/epl/: no one can stop chelsea episode

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1st for chile

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Buying meme players comes with a price

>>74124280
>chile
disgusting ever since I seen that chileanparenting webm

Hazard will flop the moment he joins Madrid/Bayern.

why on earth would any big name player move to france or china

the leagues are utter wank, you do nothing for your name or reputation.

>>74124270
>if your club is shit, then deal with it, artificially inflating it with money, won't make it less shitty
Yes, it will. That's how football works. Those with money win.

I don't see why it's 'artificial'. Are the Sky and BT deals artificial too?

I'm a customer, btw. Oh, I guess my club is shit.

>>74124296
C R A Z Y

G
O
A
L
S

>>74124296
>that hentai doujin tier translation

>>74124308
Footballers aren't autistic fans on /sp/. A lot just want money and don't care about prestige.

>>74124296
That font is atrocious.

>>74124308
You get paid lots to play under zero pressure.

>>74124315
Meant handwriting

>>74124314
those footballers are fucking retarded then

you should want to win the best trophies

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>>74124280
>Alexis loves his dogs so much he has their names engraved on his boots
Top lad

>>74124307
this. he doesn't have the required mentality to triumph at the highest level, he must stay in his confort zone at Chelsea and continue with his good season/bad season career.

Real Madrid can be harsh to spoiled brats

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>de gay

>>74122708
Based Brenny

How do we stop Jesus?

Oscar debut goal:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qbmm1YvCPjc

>>74124341
Crucifixion worked for 3 days

>>74124320
When a lot of kids see footballers these days they don't think, 'I want to be the one lifting that cup'. They think, 'I want to be the one driving that flash car with the designer trainers'.

>>74124334
Brenny was given the top striker in the world, a fit Sturridge and an in-form Sterling and he still fucked it uo

>>74124347
His first touch in the box wasn't that good when he was at Chelsea.

>>74124341
allah finds a way

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/feb/07/huddersfield-ban-man-stadium-turkey-flag-incident-against-leeds

Don't see the harm desu, just flag innit, maybe the guy had been on holiday in Turkey and really liked the place.

>>74124341
>moyes and his 84 crosses

>>74124341
Call the romans

Sanchez to City, when?

>>74124354
>given
Brenny bought Sturridge while Chelshit wasted him on the wing and brought Sterling out of the youth squad.

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>>74124361

>>74124352
Yes, they're called niggers.

>>74124373
They were never that good tbf. Sturrige was a strong dribbler who could get into positions, but Suarez carried him. Sterling was always a pacebabby and was again, carried by whitey.

>>74124308
the ligue 1 is more competitive than the prem

>>74124395
Then Rodger's deserves even more credit for making the pacenig a 50 million purchase.

>>74124403
no it isnt don't kid yourself

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>City bring in new striker who plays great in his first few games
>City immediately try to get rid of experienced striker who has played well for several seasons

how short-sighted can they be? Jesus has played 3 games I think.

>>74124410
Right now it definitely is
I might sneak a cheeky twenty on Monaco BTFOing City

>>74124410
Monaco is going to shit on City, same for Sainté with United

>>74124395
Sturrige was pretty decent when Suarez was banned

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>chileans

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>>74124449
this is best country in south america

Jesse Lingard has 3 England caps

Bertrand won the Champion's league

Tom Cleverley has a Premier League winners medal

Gerrard won the Premier....

Oh wait!

>>74124500
Cleverley was a very decent utility player for United, what's the joke?

>>74124511
I just wanted to fit in :(

>>74124511
quiet paki

>>74124511
>very decent utility player for United
Under Fergie. Moyes thought he was 1st XI material

>>74124410
>Chelsea 9 points ahead

>>74124504
LOL

>>74124341
Wait until the jews betray him

Apparently Memepiss Depay has been pure shit at Lyon so far

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/memphis-depays-struggles-continue-hes-9768863

>>74124597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alrVAiXEr_k

>>74124597
Never fall for the Eredivisie meme lads. Sure you might find a Suarez, but the risks are too high.

>>74124618
Suarez was the last top scorer in the Eredivisie to stay at the club for the start of the next season

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What did he mean by this?

