of a point.
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>>74133216
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>>74133228
It's the city I use so I don't sound like a pleb by saying Tampere or Helsinki
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>>74133122
Like the one that singlehandedly rekt the habs tonight?
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>>74133244
>implying it takes talent to meme on a shitty Canadian team
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>>74133218
>Hart wasn't that bad
>carter shart was unironically a thing
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>>74133231
>Malcom Subban
Kek he was a first rounder?

Regardless, i was just showing there are exceptions.

Didn't the Islels sign some first round goalie to a 10 year contract and he ended up being a complete bust?
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>>74133237
you can use rovaniemi or lahti if you want to be even more hipster.
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>>74133253
Rick DiPietro

he was a bust but i gotta say he was one of the best goalies i've seen at playing the puck
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>>74133247
fair point 2bh
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>>74133253
Rick DiPietro?

He was actually pretty good in the first few years. Ended up suffering a "career ending" injury and struggled to stay healthy after it.
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>>74133253
injuries derailed him, more evidence not to give big contracts than the fault of drafting
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>>74133237
good choice because a lot of hockey players are from that region
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>>74133253
dipietro was good, it was the injuries that fucked him over. it was his contract that was questionable, not the draft pick.
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>>74133275
eh, less him struggling to stay healthy and more him refusing to heal properly desu
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>>74133280
To be fair, the only reason plebs might know about Oulun is because Karpat has been consistently good at providing prospects in the last couple of years.
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>Those 5 minutes of Canucks rage posting every game they lose and Jakke doesn't get a point
They should really talk to a therapist, maybe fire their GM.
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Hasb only have 6 regulation wins in their last 23 gp.
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>>74133298
Nobody knows Karpat is in Oulu. It isn't in the team name and most people outside Finland just assume it's the city itself.
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>>74133305
They are an average team who was propped up by meme goaltending for two years but Price is back to his normal self now.
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>>74133287
The Isles pretty much needed him to not be the worst team in the league.

Even after winning the Tavares lottery due to DiPietro's big injury, they were still the worst team in the league and needed their starting goalie to be AHL tier and not ECHL tier.
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>>74133305
>Weber had 17 points in first 20 games
>14 points in 35 games since
>Falling for the Montreal quick start and fizzle meme
Retards
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>>74133310
>Nobody knows Karpat is in Oulu

Except people that play NHL games.
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>>74133310
the team name is Oulun Kärpät (Oulu's Weasels).

all our hockey team names are [City]'s X but the city name is still a part of the team's name just like the city of chicago is a part of the name "chicago blackhawks".
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>>74133333
>I wasted the quints

Fug
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>>74132113
You are the past, we are the future
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>>74133341
>white background on half the logos
not aesthetic tbqh
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>>74133347
home vs away probably
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>>74133330
who exactly are you referring to that fell for that? i don't think anyone here ever thought the hasbs were good except hasb fans
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>>74133333
So an extremely limited amount of people? Nice digits, though
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>>74133362
All the people meming that Weber for Subban was a good trade for Montreal at the start of the season. PK is /our/ nig
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>>74133338
Can you explain to me how Espoo can't keep a major hockey team alive?
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>>74133372
espoo is full of negros
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>>74133338
Look up Eliteprospects and Hockeydb(draft rankings too) Oulu isn't mentioned at all.
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Rantanen got me 50% of my fantasy team points tonight jesus christ rest of these fags gotta step it up
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>>74133381
>having a Finn on your fantasy team
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>>74133377
Fair answer, did Tampere and Helsiki kick the negros to Espoo?
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>>74133392
Espoo is pretty much just a suburb of Helsinki tbqh, it's only natural for them to be pushed in the outskirts of the cty
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>>74133385
he's the only finn i got m8
hard to be picky in a 20 team league desu
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>>74133372
as someone who grew up 300m from the arena I have a pretty good idea.

first off there are (were) already two very big teams in the area. if you look at the map espoo is just a suburb of helsinki separated into its own "city" for bureucratic reasons. I was about 10 when blues got into SML and I was already an IFK fan so despite loving hockey and literally living right next to the arena I rarely went there unless IFK was playing. most people my age and older felt the same, you don't just abandon your old team because a new team pops up closer.

