Eagles fan here

>anybody
>less attractive than you

Stay mad filthadelphia

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>>74079340
Loving. Every. Laugh.

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>>74079340
kek

>>74079778

i'm actually really attractive and intelligent

I keep up with my hygiene regularly and have an above average looking face. I also have a superb fashion sense, I own a $200 pair of timberlands and get all my clothes exclusively from designer outlets.

I'm also really intelligent and interesting personality wise, I study world history and philosophy in my free time and also have pretty sufficient amplitude in building things with electronics and motors. I regularly read Noam Chomsky and Christopher Hitchens to truly get a better understanding on humanity as a whole

Yet somehow I'M a kissless virgin. Dipshit meathead Chads that literally have a third grade level of intelligence are the non-virgins here, but me - a near literal genius is the loner.

It's fucking bullshit and really shows the decline of western society to the rest of the world

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>mfw the eagles will NEVER EVER win a super bowl

>>74080325
is this pasta

who will win it first, the cards or the eagles

can the eagles handle the shame of being the only bird crew team with no ring?

>>74080911
Unoriginal and slightly edited, but yes, pasta.

>>74079340
Lions fan here
>tfw

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>>74080814

Thanks for reminding me that I'm a virgin

>>74082416
Congratulations on your regular season wins lol