It looks like balls aren't the only thing Brady likes deflated
>preferring obesity filth
she's in great shape. fuck off with your retarded memes redditinho
>>74116370
id smell her pooper, and proceed to wank in a corner
if you catch my drift
>>74116370
I guess he's a lolnoass kind of guy
>>74116370
Like the Falcons Egos
Is she white?
>>74116402
the best pasta of all time
the last few lines really do it
Post your wife OP
Surely she's better looking
>>74116558
>7-1zil
>she
thats a great ass... you guys are fucking nigger loving virgins. Nicole is goat
>anyone saying here they actually wouldn't hit it
lol
who are you fags trying to convince?
>>74116680
>this meme again
>>74116690
Found one !
>if a woman doesn't have an ooga booga 30 pound ass she has no ass meme
>tfw you'll always be happily married because you didn't fall in love with a superficial cunt with the nice ass and huge tits with no personality whatsoever
Feels good playing 4D chess in the dating world.
>>74116709
>criticize woman
>b-but you would still have sex with her
no fucking shit lol
ITT: Irish diaspora
Shapely toned asses>fat cellulite gigantic nigger asses.
>>74116814
>Shapely toned asses
are you gay
>>74116824
>not liking a well toned, upside-down heart shaped ass
Are you?
i bet it feels good on the dick still
imagine her squatting her back cushion on your ball sack
might feel good
>>74116858
i prefer non-muscular asses
I have a nicer ass than she does; hers is Taylor Swift tier
Anyway here's an actual nice ass
>>74116901
So do I. I prefer bubbly toned asses instead.
>>74116911
oh my fucking god
I can't take these asses
MUH DICK
>>74116911
Who might this semen demon be?
>>74116787
>every attractive woman has "no personality"
whatever helps you sleep at night
>>74116911
This is perfect. No cellulite or obesity, just a cute ass.
>>74116939
nudes?
>>74116939
No, he is smart. People should marry with someone in their league. He could've chosen a fat girl with a nice personality or a dumb hot girl, but you have to be successful to marry a hot interesting girl. Long term, the ugly but interesting girl will lead to a happier more stable marriage.
He simply understands that he'll always be average and never successful and is happy that way.
>>74116814
>>74116911
>>74116993
he's not showing you his nudes, mate
>>74116993
sorry hans wrong board
>>74117054
>>74116950
>>74116930
>>74116924
It's my fiancee pls don't ogle
Here's something more along the lines of Jizzelle "I took thousands of loads from Leo DiCaprio but he wasn't stupid enough to marry me" Bundchen
post vivian
>>74116930
Amy Peletier
https://www.instagram.com/amy_peletier/
>>74117185
tranny
>>74117140
That ass must fail at functioning correctly. I would imagine it must be uncomfortable or painful for her to sit for an extended period of time.
>>74116391
>obesity filth is the only alternative to being skinny
fuck off with your retarded DYEL nonsense. I thought /sp/ was supposed to be a /fit/ board?
most short girls have bigger asses
but then your kids will be manlets
im pretty sure gisele is 6ft tall
you know you're on 4chan when people are calling the highest paid supermodel a 5
>>74117237
thats a shit image though
>>74117263
There are better looking girls at a mall in the evening; I don't understand how you can tell me she's stunning with a serious face. Miranda Kerr I'd understand and at least Taylor Swift has a pretty face
>>74117309
she looks great to me, people are posting unflattering pics of her and cherry picked photos of other girls and comparing them
why don't you look at her modeling?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60YgWnoYbC0
>>74117348
I've seen her in her "prime"
She was never attractive to me, plenty of very thin girls around with much prettier faces
Seriously, there's prettier girls walking around every night
>>74116558
u mad bro
It looks like Brady isn't the only one good at cheating
>>74117463
underated
>>74116370
It's a pretty well known fact that white guys are dicklets and thus, restrain themselves from liking high test women. They know their puny dicks wont reach her pussy when hitting it from the back, so why bother?
With that being said, THICC bitches is all i like mane
>>74117442
Your waifu a shit
Does Brady have Irish lineage by any chance ?
>>74117442
>a good post by huezil
color me shocked
>>74118092
that girls really gross lol like she doesnt look human to me, its offputting
>>74118092
She looks like a baby dinosaur and her feet a shit.
>>74117309
>>74117436
>I see better girls at the mall
STFU you liar. If she's not your taste fine, but are you honestly telling me you can't see why others would find her attractive?
>>74118260
Not even kidding that's a 7/10 at best
>>74118299
Well, looks like most of the world - including the GOAT Tom Brady - disagree with you
>>74118092
Obvious bait is obvious.
>>74117237
>straight spine
>lordosis
hmmmmmmmmmmm
>your butt when the patriots won
>>74116391
>>74116653
>>74116680
>>74116738
>>74116814
>>74118092
Gisele is unironically too skinny for me. Yell at me all you want, but I like a girl with a little jiggle. And no, I'm not black.
>>74116391
why don't you even lift anon?
>>74119667
That's simply the taste of a normal well-adjusted adult male.
I'm not sure who exactly thinks these skelly """models""" are actually sexually attractive, must be the dredges of society.
>>74119878
My inner brazilian is tingling
>>74119723
>tfw fucked up arm then surgery and can't lift anymore
bodyweight isn't the same la
>>74119899
they are hue friend
>>74119947
....wtf is this? Why are there a bunch of Hogwarts 9 3/4 things? Should there just be the one?
>>74119978
I think this is at universal stuidos
>>74118299
4/10 if you're realistic.
10 is perfect, 1 is hit with an ugly stick.
>>74116370
I thought as a brazilian that she would actually have an ass. thats irish tier
>>74120015
>south brazil
>ass
they're all pasty whiny cunts. i bet they wouldn't even let you fuck them in the ass
>>74118260
I agree with him, though a seven might be too high, honestly. Not even memeing.
She has a very masculine face. What's worse is the shape of her skull. Her eyes are too close together and her ears are large and protruding. Lips are good, nose and hair are pretty average. Her body is very skinny, nothing to write home about.
I see more attractive women just going about my regular life.
brown people have abominations for feet from running around barefoot. a paler woman like gizelle (sp.) has nicer feet due to being pampered and having more royal blood. nice feet are a sign of good health and wealth and genes. truly tom was to intelligwnt not to lust after the type of a thing a monkey in the jungle hoots and hollers over, ass where shit comes out of etc.
>>74120061
>royal blood
>implying monkeys have "royal blood"
The US education system ladies and gentlemen.
>>74116370
brrp
>>74119947
>anon, get behind me and get a good whiff of this!
>*BRRRRRRRRRRAAAPPPP*