YuroBowl 2017 Grand Final thread #2

>de gay

These negroes on the Beeb seem fun

>de gay

>de gay

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Name 3 more boring sports

Good luck

REFBALL

semen slurping sport

>semen slurping sport

>de gay

some guy with a camera got slept lmaoo

cameraman btfo

8rst for i'm from the usa and i don't care who knows it

>Handegg

>>74062931
Bet that's what yer mam thinks as well

>sophie schneider
>german as fuck name
>looks hispanic

goddamn americans

The ball used to be made of pig skin but the fat lads lining up at the front kept trying to eat it so they changed it, good change imo it used to cause such a hold up.

>>74062764
>black white and red
>eagle
looks like a fancy German Kaiserreich crest

>de gay

nth for watching the colonials ruin our beloved sport

I think the clock is broken. Kick off was 15 minutes ago but the clock says they've only played 5

Is it something to do with different time-zones, or are they using Imperial minutes as opposed to metric? Sorry, this is my first superbowl, please advise me.

>>74062954
baseball, cricket

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what are you drinking tonite lads?

>a cute girl will never deliver a handegg to you

who is the Jurgen Klopp of the NFL?

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Just woke up
>Commercials suck
>Half-time show will suck

>>74062954
golf
baseball

err

wait, is golf a sport?

So is that guy's camera broken?

how is this impressive? he made a fast pass and no one was jumping on him

Brady has a shotgun? Isn't that dangerous for everyone else? Does he have a concealed carry permit or is he just showing it off to everyone?

>>74063043
The clock is deffo broken, it's counting down instead of up.

Hope some twat gets the sack for that mistake.

fuck these quick whities

Baseball is the better yank sport 2bh

how do you pronounce dont'a?

>>74063043
Time passes slower because its a boring uneventful sport m8

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POST
BEER
HERE
M8S'

>>74063070
Chip Kelly
He got BTFO

>>74063070
DAnte Hightower

>>74063060
Pineapple juice : )

>>74063149
negro

>>74063060
her piss

FUCKING HANDBALL WTF

>>74063145
no, just no

baseball is not even a real sport 2bh

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>tfw already on my second cuppa and literally nothing has happened yet

Can't wait until the 2nd quarter when shit posters fuck off desu

Why are there yanks in this thread?

>slippy m

I just love the constant action, it's nothing like boring boring sawker

>>74063169
isn't he called Don'te or something

>american """sports"""
>only have to be able to run for like 5 seconds at a time, no further stamina needed

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Why is Tom Brady based as fuck?

haha did you see that dive?
wtf should be a yellow

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What is this noncery?

>>74063206
Brace yourself this will take hours and may yield nothing of interest.

>2017
>slipping

>>74063206
>2 cuppas in 20 minutes

W E W L A D
E
W
L
A
D

Whatever you do

No matter what

Ever

EVER

A Hightower

this is the worst sport the WORST sport

>>74063229
They think the Queen is going to turn up. They love that old bint.

>play for """"5"""" minutes
>take a break
honestly the state of these yanks

>>74063199
Fuck you

Baseball is fun, it's like cricket for comfiness too.

>>74063070
Andy Reid

>>74063145

nhl akshully
8B

>>74063274
MODS

Joe Buck saying MITCHELL really triggers my neurons

>>74063274
REFFED

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>>74063145
oh I can't w8 for spring ball and opening season

>>74063281
>le self hating yank attention seeking I'm the yuro bowl thread

Just fuck off please

>he slipped

>>74063161
korev cornish lager here. It's alright

>>74063274
blowjobs with braces sounds like it would be extremely painful

>>74063229
No sticky so I'm a refugee. EU will take me right?

>Brodley

>This Ninja celebrating literally nothing

>loss of 9
>score still 0-0

don't think these pundits know what they're talking about tbqhwy lads

>>74063060
water

>>74063145
yep

>>74063199
handegg is just watered down rugby

Brady BTFO

>here comes the big guy
lyl

shut the fuck up about the condition of our players you wankers

an all hamburger diet comes with some drawbacks, okay?