>>74124418
It's paper talk you idiot

>>74124651
I just don't understand. /sp/ INSISTED that Pep had won the title 6 games in, all the la liga and bundesliga fans were smugly proclaiming how you can't stop the GOAT manager. I just..I just don't understand.

>>74124651
Um excuse me pal but I'm pretty sure Man City won the league in September.

>>74124635
Kaboré plays whatever in club football but turns into Xavi when playing with his NT

>>74124675
>>74124686
of course brits are going to talk about Pep losing a few games here and there (explained by the fact that his squad is mediocre) when it reinforces the narrative that the prem is the best league in europe

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>>74124660
sorry

>>74124699
Poop spunked a lot of money and is already out the title race, utterly tragic

>>74124699
I know right it's not like Pep spent £150m on this mediocre squad or anything (the same mediocre squad that had De Bruyne, Aguero and Silva).

>>74124699
He has at worst the second best squad in the league

>>74124705
>thinking chelsea won't bottle it
>thinking Conte won't take a bung (again) to lose

>>74124729
Famous defenders those

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Anyone else remember that time Eddie Howe appeared on Mock the Week?

>>74124743
Yeah they needed reinforcing. Good thing Pep bought Stones and Bravo eh.

>>74124744
lyl

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What I want to know is how Conte can play a back 3 with David fucking Luiz in the middle and have it work, my mind is fucking blown.

>>74124699
>le ebin french pep apologist

>>74124743
And the dumb fraud bought two shitters

>>74124754
Luiz was always a capable defender but a mental midget. Conte can motivate him

>>74124754
Turns out that a stopper who also pushes up in attack to play the ball works in the middle of a 3

We've only known this since the 70's!

>>74124754
Luiz is underrated, but it does help when you have Kante and Matic in midfield shielding that defence.

>>74124449
That look of death on the kids face

Arsenal and Tottenham have swapped places. Look at the fullbacks Tottenham have: Rose and Walker. Remind you of an Arsenal pair of fullbacks? That's right: Cole and Lauren. Look at their midfielders: Wanyama and Dembele. That's Vieira and Gilberto Silva all day long. And look at Arsenal today. Some weak Spanish cunt at LB and a bunch of weak cunts in midfield. Even their supposed hard man, Coquelin, is a weak cunt. Tell me, if you can, that Roy Keane wouldn't be saying today that Arsenal are the ones who are 'are nice and tidy but we’ll fucking do them'.

Conte's pre-match teamtalk on Saturday:
>Lads, it's Arsenal

Fuck Arsenal, the most pointless team in the league.

>>74124750
>yfw Valdes has more clean sheets than Bravo this season

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*walks toward Europa league*

>>74124802
The look of a fuckboii who's accepted selling his boypussy so he can live outside of poverty.

>>74124754
>you need to line up 2 additional defenders and kante so luiz can look like a good defender
oh wow, how completely unexpected

>>74124804
>Middlesbrough have the joint 4th least goals conceded (behind Chelsea, Spurs United and joint with Everton).

>>74124705
have NO idea why you mongs are the first to say that spending a lot of money and buying stars doesn't make a team good yet when this shows during the season it's used as an argument to mock the team

>>74124729
>De Bruyne, Aguero and Silva
the only good players (gundogan doesnt count since he's a crock)

>>74124731
Chelsea and probably Tottenham have better squads and even if they have weaknesses it's not as bad as with city because of the team's cohesion

nobody reply to him, he's clearly doing it for attention

>>74124804
>Middlesbus

>>74124803
>comparing Rose to Cole

w e w

>>74124836
>>74124804
To be fair they defend really well.

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>>74124805
>you now realise the branch in its mouth was once from the perch it sat on

>>74124925
They're just a very defensive team, they scored the least amount of goals in the league (19)

Imagine being a Middlesbrough fan. Imagine having to live in that shithole and having to watch that shit team.

>>74124951
worth it for the parmo

>>74124993
True, I had one once. Probably gave permanent damage to my heart but it was so satisfying after a night out.

>>74124951
Some teams try to defend a lot and fail to do so.

They really deserve some credit for their defensive record.