secondly the business side was always very sketchy. it was owned by a guy who was more into money than hockey and saw it as a business venture rather than a sports club. he treated fans like shit and just wanted to get the most money out of the arena. then he sold it to some foreign investors until I think he bought it back? I'm not sure. anyway the people I knew who were involved in the organization (juniors) always talked how the whole operation stinks of someone trying to cash in rather than a club with history. because the ownership bounced around it was always "in progress" and things were decided year to year instead of having a solid plan like the older clubs do.

so TL;DR oversaturated market, poor management
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>>74133423
Can you hype me about Mikko Kokkonen? Is he legit?
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>>74133392
>>74133377
>>74133423
not in Tapiola (where Blues played). Suur-Tapiola is the second wealthiest neighbourhood in Finland. I was 12 or 13 when I saw my first nigger in Tapiola and he was a tourist.

the niggers of espoo live further away.
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>>74132351
You're one of like 40 that actually exist, this is like seeing a shooting star
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Who is the best defensive forward of all time?
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>>74133457
Karlsson
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>>74132507
Rags are losing grabner to them so I'm not feeling great about it
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What will Vegas' lineup look like
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>>74133435
Thank you for explaining. I was wondering how somewhere with 200k citizen couldn't work when a town with 40k people has a team since 80 years (Lukko)
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For me, it's Laine and Matthews.
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>>74133474
yeah it's not that the 200k people don't like hockey but IFK's home arena is literally a 15 minute drive from where Blues arena was built. IFK is an old club and the IFK - Jokerit rivalry was one of the two actual hockey rivalries in Finland so the fans of both were pretty passionate about their teams.
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>>74133271
>>74133275
DiPietro is to the nhl as chad pennington is to the nfl.

If they weren't made of glass they could have been top 10
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>>74133508
Making Jokerit a KHL team was a pretty dumb move desu.

Only leaves Ilves and Tappara as natural rivalry.
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>>74133508
IFK should also join the KHL then
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>>74133543
I doubt that's going to happen soon.

They're too busy trying to get a KHL team in the UK right now.
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>>74133559
wtf why? focus on central/eastern europe not meme teams and meme travel schedules
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>>74133457
Federov
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>>74133457
Brent Burns. He was so defensive, they made him switch from being a winger to a d-man.
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>>74133638
overrated meme player

>>74133620
correct. fedorov was so impressive on both ends, one of the most complete players
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>>74133540

Lukko-Assat is probably the best rivalry, desu.
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Craps are 24-4-3 since Dec 5

Does 0venchicken finally win a Cup?
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>>74133559
KHL will fail in UK.
KHL needs another Finnish team along with a Swiss team. Increases the talent pool greatly.
Before the KHL expands though, they need to cut down by 3 teams.

>>74133665
>caps
>playoffs
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>make a horrible giveaway leading to a goal against
>point to the goalie right after instead of owning it

Laine seems cancerous desu
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someone help me with my math homework lads
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>>74133701
1+1=2
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>>74133701
>asking a board full of NEETs for help with math homework

lol
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>>74133543
it will never happen at least unless a number of SML teams decide to jump ship. IFK has such old roots and traditions that the fanbase wouldn't accept it. Jokerit suffered a huge backslash too and it fit their image a lot better.
besides they're now enjoying their status as the only team left for the capital region, why risk that?
>>74133540
as someone who was never a Jokerit fan I'm kinda glad we're represented in the KHL. shame it had to be Jokerit since we lost the great rivalry but it was never going to be anyone else (at least the first one to make the change).
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>>74133711
thanks binlin, truly greatest ally

>>74133712
i can practically guarantee no one on this board could help me, i just needed to bitch about it
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>>74133720
I have a minor in math but I don't want to help you
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>>74133727
rude desu
its a grad class anyway
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>>74133733
you will never lean unless you do it yourself!
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>Tfw people in this thread can do math
>Tfw I still remember the singular moment I knew I could never do it
Grade 12 physics class, early October. I did all the work, studied, put in effort. Test comes up, I think it was systems. Couldn't do a quarter of it. Class was full of tards that couldn't do it either. Teacher goes on a tangent the next day that yelling we have to be able to to figure out systems everywhere, not just imitate what you learned. That moment I realized that's all I'd ever done my life in Physics and Math. Try to imitate and remember. I couldn't ever figure it out by myself. As exposed by the massive rift between me and a few smart kids I knew
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>>74133742
it just doesn't make any fucking sense

