YuroBowl 2017 Grand Final thread #5

>only 42k tweets per minute

lel

Germany vs Brazil did 580k tweets per minute

>insurmountable

well fuck my cock right down to the balls thats the biggest word I've ever heard an American say

First for Marco Silva

#NotMyPresident

>>74076786
They don't have Gaga's ass running around though

This whole event is just the most ridiculous thing

>some literally who noname slut giving the twitter feedback about the gaga concert during the halftime of this capitalistic event of the year with 10 ads for every 1 minute of actual play

You can't make this up

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POST RARE WHY

>>74076786
>muh social media engagement

>>74076786
>expecting anyone but amerilards to give a fuck about advertsbowl.

Of course.

#weaccept

This feels significantly more FA cup final tier rather than anything even approaching champions league final tier

>>74076786
That was one of my best days of my life. Called into work sick, watched the game so all of central/south America get BTFO by superior German engineering.

I am back lads

>NO ONE could have predicted this score at half time

actually, I bet someone somewhere in the world did exactly that. what a stupid thing to say.

>>74076786

>Tweeting at all ever

fucken normies

>>74076786
in all fairness its not every day that eleven brazilian men getting abused by germans gets televised

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#retire_Bradley

>>74076912
football is dying

3 and O U T
still life in the old dog

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>>74076868

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>>74076950

>>74076950
>yanks in control of not being hyperbolic

>>74076926
Welcome back lad.

>>74076912
this 2bh

very disappointed so far
and i honestly had an open mind towards this

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>>74076868

>>74076913
i watched at home with my mum

Jay Ajayi.

dat return

I can't handle this shit

>>74076864
and it's an annual event

today is considered a de facto holiday here

>>74077030
woke af

>the accent on this fucking guy

What the fuck am I hearing?

>Jay Ajayi
has some weird British/American hybrid accent

>>74077036
It's the BEST LEAGUE IN THE WORLD, full of INTENSITY and COMPETITIVENESS! But it doesn't compare to the MAGIC OF THE CUP!

Fuck off, your sports pundits are even worse than ours.

>>74077090
sieg heil my friend

>>74076912
Super Bowl = Champions Leage final
World Series = Premier League
NBA Finals = FA Cup
Stanley Cup = League Cup

HE'S KINDA BRITISH. A LITTLE.

IT'S ENOUGH. GET HIM IN THE STUDIO

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>le_patsface

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>the state of Our Boy Jay Ajayi's accent

He sounded more American midseason

>feminsm the advert

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha

DIE WANDERHURE

Getting boring now, think I'll go to sleep lads
Wake me up if anything significant happens

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>>74076868
I need more Tony's

>>74077147
state of it

>first non multiracial ad
>its cgi the white woman falls in love with

The comeback is on 10-21 any second now

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>>74076868

>>74077207
Are you watching BBC? Who did they get on that's "kinda British"?

When will the fans banter each other?

Will we hear a "WEVE GOT X" chant at the very least?

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tfw goal body

>DriveProgress
I'm so sorry you had to see this.

>>74077147
It keeps switching between English and American...

>>74077304
Jay Ajayi

>>74077343
should have inflated more

>>74077333
would slap those cheeks

>black cowboys

How many fucking 24 legacy ads are we going to see?

>he hasn't called anyone f-am
fucks sake lad at least represent

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>>74077147
>>74077256

>>74077326

>YOU FAT BASTARD, YOU FAT BASTARD
>nobody knows who it's directed at

>>74077304
Jay Ajayi. British born to Nigerian parents, moved to the US aged 7. Closest thing we have to a Brit in the NFL

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>>74077392

>butterfingers

>>74076786
DELET THIS!

