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NE:Patriots expect Brady to play 3-5 more years
FA:Falcons could pursue Kelly if LaFleur bolts
MIN:Schefter: Cowboys an 'option' for Peterson
ATL:Matt Schaub could follow Shanahan to SF
DEN:Ware 'leaving door open for return' to Dallas
NE:Michael Floyd expected to be inactive for SB51
PIT:AB 'frequently ran the wrong patterns' in 2016
DAL:Schefter: Tony Romo has no plans to retire
ATL:Julio Jones may need offseason toe surgery
ATL:Uncertain how long Mack (fibula) lasts in SB51
SD:Tomlinson headlines 2017 Hall of Fame class
ATL:Matt Ryan wins MVP, Offensive Player of Year
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>>74049451
>cowboys an option for Peterson
How delusional is that idiot
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rev up those apologies
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>TFW casuals from all other boards will shitpost with us
feels good
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>>74049451
>PIT:AB 'frequently ran the wrong patterns' in 2016
Wouldn't even surprise me.
As a Steelers fan, I'm terribly conflicted.
Guys like AB and Leveon are great players, but man are they fuckheads.
This used to be an organization about winning with class.
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Fifth post for Brady's fifth ring.
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I don't like football all that much but I want the Patriots to lose because of Bradyfags.
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>>74049600
If by patterns they mean routes, LB and AB are good. What the hell do you mean?
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It's super bowl sunday and there are 94 divegrass threads on /sp/.
Why are you guys making 94 threads to bump this fucking garbage off?
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>>74049607
>nfl memes
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When is the actual kick off? 7PM?
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I need the over/under on how many times Shannon Sharpe is going to correct himself saying TOs name
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>>74049644
I mean primadonna little shits that do shit like fail multiple drug tests and chimp out on Facebook and get rape charges brought against them.
I miss Bill Cowher.
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Are you guys ready for the /a/ super bowl threads?
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>>74049451
anyone know where I can stream the game? I'm a poorfag without tv but i have good internet
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>>74049699
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>its going to be a buck/aikman superbowl
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>INB4 Lady Gaga takes a knee while singing the anthem
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>>74049667
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>>74049694
oh ok my bad senpai
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Fuck Tom Brady
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>>74049807
he was tucking it :)
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>>74049823
Explain the snow plow then
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Discord?
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>>74049890
the ball was not in play. he was just a random overzealous fan
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>>74050000
Fucking wasted
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>Ian Rapoport @RapSheet 50m50 minutes ago
>#Patriots will look to extend QB Tom Brady next offseason, source says. Clear indication they believe his proclamation to play into his 40s.
wtff
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> He's watching the Super Bowl all by himself!
Please tell me this doesn't apply to any of you
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>>74049576
All the other boards are gay
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>>74050000
RAIDNIGGERS BTFO
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>>74049699
Yes
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>>74050087
That was so fucking gay, I swear some people only watch for the Halftime show
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>>74050081
>0 Touchdowns
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I had a nightmare that Matt Ryan got sacked so hard he passed away and everyone was crying except for Drumpf who used it as a ploy to say "He's a quitter" I woke up literally shaking
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>>74050066
I WANT OFF MR BRADY'S WILD RIDE
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>>74050069
No. I hired an escort off of craigslist to come watch it with me after my friends said they couldn't go to Buffalo Wild Wings with me.
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So what is """""she""""" going to do during the halftime show /sp/?
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>>74050140
D12 - Quitter
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>>74050155
post pics
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>>74050140
>Dopey Matt Ryan choked when his team and city needed him most. Pull federal funds from Atlanta? Sad!
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In going to enjoy this since the patriots wont even get one touchdown. They probably only get like 3 or 4 field goals AT THE MOST.
Be ready to see Tom Brady cry when he gets obliterated 31-9
Kek
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>>74050171
Show her brand new vagina to the world after her treatments finally finish
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Apologize.
N O W
O
W
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>>74050069
Luckily Milana and I are snuggling up to watch the game at my place. ;^)
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POST
YOUR
PREDICTIONS
HERE
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>February 2021
>Tom Brady defeats the NY Giants to win his 7th super bowl then retires as the greatest champion to ever play the game
How bootyblasted is /sp/ at that point
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>Patriots expect Brady to play 3-5 more years
It just isn't fair.
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>>74050281
>Tom Brady defeats the NY Giants
Nah man
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WHY WON'T HE RETIRE
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>>74050295
Eli will be gone by then.
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>>74050281
>Tom Brady defeats the NY Giants
I take it Eli's already retired by then because that fucking memer will always find ways to beat them.
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>>74050280
This owl will be more boring than the halftime show
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>>74049451
He's a narrow guy.
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Who should I bet my $15 on?
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>>74050218
>mfw brady scores 40 touchdowns and the falcucks don't get a single point
>mfw this game solidifies brady as the all time GOAT and all you low test libs can do is cry about it
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>Drone caught flying over Falcons practice before game vs. Patriots
First the missing gameplan and now this?
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>>74050280
Falcons stun Patriots on a Game winning field goal. 24-21
Cap this
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>>74050354
Just 24 points?
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>>74050354
nope >>74050352
belicheat does it again! how does he keep getting away with it?
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>>74050280
Lady Gaga doesn't directly mention anything about Trump, but does convey a big message about love and acceptance.
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>>74050354
This. Falcons drive down the field with 25 seconds on the clock. They set up for a 59 yard FG with time expiring and Matt Bryant nails it right down the middle for ATL's first SB win.
Search your heart. You know it to be true.
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>live in tampa
>see multiple people wearing falcons jerseys at the grocery store
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>>74050074
some*
GO PATS
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>>74049709
"r nfl streams"
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>>74050280
Patriots win. The win is later vacated because they exceeded league practice time limits by 2 seconds. Brady is suspended 8 games.
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Apart from the rules of the game, I know fuck all about NFL and have managed to successful back the losing team for every Superbowl I've watched, so put all your money on the Patriots winning now
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Wings are the most pleb football food.
Prove me wrong, you utter faggots.
