/Hoc/ THICC Edition

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C A N E S

>>74118942
>those inferior mongol genes

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>>74118981
True

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call up when?

>>74118964
agreed

>>74119027
Never. He will bust in the AHL, then the ECHL until returning to Finland and busting there

The very definition of an Ahobabby

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>>74119027
When mcmeme realizes he's nothing without him

who would win in hot dog smuggling contest?

Tom Brady or Wayne Gretzky?

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Fuck off laffs

>>74119103
>Signing Andrew Ladd
>Losing Nielsen and Okposo
>Going to lose Tavares
Watch your own house before talking shit

>>74119103
at least the laffs have a fucking arena to play in next year lmao

>>74118964
BASED

>>74118942
>not tfwbulking.jpg
Fucking leaves can't do anything right

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kongs

>>74119136
We do????

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>>74119189
Gets the real agony of talking Jake "Worst Bust in Canucks History" Virtanen across

>>74119056
>Big Green Egg
Wtf I love Bulju now

>>74119136
>>74119198
Wrong. They won't have an arena by 2019, Barclays can't kick them out till then

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>>74119214
So basically two years until pic related?

Boy I cant wait

>>74119103
Are you going to cheer for the Nordiques or pick a new tem?

>>74119120
Not even losing Tavares either, i can smell the salt from here

I don't like watching my team blow 3rd period leads.

>>74119263
Fuck that shit, islanders stay or new team thats my ultimatum. would not feel the same. Any suggestions

>>74119239
>frogs
Ell em ayy oh

>>74119270
nice blog fag

>>74119285
You might as well just cheer for the >rags

>>74119239
Would Bettman approve of a Championship team relocating?

>>74119264
Why would anyone be salty, your team hasn't done shit since the 80s and plays in a niggerhoop arena with shitty ice and a fucking car

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>>74119307
Probably not but I still hate the Islels. How do you have a four cups and still struggle to fill the arena?

They are literally the >rags's bitch

I like the Hurricanes

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Can someone give me a quick rundown of these guys?

I don't like hurricanes

>>74119305
hue. over my dead body. they piss in public

>>74119345
>le skate fast and get secondaries man
>le big pp babby man

>>74119342
Same lad

>>74119346
That's fine Claude

>>74119345
McSecondary and a McSecondary babby.

>>74119316
Honk honk. Other teams share arenas with niggers too. shitty ice cant argue but we probably have more cups than whatever shit stain midwest team you like

>>74119399
>MUH CUPS

Are you a Habs fan.

>>74119334
their cup's are too old to be relevant.

I still don't understand why they'd move them to Honky's garage in the first place.

>>74119399
>hurrr 1993
>our cups from before then count though xD

>>74119399
>FOUR (4 [IV]) Stanley Cups
>Decent playoff run last year
>STILL struggling to have better attendance than a team who has missed the playoffs for 7 years and a team LITERALLY (not figuartively) located in the desert
>izzles

>>74119436
the arena is also in a prime location

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Sens desu.

>>74119462
snes are /comfy/

Why are most sports teams so incompetent with arenas? They seem to turn shit and need replacing every 20 years. Canucks arena is probably going to last another 20, desu.

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Pulju to Flim Flams when?

>>74119559
F I N N E S O T A
<we need an elite scorer desu

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>>74118942
great edition to be desu

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>>74119589
seems strange to spend assets when the mild's maximum ceiling is the second round

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>>74119462
I also like the snes. Very good fanbase on /hoc/. Even Cell-key anon.

Snes are friends.

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>>74119589
>ahler
>elite scorer

lmao the deadwongs have to play 3 games in a row in march

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>Canes go on winning streak
>"Oh look, we might go up in the division standings!"
>Checks division
I fucking hate this division so much. Since when was Carolina more metro than Boston anyway?

Do you agree with these power rankigns?
http://www.tsn.ca/capitals-ahead-of-wild-atop-nhl-power-rankings-1.665870

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Jari Kurri or Mats Sundin?

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>>74119345
Literally the two most talented and sexy players in the league.

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>>74119780
WTF how are we in last place now.

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Are leafs the falcons of hockey?

