/heem/: korean zombie edition

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spergOP is god

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>>74049918
lol no,seriously you 196'ers need to learn about fighting.

>>74049957

Kek Stann going ape shit in the background

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>>74049987
hello spergOP

>>74049957
https://youtu.be/33MLKAoUZYc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFQsMl1cujg
Valentina Shevchenko loves *BRAAAAAPPPPP*

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>>74050022
how has your day been, netherlands

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>>74050028
What a fucking autist

>>74050038
I feel like I got heemed

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>>74050083
pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten, never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy. wen day is dark alway rember happy day.

>>74050265
Why don't you put this in your OP's instead, solid advice

did anyone won zee picks?

>>74049957
He relies on his chin way too fucking much just like most Koreans

>>74050584
where you think his nickname comes from

>>74050584
Good chins is the one thing they have going for them. Japs and Chinks too

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what the fuck is this LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMQTr3bRN3E

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>tfw FN 104 was actually spicy af

Fighters who wouldn't fall for Conor's mental assault

>Stephen Thompson
>Tyron Woodley
>Dominick Cruz
>Sage Northcutt
>Khabib Nurmagomedov
>Tony Ferguson
>RDA
>Nate Diaz
>Nick Diaz
>Max Holloway
>Anthony Pettis
>Cody Garbrandt
>Frankie Edgar
>Mike Perry
>Jeremy Stephens
>Donald Cerrone
>Jorge Masvidal
>Robby Lawler
>GSP

>>74050766
Tony, Max, Pettis, and Masvidal would definitely crack at the press conferences

>>74050766
>>Jeremy Stephens

WHO

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>>74050766
Khabib, Thompson, GSP, and Lawler are the only valid options on that list

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How does heem refers to blitzkriging, turbo manlets such as Lineker, Anrade, etc?

>>74050766
only:
khabib
cruz
diaz brothers
northcutt (too weird)
gsp
lawler
edgar
thompson

out of that list

>>74050958
Bridesmaids

>>74050843
Tony wouldn't.
Pettis maybe, he's a g tho so i doubt it.

>>74050766
Cruz wouldn't need to crack to the pressure he's shit

>>74051120
>lost 2 fights his whole career
>shit

Fuck you buddy

Man I wish OSP would just focus on his cardio so we could see what he can actually do. It seems like he comes in with the intention of doing as little as possible because he knows he'll gas out. I trane at his gym and I don't usually see him do any high intensity stuff, just light to medium sparring, although it's a really really shitty facility where sparring/rolling/pad drilling is about the only thing you can do.

>>74051159
dominick snooze has 1 decisive win in his whole career and the rest are lucky split decs

>>74051159
Decision wins over 5'5s

Korean Zombie's win was incredible.

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>>74049957
>andrade wants a title shot
dana said she is getting one you casual

>>74051245
>wmmasperg

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>>74049987
>spergOP is God
for someone who is on here 20 hours a day you really suck at picking fights, stick to memorizing your local train schedule

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>>74051245

>>74051257
you would know this if you watched the event lmao

>DUDE I HATE WOMEN LMAO

and that fight was fun lol what a zero you are

>>74051296
looks like that GSP picture except GSP isn't ugly as fuck

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>>74051326
>Jessica Andrade, I'm not imprezd wif your perofromanz

>>74051097
Very good, inverted Malaysia

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>faggots who always try to clinch or go for takedowns in UFC 2

Can't hit "quit game" any faster.

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>>74051448
>tfw to intelligence 4 console gaming

>>74051448
takedowns are fine, but the thai clinch is an incredibly broken mechanic

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>I have no desire or will to prove anything anymore

-53 year old 7 fight lose streak USADA'd Anderson Silva

>goofs will still put money on him

>>74051598
soucre

>>74051448
Do you not know how to deny?