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>>74050171
Probably something about white people being evil and that any woman who doesn't abort their baby is a literal nazi
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>>74050552
SHUT THE FUCK UP ILL KIL L YOU
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>>74050552
You must get store bought wings
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Has a super bowl ever been delayed?
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>>74050572
Only thing I can think of was when the lights went out in the super dome
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Guys, how BTFOed will /sp/ be if ponies show up again?
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>>74050625
ponies?
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Do people unironically watch NASCAR?
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>>74050625
It'll be the movie trailer.
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What are the odds of Lady Goy Goy doing some nigger lives matter / anti-Trump shtick?
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>>74050654
Besides Matt winning his first Owl, this is the dream scenario
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>>74050625
What ponies?
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>>74049451
>ATL:Matt Schaub could follow Shanahan to SF
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>>74050675
VERY HIGH.
Don't forget that nigger Beyonce pulled some black power shit last SB.
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>>74050686
I don't have the screencap, and I don't want to post the 2 second gif to get banned.
MLP got featured in the rally commercial, all wearing Colts stuff. /sp/ collectively lost their minds and /mlp/ came to laugh
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>>74050354
>beat inconsistent seahawks team and one dimensional Packers team
>all of a sudden you have a defense that will hold Brady to 21
both defenses are pretty overrated desu, Pats with muh #1 defense against scrubs and the Falcons looking elite against busted up teams in the postseason. It should be high scoring because neither defense can beat the offenses they're facing.
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>>74050675
My guess is anti-Trump. Maybe something with the women's march.
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>>74050730
It was really brief, but I imagine alot of bants at clotsfags
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>>74050069
fucking casuals
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>>74050730
and the colts have been a mess since that commercial aired
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>>74050765
unimaginably
Only shame is that it wasn't the broncos
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>>74050069
I'm never alone so long as I have my friends on 4chan!
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>>74050730
I remember seeing that at a super bowl party and cringing up so fucking hard. Nobody cared there because you know normies and it was like 2 seconds. But fuck dude. First thing I thought was "the thread just exploded didn't it"
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>Mack functionally disabled
goddamn it, Patriots luck there way to another championship
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You ready to see Brady win his fifth?
>Matt Cryan
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how come julio has been questionable every week since like week 15 but always plays anyway?
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>>74050821
>Matt Cryan
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>>74050821
I thought you were a cowboys fan?
>cowcucks showing their true nature
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>>74050812
well the Pats are missing their biggest offensive threat so...yeah, injuries happen at least he gets to play for a bit
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>>74050280
I have Pats 35-31, with that field goal coming from inside the 10.
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>>74050829
He is giving everything he's got
Seems like every season he's had has been pissed away because of sitting out with small injury. Now or never, Julio
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>mfw white supremacists btfo as patriots lose
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>>74050851
>you can't favor a team in the super bowl if you are a Cowboys fan
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>>74050851
I am. I'm also a Brady fan.
>inb4 he's not a fan of the soon to be undisputed GOAT
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Why are /pol/acks claiming the Patriots as Trump's team and expecting liberal tears if they win? That doesn't make a lick of sense.
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>>74050877
he literally has a brady jersey cuck
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>tfw already drunk
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>>74050890
Because Bellichek and Brady voted Trump
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>>74050890
atlanta is the nigger capital of the world
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>>74050821
Your jersey's fake bruh
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>>74050890
>>74050906
Because they're retards who can't think beyond "hurrr brady had a trump hat."
They're literally cheering for a liberal team. It's god damn hilarious.
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>>74050906
Except Mass voted Shillary while Georgia voted Trump
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Today is Brady's coronation as Lord of the Rings, and Jewdell will be the one to anoint him
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>>74050906
Okay?
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Who /warsteiner/ here?
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>>74050765
>>74050686
>>74050806
finally found the cap
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>>74050933
It's not only Massachusetts, either. New England is 100% blue. It never goes red. It didn't go red in 2016, either.
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>>74050935
Today is the day he ascends
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>>74050890
Kraft, Belichick, and Brady are all endorsed by Trump
>but new england voted hillary
so did Atlanta, the rest of Georgia bailed them out and considering how minuscule atlanta sports is beyond college making an exception like that is okay.
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https://discord.gg/H95Z8
last day to join (:
https://discord.gg/H95Z8
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Will he resign if the patriots win the owl?
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friendly reminder the patriots never fail to cover the spread
have fun losing your money failcuck bettors
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how many hours until game starts?
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>>74050975
5 hours
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>>74050970
Yeah they sure covered the 16 point spread against the Giants in 2007
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>>74050932
and yet we won and ya lost
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>>74050989
how many bings is that?
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>>74050961
Can't you separate Trump bullshit from real life? This is a goddamn football game you spergs.
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>>74050999
5 bongs
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>>74050487
better than seeing tons of patriots jerseys here in Daytona . fuck the Pats
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Hello where are the owls?
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reminder """patriots""" will lose!!!
(((WHITE))) SUPREMACISTS BTFO KEK!!!!!!!!!!!!
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How assmad will Chickenparm and Le really really likes women man fans be if Brady wins today and becomes undisputed GOAT?
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>>74050512
thanks anon
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>>74051043
You just Jewish supremacists
fucking idiot
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>want to show support for the team but wearing team branded clothing looks stupid
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>>74051002
I was answering a question
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>>74050960
>yfw you realize MVPs are 0-7 in super bowls this century
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Falcons better win in honor of Mike Vick's retirement
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> tfw two of your teams are in the Super Bowl
it's gonna be comfy no matter what, bros
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>>74051092
>funded killing dogs
>honorable
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>>74051111
he did his time
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>>74050960
He certainly won't ascend if he buys chairs that hideous.
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>>74051092
I heard Gaga is going to wear a fur coat made of Pit Bull pelt during the halftime show
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>>74051103
>two of your teams
fuck off
>>74051111
>paid his debt to society
>later funded saving dogs
fuck off
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>>74051116
in Allah's eyes he didn't
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>>74051125
>forced to pay his debt by the courts
>forced to fund saving dogs by the courts
Ah, my little retarded child. If he didn't get caught he would have never did any of this things.
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>>74051153
i dont deal in what ifs
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>>74051153
>(he'd still outrun your favorite players)
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>>74051125
>>74051103
>two teams
is this the /sp/ equivalent to two waifus?
