Man City vs Swansea

What the fug is that line-up?

>Clichy, Kolarov, Stones

o i am laffin

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>>74045462
shhhhh, its just memes now

lads

LADS

>poop

>>74045485
>Defending is easy lads

>>74045485

>That back line.

Why pep? just drop silver and use a back 4!!

>>74045455
City match thread is my job

Jesus hattrick incoming

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>>74045485
NEVER go full meme

Aguero is leaving this summer isn't he... ;_;

>Manchester City manager Pep Guardiola says he is having trouble working out how overcome Swansea City this weekend. “I am trying to find ways we can attack them and I can’t find it,” he said.

What did he mean by this?

>>74045557
Can't handle strong Welsh lads

is
---------Caballero
-Kolarov-Stones--Clichy
the worst back line in the top 10 in the prem this season?

>>74045562
there aren't any welsh at swansea.

>>74045557
getting his excuses in early

>>74045572
nah, having bravo there would make it worse

>>74045529
You're finished around here kid. No one cares anymore.

Maybe if the flip is about you can find someone to talk to.

Pep is a fucking madman but I admire that. Hope it works.

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>>74045581
>You're finished around here kid

>what's intriguing about him is that he's a boy, but look at those thighs
kek

>look at those thighs
I look at footballer's calves too.

>bravo just saved gabriel's shot in warm up
gj confirmed for shit finisher

>>74045528
Hopefully it will turn into a 5atb when needed, really don't want Llorente raping with headers

>>74045485
You sure he's not just using Fernandinho at right-back? He already did it once (or maybe it was Fernando)

>>74045624
adding sane and sterling to an already shit back 3 wont help you win headers

>>74045630
Sterling and Sane as wingback you dipper

Very quality front 5. Can't say the same for the back.

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>three atb
>no wingbacks, just wingers

god bless you pep you absolute madman

>>74045485
>tfw your IQ not high enough to understand genius Pep

>play 4231
>lose
>play 4141
>win
>play 3241
>?

What if they win and pep goes to 2242 next

What happened to the tunnel?

>>74045663
They're carrying out some renovation work at the moment.

>>74045663
Renovating it

Same thing is being done at anfield

>tfw want to meme hard on poop today but you know they're gonna win anyway

>>74045551
He's been an uninspired lazy shit for a while now. My hesitation is that Kelechi isn't that great imo
Kompany also needs to go

>>74045641
I mean at least one of the two DMS dropping back, Yaya has been used as a CB in Barcelona

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>>74045660
wonder who could be behind this post

>>74045557
its memespeak, i bet hes found tons of ways his players can expect to fuck up swansea on every level

wtf was that?

>>74045663
they're doing that incredibly retarded thing of having a window on the side of it so corporates can look at the players through the glass like a zoo

>>74045667
>>74045670
>have 2.5 months during the summer where the tunnel isn't televized every other week
>don't use that time

>>74045644
>wingback
No, wing forward.

How long until Pep unironically plays a sweeper?

>>74045660
>>74045679
What if he plays Bravo as a Libero

Plays out from the back but doesn't have to save

>dinho at right back
rused

>>74045693
>>74045694
>two posts in a row talking about sweepers
ahhh

>all these empty seats

fucking hell

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>bravo on the bench

I don't get it Big Dan

>it's 4141

put on narsingh, push on fernandinho and there's a guaranteed red

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>tfw to intelligent to play conventional line ups

>Color off

how is he still at this club?

>>74045730
Can't sell everyone when they're on high wages

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>>74045485

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>>74045702
>he was only pretending to be retarded

>it's a Mike Dean episode

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>Playing Yaya as a false 5

Sane really starting to show up

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>>74045730
>>74045738
>implying they want to sell
he's unironically the first name on the teamsheet

Wasn't a pen
Welcome to England, Gabi

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why is he so worried?

>2 players in corner

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>Man is called Jesus, perfectly normal latin name
>British commentator insists on calling him "Hayzoous"

Why is this allowed?

>that recovery and composure from jesus

goat

>swansea

>>74045774
A Belgian saying welcome to England

Hahah

Literally next Ronaldo

JESUS SAVED US

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thank you Jesus

JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS

Haha good fuck Swansea.

JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS

JESUS

AGUERO TO MADRID CONFIRMED

THE PREMIER LEAGUE IS TOO EASY FOR JESUS

SHIP HIM OFF TO CHINA

JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS

So long, Aguero.

