/cric/

Awful thread

Second for Aussies are obsessed with this "rivalry" that kiwis literally don't care about

>>74038585
inb4 sad people qq more at my flawless argument from last thread

Good thread.

>this series is the closest thing that poo peeland has to the ashes
kek

>>74038585
what the fuck is this picture? kek

>>74038633
>>74038635
damn too late

>>74038635
Can you start using a trip so I can filter your bottom feeder posts

Thanks

>>74038660
That upset Aussie kid at work.

boring game lads
gonna surprise the lass with a cheeky bottle of red

>>74038672
qq more you faggot

>>74038672
qq more at my flawless argument (still!)

If you were ever curious what would have happened if Steve Smoth played for a side bad enough where he'd have to keep bowling, simply look at Kane

>>74038677

you utter madman I'll bet he's real cut up about it

>Kane's water bottle is straight bourbon

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And the thread was bearable again


"We' are getting fucked here 2bh. Need a wicket pretty desperately

When's the /cric/ meet up guys

>>74038734
The fact that he's given the same autistic response to every kiwi post for the last 30min suggests that he's quite upset, yes.

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kek

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>>74038660
>Sint Maarten

>>74038810
pasta is as pasta does man, you bit so you deal with it
Ignore it if you even have any willpower

>>74038810
I think he is autistic
>works in hospo
>his argument was retarded
>He is religiously replying to any post that resembles a reference to his post with the same post

>>74038785
Trinibro I was gonna come out to see the Windies vs India in one of those islands. Do you remember I tried a meet up? You said you went to the game with your dad and it would've been weird

>>74038884
Haven't replied once. Just commenting. Cunt.

>>74038909
mhm and that's ignoring it is it?

>>74038935
meh these circular arguments are boring.
Enjoy the game.

Why does Finch have a rainbow handle?

Anyone think Starc's last 3 deliveries could prove costly? I do. Cunt was laughing them off too

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>>74038889
I recall, it was the ODIs against SA and Aus in Barbados. It would've been a tad weird explaining to my dad about some 4chin guy on top of the fact that I really went to spend some quality time with the old man (which he did enjoy mind you). Eventually we will meet friendo, in the future I plan on going to some series here with some friends and I'll tell you.

>>74038988
Is that a weak attempt at casual homophobia?

Holy fuck these boundaries are smol as fuk

You guys gonna watch Gaga emerge from a giant vagina and screech about Trump tomorrow?

>>74039090
Nobody here cares about the memebowl

>>74039090
Probably won't watch it live but will eventually watch a recording on YouTube

Finally

>>74039105
I got $320 on the memebowl and I'm from New England so I have to care. Supposed to go some meme Super Bowl beach party at my hotel

God damn this means they are going to keep Kane bowling

>>>/r9k/34646837
>>>/r9k/34646289
>>>/r9k/34645982
found the threadcunt lads

GOTTEM FUCK OFF

wicket

>doesn'tbatwell

>MAXSHIT

Another Stoinis special lads

>nothing on hotspot
>sound as it passed on bat

Spooky

>>74039157
Oh right, you're American. My b.

>the big no-show

What's his NZ average now? 5?

Gotta get Poinnis

>>74039090
>yfw Trump supporters like based Brady are winners

I'd suck Santer's dick dry, total cutie t b h.

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WHERE WOMEN GLOW AND MEN PLUNDER

>>74039250
Replied just in case.

WASP at 23%

Hahaha can 'we" do it?

how many sixers will mark skaife hit this time?

>>74039371
It'll be another close one.

>tfw been on tinder for a month and only 1 match

>>74039410
maybe because no one lives on your island

>>74039390
depends how many times Kane drops him

Can TnT fuck this up lads?

>>74039456
tad rude

Stoinis on duck watch

>>74039456
we almost fucked it up last time and it wasnt as close as this

Is Stoinis a wog?

>>74039469
In what way

>>74039501
Yes

>>74039427

Get a load of this freshcunt

>have a midday wank
>fall asleep
GOAT feeling

>>74039546
proxy eh?
i have been on /cric/ about 4 years on and off, never seen this flag they can't be that frequent

>>74039570
More frequent than you apparently

>>74039549
except when you fall asleep with with your hand in your dick and semen in your hand

Gotta get Head, no pun intended

>>74039575
yes I suppose so

*dabs*

Cummins bowled well I thought. Good to see.

ANZ girl's hair looks like a damn rug. Uggo bitch, if you'd bang her you've got no taste.

