/bundes/liga

gooooooooooooooooooooooooooood morning

>3 derbies today
>one in each division
nice

So how do we stop Bayern this year?

>>74044356
>we
what part of leipzig are you from?

>>74044360
psl starts on thursday

What's up, freunde? Who /lifelong/ Werder Bremen here?

>>74044451
Guilty as charged

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lel, I love it how everyone goes "it's over. RB unable to challenge Buyern even when they choke."

Goddammit, we lost with our B-squad to probably the best at home team atm. And even this was questionable.
Buyern drawed against fucking >Schalke. At home.
The got away by one point. by ONE point! So what? Next match is gonna be much easier for us. Meanwhile Buyern has to play at least 8-9 >Schalkes. Not to mention better teams.

Easy wins for Bremen and Eintracht today.

oh, and before I forget: Tuchel is a fucking unclassy faggot.

Best DoPa in ages.
Based Stevens.

>watching dopa

>>74044798
explain?

>>74044559
YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAD RIGHT NOW

>>74044798
>watching Buyern commercial

>>74044938
>implying

Dat salty customerism!

Is the Leipzig meme over?

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>>74044559

The games today are pretty "meh". Hoping for a cheeky Darmstadt win.

Toprak to Dortmund in the summer is a done deal.

>Borussia Dortmund wird zur Saison 2017/2018 Innenverteidiger Ömer Toprak (27) vom Bundesligisten Bayer 04 Leverkusen verpflichten, das gab der Klub am Sonntag offiziell bekannt. Der BVB ist bereit, die zwischen Bayer Leverkusen und dem Spieler vereinbarte Ausstiegsklausel zu erfüllen, die dem Vernehmen nach bei 12 Millionen Euro liegen soll. Toprak wird beim Champions League-Sieger von 1997 einen Vertrag bis zum 30. Juni 2021 unterzeichnen.

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>away game
>800km roundtrip
.>absolutely horrible game and overall shit performance by your team

>>74045055
what about marc bartra

>>74045100
what about him?

Milan-Sampdoria is on right now

>>74045103
>>74045103
will he get less playing time once ömer toprak arrived

>>74045032
As title contenders, probably. As contenders for a direct CL spot, nope.

>>74045113
Idk, maybe. But competition is an integral part of his job and he knows what he's in for.

This is the HSV thread.

>>74045136
okay

>>74045173
>>74045189

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>>74045055
>Captain Neverkusen
>always injured
>can't keep a clean sheet
>not even the best CB at the club

>>74045238
I tent to disagree. Of course, Dragovic in top form is the better tackler and Tah has a better physique. But overall Toprak is the most " complete " CB Leverkusen has atm. But you're right, his injury proneness is a problem.

>Nach der Aufregung um die viermonatige Sperre von Leverkusens Hakan Calhanoglu, berichtete die türkische Zeitung „Fanatik“, der türkische Nationalspieler (Vertrag bei Bayer bis 2019) habe sich mit dem FC Chelsea auf einen Wechsel im kommenden Sommer verständigt. „So Gott will, werde ich nächste Saison Chelsea-Spieler sein“, hatte die Sportzeitung den 22-Jährigen zitiert. Auf Nachfrage von „Sport 1“ dementierte ein Sprecher der Werkself vehement: „Das hat Hakan nie gesagt.“
>„So Gott will, werde ich nächste Saison Chelsea-Spieler sein“
lol

>>74045356
Someone should inform BND, Verfassungsschutz, Scotland Yard and MI5. There's a jihadist on his way to London.

>>74045409
>being religious is bad

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>Bayer Leverkusen muss vorerst auf Jonathan Tah verzichten. Wie der Bundesligist am Sonntag mitteilte, hat sich der Abwehrspieler beim 0:1 in Hamburg am Freitag einen Faserriss auf der Rückseite des linken Oberschenkels zugezogen. Am Montag werden weitere Untersuchungen beim Nationalmannschaftsarzt Hans-Wilhelm Müller-Wohlfahrt in München stattfinden.
Tante Käthe on suicide watch

Should I watch the ManCity game?

>>74045448
Depends on the religion and the level of devotion.

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Hi cuties

>Dortmund police filed 28 charges for breaches of the law concerning explosives, assault, dangerous bodily injury, damage to property and theft after Leipzig supporters were pelted with stones and cans by Dortmund fans as they approached the stadium.

b-b-b-but we're the real fans

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>>74045635
Silly Britain throwing stones is tradition!!! Just look at our scoreboard

>>74045611
lel, does """ her""" 5head has it's own name?