1. Chelsea [CL]
2. Tottenham Hotspur [CL]
3. Arsenal [CL]
4. Manchester City [CL playoff] [FA Cup]
5. Manchester United [CL via EL] [League Cup]
6. Liverpool [EL]
7. Everton [EL playoff]
8. West Bromwich Albion [EL playoff]
9. West Ham United
10. Bournemouth
11. Stoke City
12. Southampton
13. Watford
14. Burnley
15. Middlesbrough
16. Swansea City
17. Hull City
18. Leicester City [Relegated]
19. Sunderland [Relegated]
20. Crystal Palace [Relegated]

Newcastle, Brighton, and Huddersfield to be promoted

Screencap this

>>74125008
Arsenal are winning the CL?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wt-F1XxKpjU

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>3. Arsenal

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>>74125008
>3. Arsenal
>5. Manchester United [CL via EL]

>>74124280
>Alexis is obsessed with his Golden Retrievers
Respect for him just went way up.

>>74125020
No, that'd be Bayern Munich.

>>74125008
>no Leeds promotion

hmm

>>74125040
get a job m8, there's more to life than shitting on ManU on the internet

>>74125008
>tottenham higher than arsenal

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>>74124265

good op pic

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>>74125050
There's more to /sp/ than sperging at what other Anons post about

>people replying a fucking leaf

>>74125050
like what

>tfw I'm an actual professional football player
>tfw I'm higher than non-league
>tfw I shitpost on /sp/ instead of getting a gf

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>>74125050
>there's more to life than shitposting a slow 4chan board

don't remind me m8

>>74125072
>tfw you're bullshitting

>>74125072

League Two reserve keeper?

>>74125008
Celta Vigo or Villarreal are winning the EL though ^^

>>74124918
>show clear and simple arguments
>haha he's only doing it for attention
shut the fuck up

>>74125081
>tfw I'm actually not

If someone guessed who I was I'd be incredibly fucking surprised though.

>>74125085
Midfielder

1. Chelsea [CL]
2. Arsenal [CL]
3. Tottenham Hotspur [CL]
4. Manchester City [EL]
5. Manchester United [CL via EL] [League Cup]
6. Liverpool [EL]
7. Everton [EL playoff]
8. West Bromwich Albion [EL playoff]
9. West Ham United
10. Bournemouth
11. Stoke City
12. Southampton
13. Watford
14. Burnley
15. Middlesbrough
16. Swansea City
17. Sunderland
18. Leicester City [Relegated] [CL as winners]
19. Hull City [Relegated]
20. Crystal Palace [Relegated]

Fixed

>>74125103
>2. Arsenal

>>74125092
Matty please

This year is the year the St Totteringham's Day meme DIES.

>>74125063
>calling me the sperg

that's rich

post some stats and Conte pics whydontcha

>>74125069
bunda

>>74125103
Why do people expect Manure to win the EL?

>they're still making handegg threads

>>74125115
They said that last season. It didn't.

>>74125139
Spurs are much better this year though. And Arsenal are worse.

It's happening.

>>74125127
Why shouldn't they?

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>>74125118
Well I post what entertains me, most Anons do. Getting upset at what other people here are up to is a strange concept.

1. Chelsea
2. Tottenham
3. City
4. Everton :^)
5. Arsenal
6. Liverpool
7. Manure
18. Leicester
19. Boro
20. Palace

>>74125106
>hurr Arselel can only finish 4th

>>74125126
No Sevilla to hog it.

>>74125142
You're assuming Spuds don't falter at the tail end of the season. Which they do almost all the time.

>>74125148
um excuse me you missed 8-17

>>74125145
4chan's entire appeal is getting needlessly angry at other people, m8

helps that we're all mostly frustrated losers

>>74125159
fuck off and post more epic slippy G posts you pathetic cunt

>>74125159
i'm glad i'm not

>>74125008
>City winning FA Cup
>Manure winning anything
>Sunderland relegated
Wew.

>>74125103
>Hull relegated

>>74125157
2lazy
>>74125162
nah I retired after hull win, everyone posting them is shameless a copy cat
>>74125169
glad for you m8

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>>74125159
Entry level, lad. Being smug and condescending is where it's at.

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>>74125159
your sister looks good on cam today m8

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Wolves vs Newcastle programme cover

>>74124265
Who's this cutie?