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>>74051185
I'm sure you don't. Like, what if you ever penetrated a girl's vagina with your penis.
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>>74051206
Worse, it's like claiming both genders
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>>74049451
falcons plz
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HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW IF YOUR HAND IS BIGGER THAN YOUR FACE YOU HAVE CANCER???
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>>74051221
now you get it
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>>74051222
Uh there's more than two genders pal.
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>>74051230
we got u f@m
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>@RapSheet: #Raiders LB Aldon Smith will be reinstated in March, sources say, barring a slip up in the drug program. His request was deferred in Dec.
Will the rest of the Raiders' pass rush, dare I say it, actually show up next year?
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Is Cooper Manning a cuck?
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>>74051263
>yestergay
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>>74051263
>gender blender
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>>74051263
man I can't wait until this is frowned upon again
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>>74051282
cooper? more like pooper
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>>74051265
I wish I could be confident anon.
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Do the people who run the NFL expect Europeans to stay up into the wee hours of the morning before work on monday to watch it?
It's like how the London games always seem to clash with a huge Premier League fixture.
Nice """growth""" """strategy"""
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>>74049576
Favorite part of the owl, honestly.
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Reminder of THE bet to make today
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>>74051332
I love how the look on the cameraman's face after Matt went absolute madman
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>>74049576
the only bad part about it is the cp
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Why the fuck are Buck and Aikman commentating?
Buck literally sounds like generic shit as if he commentates on not just NFL but MLB and hockey on the side.
Aikman is a faggot, but Buck needs to neck himself and make way for goat Michael's voice
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is there anywhere to watch it online? gonna be away from tv for the afternoon and would like to catch it on my laptop
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how much ruffball will todays bowl game have?
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>>74051389
wat
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>>74051389
said no one ever
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>>74051092
>yfw Vick sacrificed his career so Falcons can have enough power to take down Mecha Brady
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>tfw have to work from 6pm to 6am today
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>>74051348
No.
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>>74051410
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>>74051397
There's a little site called Google
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>>74051397
https://www.reddit.com/r/nflstreams/
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>>74049607
Hol up, Joe buck is calling the game¿
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>>74051332
I don't know why that webm has that name. It was probably something else at one point.
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>>74051394
I'll still never get over how Buck was all nonchalant about the helmet catch
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>>74051407
i thought /tv/ was the pedo board?
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Patriots will win because Brady is friends with Trump. Everyone who's challenged trump has failed and incurred bad luck like family members dying.
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>>74051348
>Do the people who run the NFL expect Europeans to stay up into the wee hours of the morning before work on monday to watch it?
no
they put it on primetime to get the main audience, i.e. americans. Couldn't care less about yuros.
what they should do is to push it to saturday primetime, so that americans can celebrate properly without worrying about work on monday while also giving europeans a chance to watch it
>>74051462
of course
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How many bongs
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How do you stop 2016 NFL Defensive Player of the Year Khalil Mack?
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>>74051404
>wat
are you new?
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>>74051505
4 + < 30 bings
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>>74051509
the punchline is: throw him a basketball
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Kek will bring Romo to the Jets to win super bowl 52
also help the falcons please
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>>74051503
Some offices in Boston are calling tomorrow a 'sleep in and work from home' day :^)
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>The GOAT: The Commercial
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>>74051516
been here for years. I don't usually shitpost while the Owl is on because I have friends and family over. Never heard about cp during the owl
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>>74051536
>Romo to the Jets
>winning the owl
pick neither
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>>74051478
I wonder what else I have.
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>Muh diverstiy
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>>74051580
gas the kikes
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>>74051568
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>>74051526
Fair enough. The only Raider who can shoot baskets is Carr.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDeJzlOIaGU
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>>74049451
>tfw first Super Bowl on /sp/
Usually I'm out with friends, having a good time and such for the Big Game. Plans fell apart so I'll be watching the Super Bowl at home alone. On the plus side, I've always felt left out not being on /sp/ for the Super Bowl.
Is it as exciting as I'm hoping?
Or is the gamethread empty because everybody else has friends they watch with...
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>>74051599
You should increase the bitrate in your webms
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>>74051611
>Or is the gamethread empty because everybody else has friends they watch with...
on 4chan?
Lmao
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>>74051599
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>>74051611
Hey newfag no need to lie. We know your fresh off the boat from reddit.
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>>74051557
cp gets posted in the owl but it's posted more during the world cup.
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>They literally had to get Wade Phillips to go back to the 30s to talk good about the Cougars
>Hueston
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I hope Brady has a career ending injury. Sick of seeing that faggot face in the owl and the Pats fucking faggot ass spoiled ass fan base.
I hope an asteroid destroys the greater Boston area in the future
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>>74051631
hey now, /sp/ is a semi-normie board
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>>74051611
>usually i'm out with friends
>plans fell apart
lies
>at home alone
truth
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reminder that the browns already won this superbowl.
or lost it 5 times I'm confused
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>>74051593
boer?
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This guy is blocking your TV during the Super Bowl
What do you do?
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>>74051643
>le "fresh off the boat from reddit" memeposting
kys
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>>74051657
All Boston fans, and, for that matter, all people from Boston are assholes. Seriously, a bunch of alcoholic, insecure, inferiority-complex, crypto-racist, self-styled "blue collar", self-regarding "underdog" morons. What they lack in brains, creativity or numbers they more than make up for in volume and insanely blind allegiance to the most overrated small market in sports. If New York or, to a lesser extent, Los Angeles were wiped off the face of the map, what would Boston fans do? They would have no earthly reason to go on, as they thrive on the antipathy they feel toward their perceived betters. If Boston suddenly disappeared, NYC and LA would still have plenty to work on. The "rivalries" that Boston fans have fostered have always had a passion gap, because they've always meant more to the Bostonians then they did to anybody else. Sort of like a drunk short guy in a bar picking fights with anybody over 6'2". And furthermore, Boston is actually kind of a shitty town after you've seen all the historical relics/ruins from way back when it was a relevant city. For my money, it's a poor man's Philadelphia, and it's tough to stomach either of those places after you've spent any real time in New York.Not to malign New England. Beautiful part of the country. But Boston, specifically, blows.