>>74045635
take that kuffar

>>74045635
>throwing rocks at ossis is now a bad thing
:'(

>>74045657
Apologize!!!
She is qt. Bastian is lucky pig.

>>74045448
>>74045499
pretty sure the phrase "inshallah" is as religious as "gott sei dank"

>>74045448
Literally all religious people are hypocrites. Act like bibbel says or fuck off and stop pretending
>>74045704
Shariah law when?

>i watch a league where the champion is predetermined
lol

who /darmstadt/ here?

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>>74045704
>Shariah law when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_L-6aAcsRNc

>>74045889
I have the feeling that they're going to implode even harder under Frings.

>>74045033
They actually managed to find a coach who is more insufferable than Kloppo

>>74045911
Why so hun?

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>>74044559

>>74043926
How do people enjoy this league?
It's so boring and dull.

>>74045973
As much as I want him and Darmstadt to be sucessfull, Frings don't struck me as someone who can implement a cohesive tactical idea into a team.

>>74045055
>topkek
He's decent desu

>>74046045

True. He's the definition of le aggressive motivational speeches still don't make you a good coach man

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>>74046031
Yeah, why should I support my local team? And why ist it mostly portugese, burgers and brits that spout borderline retarded shit when it comes to football? Things like that really do make me think.

>>74044801
yes good afternoon

>>74046132
foreigners should fuck off and watch PL or another bandwagoner league

>>74046132
Stop countryballing so hard nigger.

Anyway, Augsburg will win 2-0 and the second game is anyone's guess. Cheeky 0-1 win to Darmstadt

How big is the skill gap between 2. BL and 1.? My friend's younger brother got an offer from Dynamo Dresden and he won't shut up about it. Are they a decent team?

>>74046194
This.

>>74046281
It isn't as big as it was 10-15 years ago and the gap is getting smaller, but there is obviously still a difference in quality. I would be more concerned with living in Saxony as an egyptian desu.

>>74046281
the 2.Bundesliga has got a better attendance than Serie A
the quality of football is worse than in the first Bundesliga, but among the European second division the 2.Bundesliga is one of the best

Where is the dane?

>>74046196
>Cheeky 0-1 win to Darmstadt
that would be nice

>Darmstadt has yet to win a point in an away game
>beat /bundes/ second best home team
that would be quite nice you fucking faggot.

I've betted 50k on Eintrakt. Fuck you all if they don't win you fucking assholes

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>>74046412
Dane?

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>>74046480
>50k on Eintrakt
Okay now I'm going to watch the game!

>>74046480
>>74046548
If Eintracht scores the lead they're most definitely going to win the game.

Didn't TuT retire at the end of last season?

>>74046377
>>74046388
Ahh I see, thanks for answering!

>Braunschweig lost against Pauli at home
HAHAHA

>>74046612
You're thinking about Marcel Reif.

>>74046624
And he didn't even retire, just doesn't do Sky any more.

>>74046624
Mhh

>>74046548
Yes, you can laugh at me if Eintrakt doesn't win.
>>74046577
What is Eintrakt's chances?

>>74046680
Eintracht lost the first derby in this season but they dominated the match

Darmstadt lost 1-6 against Köln last week whereas Frankfurt will go the the third place if they win today

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so what is going on

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>his last post on insta was on New's Year
JUST

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>>74046761
auskatern m8

>>74046680
>What is Eintrakt's chances?
Very high.
So far Darmstadt played horrible this season and Frankfurt has one of the best defences and some good attacking players. But with football you never know and on their good days, Darmstadt can be a very nasty opponent that can drag most better teams down to their level. So there is still a small chance that Darmstadt gets a cheeky draw or even a win.

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>>74046813
me too

>>74046761
we tumblr now

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why did bremen score

MÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖP MÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖP

>>74046166
didn't mean to quote btw

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lol why did bremen let augsburg score

>>74046480
Are we talking about 50 swedish krona or 50000 €, $, krona?

SCHMIIIIIIIIIIIIIID

>Wie der „Corriere dello Sport“ berichtet, liebäugelt Mittelfeldspieler Emre Can trotz eines Vertrags bis 2018 mit einem Abgang aus Liverpool. Laut der Zeitung sei Can „unglücklich“ mit seiner Rolle bei den Reds, obwohl er in 16 der vergangenen 20 Partien von Beginn an spielte. Juventus soll als Interessent im Sommer gelten.

Come on, Bremen! Give us a win!

>>74046412
I was visiting my Bruder.

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who is the fattest bundes player

is it just me or is the internet getting slower and slower everyday?

