/hoc/

>>74046078
Why is there a canes logo inside habs logo, are you mad?

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2nd for Ribeiro

>>74046300
I think it denotes the movement of canes to quebec.

>>74046373
He's also allegedly a Flat Earth believer.

Huomenta

>>74046568
Hyvää huomenta

>>74046568
moro

>>74046389
They should go back to Hartford. The Whalers were based

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What am I supposed to do with this NEW PADS!?

>>74046746
The Isles are going to Hartford, it's the only place that would take them.

>>74046774
Thats surprising, I figured nobody would take them after how bad they screwed up with Barclays.

>>74046801
Well unless another Texas conman comes and tries to bail them out they'll take what they can get.

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Bravo, /hoc/.

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>Why don't you have a sk8r grl, /hoc/?

>>74046373
Ribero couldn't stop drinking and doing cocaine at Broadway bars long enough to score a goal.

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>rags

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>canada's face when the mild win the cup

>>74046774
>pay $485 million for metro-NYC market team
>move team to an arena with bats in it
>in fucking Connecticut

Don't you have a UConn game to watch???

>>74047236
because the only hot female hockey players are Swiss

Caps-Kings thread or shit up this one?

How the fuck does the Kings have the NHL's game of the week? Why not the ducks have a primetime game?

>>74049512
Considering how slow this thread is, you/we might as well shit this one up

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>>74049553
BACKSTROM

You fucks get to watch a game that isn't in the middle of the night eh

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>>74049549
This is a GREAT post!

>>74049559
Good post, good pic.

Yep, thank you Bettman

ovi is the goat

>KANGZ

>>74049634
>le wait for pass at the circles man
>le skates leave the ice for hits man
>le can't even lead his team to a SCF man
>the goat

yeah it's a no for me dog

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Please acknowledge Dick-mikke's hattrick

This Caps "third" line meng

larry

>>74049805
here pham
https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/5s5upp/mikael_granlund_gets_his_first_career_hat_trick/

>>74049805
based cock mike

I Columbus a tradition hockey market? I know Cleveland is

>>74049947
>ohio
>hockey
404

this game good, both teams sharp

pierre dickriding the kings this hard is annoying though, they're fourth in the pacific

>>74049968
Cleveland had an elite hockey team in the 30s-64 the barons were one of the best AHL teams of all time not to mention that almost all minor league hockey teams here in Cleveland have made a big impact and have had a large amount of fans, hockey was a big part of Cleveland in the early 1900s and is become a big part again in this decade

The caps are undisputed best team in hockey right?
Maybe if they start to fall off the jackets can catch them and they won't have to play the penguins

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>reminder that the fastest way to spot a plebbit user is a dislike for this man's opinions

>>74050049
Right now they look like they have no deep flaws. Firing on all cylinders, best D in the league, top 5 goalie, four lines that are scoring

Solid possession though they are shooting at a high percentage so might see the scoring regress some.

>>74050080
The fastest way to spot a plebbit user is to find someone with an understanding of what plebbit users like and dislike.

>>74050080
>Reddit
>Dislike

We call them downvotes my friend. Easy mistake though so I forgive you. :)

>>74050122
I am worried though, the jackets playing the penguins in the playoffs might lead to humiliation for me, it won't help if the penguins win the cup again, I don't see the jackets winning the first round if they play the pengs, hopefully the regression will be enough that the jackets start to over take

The fuck, SVU has 400 episodes

I'm getting old

>>74050080
>greentexting for no reason

Looks like you have to go back, friendo.

>>74050169
Just pray the Jackets wins the president's trophy.

>>74050193
Or get second wildcard
Because the habs aren't going anywhere

>>74050213
habs are going to a golf resort m8, that's somewhere

>>74049549
Ehlers better

>>74050234
After the first round and the jackets sweep them

>>74050213
Oh yeah. Why is the metropolitan so crowded with wins? Rangers, Caps, Pengs, and Blue Jackets? Anyone can win the division with those records.

Mild will never win the cup, too many Mongols on the team.

>>74050268
They also have Boudreau.

>>74050268
how many is too many?