SACKED
A
C
K
E
D

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SACKED

You in the dawg pound nigguh.

Was literally just typing out an autistic screeching post about wanting Brady to get sacked

>Brady

>>74063360

You're a big guy

>>74063229
Because this thread is comfy and I enjoy the banter

>0-0

Not sure this school shooting sport is for me

Based Mike predicted this would be a low-scoring game. It looks like he was right.

>>74063347
I love myself tho. America too.

Brady just got sacked? Does that mean they have to stop the game while they advertise for a new quarterback? Does he get redundancy payments?

>James White
>is brown

It's very progressive of the yanks to let fat chaps join in with their sports, have to say they got us beat there.

SOFTSACKED

best parts is when they blast trap during the boring passes

>>74063345
Early stage of the baseball season is great to bet on

HOREY SHIET

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Who is the vice Brady of Patriots?

pick 6 incoming

BLACKED

>>74063485
>is named after a President
>is black

every time

It's another Tom Brady is gonna get sacked 5000 times in the SB episode

>>74063469
Yanks don't understand comfy or banter. You always ruin these threads

>>74063483
This was a shit joke but I laughed

Who /Migos/ here

anyone else watching the Carl live stream?

TEABAGGED

great shot
but an even better save

get FUCKED brady

cuckdy is so shit

Btfo

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>literally a sport about just running into each other like two-digit IQ bulls, ramming other people down and pulling them with you

>>74063229
I am a Europhile.

I would legit let any euro in this thread fuck my wife...

she's actually hot too.

PASS THE FUCKING BALL BLUD

is the guy hogging the ball without ever throwing actually considered the GOAT?

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>TOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTO

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God damn it, this shit is so fucking boring.

>>74063539
George Bush

>this hoofball
it's like i'm watching the English NT

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Rate my meme bets lads

Woah this is trippy, I had some weed earlier it must have been bad. Been watching for what feels like half an hour but only 10 mins have gone

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>tfw Colts have the Big Mac Sack where you get a free burger the next day

>brady just got sacked.

Feel sorry for the lad, how's he gonna feed his missus and kid now?

>The absolute STATE of Tim Brody

holy shit is Brady gonna get injured this game?

he's an old man, can't be taking hits like that

>>74063622
no he's THE system babby

BRADY FUKEN

E
X
P
O
S
E
D

The fuck Arnold? Stop advertising shitty mobile games.

>>74063229
we have crushes on the british and you always play hard to get.

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>>74063582

>>74063652
>>74063634
Germans nailing it lel

lol all those niggers chimping

Where my /noncasual/ yuro bros at? How long till these shitposters go?

Who is the Zlatan Ibrahimovic of Handegg?

>Two Scat Cherokee

Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub. Yo da dub dub.

what the fuck were they saying then

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>>74063634


>doesn't like the D

this is so boring. how can pardners watch this week in week out?

>>74063676
first bong joke I've keked at

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>catches the ball
>everyone leaves him alone

wut?

this absolute mobile trash

>>74063573
Cry more bitch nigga

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>>74063652

Not enough betting adverts for my tastes desu lads.

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I hope Lady Gaga falls down and breaks her leg

Wot

Why do they keep hoofing it long?

Should get some 1-2s going on to play out from the back. Where's the positional play?

>>74063789
YOU WATCH RUGBY YOU DUMB FUCK

YOU KNOW WHAT A MARK IS

>>74063684
leld

>>74063768
Odell Beckham Jr

>NEW ENGLAND'S BRAVE TOM BRADY

>>74063761

>>74063782
>burger in a bong thread

nah senpai

Is Ray Anderson anything big in the NFL, he's some sort of suit apparently. My mate is boning his daughter, she works over here in London.