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17:00 Leicester City ? - ? Manchester United

something inside me shows interest for this. probably because its hoping for a 3-0 win or a starting bastian

i watched the bochum game at the stadium

thoughts?

tfw you'll never be a polish girl in america

>>74047278
foreigners ruined bundes

>>74047278
the internet is getting slower and slower everyday

>>74047300
tell us something first

>>74047322
bad game desu, both teams played on a bad level

KSC was more determined tho, had less possession but better attacks. i think a win for them would have been deserved

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>>74047232
>Scheiss

>>74047385
Seemed like Karlsruhe were very active on the loan- and transfer market last month.

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>>74047319
No that was me.

>>74047412
yes

Fabian Reese (Schalke 04) played for 60 minutes or so

>>74047214
the one you posted, fattyposter

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>>74047426

>>74047385
okay. got any pictures to post?

>>74047426
based neini

>>74047462
no

i am not a faggot who takes pictures all the time to show his imaginary online friends

>>74047485
thank you

>>74047290
poor bastian has to rob poor mancunian familys to afford a warm meal. :'(

ur welcome

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>>74047485

>>74047485
I like this guy

>>74047468
unfortunately not.

time for beer

you're half an hour late

Is junuzovic any good or am i Just biased??

>>74047700
In my opinion he's one of the more underrated players in the Buli right now. Good technique, great shot and covers a lot of ground.

>>74044599
everybody knows Bayern will win the league and accepted it, dummy.

>>74047681
or 23,5 hours too early

BENULDI :DDDDD

Möööööööööööp Mööööööööööööp

The Delaney Effect
----------------------------------------
Time for Leicester - Manchester United

Does Johansson speak Danish?

CHING CHONG CHONG CHANG

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>tfw no gf

>>74048178
Yeah I'm sure he does. Lived in Iceland from age three and throughout his youth, where they are taught some Danish in school and then lived for three years in Denmark.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK

>>74048404
WTF?
So they're surely going down, yeah?

>>74048429
the Delaney effect ;)

>>74046946
50 000 Euros.

thats a fucking redcard WTF

>>74048514
why so much???

>>74046758
>>74046823
Darmstadt seems to be a very hateable team.

I'm guessing they park the buss and bore everyone to death?

>>74048546
Because I'm an addict.

>TF
oh, I forgot about this

>>74048255
I had a gf recently, I would still have one, if I would have forgotten about my pride as a man. It absolutely crushed me and my heart is left in half.

>>74048547
Yes, cause they can't do anything else with their squad

>Jyske commentators
Oul tra-fooooord

>eintracht darmstadt

what a game to end the weekend

MICKEY

that was a shot

and another, wow

Darmstadt is so awful to watch

Bored as fuck.

foxes back to irrelevance

are you guys going to watch superb owl?

Rebic really is a dumb fuck.

>>74049469
yes

>>74049469
fuck no

>>74049469
no
it's been snowing here so I'm going to go walk around in it instead

>>74049586
watch out for bears

Any bundesbro can redpill me about Vidal this season? We are close to face against Argie NT and I havent seen anything from Vidal since Angelotti arrives.

>>74049655
he is doing fine, but nothing special i guess

>>74049655
what does this mean, redpill, bluepill? is it from matrix? what happens during a redpill? what during a bluepill`?

redpill means an unpopular opinion and bluepill is the normal answer?

Darmstadt and teams like them are cancer to football. It's better if leagues decreases the number of teams than have shite like this in the league.

>Bei Ausschreitungen vor dem Heimspiel von Eintracht Frankfurt gegen den SV Darmstadt 98 sind in Frankfurt-Bockenheim vier Menschen verletzt worden. Die Polizei nahm rund 50 Personen in Gewahrsam.

>>74049768
Wouldn't help, Darmstadt play ugly even by second division standards.

>>74049586
thats a long walk

Hey guys

>>74050400
geeeeeeeeerd eeeerveeerrrrniiiiiiinngggggg

that was not a penulty!!!!

CHING CHANG CHING CHONG

>>74050472
Dr. Markus Merk said it was a penulty

>>74050499
He IS WRONG. Rigged football!

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Whom does Petko support, guys?

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>>74050574
Darmstadt you silly goose

Darmstadt only had to pull off a tie

>>74050586
Now they're forced to eat RIPperoni pizza

>>74049766
The real red pill is taking the blue pill.. anyone who says otherwise is blue pulled af

>>74049766
"redpill me about xy" just means "ok guys, tell me the truth about xy"

since the redpill in matrix shows you the truth

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>>74050585
How come this then?

>>74050688
thank you. bluepill is a lie then?