>Bob bradley was a mistake

Aguero on suicide watch.

Swansea betting btfo

Has Aguero finally been JUSTED?

jesus CHRIST how good is this little shit

at least sell Iheanacho to a team who needs him then

G-ZUZ

>the absolute fucking state of aguero right now

>>74045785
Take a good look at his face, he's so much more likeable than Neymar

Wow Poop season saved. top 4 confirmed

>The 16 year old brazilian manlet with the megalomaniac name scored

Hooray

Vintage sterling
>destroy defender
>awful pass

>>74045843
Please gib Everton Ihenacho for when Lukaku leaves.

>tfw City literally have the two best strikers in the league
>one is on the bench

feels good to be rich

Didn't these blue guys have some ebin comeback a few years ago?

>>74045793
he may be using disgusting spanish pronunciation, wasn't listening

>>74045862
yiss

>>74045866
Our NBC people say "jay-zeus"

>>74045858
he'll go to Serie A like all >our surplus strikers

These fucking commentators may.
Jay-Juice

WHAT DID I SAY?!
HE'S GOT THAT HUNGER THAT DRIVE
AGUERO WOULDN'T STUCK WITH THAT DEVELOPMENT
GABBY
A
B
B
Y

Swansea please get relegated and gib Sigurdson.

>>74045874
It's how we pronounce it. "Hay-zus" sounds Spanish

>>74045884
>a brit Achilles trip

fucking cancer you are

>tfw bet on BTTS
lads Swansea can do it r-right

His permanent expression of confusion is already pissing me off.

Aguero has become old and lazy, it's time for him to go.

>>74045785
He is the son of God, i'll be worried to.

le tap in merchant man

>>74045897
>I'm too poor to travel

haha fuck swansea

I don't get it, why is le red card man still on the pitch?

>>74045903
>annoyed by jesus

That's haram

Where is my boy Nolito?

Nice corner kick

>>74045903
It's his face bro, stop being so harsh on him.

>>74045905
>the lazy should fear the industrious

>>74045902
do what? lose? ofcourse

Under english orthography, the pronunciation would be close to "zhay-ZOOS"

>>74045916
>spends thousands to travel
>still goes on 4chan

wow

>>74045920
He just wanted a winter break.

Robinho also scored in his first two starts for City.

>>74045926
He's third choice on the left wing behind Sane and Jesus

how retarded do you have to be to only know the word "hello" after a few weeks in england?

>>74045926
we have a red card problem and he's a hot-head. also Sané has been on fire.

>>74045931
They can lose but after scoring once please

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>>74045846
BUT IS JESUS IN XXX???

DIDN'T THINK SO.

>>74045926
Dunno, he started really well desu.

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>>74045929

>>74045940
South American tier retarded

>>74045940
Isn't Jay's Juice Autistic?

>>74045903
It annoys us as well. Get used to it

>Jesus

How do you actually pronounce his name?

>>74045938
>tfw the best player on your team gets sold to be third choice

>>74045937
>tfw Robinho has more titles with NT than England in the last 60 years.

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>>74045941
Hothead you say...

>>74045963
see >>74045932

>it's a city don't get booked for their cynical counter stopping fouls
seems like every week

>>74045963
exactly the way the main commentator of NBC is pronouncing

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>>74045968

BOG you say?

>>74045948
well anything's possible, but I wouldn't get my hopes up.

>>74045963
See >>74045874 >>74045896

>>74045963
Use the "listen" option on google translate
https://translate.google.com/#en/pt/jesus

>>74045963
dê xút

>>74045940
>how retarded do you have to be to only know the word "hello" after a few weeks in england?
He can say more, in his motm interview midweek he said a whole sentance

>>74045963
the name can't be written phonetically

YAYA

>>74045981
I know
60 bucks if I win though

>that dive
Nice gay ass sport

>>74045940
He isn't confident to speak what he learn till now, he is a smart kid .

Jesus reminds me so much of Robinho. Promising start and then disappear into oblivion.

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>that fucking dive

Yaya rolling back the years

>>74045940
Still better than Alexis Sanchez.

>>74045990
Nice population of queers youve got

>>74045990
You prefer roided monkeys smashing into each other with their heads?

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>>74045967
Even I have more titles with my NT than England, and I don't even play football.