>>74125196
my wife

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>>74125159
>getting angry because of stuff you see on the internet

>>74125185
I used to bask in the anger I caused but it got boring
>>74125186
my sister is a 6'4 druggy that'd make your dick shrivel with her gigantic shadow tbqh

>>74125207
rarely do, m8, but browse any fast board and you'll soon notice this trend

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>>74125181
>I retired
That's a milestone in /sp/'s history then. You've set impossibly high standards for future wannabe gimmickfags

>>74125103
>1. Chelsea [CLQ]
>2. Manchester United [CLQ] [League Cup] [FA Cup] [EL]
>3. Tottenham Hotspur [CLQ]
>4. Manchester City [CLP]
>5. Arsenal [ELQ]
>6. Everton [ELP]
>7. West Ham United[ELP]
>8. Liverpool
>9. West Bromwich Albion
>10. Bournemouth
>11. Stoke City
>12. Southampton
>13. Hull City
>14. Burnley
>15. Watford
>16. Middlesbrough
>17. Swansea City
>18. Leicester City [Relegated]
>19. Sunderland [Relegated]
>20. Crystal Palace [Relegated]

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>>74125191
This one is still the best.

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>>74124754

Meme magic, my friend. Thats all you need.

God bless you.

TALK ABOUT FOOTY. NOW

luiz has been their best defender

>>74125199
She's mine now.

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Bayern vs. Wolfsburg tonight, lads.

>>74125207
One does read a lot of stupid stuff on it, tbf.

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>>74125008
>>74125103
>>74125148
>>74125229
does anyone think Leicester WON'T go down?

>>74125230
are these real?

>>74125269
holy shit that really does look like our wayne

>>74125155
>No Sevilla
Several other teams more than capable of knocking the out though - Bilbao, Villareal, Celta Vigo, Fiorentina, Roma, Tottenham or Lyon. Possibly also Waxtap or Zenit.

>>74125159
Just gave your mum 50p outside of the local ASDA you gypsy bitch

>>74125259
>filename
What I thought was the scene in Titanic

>>74125269
Yeah, there's a different programme cover like that for every Wolves home game.

Pretty nice idea desu.

>>74125259
>not watching the Checkatrade Trophy

>>74125259
Was Dante the one who said he goes celebrate with Neuer?

>>74125286
she's a stuck up cunt who's shoe collection is worth more than the average car on british roads

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/squires/

>>74125301
I might watch that actually, probably be better than Wigan Norwich.

>>74125313
>his mother only has £2000 worth of shoes

lmao whats it like living in poverty

>>74124500
so has nathan dyer

>>74125329
Is that even on tv?

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*carves towards the championship*

>>74125330
kek

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>>74125288
Heh

>>74125312
Not quite sure what you mean

>>74125341
RING RING. You immigrant fuck.

>>74125340
Oh, it seems not, I just assumed.

Now that I think about it I don't know if they normally show a Championship game on a Tuesday night.

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>>74124265

>muh "rashford marsheeowl lingard le future GOATs la!!!"
>muh "sterlel sanay jayzus future GOATs xD"
>muh "w-wait for Walcott to blossom...a-any day now..."
>muh "firmino mane coutinho front three la!!! Unstoppable la ;))))"
>muh "delel alli le new lampard and kane da next sheara!!!!"

I can promise you that NONE, I repeat, NONE of these FUCKS will get passed this defense. I dont give a SINGLE fuck about your front 3.

>captcha: pic of a wall

damn right it is

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>>74125296
yeah very cool

>>74125328
what are these from?

>>74125341
Big Sam will take any excuse he can to go for a piss up in Barnsley and Leeds

>>74125364
They won't get past that defence because that defence will never play with each other.

>>74125355
Was thinking of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCoBRFvPc4M

>>74125358
I vote for Wilders m8, I'm with you on the whole 'immigrant fuckers' thing

>>74125364
how long until alli goes to chelsea anyway

>>74125382
>not available in your country
Fucking YT

>>74125364
aké is not on the caliber of zouma and christensen lol

>>74125364
>Josh McEachran is the next Lampard lad j-just you watch
>Bamford is the white Ronaldo, can't wait until he's banging them in against you cucks while wearing the blue
>O-Okay RLC will def be a starter, even M-Mourinho rates him, thank God we got him on 50k a week young
>A-Ake....A-Ake is the real best prospect in the world.....fucking losers...
Hilarious yet embarassing that Chelsea bandwagoners hype up their youth every season when none of their managers want to start the scrubs.

