/mls/ general + /ayy/ SOCCER SEASON edition

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FIRST for YOU KNOW WHO

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>soon
;_;

TUESDAY 2/7
>San Jose Earthquakes vs Seattle Sounders, 12:30pm EST
>NE Revolution vs Sporting KC, 1pm EST
>LA Galaxy vs Club Tijuana, 11pm EST

WEDNESDAY 2/8
>DC United vs Jönköpings Södra IF, TBD
>Ventura County Fusion vs Colorado Rapids, TBD
>CS Emelec vs NYCFC, 8pm EST

>>74103330
Four weeks, actually.

THURSDAY 2/9
>Chicago Fire vs Philadelphia Union, TBD
>Minnesota United vs Vancouver Whitecaps, 8pm
>Portland Timbers vs Real Salt Lake, 10:30pm

FRIDAY 2/10
>Sacramento Republic vs NY Red Bulls, 10:30pm

SATURDAY 2/11
>Orlando City FC vs Tampa Bay Rowdies, 11am EST
>Chattanooga FC vs Atlanta United FC, 3pm EST
>LA Galaxy vs San Jose Earthquakes, 10pm EST

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>>74103330
don't worry, at least you have mls to numb the pain

Choking to the pats sucks, but it gets better [spoiler]no it doesn't[/spoiler]

>>74103395
Can't wait
Got my ticket last week for the game, gonna be fun to watch pro soccer a block from my dorm

>>74103595
>march to game
>stagger back

AMARKA

>Deuce is back

Thank god. Tired of Altibore, Zardass and Memeis on the national team.

Also, whatever happened to Freddy Adu's trial with Portland?

We are all AMERICA'S TEAM

>>74103552

should I go to the Red Bulls/>Soon game, /mls/?

I have work off and I might be able to swing by, but Im 103% positive we'll be rekt

>>74104542
>rekt

Probably, but they serve beer there, and there'll be chants and bants. Learn the culture.

>>74104581

Ive been there before

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>>74104584
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK

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9th page bump for tfc winning the triple

>>74106489
sup

Atlanta nigger scum btfo

>>74103721
He's still trialing. Looked OK in the friendly against Seattle a few days ago.

>>74103330
Maybe one day
>soon
you'll win one

>perf

I want to start watching MLS this season.
Is following Minnesota United a good idea?

>>74110506
No.

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>Soonposter here,

Wew. that was the worst game ever. RIP Falcons, thanks for fucking everything up since forever. Now... >almost It's time for a new pro team that actually plays my favorite sport so thats all im gonna care about now.

I used to always say that Atlanta United would win a ring before the Falcons...this has now been proven true but for a second I actually thought I was gonna be wrong.


>Soon: fuck other teams/sports edition

Atlanta is such a shitty sports city, they'll support whoever is winning and the fucking Braves who for some goddamn reason still has these same fans despite not having a winning season in years. Fuck I hate Atlanta and the Braves

>>74111221
>Atlanta United would win a ring
my sides

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>>74111338
before the Falcons? fuck yeah they will.


probably >Sooner than you think

>Soon

>>74111406
They'll certainly win one before the Resv

>>74110506
You wont be called a bandwagoner

>>74111295
>I hate ATL
>they support teams that win
>they support the Braves even though the Braves are not currently winning

Yeah, what a bunch of assholes.

>>74111885
If he doesn't want to be a bandwagonfag he should just follow the Quakes.

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READY FOR ANOTHER GREAT SEASON

>>74112014
do they play on lingerie?

Id watch a local NWSL team if the grills were cute

>>74113285
They're mostly all lesbians.

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>>74112426
No, grass.

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>>74114518

>>74110506
Minnesota is in for a rough first season man

>>74115087
I hear the stadium's nice tho.

>>74115177
Doesn't really mean much to a dude from Bongistan.

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>>74111295
Everyone in Atlanta hates the Braves now, you obviously don't know anything.

Atlanta United is all that remains.

>Soon

>tfwrevsfan
>tfw no MLSC ups
>tfw no defense

;_;

Why is mls youth development so nonexistent?

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>>74115626


>Soon

>>74115626

what we need is another world war, so in the truce treaty we force germany to take in all our youth players

>>74115551
At least Kraft can go back to not knowing you exist again
Has their last DP even played yet?

