>6 posts early
granlund scores 1+2 tonight.
wild win by 2 goals.
koivu gets 1 point.
laine a bust.
Greased sub-edition
>>74128469
rolling for laine + granlund double pattrick
>>74128432
>dbz
plen
rolling for finnish irrelevancy
>>74128474
>hey eu we really really need some money
>whoops we spent it on a race track
>hey eu we really really need some money
>>74128497
rolling for 23 years without winning in a sport you invented
>>74128520
rolling for never ever
>>74128451
>Posting first in an early thread, instead of bumping the old thread to its limit.
Who's the autist now finland.
Finland is great!
At generating busts.
>>74128534
rolling for sweet dreams
>>74128560
not me
>>74128534
at least when we make up our own shit we're good at it
>>74128579
Holy fuck.
Has there ever been such dominance in a sport before?
>>74128579
Canada wins nearly every international tournament
When was Jokerit's last Gagarin Cup?
>>74128606
>implying I pay attention to how Vantaan Jokerit plays
>>74128579
>if you only play against yourself you cant lose
Wow
why is kiwi so irritable? lmao
Finland is a land of busts!
Open your eyes people!
With finns you BINN
>>74128628
>if you only play against yourself you cant lose
rich coming from the only country that cares about hockey
>>74128652
>he says while posting in a hockey thread
WEW
>mfw an autistic aussie is btfoing all of yurup
/cric/ is truly our greatest ally
Why do we give the OP shit for making threads early when >we don't use a thread after it goes on auto sage? It's not til the new thread is half over that the old thread finally gets purged anyways. Why not sit in the old thread til it reaches page 8 or 9?
>>74128579
and all the other teams are finnish expats
>>74128685
because there are people on this site desperate enough to feel some amount of accomplishment in their lives that they'll post a new thread 100 posts early just so they can say to themselves they made a difference today
>>74128708
Those people will still have accomplished more than anything accomplished by any mongol today.
>>74128741
I did the dishes today and went to the gymnasium
>>74128741
hey I'm planning to take the trash out before the game starts and hit the gym after. it's a busy day for me.
>>74128708
literally me
>>74128685
>being so many posts new
Champions Hockey League winners:
>2015: Luleå (Sweden)
>2016: Frölunda (Sweden)
>2017: Frölunda (Sweden)
Kind reminder that Sweden is the ruler of european hockey
>>74128886
more like sverGAY
>>74128896
Rude, apologize!
>>74128755
>hit the gym after
you hit the gym in the dead of the night?
>>74128914
Sounds comfy to me.
>>74128886
grattis og beklag
>>74129002
me too, I have trained in the middle of the night before. To be honest I miss it a little, I get sleepy in this period of my life. Never hit the gym however, I used to jog.
>>74128914
it's open 24/7. it's nice when there's fewer people and you can take up all the space you want and never have to adjust your workout because of other people
CGY will beat PITT today screencap this post you heard it first here folks
>>74129048
the flims are lil shits. fuck that franchise
who would win in a race to pull a bus 60 feet?
Brady or Gretzky?
>>74129004
Tack
Beklag för vad, snubben på bilden?
Det är väl inget att begklaga för, det var ju bara roligt att det hände
>>74129067
brady obv
>>74129067
Brady
even in their primes
>>74129067
Godsby
>>74129224
*BRAAAAAAAP*
Which team gets Clode Julian /hoc/?
>>74129270
blues
>>74129224
BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT
Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
>>74129224
how can women compete?
>>74129270
bruins, you heard it here first
>>74129257
>>74129289
This meme seriously needs to die.
>>74129270
Canadiens or Knights
>>74129270
back to the hasb
Hey Finlan you said you were going to be shitposting in the gamethread tonight. Is it going to be directed at a specific team or just all around shitposting?
>>74129321
>>74129335
pls no habs
>>74129364
I fear when the posts start flowing there is no containing them.
Speaking of which wanna make a game thread?
>>74129494
>over 1 hour early
I am going to eat dinner in like 30 minutes but if there isn't one when I get back sure.
>>74129494
give me some cheeky predictions while we wait
SJS v BUF
ANA v NYR
CGY v PIT
CAR v WSH
DAL v TOR
STL v OTT
CBJ v DET
LAK v TBL
VAN v NSH
MIN v WPG
MTL v COL
>>74129587
BUF
ANA
CGY
WSH
DAL
STL
CBJ
TBL
NSH
MIN
COL
>>74129587
sjs
ana
pit
wsh
dal
ott
cbj
lak
nsh
min
mtl
desu
lad
>>74129587
SJS > BUF
ANA > NYR
CGY < PIT
CAR < WSH
DAL < TOR
STL < OTT
CBJ < DET
LAK > TBL
VAN < NSH
MIN > WPG
MTL > COL
>>74129587
shit that's a lot of games
SJS
ANA
PIT
CAR
DAL
STL
CBJ
TBL
NSH
MIN
MTL
I wouldn't make any bets before I looked deeper into statistics though.
>>74129636
>CAR
Hopefully pekka
Hopefully..
