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Tom Brady could have any woman in the world he wants, so he picks this featureless, horse-faced Krautalina.

Is it money?
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what, one of the most famous supermodels of all time?
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Money, probably an ego thing

Dude is ambitious, he wants the best of everything, she's one of the richest women on the planet and most wealthy supermodel
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>>74110680
ey, Rick, how much for this fridge?
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She probably has a great pussy. She also seems comfy in interviews.
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>>74110680
He did it so he could be payed pennies while fofilling his childhood dream of being the GOAT
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>>74110710
>she's one of the richest women on the planet

lol who told you that.
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He did it for those Arayan genes motherfucker.
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her torso is a rectangle
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>>74110680
>>74110733
T H I N N
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Power couple.
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Have any of you virgins ever talked to a Brazilian girl?

They're charming as fuck. Especially the ones that are smart enough/wealthy enough to travel outside of Brazil. The way they walk, talk, and dance is unique to Brazilians. Also the Brazilian culture is fun as fuck and probably captivated Tom.

Source: had a Brazilian gf
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Models aren't what you would consider 10/10 all of the time. Supermodels are chosen because of their presence or the way they compliment a style. It comes in waves.

I modeled for Storm (male, before you start) and most of the especially pretty girls didn't take it far. They worked until their late teens then stopped. The more unusual ones had more success.

I'll stress that they were still beautiful but by no means were they always the best looking
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>>74110760
She's "one-of". She has a combination of looks + money that is god tier. There are wealthier women but not many of them have her combination.
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>>74110800
>had
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>>74110800
I have.And the average streetgirl is ten times hotter than Krautalina here. One of my pals is a Brazilian. I know his family pretty well. Wife is German descent, but Christ, she's nice and curvy. Sweetest woman I know.

It's all about money for Tom.

>>74110795
Bitch got no butt and no chest.
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>>74110680
when you marry someone to have your kids it's more than just physical appearances.

besides making more money than Tom, she probably has a great personality :^)
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>>74110800
Fact. Almost every Brazilian girl I've met is very endearing and fun and most of them were pretty attractive.
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>>74110800
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>>74110680
Literally the body of an olympic swimmer. A MALE olympic swimmer. Disgusting.
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>>74110680
1. STICC is kino
2. She has god tier genetics compared to womenlets. Brady is breeding a better Brady.
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>>74110800
>Have any of you virgins ever talked to a Brazilian girl?
Every girl I had was a brazilian. I can confirm this
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>>74110885
don't lie on the internet hue you are a permavirgin
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WAIT

Gisele has double the net worth of Brady???

No wonder you americucks love this guy.
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>>74110800
>Especially the ones that are smart enough/wealthy enough to travel outside of Brazil.
Middle-class and wealthy people are smarter and generally more endearing because they have lived better lives.

I'd never have thought.
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>>74110880
in 50 years all NFL quarterbacks will come from the Brady lineage
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>>74110680
Is that a fucking Che Guevara bathing suit?
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>>74110812
Post your cheekbones and jawline
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T H I N N
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>>74110948
>Not stamping Che's face on everything to profit from retards
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>>74110680

>horse face
>annoying voice
>rectangle body
>STICC
>cucks him
>her success is not because of merit

rly maeks me think..
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>>74110978
DELET THIS
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>>74110760

She pretty much is. Especially if you limit to those who are self-made. Obviously he isn't going to marry a washed up 60 year old Walton family hag you retard.
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>he doesn't fall to Gisele strictly for the feeling of being cucked by Brady

What's wrong with you guys?
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>>74111002
Yeh I didn't realise two things.

1. Her net worth is almost $400M
2. The extreme lack of females with a net worth higher than $100M
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>>74110939
>handegg
>still existing in 50 years

It will be even more irrelevant
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Very few women accept cuckold as a lifestyle
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>>74110939
>son from his first wife defeats his son from Gisele in super bowl 71

I bet the NFL already has it scripted
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Imagine being Brady in that runway and having to be all like "damn, Gisele Bundchen, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my on field persona and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in the locker room. Like seriously imagine having to be Brady and not only sit in that chair while Gisele Bundchen flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, walk-through after walk-through, hour after hour, while she perfected that walk. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, GISELE BUNDCHEN LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in California. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Brady. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
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>>74111121

really motivational to be honest. good post argentine.
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>Tom could have any women in the world

No one outside of Dumbfuckistan USA watches handegg
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brazilian women can be very persuasive, you have no idea.
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she seems fun to be around, like a normal girl not just some stuck up cunt, maybe brady wanted that
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Gisele is Brazilian?