>>74115626
because the teams would rather just buy good talent from others than actually crank it out themselves

>>74115087
>unlimited tranfers in fantasy
>every week swap out players for whoever gets MNUFC next game

>>74115626
The league's only been around for 20 some years, and most teams aren't that old.. Even if it started out the gate with world class academies, it would only just recently be putting out top talent.

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>>74103330
That looks like the opposite of comfy.

>>74115626
Same reason the talent pipeline for the NT has been so dismal at points, you can't just flip a switch and immediately have good homegrown talent
Most teams haven't even bothered setting up a proper academy system until the last few years
One of the reasons why I'd love to see STL join MLS, they've already attached SLSG to the club and would immediately be ahead of so many other teams academy-wise

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r8

>>74117285
Fucking shit and autistic

>>74117293

rude

>>74117285
last place/10

>>74117363

why

>>74103155
one question please Which is the best state or best city in the United States, for someone who only likes soccer and MLS (major league soccer) and who hates the NFL, NBA, MLB (Major league baseball) and NHL?

Is that I'm looking for places in the USA, where the major league soccer (MLS) is the dominant professional sports league and where soccer is the most popular sport of all

MNUFC fan here

How fucked are >we?

>>74117471
the next chicago fire

>>74117428
What is the province or hamlet of Costa Rica where the NHL (National Hockey League) is the dominant sport and only league?

A province or hamlet of only hockey...

>>74117471
You are in the Bestern Conference. Please do not shame us with some shitty Chicago tier season.

>>74117500
But Costa Rica is divided into Districts, like the Hunger Games.

Or was it Parishes, like Louisiana.

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DEAL WITH IT

>>74117854
Provinces>Cantons>Districts

>>74114518
we would have the same interests then, down to the pus pus

>>74117919
Yes but we were discussing the intricacies of Costa Rica, which I believe uses the caste system.

>>74117646
trial by fire

>>74118399
administratively its divided as 7 provinces, then a shit load of cantons, than even more districts.

>>74115626
Some teams just care more about youth than others. Like RSL, they play teenagers pretty often and apparently scout out of Arizona as well as Utah. One of their academy players got signed by Liverpool and just came back on loan.

>>74118575
¿Que?

>>74115626
Kids aren't playing soccer/futsal in their free time

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>>74117285

>>74117471
It's year 1, temper your expectations

>Preseason

>>74120216
soonnoos

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>>74120216

>soon

In other news that nobody gives a shit about, the NASL released their schedule yesterday.

http://www.nasl.com/schedule

>>74115087
>>74111015
>>74111885
Well shit. Just thought that because it's their first season and mine that it'd be a good idea. Maybe Altanta instead?
Don't want to bandwagon LA Galaxy or something like that, but a lot of the teams have autistic fanbases.

>>74115638
OH GOD THE HORROR!!

Please go on being a retirement league for old Euros :(

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Who's ready for another episode of mexicowinslol

>>74123261
I hope Saprissa wins, just to spite the Costa Rican poster

>>74123283
Me too anon, me too
Also chicano butthurt, lots of that too

Are preseason games on YouTube or what? Wanna see some MNU/ATL action

>>74123232
All American soccer fans are autistic. You can't escape that.

Go with Dallas or maybe Vancouver. or Philly All of those teams are doing some cool shit.

Dallas is low key the best team in MLS they just choke all the fucking time in the play offs

>>74123283
>>74123317
We need to win it once, then we can do stupid shit like let Costa Rica win it

Who is more qualified to beat Pumas or Tigres?
Red Bulls or the Whitecaps?

>>74123261
>phone nearly charged
good lad.

>>74123637
I'm going to go with Red Bulls desu

>>74121903
I feel like I already knew that. Where did I see that.

Oh right, IN THIS ACTUAL THREAD RIGHT NOW
>>74103552

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>>74116379

Daily reminder

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Completely unrelated daily reminder.

>>74124118
Actually feeling Vancouver because Red Bulls definitely doesn't give a shit

I guess Whitecaps don't either so idk

>>74124714
Canadian MLS is most based MLS

>>74124739
I'm not going that far, but they actually care about CCL.

>>74123261
How is Vancouver the top seed

>>74125361
Idk kek
Theybhad Kansas Shitty in their group

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Harder to build a solid team under the new rules.

Is there a city where soccer is the predominate sport that people play and watch, asking for a friend?

>>74126061
>>US flag
THE SHITPOSTING IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE

>>74126020
/mls/ fantasy league when?