>>74050251
No clue all I know is the jackets won't beat the penguins in the first round

>no caps/wild cup final preview til the 14th of march
BEEEETTTTTMMMAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

thoughts are this: nice to talk about le third round because this is the caps, but this is a team that should contend for a cup.

therefore, the road goes through one or two of PIT, CBJ, NYR. gotta exorcise the demons, is a 3rd round loss really going to sting less than 2nd round?

this team should beat anyone, seeding be damned

>>74050284
Max you can have to win the cup is one

>>74050298
Yeah, fuck Bettman for not knowing that the >mild would be a top contender this year

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>star sunday
>dallas nowhere in sight

bravo bettmun

>>74050029
The Barons were only in Cleveland for 3 years you fucking retard.

>>74050404
>wanting to watch a b-tier team face nhlers
but why?

>>74050330
Yes a third round loss would sting less than a second. If they make it that far i dont think anyone can stop them though.

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>>74050298
>A team that got swept by the Flames is a Cup contender

>>74050418
Cleveland barons AHL nice reading comprehension

>>74046373
About time this diving shitbag takes a dive into obscurity.

>>74050237
He's put into a way better situation. He's on the top line playing with Scheifele and Laine. They're both really good t b h.

>>74048034
>The Wild are set to play the Flames in the first round

Oops.

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>>74050476
Is English not your first language?

>>74050524
Please read the post again

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>>74050434

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>>74050541
>Cleveland had an elite hockey team in the 30s-64 the barons were one of the best AHL teams of all time not to mention that almost all minor league hockey teams here in Cleveland have made a big impact and have had a large amount of fans, hockey was a big part of Cleveland in the early 1900s and is become a big part again in this decade

fuark m8

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Jeremy RutherfordVerified account
@jprutherford

BREAKING: #stlblues announce that Fabbri is out for the season with ACL injury.

>>74050541
Learn proper sentence structure you stupid nigger. Ohio education must suck.

eyo quebecois

>>74050613
>>74050613

>kongs

Is this a Caps home game? Why is the crowd mostly red?

Why did Tampa and Bost give up on Connolly?

>>74050727
It is Native American appreciation day.

>>74050727
Caps home game, wearing away sweaters so Kings can wear home sweaters I guess

not sure why

>>74050746
That's odd.

Ta.

Connolly may price himself out of the nice cheap deal the caps could get him on after this year

caps cap situation is fucked after this year

https://www.capfriendly.com/teams/capitals

>>74050748
Was wondering this myself. Thought the game was in LA until I heard the stupid caps goal song

>>74050763
They need to move mojo. Way too much cap for a guy who has been so cold during the team's hot streak. Moving Orpik would help but I doubt they can dump him until he doesnt have any term left. Lose Schmidt or Beagle to LV, resign Williams on another cheaper dead, resign one of Alzner and Oshie, sadly lose the other and they should be okay on cap space.

>>74050746
>thanks for the country, here's a hot dog

>>74050748
Think its because the Kings also play the Flyers who are wearing white at home for an anniversary

>>74050837
They couldn't pack both sets of sweaters?

A lot of WWE entrance themes are getting played at this Caps game lel

>>74050820
Alzner and Oshie shouldn't even be a debate

>>74050966
Alzner will get 5 and Oshie will get 5-6. No chance the caps can fit those salaries onto their roster.

>>74050984
Yeah I mean there should be no debate as to which one should be signed. Alzner Is the kind of dman that ages awfully

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just fuck my season up senpai

>>74051021
They don't need either t b h. I mean they need to replace them but there's cheaper alternatives

>>74050966
They dont have the for both, Alzner has topped out and been one of our lesser dmen this year. He is going to get paid(see Niskanen and Orpik on this very team). Im thinking Oshie ends up with a team friendly deal and someone else badly overpays Alzner thinking he can run 30 minutes a night with their top guy

>>74051031
F

Alzner more and more is a dinosaur. Need mobile D

>>74051041
Oshie, Williams and Connolly are all UFAs meaning their top RW if all walk is Tom Wilson. Oshie could be seen as more important, hes easily the best third wheel to Ovi-Nick in their career.

