Leafs vs Dallas: Please go easy on our young bodies edition

How many goals do we score tonight? 6? 7? And how many do we lose by? 1? 2?

>>74129862
7-3 stars
I want to die :)

Is Marners mom /elite/ at sucking middle aged Italian men cocks?

>>74129897
yes
Really underrated at anal from vietnames men Id say generational

>>74129883
I would honestly rather them lose 2-1 or 3-2. This 6-5 bullshit is so frustrating.

Lol anderson a kill

>brown hitting the post

how unelite of him

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Fuck the leafs. Matthews is involved in Pizzagate. Screencap this.

Go Sens Go

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What are you lads drinking and/or snacking on during this game?

>>74130027
https://twitter.com/Breeze2Greeze/status/24726568323

>that elite mentality

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>>74130041
Only the finest

>>74130039
If anyone is part of pizzagate it's Bettman that greasy fuck

>Hyman makes perfect pass to Brown
>Brown can't fucking bury

Fucking bust. Can't wait until Matthews demands a trade after playing with such a shitter

>>74130027
DELET THIS

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dat pass tho

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>>74130041

>still 0-0

i dont know if this semen slurping sport is for me

>>74130116
8 goal 2nd period incoming

>tfw ppl on /leafs/ threads say Brown is elite but Soshnikov is truly the elitist

s m h you guys just dont know

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>passing the puck to fucking brown

SCAAR

WE PLAYOFFS

JAKE "FUCK YOU CARLYLE" GARDINER

>binnish goaltending

it begins

>>74130041
who here /apples&cheese/ ?

>marner happier than gardiner after the goal

I'm in love boys

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>tfw only Stars fan in the thread

SOMEONE SCREENCAP MARNERS HAPPY CUTE FACE AFTER THE GOAL

>>74130183
>you will never celebrate a goal with an ecstatic mitchy

he makes me feel weird things

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>>74130194
You're still welcome though!

>>74130167
I know he can be a retard but I love Jake. His skating is amazing to watch in person

>>74130041
Think the guy who asked her for a date over twitter will get lucky?

>>74130216
he'll get a kiss tops

Will post cute marner during intermission

>>74130216
depends what he looks like

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>>74130256

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>>74130041
jesus christ

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and Hyman blows a chance, who-wudda-thunk-it

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>>74130041
grilling hot dogs. im not watching the game though, roomie is.

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>>74130194
come to addison for a hot dawg m8

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>>74130269
She'll touch his arm in a flirty gesture AT MOST
>>74130293
What kind of toppings for the dogs? You should join your roomie.

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Fucking Polak

McBackup is looking pretty solid

>>74130103

These are scary good

Why in todays NHL are Polak and Hunwick on the same pairing as two stay at home defensemen?

>two penalties on kadri
c'mon man

>some guy holds your stick
>get called for hooking

such is life as jihadri

>>74130376
Try them with some cream cheese.

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>kadri

>>74130393
Babcock's got a handedness boner

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>>74130363
>named Polak
>not from Poland

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photo is probalbly sideways but here is a 3.14

>>74130530
apply yourself

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>>74130530

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>french-canadian commentators on an english language broadcast

>>74130530
Come on man

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>>74130530

>>74130530
>taking pictures of your tv

why even bother

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who here /peanutbutter&honeyontoastwithaglassofmilky/ desu?

>made a deal for MacElhenney

wat, he was a waiver pickup Ray.

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>>74130697
>having any expectations for the leafs commentators

Can we just keep McElhinney and say fuck you to Anderson?

>>74130720
You can say whatever you want. He's under contract for 4 more years.

>>74130741
Can't we trade him for better defence?

>>74130765
>finally have good goalie who has become fairly consistant
>trade him for a defenseman
pls stop. McElhinney is a good backup but Anderson is >our starter.

>>74130720
you're a moron

>bustlander

>These posts

My angina

How the fuck did Niemi win a cup

How the fuck is he in the NHL

How the fuck is binland a country

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>says nylander rings his shot off the iron
>it is actually made of steel

>Roussel getting me some PM for fantasy
good lad

godthews

PP - calling a JVR goal assisted by Marner and Zaitsev

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>mathews will never spit in your mouth

>>74130852
>How the fuck did Niemi win a cup

By being on one of the most stacked teams of the salary cap era
>Toews
>Kane
>Hossa
>Keith
>Sharp
>Seabrook
>Byfuglien
>Campbell
>Ladd
>Bolland when he was good
>Brouwer

this pp camera angle is making me consider suicide

>>74130899
so who's gonna start writing matthews-marner fan fiction about them and their hardass coach that won't let them express their love on the ice

I like that unit better with Matthews and Nylander on their off wings

>>74130720
At least wait until the 3rd period collapse before you say shit like this

so we all silently accept if andersen was in goal we would be down 3 goals right now right?