>>74039549
Gotta stop masturbating so much friend

>>74039546

>LE FUG NEW FAGS XD I AM A LE SUPERIOR OLD FAG XD

>>74039667
You can see her fat chin behind her real chin
That guy on the other hand is smoking hot, or looks that hot compared to her

>>74039713
Too much of anything can fuck with you

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>>74039667
>>74039691
who, Laura?

>>74039713
It can damage your ability to have a healthy sexual relationship with another person, but I guess in your case that doesn't matter, go hard.

>>74039713
If you grip too tightly it can fuck you up
If you watch too much porn it can fuck you up

>>74039682
check out this aspie

>>74039744
Nah the one in the new applepay advert, I'll grab a shot next time it's on.

>>74039752
Wow no need to make it so personal, friend. Why are you so upset? It is a question I am sure many on here are curious of.

Now - My nipples are getting hairy lads, can i shave them with out lopping off the nippliest bit?

Here we go lads

>>74039713
Frequent masturbation can cause curvature of the penis. Your cock will end up looking like a banana

>>74039744
This ad but cricket not tennis
https://youtu.be/w4cPnkqIedo

>>74039570

You fucking retard that's ameribro on holiday.

>>74039819
Yuck.
2nd in line is f i t t tho

>>74039617
I'm the same man. I've been on /cric/ every Summer when the Australian tests are on since 2015, so I'm practically as old as Daniel, and I've never seen him

>>74039819
she's uggo alright

WASP at 34%

>Lockie Ferguson to Stoinis, FOUR, woah, this over will tickle you to gasms. Outside edge now, as Stoinis pokes at a full ball bent on pretty footwork. Genuine outside edge but well wide of Latham behind
What did Currybuzz mean by this?

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>>74039852
You have to be a freshie lad. I'm FHG (far right)

>>74039850
looks a bit fat 2bh

>>74039960
oh, you yes. I remember this NZ autism now.

>you now remember the LE FUG LE HED poster

>>74039960
Guy third from the right looks near identical to a faggot that went to my school back in the day

Literally can't sleep lads

It's been 2 hours rolling on the bed

How do you rate le throws ball fast man as a bowler?

>>74040046
Sorry I mean third from the left

>>74040056
>trying to sleep
>looking at a screen
rookie mistake

Thinking about doing a bump of coke lads

>Dick Head

what a head

You fucking retard holy shit

>>74040121
You have my blessing on the condition you say "YOLO" unironically before

>>74040046
Did you bash him?

>>74039960
>please add my face to the autism collage
The biggest casual here is you 2bh.

Can we finally put the Australia are good at cricket meme to sleep?

>Fuckner

based duckner

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Is this a 10/10 couple in New Zealand?

>>74040300
FIVE (5) WORLD CUPS

Faulkner's batting has become godawful since the CWC

I can hear the ausfailian sperglords firing up their keyboards from here LOL

>>74040313
>take a Caribbean holiday
>spend it shitposting on /cric/
You realise you're literally shitspouter-tier at this point.

Based aussies how can I be more like (you)?

PS I'd appreciate multiple yous in response to this

>>74040300
>183

>not trusting in Ross Taylor's word.

Absolutely pathetic tbqh

>>74040342
UMPBALL UMPBALL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>There are people in this thread that argued with me that Fuckner selection was justified

feels gud now

Can we finally put this Faulkner is an all-rounder meme to sleep?

Australia without Warner and Smith are being exposed rn

whats for dinner lads

why isnt Warner playing gents?

>>74040402
I think that poopeelia would still get BTFO.

NZ is still in 2nd gear atm

>>74040416
He was scared that the big, mean crowds would bully him and hurt his feelings.

>>74040416
NZ fans bullied him and he's on a "mental health break"

>>74040424
Wrong, never reply to me again

>>74040402
True

>>74040434
>>74040435

can you guys bully finch marsh and faulkner too

can we finally put nzers too sleep

>>74040424
Actually an unexpectedly muscular post there poopspouter.

>>74040416
It isn't worth his time playing minnows

>>74040465
Hardly get a chance 2bh, they disappear too quickly.

>>74040473
You could try, pussy.

>>74040368
I have been getting fucked up this entire time since Tuesday you fucking mong. Going to the beach,playing poker at the casino and fucking slags at the whorehouse down the road. I can't take a couple hours to shitpost with the lads and watch a little cricket. Fucking end your life please!

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>>74040416
He got sent packing by BSKs.

>>74040531
t. country whos airforce has literally no planes

>>74040540
hows the milk lad?