>>74119868More like browns

>>74119874
Kek

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>>74119601
Thanks

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How large are your guys Bulju folders? I'm up to 65 unique ones

>>74119911
go back to r*ddit

>>74119911
check'd
Spend less time here for sure though

>>74119868
>
Falcons of hockey would be a team that actually reaches the SCF

Lets say this year's Shorks reach the SCF for the 2nd year in a row, gain a 3-0 series lead and choke it away leading to game 7, then in game 7 they're leading something like 4-2 going into the 3rd period but then choke it up and it goes to OT, then they lose in OT

>>74119928
>chuckles
>not getting shot over it

Canada.

>>74119939
What else do you expect him to be doing in Deadmonton?

>>74119960
Huffing paint

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>>74119928
>mad
>at signs

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>>74119911
>>74119977
Threads already going spectacularly, where's that Amerishart that was mad?

>>74119995
True

post >your team and one non-essential player you would hate to see get traded because you like them an irrational amount

>laffs
Leo Komarov

>>74120031
>Cantpucks
No one.

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>>74119928

>>74120067
kek is that a youth jersey?

>>74120031
>bloos
parayko. although im less worried about a trade than the fucking vegas draft this summer

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To all Canes friends:

Slow and steady, you will win.

>>74120097
Can he really be considered a non-essential type player though? Young RHD with top pairing potential is a significant piece

>>74120139
after last off season i have absolutely no faith in our upper management. i wouldn't put it past them to protect captain petro and jay fucking bouwmeester as our 2 defensemen

>>74120139
>the city of my reading comprehension
non essential would probably be david perron

>>74120031
Yes
Uncle leo is the only reason i didnt kill myself last season
>>74120097
We will take him :)

>>74120133
Thanks my fellow sunbelt poster. Gonna pick up a pubsub in the morning now that you remind me

>>74120192
Yeah Perron makes more sense, that's the kind of player I meant. Good choice, he seems like someone who is tough to play against

>>74120211
I'm hoping him having an 'A' might mean he is more likely to stick around, but that's probably wishful thinking.

>>74120031
>mild
Haula

>>74120249
he's tenacious as fuck, it's fun to watch him play

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>>74119800
Canadiens are too high

t. habs fan

>>74120273
Same. He's not even that great, he's got games where he plays stellar and then disappears for two weeks. It's weird, sill my favourite player though

>>74120031
>habs
pateryn I guess, most of the non-essential players are disappointing/frustrating.

>>74120031
>Kangz
Probably Lewis. He gets like 10 goals a year but I love him anyway.

>laffs
>losing to a team that only managed to get one point out of playing Carolina and Detroit

>>74119462
i'm hopeful for the playoffs? what is this feeling

>>74120031
>ruins
khudobin

>>74120231
Good choice. What kind will you get?

Make sure to post pics. It triggers the canadumbs and yuroshits

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/hoc/ on life support right now

>>74119532
Canucks arena is only going to last another 20 because the owner knows he'll never get a better location for an arena so he keeps pumping in money to upgrade it. The fact that its owned by the team and not the city is a big factor too.

Does not make it a great arena though. The concourses are shit.

>>74120031
Wild
Chris Stewart

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>100 posts
>15 IP's
>Within 6 hours

Nice sport you got there

>>74121844
>"sport"

>>74121979
I ain't readin this shit

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>>74121979
too late, we /pesa/ now

>>74122008
now, where do the moose come into play?

>>74121979
desu I didn't know what cricket was but now I have no reason to ever watch cricket. It's shit.

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It mornening

>>74122045
binlin

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>>74122055
anxious

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Guys, it's about time I come forth and reveal my identity
Truth is I'm a pretty old guy who's retired and just needed a new hobby.
I had my wife take this picture a little while ago just as proof.

>>74122067
I have no idea who that man is.

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>>74122071
it's me so obviously you wouldn't know who it is

Potential for Relocation

This possibility is still very hard to picture, but with the attempt from Connecticut politicians to court the franchise over the weekend, the potential for relocation now exists.

The Democrats sent a letter to Islanders management Friday to offer Hartford’s XL Center as an option for the team’s interim use. They also hinted that the downtown arena could be “a long-term solution to the Islanders’ needs”. The arena would need to be upgraded, but the letter included a pledge to work with “private partners to develop the building the Islanders’ would be proud to call home.”