>>74077428
>Nigerian who lives in America
>"British"

>>74077410
Enough until you accept a black protagonist Goyim

>>74077326
yeah

we don't do that shit here

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>>74077426

What's the % chance the patriots can et back into this game

>>74077505
0

fuck yeh falcons

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>put up $1000 for the Pats and took the over

>>74077505
100%

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>>74077428
>>74077428
>former Bunco

I like you -_-

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>>74077407
>white cowboy

>>74077505
3.21%

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>Full contact sport
>"Holding" somebody is classed as a foul

What a fucking meme sport

>>74077505
50

>>74077505
50%

>>74077428

Nah, there's Menelik Watson, Graham Gano and Jack Crawford right now

>>74077505
69%

>>74077426
>WE ONLY GET SHIT REFS, WE ONLY GET SHIT REFS
>WHICH ONE'S THE SHIT ONE THERE'S SEVEN OF THEM

>>74077478
>closest thing have to a Brit

>>74077326

I would dissolve into a pool of jizz if I heard a "21-0 and you fucked it up" chant tonight

the only thing I dislike so far are the incessant flags

>>74077326
WE'VE GOT BRADY
THOMAS BRADY
I JUST DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND
WHILE BILL'S MAKING THE CALLS
A TEMP DEFLATES THE BALLS
WE'VE GOT THOMAS BRADY

>butterfingers

>4th and 12
Are Atlanta the greatest team in history?

pats cant do shit to this defense

its literally over

ahahahahahahaha Edeljew

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Guys....

Brady is quite alright in this game, but his teammates suck.

>>74077568
I will never understand the appeal of it when the action happens in such brief windows and there are so many stoppages.

>tfw Kevin Cadle isn't fronting the Sky coverage anymore

Kevin pls come back ;_;

>>74077505
18-1%

>>74077705
it's weird because it doesn't look like Brady is under that much pressure but the passes are either shit or the receivers blow it

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All these white boys that can't catch

Edelman, Hogan, Mitchell... WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOUR FUCKING HANDS

>>74077505
not memeing, >15%

falcons look rock solid, most likely score at least another 10 points.

>>74077728
woahhhhhhhh

FUCK WHITE PEOPLE OPEN BORDERS FUCK WHITE PEOPLE OPEN BORDERS FUCK WHITE PEOPLE OPEN BORDERS FUCK WHITE PEOPLE OPEN BORDERS FUCK WHITE PEOPLE OPEN BORDERS

Brady's wife will divorce him tomorrow.

Have the Pats receivers been eating fucking butter, not seen them make a fucking catch so far

What happened to Kev lads?

>dude weed

>>74077779
gewd answer

>>74077728
BED TIME FOR DRUMPFY

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:^)

i missed it was that mike pence

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>>74077647

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>>74077728

>>74077728
Those lights don't match the patterns they're supposed to represent at all.

Poor Germans.

>>74077879
It's hard to catch a fully inflated ball.

>>74077647
>>74077326
I wish we did that kind of shit. It seems fun desu.

SCIENCE MAN

>>74078012

This.

>>74077735
realize that a lot of people are partying
it is a show more than a sports event

someone pls explain Drumpf "joke"

>>74077728
seems like bullshit

>>74078084
John "current year" Oliver

>>74078012
The image is presenting alternative lights and they match up perfectly.

>>74078062
BILL (Bill Bill Bill) BILL

>pats
>super bowl team

fuck the afc

kek, that pats defenceman

>>74077728
I'm impressed at the speed of which this misinformation was created that seems plausible

but none of the lights match up senpai

Desperately need a turnover now

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Is this really happening??

>>74078084
donald trump's family came from germany and was named drumpf, then changed it to trumpf and then to trump once they went to murrca

kek can hear the presenters trying not to laugh.

what a fucking pass lads

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>>74077647

>>74078084
trump family name before the move to america

>>74078288
That's nice. I don't see why it's used as an "insult" now, though. Very confusing to me.

>All this booing because the Patriots didn't get an interception
W O N D E R F U L

OGRE
G
R
E

Was it satanic???