>>74126020

>morris

>>74123637
Red bulls more "qualified" so therefore >we will not


Dax just gave an interview and said it was 100% jesse marschs opinion to trade him, neither dax nor ali curtis had any say in it, that its obvious ali is no longer w the club and that jesse is "just another opposing coach" now and that he doesnt care about the chci vs rbny game emotionally

LiterLly just my shit up

>>74126303
If it makes you feel better I've already taken him out for Oduro, and used the extra cash to add Piatti.

in other news, Wood scored for HSV today

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JUST

>>74127064
>bluecaps

>>74127064
I don't hate it

>>74126231
As soon as some loser puts a website together.

What site does /mls/ use for their fantasy teams? Is there a league? First timer here

>>74127724
http://fantasy.mlssoccer.com/

>>74127064
Hipster as fuck, 120% garbage

When will Minnesota release their kits?

>>74128622
Is there a league yet, or should I make one? And what should the name be?

>>74128961
>perf

>>74128979
Gotcha

6867-1462

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>>74120963
>SooƧ<

>>74123283
He hates Costa Rican soccer though. Only the soccer of the United States and Canada.

>>74127015
Wood is a beast. If only Dempsey were 5 years younger and we would have a great striker partnership.

>>74129859
It's too bad HSV look to be doomed to relegation. He deserves better.

>>74129859
>scored against Mexico in the two games he's played in unlike Altidork

>scores solo goals for relegation tier HSV

He's criminally underrated. And to think that back in 2015 people rated a shitter like Jordan Memeis over him.

>>74128807
Didn't they already? Like, a year ago?

>>74128961
There's a league, I think its like major league /sp/ or something. Just have to wait for whoever runs it to renew it.

Where are the Mexicunts?
Why is there no /ligamx/ thread?
btw I made a bread in case anyone wants to watch the Saprissa game comfily
>>74131276
>>74131276
>>74131276
>>74131276

>>74131352
That shit is two weeks away man

>>74131352
Why do you think Marco Pappa couldn't stick around in MLS? I liked him.

>>74131404
fugg
>>74131419
he was perennially underrated and nobody wanted him

>>74131419
>>74131440
He's been declining

>>74131419
fight and win fag here

He was a good player but He got a DUI and then this happened:

http://www.foxsports.com/soccer/inside-mls/marco-pappa-ex-miss-washington-stormy-keffeler-police-photos-stabbing-blood-wound-012916

The Sounders didn't want the controversy, so they traded him.

>>74131520
well shit, I forgot that the stabbing happened after he was traded.

but still, the DUI was bad.

>>74131520
He did good in Colorado though. But they benched him in the middle of the season for no reason

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>>74117486
Yipee, that was the team I was supporting until MNUFC got into MLS

OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER

>>74117486
The Fire are apparently the best worst team in MLS history

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Big, Strong, Muscular and ELITE Sydney FC, lads.

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>>mfw players using different jersey numbers while staying with the same team

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Who /preseason/ here?

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>>74132869
EVERYONE

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>>74132869
SHEEEEEEIT!

>>74133250
ayyyyy

Galaxy would have 6 or 7 MLSC Ups if Villareal wasn't made of glass.

>>74133250
how was the crowd lid?

>>74133666
Your typical obnoxious Mexishit fans. But comfy overall.

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>>74132869
Feels good, man

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When tf are we ever getting a stadium update??

Season's less than 2 months away and we don't even know where the non-existent stadium is going to be.

>>74134571
>the smoldering shantytown of Diplo FC

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http://www.oregonlive.com/timbers/index.ssf/2017/02/freddy_adu_no_longer_on_trial.html
>Freddy Adu no longer on trial with Portland Timbers
memes are dead

>>74135174
>tfw without further Adu

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146th post for AFC Anchorage

when will Soon United finally play its first game?

the >soon poster got me all excited for it (even though I don't even know what city the club is located in)

>>74135526
>no Gazprom adversement
>no yellow shirt
>no cyrilic alphabet on crests

>>74135528
28-3 United will play in some shitty college stadium against the Lawnballsports New Jersey in 5th of March

>>74135535
Someone should do it so Gazprom is the sponsor on the front and Butterball is the sponsor on the back, also add Alaska Airlines on the back as well, go South American-tier jersey advertising since >soccer team in Alaska

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>>74135528
There is literally a link to the Preseason schedule in the OP:

On Feb 11 (that's 11Feb for you Euros), they play a friendly against Chattanooga FC at 3pm EST.