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>>74051677
Take him outside, drench him in gasoline, tie him up, stab him in the balls, and then light him on fire
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>>74051660
I haven't been alone for a Super Bowl since literally before /sp/ existed senpai. This is new territory for me. Last year I think I phoneposted a couple times during the game but that's it
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What would you do to Erin Andrews?
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Am i fucking retarded or do i just not understand reddit? where's the actual link to the stream on r/nflstreams?
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>>74051716
naizuri
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>>74051657
>>74051692
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>>74051677
I just realized like an hour ago that I really really want bacon for this super bowl but I don't want to go shopping. I have regular pork in the freezer, but I would be so glad if a fresh pork belly walked into my apartment right now
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>>74051716
take a picture of her through a hotel peephole
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>>74051716
Stalk
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Casual NFL fan here (CFL>NFL). Does Atlanta have any chance whatsoever today? If they do I will watch this game, but I'm sick of the Patriots and I'm not interested in watching them win another championship. Steelers should have made it, that would have been more interesting.
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>>74051716
Fuck her on the bus
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>>74051480
He sounds perpetually bored. In turn making the viewers bored.
How the emotionless drone is going to be the voice for a game to be viewed by millions of plebs is beyond me.
This whole bread wine and circus (or in modern terms pizza beer and sports) charade is slowly dying anyway so the only positive thing I can think of is Buck is expediting the downfall of the Empire by dispelling the illusion.
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>>74051741
Only casual fans think they don't have any chance.
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>>74051716
The only thing you CAN do with a pretty girl:
Lick her bumhole
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Is there a good place to stream pre-game? r nfl streams doesn't allow posting of streams until 1 hr before.
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>>74051716
suck her dick
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Wisconsite making a beer run for the Bowl party later. Open for suggestions before I buy Moon Man again.
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>>74051760
I like your style.
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>>74051741
I'm not going to dissapoint myself... I'm rooting for the patriots
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>>74051741
>Leaf
>Doesn't like the Patriots
Yup, it checks out. The day of the rake is coming for you people.
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>>74051717
It looks like one hasn't been posted yet
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>>74051741
Yes, Ryan and Jones keep Atlanta in it despite the huge coaching advantage for the Pats. DESU this is the first year an a lot of years that the two "best overall" teams made it to the SB
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>>74051716
Find out her hotel room number
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>>74051741
Of course they do. They have a better chance than most of the Patriots' SB opponents.
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>>74051781
Buy Moon Man and then some cheap high abv 40 oz, for when you start to remember Green Bay getting BTFO by the Failcons
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>>74051741
Steelers would've been just as shitty. Should have been BASED CARR
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Rain drop, drop top, _____
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>>74051774
i'd do this but only if it's bigger than mine
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>>74051741
>Steelers should have made it
>should have
you have to win the game Canada, Steelers weren't even close. That said of course the Falcons have a chance. Any given sunday
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>>74051812
I'm a Falcons fan who moved to Wisconsin a while back, so I can assure you there's no booty blastedness here :^)
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casual here, I only come to /sp/ for big events.
what stream can I watch that doesn't have SJW commentators?
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>>74051825
suck my cock atlanta niggers
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>>74051828
>posting on 4chan
I'm guessing hers is
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>>74049451
How does it feel knowing that your girlfriends are going to be dripping wet from watching these young black studs play football? They'd leave you in a second if the black studs gave them just an ounce of attention. You guys are inferior.
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FALCONS ON TOP!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkAsQQJ1mRM
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So what happens if one of the buses with the players from the hotel get in a major accident? How would the NFL deal with it?
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Why does Brady trigger everyone so easily? Was he born a troll?
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>>74051789
ok, i see another thread saying the same thing. guess you just refresh this https://www.reddit.com/r/nflstreams/gilded/ for a link? I've watched MLB streams on reddit before but navigating this NFL page has me confused. Will the gilded tab actually have the post or is it another one?
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>>74051905
hate us cuz they anus
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>>74051874
nice cuck projecting, bud
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>>74051716
Finger her and get her close to finishing so I can discreetly slip a wi-fi controlled vibrator in her without her noticing. Leave and wait to watch her start an interview post game before turning it on and watch her orgasm in front of all of America. Classic.
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>>74051874
How do you think Tom feels knowing that Giselle is thinking of his black teammates during sex? Or that she wets her pants every time a burly black man sacks Tommy?
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Will the Super Bowl be broadcast in 4K in America?
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I can kick Tom Brady's ass
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>>74051892
Wasn't there a plane crash way back in the day with a college team? I don't remember any of the details.
Anyways I always thought it would be kind of funny if the Madden Bus got in an accident, since the reason he took a bus was afraid of flying
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>>74051657
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>>74051930
also is there some sort of pre-game show going on right now?
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>AND PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP!!!
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>>74051930
One day, anon. One day.
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>>74051741
>CFL>NFL
>This is what leaves actually believe
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>>74051971
sad!
I know there have been some broadcasts in 4K of like the Premier League.
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I swear to kek, if the cheatriots win the owl im leaving /sp/
Cap this
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>>74051657
He'll be 40 by next season. It won't take much to end his career desu
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Mac Supercomputer (ID: !!GH9M2oEuxtY)
2017-02-05 07:26:16
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I'm going to be offline for the game, so I want to wish my fellow Pats fans a great experience and a victory.
I have no beef with Atlanta, but I just hope for a Pats win. Have fun /nfl/. I'll see you on the other side, win or lose.
With thanks to Landry's Balls, I leave you with this: the GOAT and his patches.
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I hope you're ready for a lot of anime posting in the superb owl thread, /nfl/. Go F/a/lcons.
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This will be Tom Brady's final game.
KEK wills it.
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>>74052011
wtf I want the Patriots to win now
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>>74052011
Don't let the door hit you.