>>74051553
I just hold guard and keep hitting their face

>>74050766

>Stephen Thompson
Would get shook
>Tyron Woodley
Would get shook over MUH RACISM
>Dominick Cruz
Couldnt even handle Cody
>Sage Northcutt
Babby chin
>Khabib Nurmagomedov
Be careful
>Tony Ferguson
Almost got heem'd by Lando
>RDA
DELETED
>Nate Diaz
Already beaten
>Nick Diaz
Literally hasnt won a fight since 2011
>Max Holloway
Already beaten
>Anthony Pettis
kek
>Cody Garbrandt
kek
>Frankie Edgar
Manlet
>Mike Perry
Shit fighter
>Jeremy Stephens
Who?
>Donald Cerrone
Just recently deleted
>Jorge Masvidal
Mr split decisions
>Robby Lawler
Deleted
>GSP
Deleted

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>playing videogames as a grown man

>>74051732
We're talking about the mental battle, not physical one

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>>74051711
Last night right after the Fortuna/Hamilton fight

>>74051798

Its a good thing i think

He can just meme around instead of trying to win

>>74051732
How would Thompson get shook?

>>74051842

Conor would tell him how he's going to fuck his mum or something i dunno

Thompson would get 100% shook though

>We will never hear banter from McGregor vs Bisping

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>>74051753
here's a (you)

>>74051896

>SUCK DES BIG IRISH BALLS

>BUDDEH YOU BETTA SIT DOWN YOU MUPPET

>FOOOOOOOOK YOU MICHAEL, WUT YA GONNA DO YA FOOKIN ENGLISH PUFF

>HAHAHHAHA BUDDEH YOU'RE GONNA GET KO'D BUDDEH

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>>74051861
>your mom jokes
>getting to anyone passed the age of 10

>>74051896
I hate to tell you but you would just hear the same stuff any Irish person would say to an anglo in a fight, gets repetitive

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>>74051932
Would Bisping win via famine or the usual controversial decision ?

>>74051978
>Famine
>Controversial English Decisions

What's the difference?

>>74051978
kek

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>>74051992
kek

>>74051245
a moon goblin from the future telling an amerifat space explorer that he is not welcome and has to go back

>>74051753
I haven't played them since I was a teenager. Any adult who plays video games or drinks alcohol is not a real fighter.

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Post some Tecia

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>>74052068

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>>74052110
keeping the judges in business

>>74052137
Is there a "HIDE POLISH THREADS" "DO NOT REPLY TO POLISH THREADS" image?

Who's next for Cruz? Raphael Assuncao called him out but I say Jimmie Rivera should get the shot.

https://youtu.be/0LPnWeqPrXk

>>74051598
feels bad

>>74052190

Cuck Nate of BloodyElbow, who STILL cannot pronounce Jedrzejczyk criticized the Polish government, so they must be doing something right.

>>74052190
Go ask on /int/ I never saw one but there should be. There's a lot of versions with wojak behind computer so you can maybe re-purpose that

>>74052217
Can I have a link to that ?

>>74050024

the touching moment when a commie gook and american soldier becomes friends

>>74052224
i used to skype with a polish girl in college she was really nice. you guys are my favorite eastern europeans

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Is he bull tier?

>>74052376
lol you've never been to europe
>protip: i've been everywhere you low test cuck, stick to skype

>>74052515
he looks kinda strong fat like a black josh barnett

>>74052515
hes homo erectus tier look at that skull shape

>>74052536
you're right i've never been to europe. why are you being so rude to me

>>74052730
sorry

>>74052515
what makes black athlete's so dominante? is it the knowledge that they are much bigger than their opponents in terms of lenght and girth? that they just know that whoever they are facing, their wives/girlfriends would abandon them in an instant just to be inseminated by their superior seed?

>>74053052
Sort your life out lad

It's fucking embarrassing how dead this thread is. Shame on all of you fucking casuals.

>>74053080
the superb owl is on dumbass

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>>74053080

Shut up 205er

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Schaub bless all of your meats

>>74053080
no news

>>74053188
Did you check CNN.com?

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Still my girl

>>74053250
;__;

Post Grasso

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>>74053290

>>74053052
>abandon
that's not how cucking works

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SEE YUUU SOON BOI

>>74053341
>sergio pettis wants to bang this

>>74053052
the bull sensed the cucks weakness going into the second round.