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>Pats giving up all these Yards After Contact

Fuck it's just like watching the Colts all season

>>74078366
They're shouting SANUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>>74078084

>>74078356
BECAUSE ITS SOUNDS FUNNY AND FOREIGN GEDDIT?

One thing I don't understand. They are in Houston, but they told me this is more like a home game for the Patriots. Why would that be when they are east coast and Atlanta is South?

Do they lose a down if its an incomplete pass?

"well defensed"

GAME OVER

BTFO
T
F
O

4-0.5

>this refegg
no fucking contact

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>>74078425

>starting from the crust

He really is a monster

TOUCHDOWN!!!
REKT!!!!
Fucking feels good
It is like fucking trump in the ass with a big black dick

FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

B L O W O U T
L
O
W
O
U
T

Pretty much over

RIP

This games over lads

EXPOSED

What an absolute fucking shambles

>>74078083
I get that the stoppages are probably more numerous and longer tonight than any other game, but the constant resetting of play is what kills it for me. There's just no flow to it.

Patriots well and truly....


B L A C K E D

>>74078442
each time you snap the ball it's a down

is it over

should i go to bed

GG, shit game good night

THIS IS A MASSACRE

SOMEBODY STOP THIS

I have learned a lot about this sport but I still don't understand that pass interference rule.

BURGERS FINALLY BOOING SOMETHING

THEY'VE ONLY GONE AND DONE IT LADS

AMERICLAP BANTER INCOMING

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>THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN SLIP NOW

4-0.5 now

Is this the biggest EXPOSED of the season, in any sport?

>>74078397
>le hull man trip
just fuck off already

Will brits still bandwagon the pats after this?

basically 7:1

>>74078570
It's because you're not drinking enough honestly.

also

EXPOSED

4-0.5
Is New England the Brasil of Handegg

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>>74078519
You guys don't have stuff crust over there?

Doesn't America have obscenity laws preventing the live broadcast of rape???

It's over isnt it.

BREXIT AND TRUMP BANTZ

GAME OVER

GAME OVER

GAME OVER

ATLANTA BABY

ATLANTA BABY

ATLANTA BABY

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GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL

>pay $5000 minimum to watch a blowout

>>74078356
he make some his money off name selling

i thought the superbowl was between the two best teams

how did patriots get here

>this ad supporting Green Peace terrorism
very confusing

For you euros

the score is 4 to 0.143

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E X P O S E D
X
P
O
S
E
D

AMERIFATS
at what point does a score become embarrassing?

I'd say in soccer 3-0 is pretty bad 4-0 is embarrassing

Of course she would love whales

okay this is it

confirmed pats choke

confirmed brody aint GOAT memes spamming /sp/ for the next weeks

confirmed mediocre halftime show

confirmed waking up hangover tomorrow regretting having watched this shitshow

>>74078638
You can't prevent a guy from having the ability to catch the ball. Otherwise they'd always knock down the wide recievers

>>74078570
the excitement is that it's very explosive, every thing is at full tempo every play, rather than there being fast and slow phases of play.

it's just different to what we're used to, it's like listening to a new genre of music and not getting it immediately.

trump will never ever recover

>>74078817
At least 2 of the goals don't count as they weren't scored where the weird frame thing is. Should have been goal kicks.

>THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

>>74078889

43-8

Melissa is THICC.

>>74078929
>for the next weeks
It will never end.
Brady didn't play too well, but butterfinger receivers and the D-line being no match for Atlanta played a much bigger part.

>>74078570
>resetting of play
yes, in that sense it is a different game than any team sports with continuous action, especially if you compare to rugby

>>74078356
There's apparently something shameful about trying to integrate into a new country when you become a citizen.

Actually, if the Patriots could learn to catch the ball and Brady stop being a faggot who folds under the slightest bit of pressure. They might be able to get back in the game.

Especially if the Refs carry them like they did on that one drive Brady shit all the free first downs they got away.

my dog won't stop whining cause I'm not in bed with him this late

what a silly faggot haha

Excuse me, but did Patriots already lose?