>>74129587
Shorks
>Rags
Pens
Caps
Laffs
Snes
Poo Jackers
LBGTning
Perds
Mild
Avs
>>74129645
I have no doubts
>>74129645
It would certainly be a treat
>WWE is coming to Sweden
>NHL isn't
For fuck's sake America...
>Lack in goal tonight
>>74129693
current airplane technology isn't fast enough desu. you can't play in vancouver and then stockholm the next day.
>san jose vs. buffalo
>ohhhh kanadaaa
wut
>>74129709
ribs in peace
>>74129706
>is named Läck
>"läcka" literally means leakage in swedish
Lel, your own fault for not spotting that one from a mile away ;^)
>>74129709
Teams do have rest days you know. They have done it before, at the start of the season, and it seemed to work.
>wsh finally makes scf
>ovi slips and tears his quad, ending his career
>caps choke
>first in league
>still can't fill seats
how do we fix washington?
>>74129756
relocate franchise to saskatchewan
>>74129587
BUF
NYR
PIT
WSH
TOR
STL
CBJ
TBL
NSH
MIN
MTL
>>74129722
;_;
>>74129733
it's relatively easy for a few games total but it might get difficult to schedule 41 games in sweden. does sweden have a big enough arena? if so can they easily convert it to north american ice?
>>74129756
Jeez it's a Tuesday.
Also the tickets cost an arm and a leg.
rip claude i still love you bb
>intent to blow
>puck was never frozen
>>74129693
you are getting regual season games again, though
Intent to blow is the worst rule in hockey
>>74129803
Oh, I didn't mean it like that. I just think it would have been nice with a game or two per season, like they did a couple of years ago. I don't remember if they played those games on small or big ice though.
I'm not so delusional that I believe it would be possible to have a swedish team in the league.
>i lost sight of the puck lol
>i intended to blow the whistle lol
fuck this shitty league and it's shitty refs
>>74129803
why would it need to be 41 games?
the globen can hold 14k iirc, that should be enough when the league has arenas with 17k
>>74129819
We are? I've only heard rumors of there being talk about bringing it back
The ref should intend to blow me
>>74129827
http://ottawacitizen.com/sports/hockey/nhl/senatorsextra/sens-may-play-two-nhl-games-against-avs-in-sweden-in-november
Avs-Sens in november. Only rumors, but still
GG KANGZ
>>74129839
>>74129839
>>74129839
>>74129839
Leafs vs Stars
fucking refpuck game
crosby wins cup on intention to score rule
"based on his position when taking the shot, the war room in toronto has made the determination that the player in question had the intention of directly causing the puck to fully pass over the goal line, which would have resulted in a goal. the player in question incidentally missed the net while taking the shot in question."
A dude working at the grocery store saw my Caps jersey and was saying Ovi goes there Friday and Saturday evenings. Should I start going there on weekends to stalk him?
>intent to blow
Why are American sports such meme fests?
>>74129849
Shit defense vs Shit defense (and finnish goaltending)
Lots of goals inbound
>>74129846
Okay, cool. Good to see a concrete proposal and not just some loose rumors. Thanks for the info.
>>74129587
Shorks
Duckos
Pengs
Caps
Laffs
Boos
Wangs
Blolts
Cantpucks
Winnesota
Canadas
i hope the bruins never win another game. fuck don sweeney. i'm a golden knights fan now. can't wait for the game on thursday tho
SCAAAAAAAR OVIE
sorry canes I like you too but Ovie is my man
Are the Sharks still spooked by the Sabres?
You should be able to challenge for a video review of whether a player is a homo or not
fucking meme slapper from the dot
im glad ovi will never get a cup
>>74129892
2-15 all-time in Buffalo. So yes.
>>74129890
crosby will end up playing infinity less games and still score more goals
>>74129874
I didn't see what happened today but intent to blow is a good rule.
Anyone protesting it is an ADD simpelton fuck who can't comprehend that a puck in net does not equal a goal.
>>74129909
puck in tge net mean a goal you smelly chink t. rules man
>>74129907
You're not making much sense
>>74129587
SJS
ANA
PIT
WSH
TOR
STL
CBJ
LAK
VAN
MIN
MTL
>>74129909
It should be when the whistle is actually blown, not intent to blow.
>>74129896
Gotta hand it to him though
Every single player, coach, spectator in the NHL knows where his favourite spot is
He still manages to do it
He deserves a stan lee
>>74129936
him stick illegal
>>74129722
was this the closest thing we have to
>Reddit: The Aircraft
?
here we go again.
Happy birthday, Jody Shelley.
>Wangs 1 away from .500.
>BJ's presumably still waiting on trash to turn to treasure
suck less tonight maybe?