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>>74051982
You fucking /sperglord/, he prefaced that saying casual NFL fan
>CFL>NFL
"I watch the cfl more than the nfl"
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>>74051741
Steelers would've got blown the fuck out bud. They would not be able to stop Atlanta's offensive and the steelers best offensive player is a man let WR followed by an RB followed by a bunch of literal whos
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>>74049504
>>74049504
Puppyb Owl game thread, starts in 30 bings
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Remember what happened the last time an all-time old, great QB went up against a young, fast team in the SB?
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>Matt Ryan went to school in Boston
There will probably be a few dodgy interceptions tonight.
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>>74052071
>implying manning hasn't always been choke in big post season games
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>gameplan mysterious disappears for half hour
>drone flying over atlantas practice
maybe these are just coincidences but it's funny how often these types of things happen then the patriots are involved
>>74052011
noooo :(
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>>74052076
Why? The game isn't in boston and he's not from boston
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>>74052076
Seems likely that a man would throw the super bowl because he lived in Boston for four years.
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>>74052071
Oh, yes.
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>>74052076
You know he was an Eagles fan growing up in Philly right?
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>Host Rich Eisen: What's the asterisk?
>Kevin Faulk: Come on Rich. I don't even want to get into that. Man is about to play in his seventh Super Bowl, he has a chance at winning five, it's been great. But some things has happened and we know what those things are -- when you talk about Super Bowls and things that has happened along the lines with the Patriots and we just cannot pretend like they didn't happen.
>Faulk, of course, was addressing the SpyGate controversy. The Patriots defeated Faulk and the Rams back in Super Bowl XXXVI 20-17 thanks in part to their game plan to slow the running back down.
>Faulk was the only panelist who brought up the Patriots' uncertain past.
The salt is eternal
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>>74052157
>iggles
matt ryan puking and losing confirmed
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>>74050890
>>74050932
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>>74052180
>Kevin Faulk
I can't believe he'd betray the Patriots like that.
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>>74052180
It's true though. Pats illegally videotaped the Rams walkthrough and got an unfair advantage. It's already been proven.
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>>74052180
do you mean marshall faulk? kevin faulk played his entire career ON the patriots
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>>74050069
Got friends coming over with beer, ribs, chicken and I got some sour diesel straight out of Colorado. Gonna have a good ol' okie BBQ and chill the fuck out. You can be a shitposter and still have normie friends. It's fun.
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What team are the Cowboys going to trade Romo to for a 1st and 2nd round pick?
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>>74052180
>Kevin Faulk
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>>74052180
>Kevin Faulk
delet this right now! you mean Marshall Faulk
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>>74052258
literally no one
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>>74052215
Fulton county aint even falcson fans
t. the suburbs that voted trump.
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>>74052258
Edmonton Eskimos
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>>74052215
>one county
vs
>several states, some of which Trump won
really made me think
Why don't you post just Boston, nigger
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>>74052301
The Patriots are from Foxboro.
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did someone has a good Stream link? i want see commercials in the best quality possible
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>>74052258
Broncos / Texans? What is the future of Brock Lobster anyways, like how much guaranteed did that sneaky motherfucker secure himself?
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tbqh i hope blount is resigned for one more year with the pats so he can get his 50th rushing td with them
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>>74052278
There are plenty of teams out there that will be pitching picks for Romo
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>>74052301
>What are fucking percentages
New England is Trump more than Atlanta
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Toxin fan here. I'm cheering for patricucks because I admire greatness.
Brady is the greatest.
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>>74052341
Go to reddit's NFL stream page.
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Red Birds > All Other Colors
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>>74052368
>cheering for the team that btfo'd you
spoken like a true cuck
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>>74052368
>Brady is the greatest
Brady isn't even the best quarterback of his era, let alone all time. Super Bowls are a team stat my guy.
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>>74052349
no they fucking wont, his contract is extremely overpriced for a quarterback who hasnt played effectively since 2014 and gets hurt all the time and is 37 years old.
Tiki, you're my friend, but dont tell me you think this.
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>>74052301
Trump did not win a single New England state.. New England is the most liberal region in the country.
With that said, your overall point is solid. You can't compare a single county to an entire region, which includes both red and blue counties.
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>>74052356
>missing the point
You can't just look Atlanta when you compare the whole of several states
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>>74052402
hmm, random /sp/ shitposter's opinion vs professional players and analyists without bias and butthurt
rly mek me tink
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>>74049603
lol spot on nugga
go pats
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>>74052356
It's stupid to compare an entire region to a single county. It doesn't work that way.
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cuck ass mods
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>>74052215
Who cares? This dragging of Trump and the evil SJWs into every fucking conversation is beyond stale.
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>>74050240
came back and broke his ribs.
Pryor should have won it, not this cracker.
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>>74052419
>what are percentages
>You can't just look Atlanta when you compare the whole of several states
Well, the ATLANTA Falcons are playing the NEW ENGLAND Patriots, so I think I can.
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>Brady isn't even the best quarterback of his era
Oh really, so who has been as good as Brady over the entire span of their career? Peyton was shit in the entire last season when he won his last SB and none of the other GOAT contenders have the longevity of Brady
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By the end of tonight Matt Ryan will have to change his name to Matt Cryan
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>>74052378
link please, all that i see are virus pages
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inb4 it's a blowout and the falcons dont score a single touchdown
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>>74052422
Manning has better stats across the board except for SBMVP and a .7 passer rating difference.
Belichick is the real MVP of the Pats.
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>>74052484
inb4 the opposite happens
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>>74052403
You would have to be pretty naive to think there isn't a team out there willing to invest in an old but Elite QB
Denver did it
Cowboy are going to get plenty of value out of Romo just watch.
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>>74051111
glad you fucked up da quads with your racist stupidity.
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>>74052504
>b-but muh stats
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>We can't tell you the whole game, cuz
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>>74052456
Brady is quite obviously the best of this era, only idiots say otherwise.
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Does the reddit nfl thing make me need to sign up for an account just to see the links and shit?
Will someone post here with a link once a stream is posted?
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>>74052504
you're right Manning DOES have Brady beat
First-round Playoff losses by a quarterback
Manning: 9
Brady: 2
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>>74052484
>inb4 a meteor destroys Houston at halftime
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>>74051263
proof that the internet gave the stupid a voice.
