/heem/: khabib nurmagomedov edition

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What did Robbie mean by this?

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spicy heems

/heem/ casual starter guide

- spicybangers.tk (for the best spicy bangers)
- only support black fighters and conor mcgregor
- don't bully dock workers
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORjVxKdfm9c [Embed] (**REQUIRED**)
- MIMMA > WSHH > RIZIN > UFC > Smellator
- reply to spain whenever possible

So sad and pathetic how this 18 year old loser sits on 4chan 18 hours a day making sure he makes every single /heem/ thread.

How fat do you guys think he is? Should I make a straw poll?

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>>74110691
5th for #stillgood

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>74110732

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>>74110691
>Melanated fighters

>>74110764

I miss that life, working fucking sucks man

Well atleast at the moment, one day i'll have a comfy office job

>>74110801
What's your job, britfag?

>>74110691
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU OP

>>74110801
No, working does not suck. Having disposable income does not suck. Having money to take a girl on a date so you can get your dick wet does not suck. Going to UFC events and other live pro sports does not suck.

I could never work in an office, or indoors for that matter. I belong outside with a tool in my hand.

>>74110815

Production Line worker for Getrag

Its not all bad and the work is easy enough just repetative. Good fucking money as well. I only started 6 months ago though, you have to do atleast a year before changing departments

Gonna transfer into the offices as soon as i can for a comfy desk job

Any of the homies here ever watched a UFC ppv at a strip club? I'm thinking about hitting up the Spearmint Rhino in Torrance for 208. My coworker and I went to the strippy last sunday and had a great time and she's itching to do it again.

>>74110843
Is it a union job?

>>74110879

Yeah its a union gig

>>74110892
Good.

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>card is less than a week away
>still not finalized

Get your shit together, WME

>>74110843
>>74110879
>>74110892
This relates to mma, as we're all talking about unions. Personally, I think unions work in 'hollywood' type jobs because the assets move from studio to studio. I believe that an MMA union will only survive if fighters are on 1-fight contracts and there are multiple fight promotions.

>>74110732
Lol Bermudez did dare to say he wasn't out.

>>74110861
shut the fuck up

>>74110691
>I'm a Khabib fan, until he loses.

>>74110995

GGG is that you?

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Holly Holm vs. Germaine de Randamie
Anderson Silva vs. Derek Brunson
Ronaldo Souza vs. Tim Boetsch
Glover Teixeira vs. Jared Cannonier
Dustin Poirier vs. Jim Miller

Cuck helwani doesnt even want to think about trump and brady winning the superbowl yesterday, Sad

>>74111024
who cares

these are stupid

real men make parlay bets and post their slips here

Fresh 208 Embedded:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_zSFRAWIHE

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>>74111024
My girl holly, ride or die bitch.
silva, also ride or die
souza I guess
Teixeira I guess
Miller I guess

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Adan???

>>74111033
Maybe real men make their money from business and don't ever post anything here.

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>>74111024
HOLM
SILVA
JACARE
TEIXEIRA
POIRIER

>>74111055
The only business you do is at rest station bathrooms.

>>74111055
>being a wagecuck

>>74111055
Maybe real men do both at the same time

>>74111058
you had 80% the same picks as mine but yours are way more confident sounding. What's your secret?

>>74111082
caps lock homie

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>>74111024

>Holm
>Silva
>Souza
>Teixeira (Chin may be deleted though)
>Miller

>>74111068
Like, you own a contract with the government for rest station bathrooms?
>>74111071
Honest work, right?
>>74111072
I don't judge.

>>74110861
>bragging about being a low-tier normie

>>74111024
FAKE DO NOT RESPOND
THIS IS NOT THE REAL PREDICTIONGUY

>>74111111
fake

>>74111104
No one's bragging about anything, nerd.

>>74111111
Did you go to college to learn how to do this?

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>>74111129
no your mom taught me free of charge. she even did the labor

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Here, nerds.

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>>74111024
>Who I want to win:
Wholesome Holly
Anderson Silva
Jacare Souza
Glover Teixeira
Dustin Poirier

>Who I think will win:
Germaine de Randamie
Derek Brunson
Jacare Souza
Glover Teixeira
Dustin Poirier

>>74110831
>I could never work in an office, or indoors for that matter. I belong outside with a tool in my hand.

that's really interesting

>>74110925
>Still pushing that Muhammad guy.