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Big question for the Caps (any club, really) is how much young guys can step up from Hershey.
Like what I saw from Vrana in limited time with the Caps this year. Think he can grow into a middle 6 scorer a la Burakovsky.

Bowie and/or Djoos big question marks to fill in on D

Oshie pricing himself out further. He's been good this season, but also lucky. Scoring on low percentage shots like that. Can't argue with how ferociously he goes after pucks, and he has great skill with the puck

Nice, nice play settling that puck and exploding Budaj's water bottle.

>kongs

>>74051212
Thats any pending UFA though, how do you think Niskanen got his bloated deal? Just look at his numbers in his final Pittsburgh year.

For me it all depends on playoff performance though. His hat trick in game 1 against the Pens is an invaluable performance no other Ovi-Nick RW has been capable of before. Plus hes one of the hardest workers on the team. Keep him, get Kuz on a Backstrom type deal, let Alzner walk and bring up Bowey.

>kongs

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>>74051344
Agree on all points- except i would argue that Niskanen is worth every penny he is making.

>>74051492
Dont get me wrong, Niskanen is the best dman on the Caps right now, but at nearly 6m his cap hit is a bit too high. There are worse contracts out there and whoever pays Alzner and Shattenkirk this Summer will makes Niskanen's contract look good the way Toews and Kanes deals make Ovi look a steal.

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>>74051124
The big question for the Caps is and always will be how to fix being perennial playoff chokers again and again.

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>>74051586
They've done all they can. The playoffs are unfortunately a statistical craphsoot. You can talk about guys disappearing or some collective mentality that pervades the club. But at the end of the day as a GM all you can do is build the best most balanced team possible and trust your coaching staff.

Looking at this team, what would you do to "fix being perennial playoff chokers?"

>>74051586
>Goalie has some of the best playoff numbers ever
>Generational goalscorer

Truly nobody knows. An elite #1 dman is what they have been missing for the Ovi's whole career. Should have ponied up for Pronger desu

>lundpiss

>>74051124
yo check out the talent in south carolina

>>74050569
o the ironing

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>>74049549
>>74049569
How can one man be so alpha

When the leafs bolster their D corps the will be unstoppable. Please develop well Dermott/Nielsen.

>rags

>>74051678
well for awhile there it looked like "don't play the >rags"

like they fucking drew the SCF defenders and beat them only to lose to the >rags in game 7

then just straight lose to them again the year after in the 1st round in game 7

then you see them miss the playoffs entirely and the second they get back in, they draw the other ny team and barely beat them, only to get once again crushed by the >rags in game 7

and last year, they're finally free of the >rags
like they're finally able to draw probably the easiest opponent they've gotten and the second Steve Mason is finally pulled and replaced with Neuvirth, they barely pull out of what was a perfect sweep

it's like the second a goaltender turns up their games, the caps collapse.

>>74051887
>when the leafs bolster their d
And when is that happening?

I love ovie and all but this stupid shift timer NBC is splashing up there everytime he is on the ice is annoying and stupid

and uninteresting this year considering his ice time is down.

>>74052001
Probably at best 3 years. There's a few guys in the system, but they've got enough assets to find one.

>>74051977
The first three examples come down to coaching. Dale Hunter beat the Bruins on the back of Holtby and tried to win every game 1-0.

Then Oates came in and the team made the playoffs practically in spite of him. Then they dont make the playoffs because hes one of the worst head coaches ever.

Then >we get Trotz. Caps up 3-1 against the Rags, Joel Ward scores to make the game 2-1. Goalie interference cry from Lundpads gets it waived off even though the playoffs' best negro was nowhere near the crease. Caps lose 2-2 and you know the rest.

The Caps under Hunter/Oates were not contenders

I hope Matthews wins the calder. I hate laine. Matthews is so much likeable guy.

>>74052001
Draft/develop. They have a couple that might pan out (Dermott/Nielsen) but other than that they need to focus their scouting there. Maybe sign a FA.

>>74052131
I like this post

>>74052121
*Lose 2-1

>>74052163
Dermott and Nielsen are really the only ones who are close. One could crack the lineup next season. The type of impact they make is hard to tell though. I think they make a trade this offseason with Anaheim.