>>74063814
My point exactly

these fooocking commercials

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Clock's moving fast, will they have a "power cut" again to show more ads?

COME ON MATTY ICE

why dont they just run the black guy all the time
they obviously dont get anywhere by trying to throw it

youtube stream just went down

>>74063882
burger thread moving 2 fast m8

>>74063761
>unironically watching yankball

you fucking melt

that skittles commercial what the fuck

Can I hang out with you lads? Never liked following a sticky.

I watch one handegg game a year. It feels so unproffesional to me, are these the best players? So many mistakes and bad plays

>This obsession with meaningless yards and sacks

It's like possession and shots on goal ffs.

Which team is Madden on??

Who is worse?
Martin Tyler or Joe Buck?

>>74063895
I will rape you

THIS ISN'T RUGBY

>handegg
What are the football equivalents of these teams?

where is james harden lads?

>>74063274
What did she win?

HANDBALL

>>74063673
You're throwing your money away. I don't think I have ever seen a three-point conversion in an Owl.

Somebody ought to help these chaps out lads. Atlanta's fullback is playing in the wrong jersey, he's got 42 on intead of 15

>>74063967
>le watches one sport man

Do Americans not know how to ruck? Maybe I should go over there and become a special advisor. I reckon it might revolutionise NFL

>>74063935

You gotta balance run and pass plays, otherwise the opposing team will adapt

>S A C K
>A
>C
>K

Why don't they just rely on their wing backs?

i would literally boycott every single product if those companies would produce these shitty commercials like that here

>>74063761
here lad

playoff threads were great, now we got all these cunts making the thread uncomfy

Thankfully this sport doesn't rely on flopping to win.

>>74063995
seems like a rugby to me

>>74063789
>manliest sport on earth

>>74063986
Buck.

Whats wrong with Tyler? He does a good job on my FIFA games

Just me or do the falcons seem far more relaxed?

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>>74063910

That tactic is only used to rig the game for a exciting comebacks

>Pats always throw it around
>goes nowhere

>Falcons give it to some fast black guy
>always works

Has this sport been EXPOSED?

>Americans clap so hard that it interferes with the headset giving Brady instructions

Nice

>>74063978
yes ok but no one has a clue what is going on. Some lad just got tackled and everyone went mental celebrating

>>74064000
man u and liverpool

>>74063994

gaping, ready and willing

>>74064006
Doing anything but defend

>>74064049
Hopefully they get bored soon

Has Matty hit any WRs?

>on the toss

Bloody hell, that's a lot of black lads playing for wales. Didn't know they had that many living there.

>>74064049
wildcard to cgs are the comfiest threads
and redzone for the regular season

Right that's it, I'm not staying up until 4am to watch a shit version of Rugby no matter how many jewish tricks they try to play on me, goodnight lads

>>74064081
Mane would dominate this ""league"" desu

Nintendo Switch ad when

that video that gaga just posted on her twitter

HOT

when does it kick off lads

THROW THE FUCKING BALL WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!

>Commentator saying that it takes bravery to play with a fractured fibula

No, it's just fucking stupid that he's on the pitch

>0-0

just how long can this borefest go on

>another player gets sacked

Why are people cheering? These are tough times and these guys have bills to pay.

americans scream like utter gorillas everytime someone gets his shit done in. the faster their country crumbles the faster we'll reach utopia

>>74064135
>willing

you just ruined his rape attempt

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> no arms in the tackle

>Atlanta United averaging 30 goals last 6 games

Shiiiieeet who's their striker? Maybe something for Milan

>>74064184
Good bye fucker

>throwing yourself at someone's feet
>tackle

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>mfw this game is gonna have a lower score than the everton game yesterday

>>74064191
yeah tickled me down under desu

Just fucken shoot ye cunts

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>0-0

>>74064184
At least stay until Gaga's Muslim parade.

tfw only 1:36 till Gaga

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>>74064187

Third quarter?