>>74053344
you would know, your people are the ones behind the BLACKED videos

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>>74053290
T-these guys got it right..

someone post hamilton ko and stumbling webm pls

>>74053562
Adan, evacuate from this general

>>74053250
Did she cry like Paige and Kailin?

>>74053571
MMA media is literal shit, how does anyone think grasso kicking thin air for 15 mins warrants a win? moronic contrarian people

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>>74053604
no she just did this then smiled

>>74053591
>all leafs are the same meme

What if I told you there was more than one leaf? I saw a good 4-5 yesterday, minumum

>>74053678
Those were all the same guy

>>74053622
>how does anyone think grasso kicking thin air for 15 mins warrants a win?
could say the same think about Conduit m8

>>74053669
Post webm

>>74053669
heem told me she was good

vanzant beat herrig 30-26!

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>>74053701

Nice to see another good American girl beat another overhyped Mexican boxer getting by on looks. Shame about the wall -- Sad!

>>74053716
herrig is on steroids though

I thought Grasso started learning boxing when she was 5 what went wrong

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>>74053701
zoomed

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>>74053290

>>74053789
still my girl
i'll pay her what? $24,000 a year? to be my maid

>>74053789
>>74053721
CUTE!

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>>74053924

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Me on the left
>in my dreams

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>>74053988

>>74054018
Delete this, now.

>>74054018
who is tiger

>>74053988
You wish to be named Tiger and have a dad with crippling brain injury ? Thats rough man, I feel bad for you

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>>74053721
>>74053789

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>>74053924
>>74054089
>>74053250

Ate 10 hard-boiled eggs for lunch, I can already feel a huge Grasso coming on

>>74054018
>letting this degenerate back on the street

Submission (chin in the eye)
kek

>>74054139
I wonder if she took a huge burrito shit before the match

joanna is fighting jessica

lol bet one of your homes on joanna

>>74054281
https://www.instagram.com/p/BQGUdgoAgKe/

>>74054346
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BQGUdgoAgKe/
BBBRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPPTTTTT

>>74054346
>yung___ajTrump 2017 ! Get REKT girl!

>>74054052
https://www.instagram.com/tigerschaub/?hl=en

>>74054426
Damn Tiger is killing it

maybe felice will fail the drug test

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My brothers grand opening. Congratulations @mmachadoacademy !! The best martial arts school coming to Scranton.

>>74054018


kek

>>74054426


>Tiger Pax Schaub

Why would you do that to your kid?

>>74054018
*slowly claps*

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>>74053789

Alright I admit this was really cute.

>>74054657
Tiger is alpha as heck

>>74053721
trying too hard

>>74053789
>meme kicking like paige doesn't work

>>74054657
brain damage

>650k gate with attendance of 8500

JUST

>>74054727
better than sobbing uncontrollably lmao

>>74054764
wat. holy shit nfl fans = don't give a fuck about mma apparently

webm of Zombie's crying wife

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>>74053250

;-;7

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Is he /ourguy/?

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>>74054873

>>74055102
>tfw you bet against your husband and now have some explaining to do

>>74055072
Yes, yes he is.

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>>74054559
I like the way you think
>tfw you will never comfort Alexa after a tough loss and perform cunnilingus on her

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poor lil white boi

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>>74055102

Waifuspergs are ruining heem

>>74055366
I wanna see Blaydes suplex more goofs. Its interesting how things play out when you're new in the UFC. His loss to Ngannou is basically forgiven and actually boosts his stock because he did the best against him and Ngannou has gone on the become legit title contender

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lmao @ joanna's next fight

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*spams meme kicks*

>>74055589
how long till andrade pops?

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>>74055589
Last week
>Andree is gonna heem Joanna, new champ in 2017
Today
>lmao @ joanna's next fight

Are you that not impressed with Jessica's performance ?

>>74055589
Got rocked by pillow fisted KK.

Imagine her taking shots from mini Cyborg.