He's got some skills but has been BTFO constantly. Total fluke.

>>74111157
>betting on holly or brunson

>>74110831
>I belong outside with a tool in my hand.

>>74110831
Whats your job exactly

>>74111157
>Brunson

aaaaaaand GOODBYE to that fiver

>>74111210
He holds a sign near the curb of Verizon

>>74111210
Grunt work at a dock.

>>74110723
he got caught with that T-Wood bomb

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>>74111210
Stevedore

>>74111158
you're only cheating yourself

>Ariel shilling some shitty video game on his show

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>>74111267
Saw that in the last thread. He's a kike, what can you expect?

>>74111267
>watching Jewish media

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>>74111210
washing the mats after an event

>>74111228
My friend got lucky with one of those unions jobs. Literally dropped out of school at the earliest age legally possible. Was working for around minimum wage at a car dealership. Now works on the trains and makes over $200,000/year lol

Is bad that every time a white fighter goes against a black fighter I bet a lot on the black fighter? So far it's done me good

>>74110925
mccall hasn't unlocked his opponent yet

>>74111223
>>74111228
>>74111249
>docksperg
Being in that environment is really shit

Dont mind working with tools because an office job is boring af but I rather work somewhere where you dont get depressed as soon as you open your eyes, looking at grey shit with a fuckload of wind all day

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>>74111024
Randamine
Brunson
Souza
Teixeira
Poirier

>>74111293

don't forget working 6pm-3am!

>>74111293
>somewhere where you dont get depressed as soon as you open your eyes, looking at grey shit with a fuckload of wind all day

describing your country

>>74111326
the talking about it on here is annoying, but most people have to work really hard from the time they were kids to earn over $50 an hour lol

>>74110816
So fucking sad

>>74110861
Lifehack- go to the strip club with $40. Spend it as slowly as possible. Maybe make a splash with an instant $5 tip, but then go slow. Try and see how angry you can make the strippers. Be respectful, though. I feel like $40 can easily last a whole event.
>protip: I have never personally tried this. I have no idea how strip clubs function, outside of limit experience, where I learned that all the strippers are extremely angry unless you feed them money. This is for science, not fun.

>>74111326
yeah thats killer too

>>74111328
why you think I want to move asap

Theres a big chance of me being a leaf poster in the future someday

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Miesha Tate makes me feel funny

>>74111177
they aren't pushing him, he is stepping in on short notice.

>THEY HAD NUCLEAR SUBMARINES IN THE 50s!

>>74111360
too thicc

>>74110861
your women friend goes to the stripclub to watch an UFC ppv? wat

>>74111371
they also had nuclear bombs in ww2... You think it's possible that they can invent a nuclear bomb, but not a flying car. You probably think the moon landing footage is real. That's literally impossible because the film couldn't survive... Sorry to burst your bubble.

>>74111342
money can't buy you happiness my friend
I've said it before and I'll say it again:

People that don't have a lot of money are willing to sacrifice their time to get it; to them, money is worth more than their time.

People that do have a lot of money will sacrifice it to get more time; to them, their time is worth more than their money.

>>74111422
gay

>>74111024
Randaime
Silva
Souza
Teixeira
Miller

>>74111435
it's 100% true bud

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>that nickname

Heeminder that Khabib will pull out and Edgy Alvarez will step in on short notice

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>>74111024

Holm - TKO
Silva - dec
Souza - sub
Texeira - dec
Miller - Sub

>>74111177
they're pushing brown not the other way around

>>74111291
And how about Randamie's 0" leg reach?

>>74111456
I think her original nickname was
>a new fighter at 135, thank god

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>tfw

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>tfw fedor will get probably get destroyed by mitrione

Why can't we get the old Fedor back?

>>74111516
>Why can't we get the old Fedor back?
we don't want him

>>74111516
I was perfectly happy with fedor winning the bullshit dec in 'mother russia', but you all had to complain. You bitches don't even have cable.

>>74111516
time waits for no man
if he fights like a grappler he will submit Meathead in the first round

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>>74111456

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Will there ever be more beautiful woman in MMA than Gina Carano? I literally can't imagine a more beautiful woman.