>>74133759
come on m8, just cause you can't do math doesn't mean you aren't smart. i'm only good at math because i'm autistic
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>>74133759
I was always good at math but it's boring as fuck. You're not missing out on anything.
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>>74133733
>tfw you only have to read history books for your classes

feels good to be desu
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>>74133778
how do you like it? I'm thinking of re-enrolling in school as a history major because free uni yolo and I fucking hate working in IT.
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>almost mid-february and there is still no hype from the media/fans for the draft or draft lottery

That's how you know it's a shit draft
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>>74133783
now that i'm a bit older and know what i like, and what i am good at, i absolutely love it and excel at it. found my purpose and it is great. i still work nearly full time on the side too, but whatever. worth it!
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>>74133773
>>74133766
Sometimes you want actually want be win at things at life. I'm only 19, but I've been let down pretty consistently by people around me, my situation or myself since I was a kid
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>>74133800
>Sometimes you want actually want be win at things at life.
did you have a stroke in the middle of typing this?
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>>74133804
Pretty much, I'm having an internet breakdown. Funny thing is English is the one thing I aced.
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>>74133796
Yeah I fell for the STEM meme. "it's a great degree to have" "it's so easy to be employed" etc. Too bad I discovered I hate it. So after 3 years of sticking with it I've finally decided to be done with it and do something I actually enjoy which would be history. Reading history books for assignments and occasionally writing something sounds so relaxing after all the fucking math and computer wizardy I've had to do. I mean I already read history books just for my own enjoyment.
>>74133800
You don't need math to be a "winner". It's good to have a good basic understanding of mathematics but all the university level stuff is purely for people working explicitly with mathematics. 9th grade math will leave 98% of the jobs open to you.
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Remember when people unironically thought Giroux was the best player in the world because he beat Crosgod in one playoff series?
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>>74133853
if by
>people
you mean
>that one flyers homer whose tweet gets posted here all the time
then yes
>>
Just a reminder that the SNES traded Silfverberg and a first round pick (and a first round bust) for Bobby "7.25 million for 7 years" Ryan
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>>74133853
I do
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So like are the Shorks for real this time or are they just memeing again?
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>>74133872
they also traded for DION PHAGOOF
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>>74133899
The sens are the only ones actually fielding players from that trade in their line up currently.
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>>74133851
>I mean I already read history books just for my own enjoyment.
already ahead of much of the class. i did the same. as good as sign as any, plus it really helps you out a lot. and it really is like you describe, mostly a lot of reading and occasional writing and presentations.

if you read a lot on your own time you probably have developing the skills for history to some extent or another. namely, analysis and drawing out the relevant information. try to build a solid base on what you already know, and branch out from there. also despite it being just so enjoyable, it still requires work, but its all great. history is crazy to begin with and once you get even further into the details it just gets more so.
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>>74132151
I was at the game, they were throwing beer onto the ice and at the players. Subhuman trash Detroit fans are
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>>74133948
ty for the insight. that does sound pretty wonderful. I miss the time when assignments were just a matter of "just man up and read the fucking thing" instead of math and CS where you literally get stuck and have no clue what to even try next.
>history is crazy to begin with and once you get even further into the details it just gets more so.
yeah the more you read the more you realize how silly or obscure some of the details are. K-12 history was ok but everything was so general they missed out on all the fun parts.
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>“We’ve got enough young players on our team and coming [through the system] that I don’t think there is urgency to upgrade the talent pool.”
>-Jim Benning
Jesus fucking Christ
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>>74134000
Do those numbers mean he's right?
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just pulled out a giant tonsil stone, feels good man
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>>74134000

Yep, the Canucks are a dumpster-fire of a team
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>>74134046
I lost my gag reflex due to those things. I'm a dude, but I'm pretty sure I can suck dick like a champ now
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>>74133995
>I miss the time when assignments were just a matter of "just man up and read the fucking thing" instead of math and CS where you literally get stuck and have no clue what to even try next
man, word! i was decent at both those and still felt drawn towards history. i got into it for the incredible stories of individual men and civilizations, and stayed for the intricate depth. both are still present.