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>>74052553
No need to sign up
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>shit halftime shows usually happen with good games
>Lady Gaga confirmed for getting political during the halftime show
So I'm thinking an upper-40's nail-biter of a shootout tbqhwyfam
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SOMEONE WANT GIVE ME A STREAM LINK, I WANT SEE THIS SHIT SO MUCH, IM SO HYPED AAAAAAAAA
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this fucking nigger worshiping bullshit
why america
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>>74051263
Carolina is going to have to make a lot of bathrooms
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>>74052562
manning never lost to the jest in the playoffs
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>>74052484
>>74052509
it's a Brady-Belichick owl, it's almost certain to be a close game decided at the last minute.
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32-28 Patriots
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>>74052603
>Lady Gaga confirmed for getting political during the halftime show
>Another year of a shitty pop artist doing political talking instead of propper sing for us...
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Gordon Ramsay just now on team city food
Boston > Atlanta | no competition
Is he right?
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>>74049451
/g/ and /pol/ checking in for the yearly superb owl
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>>74052616
Links are posted about 20-30 minutes before the game.
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>>74052553
NFL is literally making the superbowl free to watch this year
ESPN should have a stream
Twitter should have a stream
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>>74052637
You mean just /pol/
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>>74052603
>shit halftime shows usually happen with good games
50 sucked and you know it.
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>>74052622
Eagles-Pats Owl was nowhere near as close as the scoreboard
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>>74051741
>Casual NFL fan here (CFL>NFL)
Stopped reading there.
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Favre is better than Montana just cause Favre played longer :^)
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>>74049607
am i in a museum
because i'm seeing a lot of artifacts
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>>74052654
>usually
That being said, ofc it sucked
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>>74052658
that's why I said almost
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>>74052648
>>74052606
>>74052553
https://www.foxsportsgo.com/
idk if it will work in foreign countries though, sometimes this stuff only works in Murica. But at least for Yanks it will be free and legal and reliable
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>>74049451
REMINDER: PATRIOTS ARE A BANDWAGON MAYWEATHER STYLE TEAM
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Can you guys feel it
I feel it
This is going to be the best owl ever
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>>74052619
2002
2011
watch sports
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>>74052634
As someone from ATL, I would say he's probably right. Nothing great about Atlanta food, all the unique foods are just a shit ton of grease
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>>74052669
is this supposed to be ironic?
longevity is important, and favre won 3 straight mvps. Montana's still better but fuck off if you dont think Favre is a hof qb.
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>>74052704
>This is going to be the best owl ever
yep, can't wait for it. 37-20 Patriots
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>>74051677
teets
> guy
back to 6th grade sonny.
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goodells son here
37-31 falcons
you heard it here first
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post yfw brady gets injured the first play
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>>74052711
Yeah even when you think "Southern cooking" you don't think of Atlanta
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>>74052711
Surprised I would expect ATL to at least have some homestyle bbq
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>>74051487
every board is the pedo board
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Today we find out if Tom Brady passes Joe Montana and confirms himself as the GOAT or if he falls to one loss away from being Terry Bradshaw.
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>>74052753
>Jimmy G leading the Pats to victory
>Brady goes to the 49ers while Jimmy wins more owls for the Patriots
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>>74052753
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>He hasn't played NFL Blitz yet to simulate what's going to happen tonight
What's wrong with you?
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>>74052757
The best southern food restaurant I've ever been to is outside of the city, about an hour or so south down 75.
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Reminder
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Friendly reminder Matt Ryan has yet to win a playoff game away from his babby dome
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>>74052812
>40 points scored over two overtime periods
Seems likely.
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>>74052812
>26 sacks
hahahaha oh damn son, I'm a Brady cuck but that's hilarious
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>>74052812
Wow looks like a low scoring game by that games standards
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>>74052848
Hard to win playoff games when you always get home field advantage. He's only played one away playoff game since his rookie year.
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>>74049451
patriots gonna win or are the falcons gonna win senpai
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Sweden's Lone Falcon (ID: !!uPK/xHwMEBy)
2017-02-05 08:01:40
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>>74052812
>Falcons get 26 sacks
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>>74052885
Until this year he lost a lot of those home ones too
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>>74052848
Houston is a dome innit?
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>>74052893
pats will win
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>>74052893
The patriots will either lose or win imo!!!
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>4.5 hour pregame show
>3.5 hour game
why is this allowed?
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>>74052906
Not Atlanta's
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>>74052893
Agreed. The Team with the most points at the end of the game will win
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>>74052681
wow this stream is high quality
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>ywn go to a texas high school football game
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>>74052925
>3.5 hour game
heh
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>>74051002
No ofc they cant. All these dudes are insecure for stupid petty reasons that shouldn't affect them
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Just watched all 18 Pats games this season. Now I'm ever more convinced about the Falcons victory. Might have to put some money on this game to hold my interest.
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>>74052902
Eh, I'll be the first to admit he was pretty bad his first few seasons in the playoffs, but Ryan has been on fire in the playoffs since then. I think it's been a mixture of maturing and getting a better team around him (that team his rookie year was bad).
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>>74052648
>>74052681
>Fox Sports dont gives nothing to SuperBowl outside us
I ONLY WANT SEE THE COMMERCIALS DAMMIT
DAMN YOU FOX
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Houston would be in this game if they had a QB.
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>>74052925
>>3.5 hour game
Is this your first SB?
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>>74052812
>over 600 return yards
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>>74052937
>tabs
kekked
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>>74052925
>3.5 hour game
>30 minutes is a male crossdresser screeching into the microphone
>another hour is commercials
REally Makes ME thunk
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>>74052180
>Kevin Faulk
Nigga what? Lmao that's Marshall Faulk
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>>74052812
>get sacked 26 times
>still put up 43
Brady gave it his all
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>>74052960
if you cant figure out how to watch it you dont belong on this weaboo facebook group
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Who /henny+weed/ tonight?
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>>74052960
>I only want to see the commercials
Oh well why didn't you say so?
Audi already released their Super Bowl commercial. Here you go anon!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6u10YPk_34
GRRRRRRRRLLL POWER!!!