WEDNESDAY 2/8
>DC United vs Jönköpings Södra IF, TBD
>Ventura County Fusion vs Colorado Rapids, TBD
>CS Emelec vs NYCFC, 8pm EST

>>74133761
was surprised at the obnoxious monkies that are mexican fans

had this misfortune to luck into a front row seat at the metlife for the last gold cup QF. thinking it was gonna be a nice comfy day. but immediately as soon as mexico comes out, out come these likely illegals with no respect for seating or ticketing or something just running to the front row screaming things at mexican players who cant hear them. its like civility has not caught up to them yet. and you could tell they were those wannabes cause they mostly spoke english. whats up with that?

Who /solarpowereveryhour/ here?
>Literally just bought a new electric fly swatter to kill them zika mosquitoes.

>spend a gorillion dollars on Carlos Tevez, Fredy Guarin, Obafemi Martins and Giovanni Moreno
>get knocked out by some ayy league trolls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo5gO17U258

>>74136351
brisbane roar is one of the consistently best and most entertaining teams in australia, they will be 7 zhangs and some mercenaries any day

>>74136351
Absolutely based Australians.

>>74136376
>>74136351
amazing

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>>74136351

>>74136351
together, MLS and A-League will become the most relevant leagues in the world

>>74135526
>tfw no billionaire /mls/ autist to fund an Anchorage team all the way up to USL

>>74123258
the old yuro model is dying out , sure their are guys like Villa who can obviously still light up the league but he certainly hasnt been in retirement mode since hes been here.... MLS teams are learning they get no return on investment from really old guys


thats why nowadays you're seeing more and more MLS teams sign young and in their prime players in hopes of getting some money back on the back end


that with our ever growing academies is going to make MLS one of the youngest leagues in the world very soon

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>https://twitter.com/brisbaneroar/status/829323067415334917/photo/1

pfftahahahah

>>74136351
do all a-league players look like they play rugby on the sidelines?

Did Beckham died?

>>74137022
No but his Miami dreams did.

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>Soon

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>>74137033
>>74137022

he should just move it to st. pete, this could become an iconic venue and locale for the league if done properly

>>74137090
thats really nice desu

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>http://www.totalmls.net/blog/2017/2/7/union-and-whitecaps-prepare-for-opening-day-with-twitter-fight

on in mlels kek

>>74136351
>those monotone as fuck crowd reactions

lel, the chinese still have a long way to go when it comes to fan culture

something you can't just buy

>>74137086
why are you playing orlando twice?

>>74137250
unlike most leagues you dont play every team home and away, you play more games against your conference than the other one. also sometimes you play a team both at home/both away etc

>>74134571
So I dro by a few days ago. There are construction equipment doing fuck all. But they are there soooooo. Soon?

>>74137086
Start posting pics of Chattanooga FC, you fucking troglodyte.

>>74137090
>MLS
Dude that "stadium" seats like 500 people, fuck off.

>>74137390
a-anon... you know they can expand it right?

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>Loon

>>74137233
conformity is their culture

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>>74137375

>>74137302
>people will still defend the supporters shield

>>74121903
http://www.newyorkredbulls.com/post/2017/02/08/new-york-red-bulls-cancel-preseason-trip-sacramento
>never

>>74137558
>Chattanooga Football Club
>CFC
>logo looks similar to NYCFC

Why is Tennessee such a wretched hive of scum and villainy?

>>74138474

;_;

>>74137090
SOLAR
POWER
EVERY
______

>>74139483
.... square foot of Trump's wall.

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>never forget

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>>74140111

>>74140170
Oh, we know.

>>74140170

>muh god given division 1 status
>muh rowdies

>>74140630
fuck off, florida

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Sup Hosers

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>>74140795

>a fucking LEAF

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>>74140795
How ya doing bud

What can you tell me about NYC FC? Are they any good besides Pirlo and Villa?

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>>74140826
DISKERUD

>>74140869
ALL NIIIIIIIGHT

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Your Gold cup 2018 and world cup 2018 semifinalists, ladies and gentlemen

>>74140826
Nah

>>74140908
But these are all players that play in Europe

But I'm Canadian, so what do I know

>>74140908
*Gold cup 2017

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>>74140938
Here's one with MLS mixed in

>>74140972
Why do people hate Altidore?

>>74141045
Because he's not that good. MLS is his level.