The Hartford Whalers, who moved to Carolina in 1997, played at the XL Center from 1975-78 and 1980-97. Despite never winning the Stanley Cup, Whalers fans still have the reputation as some of the most passionate supporters in the NHL, so a team returning to Connecticut isn’t the craziest of ideas.

Last July, Bloomberg News reported Ledecky and Malkin were considering building a new arena adjacent to Citi Field in Queens. That’s currently the only other publicly discussed area option for the Islanders. Nassau Coliseum underwent a massive renovation project since the team moved, but the seating capacity to the Coliseum was downsized to 13,000 – not enough to host a NHL hockey team.

Bloomberg News reports Islanders ownership has shown no interest in returning to Long Island anyway. They bought the team in 2014 with the assumption the franchise would be located in New York City, thus paying a much higher price. Ledecky and Malkin want the team closest to the center of New York City as possible, but if that isn’t an option, they could be forced to look at Hartford and other locations.

>>74122103
>14,000 people
>hartford
>an upgrade
lol

>>74122120
It would be an interim solution while Hartford got a new arena. And while I wouldn't necessarily call it an upgrade, I don't think it would be that much worse than playing second fiddle to another team in your own city.

Hartford never made sense as a market to me in any major sport though considering its just sandwiched between Boston and New York.

>>74122067
Handsome

>>74122133
(this is from Jim Rutherford former GM of Hartford/Carolina, read it at http://www.theplayerstribune.com/jim-rutherford-what-you-dont-know-about-being-a-gm/)

>I began my career as a GM with the Hartford Whalers in ’94, just three years before the team moved to Carolina. At the time, the city of Hartford was going through economic turmoil. The insurance companies that had been the bedrock of the team’s corporate revenue were closing or merging, and we basically had a three-year window to make the franchise financially sound. There were a lot of people in the Hartford community who tried to help us, but it soon became clear that it was an economically unsustainable situation.

>That made a real impression on me. It was a very emotional time. You had team employees who lost their jobs, players who had to uproot their kids from school and a city that lost its sports identity. We had 12,000 die-hard fans, but in those days, it wasn’t enough to balance the losses the franchise was taking. We had to say goodbye.

>What happened in Hartford is a constant reminder to me that this is a business. As a GM, you need to be thinking beyond just today, or this season. You need to build a franchise that is sustainable. That’s where the pressure comes in.

if the city can economically support a team, then do it. Bettman would throw a tantrum like usual though, so I doubt it would happen.

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Does anyone know what the Sharks studio analyst who was a former player's name is? He has a ridiculously gravelly voice. he might not be with the team anymore. pls help.

>>74122158
Kyle Mclaren? Dave Maley? Curtis Brown?

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>>74122067
I don't believe you.

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Makes me think..

>>74122158
doug wilson

>>74122336
Cricket is a bad sport and cric is the worst general on 4chan

>>74122511
I would have agreed with you 6 months ago but now, I just can't.

>>74120031
>Sharks
Hertl

>>74120031
>snes
Right now I wouldn't mind any non essential player getting traded, but I used to love Kaspars Daugavins: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa4sJCKA7D8

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>tfw this seson might be their last chance to win the cup
>tfw they will probably blow it in the finals again

you now realize 4 (four) teams in playoff positions have a losing record

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>people actually thought Blots were a SCF contender
Ahahahaha

>>74122803
>implying they even get to conference finals

ANNOUNCEMENT: FINLAND IS HEREBY BY BANNED FROM ALL /HOC/-RELATED ACTIVITIES FOR 24 HOURS

We'll see you folks again tomorrow.

[Patrik Laine will suffer one concussion for each reply this post receives]

finlan

Why are the Finnish allowed to play this sport?

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>>74123048
>>74123088
>mad
>at finns

>>74123088
We invented the sport.
The question is how are you allowed to play our sport.
Answer to that is that finns are generous welcoming and warm people

>>74122694

Hertl is essential to shorks le future

le shorks are old.

