Is handegg the most fat acceptance sport out there?

>>74068138
Weird way to spell sumo

>>74068138
Maybe Bowling or Darts

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>320lbs
>run faster than any soccer player

those 300 pound dudes still move faster than you, leaf

>>74069093
but could he last for more than 90+ minutes?

>>74069441
for 3 seconds, yes

if they run more than 100m like that they probably die

>>74069816
Of course not, but they also don't need to. Their bodies are conditioned to very different stresses.

>>74069093
How fast could he run with a ball dominated between his feet? That's how you measure speed in soccer

>>74069816
American athletes can't do more than one thing at the same time, they have to stop after 10 seconds of running to breath

>>74069816
>90 minutes...
>can literally stall the game indefinitely by just passing the ball between the fullbacks to catch breath

wha

>>74069093

Sure...

American Football
Dri Archer, RB (2014) — 4.26 seconds or an average of 30.9 km/hr
Chris Johnson, RB (2008) — 4.24 seconds or an average of around 31.05 km/hr
Bo Jackson, RB – 4.12 seconds or an average of 31.95 km/hr

Football
Arjen Robben (2014) — top speed of 37 km/hr
Theo Walcott (Arsenal) — top speed of 35.7 km/hr
Antonio Valencia (Manchester United) — top speed of 35.1 km/hr
Gareth Bale (Real Madrid) — top speed of 34.7 km/hr
Aaron Lennon (Tottenham) — top speed of 33.8 km/hr
Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid) — top speed of 33.6 km/hr
Lionel Messi (Barcelona) — top speed of 32.5 km/hr

Also, Robben's top speed referenced above happened during the 2014 World Cup match between the Netherlands and Spain, after he had been running for more than 1 hour

>>74071113

1. Those handegg times are from a dead stop(you can't just average the time when it starts from zero)
2. handegg actually does tests on players to measure their times
3. observing times from footage is unreliable

>>74071113
>Messi is faster than all these gyganiggas
Sounds like bullshit

>>74068138
THICC

>Be paid to be bearmode strong so nobody can beat you in a shoving match
>WTF why are they fat

>>74068138
>hand-egg vs dive-grass athlete thread

NFL players would absolutely destroy the world's top Fotbol players is just about any other teams sport.

Fotbol would smoke NFL in cross-country running though.

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>>74068138
>what is Sumo Wrestling

>>74073560
Heh can't hit what you can't catch, checkmate atheists. *slow walks away with dual katanas*

literally kill yourself if you enjoy futbol you low test cucks watch mma

futbol is for children and literal cucks and sissies

>>74076799
I killed 2 men with my bare hands in Falluja.

But mma is nice to watch.