>>74125366
Guardian

>>74125423
>Chalobah is going to be GOAT lads y-you'll see

>>74125405
i think the bundesliga official channel is available to the whole world except germanophone countries lol. tried to watch a video on it while in germany and it was blocked

>>74125405
wat

>>74125269
everybody really wants them to go down.
personally I would like them to go in 20th

Reminder that Matip could've been winning the AFCON with his NT

>>74125423
Izzy Brown looks a good prospect.

Not for Chelsea perhaps, but he'll do well.

>>74125364
you'll sign some overpriced dickweeds from Italy and France, only Zouma will stay at the club

>passed
past

>damn right it is
damn...

>>74125432
Yeah, I know but I already forgot about it.

>>74125435
It's weird.

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what shall i have for dinner lads

>>74125464
why would they block it in austria anyway

>>74125465
You're about 6 hours late for dinner

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>>74125148
Best ITT

>>74125364
why is zouma making that face

>>74125476
THICC

>>74125423
It's the same story for every fucking team ever, this isn't a Chelsea thing. All fans want to see >their youth players do well, and all fans watch >their youth team a lot more extensively than anyone else, and therefore tend to think "this is it lads, we've got the next Messi la" whenever a decent prospect pops up. Don't make this into a "haha stupid Chelsea plastic fans", because this is the case with any football fan that actually bothers keeping up with the kids.

>>74125465
That mess would take hours to clear up, absolutely disgraceful

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>>74125476

>>74125481
He forgot to torrent the new One Piece

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>>74125465
Grilled cheese sandwich

>>74125469
No idea.

How many days until lesdah wins the CL?

>>74125529
The way this fag presents that sandwich makes me a lot more aggregated than it should be doing. Like what the fuck do you think you just did exactly? You just grilled a piece of bread with ham and cheese and then cut it nicely afterwards, fuck off.

>Leicester City have given their "unwavering support" to manager Claudio Ranieri despite the reigning Premier League champions being just one point above the relegation zone.
So that's him sacked then.

Who should replace him?

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>>74125364

>captcha: pic of a wall

>damn right it is

My fucking sides

>>74125529
Why so much butter?

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Who ABL watching Leicester tonight?

>>74125603
They play tomorrow.

>>74125603
Literally no one?

>>74125603
its tomorrow, fåm

>>74125603
Just realised its tomorrow. fucks sake

HEAVRY METRAL FOOTBHALLLLL

HEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEEH

>Monaco have scored 70 goals in 24 games

holy shit

>>74125529
>using one of those meme hot surfaces
>that much butter
>that much oil
>moving the bread to catch more oil as if it adds to the taste
>using a massive knife to cut the fucking thing

>>74125567
prime example of a mong having his blood boiling because of something he saw on the internet
youre going to have blood pressure problems later on in life

>>74125629
>Monaco's attack against John Stones and Bravo
it's going to be a bloodbath

>>74125572
big nige

>>74124347
Sign him up Roman

>>74125629
its because bernardo silva and lemar are the best forwards in europe

>>74125529
The amount of camera angles used to watch a fat hipster fry a slice of bread in too much butter for his wife's unappreciate son is very upsetting to me

>>74125639
Prime example of a mong taking things written on the internet too serious because he literally has autism.
You have no real friends in your life.

>>74125646
Unfortunately Poop finally decided to stop being so intelligent and started playing Caballero.

>>74125654
Falcao and Germain have been killing it as well right

>>74125654
Do you support them?