>>74130981
freddy is vezina m8 wut are you on about

>>74130999
Hes good but NO

>>74131016
>what is irony

This game is such a change of pace. I'm so used to having 5 goals scored right now.

>>74131016
>hes good

>>74130981
It's cute when autists dare question Godcock's decisions

>>74131046
He hasnt been lately but thats recency bias there was that one stretch where he was playing great. Also got two shut outs in a row. Hes better than anything the leafs have had for years

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>>74131069
uhhh Reimer was the best goalie in leafs history my man

>commentators literally chirping the leafs
I fucking hate these guys

>>74130981
Andy needs a rest. The high scoring games aren't his fault.

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>this pp

>>74131100
every time he pronounces his "p"s my speakers cut out

tbf that was a fucking ugly power play. especially the first half.

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Nfl is over

Time to bandwagon the Stars and Mavs

>>74131095
>rebound reimer
>good

Kys

>>74131131
well at least they've earned the right to have a god-awful pp once in a while

though I don't think its been all that stellar last couple games. I missed the last two tho

>>74131142
mavs are tanking this year or they at least should

all those crafty passes by the cutie

GARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

watching marner play is such a gift

if only he didn't fuck that shot

JAKEY AGAIN LOL

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BASED Jake

Another Hat trick pls
>binn the finn

>there are leafs """"""""""""""fans""""""""""""""""" who don't like gardiner

Man niemi shoulda had that one. Nice goal gards

Punished Jake Gardiner is growing stronger

>you will never see rielly, gardiner, marner, mathews nylander on the ice at the same time

guaranteed goals.exe

imagine when matthews starts getting better at faceoffs.

>>74131233
I work with a guy who shittalks him constantly and says we need to trade him while he's still young. Can't wait to see him tomorrow.

>>74131235
it got deflected my man

Gardner Hat Trick incoming?

>finnish goaltending

>>74131233
He isn't all that great at defense.

>>74131233
he's a special retard but he's OUR special retard

>>74131253
>He isn't all that great at defense.
none of them are

>Ferraro calling the Whalers logo the best ever during a leafs game

what a fucking faggot

>>74131249
I learned my lesson a long time ago not to bother talking hockey with casuals.

We need to add to our D not subtract.

stars fan just tuning in. did i miss the suicide train?

>>74131288
>putting bc faggots on a leafs broadcast

literally everyone from there is eternally bootyblasted about the leafs

>>74131291
Exactly. Gardiner has a place on any team in the league. Trading him would be taking 2 steps backward 1 step forward.

>>74131306
what are you worried about, you're down 2 goals going into the 3rd period playing the leafs

you're literally unironically in a better position than if you were leading

>>74131288
Pretty sure played for them and it is a great logo

>>74131288
islanders fisherman logo is the GOAT

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>>74131307
>tfw Hongcouver hates Toronto but Toronto doesn't even think about Hongcouver

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>>74131350
>tfw ex left me to go live in hongcouver

nuke it

>>74131308
People love to fixate on his gaffes and say he can't play D. I admit he has his retarded moments and can sometimes be softer than I'd like, but you have to look at the overall package and not just fixate on that. He makes a lot of unnoticeable little plays that drive play forward and let our guys play in the "fun zone" as Babs would say.

He's a good possession player and positive +/- too for the retards who still like that stat.

>>74131350
It's the same with Deadmonton

There is one Coilers autist on /hoc/ who probably has more Leafs related images than anyone posting in this thread

Second goal awarded to Matthews.

USA USA USA

>>74131386
You're not wrong. One thing that goes against him is that when he fucks up it is a glaring mistake.

>>74131366
I know this feel bro but Victoria instead

>>74131415
how

>>74131415
>mathews is so good hes simply being given goals now

thank you based america

>>74131366
you're better off without her 2bh if she was dumb enough to move to vanpooper

>>74131442
no way that shit sunk just like that, it must've been deflected. didn't think it was goatthews tho

>>74131442
>>74131458
Tipped it. Pretty clearly changed directions.

>>74131418
Agreed. That's what leads to him really being hated by some, but he's cut down on those types of gaffes this season. Up until the all star break he was playing the best hockey of his career. He's looked bad since coming back from the break but I think he's putting it back together as of tonight.

>>74131415
Gardiner is American too.

>>74131484
We made a three way trade with Canada and Finland.