SCAAAAAR
>>74129931
that would only punish good referee work ie. jumping on top of the goal in tight crease situations. the quickest way to blow the whistle is to stand still with one hand always on your mouth.
the play is dead when the referee thinks it should be dead, not when he can physically move his hand and inflate his lungs. there just unfortunately isn't a better way to signal it. maybe they should replace whistles with a button in their palm or something idk.
should be 2-1 tbqh
>>74129943
You sound like someone illegal
>>74129955
they should use robots instead of humans
>>74129955
But if you watch what happened in this instance, it's because he was behind the play
Really makes me think
>Bolts/KANGZ is on NBCSN
Fucking gay
>>74129895
yeeah, I'm soaked just thinking about it
GO SENS GO
>>74129971
if that happened then that's a bad call, not a bad rule.
as a former ref myself I can tell you that the "intent to blow" rule exists on every level of hockey. in the lower legues you just don't have to prove or explain it because you say "I had already blown" and your word is the law.
>there are people who will unironically not watch the leafs and stars ship 14 goals between the 2 of them tonight
inb4 another wongs game without a thread
>>74129981
The sentors have no fans. Why dont tou just be a fan of the maple leafs they have a future and nhl will give them a atnaley cup because they have auston matthews
>>74129984
But it should at least be reviewable. Hold refs accountable. They spend 20 minutes seeing if someone was a millimeter offside but not if a ref blew the whistle early.
>>74129987
I will be watxhing it to see billy knees and auston and i also want the leaf to lose because i am a ruins fan and i cannot bring myself to admit theyre finished. I have taken to the bottle since julien fired and having a mental breakdown
>>74129996
If I wanted to bandwagon a team, I'd bandwagon a good team or the Golden Knights
>>74129992
>not wanting to trigger /hoc/ by talking about the game in the general thread.
Kings @ bolts fresh bread
>>74130006
>>74130006
>>74130006
COOCHIE COOCHIE COOOOOOOOOOO
This Boedker-Marleau-Coture line is noice
>swedish goalkeeping
>>74130005
how can you review intention?
if you ask me reviewing offsides is retarded too but at least there is a very clear distinction what is an offside. "did the goalie control it" which is the most common question with intent to blow cannot be objectively ruled like "did the puck cross the line".
>>74130025
You can go back and see if the goalie covered it or not and the ref called it properly
Columbus @ Detroit gamethread!
>>74130032
>>74130032
>>74130032
>>74130032
WILD AT JETS GAMETHREAD
>>74130038
>>74130038
>>74130038
>>74130038
>>74130038
>17 & 38
>in the zoomed in camera angle right before the goal
am I right yet?
Which team has the best goal horn?
>buffalo commentators shitting on thornton for only having 3 goals
>ignoring that he leads his team in assists
>>74130058
No, quit hating Jenner and dubi
>>74130064
Not the WJC
>>74130064
idk,but the team with the worst goal song is objectively the Habs
pls don't be hurt Kuzy
>>74130036
you really can't. there is no camera at ice level and the goalies equipment is huge compared to the puck. the puck disappearing for 1/10th of a second doesn't (and shouldn't) mean the play is dead. in american football it works because the ball is so big and the receivers only wear gloves.
not everything should be reviewable.
>>74130064
>>74130083
habs have a shit horn
ducks are probably 2nd
>>74130083
>implying
its the blackhawks
i hate that stupid fucking reddit song
>>74130138
>duh duh-duh duh
>>74130086
in the sharks/sabres case, the goalie never had control of the puck. it was bouncing around in front of him the whole time. ref fucked up.
>>74130064
the only correct answer is 'the cannon'.
>Dubinsky gets 1.
+/- 0. Let the butthurt flow through you..
>>74130155
literally this
the call was because the ref "lost sight of the puck"
total bullshit desu
>>74130085
noooo
>laffs prospects actually panning out
guys how do we stop this, idk if i could handle that amount of shitposting
>>74130250
Just let Toronto be Toronto, they will sort themselves out
>>74130250
most of the shit here is shitposting already, so you must have built a tolerance by now
>tfw no pens/flames thread
Has Fleury been demoted to #2 brehs?
>>74130155
I believe that but like I said it was a bad call, not a bad rule.
Bad calls happen all the time, that doesn't mean elbowing or charging are bad rules.
>>74130283
Doesn't matter. He'll be demoted to #1 on the Golden Knights.
>>74130283
>Flems
No Flim Flam fans here, they're all on the CP forums(I'm being serious, that's what they call the forum they use)
>>74130300
yeah but they are pedos as well
>>74130300
I'm assuming that the C stands for Calgary, but what does the P stands for?
>>74130308
Puck
>>74130300
I don't frequent this board outside of gametime hours, what are you talking about?
>>74130299
>floory will spend the rest of his career in mediocrity
i like this
>>74130250
Laffs getting the Stan Lee in 2019
Followed by Boilers in 2020
>>74130250
>
there is far more >laffs shitposting than there is from leafs fans
the worst shitposting fanbases in /hoc/ this season so far are blowjackets, mild and team mongol supporting their busts
>>74130318
>Calgary Puck forums
Wew. Calling it Child Porn forums would be less shameful at this point.
>>74130299
>>74130323
But then who will carry the soul patch torch?