>>74125677
>the town of child molesters

>>74125677
Aston villa to get relegated this season is a nice and quirky outside bet

>last 7 villa games
>6 defeats
>2 goals scored

>>74125677
you're not from new york city you're from rotherham

Rotherham are /our guys/

>>74125567
>with ham

>>74125591
Flavour and cripsiness

>>74125689
Would be kekworthy
>Brucie abandons ship at Hull because they look relegated before the season even starts
>Villa committed to spending big to get back up
>Now Hull are flying under some literally who
>Villa as shite as ever

>>74125682
no im just witnessing History

>>74125671
we seen you seething on here on multiple occasions
you should really calm your anger issues. honestly im a bit worried about you... one day youre going to see a post that will cause you a brain aneurysm... hope it won't be a post made by me
stay safe man

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>Slaughter on the streets: Brazilian city sees its murder rate go up 650% after police go on strike, with 52 murders in just THREE DAYS across lawless region

>>74125709
>Villa spend £80m on second division quality players
>still facing a relegation battle in the Championship

Genuinely amusing

>>74125709
I remember Villa fans talking about the automatics still being on after they got Bruce.

>>74125719
>in unrelated news, Valve stock skyrockets after players report a vast improvement in their in-game experience

>>74125719
>police
>going on strike
hahaha only in south america

>>74125646
City were actually fucking phenomenal in the two games where pep played defensive

>>74125760
>Country that's had recent multiple terrorist attacks taking shots at anyone.

>>74125741
kek

>>74125777
our police was actually working though

>>74124265
>Aguero feeling unwanted
Can anyone fucking explain this shit to me? Aguero is City's best player; their talisman. Heck, in my opinion he's the best player in the league. Poop has already forced Hart out in favour of fucking Bravo, and now he's fucking about with Aguero too?!

>>74125849
He's had two games off after picking up a knock, in both games he came on as a sub.

It's papers turning nothing into a story

>>74125849
Because the premier league is now home to the most stubborn, egotistical managers in the world after Poop and Le quirky Kloppo joined.

>>74125849
Hart conceded a goal to a puddle this week

>>74125849
Aguero is such a rarity in that he's probably the sole argentine footballer who isnt a massive cunt. Pretty much any other would have fucked off to a bigger club years ago, but he said he likes Manchester and had zero intentions to leave

>>74125874
Actually Aguero himself opened the door to being signed. Doesn't seem Pep likes his style and he's looking for team.

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>mew is getting old

>>74125920
Who?

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/vladimir-kara-murza-putin-critic-rushed-hospital-organ-failure-same-day-washington-dc-visit-a7567446.html

>2017
>beta radiation poisining

Is the KGB still alive? I thought that was a Soviet Russia thing.

>>74125930
Mary Elizabeth Winstead

>>74125895
>Tengo que ayudar al equipo tanto como pueda en estos tres meses. Después, vamos a ver qué quiere hacer el club conmigo
He's making clear he would stay but wouldn't accept suplency.

I bet scouser don't put their ketchup in the fridge

>>74125933
>actually being stupid enough to go out in the open against a man well known for silencing his political opponents

>>74125930
The 151st pokemon

>>74125938
>Mary Elizabeth Winstead
How is she getting old? She still looks good desu

>>74125895
>Messi
>Cunt
Stop being mad Barca would destroy every English team by 4 goals minimum.

>>74125980
yea she's stunning but 32 is no joke. although to be fair she'll probably turn into a monica bellucci tier milfu

>>74125092

Anton Hysen is that you?

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>tfw heavy snow outside

>>74124843
>gundogan doesnt count since he's a crock
fantastic 25m signing by poop

>>74126014
funny thing is that gundogan was still injured when they signed him

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>>74125882

http://metro.co.uk/2017/02/06/coincidence-chelsea-boss-antonio-conte-leaves-juventus-match-just-as-paulo-dybala-is-subbed-off-6429495/

>the hellish heat outside

>>74125895
>go in studs up with full force against the same guy (luiz) twice
>elbow winston reid in the middle of the field for no reason
>point and laugh at england's brave gary cahill straight to his face after scoring a hilarious own goal


Just off the top of my head, and three all happened just this season. He's a massive cunt lad.

>>74125882
>>74126030
Not his fault in the slightest. Back to ladbible.

>>74126014
he was very good for a few games

>>74125191
thats bad ass

>>74125982
>Messi isn't a cunt
DIdn't he throw his Dad under the bus when he was getting done for tax?

>>74126030
That is painfully unlucky

>>74126030
>attempting a backpass on a pitch like that
What a moron #93 is.