Thornton, Pavelski, Marleau, are old as fuck

In a few years Couture and Hertl will be 1 and 2 down the middle

>>74122067
you are pretty good at driving cars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l19F2YPVey0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PZ5J3GLSYI

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>>74123124
>most essential and productive shorks player is D-man

>Boston Bruins
>@NHLBruins

>#NHLBruins relieve Claude Julien of coaching duties: bbru.in/2khkEL2
>7:59am · 7 Feb 2017 · Twitter Web Client

Daily reminder that the only Americans and Cänädiäns awoke at nordic hours are NEETs and other losers.

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>>74123160
>poopston

>Nylander chased Julien as well as Rask
lel

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Were they elite?

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good morning /hoc/

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Julien is kill

Go Oilers

CLAUDE IS JUST

>>74123238
>that pic
Best icelandic movie ever tbf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9l5N1XTTEps

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IT TOOK 4 FUCKING YEARS

BUT

IT

FINALLY HAPPENED

WE'RE FREE OF THIS BALD STUBBORN RETARD

GET THE FUCK IN HERE BRUINBROS

WE DID IT! ! !

>>74123269
He's literally better than any alternative. Unless Hitchcock wants to coach again you're downgrading.

Hello coach cassidy

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>>74123275
>Hitchcock

He's going to Vegas.

>>74123275
>sign coach suiting our talent
>downgrading

What did he mean by this?

>>74123292
I think Gallant is going to vegas.

>ruins

>caring about claude "worst powerplay ever conceived" julien

Thank god desu

>>74123302
What talent? Boston has an aging core and their record is basically where most people thought they'd be. The bruins aren't what they used to be.

>>74123275
That's wrong. Julien suppressed our offense from functioning ( as usual ) and relies too heavy on le anxious poopy pants mongol to win a game.

Claude was good for us 5 years ago but his system has ran our team into the ground, good riddance meme coach.

Rask,Bergeron and Julien has kept that sinking ship floating for a while. It's all on Chiarelli and Sweeney for not building a proper defense after their old core left/got old.

>>74123326
Whatever you say man. Boston is a fringe wildcard team. I don't get why people hate on Julien considering who he has.

>>74123335
Chairelli didn't trade Dougie Hamilton for meme picks.

He can be blamed for trading Seguin for nothing.

>>74123359
Sweeney is a pretty awful GM t b h.

>>74123311
>Boston has an aging core

That's exactly the point, Julien can't draft players.
>it's the GM!
Really? TWO GMs somehow draft the same players? please. Chiarelli was dogshit but it's obvious who was influencing what players we kept and traded.

I don't even care if we blow the team up, anything is better than pretending we can compete then fall short of 8th seed every motherfucking season only to hear our fans blame anyone but Claude, fuck him I hope he dies in his sleep.

this just in chara accepts head coaching job

>>74123369
Just your typical entitled Boston fan ladies and gentlemen.

>hur dur I want the coach who won the only cup I was alive for to die
>hur dur why arent we contenders again it's been 6 years!
Kill yourself

>>74123359
Don't forget Phil Kessel

Julien threw what offensive players we had one by one under the bus and NEVER let anybody develop. Now look at us and people claim Julien doesn't deserve to be fired? pathetic.

Are Boston fans and Philly fans cast in the same mold?

>>74123398
Short answer, yes.

>>74123397
You got fucking Seguin who is about 500 times better than Kessel. That trade was amazing for the bruins but then they decided to just trade Seguin and Dougie away for essentially nothing.

/hoc/ should be a fun place to visit, filled with good vibes and friendship

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmcA9LIIXWw

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>>74123390
>wahhh how DARE he not be a mindless drone and WANT to get worse each year

Quality post, leaf. Pic related is a REAL boston headcoach who gets the job done. Brad Stevens is another quality example, he gets us to the playoffs AND BUILDS on our current roster.

>>74123421
Coolio

>>74123428
Seguin wasn't even a starter when he played for us. Julien didn't let players breakout, you're only allowed to win 1-0 folks. He WASTED talent. He drove away our good players because he's such an asshole.

>>74123441
You're literally Philly tier.

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Pulju is DESTROYING Gretzky's AHL records.