>>74050749
Wtf I love perko now

>>>/tv/79134562
look at my body

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>>74050803
She's a little rascal, you know? I wonder if we get to see her private videos.

>>74050918
>inb4 Danny DeVito

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>>74050929
ist das petko?

r8 me gerban 2

whats the motivation even to play any more for Darmstadt?

>>74051382
Money

>>74051408
they will get money even if they will play like shit, will literally wont make a difference to put in a real effort at this point.

I HATE DARMSTADT

DIE DIE DIE DIE YOU FUCKING CANCER

>>74051486
lål

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>>74051329
>ist das petko?
weiß nicht. Sieht zumindest so aus.

>>74050775
being bluepilled means that you believe everything the media or the government tells you. basically just being naive and not questioning

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>>74051640
Wat

>>74051834
See >>74050640

>>74051834
thanks

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>>74051912
>Wat
Looks like Petko 2 me

night

>>74052125
Is she a lesbo?
>>74052375
G'night hun

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>>74045173
Always

>>74047290
he should impregnate that Balkan before its too late for both of them

>>74052764

Thank you for the delayed >(You).

Wow I ended up falling asleep on the couch and sleeping for quite a while LOL.

Maybe I'll end up watching my first Super Bowl because I won't be able to fall asleep again hahaha

Why again, Bremen? Why again?

;__;

LOL

hahaha

>>74053548
just take a sleeping pill

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>>74053548
just dont watch the pregame shit. uber cringe

or all of them

>>74053709
hallo america-san

on which tv channel should i watch the bowl?

Congrats Swedebro.

thanks

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>>74053728
Hi germany.. here only fox carries it in english (sad!) but i'd say watch in in german for the ebins. didn't bjoern werner commentate last year?

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explain these banners to me, shareholders

>>74053840
i somehow want to watch "the real deal" a.k.a. the american shows and ads

its literally only on one channel? thought they split it

sorry no Teilhaber here since matchday is over

>>74053855
They say, bring us more Muslim refugees

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>>74053874
>its literally only on one channel?
Yep. Too much money at stake for them to split it.

be forewarned, Joe Buck is announcing, i believe, and nigga is unequivocally the woest announcer on the planet

>dollchan is constantly changing displayed time at the post, from my timezone to some other.

what the fuck

>>74051486
why are you mad? I thought you won a shit load of money?

captcha: Parking

>>74054044
>dollchan
trash.tiff
>>74054083
he didn't tell you that whilst he put 50k on Frankfurt, he put 100k on the draw

Hello I'm back.
So what about the Swede? Is he rich now?

yes he is rich

rich in tears

I thought he put his money on Frankfurt?

>>74046480
>>74048514

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>>74054273
desu he probably 50k kronor

>>74054114
Is this true? pls talk to us swedebro?

>>74054428
I was just joking mate. I think his fury is directed at their awful playing style as mentioned by him also in this thread. Could be wrong tho. Also, until i see a screenshot of das bet i refuse to believe him

>>74054523
lol if I bet a fortune and my team wins, I dont care how bad the other team played, I would be dancing and be happy how shit the other team is, I would send them a hamper for how shit they are. Its important to stay grateful in life.

What was the rate Swedebro? How much did you win?

inb4: Alexej, his bookie, isnt to be found anywhere.

He's probably having a party with cocaine and hookers right now. I know I would.
But to be honest with you, I would just do coacaine and scratch the hookers.
Is prostitution legal in sweden?

>>74054711
>What was the rate Swedebro?
With their home respectively away stats, it was probably pretty low.

Plot twist:
Kyouko got a new proxy and is trolling us.

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alright lads gonna go study before watching the superb owl, please give the pats your energy
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>>74055305
>>74055305
I never used a proxy.

ugh....

thx for reminding me i should study....

rooting for the GOAT too tho

>>74056000
ヽ(￣д￣;)ノ ヽ(￣д￣;)ノ ヽ(￣д￣;)ノ ヽ(￣д￣;)ノ ヽ(￣д￣;)ノ ヽ(￣д￣;)ノ ヽ(￣д￣;)ノ ヽ(￣д￣;)ノ ヽ(￣д￣;)ノ ヽ(￣д￣;)ノ ヽ(￣д￣;)ノ ヽ(￣д￣;)ノ ヽ(￣д￣;)ノ ヽ(￣д￣;)ノ ヽ(￣д￣;)ノ ヽ(￣д￣;)ノ ヽ(￣д￣;)ノ ヽ(￣д￣;)ノ ヽ(￣д￣;)ノ ヽ(￣д￣;)ノ ヽ(￣д￣;)ノ

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>>74056017
are you a wizard then?