>>74130343
youre mom
>>74130319
There are literally never any Flem fans here, ever. Why? They're all circlejerking at Calgary Puck forums which they call CP endearingly
if shittsburgh unironically keeps murray over fleury theyre way more reddit than i thought (and they even have le goofy hotdog man xDDDD)
murray is ward 2.0
>>74130353
delete this
>>74130350
>google "Calgary puck forum"
>"this sight might harm your computer"
>>74130350
I've been posting here since 2013 and don't recall there ever being a season where there were actually flim flams fans here
>Condon regressing with every passing game
>Hammond looking shaky as fuck in his return
Andy plz come back.
>>74127491
((((Estimates))))
>>74130326
>the worst shitposting fanbases in /hoc/ this season so far are blowjackets, mild and team mongol supporting their busts
hey I support our busts every year
>>74130379
Sight fuck me
>>74130300
>no one wants to talk about team
There's like nothing worth talking about that isn't just "well this shit ain't panned out right" and it's not worth the time to sit here and whine >tfw every single game
>>74130392
meme team getting memed on
>>74130396
numbers and trends dont lie :)
>>74130388
I think I've seen a britbong that liked them?
That really fucked me up because I live in Calgary and I don't cheer for them but this limey across the pond does???
>>74130400
You mean Tampon Bay, mild, detoilet and edmemeton
why the fuck is /hoc/ moving so fast all of the sudden? you all are missing my posts and not giving me my rightful (You)s
>>74130430
It's literally because of me
>>74130429
>he dislikes the wings
casual detected
at least they know their team is shit
>>74130430
here you go, a free (You)
>>74130425
yeah there's a scotsman that likes flams and breaheed clan
>>74130429
*Dedmonton
>>74130400
Finland is the best at supporting busts
>>74130480
we have plenty of experience from international tournaments
>>74130425
There is that one token britbong but I mean I haven't seen a dedicated contingent like there is for the other canadian teams
well except for the snes, they're also pretty fan-less
>>74130472
I don't know what that second part is. Is it a hockey term?
>>74130503
>>74130425
One Bong is a Flim Flamer and the other is a Shorks fan, I think.
>McKenzie giving only 25% chance of NHL going to Olympics
FUCK BETTMAN
THE MELKMAN COMETH
>Crosby could become the fastest player to reach 1000 points
The hype train has left the station
Requesting the flim flam scooter image
People unironically want the Islanders to move to hartford, the city with nothing but criminals, the city who couldn't even keep the fkn canes
I'm pissed
>mfw internet is shitting itself and stream keeps buffering
>>74130541
>preferring the IOC to Bettman
lmao
>>74130545
Fastest since Ovie?
>>74130521
correct
>>74130541
we knew the NHL wasn't going as soon as they unveiled the world cup of hockey.
people who bitch about it being in korea are just looking for excuses, considering 98 was in Japan, and 2006 was in Italy
>>74130557
Islanders are moving to Seattle m8
>>74130541
Why can't they move the season start with a couple of weeks? Or cancel the pre-season?
The more international exposure Hockey gets, the better
Matt Murray looks so low of confidence all the time
He probably makes all those acne threads on /b/
I literally cannot comprehend how the Islels have such bad attendance
>inb4 barclays
>jests
>>74130574
Faster than Jagr
>>74130583
>you seriously think bettman will approve relocation
lol
>>74130600
because the rangers
>Bennett attempting to hit Crosby and he just bounces right off
kek what a weak faggot
>>74130583
Oh so the city with no arena and a bunch of hipsters who will be bored with hockey after one season
>>74130588
It's not just the season getting compressed that the owners and league bitch about. Both the NHL and IOC are notorious Jews so both sides want the other to pay for the cost of NHL participation in the Olympics, plus the league and owners don't want their players getting injured during international play.
This shit will probably spark our next lockout since the players really want to play. We're overdue for a lockout.
>>74130574
ppg you ugly mongol bitch
kys cuck
>>74130588
because jew owners
>>74130624
>seattle
>sports
seattle has zero interest in a sports team
there are only a handful of places where an NHL team can succeed and seattle isn't one of them.
blame the local liberal government and the shit stain the city became
>>74130630
Mongols get triggered as fuck by any mention of how good Crosby is
>>74130630
wew you sound pretty mad friend
>>74130583
O M A H A
>>74130541
They're bluffing trying to force the players to extend the CBA. The olympics is literally the only thing they can try to squeeze with.
The players will be at the olympics you can screencap this.
>>74130630
Points per game or power play goals? What kind of an arguement are you trying to make here? I know Sid has less games played but it has taken him longer to reach 1000p regardless. Also I see that you're quick to make baseless assumptions of me and going straight to ad hominems. Please think before you post.
>>74130583
no tbf (to be frank)
seattle is not a good hockey market, or even a good sports market. on the other hand quebec would print fat wads of cache instantly
the granlund point streak is still active, right?
>>74130628
>>74130646
for fuck sake
That means another "World meme cup" replacing the olympics?
Greed over passion and exposure, perfect
>islanders relocate to quebec but bettman uses the extra money to prop up carolina, florida and arizona
would you be OK with this?
>Derrick ''miss wide from the crease'' Brassard
>Sid is better because he has better points per game
>ignoring that he is an injury prone little bitch
>>74130628
IIHF already agreed to pay for injuries. They're just trying to extend the CBA by making the players afraid and only make the decision to allow it last second.