>>74055487
Blaydes is probably the second best prospect at HW, he is also super young for the division. He trains at a great camp so should be improving rapidly, I see him being top 15 by the end of the year.

webm of Hamilton getting heemed by a big WW?

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grasso vs. hill confirmed headlining in may

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>>74055817

Korean Zombie is not particularly handsome but I noticed he has great facial genetics. Very symmetrical, well defined jaw, high cheekbones, and hollow cheeks.

>>74051245
The Space Center in Houston (which isn't anywhere near Houston btw) is overrated. I hope my waifu wasn't too disappointed.

>>74055817
they need to give Grasso an easy fight, like the emaciated corpse that is Valerie Latourneau @ 115lb

>>74055847
too bad he's asian

>>74055847
id let him holllow my cheeks if you know what im saying

>>74055950
As if Herrig wasn't supposed to be that, Grasso is on her way to be the taco version of Paige

>>74055950
no, she should fight Rose. If she wins then shes a contender. If she loses shes a can and its clear

>>74056079
>fightfu wars
no thank you sir!

I like how commentary kept saying that Andrade declined the title fight because she wanted one more to "hone her skill" when she said over and over again it was because she needed a purse to fund a championship camp.

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>>74056118

>>74056183
thanks america

>>74056118
what war?

>>74056127

That was also part of the reason pal

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>>74056183

>>74055589

Female John Lineker is gonna destroy le overrated goblin my man

>>74056127
Roids ain't cheap I guess

>>74056183
Jesus, she is beyond JUSTed at this point

>>74056398

If by JUSTED you mean really cute then yeah

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>>74056398
burn the coal, pay the toll

>56 posters

is mma dying?

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>>74056183
>>74056398
a quick JUST edit

>>74056650
god I hope so

>>74056662
well dont desu

>>74056698
The only thing I hate about it is that the rose pic is too high res compared to the hair but I couldn't bother looking for a shitty one to use.

>>74056662
a blacker steph curry

>>74055847
i was watching that fight at a korean bar. every korean girl in the building squealed like a school-girl with a crush during his walk-out.

>>74056748
I meant to say *well done* but I mistyped

Who does KZ fight next?

>Cub
>Fronkie
>Who da fook are you?
>Yair
>Ortega

>>74057027
Choi in a fight night Seoul

>>74057027
Cub or Yair, headlining another Fight Night.

>>74057027
definitely not conor for a variety of reasons
KZ vs ortega would be a gatekeeper match for ortega

>>74057095
He likes Choi and has been supporting him since before he joined the UFC so I doubt he would fight him.

>>74057157
Rory vs GSP would co headline

Conor vs Artem on the prelims

Jon Jones vs Holly Holm on Blacked Prelims

>>74057135

I feel like Yair would eat him alive

Yair is just too dynamic for fighters who only have boxing

You have to be able to kick with him

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You now remember Alexa Grasso.

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>>74057404
Hew da fook is dat chick

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>>74057492
polish goblin maybe a champion but she'll never be a QT

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>>74057687
*brings microphone closer*

oh I disagree my man, I think you'd be surprised

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>>74057953

>>74058047
I wouldn't be surprised if they switched McGregor out for a body double. Should have collected dna and not just for PEDs.

>>74058191
wow thats actually an interesting idea, Imagine you had a twin that could make weight and then the real you shows up at the fight fucking huge and not dehydrated at all

>>74058276
Are you making a sequel to The Prestige?

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niko price, doo ho choi, and stipe miocic are my boys for 2017. what about you guys?

im not sure about mike perry. i suspect his chin might have gotten deleted back when he got knocked out a while ago.

>>74058537
>picking boys for a year

a boy is for life

>>74058496
Imagine the possibilities, your twin gets all the USADA testing while you are on every PED known to mankind

>>74058609
tests are taken immediately after leaving the octagon tho

>>74058276
Not getting distinct tattoos would be helpful if that was your plan

>>74058581
i agree but i got burned badly when my boy Chael Sonnen pissed hot. Not thrilled about having boys for life after that disaster.