>yeah the more you read the more you realize how silly or obscure some of the details are
absolutely no doubt. huge things fall through the cracks in the quest to be succinct and brief. and it's just the best discovering them for yourself. a year back i had to do a paper on the taiping rebellion, and that stuff was mindblowing
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>>74133947
And Pylon had a horrific game tonight

5 more years
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>>74134081
You guys got shut out 0-6. Safe to say no one had a good game.
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>>74133207
To this day its unbelievable that Kuz fell that far. Hilarious how cheap the Caps picked up the 6th overall from that draft for.
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The core.
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>>74134309
>no poopoopeepee

waive them all immediately
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My dad works for the NHL, I have the results of the 2017 playoffs. Pic related
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>>74133207
did you mean to type "deceased"?
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>le cut inside and wake up in a bathtub man
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>>74134341
can't you at least shill for a real sport like rugby
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Have memes gone too far?
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Rantanen hattrick.

Finns getting hattricks seems so normal nowadays.

Really makes the neurons fire up.
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>>74134532
I remember this
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>>74134537
What's he doing now?
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>>74134570
I don't know
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>>74134341
waive poopeeland, snag australia off waivers desu
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What's the appropriate amount of saltine crackers to put in one can of of tomato soup?

They come in little packs of two but when I make soup at home I put at least a dozen crackers in
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>>74134679
not enough protein/5
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>>74134460
6 hattricks by Finns this season. How does the other countries match up?
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>>74134719
>other countries
>matching up
>ever
lmao
>>
Hat Tricks by Country so far.

US = 8
Canada = 16
Finland = 5
Chexmix Republic = 2
Austria = 2
Russia = 3
Denmark = 1
Sweden = 1

Granted it is very late in the evening and I missed one somewhere but I'm pretty sure other country have and are competing.

http://stats.washingtonpost.com/nhl/league.asp?type=hat
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>>74134850
but what about PER CAPITA
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>>74134904
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>>74133457
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>>74134850
>Sweden

shamefur dispray
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>>74134938
>Sweden's only hat trick
>player wasn't even born in Sweden

Really mashes the melon.
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Cannot be any comfier...

Although I do want dat President's
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>hasb
>>
Where is Cell Key fag? Strangely absent this thread.
>>
I fucking hate winnipeg jets. Why don't they just hire Julien? They are always gonna be mediocre team if the dont change anything.
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>>74134385
More like Lindross
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>>74135112
They are mediocre team cause they draft and sign busts.
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>>74135152
No
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>>74135076
Good morning friend and thank you for worrying about my well-being. Have a picture of the future Cell key winner as a token of my gratitude.
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So I just realised Hašek is the only Czech in the Hall of Fame, it is absolutely certain they will accept Jágr, but do you think he will get there?
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>trade away your top young talent for inferior players
>fire your coach when the team turns out to be shit
what exactly did this franchise mean by this?
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>>74135331
>top young players

literally who
inb4 segshit
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>>74135249
Borderline. He has over 1000 pts but only 400 goals.
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>>74135420
But he is also the most productive Devils player by a landslide
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>>74135386
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>>74135424
they won a cup after they dumped that lovable loser

next
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>>74135436
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>>74135475
Julien didn't even coach Thornton.

Are you gonna post Bourque next for this sob story?
>>
who VEGAS here
>>
>>74135331
The second you traded away you Seguin and Hamilton.
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>>74135475
>still crying over players that left your franchise 11 years ago
>despite winning a cup without them

the smoldering ruins of bombston everyone
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>>74135249
He will make it. He's their Franchise scoring leader.
>>
I dare you guys start a /hoc/ thread with a pic of Neymar
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>>74135898
would this be acceptable?
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>>74135825
That matters in making the HOF? I mean Elias was a helluva player but I'm not sure he's HOF worthy. He's certainly close though.
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>>74135921
>2 cups
>single franchise player
>foreign

he will likely be first ballot
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>>74135920
Not bad. Have my blessing.
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>>74135936
The only thing that matters in your post is his number of cups. I mean he probably does make it but I'll be honest he's borderline.
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>Laine was a bust after all
I'm done
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>>74135982
Pulju is the real bust
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reminder
>our year
>one goal
>>
Who is your calder winner and why?
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>>74136135
pulju
memes
>>
>1 game tonight
>nbc
>with pierre
BRAVO NHL
>>
>>74136135
Marner, I like underdogs, he leads rookies in points and has been looking solid all season. /hoc/ could do without Leafs shitposting if it happens though
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>>74136135
Marner

Elite playmaker who drives the Leafs most productive line, leads all rookies in points at the moment and is scoring more and more. Also

C U T E
U T E C
T E C U
E C U T
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>>74136190
have you never heard of the malicious rivalry between the mild and cawks?
>>
>>74136211
>>74136217
He's going to need to put up significantly more points than Matthews and even Laine. Both of them will likely score 30+ goals. If Marner surpasses 70 pts I think it's safe to say he wins though.
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>>74136217
Damn he looks really cute in that. I thought hockey players (and most contact sports in general) looked like retards with messed up faces.

