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* * * OFFICIAL * * * Super Bowl Commercial power rankings
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2017-02-07 03:26:52
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Well /sp/, now that the biggest sporting event of the year is over and there's nothing /sp/-related worth caring about until the NFL Draft, it's time to do power rankings for last night's commercials
*MODS don't you dare delete this, Super Bowl ads power rankings are 100% related to /sp/
#1 Terry Bradshaw Tide stain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xT85CFxs-lM
part II
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgOTtAJyMc4
# 2 Fatshaming a pistachio-addicted elephant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHc5Csu6dpA
#3 Verizon is too kinky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b49dfTUFFZQ
and a sequel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNCG9fHGXB0
#4 Budweiser: Powerful ad with a powerful message
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtBZvl7dIu4
#5 Einstein lady gaga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QO1LVh9O1I
#6 Sprint faking your death
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkLH-GBJaHg
#7 World of Tanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsoAINThBx8
#8 T-Mobile Justin Bieber
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kg_4tX4XwI8
#9 Intel's Tom Brady commercial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTw7eten1no
#10 Buschhhhhhhhhhhhh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7XMvq3NLTU
#11 That John Malkovich commercial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IuIBfuPdt0
#12 Skittles "Romance The Rainbow"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8X8Ygy5VjI
#13 Go Daddy: The Internet Wants You (to be rickrolled)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YmnnwFQbpk
#14 real athletes drink Michelob Ultra
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU52cGQT85k
#15 Yellowtail Kangaroo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMA8CyRimZo
#16 Honda chase your dreams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f06ng5cII8o
POWER GAP
(insert ads so unmemorable I didn't rank them)
ANOTHER POWER GAP
#100 Scientology
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8gPyan2vPM
MASSIVE POWER GAP
#999,999,999 that fucking Audi "MUH PATRIARCHY" commercial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6u10YPk_34
Well those are the OFFICIAL power rankings, but feel free to chime in with your own amatuer rankings
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>>74119129
>that Bradshaw retarded fuckery even in the top 50
Are you 90 years old.
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>>74119154
then let's hear your #1 senpai
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>>74119129
>#3
My favorite commercials but T B H they actually made Verizon sound pretty sexy
>>74119154
Fuck you everything Bradshaw touches is gold
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>he actually watches the commercials
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Where the fuck is the ghost of spuds mackenzie past?
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>>74119273
huge fucking pats fan here
i was only watching to see if there'd be another mlp commercial
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>3
How does she manage to have a negative quantity of chin?
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>21-0
>about to change it
>gf says leave i want to watch the commercials
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Where's the Walken/Timberlake commercial?
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>>74119339
>changing it
you disgust me
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shouldnt this be on /tv/
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>>74119171
#1 was the tom brady Shields ad after the game
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>>74119171
>no cam newton buick
that was the funniest because that's the only touchdown newton will ever throw on super bowl sunday
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>>74119351
newfig plz leav
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the Oil commercial was the best
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>>74119362
>Roger that
Had me laughing for a good five minutes
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>>74119129
>Yellowtail Kangaroo that low
What's the matter, never had your roo petted by a supermodel?
>no mention of Lady Ghostbuster Number 3's commercial about her getting BTFO
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>>74119129
Kys
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>>74119129
>#3 Verizon is too kinky
got me pretty hard desu famlams. That bitch is pretty fine
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>>74119362
undisputedly this.
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>>74119282
This to be honest fám
Also I hardly even saw any buzz around the commercials this year, first time in a while where Normies were actually more interested in the game than the terrible unfunny commercials
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>>74119376
It's the Buick one easily. How does OP not even MENTION that?
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Bradshaw was fine I guess, but Malkovich was the only one I would call good. The Go Daddy one was the worst though. Wasting their super bowl money making a commercial that might have been culturally relevant in 2010 when normies were first discovering memes. Just give us tits like you used to.
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I liked the avocado one with the live stream
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