I thought Brazilian women were built like... women?
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>>74110733
>given birth
>great pussy

pick one pal
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>>74110800
>dancing
You gay my man?
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>>74111203
>Handsome millionaires aren't attractive
How mad are you?
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>>74111066

There really aren't many. Women are not very ambitious.
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>>74111235

they're built like women with plastic surgery
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>>74111255

You ever fucked a south american girl my man?

I have fucked girls from Brazil, colombia, peru and ecuador. South american girls fucking love dancing and if you pretend to dance with them they'll shove your cock in their mouth
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>>74110680
>I knew right away — the first time I saw him. We met through a friend. The moment I saw him, he smiled and I was like, That is the most beautiful, charismatic smile I’ve ever seen! We sat and talked for three hours. I had to go home for Christmas, but I didn’t want to leave. You know that feeling of, like, you can’t get enough? From the first day we met, we’ve never spent one day without speaking to each other.
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>>74111263
>handsome

A leaf
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>>74111235
She's ethnically German. Growing up in Brazil doesn't change your DNA.
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>>74110680
he is literally HER trophy husband
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>>74110826
>She has a combination of looks
>Has a jaw more defined than a lot of men I know
>That absolute lack of curves and zero meat on her bones

We must have a different definition of looks.
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>>74111121
That's a good post, Argentina.

I'mma steal it.
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>>74111321
>their cock in your mouth
ftfy
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>>74111344
Yep. Krautalinas are some of the most heinously ugly white women to disgrace the earth.

About the only thing they got going for them is that they're not Flips or Abos.
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>>74110700
>that thing is a supermodel

This world is backwards as fuck. Singers and models often look like ass yet pornstars and instagram sluts look like actual women a man would want.
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>>74111507
That's what you get when you have a fashion industry run by queers.

This is what Gavin McInnes made light of:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUghz0ee530
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>>74110812
Please do the following: >>74110949

and add feet pls
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>can get any woman he wants
>marries the most successful fashion model of all time

seems to check out
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>>74110837

thanks for your opinion, jamal
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>>74110680
Looks like a man. He's probably closet gay.
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>>74110800
my sister in law is brazilian and shes a fucking nightmare. great ass tho.
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>>74110680
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>>74111203
> self-hating American

redddit's that way---->
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>>74110680
Yeah. Bridget Moynihan is way hitter but he left her and his child like a nignog.
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It's funny, her sister actually has some pretty nice curves.
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Is it me or Gisele and Tom have the very same face?
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>>74112007

You're damn right. He went for the wrong sister.
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>>74111507
Maybe that's because singers and models are supposed to bring more to the table than the ability to get you to masturbate to their image.
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> no tits
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>>74110680
yeah. poor bastard.
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>>74112132
see >>74112007
the one you posted is shoped
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Beta basement dwellers trying to decide whether most famous super model on the planet meets their lofty standards.
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>>74110760
shes worth more then brady or was
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She looks like Steffi Graf.
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>>74110800
>Brazil
>Girls

Brazil has so many trannies that I honestly think their population is 70% men in drag.
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>>74112061
>Maybe that's because singers and models are supposed to bring more to the table than the ability to get you to masturbate to their image.
What the hell is their purpose of flaunting around in bikinis and skimpy clothing then?
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>>74111237
>t. Virgin
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>>74112007
her sista hot whats her name?
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>>74110795
S T I C C
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>>74111545
That was hilarious. Thanks, man.

>>74111121
10/10, would read again.
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>marrying a slut that poses naked
Jesus christ seriously?
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If you want to actually have a family and have a lasting marriage you probably shouldn't just fall for the THICC meme because that girl will probably be a massive gold digging whore or turn to shit after 30 with bodyfat

Brady was smart
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>>74110680
Her great-grandfather was a Gruppenfuhrer in the SS who escaped to South America after the war.