>>74040484
>gets BTFO by said minnows

>>74040549
We've got a Hercules plane. Should be big enough to bring your mum back to NZ as a hostage.

>>74040558
saved it, had some cereal this morning

>>74040583
Ah yes the lethal Hercules KEK

>>74040549
t. Country that is literally obsessed with >us and needs us to justify their existence

australia's B team is about on par with nz's golden era team

really makes you think

>>74040540
>H-hey guys look how much fun I'm having on my "holiday"
Like I said, shitspouter-tier.

That social studies teacher they're talking about is a cool guy, had him for three years

>>74040604
>This projection
Fucking kek

>>74040599
Having no enemies, we prefer to spend money on cricket development, not weapons of war. As you can see, it's working.

>>74040616
You haven't posted in months without mentioning NZ.
Really activates my almonds.

>>74040650
The golden era of NZ griget can take it up to the Australia B team. This is the biggest accomplishment in NZ cricket history

Wish Laura would misbehave on my dick.

Reckon Guppy aims for that mole when he jizzes on her face?

>>74040633
>t..th...That's not t....true Mr.BSK
>y....your p....p...projecting

Pathetic

>>74040688
>>74040690
double kek

>Stoinis and Southwest engaging in good-natured banter
Why can't we have this lads?

>>74040700
It's a simple matter of national cultures. It's a simple fact that New Zealand's main rivalry is against Australia as because they are the smaller, and poorer, country, it is in the national psyche of the average PP to one up the Australians. Unfortunately for you, NZ is just a very small part of a very big world that Australia is a part of, and this relates to both sport and geopolitics.

>>74040756
Why do you keep going on about this "rivalry"? You're about to lose this series 2-0, that's not a rivalry dude.

>>74040781
That's exactly the point, our best batsman was rested and our other best was """"""injured""""""" despite no symptoms from the previous game. It demonstrates the contempt that CA has for this series in general.

>>74040756
>literally INCAPABLE of posting without mentioning NZ

http://www.crictracker.com/top-10-most-trolled-cricketers-in-the-world-the-troll-gods/

>>74040815
Know your place minnow

>>74040721

RARE
A
R
E

>>74040812
Our ONLY good ODI batsman is out.

>>74040756
You will find most neighbouring countries happen to be rivals

Funny that the people you play most and are easiest for you to play against be come your rivals.

I really can't figure that out, maybe you could enlighten me on that.


You are an absolute dropkick mate. Outside of sport NZ doesn't really give a fuck about Aussies mate

is stoinis elite ?

Rubbed tiger balm on a mozzie bite, then took a leak without thinking.
Penis is burning lads.

Feel like punching watermelon kid in the face rn lads

>>74040847
Due to injury, and not being rested

>>74040850
Australia plays NZ a lot because we are geographically close, there is no denying that. However the common Australian really doesn't care. Take a Bledisloe Cup match. In NZ it will be a full house ever single time, whereas in Australia the ground will nearly always be half empty. It's a """""rivalry'"""""" which is nearly completely one sided.

>>74040904
Do you have a rivalry with tiger balm now?

>NZ "fielding"

Santner you fucking amateur.

Besides Stoinis,Henriques and Starc who are some other wogs that play?

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Dont make me cum out there stoniss..
you will regert it

>>74040912
>NZ'S biggest rugby rivalry is with Aussie
Its SA mate, a war was nearly started over it. There is poisoning conspiracies around it.
The Bledisloe is a rivalry but not the biggest lad

>>74040966
Ross Taylor, Ish Sodhi, Usman Khawaja

>>74040935
I literally can't post without mentioning tiger balm and how much I don't care about it.

>>74040966
Gillespie

>>74040989
Fucking clueless. never post again

>>74040990
very witty post

>>74040989
>a islander,a indian and a paki
no

Bring out Josh "if he gets a ton I'll get zero runs" Hazelwood

>>74040990
I hate how tiger balm always brings up the rivalry vs you. Just always going on about how big of a deal it is for you to have that rivalry

Imagine having to be rescued two games in a row by the same journeyman!

stoinis closing in on an average of 200

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>>74041010
>>74041032
hmmmmm.........

Stoinis is class actually, can't believe he'd never played international ODIs.

>>74041047
Yeah he's pretty good hey. Hopefully he carries us over the line!