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>>74058707
pick better

>>74058656
thats why you have a trap door in the octagon so you can drop down into a tank of water and then your twin is standing by in the audience and he gets tested

>>74055376
she should stop crying, the glue holding that double eyelid up is going to fall out

>>74058796
kek, The Prestige is one of my favorite movies

>>74058745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iM1VTFfbtUs

i pick great. but that was a bolt from the blue.

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>>74050685
Fedor's step daughter got kicked in the stomach by some Mudslim because he spoke out against that shit.

>>74059124
Even Fedor isn't safe from "my wifes kid" ?

>>74053721
She can't have actually thought she might have won that fight, can she?

>>74059864
at that moment she did then she watched the fight and realized all her mistakes

I think the fight night houston ended up being a pretty decent card. What do you think, guys?

>>74059864
its not like she got knocked out. it was fairly close

>>74060077
it was pretty spicy, only a couple of boring fights

>>74058047
What does the file name say?

Dana is doing superbowl companion on periscope

>>74061356
But I felt bad for Grasso losing. At least she doesn't end up such a cunt like Ronda.

>>74061639
10 in Ireland when there was no potato

>>74061790
no one cares about dana

>>74050396
Nope, everyone got goofed by Fortuna and not-OSP except for one dude who got goofed by Felice.

>>74061790
dana = wgaf

>>74061790
Oh yeah because everybody wants to see a fat bald patriots bandwagoning douche

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>>74062391
This

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why does she do this? this is one day after winning a BJJ international championship

Dana has a lot of love for the Patriots. Word on the UG and Shertard forums is he put a bet on them winning. A huge bet. Like 7 figures. Hopefully he wins so he can give the money to the fighters,

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>>74063294
>so he can give the money to the fighters
yeah thats what he will do...

>>74061983
>>74062391
>>74062700
I was lying

>>74050766
>Stephen Thompson
Too nice of a guy, I imagine Conor calling him a pedo in front of thousands would get to him

>Tyron Woodley
Would get offended and emotional

>Dominick Cruz
Would probably try to suck up to Conor and get upset Conor doesn't like him

>Sage Northcutt
Defiantly would, if I was forced to fight Sage I would spank him and call him bad boy and keep telling him NO when he went to hit me. He'd be an emotional wreck and curl up allowing me to hammer fist for the finish

>Khabib
Would, seems like a very emotional dude. Would not like being insulted one bit.

>Tony Ferguson
Would probably try to out wit Conor and fail but wouldn't carry it into the fight

>RDA
would

>Diaz bros
this whole thing about Nate won because he didn't let Conor get inside his head is bullshit
Both Diaz brothers are emotional fighters, especially nick.

>Max
Not sure

>Anthony
Maybe a little, not to much

>Cody
Would, but he thrives on that.

>Frankie Edgar
Agree

>Mike Perry
Yeah right your mommas boy

>Jeremy Stephens
would

>Donald Cerrone
Already does even when they're not fighting

>Jorge
Agree

>Robbie
Probably would but not too bad, would lose the fight regardless

>GSP
would

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>>74064306
>ran out of steam to be a contrarian halfway through

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>>74058537
Khabib, Price, Jacare, and Paul Craig

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Post GOAT chins!

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>>74064984

>>74064773


Man, Combat Sambo is the GOAT base for mma.

>>74065410
Which one's nate

>>74058537
Jason Knight, Ryan Hall, No Love

>>74065587
The less intelligent being in the picture.

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>>74064984
both in this pic

>>74065587
The one giving shout out to his homies Jake and Gil

>>74058537
Cody
TJ
Cruz
Teruto

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>>74065542
Islam Makhachev (Khabib-lite) is fighting Nik Lentz, another skilled wrestler, at 208
It should be a spicy roller like his fight with Chirs Wade was, I'm actually fairly hyped for it

>>74066080
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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>>74066221
>HURR LOOK AT ME I'M A CASUAL

how bootyblasted will you be when Khabib samborapes Tony Ferguson into oblivion

>>74065819
You probably missed the Chad vs Frankie fight or when Conor got rocked by Nate

>>74066468
Legit who's?