She's the ultimate red-pilled woman. The kind that a winner like Brady goes for
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F R I D G G

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>>74110680
>Not ranking Gisele
Im more off a tits and ass man myself, but Gisele sure has the certain something
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she has 8/10 feet and tom is to intelligent for boobs butts face etc. hes a thinking man
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>>74114349
*has that
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>>74111121
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>Dude this victorias secret model who literally is a millionaire simply because of how attractive she is considered isnt actually attractive lmao

i really love you guys
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>le gisele is ugly because south cuck said so meme XD
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>>74110800
most of my girls were brazilian true that
foreigners seem to have no personality
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>>74111323
awww that is pretty adorable
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>>74114317
her family has been there since like six generations
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>>74114444
>neck tats
>ugg as fuck
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>>74111323
>tfwywnktf
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>very unflattering picture
>still looks pretty good

C'mon at least show a video of her
If you wouldn't smash this with the force of a thousand suns you are a. gay, or b. utterly jelly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60YgWnoYbC0
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>>74111323
It is so unfair how great this dude's life is
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>>74110733

Wow no tits and an ugly ass. She must be absolutely wild in the sack. No way Tom would bother otherwise.
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>>74110680
I think it's probably because he loves her
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w-w-w-whore?
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>>74114582
she's also a former stripper I think her name is Boogie or something
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>>74114681
She's so out of anyone's league here than almost no one on this thread could even comprehend loving Gisele. For most anons here she's like a printed picture or a video, devoid of any humanity, no different from the rings in his hand literally a trophy. Only when you are on her level (like Brady is) then you can understand her and love her.
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>>74110800
She's over 50% Kraut though
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>>74111121
I still don't know what the original pasta is about
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>>74114723
>kissing the nose

what did he mean
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>>74111507
pornstars look like trash guy unless they're czech or russian
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>>74114849
Lurk at least 2 years on /tv/
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>>74111507

Most porn stars look like shit without makeup.
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>>74114331
Clearly a plank, not a fridge.
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>>74111121
That was a fun read.
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>>74110800
LEAVE OUR WOMEN ALONE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>74114849
/tv/ pasta. About the movie True Lies with Arnie and Jamie Lee Curtis.
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>>74110800

>>74110800

Yup. Brazilians girls are comfy. I worked at a hotel years ago and partied with one. Went to a bar then hit the beach up at like 3 in the morning she stripped, jumped in the lake and we fucked right there.

They are down to Earth, they aren't prudes, and they don't seem as shallow. She definitely got me curious to visit Sao Paulo one of these days.
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>>74114990
tell that to you surgeons
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>>74114754
Obviously shes out of our leagues because she's a famous model, but let's say she had the same figure and face and sold insurance? She'd be at most a 5.5/10


Her face is busted and her body has no shape


I don't understand why models are supposed to be twigs. I'm not even a "THICC" guy, but some curves are sexier than no curves (see the pic with her sister above)
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>>74110800
You know they're like that to you because you're foreigner right? They're just as much of cunts as all other women and american girls are 10x more approachable, as in they'll actually stop to talk to you if you make an effort; a brazilian will just tell you to fuck off if you're not already very attractive at first glance.
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>>74115033
haha yea happened to me too bro
i have so much random casual sex its tiring me
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>>74111323
You think she felt the same for DiCaprio? She is so very lucky that her heart just happened to be connect with these great guys.
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>>74115402
Me too dude *high 5*

Alright we should both to back to having sex now haha
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>>74115366
> Giselle is a 5.5
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>>74115555
Kek agrees she's a 5.555
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>>74110680
It's almost like there's more to love than looks huh, you permavirgin manchild?
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>>74115555
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Giselle has the face of a house maid. She is a 6.5/10 at most.
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>>74110680

Maybe he wanted tall kids?

I think his baby mama is much hotter.

Also slender women age better than women with curves. It's a better long term decision. Brady's always thinking long term.
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>>74114444
lmfao is that the dollar store Christy Mack?
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