>he's watching the Super Bowl by himself

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>he's watching the super bowl

so what? I'm not american but I always watch football(european kind) alone, I get nervous and chimp out a lot, so it's best to watch alone

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>>74050337
Don't remind me anon.
>tfw its on at 7:30 am

>>74050360
>Portumonkeys

Watching with family and friends

>Hey, want to come over to my place and watch American sports at 0:30 in the morning on a monday?
Yeah I watch alone.

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watching with likterally 1000s of my /sp/ buddies

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>>74050337
>he's watching the Super Bowl

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>he's delivering pizzas on the super bowl
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

>>74050337
I fucking wish I could be alone at the time of the Super bowl. It's better than being with a bunch of retards that clearly don't care about it but keep asking about the rules anyway.

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I'll be watching the game with my waifu

>>74050337
I was invited to watch it with some American students here.
The invitation said that everyone has to bring some kind of snack for the group but I have no idea what I should bring..

Should I just go for American beers even though it tastes like cancer? Or maybe some hotwings?

I'm not watching the game.

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>>74050565
Sam Adams Boston Lager and some pizza/wings.

>>74050565
Can't go wrong with hot wings, toothpaste.

>>74050565
Just bring something unique from Netherlands that they aren't aware of. Is everyone autistic on sp?

>>74050583
>just bring some sandnigger cuisine
top wew leaf

>not watching the superb owl with your dad
What's it like being a bad son?

>>74050565

Mozzarella sticks

>>74050598
sounds pretty good tbqh americunt.

>>74050598
>sandnigger cuisine
>bad
its the only thing they are decent at you dumbass

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>He's watching the Owl w/o betting on it.

I have a cheeky fiver on the Falcons.

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>>74050645
Nah, they're decent at sodomizing farm animals and having inbred children.

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>>74050579
>Sam Adams Boston Lager
Doubt I can find that here.

>>74050581
>>74050614
Cool, I'll go for these 2.

>>74050583
They've been here for half a year already, pretty sure most of our unique stuff isn't new to them.

>>74050598
Pic related

Yep. Looking forward to it.

>>74050551
"sorry no tip"

>>74050689
The worst is when people call in without knowing what they want and fucking up the flow.

>>74050565
>the country famous for Heineken and Grolsch is talking shit about beer
O Im laffin

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>The Superbowl isn't his waifu

>>74050714
Heineken is just showing the world how we're still the best at jewing people over.
Nobody here drinks Heineken, we just export it for shekels and good American goyim buy it.

Hertog Jan and Jupiler are real Dutch beer brands.

It fucking snowed again last night.

I can't drive to the liquor store now. Maybe I'll just kill myself.

>>74050764
Have some abos deliver to you.

>>74050528
I l-love you t-too...

>>74050714
>>74050747

I have never had a Heineken. Is it really THAT shit?

>>74050808
It tastes like the most generic beer mixed with a lot of water.

>>74050764
What do you mean pussy, where is your plowtruck

the interest in american football is minimal and people have to go to school or work 2 hours after the game is over

im gonna watch with /sp/

anime fags should be killed on sight 2bh

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>he's not ready for the shit storm coming in about 5 bongs

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>>74050868
What did Tom Brady mean by this?

>i have class tomorrow at 10am and i can only miss two of them the whole semester
its gonna be worth it

I have school tomorrow at 10am, so I'm not watching this shit at all as it starts at midnight here or so

I watched it like 2 years ago I think and it was boring as fuck

>>74050764
Do you live in northern manitoba or something? Just walk down the street

>>74050609
>tfw dad died in a car accident last year and will never get to watch with him again

>>74050904
sorry anon

F

>>74050892

wasn't the superbowl 2 years ago the one with the goal line interception in the final seconds? how is that boring?

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>tfw watching the superb owl with my gf

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>>74050904
I didn't come into this thread to feel.

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>>74050904

Hold fast anonbro. We're all gonna make it

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When does the coverage begin? And is there a secret HD stream with commercials(only reason to watch)?

>>74050904
w-we can be your dad, anon

>>74050969
Only thing I remember was that one black guy on the sidelines was made into a reaction meme afterwards

And Katy Perry was the HT show perfomer IIRC

But yeah, overally I really had to force myself to watch until the end, huge waste of time.
Never again.

>>74051026
I'm sure some acestream links will be thrown around.

>>74051026
it's on sat.1

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>>74050337
>he watches anime

>>74050886
Somebody get this man a visa

>>74050528
Awww ^__^

Watching the game with my new gf

d-did I make it /sp/?

>>74051073
But they don't have Owl adds.

>>74051107
Is she a virgin?

Yes? You made it, brah.

No? Lmaoing @ ur life cuck.

>>74051126
Pretty much this.

>>74050337

No bully pls.

>>74051112
>But they don't have Owl adds.

>watching the super bowl for the ads

>>74051195
tbf, most americans watch it for that very reason as well

>>74051195
Isn't that what it's all about?
It's what How I Met Your Mother taught me.

>>74050528
:3

>>74051126
>im a virgin but at least i havent fucked any WHORES
>this is supposed to be a good thing
sad!

>>74050904
F

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>>74050528
A-anon kun...

>>74051126
Please have sex

>>74050337

no one else likes it in my household

>>74050528

best way to do it

I watch with /sp/. I wouldn't want any other company.

>>74051927
This desu

>>74051854
Cuckold.

>>74050337
>>74050358
>being a weeb

>>74050358
>He's watching Muslims sand his girlfriend

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>there are people that WATCH sports instead of playing them

Stupid. Might as well watch a Let's Play on Youtube.

>>74050904
F

Listen to this m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kA_C5o0W8XA

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>>74054147
>he isn't

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>>74054147
>He has a girlfriend

>>74050528
You think there's thousands of us? I'm convinced it's just a handful of sweaty fat guys

>>74050337
I'm not taking a day off work for this shit, my team didn't even make the playoffs.

Will watch until I fall asleep around half time then get up and go to work.

>>74056739
I'm not sweaty

nothing wrong with watching or doing things alone

if you're an adult you'll realize this

lots of kiddies here today

>haha no gf !!
>haha no freinds !!
>haha large pizza for urself !!!

enjoy your life. forget what ppl say.

>>74050337
you didn't even win the haganai bowl

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>>74056853
>He's enjoying life by himself

>>74056956

lol

its ok man not everyone has the self esteem to do it

>>74056739
I'm a hot grill if it makes you feel better

would rather watch it with /sp/ than anyone else

only member of my family that watches football and all my friends are casuals

>>74050581
>toothpaste

lel

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>>74054147

t. Jamal Jerome

oh btw Muzzis love America now that your President orders get BTFO by liberal leftist judges

enjoy them rushing in now ahahaha cuck

>>74057092

yeah and I'm fucking beyonce

tits or gtfo

>>74057118
NEW
E
W

>>74050337
I got invited to two parties and promised I'd go to one. I woke up depressed and now I don't feel like going out. I'm just gonna visit my parents and have dinner.

>>74057159
nigga, you havent made a good album since The Blueprint s/m/h

>>74057250
Black Album was decent

>>74057142
>that your President orders get BTFO by liberal leftist judges

For 3 hours and now he is going to court of his abuse of power.

>>74057275

friday til atleast monday are more like 3 days the order is OFF

more than enough time and read about 60k (!) rushing in now ahaha

they are all peaceful im sure

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>watching sports with normies

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>>74050876

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>He's watching the Superb Owl

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>He's watching the Super Bowl instead of playing the role of God in a Christian puppet show