>>74052163
>>74052209
do you actually watch the Marlies?

Nielsen is a huge project, to the extent that it doesn't make sense to even be talking about him at this point.

Dermott will likely replace Hunwick next season though.

>>74052001
This Summer when they overpay Alzner and/or Shattenkirk by a few million

>KONG5

Kings dominated shot total today but didn't have a ton of great chances, plus Grubauer looked pretty sharp. Caps pretty much made the Kings pay on every defensive over commitment or breakdown- should be 6-0 with that chance the top line had a few minutes ago where they overpassed.

>>74052209
I agree with that about those 2 guys. I think Nielsen is the closest to NHL ready because of his size. But as >>74052241 says, Nielsen is a bit of a project in that his skating needs work. I just hope for a big draft and those guys to come through.

A trade with Anaheim is a pretty good idea, hopefully Theodore is available.

>>74052248
I don't think they'd be in on Alzner.
Shattenkirk, probably. But I think he's got his heart set on the >rags at this point.

can someone explain the montreal PP strategy? Because right now they are just passing it around while edmonton literally stands still not even skating around, am i missing something?

>>74052314
not even a bit of a project, he's a huge project. It's not just his skating. He's like a better version of TJ Brennan down there right now. Basically just cashing in on the PP and a nightmare 5v5. He's got to do a lot of work, and at the end his ceiling is probably something like Cody Franson.

Also, if they make a trade it won't be for a lefty.

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>>74052314
Montour makes more sense because he's a righty.

>>74052410
I trust your assessment I dont watch a lot of the Marlies this year, more last year. Thats a shame Ive been getting hyped about Nielsens numbers out here. Who do you like in the draft in the 15-25 range (likely where the leafs will pick).

>>74052438
True, also Philly has a plethora of D prospects. Maybe look a Morin or Sanheim (though they both shoot L). Or call on Trouba.

>>74052530
Fuck Trouba. Cheveldayoff is also asking way too much for him.

>>74052530
Sorry, I definitely didn't mean to completely shit all over your hype for him. It's only his first season of professional hockey and his outlook may look rosier next year once he's got some more experience under his belt.

I really like the look of that Nicolas Hague kid. He's got the 2nd most goals by a dman in the OHL this season. I don't think I'd mind if they draft a Dman in every round desu.

Got a new banner to hang in verizon center: the Caps are now finally over .500 all time.

>>74052747
This sounds like a laughable accomplishment until you look at their records from the lean early years.

>>74052747
Gotta make up for those 70s years

W E W

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>>74046078

>>74052837
They only won 8 games their first year

Does anyone else kind of hate the new playoff format?

CBJ and PIT are the 2nd and 3rd best teams in the Eastern conference, but if the playoffs started today they would have to play each other instead of weaker teams. That's so stupid.

>>74053309
The Ford years were lean years apparently (I wasn't alive).

Watergate was hard on everyone and everything in DC.

>>74053369
Someone correct me if I'm wrong- the system was set up this way to get more division rivalry matchups in the earlier rounds of the playoffs, which perhaps sounds nice on paper.

But the system breaks down when you have dominant divisions like the Metro this year- soe of the best teams play each other early

>>74053369
We've seen this play out for the last few years now. Strong teams exiting the playoffs far earlier than they should've by rights.

We watch the most retarded league in North America my friend.

>>74053374
Could have been worse though. The Kansas City Scouts got moved two years later and the Caps were just as terrible.

>>74053481
Hehe

>>74053369
how2fix
top 8 teams from each conference make it
1v8 2v7 etc etc
wow that was hard

>>74052593
Very true, hopefully he doubles down and asks for a trade again this year.

>>74052699
Honestly I was just going off random TLN articles and stuff about Nielsen so I didnt really know about his game-by-game.

Thats a good target, I like Cal Foote for both name and the fact that he looks capable. Also who knows who can fall like last year (Chychrun), hopefully Liljegren.

>>74053595
I agree, but the NHL insists on this "winning a division matter more than having more points" meme.