Who are some other cuties?
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>>74136310
>>
>>74133457
>no one mentions bobby orr
Plebs
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>>74136144
>>74136217
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>>74136310
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>>74136310
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What's worse? My 35-1 or his 6-0
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>>74136183
Is he even playing in the NHL
>>
>>74135178
That's not Mikko Koivu

>>74136190
It'll be a great game though.
>>
>>74136379
holy christ that faceoff %
>>
>>74136379
>only goal was shorthanded
MEMES
E
M
E
S
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>>74136379
>2.9% conversion
Vs
>0% conversion
You are both shit and that was a dumb question
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>>74136379
You suck dick on the PP

You probably suck dick at the game
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>>74136217
Tfw when you realize you might be gay
>>
>>74136379
>40 shots
>36 faceoffs

So the guy set his controller down and you just played against nobody
>>
How fucked are the habs?
>>
>>74136519
Pretty fucked, they're only in a good spot because of the babby division
>>
>>74136538
They pull the shit every year. Go on an absolute tear to start the season then play shit hockey for the most part the rest of the season.
>>
>>74136550
its not like they are ever plagued by injuries or anything
>>
>>74136550
Same shit different year, they could still tank for a shitty pick
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>tfw better than Achneichel

Nice drafting there, buffalel.
>>
>>74136562
They fucking overachieved to the max with all those injuries. Also, how does that impact price? Because lesbihonest he's the majority of the team.
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>>74136519
>shit coach
>shit gm
>price playing worse than montoya
>galchenyuk playing like shit since injury
>emelin-weber first pairing
>goals-for drops like a rock once Byron and Mitchell stop getting empty nets every game
>only competent offensive threats are pacioretty and radulov
>worst record between matches among >top 10 teams

It's over for >us
>>
>>74136443
>He doesn't know the trick to winning faceoffs almost every time

Enjoy never having possession
>>
If I was vegas I would take Ralph Krueger as my coach

He's proven he can get the most out of players who don't have the highest skill

Wouldn't hire hitch or julien
>>
>>74136586
Jules is looking for a new home

how about round 2?
>>
>>74136600
what good are faceoff wins if you cant shoot worth a shit?
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>>74136603
>he's proven he can get the most out of players
>>
>>74136603
Hire Dallas Eakins

t. MacTavish
>>
>>74136603
Lemaire
>>
>>74136628
>Not getting the lead then spamming perimeter shots and cramming the defensive zone

Don't you want to win?
>>
>>74136624
Julien would be better than Therrien but doesn't change the fundamental problems with this roster which involve a dire lack of transition and offensive creativity.
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>>74136632
Coilers were AHL tier with no Goaltending and he got them that record
>>
>>74136632

lol , cute. You started watching hockey in 2010

>doesn't know about Kruger at the olympics
>takes a Swiss team and made them competitive against power houses like Canada


Open your mouth when you're not an ignorant chink
>>
>>74136660
Habs are such a top heavy team though. Outside of weber, patches, radulov and chucky they are pretty shit offensively. They also don't have much to give up. Not what they'd like to give up anyways.
>>
>>74136700
Get off 4chan Kruger and stop being an insufferable twat.
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I seriously don't know how any team will be able to stop the Wild
>>
Doesn't remember how Kruger memed EU to the world cup final
>>
>>74136663
>>74136700
>3 number 1 picks on roster
>still sub .500

>makes swiss "good"
>still cant pass 8th place in olys

>>74136749
>IIHF world championship
>relevant
>>
>>74136758
>IIHF

Bud...
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>>74136766
He's still right whether or not the international association is correct of not. Why are we sucking the dick of a coach who has literally done nothing in his career?
>>
>>74136766
oh sorry, you were referring to a even meme'r tourney

>coach a team made entirely of superstars
>still second place
>>
>>74136731
Virtually the entire prospect pool and all future top 60 picks (6 in next two years) could be on the table.