>>74130707
It won't, but at least it exists. If the IIHF WC was the only international tournament it would suck a lot more.
I hope the pens don't play this bad when they come to Calgary
I don't want to get made fun of again wearing my Crosby jersey :'(
>>74130694
>The Flems traded away Baertschi and Granlund
>Both have 13 goals
>Flems need depth
>Got swindled by Benning
Lol
i know this has nothing to do with the thread, but im trying to look for a good sports betting website that excepts us customers, and i can bet on the european elections coming up.
How can there be 11 games on tonight, but only one has good teams playing?
Ana
vs
NYR
Then tomorrow has just 1 game, and it's good.
Chi
vs
Min
>>74130750
>meme vs meme
>good
>>74130750
>Ana
Thought I was in /owg/ for a second there
>>74130766
Memememememememememe
>>74130737
Nah, those are your typical shit players getting more ice time than they should, and as a result, more goals/points, because they play on a shit team. Notice how Vanpooper is doing worse than Calgary.
>>74130766
>posting on /hoc/
>not enjoying meme vs meme
>>74130737
older brother granlund though
>>74130750
>Good teams
>NYR
plz
They're as inconsistent as can be
fuck finland
fuck mongols
>>74130748
anyone
>>74130707
well, I would say it's very likely that the world cup replaces it once or twice. fans don't like the World Cup of Hockey and the international players won't either. This all could be Adidas trying to fuck over Nike but I dunno.
>>74130726
no, owners just don't want to go to olympics.
players get fucked big time by the CBA and so do the teams. It's pretty retarded in all honesty.
>>74130737
Wrong granlund Chong, he's talking about the one in minny
>>74130770
When's the last time one of those happened
>>74130766
>rags
>good
>>74130790
>and so do the teams
No it allows them to pay the players less, that's good for them
ffs jets
>>74130766
Better than watching an irrelevant team take on a relevant team.
I'm guessing the NHL schedulers decided to lump all the shit at once right around the Superbowl to have the least amount of fallout (everybodies attention still towards NFL).
>tfw can't look at these yellow jerseys without thinking about the shorthanded overtime breakaway goal
>>74130800
I mean from /vg/
Does /owg/ mean something here too
eat poop hongcouver
>>74130776
Barely. And Vancouver is supposed to be way worse
Wait why did tampon gay and the ruins give up on Connolly?
>>74130810
yes but the CBA strangles teams ability to make trades and sign free agents.
also, the teams have to support (through revenue sharing) the money pits of arizona and new york.
>>74130814
more like the WINNIPEG MEHS am i rite :DD
>>74130825
Orson Wells general
>>74130786
Still beter than Buf, Car, Cgy, Dal, Ott, StL, Det, LA, Tampa, Van; which literally covers every game except Ana vs Ny.
>ottawa arena playing room to breathe
nice music choice. shame about your hockey team
>>74130844
you think the new CBA would just abolish those? it wouldn't. players want a new one more than the teams do.
>>74130844
They don't give a shit about trades if it means they get to pocket more HRR.
Fans are most screwed by lack of moves.
>>74130853
I should know that name but I cannot place it. Please explain?
>>74130841
Why? Maybe Calgary should be slighty better, which they are, but not "way" better. Calgary is still young and is depending far too much on an overrated manlet to lead their offense. Their defense is highly overrated as well, and once Giordano is gone, it will collapse.
will buffalo ever be a contender
>>74130877
the guy who wrote 1984 thinks you're a faggot
>>74130877
This guy
>>74130893
""""""""""""""""""""no""""""""""""""""""""
>>74130893
They were in 2006 and 1999 lolol
>it's another ''Stone makes elite passes but his teammates can't finish'' episode
>>74130892
Do they still rate Wideman?
>>74130893
'no'
>>74130917
>btfo by the sunbelt every time
i wish i could have been in buffalel to see the mass suicide
>>74130908
>>74130911
Hivemind
Also, thanks I guess
>>74130908
>>74130911
/hoc/ truly is the harbringer of memes.
>>74130924
>mike hoffman firing that wide open one-timer 3 miles wide
wew lad
>>74130862
This.
The more rights the players get, the worse the game becomes from a fans point of view.
>Vancouver Giants tickets: $99
>Boston Bruins tickets: $99 plus you get a free ski lift ticket
>reminder that some hockey """""analysts""""" predicted a Stars/Bolts final
>>74130908
That is some tasty bait since i could believe youre retarded enough to mix them up.
i'm farting like a madman
>>74130927
Wideman is decent enough as a bottom pairing dman, that gives your team some depth in the top 4 in case of injury. But he gets paid far too much. Hamilton and Brodie are the overrated shits.
>>74130971
kek
>>74130971
I honestly thought the bolts would make it fairly far
Stamkos injury amongst other things really got to them
>>74130978
slut
>>74130968
>Vancouver Giants tickets: $99
Who the fuck would pay that much to watch WHL?
why are we so shit?