Gardiner to Canada
Virtanen to Finland
Thank you card to USA

>>74131508
>Virtanen to Finland

Good, he'll feel at home with all the other mongol busts

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>based jake winking at mathews telling him it was his goal

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>matthews got the goal

>leafs 19-1-7 when leading after 2nd
did i just fall into a different timeline?

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>>74131536
>all that camaraderie and team chemistry

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>>74131553
>it's only their first year playing together

>>74131550
memes aren't real life, kiddo

>>74131550
It's almost like fans have awful recency bias when it comes to these kinds of things.

>get checked into net
>no penalty

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>>74131563
>tfw elite on and off the ice

the look on hyman's face makes me think he's planning a book based on that penalty right now

its happening again

IT BEGINS

explain to me in clear concise words why you havent bet your entire life savings on dallas to score a 2nd goal RIGHT NOW

Gotta capitalize on this PP

>>74131642
because its still making me more money in the bitcoin market than it would on a sports bet

>hurting marner
Eakin can die tb_h

>>74131649
>leafs "PP"

>marner's so tough eakin broke his stick on the cross-check

is there literally anything this man can't do

oh god mac's knee that made me wince

>>74131665
reach the top shelf at the grocery store

what are the chances we have another classic leafs take a penalty within 20 seconds of a 5-3 PP situation

>>74131681
6ft :)

>>74131681
he'd get an elite piggyback from godtthews

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>>74131681
One of his concubines will get it for him

>dullass

Lel

>shut it down

BASED ZAITS


RUSKI ROCKET

>the city of Texas in charge of following the rules

>moving a team from Minnesota to texas
lmao

AAAAAYYYYYYYYY ZEITSSSSYYY

ZAITSEV

They signed him 4-free

>that sheepish little grin

я люблю Зaйцeвy лoл

Bepхoвный Гocпoдь zaitsen цapь вceх вeщeй, cвязaнных c шaйбoй и тpaхaeтcя гopячих cyк лeвaя pyкa мoгyщecтвeннoгo цapя ПУTИH!!!!

Not gonna lie, >we got gifted this one. Refpuck for the leafs for once.

Willy should have shot there

jakey's fucking thirsty for another one

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> She'll be coming around the mountain...

>>74131772
delet

>>74131772
How autistic do you have to be to make posts like this about your own team?

>Smith never wins importnt faceoffs
>keeps sending him out anyway

christ

>>74131823
bring back the goat

I literally have no idea who smith is and i watch everygame he never does anything

>>74131830
Smith is AHL tier.

I'm guessing/hoping they're just playing him to match the exposure requirement for the expansion draft.

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>>74131808

>>74131860
Hyman is gonna get stolen. Make my words

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>>74131808
nothing wrong with tempering your expectations brah

>>74131880
We must protect our hyman

>>74131880
Hyman is exempt retard.

what the hell was the penalty?

>>74131890
with jihadri on our team? not possible

>>74131880
>stolen

are you kidding me? babcock will threaten to leave the team if hyman doesnt get an 8 year contract

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>>74131772
made this just for you

>all these retards don't even know who is and isn't exempt from needing to be protected

lol

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>>74131912
BASED

>>74131912
saved

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>>74131912
beauty

>>74131896
don't call me names pls

>>74131940
lmao you're fucking retarded buddy

Mac has been great

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BASED McBackup

MACLGREATY

>>74131949
stop it ;-;

>>74131912
excellent post my friend

>>74131956
you mean McStarter now

>>74131949
stop this bullying now

this is a comfy leafs thread you faggot

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Will McBackup stick with his old painted over mask all season?

wow I was wondering what all that delay was about then they nearly pulled it off perfectly

>>74131982
my money is on yes

>>74131971
maybe if carlyle was still coach

lol at how much the announcers chirp Toronto.

>>74131982
Too superstitious to change it

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>>74131912
Amazing

Leafs never score EN goals fuck

>>74132010
if only we had Laine, its his speciality

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hold me tight

>Seguin isn't the one taking these late game crucial faceoffs

No wonder dullass is so shit their 1C cant even be counted on

>>74132014
But our goalie is in the net :^)

>>74132014
I thought his specialty was scoring on his own team?

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dont the stars know playoff beards during the regular season is bad fucking voodoo?

>this has been a clinic by the Leafs

He says clearly wishing it weren't the case

Eat shit Miller

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BASED LEAFS AND MCBACKUP!!!!

>>74131642
good thing i didn't bet

FEELS GOOD LADS

Here's hoping we have a good rest of the home stand

gg stors

>>74132056
>he can still afford internet now

damn

night leafslads

may you all dream of Marner cuteness and Brown eliteness

Gg stars until next time

>>74132086
We're not playing them again until next season

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>post tfw they didn't choke in the 3rd