>>74140972
>Horvath

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>mlels

>>74141103
He's the only decent gk we have in Europe. MLelS shitters like the permaded Hamid, manlet Rimando or Robles arent going to cut it

>>74141045
He's trash and has been exposed in big games.

See all of 2015, Mexico games, ML Scup final against Shitattle his stints in england and spain.

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>>74141260
Thank you for reminding me.

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>>74141340
That was needlessly acrobatic, and he was out of position anyway. Then again, I'm slightly biased.

>>74141045
People hate him because he never delivers. Go read all the facebook comments on US Soccer's fb page and look at the posts where they shill for Altidore. Even normies know he's shit.

>>74141045
I dont hate him but he's very overrated even by mls standards. He doesnt even crack the top 5 strikers in the league. I guess the fans are tired of him being shoved down their throats with not so neutral mls sponsored commentators like Twellman or Lalas the cunt claiming he's so great

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Simple!

http://deadspin.com/mlss-simple-transfer-rules-explained-in-one-handy-chart-1792141781

>>74141963
So easy a President could understand it.

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>Soon

>>74140908
>>74140972

Stop posting your bait

who /gettingtomorrowoffprobablysogoingout/ here

>>74142992
Here lad, except probably not

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>>74143079
rip you
what did he mean by this???????

What teams are the /goodguys/?

>>74143275
the energy drinks

>>74143275
UNION

And Dallas

>>74143319
A brazilian owns the Orlando City, are they the baddies?

>>74143275
You'll never get a unified answer.

Except Minnesota, they're too irrelevant to be hated

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>>74143283

>>74143319
>FC Sallad
Wrong

>>74143354
Don't know

Im gay

>>74143275
Minnesota, Philly, Columbus, and Orlando

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>NYCFC losing to CS LITERAL WHO

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found a new name for the red bulls

>>74143625
Who the actual fuck is "CS Emelec"

>>74143659
All I know is Alexi Lalas once played there

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>>74143275
>they hate us because they wanna be us.
Yfw weve been the good guys all along.

https://twitter.com/NYCFC/status/829488788770537473

>MLels keep showing flares even though it's not allowed

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I'm late on this but I can't miss the opportunity to reuse OC

>>74129842
you have reading comprehension issues, don't you?

>>74141216
Forgetting Bingham
>Bingham 1.15 GAA 72.6 Sv%
>Robles 1.29 GAA 69.9 Sv%
>Rimando 1.33 GAA 66.4 Sv%

>>74143275
San Jose, Revs

>>74144116
>San Jose

nope, they're both shit AND the bad guys

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our autistic tico got 21 (You)s on facebook today

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>>74143489
metamodernism my dude

>>74143590
Fuck off, Lisa.

>>74143640
thanks

>>74144299
oh dear

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>>74144299

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>>74144299

>>74141963
Is this cricket?

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>>74143275
The Sounders. Hear me out:

1) Consistent leaders of attendance league-wide, they are responsible for showing the growth and potential of MLS, and that it's worth keeping around, and also profitable.
2) They don't have a soccer-specific stadium, they share the stadium with the local NFL franchise, showing teams can fill these stadiums, and teams need not spend extra money on a new stadium when the potential is already there.
3) You can't call any fans bandwagoners if the team has only been around since 2007.
4) They only have one MLS title. This makes them the underdog.
5) Their owner isn't a money grubbing d-bag. He literally hosts The Price is Right.

>>74144299
Truly the epitome of performance art

>>74144485
Fuck off you self righteous prick

>>74145070
Thoughtful commentary.

>>74143898
>be league leaders for 20 years
>get only hate from butthurt faggots with shit teams

>>74144485
>if the team has only been around since 2007.
I was starting to think this post was serious.

>>74145555
I was gonna argue with you but quads so well done.

>>74144485
if u think ur the good guys u aint the good guys

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>>74144485
>if the team has only been around since 2007.

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>>74145671
Different league, different team, stolen name, my friend.

>>74145749
>stolen name
Are you referring to MLS' sounders?

>>74145671
If you're claiming that, then the Quakes and Whitecaps are over 40 years old as well

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>>74144485

>>74145938
>named team LAFC instead of Aztecs
Still mad.

>>74145962
maybe 15 years down the road when LA is awarded a third team, they can name them the Aztecs.

>>74145962
people would have raised a stink about it like the redskins now, though it's not really the same.

also the lags were gonna take the mantle, but the naming rights weren't secured so yeah, that would have been a fun timeline.