>>74130978
eat better you stinky mongrel
>>74131039
drafted too many busts
>>74130789
pls
>>74131028
turns out that's a white spot family pak.... i just focused on "vancouver giants" and "starting at $99"
>tfw i regularly forget stamkek exists
LMAO
>>74131051
Like Dark Web stuff?
>gets points from secondary assists and leftovers
>eats trash and other leftover
hmmmmmmmmm
>>74131042
i just ate chicken with salad, should be nothing wrong with that
>stars/laffs with backup is only 1-0
what the fuck is this
>>74131039
Could be worse
Slowly improving though
Keep the prospects, and add a proper goalie
.. and some defense
or
Because you changed logo
>>74131039
my guess is it's similar to how america giving free food to africa causes african farms to go out of business and cause starvation to get even worse
like they know they don't have to succeed, they'll still get bankrolled by the taxpayers and the league, so they put in a halfassed effort, and cash the support payment cheques, and have no motivation to improve
>>74130968
Imagine working a 9-to-5 job
Spending that hard earned cash on a 99 dollar ticket, just to be let down and disappointed; greeted by rioting chinks as you exit the arena
Fucking hell I'd hate living in Vancouver
>>74131061
no just sports betting in general i want to make money off the french or german election.
>>74131068
was it a woman """salad""" with cheese and dressing?
>>74130748
I have no clue about US customers but unibet is one of the biggest and trusted sites that offers very good odds and also has tons of meme bets like "will lady gaga mention trump during the half-time" etc.
>>74131125
lettuce, cucumber, tomato, olive oil, red wine vinegar, salt and pepper
>>74131141
does sitting on a wall singing "this land is your land" count?
honestly intrigued if they had to pay out for that, i think they should
>>74130748
>>74131141
I put the equilivant of 20 US dollars on Trump to win the election, got back 10.50 times my bet
That was on Unibet
>>74131151
would eat/5
I like the same with some (real) feta cheese mixed in.
>>74131058
who
please post all of your pens and habs memes, i need to start a folder so i can level up my shitposting
here's the only pic i have
>>74131099
>your local team is the welfare nigger of the NHL
>finishing under .500 in all four major pro sports leagues
the "state" of arizona
just kill me now
>>74131156
>anti-fascist song
>having anything to do with trump
think again bucko
>>74131156
I didn't bet on it but I'm pretty sure it was "by name".
>>74131172
>hasbs
>>74131159
>>74131141
uni bet doesnt support the usa but my us address work do you guys have anything else
>j3st
REEEEEEEEE JESTS
GRABNER BY THE PUSSY
oh shit are you guys seeing this $3 spicy chicken burger from Wendy's commercial?
that's a good deal
>>74131174
maybe they should make the cardinals play hockey instead, couldn't be much worse
FINALLY A PPG
>>74131202
betsson, betsafe and paf are the only ones I'm aware of but the thing is I only use EU sites (because no taxes) and it might be exactly what you don't want.
>canucks player gets btfo with a concussion
>canucks twitter update about it is emojis
>>74131259
social media was a mistake
SCAAAAAAAR
>>74131259
Only worthwhile NHL twitter account is is the jackets
i want to die
Wtf
Who's Marcus Sorensen? from the shorks?
>>74131265
>>74131259
what the fuck do they even mean?
>>74131289
A swede ;^)
>>74131287
There's two reasons the canes are still around
1.
The Stan lee around a decade ago
2.
Bettmans refusal to admit the sunbelt is a shit/tough market for hokkei
>>74131259
Who got btfo?
>>74131297
Trying to copy the Ghostbear meme I think, but it seems forced
>>74131287
if you do it quick you won't have to see the fifth goal
>>74131319
what does the cheese mean?
>>74131297
This makes me sick.
>that
>hooking
the refpuck is real
>Price on suicide watch
Imagine allowing 2 goals from the avs in less than 3 minutes?
Dub > Price
>>74131297
absolutely 100% lit senpai ok ok ok thumbs up thumbs up
>>74131287
Sorry bud. I wish it was you instead of the blowjackets and pongs with >us at the top. Southleast never 4get.
>>74131297
Canucks fans use Bear-Cheese as a stand in for Baertschi(pronounced Bear-Chee), the head bandaged is a concussion
>>74131325
Baertschi = bear cheese
>>74131297
Bear cheese concussion
What's so hard to understand?
>>74131356
>>74131353
>>74131297
reddit was a fucking mistake
>>74131362
the internet was a mistake
>habs are gonna lose to a team that literally has less than HALF their points
I'm trying not to get carried away bur given >our garbage offense lately I'm not getting my hopes up
>>74131365
It allowed you to freely communicate with fellow americans, leafs and snow niggers though
>>74131353
>>74131259
>>74131297
>>74131376
not worth it
REMEMBER THIS LOL?
REFPUCK
>>74131376
yeah but think of all the stuff we could be doing instead of shitposting
>>74131389
OFFSEASON ONLY
DELET
>>74131376
MISTAKE.
Fuck Connolly is going to price himself out of DC this Summer isnt he?
