/cric/

first for /bundes/

rugby

BASED Mr Gormsby lads. Cricket episode.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zjll8b9EEWQ

second for convict

POOPEELIA BTFO

Get a load of all the freshcunts ITT

>>74044308

There was a link on /r/cricket to this thread which I followed.

>>74044298
contains the answer to >>74044113

>>74044298
>convict
Sounds like a newcunt

>>74044316
Unironically statschink's true story.

>>74044316
I really hope this isn't true

>10 posts
>0 posters

Nice "poomunity" you've got here kek

>>74044323
I don't think its a poster more like ausies are convicts

>>74044334
Aussies are freshcunts is what Aussies are.

Hi lads, just got home. Who won the cricket?

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remember when poo peeland made well thought out and on topic posts?

me neither

>>74044351

South Africa

>>74044358
Of course you don't remember, you're a seething freshcunt.

>>74044374
>you're
>not your

freshie detectie

@74044378
Nice bait freshie but you'll need something better to catch this grandaddy snapper.

kek gabbar deleted all his comments

>>74044416
Must've got a sniff of an incoming cric shitstorm of autism.

I'm a pretty good looking bloke lads

>>74044458
Well be the judge of that. Go ahead.

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>>74044462

Gregory you here m8?

>>74044471
Go for a run you chubby cunt.

>>74044481
Yeah m8 ama

>statscunt unironically spent the last half hour writing this drivel

Statscunt is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity.

Let's start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is muscular, as a result of his high levels of testosterone. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his yellowish olive skin. This skin reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the scorching sun of Adelaide, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The tanned skin reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.

Statscunt's demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of man.

The summit of expression of his masculinity on his body is his penis. The yellow penis is largest of all the races. As the penis is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make statscunt the most masculine of men. This large penis is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of twinks, being able to more than fill all the recesses of the anus. Its length ensures that when it ejaculates, the potent Taiwanese/Greek seed will immediately enter the rear of the man statscunt penetrates.

In total, statscunt expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon his partner without any restraint.

All this is the reason why statscunt is the epitome of masculinity and male dominance

saxon is literally trembling right now

>>74044603
>>74044625
Hmmm

>>74044654
>>74044595

Loungelad you here m8

>>74044625
Jumped the shark 2bh.

what's saxon and daniels last name lads so I can have a sus on the old facebook?

>>74044693
yeah mate ama

Cricket is gay

>>74044789
Nice meme.

>>74044817
Nice meme.

Reminder to get exercise lads

Fuck Australia.

>>74044878
just got back from my run, almost back to my old fitness level

how are you going ankush?

>>74044878
Heading to the gym on Waitangi day tomorrow. Maui would be proud.

>>74044889
Just did, AMA

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>>74044941

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>>74044964
kek almost forgot about that guy

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>>74044967

>the absolute state of /cric/ without /nrl/ summer life support

kek

KEK

K E K

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based threadcunt

>>74045004
kek this is india tier shitposting.

>ICC doing their best to help Cricket Australia hold the number one spot for ODI's.

Yawn, can't wait for you guys to be given an easy couple of games against Zimbabwe so you can cash in on points.

Worthless

just woke up

>>74046972
>p-p-please don't deny my visa though I'm begging you