>the line was 57
lmao

>>74064020
more teeth

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acestream

>>74064067
He's boring as fuck too

RIO

>white punt returner

???

>Matty Shit
>Rio Ferdinand
Unironically missing the ads and time zone, I need to shower and sleep it's fucking cold

Do people score in this game or is it just walking and standing around?

>rio
fuck off you silly cunt

[semen slurping intensifies]

REEEEEEEEEE FUCKING CASUAL 1-GAME-A-YEAR KNOBHEADS SHITTING UP MY SUPERB OWL THREAD

BASED RIO

WE SPORTS NOW

0-0 incoming

dubs confirm

Must be easier to maintain such an intense high-pressing game when you get a 5 minute break after every 10 seconds of play.

Honestly couldn't tell if that beer advert was being ironic or not.

>>74064285
>Hungarian maths

>Rio

Based God

>>74064218
i hope he gets his leg ripped off
Americans don't get the difference between bravery and idiocy.

>So, Rio what have you enjoyed the most so far about the experience
>Rio: The experience

DRILL BABY DRILL

>>74064288
It can still easily get there

>Rio Ferdinand

Fucking hell

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>Rio

>>74064184
goodnite

>>74064329
what game?

>>74064228

>oh no, oh please, dont stick it in my bumhole, please stop, oh dear

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>nil-nil
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me guys :/
>captcha

Fuck Rio Nintendo
>What have you experienced
>The Experience

another fucking break
fuck off

why is sky sports 1 and 3 showing the exact same broadcast
what is the point

why dont they just throw the ball instead of falling
is this the tiki taka of american football

>30 mins played, still 0-0
great sport there

fuck this sport im going to sleep
good night
hope migos bomb during the lady gaga show and play bad and boujee

Do you think he got pissed off when nowhere had chips?

literally nothing is happening

srsly, how do americans watch this shit?
not even trolling

What the fuck, was that an advert for an Oil Company?

Who the fuck does that serve?

BUSCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Belichick looks like he's melting.

>this meme ad

Why can't Amerifats into sensible amounts of league games? Baseball has something like fucking 165 and still need a playoff for it, whereas this only has 16. Make everyone play each other twice and have a proper league.

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Osi is such a likeable chap

Tell me about Rio
What is he doing?

>>74064430
Come on friend, I thought you all wanted to be Americans

>these twats watching """"sky""""
fucking bbc is showing it

C H I P S
H
I
P
S

>>74064502
when they gave him a bag of lays he lost it

on my third beer

how bout you lads?
how tipsy are ya?

>>74064518
fuck off yuropoor cum slurper cuck

going bed, this is boring and i have to be up at 6:00am

night night x

This is embarrassing jesus christ

Go away Rio you mong

>>74064502
>muh chips
was a very underrated meme

i don't think this semen slurping sport is for me

Yas lads. All the casuals are going to bed. Great first quarter to make the thread comfier.

>>74064399
>>74064447
Well he can't flat out say he was shot at the airport and then had to pay a doctor $40,000 to take the bullet out can he? He'll look ungrateful for the invite.

>>74064340
There should be a secret place for us that watches more than the playoffs

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I ate

>>74064600
night darling

>>74064574
We are Americans la

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Fuck the commercials
fuck lady gaga

>>74064600
night la'

>the pepsi sugar superbowl 51 halftime show

you can't make this up

>>74064517
Alcoholism and Gambling.

Not even trolling.

Lots of hicks and steakheads with tiny dicks love it.

>>74064222
You cheeky cunt.

PUT THE EGG IN THE BASKET

>>74064518
You outsiders just don't get it

>>74064222
It's how Donald Trump plans to create jobs; just let everyone have a go in the NFL.

>>74064558
That would literally kill people

Falcons D doing a good job of limiting the YAC

>>74064652
i also ate your mama

why has nobody dabbed yet?