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>>74123458
If Julien is such a mastermind why not give him GM powers? oh right because he'd burn our team down. But at this point I'd welcome it.

I'll be attending the GOATs parade now, bye leafy ((;

>>74123514
I literally couldn't give a single fuck about concussion ball.

>>74123504
based Pulju

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>>74123514
mfw biggest comeback in Superbowl history TWICE

>>74119432
>their cup's are too old to be relevant.

what does that even mean?

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>>74119911
do you have this?

>>74119911
67

Can we have a Devils discussion please hockey friends?

>>74123699
newfiebro?

>>74123699
scott stevens is a dirty goon

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How may I assist you?

>>74123714
Valery Zelebuggin :DD

>>74123716
help my team get scored on 6 times mitch

>>74123666
they haven't won in 30 years. all the fame and talent from those wins don't make a difference in how they play today.

>>74123699
Devils will be elite by 2020

>>74123716
>bitch moaner

>>74123699
>Devlels

>>74123829
>Kongs

>>74123429
Fuck you. I'll be unreasonably angry at hockey as much as I want.

>>74123835
>unironically being a slav
Why do your players always turn to shot with age?

>>74123858
Better than getting contantly raped by Turkroaches

>>74123858
Shit*

>>74123858
As opposed to being Armenian and always shit?

>>74123863
Shto?

>>74123866
>a fucking leaf
Friendly reminder that Armenia has the same amount of Cups as Canada in the last two decades

>>74123858
It's not like your shithole ever produced anything notable apart from SOAD

>Julien is sacked
Will the Broons recover?

>>74123747
championships are forever

>>74123893
Literally what has Slovakians done?

https://auroraprize.com/en/armenia/detail/5852/100-armenians-who-changed-world

>>74123910
2 HoF hockey players and 2 future ones

>>74123910
>1. DAME SIAN SEERPOOHI ELIAS: CHIEF JUSTICE OF NEW ZEALAND

>the most important armenian is some chick judge who could only make it in sheepfuckers paradise

cant make this shit up

>>74123919
>4 meme hockey players
What about outside of hockey?

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>>74123881
Great post my Gypsy friend

https://www.nhl.com/video/c-49155903

>Torts brushing off BJ'S poor performances as of late.

Well, it was fun to watch the Jackets for a little while. Apparently Torts is OK with waiting around for his pet players to break out. in the meantime, everyone is supposed to accept a doctrine of "do as I say" and "it's ok to fuck up constantly as long as you have heart."

fuuuuck

>>74123928
Valid point. The number one choice on that list is stupid. The other 99 are cool tho

>>74123930
you're in a hockey thread you dumb niggerfaggot

>>74123950
No. We /int/ now

>>74123962
/int/ is cancer
Flags were a mistake

>>74123942
hey man, don't lose heart that fast. What torts said was right, you 've now made a mark in the NHL. And is this the first time you 'll be making the playoffs?

>>74123973
one int would be fine, the problem is every board with flags is int lite

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>>74119462
I literally jumped for joy when I saw Julien fired.

>>74123910
i wish the genocide actually happened

Who else /jealous as fuck that twitter dude got a date with Eugenie Bouchard/ here?

>>74123990
She isn't that good looking or great tennis player.

Would rather bed that Serena girl.

>>74123990
right here. too bad that faggot wont even score

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>>74123993
she just doesnt have the mongoloid features that you finns find attractive, the rest of the world would consider this to be a good looking woman

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>>74123993
What the fuck she's hot as fuck don't be gay.

>>74124003
fat face t b h

Goddamn these fucking nose hairs
It's like I'm snorting Rogaine ffs

Are bombston fans the dumbest O6 fans?

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>>74124048
maybe if this is the o6 you have in mind

Anyone else watching Khazakstand - czechia

>>74123842
This is a very rude post, I don't like it.

>>74124003
>>74124016
walked in Helsinki yesterday and every 5th girl looked better. Also:
>grey eyes
disgusting

>>74124087
Pretty sure that's false and you're just a closet fag. Nothing wrong with that though.

>>74124099
lol she's just isn't that good looking. Deal with it. Not many canadians are to be honest. You're more known from trailer park like guys than beautiful women like nordic countries.