>>74066468
Fuck!

He slipped on that blood.

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>>74066616
how bootyblasted will you be when he samborapes Conor McGregor into oblivion, then

>>74066523
>Conor got rocked meme
dude was exhausted from beating up Nate

>>74066468
Don't have to be a casual to find two gassed men hugging on the floor boring

>>74066755
You mean when his first takedown gets stuffed, he feels Conors power and goes into panic mode and tries to strike with Conor?
Yeah very blasted
Though I doubt Conor will even fight in the UFC again and if he does it won't be Khabib

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>>74066818
>the delusion

>>74066818
Yeah he was. That's why Conor dove for Nate's legs and let himself get tapped out. Didn't want to wind up on the next Ultimate Knockouts.

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>>74066992
>You mean when his first takedown gets stuffed
kek

>>74066699
I don't think it was even from that fight, they should have cleaned it up before the fight started

The more I learn about Brendan the more I respect him.

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*portions braincells*

>hearing Bryan Callen scream in panic while Travis rapes schaub

It's an abstract kind of pottery.

>>74067430
>kek
It will happen.

Fedor is making a mistake by not fighting in EFN.

Unless the fight is straight up fixed, he is getting slept by Mitrione.

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>>74068753
>It will happen.

no

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Who can legit stop 2017 Woodley at this point now that he deleted Lawler and considering my boy Rory is on Kekator now?

Realistically, who has a chance?

>God tier wrestling, unholy TDD
>Hits like a truck
>Lightning speed for a nigga built like a brick shithouse
>Only mistake is reacting poorly to pressure by backing up against the fence

Does Maia even have a shot? He's taken down wrestlers before and molested them on the ground, can he even do that to Woodley?

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>im the king of the trap
>el chapo jr

>>74069373
Gastelum could, if he comes back to WW but I'd stay at MW if I were him

>>74069373
>Who can legit stop 2017 Woodley at this point

usada

>>74069373
>low striking output
>easily pressured
He has little chinks in his armor but I think Maia would stand a good chance on the ground and Maybe Gastelum could outbox and pressure him to a possible KO or decision.

>he thinks Khabib has good takedowns

HOWLING

Is it a coincidence all the h8rs are cheetoh fingered virgins or is there something deeper there?

>>74070555

Clean your ears nerd.

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>me on the left

>>74071001
tfw i will never pick her up by her vagina with my dick

>Tie-ron
>"I prefer to keep my back against the cage even after Marquardt brutally heemed me for it"
>Woodley

who's got the webm

>>74069373
gasteleum, usman,

>>74071001
Jake is so weird

>>74071300
That webm is racist

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>>74071300

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>>74071001
the wal Gil is clapping cracks me up

>>74064773
That grab to block the slam, and switch to arm bar was nice.

>>74071700
that final uppercut always makes me wince

Countdown
https://youtu.be/1qMGmi3wLTU

>>74072006
reminds me of lawlers follow up shot on manhoef

connecting so fucking flush when the dude is already KO'd

>>74072155
you know, this will sell poorly but the main event does have some spice potential

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>it's been 79 days since the last McGregor card

is ufc an dead sport?

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>>74072155
>tfw girl at my gym looks and built like cat zingano

>>74072371
>le counterpunching move backwards always woman
>spice
I doubt.

>>74072645
at least these girls have some power

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>>74064984

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>>74072627
do you really, truly, honestly, find this chick attractive?

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was he on the gas bros?

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What is going on here? Looks like a hue vs. an elf.

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>>74072804
no i'm queer like you

>>74066468
dude literally only you cares about khabib, at all lol

>>74073028
Jap is a lanklet, and the photos are not to scale

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>>74073228
she has an extreme endomorphic body. thats not a conventionally attractive trait. shes built like a can with fake boobs

>>74072961
nah dawg

>>74071001

Tecia is my low-key girl 2bh

>>74073505
Wud u smash doe?