I WANT THE EASIEST FIGHT IN THE DIVISION

I WANT RYAN BADER

Name someone Khabib won't kill in 155

>>74111665
Conor

>>74111598
She's one of the most beautiful women oot, so the chances are slim. They should put her behind an analyst desk, though.

>>74111665
dark khabib

>>74111644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OKuNWymjWI

RIGHT HERE

>>74111756
>>74111644
coming to a Bellator near you

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>>74111665

>>74111525
speak for yourself

>>74111709
>le manlet crushing man

Some NEET wont be able to KO someone bred to be a child cage fighter

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>Germaine was TKO'd by Amanda Nunes
>People still think she will outstrike Holly Holm

>>74111756
Any questions for Rumble ?

>>74111816

Holly is shook though

I doubt she'll ever win another fight

>>74111378
Are you being dumb on purpose to get a (You)?

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>>74111816
>Germaine
the fuck is up with her record, she have exploding knees syndrome or some shit? So inactive.

>>74111422
>money can't buy you happiness my friend
This is what poor people tell themselves.

>>74111840
nah man please explain

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>>74111756
>>74111821

every time

>>74111816
I'll let you figure out how that happened then you can tell me how Holly will pull that exact thing

>>74111856
lmao no it isn't

>>74110767
predicted 5th post #stillgood

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>PART REPTILE
what did he mean by this?

>>74110723
fuck you what the fuck you want from him his last 5 were fucking amazing vs condit foty candidate, vs rory foty, vs hendricks foty he ll be back

Tyron Woodley

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9NJX-8kD9Y

Heems incoming

>>74111756

Shame this didn't materialize into anything

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>>74112048
Jewish heritage

Can't stress enough how retarded are people believing Silva won't get btfoed

Thanks for good odds though!

Can't decide on Cannonier vs Texeira tho

>>74111456

This is the gal who whooped dockie lol

>>74112109
Always bet on black

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>>74111024

Holly Holm
Silva
JacaGOAT
Cannonier
Miller

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>>74112119
Goof

>>74112109

After seeing Brunson's last fight I'd pick Tecia Torres over him any day of the week. The dude still hasn't learned how to tuck his chin in after all these years and he runs head first at everything hoping to get out of there as soon as possible.

>>74112146
what's Cannonier's TDD like?

I dunno I just feel like Teixeira's chin might not hold up if he gets cracked by Cannonier

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>>74111024
GDR - DEC
SILVA - KO
SOUZA - SUB
GLOVER - DEC
POIRIER - DEC

>>74112109
I feel like none of the casual money will be coming in on can. That doesn't mean he wins, but still.

>>74111774
Этo ктo eщё тaкoй?

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Why the two biggest "legends" sambo practionners were/are only good at beating cans ?
Because it's a meme just like karate.
Don't fall for it kids, if you want to fights do Boxing, Muay Thai or Savate (you can take some grappling class too but only once a week, if you do more you'll forget how to strike correctly and do imanari roll in a street fight = not good at all)

Glover got heemed pretty badly and is coming back too soon imo

Powerful Young Jamie

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>>74112262
forgot conext

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>>74112205

>>74112284

$10 on

>>74112207
Well Sambo is something they teach special forces so it clearly has practical use. Sport is a little different area. And no, Fedor isn't a can beater, so isn't Khabib.

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https://youtu.be/ANTlN0araCU

Chad seems pretty comfy

>>74112365

>roiding manlet

Glad he got suspended

>>74112287
conor can only beat midgets

>>74110831
Spoken like a true Murrican. I imagine you had the star-spangled Banner playing in the background as you wrote that up.
Khalabeeb ftw. Hell grapplefuck Aspegurson then rip McNugget into potatoe dust.

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>>74112380
fuck goobs too

>>74110691
>>74110691
>>74110691

ALLAHMOMADILLA

ALLAHMOMADILLA

EAGLE IS GREATER THAN THE GORILLA

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>>74112380
Also Max Holloway

>>74112392
More like getting heemed by a fixed fight.

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Holly Holm fights for a title after getting handily beaten by a 125er against a literal who, who is 1-1 at Featherweight.