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>>74053000
i like anime, eyeshild 21 is my favorite anime
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>>74052959
I edited this and now it doesn't read right. I meant to say he's been fantastic in the playoffs starting with the 2012 season.
I'm not fixing this again.
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TOM BRADY SITS WHEN HE PEES!
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Shalom goyim
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>>74050890
>>74050932
Patriots are Trump's team. Brady, Bellichek, Kraft and Edelman are all public Trump supporters. Doesn't matter that New England and Massachusetts is full of cucks when the faces of the franchise are all Trump Supporters.
If anything it goes to show how cucked New England is because they cry about Trump and then praise Brady.
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>>74053029
niggers pls go
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>>74052962
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I accepted a contract and became Assweiler.
In Denver Broncos' lockeroom born and raised
On the bench was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shooting some footballs while lyin in the pool
When a singular GM was up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my agent paced on his feet
He said, "You're headin' to the Texans and they don't even want to meet."
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said "OILRS4LF" and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it."
– "Yo, home to Bellaire."
I pulled up to the stadium about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo home smell ya later."
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Brock Assweiler.
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>>74053037
Ah my favorite time of year
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>>74053032
you know what is more funny? this commercial has a deeper racist mensage if you saw the context
http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/2017/02/real-message-behind-audis-super-bowl-ad-isnt-exactly-uplifting-one/#more-1502785
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>>74052812
>26 sacks
WEW LAD
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>>74053032
Hoe the fuck could anybody think this was a good idea? I'm a librul and even I know the wage gap is BS.
Congrats Audi, your brand is now associated with Tumblr feminism and being too dumb to understand statistics
>She will be assumed less competent than every man she ever meets
I'm sure lots of luxury car drivers will love this BS right?
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In going to enjoy this since the patriots wont even get one touchdown. They probably only get like 3 or 4 field goals AT THE MOST.
Be ready to see Tom Brady cry when he gets obliterated 31 - 9
Kek
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>>74052923
the falcons pass rush played elite against GB
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>>74053182
You're right, the Pats will be held to 10 points by the 26th ranked defense in the league
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I had a nightmare that Matt Ryan got sacked so hard he passed away and everyone was crying except for Drumpf who used it as a ploy to say "He's a quitter" I woke up literally shaking
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>>74053161
wage gap is bs in some careers but in IT and even medical there's still a noticeable discrepancy, probably more fields
Honestly I'm all for 100% performance based pay for salaried workers
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>>74053161
reads
>>74053084
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So with his Hall of Fame induction that means Jerry Jones is the greatest NFL Franchise Owner of all time right?
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what is this mom band
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>>74053037
Neat
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3 hours more of hype n shieet. This lead-up is getting kind of boring.
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>>74053193
They've been pretty elite the last 2 games
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This guy in the pink leopard shirt looks like Michael Keaton.
This is terrible.
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Is that aaron paul?
>>74053182
I trust you
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>>74053204
>IT and even medical there's still a noticeable discrepancy
that is sure, have more male working in IT and medical than other carreers
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Will it be a goat b-2 fly over?
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>>74053195
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>i dont gonna see the 2017 salty ads in full HD
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>>74053234
U2 flyover
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>>74053032
This does not make me want to by one of their cars. I thought commercials were about selling products.
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>>74052071
>a young fast team
You forgot to mention how that young fast time is statistically one of the best defenses ever...but yeah one of the shittier defenses this year is very comparable to the 2014 legion of boom champs cause you know SPEED amirite?! Fucking idiot
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>Terrell Davis gets in despite only being great for 3 seasons and doing nothing in the rest
bullshit
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>>74053223
These guys are way too old to be playing music like that.
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>>74052397
No, people who want the team who beat them to lose are shit sports fans.
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>>74053298
>you will never as bootyblasted as this Shitriot fag
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>>74053299
>TO still not in
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>>74053268
Go to reddit/nfl streams
download ace player
they will post an ace stream link that will be HD
paste the link into the ace player
then kys for being this incompetent
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>>74052402
You can argue he's not the best all time sure, but he's the indisputable greatest of the era. How dense and low football IQ are you?
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>>74053268
Fox sports one app unless it is region locked
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>>74053373
its region locked
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>>74053335
it's the truth though, you're an idiot if you compare the 2016 Falcons D to the 2013 Legion of Boom
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>>74053356
You can kys for recommending reddit. You can also kys for being such a poorfag you have to illegally watch the superbowl. You probably don't even have friends to watch it with.
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>>74053335
I'm actually a chiefs fan :^) you casual faggot
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>>74053289
I mean the message is basically
>Buy an Audi or you're a misogynist!!!
As somebody said, they probably banked on Hillary winning when they made this. Then we learned that just repeatedly screaming "everything I don't like is misogyny!" doesn't actually work and people will unironically vote for Donald Fucking Trump instead of support the SJW crowd anymore
Bud Light made a wage gap & "pink tax" commercial last year, and it got a ton of negative press. Somebody at Audi should be fired over this one
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>The World Cup Trophy is on Super Bowl Stadium
Thanks for being this ironic, FOX
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>>74053351
>B-BUT HE WAS MEAN TO THE MEDIA, SO HE SHOULDN'T GET IN
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>>74053288
>U-2 fly over
>later revealed that aerial coverage will be provided by it
>someone would not want this
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>>74053299
three rings faggot
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Reminder that if you do not live in new Engeland and still support the patriots you are probably a sociopath and or autistic.
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>>74053218
hassling wilson behind that line isnt much of a accomplishment but what they did to GB was probably the best anyone had done all season
Rodgers even coped very well but didnt have a chance to catch up with the atlanta O
if ATL plays at even 85% of what they did against Green bay they will win this game
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TV is trash. Who greenlights this?
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>>74053471
there's nothing wrong with being autistic
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>>74053448
t.o. was a soft ass nigga, stat padder
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>>74053490
Never said that.
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>>74053471
Boston is a shitty place to live. Oh wait, your country is shit so you probably like it.
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>>74053467
2
And so what, rings automatically puts someone into the Hall of Fame?