>Elton John

top kek he looks bored shitless

STRANGER THINGS

>Pence pointing

Think he just had someone executed

>Halloween

Fuck You Netflix

>implying Brady won't come back

Screencap this Patriots will win

>>74079093
ha

>captcha is "play for sale"
hey tom, wanna buy?

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These digits confirm patriots will come back in the 4th quarter....

>>74079139
=3

>>74079121
Obviously only came for genderbander freak GaGa

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What is this guys name? I missed it when they showed him in the video.

>>74079220
How many quarters are there?

why everyone on falcon team is black man

>>74079111
It's 4-0.5 so pretty much

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>>74079154
he's emulating Biden

>>74079254
pomf

>halloween
oh fuck off i thought it was way sooner

>>74078943
I know that, but it just seems to be randomly called and I can never really tell why some ones are and others aren't.

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>>74079154


Are there any queers in the theater tonight?
Get them up against the wall!
There's one in the spotlight, he don't look right to me,
Get him up against the wall!
That one looks Jewish!
And that one's a coon!
Who let all of this riff-raff into the room?
There's one smoking a joint,
And another with spots!
If I had my way,
I'd have all of you shot!

has lewis run for a single positive yard all night?

>>74079154

more like find gays in crowd and point secret service to arrest them for electrocute them after game

>>74079121
He probably only went for Lady Gaga.

>This support act is so boring
>Oh no, they're back on again
>Their dancing is awful and they keep bumping into each other

>>74079316
10

>>74079355
there are some calls that get called seemingly pretty arbitrarily

like offensive holding, it happens to some degree every single snap but only gets called sometimes.

This would be a Sweden tier comeback.

What the fuck? We're into trick plays now?

>>74079111
To better explain, it is 7:1 already

>>74079508
Thanks. This is my first Yurobowl!

>>74079308
>mike-pence.jpg

>>74079065
true but handegg is all about the quarterback drama

>>74079317
Atlanta is a black city

always nice to see a lateral

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>>74079373
>>74079373

>>74079308
Mike "you like the cock, you get a shock" Pence

>>74079308
MY PANTS

The biggest ever blowout in SB history is by 45 points. Atlanta could quite easily top that tonight at this rate, couldn't they?

>>74079308
Blandie McBandface

Brady looks shit

I think the Patriots are on to Cincinati

>letting the clock run down
>WE GOT ENOUGH TIME, NO WORRIES

This match is nice and all but compared to things like Germany - Brazil or England - Iceland it's nothing

>>74079308
Mike "Ride the Lightning" Pence

>>74079583
How can there be an all black city? Besides, these teams don't recruit locally.

Where can I see live stats like Brady's QB rating?

>>74079633
unlikely

>>74079355
You can shove and push a receiver till they're some yards away from the start of the play, but then you can't be as aggressive.

Brady Rushing
BRADY RUSHING

Tom Vick

>>74079317
>>74079583
kek you guys are funny
all nfl teams have a lot of blacks

>>74079713
>How can there be an all black city?
what is Detroit, what is Chicago.

the american commentators also seemed bored as fuck

no emotions at all

>39 year old quarterbacks shouldn't be able to do this
what, run 15 metres? fucking americans i swear

reindeer moment

i am watching this entire 4 hour match and i still don't get it.

>>74079805
Joe buck is a meme because of how unemotional his calling is

>>74079713
Pandering to the locals

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>>74079814

Odds on Brady retiring after this?

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>>74078753
lad we had this, do you seriously think we wouldn't have stuffed crust?

>>74079797
Yeah Chicago is totally all black.

>this awful playcalling
Belicheckem has given up

>>74079805
Congratulations

You just discovered the magic that is Joe Buck and Troy Aikman.