>Shorks choking
>>74131396
I used to spend 16 hours a day on the internet. Now I just watch hockey and shitpost during it. My life quality has improved a lot. Read a lot of books and gone to the gym regularly. I recommend it and it's surprising how you don't miss the shitposting at all if you just don't come here.
>>74131417
There is a witch in Buffalo that cursed them
what team will you be glad to see become shit again?
>>74131417
>refs doing everything in their power to give this to buffalel
>choking
>>74131423
>16 hours a day on the internet
jesus that's depressing
>>74131438
chicago and pittsburgh
IT WAS 2-0
>>74131438
Blackhawks
I N C O N C L U S I V E
>>74131438
it's already happening but hawks.
and montreal
>>74131443
I gave away my television years ago so what else is there to do at home?
I N C O N C L U S I V E
>>74131417
nothing new
this is bullshit desu
>>74131438
Shittsburgh. Those arrogant rust belt inbreds needs some sports suffering.
>>74131477
True
>>74131491
>>74131491
>>74131491
Habs vs Avs
>shorks can't exorcise their demons
W E W
>>74131438
chicago and pittsburgh
>>74131438
i'd say columbus but they're already shit again
>>74131438
Vancouver
>>74131519
They've been shit since 2013-14
does carolina not believe in the playoffd anymore? really makes me think
>Shorks
is it just me or has minnesota been giving ridiculous contracts after a decade of being used to "we can pay anything we have lots of cap space"?
I get the "superstars" but are pominville, spurgeon, scandella and dubnyk worth the money?
>>74131544
playoffs are a distraction from the draft lottery
Why don't hockey players use the boards more to make creative plays? When I'm playing NHL on PS4 I'm constantly throwing saucer passes off the boards to make plays or get past defenders.
>shorks
>>74131544
Caps have been doing this to everyone, but Lack let a few softies tonight.
>>74131562
they do sometimes
>>74131539
I know...fuck kippers
>>74131544
they are playing the Caps
aside from a few games of "oh, right, hockey" they are killing everyone and everything. What Carolina believes is irrelevant.
>>74131560
Pomminville no
Spurgeon yes
Scandella debatable
Dubnyk yes for now
>>74131562
>why aren't real life sports like vidya?
C'mon there Jussi
>Sens allowing 7 unanswered goals in the span of two games
The mediocrity is settling back in at last.
pongs/flams in OT now boys
JETS COMEBACK
>>74131562
I'm guessing because the boards are too inconsistent. On PS4 they probably work the same every night in every city.
>>74131560
>Parise contract
Holy shit I forgot about that, needed a good laugh thanks.
>>74131584
ok I know they are good players from having watched a lot of the wild a few years ago but are they 5 million good is what I'm really asking.
>for now
exactly. has he been established enough for a 5 year contract?
I know he's been good this season
The pongs are really bad at 3x3
Why is Laine not playing?
>>74131616
pretty ironic desu
>it was 4-1
>shorks
>>74131622
Maybe he got benched LEL
>reffalo
>>74131604
Look at how much some abysmal goalers are paid.
>>74131597
it made sense when they made it. I watched all wild games that season and he was the spirit and hustle of the team. though I guess it was known he was injury prone back then too but wild DESPERATELY needed scoring.
>shorks eternally spooked by buffalel
>>74131635
What did he do?
>>74131648
nothing, that's the point
>>74131643
I think it was also right before the lockout and the new CBA made both his and Suter's contracts much worse.
>>74131616
>taking a penalty in OT
is this the end of pongs refpuck?
Any Canucks fans here?
Is that tryamkin kid good?
Sad about Rick Nash. His goal total isn't awful but he's lost a gear or two after those injury problems he had last year.
STRAWPOLL BABY http://www.strawpoll.me/12293023
>>74131664
Also the end of the "flim flams get refpucked" meme
>>74131643
The length never made sense even at the time. 7.5 caphit until he's 40.
>shorks
>>74131673
I voted and it says 0 votes you're shit at making polls desu
>>74131667
yeah, the guy is for real. took him a while to get into gear since he was fat as fuck when he showed up to training camp, but he's really come around. decent skater for a big guy
>SHARTS
AYYYYYYYYYYYYY LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>74131667
He's improved a lot more than everyone expected this year, 2bh.
I can't believe how hard the Sharks just got memed
>>74131682
the lenght made sense because they needed parise so badly. no one expected him to be good at 40, but they couldn't exactly pay him 12 mil a year either.
fuck this game
above all else shark's should have had 5 goals anyway
Isn't Buffalo the Shorks kryptonite or something.
>>74131699
>>74131692
>>74131702
what happened
>>74131702
come on lad, the shorks didn't deserve to win and we both know it
pongs/flams going into a shootout lads
>>74131716
>4-1
>pull a laffs
>4-5 in ot
>to buffalo
>>74131716
Blew a 4-1 lead
>>74131720
m8 the refs literally gave the game to buffalo
>intent to blow on first goal
>inconclusive on an offside goal
>>74131730
>>74131731
LMAO
>blowing a 4-1 lead to buffalo
>>74131673
Who's the battery throwers
Why doesn't Boucher keep Stone on the ice for 60 minutes? Seems like the only times this team is the offensive is when number 61 is there.