>>74041004
Gillespie was part abo I thought

>>74041071
>international ODI's

>>74041068
kek you britbong cuck

>>74041068
Needlessly pedantic. Over here wogs are yuropeen or, more recently, leb/arab ish

GG

GET FUCKED POINIS

>>74041098
>>74041101
KEK

Nice damage control

>>74041091
Haha yeah thank "mate"

>>74041131
Kys you pom semen slurping cunt

>trying to make your career off of memewalloping

>>74041055

>>74041144
You're just mad because >we now own the chad

>>74041055
Jinxed it la

Thanks mate

>>74041055
Thank you.

>one wog replaces another
poetry

Santner on MOTM watch

>>74041196
Seems that way

>>74041188
Set me up a rail you selfish cunt.

>Neewide

>>74041223
>ywn a coke and booze fueled weekend with the lads from /cric/ on the tropical island of your choice

why go on anymore

Neesham on extras watch

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>Its a neeshit bowls 35 run overs episode

>>74041279
poosless cunt tbf

>Neeshit

>>74041267
Well I can have a coke and booze fuelled weekend on an island with actual friends 2bh, so I should be ok.

>>74041301
the poorth island doesn't count as a tropical paradise mate

>peeshit

>>74041301

I legitimately did coke on Waiheke yesterday.

>>74041332
Neat.

fug le head lads

>>74041318
What about Rangitoto?

Lightning Boult save amirite

>Storc and Cummins win it

Trenty with cramp
Poor lad

>>74041387
monsters live under there

Santa serving up some pies

Starc's a fucking animal I swear to god.

>>74041401
under the mountain lads

>>74041196
Santner no longer on MOTM watch.

>>74041196
>>74041208
>End of over 42 (20 runs)

>>74041444
Terrible over

>>74041463
FOR YOU

>>74041477
Correct

I enjoy watching bowlers wallop it 2bh.

>>74041433
muscular book

Going to go down to the wire

Starc on MOTM watch.

NZ literally cannot bowl at the end of an innings for shit.

Might get a Hells lads, what's your fave

>One of your bowler goes 20 off an over
>Bowl him again immediately

daniel's dropping truthies in the cricinfo comments lads

>>74041569
wrath with anchovies and jalapenos

>>74041569
You got your sky perks app? Think there is a special on there
I like that lust deluxe one. That kraken one was good if they have got it

>>74041596
Don't do anchovies but good rec

>>74041591
Didn't Daniel admit he was just a casual in his farewell post?

Bitchell Shitfailure Ltd

>>74041616
that was a year ago, daniel has evolved

>sending in recently cramped up Boult
Hmmmmmmmmmm could be a shocker 2bh

https://www.fb.com/Cricinfo/posts/10154249482327555?comment_id=10154249489697555&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D

>>74041616
Yes but that was a year ago, don't doubt the power of autism.

>>74041616
daniel literally knows more about cricket than anyone in this thread

his muscular engineering mind mastered cricket in less than a year

why do >we even bother with a top order lads?

the based, muscular and elite middle and tail are literally all >we need

>>74041665
how many indian friend requests did he get for that lads

are starc and cummins allrounders lads

Pat Cummins? More like Pat Goins lol

>>74041689
I know right, it's been like at least a week since Australia had a record opening partnership

Got em

Just got home from working away and realiaed a series vs New Zealand is on.
> No Smith or Warner

Wtf lads?

>>74041716
t. Joe Burns

Thank fuck

>bummings

>>74041602
I didn't know about sky perks, good shout m8 cheers

>>74041665
based fucking Sameer Qamar Al Hassan

In the bag 2bh

>inb4 Hazleshit ends up losing it again

>>74041731
its the b team lad, the big strong batsmen are preparing for india

>>74041665
Reminder that Daniel is "redpilled" now and will inevitably resort to poo jokes in a pathetic attempt to "BTFO" his opponents in this argument.

If you guys think THIS series is pointless, wait until Poopeelia play against Sri Lanka next week

>Thanks for the upvotes poodam can you tell /cric/ about my truth bombs xoxo

what did he mean by this?

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>>74041665

Adam "Pampers" Zampa

>>74041855
where does adam fit into all this lads

>>74041835
this entire rant stems from his recently acquired hate of the asian ethnicity. It's honestly pathetic.

https://www.iheart.com/live/alternative-comntry-collective-6693/?autoplay=true

Adam "My BHole Is As Tight As This Gay Headband I Wear" Zampa.

>>74041907
>It's honestly pathetic
So is following Daniel 2bh.