ABOUT FUCKING TIME

>>74079797
>Chicago
>>All black

Spoken like a true britbong

>>74079926
>the township of germany

>>74079922
displeased_Brian_Urlacher.tiff

COMEBACK CONFIRMED

COMEBACK IS FUCKING ON NO NOODLES FOR ME

DOINK

hahahahahahahahahaa
retards

Trollbar

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>>74079839
>Croatia beating Czech Republic
>Fans throw flares disrupting game
>Croatia doesn't win

That was more confusing for me tbvh famalam

L M A O
M
A
O

>can't even kick straight

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>TROLLPOST

that was a pity touchdown

Atlanta are good sportsmen

MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

>missed FG

you're fucking shitting me

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Mein Führer the Patriots couldn't convert the Field Goal

Jesus Christ. How can you not hit the target from there?

>Missing the kick

JUST

>misses the goal

HAHAHAHA

NO GOOD

BANTS BANTS BANTS

>shit cow sky

>>74080022
congratulations on wasting half the quarter on one of four needed touchdowns

>trollbar
KEK

how much does that miss matter in a typical game?

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POINKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Houstanbul on

>>74080038
Can't . Stop. Laughing.

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>YFW THIS ISN'T EVEN BRADY'S FINAL FORM

HOW WIDE DO YOU WANT THE GOAL

>>74079919
jesus christ we don't even have this ridiculous shit in burgerland
a line was crossed there

>>74080122
not FG, PAT

>practically the 4th quarter
>COMEBACK IS ON

heh

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>NO GOOD
>NO GOOD
>NO GOOD

>>74079919
what the fuck

>>74080122
>>74080132
don't worry it was just an extra point not a field goal, won't really matter in the end anyway

Lads pls I want to watch burger handegg too

Where do I find acestream?

Could you imagine these NFL kickers trying to take a tight angle conversion in Rugby?

>>74080213
>german """"math"""""

>>74080261
that doesn't look bad at all since you can just eat the shit separate. not like those pizzas with literal hotdogs in the crust

#Giveadamn

Would CR7 have made that?

>>74080132
Fucking lmao

>no goalkeeper
>hits the post
more like torreskowski, amirite?

>>74080219
not much. in a close game? could be everything.

in this game? wew lad

>>74080302
2bdaeeb245c769f5617b36d9cd79a75f00eddf58

Here's the link, you have to download ace player if you want to use it though.

>>74080309
Americans aren't good with going any direction but straight on, look at their cars.

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>>74080383

>>74080219
in a tighter game it can mean the difference between going to overtime and losing

Seriously what the fuck are the Patriots doing now?

>this kicker

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>>74079919
As bad as that is, it still doesn't top a munchy box. Mental to think that some people eat these by themselves.

>>74080299
still it is fucking RARE
embarrassing
and that onside kick was lmao too
jesus

>>74080469
good lord

i could so easily way so much more

>>74080531
choking lad

they're choking

>>74080531
Attempting an onside kick, which made a decent amount of sense. It was just poorly executed.

>>74080469
>canadians attempt at Raclette

kek

swiss masterrace reporting in

>>74080554
>still it is fucking RARE
It isn't.

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>>74080550

is this the equivalent of Poop's RBs as CMs meme? Are we witnessing meme Footbawl?

>>74080469
I want that hot cheese

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>American cuisine

>>74080418
>2bdaeeb245c769f5617b36d9cd79a75f00eddf58

Why does it show me Chelsea Liverpool?

>>74080469
This arouses me.

What was the bigger Blowout?
7-1 or this

>>74080622
the fuck is an onside kick

>predictability getting cucked

heh

>Baywatch
>moonman

>>74079308

mike "the final solution to the gay problem" pence

TICK
OF
THE
CLOCK

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so what's the score?

>>74080693
https://www.reddit.com/r/nflstreams/

>>74080649
what is this

>>74080649
What the hell is that??

>>74080763
This is still 4-1, ours was worst

>>74080649
what the actual fuck is this

>scissors

what. the. fuck.
has the world gone mad?