>>74124133
I have never once thought to myself
>what a gorgeous model
>i wonder if she's finnish

so dont even try to associate your inferior genepool with the rest of the nords

>>74124157
what you think doesn't apply what majority of the world thinks m8.

>>74124016
Her sister's way hotter

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>>74124167
Pic related

>>74124165
says the finn uses his shitty anecdotal evidence as some sort of benchmark for beauty

>>74124003
>Eugenie Bouchard
thats literally a 6-7/10

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>>74124016
>those fake nails and man-hands

>>74124174
why are you so upset. Look >>74124173
Her sister classifies as fucking hot. Not Bouchard.

>>74124195
and where would a "good" looking women fall on that scale norg

>>74124167
One of my co-workers went to high school with her sister, and says that she was/is a massive whore who fucks one guy and then fucks his friend behind his back for fun

>>74124213
7 and above, in other words she's barely making it. Far from "hot as fuck"

Which NHL player's name is the most fun to say? Past or present.

>Ponikarovsky

hockey is fucking GAY lol

>>74124210
why do you keep moving the fucking goalposts?

at first she wasnt even a good looking woman?

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>yfw eugenie bouchard's bf

>>74124247
>what is the adverb "that"
FUCk canada

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This is an example which would be 10 in Nordic countries.

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>>74124268
posting more nordic qties

>>74124259
no one claimed that she was the hottest fucking women in the world, that finn is trying to down play her like shes some fucking ogre

>>74124268
She's cute desu

>>74124236
>Ponikarovsky
Tha's my fav too

Or Afinogenov

>>74124236
Subban

>DO WE HAVE THE TAPE?!

https://youtu.be/o6hfeMiG4cU

>>74124236
> Selänne
IMO

>>74124322
top post of /r/hockey right now

go back

>>74124336
>mad
>at reddit

>>74124225
Genie is a disgusting coal burner so I'm not surprised

>chicago isn't bandwagon: the city
AHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAA
what shit """""""""""""""""""""""""""fans""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
http://www.secondcityhockey.com/2017/2/6/14525206/nhl-tv-ratings-chicago-blackhawks-csn-2017

>>74124236
puljujärvi, because pul is fuck in norwegian :DDD

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>1993

Cubs ran long. Presidential election. Yet they didnt bother to mention.... Comcast sportsnet now streams Hawks games. Internet viewing isnt counted so those figures arent in the ratings numbers.

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Going to have karelian pasty for dinner. Thanks Finland

>>74124415
>whispers: 5-1

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>>74124434
So, that's how it's going to be?

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>>74124401
>1915

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>>74124401
>1915

>>74124225
>DUDE SHE'S A WHORE BECAUSE SHE WOULD NEVER FUCK ME LMAO
Gonna need multiple sources on that one. Way too many times have I heard the ol' 'I went to high school with her she's such a whore'. Not saying she isn't but people lie to sound cool.

Tuukka Rask is fucking trash lmao

>>74124565
>finnish goaltending

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>ruins

get fucked finland

>>74124677
>le chubby goofy reddit hotdog man

>>74124677
>reddit

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>>74124689
>>74124692
>Removing the only good part of your team
>mad at bill

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>ruins

kessel is littterally reddit

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Back from 4 months of no /hoc/, last time i was here it was dominated by bean man and clip art pigs. Did I miss anything or is bean man still GOAT?

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>>74124787
Reddit posting is the most reddit thing you can do so fuck off

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>>74124842
It's all about the doggos now

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>>74124842
Bean man is reserved for the off season and the janny gets totally assblasted about clipart pigs. Now there is actually hockey to shitpost about

>re:74124852
you have to go back kiddo

so when are they finally getting rid of the fucking wildcard bullshit? literally is going to fuck up the play-offs for the east. the atlantic division is fucking shit.

>>74124933
how does allowing 2 extra metro teams to qualify fuck up the play-offs for the east?

>>74124933
Top eight when

>>74124933
There was no valid reason to change the old format. 1-8 seeding was perfect and didn't have these fucking retarded 2nd round matchups. There's no way the 2 best teams should face each other in the 2nd or 1st roubd.

Do the Bruins have Boilers level management? What are they doing?