>>74045987
It can. But in Vietnamese
see >>74045985
Perfect for Portuguese

>city get a new talented striker
>all they can do is compare him to Rashford, a manchester lad

>>74046009
Don't contradict me ever again

>Fernandinho at RB

for what pvrpose

>>74045963
Kan-ye

Why is it so quiet? I can literally hear the players talking.

>>74046011
You were first to mention Rashford in this thread. Enjoy Europa League next season.

>>74046005
Nice population of anti-social awkward dwarves you've got

>>74045929
Aguero has been lazy for quite some tim. Look at Yaya, he hasn't moved around this much in ages.

>>74045926
Could unironically sub on for Silva with Gundogan out. I want to know why Delph isn't given a chance

>>74045935
>I'm too poor to internationally shitpost

>>74046019
Memes.

>>74045963
gee-zoos

>>74046007
>it's another brit assumes every American loves american football

We actually have more than one sport.

>>74045940
Messi can't speak Catalonian after all those years in Barcelona.

>85% possession

pep is satisfied

>>74046011
literally no one is comparing him to rushturd

>>74046029
>I want to know why Delph isn't given a chance
because Yaya

>>74045940
Rooney's spent his entire life in England, that fuck can barely string together 3 sentences.

>>74046007
Yes

>>74046032
No

>>74045935
>too rich in wallet, too poor in soul

>>74046005
Go draw some cartoons with big eyes

>Swansea play the game of their lives against Liverpool
>roll over for City

Typical

>>74046037

>foreign city fan defending a foreign striker

you couldnt make this up
"real" manchester club my arse

>Dzee Dzoos
>Toure

>yaya toulel

>>74046051
>le teams play the games of their life against liverpool meme

The only reason it looks like that is because liverpool is shit and loses to everyone

>>74046033
Yet you spend more time talking about who will sing during pre and half time show and what you'll eat.

>>74046028
Good comeback, must have been hard to type when your fingers are so fat they hit two keys at once

my grandma volleys better than that

>>74046051
A /sp/ XI could score against Liverpool.

>>74046035
It's pointless to learn catalan when everyone speaks spanish.

>>74046059
Thank you based toffeeman Niasse and Hull ;3

>>74046059
It's because no one gives a shit about beating small time City. The only things Swansea look forward to every season is staying up and beating the big teams. Anything else is a bonus.

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how do you stop him

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>>74046052
>real manchester club

lol what? insecure much?

>selling your clubs soul for mouyes and a 100million twitter emoji

>That easy miss by Yaya

>>74046079
>you actually made a 2nd thread

you're genuinely pathetic

>>74046079
Let him play, he's shit, he got the last touch just now.

>sane

roflmao

>>74046077
What's your aim in life? Shit post on a sport thread? Congrats on achieving your terrible life dream

>sane

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>Slipperpool and Arseanal will ruin Pep's complete mental breakdown and make his exposure less severe

>>74046079
Step 1: be a decent defender

That's about it

>>74046062
How many phone books do you use to sit on when your using your parent's computer. Even then, how do you see when your eyes are always closed?

>poop guardiolel

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>>74046079

Can I complain to Sky about the player named Jesus? I'm offended.

>>74046039
I worked for Hilti in Liechtenstein for three years and by the end of it I could manage to order lunch, use the trains and buses and that was about it.

If people spoke to me it just came as a blur. It may as well have been Chinese. I couldn't wrap my head around the language whatsoever and any attempt at speaking it ended in pointing or English.

>>74046079
Emperor Conte's legion would crucify him.

>>74046079

Like any other Brazilian, couple of beers and some trannies

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>>74045485
>No wingback with this meme formation

>>74046086
not me

>>74046077
>angry on 4chan
lmao

>8 corners in 30 minutes

>>74046086
he probably already has his match thread 2 ready

>>74046114
He doesn't drink and only like qt grills.

>>74046070
It would be a good PR move. I bet all Barça die-hard fans would wet their panties if Messi renounced to Spanish and started to speak Catalan

>>74046093
Why does the english media suck Klopp's dick despite how shit Liverpool is but attack Pep every chance they get?

City should practice more on corners, they get like 20 every game and score none

>>74046109

No offense, but I imagine Lichtenstein to be one of the most bland and boring countries ever. Is that true?

Swansea seem to be afraid of City divers

is this a training game?