I think if you care to have any chance of winning while Price and Weber are still top NHL talents you have give up the prospect pool to get a top 4 PMD and someone like Duchene.
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even this guy has made Canada sweat in an international

guess he has all the qualifications to coach VGK
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>>74136796
I'm inclined to agree with you. It would be wise to utilize the prime years of price and weber. It's a massive gamble though and will cripple your future for at least a decade if it fails.
>>
>>74133980
this is true. I fucking hate other wings fans.

wings have been too good for too long, I cant wait for the next 5 years of rebuild to get bandwagoners out of my sport. 9 times out of 10 when i talk to a wings fan, they have no idea what they're talking about. They want to get rid of Z, or want to fire blash for one-half "meh" season.

bunch of retards.
>>
>>74136814
The future is probably fucked anyway if all they're going to have is Sergachev and picks in the last third of each round.
>>
>>74136822
What do you think it would take to land Duchene? Keep in mind Sakic is under a lot of pressure to not fuck yet another trade up. He lost Stastny and ROR for nothing. He might be asking for more than he's worth to cover his egregious history.
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>Patrik Laine on Mikko Koivu "He is a big guy back home, and a role model to all Finnish kids"
For you Pate
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>>74136832
Probably Sergachev+Scherbak+a first or a second
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>>74136852
I don't think that's enough m8. Those 2 are just prospects and I would imagine Sakic wants a safer return.
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>>74132545
I'm going to laugh so hard when the knights blow the fuck out of the cantpucks
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>>74136818
>The Great Cleanse has begun
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>>74136847
4
UUUU
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>>74136908
fucking finally
>>
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Based minnesota pupper
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>>74136921
Time to get serious
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>>74136922
>>
>>74136922
>>74136936
looks like a more capable leader than trump
>>
>>74136922
Mayor what's your first act as elected
"WOOF"
>>
>>74136922
>>74136936
the ultimate libertarian move

elect a mayor that literally cant do anything
>>
>>74136940
upbernied
>>
>>74136940
You you had a fire hydrant run at the university of British Columbia get the fuck out
>>
>>74136936
>>74136922
Based duke. What a good boy.
>>
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>>74136979
one thing to nominate a joke candidate, another thing to elect them

wish you burgers learned this sooner
>>
Minnesota has only ever done one thing right
Elect a pupper
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>>74137021
This
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>>74137019
>he doesn't want a dog or a cat to lead them
What a cuck
>>
>>74137029
I was referring to trump, that pupper is hardly a joke, he was RE-elected after all
>>
>>74137039
He's up for a 4th term this year.
>>
>>74137019
>>74137029
"joke" nominations are votes against the system. When people feel like the system is fucked or the candidates are bad, they vote for a throwaway candidate.

Brazil voted a donkey as president once because they had mandatory voting.

Deez Nutz had 10,000 votes in the US this year
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>>74137077
Deez nutz is a meme that children love because it's stupid
Don't tell me it wasn't against the system because if any thing it was people being stupid
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>>74137097
I didn't know children could vote
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>>74137019
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>>74137111
Large Democrat states have basically no verification or identification measures on voting.
I could have probably voted in my grandmother's place this election and she's been gone for over 3 years
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>>74137131
RIP grannie
F
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Guys what should I make for lunch? I had yogurt with granola and tea so far today. But it is close to noon.
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>>74137131
>underage B&
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>>74137142
I'm making stir fry for dinner
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>>74137193
I didn't ask you what kind of slop you were filling your trough with, you fucking grease pig.
>>
>400
for
>VEGAS
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>>74137167
Why's that?
>>
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Montreal is gonna win the first game and then get swept in 5 aren't they?
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>>74137285
>bomb out and miss the playoffs
ftfy
>>
>>74137230
probably a hot pocket or ramen noodles maybe a grilled cheese sandwich
>>
>sadowy sent to toledo walleye

lol
>>
I'm always late to the party
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Minnesota vs Chicago