>>74053577
at least he didn't get chased from the net like pooopa KEK

Lucic looks like complete trash out there

Good luck with that one Deadmonton

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>0-0
>one team only mustered 20 shots

>>74053928
Hasbs have been blocking everything. Awful game to watch.

>>74053369
Anyone in their right mind dislikes it. It punishes good teams that dont win their division and rewards sneaking into the playoffs in the 2-3 spots of a bad division.

>boilers can't score on mr 10-0

>mcmeme

choker

can i still get into heaven if i kill myself?

blue cheese and prosciutto pizza with fries doused in parmezana and bacon

how jelly are you?

>>74054082
Sounds good but not really pizza at that point.

>>74054082
Ruisleipä is better

>>74053433
Yeah. The only problem is that it's not developing rivalries enough. It's an effort to create more headlines and attention with a hopeful drive for more profits.

It's does have it's strengths, like how the Atlantic has rivalries out the fucking ass to sell hard (Habs/Bruins/Leafs/Wings all in one division is fucking ridiculous) but that's really it.

Last season was the first season that was interesting because it felt like all the usuals got crushed in the 1st round. But it was a harsh reminder that people do get bored when there's no storylines to really push for.

>>74054181
the fries are separate

>>74054183
what is it?

>>74054082
how obese are you?

>>74054241
It's good ol' rye bread

Suck it you French frog faggots.

>>74054256
I 'm stuffing my face with carbo-hydro as I 'm typing this, mniam, chomb

name ONE (1) finnish hockey player

>>74054439
jori lehtera

>>74054439
Jake virtanen

>>74054439
tuomo ruutuu

>>74054439
matti niskanen

>>74054439
Lindqvist

>>74054459
bust
>>74054471
cuck
>>74054491
good post

>>74054439
The worst player in the league is finnish. His name is Lauri Korpikoski

>>74054521
>he doesn't even know who Ruutu is

did you start following hockey in the last two years? kek, fucking casuals, I swear man

Cory would have saved that, Flams

Sidney Crosby

>>74054439
Erik Karlsson

>rags

great scoring ability rags!

>>74054439
Jesse Laine

>>74054535
He was only bad in deadmonton like so many others.

is there a team in a worse position than the >rags?
in all seriousness.

>>74054726
I agree

>gdtting scored on the same way you scored
>rags

VERSTALLION

>>74054777
Wongs and Devlels are easily in a worse position. Arguably Bombston too.

>>74054864
>boston had 3 first round picks
lol who were they again?

nice goal there by Kreider

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>that look of helplessness on Elliot's face

hello lets talk about cricket

those fucking Rangers homers

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>Henrik Lundquist actually got new pads

does life imitate memes or do memes imitate life?

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>tfw underrated, Miller too

>flams

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What went wrong?

HAHA

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>

>double shutout

I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me

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I didn't know the match started early today.

Well. Go Rangers anyway.

>Ride the Lightning

>>74055491
Their best album TEE BEE AITCH

Pretty sure they just used footage from a Rangers/Flyers game for a promo for rangers/ducks

>>74055344
Anything French is inherently inferior.

>>74055588
and one of the best heavy metal records in existence

I just really can't believe this Flames team.
I cannot believe how bad Elliot is on this team.
And most of all I can't believe how Sportsnet has 100% control of all of their media. TSN doesn't even have a Calgary radio for them.

AHAHAAHHAHAHAHA BTFO BTFO BTFO

WHERES YOUR >RAGS POSTING NOW NIGGER KEKS?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA

>>74055588
>>74055705
i need opinions on lulu

>>74055809
>bait

>>74055778
they played until the last minute, I can't see "bad" in their game.

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I'll be attending my first ever hockey match next Saturday when the Coyotes face off against the Penguins.

This will also be my first time watching hockey.

Go Coyotes. I miss this logo

>>74056049
I sincerely hope you have a nice time, no matter the score, and that you witness an exciting hockey game. And want to tell you that I wish I was in your place.

>>74055344
Therrien still having a job.