>>74131739
the philly cheese steaks
>mfw the Sabres have only just begun
>>74131739
really
>sending bill out as the first shooter in the shootout
i can't remember the last time i've watched one of the teams i cheer for win...
>>74131701
Nah, not worth it. Overpaid and way too much term for a "hometown boy". Cant wait to see how 39 Parise performs when hes still eating that much cap. Doubt he even gets close to 30 goals again.
>>74131728
and it's over :(
>tfw your team can't play the shorks every game
>>74131770
>one of the teams i cheer for
Karma you dumb leaf
>>74131770
I can't remember the last time I've watched the team I cheer for score a goal...
>>74131779
just get the same refs again lad
>>74131773
obviously they didn't expect him to be worth 7 million at age 40. they wanted to bring up the contract total but spread it out even if he was good only for the first 6 years or whatever.
with the way his injuries worked out obviously it was a shit deal but had he been constantly keeping up his pace from the time the deal was made even until age ~35 it would've been worth it. but like I said it was known he had issues with his foot so it is questionable.
>>74131804
What about the last 16 losses?
>>74131786
Well at least we witnessed Hammonds last ever performance in the NHL
>>74131806
They can buy him out with ease though, his contract has no more signing bonuses
>>74131079
It's the logo.
Old logo was best logo
>>74131806
The contract also got shittier with the new CBA
bona fide beat down in ottawa
who /snes/ here, i want to laugh at you
>>74131850
Boos fan here and its great. Too bad I can't watch the game right now though.
>>74131673
>projecting your homosexuality
Nice try grandpa
>>74131818
iirc didn't you lose the last game?
>>74131849
They have an out with buyouts now
>>74131829
>>74131870
how exactly does that work out? 50% hit?
>>74131866
oh man you're missing a good one. steen-statsny-tarasenko is clicking tonight
>>74131850
GET RID OF RYAN AND KELLY
>>74131876
https://www.capfriendly.com/buyout_calculator/zach-parise
hello, i would like a sport where the outcome is entirely decided by the bias of the officials
is this the semen slurping sport for me?
>>74131883
ITS 6-0
>ITS 6-0
ITS 6-0
>ITS 6-0
ITS 6-0
>ITS 6-0
>>74131850
Go ahead. Being a fan of this meme team made me numb to humiliation.
>tfw 10 unanswered goals against
At least it isn't in the same game. I can't imagine how that'd feel.
RIP. Sens have given up.
>>74131878
I'll try watching it again anyway but last time every time they scored i missed it because of buffering. Fuck my internet.
>>74131893
Thank you Donny
>>74131786
I'm an Avs fan I don't want to fucking hear about it
>>74131869
>mfw Sabres are 26-6-2-4(T) against the Sharks
Yep all refs lmao
>>74131897
Ryan, Lazar and White for Duchene or Landeskog
>>74131891
Yeah find out whos riding a high penalty differential this year and youll love the refs.
>>74131897
feels good man
USE THE GAMETHREADS YOU AUTISTS
I GO TO TAKE A SOUTH AFRICA AND THERES 100 NEW POSTS ABOUT DUMB SHIT
FUCK OFF
>>74131916
didn't say that m8
however please explain
>>74131891
>>74131891
>>74131891
>>74131931
no thanks retard
>playing Hammond to increase his trade value
>tfw it backfires
everyone not watching the mild game just missed the meme call of the evening
>>74130421
Hmmm.... Really makes you think....
>>74131988
>Random graphic vs pew researched graphic
tfw pongs grab a cheeky point
>>74131931
no gamethreads is this years /hoc/ meme
>Bishop gets a shutout
What is this?
Also, Bolts losing streak coming up?
>>74131885
how the fuck...
I feel bad for them.
>>74131935
Refs whistle stops the play
They whistle when they can't see it.
Should that have been a goal? Yeah
Was the the sole reason San Jose lost? no it wasn't
One moment has never dictated an entire game.
There could have been 20 more shots that went in if the puck was an inch higher.
Also lastly don't act like this has NEVER happened cause it has it happens on both sides
>>74132003
Well...
Hey, at least Karlsson picked up an assist tonight eh boys?
>Vezina, Conn Smythe and cup incoming
LMAO DETOILET FANS THROWING STUFF ONTO THE ICE LMAO
>>74132041
REFPUCK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>74131560
Spurgeon and Dubnyk are good
Scandella's is not the best but at least the mild don't have to worry about their D.
>>74132112
>Dubnyk
>good
wew lad
bump for autosage
>rags
>>74132129
check his stats bud
>>74132129
lmao what
>>74132175
I could put up those numbers behind that D
>>74132202
Tell that to Kuemper
>>74132202
sure thing kiddo
>>74132041
>Was the the sole reason San Jose lost? no it wasn't
you're right there was also an """"inconclusive"""" no goal :^)
>>74132202
if that were the case then kuemper's numbers would be stellar as wlel, but they're not
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