>the state of WMMA

>>74111024
why even do fake picks? for the (you)s?

>>74110723
T-bait was good to blacksplode In the 1st round. If he didn't, wew lad he woulda drowned against 5th round lawler.

>>74112445

>Frankie Edgar
>State of casuals

>>74110732
Dat slip and uppercut. Bloody good I tells ya. It's a shame he's a touch Chinny.

>>74112379
Thats a bit harsh

>Be OSP
>Be #6 ranked in the world
>Lose to a literal who
>State of LHW without Jon Jones

>>74112461
You say that based on what? Tyron showed that he can go 5 no problem.

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>>74111024
>>74111024
>Holly Holm vs. Germaine de Randamie
Holly
>Anderson Silva vs. Derek Brunson
Silva gets Wrecked
>Ronaldo Souza vs. Tim Boetsch
Jacare feeds on Tim's carrion
>Glover Teixeira vs. Jared Cannonier
Glover, probably
>Dustin Poirier vs. Jim Miller
Miller by sub

>>74112523
What can I do to make this doggo more happy?

>>74112566

Jacare fought a juiced to the gills Romero and survived. Literally no one else has been able to do this in the UFC.

>>74112553

You can't

he died

because Dana is a goof and only gave Khabib an interim belt instead of an actual title shot

>>74112586
they were both pretty juiced, but I agree

Ultimate Doggo fighting championships when?

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>>74112474
Holly Holm didn´t lose thanks to a controversial split decision. Although I agree that Franke getting a FW titleshot was a bit premature.

>>74112586
Tavares survived. Got ragdolled but survived

Biggest issue vs Bisping is that Yoel outstruck Machida, wasn't outstriking Weidman because he couldn't use his kicks often due takedown threat. Bisping is too slow to escape Yoel's sneaky left.

>>74112566
I watched that fight live and remember it being way lamer than I expected it to be. Like neither dude really wanted the finish.

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>>74112190

>>74112698
that's what happens when 2 top guys are scared of each others memes

>people rate Fedora

>>74112511
OSP had a decent run but his time in the ufc is over. He should follow Bellator and build himself back up.

>state of LHW
yeah its pathetic and cirkunov might still not return to the ufc

>>74112743

You think OSP reached his limit at Tri-Star?

He did well against Jones considering it was at short notice. I mean he got beat but still had his moments. Jones really can't deal with people of the same size as he is.

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>>74112702

>>74112743
so what does Cirkhunov do if he doesn't come back, got to kekator and fight Bader and Phil Davis?

>>74112784

He's 33 and on and 1-4 in his last 5

He's getting cut

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>>74112789

Nice

>>74112804
>He's getting cut

I don't think so

>>74112818

They let Bader go

>>74112822
Cause they wouldn't pay him as much a lellator, letting go and cutting are two different things

>>74112784
I think he has potential to be in the top 10 in the ufc, just not right now. He needs to build himself back up in bellator. Besides the better bellator gets, the better it is for us consumers.

>>74112818
I´d be surprised if they gave him one more shot. I think he´s a goner.

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>>74112812

And the end.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vernon_White_(fighter)

>Starting your career 1-7

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Why is Marc Raimondi so BASED?

/heem/

About a month ago I asked for some rare Schaub's because my cat was sick. I just wanted to let you know he's pretty good.

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>>74113286

:3

>>74113236
wtf

since when frogs cartoons became swastikas and shit

>>74113375
Frogposters should be hanged like nazis

>>74113375

Since /pol/ and alt-right spergs

>>74113236
sounds like a fucking faggot to me

>>74112379
weighed in at 168 for SUG3

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>>74111024
Holy, easy
Silva, easy
Souza, easy
Teixeira, easy
Poirier

Matt Mitrione supports Trump.

Trump has bought off Ortiz, Sonnen, Fedor, Mitrione.

Mitrione twitter status
775842185866510336

>>74113496

>People who get punched in the head for a living support Trump

Hmmmmmmmmmm

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>>74113499
Real fite fans stand with Trump, you fucking egg goof

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>>74111024
Germaine de Randamie
Derek Brunson
Tim Boetsch
Glover Teixeira
Dustin Poirier

>>74113556

>flag
>topic

>>74112946
When Machida became champ, Vernon White was the last opponent who had won a round off him.