>>74124966
Neither Toronto nor Ottawa have any business being so safely in a a playoff spot right now

>>74123456
>Seguin wasn't even a starter
>Starter
>using a niggerhoop term to discuss hockey

Bombston typical

>>74124990
Outside of pens, caps, jackets and rags who the fuck is that much better in the metro? The flyers aren't that great and the canes aren't consistent.

>>74124990
why ottawa has more points than filthy

Julien is a top 5 coach in the NHL in my opinion. You can tell a well-coached team from an average-coached team easily, and as much as I hate the >ruins, they have always played with structure.

They should not have traded Seguin. With that system in place and one more lethal scorer I think they'd be at the top of the division right now. I'm pretty happy they're not though.

>>74125012
THe point is that there's a very real possibility that two atlantic teams will get into the ploffs (with better seeding as well) despite fewer points than the wildcard teams. That's fucking retarded.

It was retarded even back when merely winning your division guaranteed a playoff spot, but at least that was only given to one team, not 3.

>>74124997
Starter implys he actually plays normal minutes and isn't a healthy scratch every night

>>74125066
It's the seeding moron not who makes the playoffs. Right now it would be 3 Atlantic and 5 metro. Instead of pens caps in the 2nd round they'd be playing in the conference finals which is what should happen.

Top 8 seeding in the east is as follows:

1 Caps vs 8 Leafs
2 Jackets vs 7 Flyers
3 Pens vs 6 Sens
4 Habs vs 5 Rags

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>>74125064
you're right
broons are gonna hire Milbury or Capuano and oh man then they'll see what a shit team they really are
they gave up on too much talent which they now need back

>>74125066
it may be a very real possibility but since the last realignment no team has been eliminated from the playoffs with a higher point total than one of the qualifying teams

>>74125116
That should have been the seeding for the past two years
Fuck the metro I'm sick of losing in the first round to teams that destroy everyone

>>74125082
No shit that's what you were implying but you're still a filthy niggerhoop fan to be using that term

>>74125138
so you'd rather make the second round before getting btfo??

HOW ABOUT YOUR TEAM JUST GITS GUD

>>74125150
He has a point though. How fucking was it that the caps and pens played in the 2nd round? The ECF was retarded because the bolts had a fucking joke of a bracket.

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>>74125128
>Auston Matthews Watch 2016

Oh thank fuck they didn't get him

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>>74125128
>Zach Senyshyn who are you?

>>74125161
only 1 team can make it to the SCF from each conference

who cares if they play the best paper team in the second round instead of the 3rd.

>>74124236
Soshnikov

Why do Jets keep players like Pavelec, Postma and thoburn? Also get rid of Maurice, he's been terrible coach.

CHEVY, DO SOMETHING

>>74124236
Yvan Cournoyer
has its own echo special effect

>>74125183
in the cold desolate wilderness that is Winnipeg you required lots of potato players to generate heat on the bench

>>74125179
>who cares
People who actually like hockey, who don't just watch their own teams but like watching the real star players across the league. Your post reveals you are a filthy casual

>>74125179
Because that's the whole point in seeding you fucking idiot. The best available always plays the worst available in the playoffs. In every single sport that's the playoff bracket format. Why is that so hard to understand?

>>74125203
except you still get to see those fucking stars

the match up doesnt change, just the fucking round they played it in

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>>74125202
Kek

>>74125215
It reduces the amount of games those stars play, and in their place you end up with inferior players from an inferior team who got lucky underr the system to reach that point

>>74125205
it doesnt work that way in the nfl

nor does it work that way in the mlb

but thanks for showing me who is the idiot

>>74125239
>team with best record plays the WC winner with the worst record
What did he mean by this?
>NFL
I'll admit I don't watch that awful sport so I'll just give you that one

>>74125232
>got lucky

playing your division rival in the second round doesnt make you lucky

>>74125161
Not only that, in 2008 when the jackets first made it they played the red wings who fucking dominated until the Stanley cup and in 2012-2013 they had to play the penguins who were runner ups in the ecf so it's not like the jackets don't try to win

>>74125150
>how about your team just gits Gud
They have, they been one of the best teams this year, but they are fucked because they have to play the penguins in the playoffs