>>74046091
>having a life dream

How naive, how young. It's adorable.

>>74046079
Call the Romans

>>74046134
last season was even worse, but you're absolutely right.

imagine if Yaya was good in the air...

>>74046109
To be fair German is such a disgusting language.

>>74046133
nobody expects anything from Liverpool, also they want Pep to fail because it will prove their league is harder than la liga and bundes

>>74046133
>criticizing anything liverpool related

career suicide

>Agüero exposed by Jesus

imminent sell to China India or MLS

>Sane and Sterling
>beat fullbacks brilliantly
>fuck up simple cut backs in the box

>>74046129
Are you his fucking bf? You sound gay as fuck

>>74046141
>being old and boring

swanshit under siege

sane doing work on the left there

>>74046142
Romanes eunt domus

>cross
>comes back to city
>cross
>comes back to city
>Cross

Fucking hell

>>74046060
I don't watch the NFL. How could you not gather that from my post?

>jesus came to save pep and win the league to the despair of all britmuslims

damn it feels good to be a christian

>>74046133
Because Klopp took a shit team and actually improved them somewhat, Pep took a side with a lot of talent and money and made them worse. It's not hard to understand.

>1-0 down
>defend with 10 men

swanshit is pathetic

>>74046146
>implying yaya can even jump 2 cm
so heavy

>>74046171
>made them worse
not really worse, just not better

>>74046172
>swanshit is pathetic

more breaking news at 11

>>74046160
Fuck off refuge cum bucket, i'm Palmeirense and have followed his whole career.

Guardiola has almost had as many touches of the ball as Cabellero

desu 90 percent possession with only one goal is quite poor

>>74046172
See how upset you are when your bandwagon team doesn't show up the second half

>>74046135
It's beautiful. I lived just over the border in Feldkirch in Austria, but it's only about 500m away.

They're lovely people, very accommodating and extremely polite. It's very easy going and has probably the best scenery on the planet. I think those were the things that made it possible for me to stay there despite not understanding anything being said.

I'd probably live there permanently if I could learn the language but I can't

>>74046190
possession is a negative stat

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If UEFA censored Neymar's 100% Jesus headband during the celebration pics, what are they gonna do about Jay-zuz?

>>74046109
Learning a foreign language or two in school can really help with learning other languages in the future.

Dutch is not relevant so we have to.

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>this boring ass game

>>74046133
Retardation
I don't understand how anyone can criticize his progress thus far, they were so lazy and created nothing last season and now if not for individual horrible mistakes they would be right up there

>>74046161
Wrong. Low expectations is a key to happiness.

>>74046197
So having 0 % possession is optimal?

>>74046200
Call him Gabriel.

>>74046200

>100% Jesus
>There's a player called Jesus on the same team

Pretty gay t b h

>>74046211
that's bibleshit too though

>>74046193
"Liechtenstein -- for when Switzerland is too big"

Fernandinho has a had a shocking game

>>74046206
whatever you say Dwight

>>74046128
kek. Dick in hand, waiting for that counter to reach 500

>>74046193
>Brexit
Good luck with moving there at your pleasure in the future

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>>74046171
>Because Klopp took a shit team and actually improved them

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>>74046186
>He thinks he's friends with a guy who doesn't know he exists

>>74046206
Another key is to stop bitching.

are actually city fans having fun with this boring?

>>74046202
MODS MODS MODS

Has Swansea already admitted defeat?

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>>74046202

This is fucking disgusting, seriously

>>74046232
What the fuck am I looking at you fucking idiot.

>>74046242
>city fans
>existing

>>74046242
Plastic fans don't know any better.

>>74046242
sort of

>>74046215
They should also censor Matthew, Mark, Luke and John

>>74046242
Boring?
What the fuck are you talking about, it's not city's fault. Swansea have 11 men behind the ball.
I'd say kill yourself but you might actually do it

>>74046200
Is /sp/ a 100% Jesus board?

>>74046242
nice english

>>74046251
hardcore pornography

>>74046242
not really

as being the most entertaining side in the premier league this is a sub par performance

>>74046265
>this triggered plastic

>commentator saying that's not a yellow
kek

>de brown

>>74046275
Go back reddit kid, I'm from manchester but came to japan to get mega huge pussy which I Do.