Houston Dynamo's preseason series is pretty great: https://youtu.be/8n0xJQBFj_o

>>74144299
This fucking autist....

>>74146033
Last seasons coverage was also good, it was also funny seeing the one video where the two spanish players they signed walked through BBVA with Chris Canetti and he told them, "This season no one expects anything big from us, we're gonna suprise them."

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new galaxy secondary jersey looks slick as fuck

gonna have to cop me one with van damme, i wish he wasn't number 37 though

also getting the primary jersey of my homeboy jack mcbean

>>74146466
gonna get a van damme too.

>>74146466
looks a lot like the Sounders secondary from last season, just with more yellow and less neon blue.

still cool looking.

>>74146466
McBean done with Coventry already?

>>74145962
Wish >we were named Toronto Blizzard instead of TFC.

>>74147730
You were the first City Name FC team, which means you were doing it before it was cool
Soak it up, enjoy it

>>74146796
He's back from his loan. He'll probably get a bunch of starts when the other forwards are with their national teams.

It's 8am and im drunk off my ass, can someone convince me the quakes will make the playoffs this year considering the new signings?

>>74148417
'''no'''

Minnesota has more of a chance, kek.

>>74148439
On the plus side, I was already expecting something like that, so I'm not really dissapointed

>tfw I'm bringing like 10 friends to the home opener

>>74148417
>It's 8am and im drunk off my ass
Y

>>74148522
Packing because im leaving today to San Diego for my little brother's bachelor party

thanks for reading my blog post

>>74146466
>wearing another mans name

top cuck

>>74148589
>have to drive down to socal
>better get drunk first
Quakesfag please

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>trade with your "rival"
>acquire a top college prospect for a second rounder
>AND get MLS to count him as a Union homegrown when he came up with the Red Bull's

BASED EARNIE

>>74148589
>San Diego
>no soccer

Good luck

>>74148685
6d chess

PRESEASON MATCH-UPS

THURSDAY 2/9
>Chicago Fire vs Philadelphia Union, TBD
>Minnesota United vs Vancouver Whitecaps, 8pm
>Portland Timbers vs Real Salt Lake, 10:30pm

ALSO

>Desert Diamond Cup, 2/18

>>74149338
That Chicago-Philly game is actually on in like 3 minutes.

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>http://www.dirtysouthsoccer.com/2017/2/1/14452324/the-all-atlanta-hip-hop-starting-xi

>no Gucci Mane

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I'm literally shaking right now

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>>74149484
fucking waka just released a diss track about gucci im so mad

almost as mad about watching this preseason game where dax is playing for the fire for some reason???

http://streamable.com/ieizb

>>74149813
What's the problem? At least it's not Vizio.

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>>74103155
FULL TORONTO FC SCHEDULE

FROM TWITTER

WITH GAY IPHONE EMAIL APP EDITED OUT

>>74115177
The gopher stadium? It's meh, there really isn't a lot of info about the one they're building yet. It does sound like the field will be above the first few rows of seats like Old Trafford, that should be nice

>>74150381
There's actually an app for MLS, it doesn't look like that.

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>LOON

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They updated the FIFA rankings

Not pictured is Canada (117th, up 3) ;_;

>>74151160
>USA 29 in the world
>Costa Rica 19

Hey random question, is there a city in Costa Rica where hockey is the number one sport and no one likes soccer?

>>74151188
A hamlet or province that only likes NHL (National Hockey League)

>>74151198
Yes that's what I asked.

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>its a Yaro has surgery so now none other than Oguchi Onyewu will most likely be starting for us episode

>>74151515
Oh man, I forgot all about this gif.

>MNU preseason game tonight

They beat you to the pitch, ATL

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>>74151160

>we used to be top 20

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More new kits

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IT'S (ALMOST) HAPPENING

>>74152287
I like the stripes

>>74152415
What judges?

>>74152581
So called judges.

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>the burrow of San Antonio

>>74152813
inb4
>still closer than jersey

>>74149813
>record setting

what record?

>>74152827
I like how everyone has just accepted that team is going to continue playing in a baseball stadium.

>>74151160
God fuck Klinsmann for making us go that low. Hopefully Arena can fix the backline and have us playing like a decently defensive minded team with creative talent like Johnson, Pulisic, Nagbe and Wood on top

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Welp. Looks like I have successfully forced this meme to the next level guys. Thanks for making this possible.


>Soon