>>74056222
No it's literally my friend from NZ.

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>>74056266
I see.
But I thought I saw you using the same images for both kyoukos.

>>74056527
It was just similar images.

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>>74056623
okay........

>>74055261
why no hookers?
I also wouldnt hire hookers, but just curious whats your reason.

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>>74056681

>>74056794
Idk. I never found the idea of "buying sex" appealing.

>Is prostitution legal in Sweden?
No

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>>74056820

>>74056222
Is New Zealand really that far away?

>>74056878
yeah I see

>>74056939
I know, being a hooker isnt illegal, hiring a hooker is though. Feminists somehow thought this is a good idea.

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>>74056959
yes

>>74056959
no, the flying time of 24hours is actually an illusion, because of the different time zones.

AaB's Christian Bassogog has been awarded African Cup of Nations Player of the Tournament.

Pretty good! Superligaen showing its strength once again.

damn I forgot my warm glass of water today, which usually helps me take a smooth shit.

RIP

>>74057055
>21 year old literally who with next to no international experience is the best player of the tournament
That's either very impressive or very telling of the quality of that tournament. Or maybe just the product of some bribery.

>>74057033
Somewhere out there, there is a 15 year old stoner kid who believes that.

Is anyone here going to watch the superb owl?

>>74057911
yes, hallo

>>74057911
I don't think so. Not feeling tired in the slightest (see earlier post) but I think I'll just watch a certain travel/hunting/cooking program instead.

stay strong, /bundes/

okay i will

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>>74057055
>>74057276
he was pretty good

>21 years old

>>74058110
Oh wow
>Related searches: joseph minala

>>74058004
>>74058043
okay. I'm not really sure myself. I have a day off tomorrow but I'm not really in the mood to watch some handegg.

>>74058110
wow

good night

>>74064598
nn

i am still awake

>>74070886
Same ugh

me too

Gooooooood morning!!

>>74071595
Not for another four hours

>>74071595
I haven't been to sleep yet, so it's not morning to me.

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>>74071960
>>74072161
Isn't it always morning for someone?

Always remember that after the game is before the game and vice versa.

>>74072758
I'm sure it is, but it's not morning in Germany and Denmark!

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g-guys Brady needs your energy, pls

>the bowl is already on
I thought it started at 03:00am

>>74074169
no

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/BUNGHOLES/LIGA
fuck your shit nazis it's real football time!

>"real" football
>burgers think that watching men in spandex running into each other is a legit sport
top wew

>>74074847
>not bowing down to the power of the bbc

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>>74074847
>nazis think that men flopping is legit """sports"""
go get raped by more muslims heinrich

>>74075339
>>74075465
Leave us alone

>>74075992
sorry denny i will stop. enjoy your game

>>74075465
NO ERA PENAL

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>>74075465
you're in no position to talk Tyler. No go suck some BBC.

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>>74073192
Maybe for some people it is.

Aren't words just what we define them as?

>>74075465
>le cuck
This always bothers me coming from Americans.
You guys should know about the consequences (and perks) of being a leading nation of the free world.
There will be haters.

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>>74076343
>college football
at least get the picture right adolf

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How did that happen?

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>>74076514
rly meaks me think

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Rate my OC

>>74077075
confusing/10

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Made a drawing of Denmark

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Here's one with the flag.

Man, I'm really finding my inner artistic spirits at this late/early hour.

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Can't wait for the DFB-Pokal matches this week.
Really hope Dirtmund and specifically die Pflaume Taktik Tuchel get btfo.

Good stuff

I'm waiting for more

I'm going to watch the EffZeh game with friends. I'm thinking about cooking something.

still awake

>>74071522

>>74080359
*with friends and I'm

>>74080359
They will appreciate that.

aren't you sleep danny (denmark)

Why is /bundes/ so autistic?

My patterns have been out of wack for some days now and tonight I fell asleep for ~three hours until half past nine

>>74082323
NO YOU

>>74082355
i see, i was worried for a bit that you had insomnia too

>>74082355
That's not healthy. Go get some 5 hours of sleep.

>>74082893
At this point I'm thinking I'll just try and survive work tomorrow, go home early and sleep through the rest of the day and night.

>>74083179
i do that sometimes hehe

you are not drinking arent you?!

good night

>drunkmark out of control

>>74083361
No haven't had anything all Sunday.

>>74083471
>>74083370
>>74083461
don't you sleep as well

misquoted denmark ugh

what are you doing rg atm

I will try and sleep now I think