>>74064600
>6:00am
score is 0-0

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>>74064625
Agreed

>>74064474
>>74064600
goodnite

>>74064518
make less people worry about oil pollution, so there are less EPA taxes and they save money

>It's a presenter tries to talk to an ex-premier league footballer at an American sporting event and you can tell they don't have a fucking clue what they're being asked episode.

>>74064636
thank god Belichick and Quin had a chat pre-game to throw the first quarter so all the casuals would fuck off

why do the clock keep runnning if the play has stopped

who are we supporting, /sp/?

>>74064575
rio isnt on sky

something to think about

Is there ultras?????

Cheeky drop goal lads?

Rio Ferdinand was a very good defender, absolutely no-one believes he's the

>Greatest Defender In History

Eating Mr Kipling chery bakewells lads

There goes my diet again

>>74064730
the game would last forever iif not that

wow look at him how he like, held the guy at his shirt and pulled him down to the ground

quick pay him 100 mil a year or something that is just amazing

>>74064729
Fucking proud of them desu

>>74064736
the club that scores the first goal

>>74064760
>FIGHT
>AND
>WIN

>>74064736
pats if you want to see a man become God.

falcons if you like uppity nogs

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>>74064653
Thank you, Sir.

>>74064736
Atlanta, lad

they're the good guys

>>74064705
The ball is in play for the grand total of about 10 minutes a game, fucking pussies.

>>74064736
The ones from England

Finally, half time.

>>74064574
但是我们是美国人

>0-0

i don't think this semen slurping sport is for me

why arent they scoring any goals

>Kick-off time officially 23:30
>First 15 minutes finishes at 00:05
>No score

Literally the equivalent of a shit, goalless first half and yet this is supposed to be "high scoring" and "exciting"

I would be SO embarrassed to be American right now, just lmao family.

*flies away*

>0-0

I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me

>>74064771
>you can actually score a drop goal in NFL

nice "original" sport you've got there boys

Don't think this semen slurping sport is for me

>>74064825
Moustaches should come back 2bh

even today's AFCON final had more goals than this shit

>>74064730
Clock only stops if the ball touches the ground or it is moved out of bounds.

Also during penalties/ challenges.

Is this like Christmas for Jews?

>>74064794
Truly inferior to a guy kicking a ball to the other guy right next to him.

>>74064794
Yeah this is shit - you should fuck off with the rest of the casuals

>>74064736
patriots because i like tom brady and england is in the name

>>74064840
People don't survive that many car crashes

Why the fuck has this turned into Rio's personal blog

fuck off you camel lipped mong

>this fucking propaganda

hey yuros ESPN just had the FIFA 17 Paris Regional Finals on right before the super bowl

thought you all might find that interesting

>>74064779
Literally the GOAT English CB desu

I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me guys

>>74064872
>he thinks games need to be high scoring to be interesting

>>74064736
i'm rooting for the commercials by german companies

hope our guys will do well

>Rio

Fucking what

Rio, he cheats.

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>tfw unironically enjoyed womens rugby more than this

To all casuals, pop over to the normal thread please.

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>>74064665
Correction: I thought you wanted to be REAL Americans

>>74064899
nobody's stopping you from wearing one to be h

Rio Ferdinand there, saying absolutely nothing of any interest.

>>74064963
You deserve it for watching the BBC broadcast you filthy seething casual

>Yank adverts

Food and Booze

>British adverts

Betting and Banks

It's the little things.

>>74064574
אבל אנחנו אמריקאים

>>74064926
Actually passing a ball to someone else precisely while running (and while your target moves) requires skill

Just running into someone like a braindead monkey does not.

>>74064963
I'd like to hear more about Rio's trip. Maybe they'll forget to cut back to this shitty game.

>0 - 0
sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp

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OFFICIAL RULES EXPLANATION THREAD

>>74057570
>>74057570
>>74057570