ärg fågel :DDDD

>>74056049
I really like the Yotes, feel sorry for their not-so-great record atm
Hopefully they get to keep their younger players, and build around them

>>74056209
>ärg fågel
what did norge mean by this

>>74056361
I'm trying to trigger Finns, but they are LOW ENERGY tonight

>>74056361
angry bird
gonna assume penguins
unless he's talking about the falcons cuz game day

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>>74056400
SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>74056130
Grease man youve never seen a hockey game in person?

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@74056049
>first time watching hockey.
>I miss this logo
you're not taking my (You)s that easily

>>74056428
I have

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Name my band /hoc/

>>74056651
The Men in black
hehe

>>74056651
The First Shift Head Checkers

AHO
H
O

>>74056651
the busts

>>74056697
That's a nice name, thank you for the suggestion.
Since you didn't write "The men and the black" I take it you're not a full blown /pol/-er

>>74056750
That almost sounds like a dansband/danseband-name. Would be mighty memey of them to play that kind of music

>>74056849
Why build a name on an obvious lie? Is that a joke built on sarcasm or something?

>>74056442
But I remember thinking the logo was cool as a kid.

My family was just never into hockey.

>>74056315
>>74056130
I need to watch some footage some I'm not completely lost on the rules.

>>74056932
because everyone is a bust in /hoc/

>>74056941
The guy on the left in this pic >>74056651 tips his hat in the general direction of your family

>>74056995
Are you trying to make some post modern artsy fartsy statement about the vocabulary in /hoc/?

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bitchboy

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>>74057124

>>74056651
The Cucklets.

If a bust had a name what would it be?
And would you call it to his face?
If you were faced with him in all his glory
What would you ask if you had just one question?

And yeah, yeah, Laine is bust
Yeah, yeah, Laine is a hack
And yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah

What if Laine was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Tryin' to make his way to his Ps4?

>>74057294
Terrible suggestion if I'm honest. There are no finns in the band.

>>74056651
lewis and his band

>>74057567
Who is Lewis?

>>74057696
the guy with the band

>>74057797
Oh, that guy. Cool

>>74057797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mdqv5xIsFLM

>>74058028
day of the flowtron when

>>74056651
Wenny and the jets

>>74052433
>1

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where are all the games

>>74058654
what is happening in this webm

>>74058654
Everyone watching theb owl

>>74058738
footballer has injuries but they ran out of ice packs

>>74046746
I'd be fine if they switched back to the Whalers logo/uniform, but it could be where ever they go. Hartford is prob not a good location for hockey.

>>74054439
Kalle Kossila

>>74046373
After everything he's done, demanding a trade is probably the worst thing he could do. He could probably still be a decent 3rd liner for some team out there with some pp use, but fuck me, he's basically outed himself as cancer again after people thought it was in remission.

>>74049424
>because the only hot GOOD female skaters are Swiss

ftfy

>>74047236

I've reffed enough womens hockey to know that there are definitely a ton of qts.

>>74058826
what about like new haven/bridgeport? to get a middle ground location between hartford and nyc area

>>74058654
reversed

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>>74058759
are you watching pekka pekkalaine

>>74050515
>flames trade 5th rnd pick for Iginla
>go on cup run for redemption of 2004
>lose to the Blue Jackets in SCF

>>74050340
This. Dallas has proven time and time again that Finns != Winns, yet they still try to break the rule. They got it right with Finn = Winn as in one Finn, Lettinen.

>>74059061
I don't know enough about NY geography to make an informed decision. But where ever they go, it should at least have some snow, and it wouldn't hurt for it to be more West to even up the team distribution some more.

>>74059490
O M A H A

>tfw no hokkie, just dumb football

>>74059550
>tfw only 3 games tomorrow

>>74059632
>tfw b2b this week
BETMANNREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>74059632
and none of those games are good

>>74059533
>Omaha Whalers
>Nebraska Whalers

Either way you swing it, it still sounds terrible. Whalers in the middle of a continent?

Maybe Seatlle.

> Seattle Whalers vs Vancouver Canucks.
>a whale of a rivalry

>>74059093
Of course

>>74059801
omaha could be the bulls or something
uno is the mavericks
maybe something similar

do fins like football?

