Is there a better looking sports team in the world? No.
>Not a single Nigger
Finally a team I can identify with!
>>74126313
whitest and best looking team in NFL super bowl history
ayyyyy
How do they all look like models?!?! wtf
damn, only Eric Decker is a sexier nfl player
>tfw white
>tfw uggo
>>74126313
The squadra azurra, every other guy is a part time model.
No homo though
Mark Sanchez is better looking than all of them
I hate the Patriots but damn, they are God's team
>>74126832
you got that right buddy
>Whites keep winning
COLONIZED the NFL
>>74126313
>Irishmen, Poles, Jews, and Italians being this attractive
Strange desu.
Even their rookies are 10/10
>>74126832
>>74126912
Based Sanchez
>>74126313
>objectively attractive men
>none are brown
really make me ponder
>>74126313
The real question is whether there a sport with a gayer audience.
Real Madrid?
>>74126912
this is pre butt fumble
you can tell because it looks like he still has some humanity left
>>74127252
You'd know wouldn't you?
>>74126793
Yeah, this, and like every single year. Fucking master race.
>>74127252
Whatever you watch.
>>74126560
It's what happens when you're a healthy weight. Sub 10% bodyfat.
All it takes is a little stubble after that
Garropolo
Brady
Amendola
Hogan
Edelman
Gronk
Bill is the best looking guy on the team.
Just look at this guy
>>74126313
>kraft literally only drafts good looking QBs
lel
>>74126975
>buenos aires was an inside job
Goats
>>74126313
Madrid, maybe?
Like half their players are essentially turned into male models within a year of signing, because Florentino wants that marketing money.
>>74126975
>hogan
>rookie
>>74126832
>>74126912
>>74126984
Remember when Mark Sanchez was a big NY celeb and was banging Kate Upton? Feels like a lifetime ago...
Also, imagine if Brady/Manning/Brees, or, god forbid, Tebow, was the starter for a successful Jets team. The level of celebrity they'd have....
Also, I'm personally a big Sanchez fan, even though he's gone off the rails. My dad (latino dude) was inspired by the way Sanchez's dad allegedly trained him to play football and study at the same time, making him shout math answers and shit before making a throw. Really cool idea.
>play as many good-looking white guys as possible
>win 5 superb owls
really makes you think
>>74126560
>diet
>exercise
>good head of hair
>jawline
>half beard
Literally every attractive white man.
>>74126560
Honestly, it's not hard for a man to "look like a model". You just need to be in good shape. Even bald guys can be "good-looking" if they're ripped enough (look at Brian Urlacher back when he played for the Bears).
The bar for dudes to be good-looking is pretty low, just don't be a manlet and work out a lot.
>>74126313
Gronk is objectively ugly though.
>>74133648
Very.
>>74127753
>that arm hair
It's like he's wearing two sweaters
>>74132980
Lel I just looked up Urlacher after reading this post
go check out his new look
>>74133700
Yeah, I saw that. Dude has hair now, looks like a high school chemistry teacher. Possibly the only man on earth I've ever seen who looks worse with hair.
>>74132734
Nah. Only Cristiano (he puts so much efforts in it) and Isco are truly good looking. Ramos, RodrÃguez and Morata don't look that bad either, if you some more.
Italian teams usually have handsome playes.
>>74133763
>if want some more
>handsome players
Fixing.
>>74126313
I think you're all forgetting someone.
>>74126313
> tfw 22 years old and cant grow a decent beard
when will my time come lads?
>>74126832
go back to yucatan pls
>>74137297
I think that train has passed buddy. You'll be alright.
>>74132752
Maybe he means as in Hogan was a Patriots "rookie" as in his first season with the team.
Otherwise, he's just a retard.
>>74127753
Holy fuck. Is that Robin Williams?
>>74127567
>>74127655
Your comebacks were so fucking lame and gay I had to wait a day to respond to them.
>>74140966
you're lame
>>74126313
2015 Dortmund tbqh
>>74126313
how do i perfect the daily stubble if my facial hair doesnt grow fast?
like if i shave, it takes days for stubble to appear
>>74141978
Fuck if I know, my stubble grows back like a day after I shave so I've just given up on doing it every day.
>>74128324
Explain this then
they had this suave gentleman too
>>74142101
He's not the ugliest black guy I've seen.
>>74126832
not dirty sanchez!?
>>74127681
healthy weight + thick neck
pencil necks still look awful
>>74126313
>I'm a homo.
Whatever gets you off, bro.
>>74132817
Tom's hair is receding pretty badly, actually.
>>74144594
And has that stopped him? Bitches swoon after Brady and I've never heard a woman say "Well his hair is receding, so I'm not fucking him"
>>74133648
Mushy faced motherfucker
>>74133648
>>74149093
He's 6'7" which makes him objectively attractive
>>74147359
That wasn't the argument.
Your team doesn't even have matching haircuts, get on our early 2000s level.
>>74142101
he'll be traded soon
WHITE POWER
WHITE POWER.
>tfw ugly and autistic
>>74149786
What the hell was going on back then? Felt like half the world had a buzzcut.
>>74151933
>>74151948
it looks so right
welcome to the future of the nfl
Should Patriots be my team?
Hogan and Long could be added in the list
>>74154666
Are you white?
>>74149400
t. lanklet
>>74154645
Do you think it might be because white players are easier to coach? New England might be onto something here.
>>74154845
its because whites are equally skilled but undervalued due to racism, so theyre cheaper labor
>>74149786
>Harte
>>74126313
yes
>>74126608
This guy knows.
>>74126313
>>74126313
TOM BRADY A UGLY NIGGA THE MOST BASIC WHIT BOI AT AN INSURANCE AGENGCY JUST TRYING TO GET BY AFTER STARTING
Team?
There's 6 people in that picture lol.
>>74144594
He got hair plugs though so he'll never actually go bald.
>>74154845
>>74154934