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>>74053524
>T. Butthurt patriots fan
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>>74053471
I want the Patriots to win just so Brady and Belichick can meet Trump at the White House
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>>74053473
When you're down 2 scores early and the other team knows you're going to pass on every single play and there's no way your shot defense can generate any sort of pressure then really that's not saying much. Everyone's REALLY overrating this falcon defense
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Hey people. remember the lady gaga thing. The Halftime show. Don't forget. Especially you women. It's coming up. In 5 hours. Stay tuned though. You don't want to miss it. Coming up.
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>>74053592
>LADY GAGA
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>>74053471
I only like the Patriots because I hate every other team more
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>>74053587
Yes, because any other team the last two and a half months has been able to slow down Aaron Rodgers. It's so easy that surely someone must have done it?
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>>74053037
but... but... this is a blue board anon
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How did they get those jerseys up to the ISS?
The last delivery to the ISS was in December, well before we knew who was playing in the Super Bowl
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>>74053654
>replying to that butthurt Fagtriots fan
He's been shitposting about the Falcons defense all week just like the Packer retards did. He'll learn his lesson soon
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>>74053679
>he doesn't know football is scripted
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>>74053679
I guess NASA knows more about the NFL than the NFL does.
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>>74053587
Didn't they also shut down Brees in week 17? Not that they're a great defense, but it seems that they're not getting a whole lot of credit. Keep in mind that half of the starters are first and second year players. They struggled adjusting early in the year.
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>Dak how do you feel about Texas being Trump territory?
>no comment...*walks away*
noOooOoooOooooo you were supposed to be the chosen one!
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>>74053712
They allowed 13 points against the Saints in 3 quarters and then Saints scored a bunch of garbage time points when the Falcons were up 38-13
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>>74053679
they probably shoot up a jersey from every team
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>>74053679
The Super Bowl LI football even had Patriots Vs. Falcons on it!
Either football is scripted, or the ISS is fake
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Meh.
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>>74053654
>Eagles, Houston, Vikings, Giants, Seattle, Chicago, Detroit
Yeah those are real world class beaters on offense just like the Falcons. Please if those teams had an offense like the Falcons than the packers would've lost to most of them moron
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i don't care about handegg but this year the game has my name on it so i feel it is my duty to watch
so how does handegg work?
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>>74053691
I would expect the Falcons fanbase to get us12 tier if they win but then I remember it's an atlanta sports team and everyone will forget about it immediately after
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>>74053849
Get ready for 11 minutes of action, Li
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>>74053849
Where in China do you live?
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>>74053849
The team that scores the most points usually wins the game.
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>>74053835
Wait, so what you're saying is that the Falcons defense benefits from having a good offense? Damn, it is a real shame that they don't get to play with that offense today.
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>>74053849
stop buying my country
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>>74053867
thank you
>>74053871
hangzhou (where Jack Ma comes from)
>>74053873
thank you
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>>74053882
then stop selling it, you stupid spider
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>>74053881
that's right, keep underestimating the Patriots offense just because they're not the #1 offense
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>>74053679
I'm really interested in this
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Chyna is ripping us off on trade
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>>74053905
Rekt
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>>74053782
they should have a multi-sports archive there just of case of those shits....
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>>74053849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE7qVAtNwQk
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Stream?
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>>74053937
NEW
E
W
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>>74053679
http://www.collectspace.com/news/news-020417a-super-bowl-jerseys-space.html
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>>74053679
>>74053923
https://twitter.com/NFL/status/828234434793050112
I think I saw a Browns jersey though I have no idea why they sent that up. Maybe they ain't as smart as they like to think
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>Jordy Nelson is picked over Le'Veon Bell as Comback Player of the Year
fuck these awards f a m
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I stopped watching apehoop a year+ ago because of how lame the refs/game got and stopped browsing /sp/ as a result
feels good to be back shitposting and FUCK the pats
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BIG GUY CHOSE THE FALCONS
KEK WILLS IT
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>>74053084
This is some serious reaching
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Mark Manlet
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>>74051843
none faggot they dont let redpilled racist neets on tv lmao
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>>74054115
Basicaly they want make everyone salty lol
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>>74054099
>99
ITS HAPPENING?
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>>74053963
rip
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>>74050890
>Patriots coach and team favorite publically support Trump
>Rep. John "The Cuck" Lewis drug the city of Atlanta down with him when Trump reacted to shenanigans
Although the states voted opposite, and I would normally be happy for the Falcons to finally bring a championship here (not an NFL fan though), I don't want to give the libtards any more ammo concerning the Trump vs. Lewis/Atlanta feud.
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Love how every insult to the patriots is personal attack or on the fans. Nothing to do with our actual play or results because you fucking know you can't talk. Stay salty cucks.
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>>74054340
What the hell are you talking about?
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>>74051611
I only come here for /cfb/ and don't care much about /nfl/, but there's got to be a first time for everything.
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>>74054441
>tf
>tt
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>>74054441
>our
It's NEW england, euro trash.
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>>74054470
/cfb/ blows; it's like watching arena football. why watch something at an almost amateur level when there is the pro level of nfl?
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>>74054441
>our
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>>74054548
Xfl was best fl
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>>74054548
>almost amateur level when there is the pro level of nfl
beacuse the msot amateur sometimes is more exciting than NFL
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Trump propaganda in MY superb owl!?!
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>>74054630
i see, /cfb/ is only for casuals who like >muh downfield chucks rather than seeing teams play 4d chess
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What happened to the pre-game show? They started showing Trump.
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>>74054784
nope, we like games tied until the end. not a 45-16 like NFL always does
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>>74054918
>/cfb/ fans are secretly soccer fans
lmao
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Pats win by 8 points!?
8?
Does trump even football?
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STREAM?
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>>74055038
screenshot this for when they win by 8
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>>74055082
The only way that would be possible is a 2 point conversation in the last few seconds. That would mean that it's actually going to be a good game, which has never happened in the history of the owl.
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>>74054959
>speaking bad about a sport that is more popular than NFL
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>>74053037
Seen you on /pol/ before, but never here.
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>>74055062
Fox sports go
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>>74050743
This. Who wants to bet 80+ total points this owl?
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>>74050280
The Falcons will win. They deserve it.
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>>74050280
32-28 Patriots
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0-15 Patriots win
Also, where da live stimmin at?
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