>>74113236
Why is MMA-media such an embarassment? I thought the ufc being worth 4 billion meant something?

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>>74111024
>Holly via UD
>Silva via heem
>Jacare via heem
>Glover via sub
>Poirier via SD

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*blocks your path*

>>74113678

I bet if he was a trump supporter you wouldn't be calling him an embarrassment

>>74113725
Because it's embarrassing to not support Trump

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>>74113772

>>74113772
Agreed. It's funny seeing the tears of American liberals though.

>>74110691
Who is the best fighter in terms of ground control?

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>>74113830

>>74113846

It's funny seeing yuropoors latch onto Donald

>>74113678
The game-media is much worse. And videogame is a much bigger market.

>>74113875
More salt and tears

>>74113725
What does it have to do with Trump?

>>74113875
I'm a Latin American.
Trump is a narcissist, a protectionist and someone that changes political positions all the time.

I would still take him over someone that would make SJWs even more powerful.

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*cries in croatian*

>>74113900

Cause a stupid sad frog is now the mascot for alt-right spergs who shamelessly fawn over Donald

*portions dip*

>>74113915
>le can only fight well in Japan man

wonder why

>>74113598

Holly Holm & Kirkpatrick are the glamor couple.

Rousey & Travis Browne are fake Pocahontas indians

>>74113994
Easy comrade, Feyodor didn't look too well against Maldonadda

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Punished Alexa is coming for that strap!

>>74114039
p. sure our resident Russian isn't on Fedor's dick

>>74113940
I find it pathetic that a "journalist" rather than not answering at all, expects somebody to pander to his political views because of an internet meme. If the person who asked the question had a leftist meme picture it would be just as pathetic.

Besides, mma media in general seems to employ the most incompetent, uninformed and ironically the most unmanly people. There is also this suspicious sjw tone to it all.

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>>74114070

>>74113847
Demian Maia, followed closely by Khabib Nurmagomedov

>>74114084
(((Ariel))) literally cries on stream.
And ofc mma attracts pathetic people, what better way for losers with no power to feel better about themselves than to vicariously live through real warriors?

>>74114098
>jacare

We watching /JRE/?

who /Germaine/ here?

>>74114292
would like to see her vs. Cyborg

>>74114292
actually I'm /Canadiane/

>>74114311

You would like to see her get maimed?

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Joanna is 10 minutes from Coral Springs

khabib smesh

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>>74111024
Randomie
Silva
Souza
Cannonier
Poirier

>>74111024
Brown vs Muhammad is on the main card as well

goof

>>74114588
>6 fights are on the ppv

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>>74111024
HOLM
SILVA
SOUZA
TEIXEIRA
POIRIER

It's a shame the Cyborg - Ronda fight will never happen. Cyborg was a 3/1 underdog par the bookies

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Reply to this post with a picture of a fighter whose career is literally over

>>74114607
>Silva

LOL

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>>74114588
>Brown vs Muhammad is on the main card
literally why

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>>74114623
GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED IS TIMELESS

>>74114630
Andy deserves hespect.

>>74114633

>Asking why a spicy banger would be on the main card

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>>74114623

>>74112702
That homo from Dawsons Creek got some moves!

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>>74110816
>ywn get this lit up
feels good

>>74114644
I love Andy, but come on...

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>>74114623

>>74113722
With a loss or a win on roids?

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Will Massachusetts' own Tecia Torres ever finish a fight?

>>74114705
The only liability is Andys chin, if he can establish his distance early I suspect Brunson is going to freeze up when he is facing down the goat.

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>>74114528

>>74114767
his TDD too, Brunson is actually a good wrestler when he wants to be one.

lol jacare will never get a title shot now that he's injured

>>74112522
Based on my anecdotal evidence, dimitri.

>>74114737
she is a mentally ill dwarf wgaf

>>74114870

*tips katana*

>>74114840
Yeah, he might have reverted to being a blanket after Whitaker gave him a reality check. Even then, I think he is too sloppy to hold Andy down for 3 rounds without getting heemd. the fight with D.C. was taken on less than a weeks notice iirc and that is a class above Brunson. I suspect he will look a lot better this weekend. He still has great moments in all of his fights.