Who you got?
>>
>>74137669
Wild, no doubt
>>
>>74137669
chiraq

mild on a b2b so likely Kuemper starting
>>
>>74137669
Those ratios
>>
>Saskatoon and Regina both grew by over 10% each from 2011 to 2016
NHL when?
>>
finlan strong
>>
>>74137737
Milkman is starting. Thinking Bruce is hoping he has a good game in the spotlight for trade value
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>>74137831
Better than market than fucking Poo Jersey or Relocanes.
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>>74137669
THICCC
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>>74137831
About 20 years
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>>74137831
would be more enticing if it wasnt a 2.5 hour drive from regina to toontown

unless wall opens the oil drilling floodgates neither city will have enough population to sustain a franchise
>>
>>74137831
O M A H A
>>
>>74137864
Amazing how Winterpeg turned around. From 1980s to 2000 the population basically slowed to a crawl and stopped. Since 2001, 160,000 people moved in
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>>74137929
literally all natives/immigrants

white people have been fleeing that city ever since the transport industry redirected all the traffic elsewhere
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>>74137926
Saskatoon doesn't really have that much oil, also if they become dependent the entire province will collapse once oil runs out in the province or devalues. Better to grow within. As it stands the province is solidly growing for the 1st time since the the 1986.
>>
>>74137967
No shit, Canada has one of the lowest fertility rates in the world. We're Germany tier.
>>
>>74137985
the oil sands dont magically end at the Alberta border
>>
>>74133947
>we have their 2nd round pick from this year, that's enough. Phaneuf is in the top 5 worst contracts in the league. Getting him off the books is worth it
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>>74138015
Canada has a lot of undiscovered oil, senpai. But we completely lack any ability to develop most of them.Think how Newfies have offshore, but the oldest well (Hibernia) only opened in 1997 and a Euro company is getting around to doing full development now. But Saskatchewan doesn't nearly have as much oil capability as you think anyway.
>>
>>74138125
A lot of the lack of development stems from the royalty policies left in place by the NDP government. Similarly to Newfoundland, they have been unable to attract big corporate investment
>>
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Hey.
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>>74137831
Split the difference and put a stadium in Davidson.
>>
Who wins the cup lads
>>
>>74138487
Capitals. I have been saying it for years there's no point on changing now.
>>
>>74138487
shittsburgh repeat tbqhfamalam
>>
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>>74138507
Passing him as what? The most overrated superstar in hockey? That tool only has 2 art rosses. He's a ppg meme
>>
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>>74138507
I wonder if Seguin spends a lot of time thinking about Crosby's big ass...
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>>74138302
Hey man, how was your game yesterday?

My asshole coach benched me and didn't even play me in the 2nd period and barely in the 3rd even though that goal against was the goalie's fault.
>>
>>74138507
>not finding a proxy in ireland for that post
poor form, lad
>>
>>74138522
Crosby is the only repeat since the 04 lockout
>>
>>74138506
If they meet the Wild they have no chance. I don't think Minnesota has won by less than 3 goals against Pittsburgh in both games.
If Minnesota gets over the shellshock of Chicago it's basically the cup for the taking
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>>74138487
>>74138504
Craps win as long as they can beat Shittsburgh
>>
>>74138596
regular season series doesn't tend to correlate well with the playoffs
>>
>>74138569
And? So he's was only good for 2 straight seasons?
>>
>>74138634
True enough but it was complete domination that I can't just ignore
>>
>>74138635
He's the best player in the NHL get the fuck over it.
>>
>>74138660
No he's not.
>>
>>74138709
Okay then retard who is better? I literally cannot wait for your reply so I can laugh at how stupid you are.
>>
>>74138723
Inb4 McSecondary
>>
>>74138723
barkov
>>
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Anyone recognize these signatures??
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>>74138522
>ppg meme

What exactly are you trying to say here? That having the highest scoring rate year in and year out -- including this season -- is somehow a bad thing?

Only on this board could you read someone being that unironically retarded.
>>
>>74138723
Yes I'm so stupid for pointing out that the top point getter for the last ten years and best player only has 2 art rosses and is overwhelmingly overrated. I'm not gunna say who's the best but he is not it.
>>
>>74138750
Sarich and Primeau

guessing
>>
>>74138770
>I'm not gunna say who's the best but he is not it.
lmao I remember when I was 13
>>
>>74138758
>highest scoring rate year in and year out
2 art rosses over his career
>muh best player over last 10 years
Only led the league twice
Guess he's not as good as everyone thinks he is
>>
>>74138788
Guessing your 14 now because you can't handle that crosby isn't the best
>>
>>74138797
I'm still waiting for you to tell me who is better.
>>
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>>74138797
you arent even trying to be unironic anymore