Big pussy,. huge

Dive after dive after dive

Fuck city

>>74046242
>city fans
Not a thing, mate

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>it's a Mike Dean episode

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>>74046202
dude

>that clear
TOP KEK

sheep shagging cunts

>Sterlel

I thought Mike Dean got demoted? I can't stand this bald fuck.

And i thought la liga dives were bad

kek

>diving against swansea at home

>get pushed
>no penalty
>get tripped
>yellow card
wew sterling

Mike Dean, retire you old cunt

era dive, i have to say

>rasheem

This match is pretty shit desu

>>74046306
he didn't even appeal for a foul

>>74046251
Liverpool managers games played, wins, draws, losses and win %, my obese friend.

That wasnt even a dive m8
he just fell

fuck off mike dean

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>>74046287
>I'm from Manchester

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>Swansea's game plan is taking throw ins 20 yards further up the pitch from where they're awarded

>>74046201
We did French, then Greek and or Latin.

Thankfully I was excused the latter two after scoring absolute zero on a French test. Months of tuition and studying couldn't get more than fifty words in my head. Unlike a lot of people that fail to grasp a second language, I'm very well read in English and excelled in every other subject.

I have a lot of sympathy for people who move somewhere with the best intentions and totally fail to learn the language as you can feel trapped. Fortunatelt my working language was English, but out and about was just a case of smiling a lot and paying up front in cash.

I even went to see a linguist about this and he started asking me odd questions about if I hated foreigners or saw them as inhuman, which was odd as I had my Liechtensteiner wife with me.

>>74046202
>american delicacies

How is that a dive, he doesn't even look towards the ref

Think he's just avoiding Fabianski there

>>74046320
That's the key point, /sp/ shits on City even though they're all a bunch bandwagoners.

>Sterlel dives
>Spanish commentators call him the son of le cut inside man

>Mexishits

>>74046319
u'r pretty shit m8

>mike dean isn't shit

think I can hear the crickets at the Etihad

You can clearly see he tries to play on it in the replay. Even small dives when there's no contact should warrant a yellow.

>unironically defending a well-known diving ladyboy

lol

>>74046325
nothing gives me more pleasure than watching the ref tell the stupid cunt to walk the fuck back

>>74046287
>manc
>gets poosay

'no'

>>74046321
Oh thanks, that helps a lot my toothless Muslim acquaintance.

>>74046338
Say that to my face. Not online.

>>74046327
Nice blog faggot

Unsubbed

>>74046231
Liechtenstein, noted EU member and immigration hotspot.

POST SLAGS

>arsenal fourth

how do they keep doing it

>>74046337
NO

>>74046343
throws his upper body back to exaggerate the fall

>super sunday

>>74046265
why are you so mad?
and saying its no citys fault means its boring, right?
and i dont kill myself mate

>literally having 3/4 of possession

>>74046359
As in spanish speaking commentators.

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>>74046362
Beautiful.

>>74046360
Exactly

>tfw man city fan and atlanta falcons fan (and actualy from atlanta)
Gonna be a good day

>>74046367
I'll come at you fast and loose like a heavy knit sweater

>emotyhad

>>74046327
>that linguist

what the fuck, what a cunt

>>74046367
perform hara kiri

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Is it time for /halftime190kgs/?

>>74046380
I know kek.

Just wanted to do the NO ERA PENAL meme.

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>>74046341
They don't play cricket there friendo, you may be thinking of Lords Cricket Ground.

>>74046417
this

>>74046233
Not him, Jesus came from the same hood as a college friend of mine did, he even has a photo of him having a alcoholic comatose and a video of him being aboarded by the police

>>74046391
>Gonna be a good day

>>74046418
It's be Old Trafford for cricket in manchester

>NO ERA PENAL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-M605p5Fm1g

how high would rank this moment in /sp/ history?

definitely top 10 for me

Were all of you this outraged when the clear penalty on Sterling that wasn't given cost them three points against Tottenham?
Really makes me think

Webuyanycar is the biggest pile of guff about lads.
A bit of time haggling is definitely worth it. Bought my car off gumtree for 2,500 which was an extremely good deal and We buy any car would give me 1,600. FUCK OFF WE BUY ANY CAR

>>74046391
tfw city and pats, sorry bro

>>74046362
>74% possession
>4 fouls
>2 yellow cards

Why is City so incapable of defending?

>It's a City score one goal from 8 million chances and regret it when they get tired in the second half

For fucks sake