>>74114898
dc is literally the best manlet fighter in the world

Anderson is gonna survive an early storm but KO that goof late in round 3.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdDMgd10Jws

Who needs to fight when you can do weed commercials ?

>>74114737
I could see her mounting some scrub and getting a pitter patter "tko"

>>74114927
Would actually like to see him vs mark hunt.

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name another man under 6 feet tall who could have done this

>>74114737

She's 5'0 115 lbs, she doesn't need to be a KO artist when she can just outwork all the women she faces.

>>74115018
there's other ways to finish than a KO, cuck

>>74114977
Mike Tyson

>>74114954
>tfw lifelong rizzla fan

fuck you Nick

>>74114977
Khabib

>>74115066

Who did you just call a cuck you pherret? I'll have you know I'm a former D-1 rugby player, have abs at 6'1" 240 lbs, worked as a bouncer, Did army ROTC in college turning it down for 70k finance job, and I bench somewhere around 420 lbs. I grew up on base and boxed since I was 8. I've got the quickest hands I've ever seen in person from a non professional fighter, especially at my weight. If my gf wants to talk chit I'll let her do it to a point before pulling her away. If some guy gets in her face? I'm either gonna do the responsible thing and get the bouncer or pick him up and slam his phucking neck into the concrete.

What do you weigh… 190 lbs? Bench maybe 275 lbs? Lol. You have no idea what it's like walking around as big and as strong as someone like me. First of all, 95% of men walk in fear of you, and 95% of the other 5% of men are just retarded.

Literally the last 3 altercations I've been in with other males ended with me giving them one back hand slap and knocking them to the ground (I'm terrified of hitting most men and either killing them or putting them into a coma)
Any type of altercation, verbal etc. whether it involves girls I know or guys I know just mildly amuse me as I know I can step in and regulate the situation in a split second if things get serious.

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Are potatoes good for you?

>>74115108
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo

>>74114977
Conor

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What went wrong?

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>>74114779
>When your fish grown up

>>74114977

Tyron Woodley

>>74115215
lol

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>there are people on this board who believe this is a challenge for Joanna

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>>74115215
Fish got drunk and got a little rowdy, that's all

Let's plays a game

Hold your breath and see how many nice things you can write about Brendan P. Scha_b before you need to breathe again.

>>74115210
Is this in the Netherlands?

>>74113598
Lmao, get ready to lose some money.

>>74115263
the goat
millionaire
father
hero
white
sneaker expert
not jewish
god tier comedian
loyal friend
>>74115266
italy

>>74115286

>That namefield

MY nigga! keep the legacy going

>>74114977

imo the win over Lucas Browne is his most impressive win

Browne is an undefeated current HW world champ (well before losing the belt for popping)

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is she getting a title shot

How do we fix heem?

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>>74111024
Holm
Silva (es normal)
Jacare
Glover
Poirier

lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRYknrDhsqc

>>74115360
Didn't know Jon Lovitz had been arrested before

>>74115358
You need to post more.

>>74115361
>when you smoke so much dank your eyes start to look like chihuahua's

Conor McGregor

The GOAT

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Huezillian alligator man injured from 208
>http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/2/5/14512446/ronaldo-souza-pulled-from-ufc-208-a-boetsch-replacement

>>74115589
>source: CNN

>>74115361
>Who's your favourite fighter today?
>I dunno, maybe Carlos Condit.

>>74111024
Holm
Silva
Jacare
Cannonier ( Texeira is dead,bury it )
Miller

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HAWAII!!!! I'm coming to visit!!! Come hangout with me this Saturday to watch #ufc208 at Kalapaki Joes Sports bar:)

>>74115589
NO FUCKING WAY

Post goat highlight videos
https://youtu.be/ZKCA25VtY9c

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who /UFC208/ here?

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>>74111024
HOLM
SILVA
SOUZA
CANNONIER
POIRER

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>>74115589
Made me check

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Where will Khabib be on the p4p rankings after he beats Tony? I'm guessing he'll overtake Dillashaw and Holloway to become the #12 p4p after Tony, and then #4 one he embarrasses Conor and unifies the belts.

>>74112352
Well here's a torn ACL right here lads

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>>74115683
fuck that noise