>no hockey talk

SKATESTICK BTFO

>>74059720
Yeah, definitely Bettman to blame for that. Not like it has to do with the people running the arena or anything.

Football sucks

>>74063501
Just like your mom.

>>74062924
only tiny dicked no melanin fucks like that sport

any new menes?

lmao bombston btfo twice this weekend

Sup /hoc/

>>74059780
Laffs/isles looks ok.

>Tavares trying to will his way back to the ploffs
>Matthews doing GOAT things

>USA's biggest yearly sporting events is watching commercials with a bunch of men throwing an oval-shaped ball sprinkled in-between

Hm...

>>74067622
>bunch of men

>blacks
>men

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>>74068122
why are white people so racist?

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>mfw atlanta wins superb owl
>mfw winnipeg relocates back to atlanta because its now a bustling sports metropolis
>mfw all winniniggers an hero out of shame
looking forward to it desu lads

>>74068122
HAHA I'M SO ORIGINAL AND CLEVER

>>74069388
I;m not white and I hate niggers

>>74067622
A canadian once said in on of these threads that american football was invented in Canada.

>>74069486
>this butblasted nigger mad because i pointed out blacks arent human

lol

bombston BTFO

>>74070399
Good Gretzky dubs

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>>74046078
>Canafags getting upset that Canes situation is improving.
>Proxy as a Finn to hide their anger
Can't wait to see /sp/ after the Canes make the playoffs and eliminate their precious "true market" teams.

>>74069442
>niggers
>hockey
pick one

>rags

>>74070829
t. reddit

>>74069891
that would explain all the hairy men huddling together in a field

would you rather your child be born retarted or finnish?

OH WHAIT WHATS THE DIFFERENCE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO

>all these handegg threads

>>74075295
>mad
>at usa

>>74075295
czech is better then youre shit country

>>74075295
I know it's fucking disgusting. Such a terrible sport.

>>74075295
settle in, the autism will be going on for a whole week

Why are white Americans so racist?

Just let refugees and Mexicans in.

Also, China has 1.5 billion people, you should probably let 500 million in.

>>74076116
t. Pepik

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>>74075295
>tfw I don't care because I only go on /sp/ for /hoc/

I see you, /hoc/.

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>you will never watch theb owl with crosgod and co.

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>take the shot anon!

>>74081161
>god fucking dammit kris what did I tell you about taking pictures of me I like to keep a low profile
>s-sorry sid senpai

>>74081417
Crosby is so fucking handsome ugh I just want him to take me

>>74081161
>bunch of whites to see a team of blacks beat a team of less blacks

huh...

>>74081652
>crosby will never pin you to the boards in an empty arena ripping your pants down and shoving his chod into your virgin asshole
>you will never feel the strength of his thick tree trunk legs pounding against you as they push you up against the board unable to escape
>YOU WILL NEVER experience the power of his backhand performed with his cock as he stick handles his way down your throat

KILL ME

@74082029
fewer

\GIVE ME A FUCKING (YOU) RIGHT NOW OR IM GOING TO FREAK OUT

>>74082906
calm urself m8

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>>74082173
feels bad senpai

>>74082906
read this it helps
>>74082173

Ded

Just a reminder that /sp/ will be unusable for the next month or so because of handegg

>>74088632
>browsing spee

>>74088697
Gotta go on /sp/ to get to /hoc/

>>74046373
good, fuck him

>>74088790
no you don't. just leave the thread up 24/7

>>74088790
ctrl+f saves you from browsing it tho

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>>74088790
>being this new

>>74088790
>not just going into the catalog right when the page loads

What was the last SCF similar to this handegg game in terms of one team choking it all away?

2011?

>>74088790
>implying
hocgeneral.com

VEGAS
E
G
A
S

>>74089998
That series was mostly Timmy T giving Vancouver the D, can't really call it a choke.

Maybe 2009, Detroit wins 5-0 in game 5 then loses the next two. But even that doesn't seem so bad.

>>74090642
soon

I spend more time in /hoc/ and hockey threads than any other board desu

Its just comfy