just pants on head retarded
>>
>>74138832
Yeah but only led league twice. Playing 1 game and getting 5 points doesn't count
>>
>>74138832
He's either a 1) capitals fan 2) baiting faggot 3) legitimately handicapped
>>
>>74138868
he leads the league right now
on track for his third art ross and hes not even 30
>>
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Jaromir. GOAT
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>>74138884
I've heard the on track argument before and I'm sure having malkin and letang had nothing to do with it. He's got kessel now too. His numbers are inflated and gets too much credit on that team.
>>
>>74138902
Now I know you're just baiting. He doesn't even play with those guys you fucking dipshit.
>>
>>74138902
So who do you think is better than Crosby?
>>
>>74138902
>crosby is on the same team as malkin so all his success is negated despite never playing on the same line

top tier baitposting
>>
>>74138913
Same team? Power play? What about his real line mates? Where is their credit for scoring all the goals that gets crosby his assists?
>>
>>74138868
>Playing 1 game and getting 5 points doesn't count

Is this your moronic way of saying points per game isn't a relevant stat? In a league like the NHL where guys get injured/concussed regularly it's the best way to compare players.
>>
>>74138934
stop deflecting and just tell us who you think is better
>>
>>74138934
He plays with trash grinders/glorified AHLers like Rust and Sheary 5v5. God forbid he gets to play with real talent on the PP, like every other star players in the league.

You're really reaching here bud. If this isn't bait you're legitimately retarded.
>>
>>74138970
Not for a player that consistently get injured and doesn't play. His numbers are gunna be high and inflated and they don't change because he's always out
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>Crosby isn't the best and I will absolutely not give you a better player
>>
>>74139000
he has over 750 GP, so much for statistical anomalies
>>
>>74139000
That's not a relevant argument when the sample size is 753 games.>>74138832

Not to mention this season he's only missed 6 games and his points per game is still the highest in the league.
>>
>Cities worthy of NHL Team #32

Go.
>>
>>74139059
Tied for most points too, with McMeme.
At 29 years old, with jelly for brains.
>>
>>74139075
SEATTLE WHEN
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pic related is just some meme ppg player

dont try and argue this /hoc/
just accept it
>>
>>74139000
I can't imagine the level of butthurt you'll experience when Crosby wins the hart and art ross this year.
>>
>>74139075
>>74139100
O M A H A
>>
>>74139106
>gets cancer
whatta bust
>>
>>74139153
LEL SO FUNNY
>>
>>74139175
>mad
>at hockey markets
xheattle would relocate in <5 seasons
>>
>>74139216
>supports all of their teams except the one that was stolen
Cool story, hoser.
>>
A #NHL exec on expansion last night - expect clubs to attempt to deal picks/futures in exchange for Vegas to select a particular player.
>>
>>74139232
That's not really expansion news so much as "the usual wheelings and dealings."
>>
>>74139232
Bettman will find a way around it
>>
>>74139075
Baltimore
Saskatoon
Quebec City
Seattle
>>
>>74139259
Quebec City applied when Vegas did, and was rejected.

>Saskatoon
Get the fuck outta here.
>>
>>74139262
Wasn't Vegas picked over Quebec due to Bettman and his sunbelt memes?

I know Saskatoon is a fairly small market; but wasn't Winnipeg considered the same?
>>
>>74139259
>Baltimore
>negro central

Bjorn pls
>>
NEW you fools
>>74139279
>>74139279
>>74139279
>>
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>massively condensed schedule
>have a night with only one fucking game

WHY
>>
>>74139305
more focus on the hawks :^)
>>
>>74139297
Shit I dunno man, Google that shit.

Quebec City was too small, too close to Montreal and I think they didn't like the stadium deal. Any or all of that could even be true, just as easily as turning them down just so they could wait and see if Seattle got their arena shit together.
>>
>>74139305
This years scheduling has been what the fuck tier. I mean there's 30 teams we should never have an off night like this except for the all star break. The whole bye week bullshit is also fucking retarded. I would rather have a bye week now as opposed to earlier in the year. Fucking NHL needs to stop being maroons.
>>
>>74139336
Next year there's 31 teams so basically you're fucked all season long.

Happy hockeying!
>>
>>74139303
>6 posts early

>>74139336
>bitching about a lack of games when you wouldn't be watching them tonight anyway
>>
>>74139355
And why the fuck are you making that assumption?
>>
NEW NOW
>>74139279
>>74139279

>>74139279
>>74139279
>>
VEGAS BABY VEGAS

/thread
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>rags
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>500 for OVER 9000
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