>>74126030
Came for
>English Goaltending
Left with
>Italian defending

http://www.der-postillon.com/2017/02/bvb-gmbh-kg.html

>"Our fans - or how we refer to them internally: freelance brand ambassadors - are just purists. But it wasn't really clever from a business standpoint."
>Customers

It's satire but still funny

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What went wrong?

>>74126159
>too poor to afford to not greentext

JUST
U
S
T

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>>74126173
fucking jannies fixed my last invisible character

>>74126141
Dre is still bangin. MM got old

>>74126211
>
?

؜>tfw too poor to afford greentext

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>the absolute state of this gyppo

>>74126239
what'd I do now

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p
i
l
s
^

>>74126228
The trick to this 'gimmick' is to just untick the "green text" function on your 4chan gold account menu bar

>>74126258
I've been exposed :(

▲
▲ ▲

>>74126266
keep at it friend, at least you got dubs

>retiring your best gimmick

that was a mistake

>>74126317
no point in outstaying your welcome, not like copy cats and proxy fags wont keep going tho

>>74126043
Don't you live in heat all year around?

>>74126460
yeah

>>74126522
So surely you'd get used to it, right?

>>74126522
Can I smell her sweaty thighs pls?

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kys disgusting animefags

>>74126548
>>74126555
yes
no

>>74126567
>anime as op pic

I don't get all autistic about anime on here, you can literally just ignore it, but using it as OP is just taking the fucking piss.

>"I think we played certain players after others and I think we should have played more as a team and with much more movement."
http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11670/10759291/laurent-koscielny-questions-arsene-wengers-team-selection-at-chelsea

whoever translated this from french... what?

>>74124296
Why does everyone hate these guys? They might be bigger fans than the rest of the people there.

>>74126652
Because /sp/ hates itself. Most people on here bandwagon teams, a lot of them bandwagoning from a different country like those two.

>>74126714
deep

>geordie commentating on barcelona - atleti

rather have it in spanish than this

>>74126756
Haven't watched anything from him in a whole now. Has he sold out yet?

>>74126756
>not rating Georidie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCOC1YwNwZw
Sounds qt to me

>>74126756
>MAGISTERIAL

>>74126774
>ITS THA TRUE GEORDIE WI SUM LASSES AN BEER DOIN ANAL

literally why

What's the best 11 in PL history?

Schmeichel
Ivanovic Ferdinand Campbell Cole
Vieira Gerrard
Ronaldo Zola Giggs
Henry

>>74126567
I'll promise to not post anime if people will promise to not post 3D women (unless they're athletes obviously).

>>74126808
>no pogba
>no falcao
>no di maria

>>74126652
>>74126714
the reputation of asian fanatic public in general is that they can switch teams on a whim depending on who is successful at any given time.. Overall, it might be accurate.. chelsea probably lost a lot of asian customers last season and gained them this season

You see this when teams come visit, literally everyone is wearing the newest shirt of the season that hasn't even started, and might even buy a shirt of a different team that comes a week later. But it goes more for the people there in preseason than the asians in the stadium, many of which are probably just students in england

Asian students in europe try to experience as much as they can of europe while they are here, because they might never come back

>>74126756
>not knowing Ray Hudson
I find him terrible too though

>>74126756
do you know spanish?

british people know spanish?

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>>74126782
jordyland has some decent slags

in spite of the accent more than anything

>>74126808
kasper i presume

could probably swap out ivan

>>74126829
hardly fluent but i speak enough to get by if im ever on holiday

i make the effort at least, more than i can say for some brits i know

>>74126755
t.foreign bandwagoner fan who laughs at other foreign bandwagoner fans

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>>74126808
>ivanovic
>ferdinand
>no lampard
>no shearer

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>>74126809
>athlete
like pic related?

>>74126823
When have any of them been good in the prem?

>>74126808
?? ronaldo didn't play in the PL

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>>74126809
>athlete

pic related

>>74126854
>Ferdinand
>not the best CB that played in England in the last 25 years

>Shearer
>better than Henry

>Lampard
>Better than Zola

>Ivanovic
>Who else?

>>74126829
I know how to ask for beer, what more do you need?

>>74126881
>not rating depay

>>74126882
I think he meant Redondo