>>74041911
Lovely Trenty

>>74041921
>>74041901
really having a good laugh right now lads

LOVELY TRENTY

GET THE FUCK IN

>this is what people on Daniel's friends list have to put up with

>>74041932
T H I S
H
I
S

There is a very important match on right now and you guys are gossiping.

The man with a tiny mouth on MotM watch

Great kiwi

I think I installed gyprock at this zampa lad's house once, really nice guy

ogre

>>74041970
The man with a one cock mouth

>>74041975
what did he think of it

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Hazelwood again

>>74041984
>TFW it will never be your cock

hazelgoat will find a way to....

now that I think about it, yeah I installed all the sheets actually. Didn't start plastering until all the gyprock was up, then put three coats over it. I remember the first coat of base was a weld to stop the joint from cracking then I used as many thin coats of topping as I could to get it right you see. I even sanded and painted and applied the sealer, followed by more topping and sand.

I also mixed the bucket of tipping with a bit of water to get a think cake mix. What you've got to realise is that it's normally a time consuming and tedious job, but Adam Zampa's was an absolute joy

Our mole is in lads

>>74042022
Great post

Time for Hazlewood to show Marcus Penis how a real batsman wins games.

FUCK OFF POOPEELIA

OVER

THANK YOU BASED LIGHTNING SMALL MOUTH ONE COCK MOUTH LOVELY TREANT THE TREEMAN TRENT BOULT

>>74042006
yeah he was pretty happy from what I could tell, we talked a little about him playing in india, but he didn't think he was in with a shot

Hazelwood on pooicide watch

LOVELY TRENTY PULLS IT OUT

MAN OF THE MATCH

GOAT
HAZLESHIT BTFO TWICE

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lol

>Hazlewood literally losing the series singlehandedly

i-it's our b-B team

Funny how Poo peelia is #2 lmao

Reminder
>low score this will be easy
>God NZ has a shit total not worth watching this easy chase
>the state of NZ cricket
-furious and also seething Aussies

>Giving Bane a wicket
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fuck off Finch.

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hmm

Might post that gif of the world cup, that will really wind the BSK's up!

Why does Hazelwood hate victory?

look how excited all the kiwis on this board are
cute desu

>>74042138
piss poor bantz

Daniel Hay we are not English so dont expect us to speak perfect English. Do the Maoris speak English? Was that the reason u white people slaughtered them and now living illegally in Maori land

Why is Starc so much better than Hazleshit lads?

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Which one?

Won $55 on this game lads.

>TAB having AUS as the favourites


free money teebeeaich

>>74042138
Gabbar triggered as fuck by Daniel, harden up lad.

>>74042179
second on the left

>>74042179
Blue shirt in the background

>>74042179

#1

Reminder that BSKs are about to head over to AusFAILia to smash everyone in the Brisbane Global Tens.

The Hurricanes are invincible.

>>74042176
Starc is a fucking legend 2bh.
Hazleshit is just an aggro bogan.

>>74042176
Handsome and intelligent wog genetics

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>>74042264
Truth

>>74042270
Got that the wrong way around

>>74042264
the what?

>>74042264
Yes I saw that ad on sky sport as well

What sports are they good at again thread?

>>74042304
Its like your nrl Auckland 9's but for intelligent athletes

>>74042264
Pretty sure the Chiefs have won the last two. They're going to threepeat

kek look at these kiwis rejoicing after struggling to beat Australia A on their home grounds

Based Daniel green texting on fb

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danny just needs to learn to #becool

>>74042337

Women's rugby league.

>Brisbane Global Tens
>Auckland 9s
what are these

>Why are most New Zealanders racist?

#tonightweask

>Why are most New Zealanders racist?
based Gabbar

>>74042405
Shit memes trying to copy the wellington sevens, which in itself has now pooicided

Don't support them and they'll go away.

>i used to believe nz has brain bt now its proved that they also cry like pakistan and bangladeshi fans :p

how will we ever recover

kek at the Aussies >we don't even care after all their >we are the greatest nz is shit posts earlier

>>74042458
How many australian flags have you seen in these threads? People are literally watching women's AFL over this.

based Michael
Gabbar on pooicide watch

BAKER
A
K
E
R

>the fans give us plenty of stick
Incoming "The crowd bullied me so I couldn't perform" articles incoming once Aussies are safely back home

>>74041907
>recently acquired
Lad based Ajay has been plowing Ivana for a couple years now

>Maoris also ate English.. Just saying XD

>>74042519
it takes time for resentment to build into a rage and then for that rage to transfer to an entire group.

>>74042533
can you repeat that?

>>74042481
Pretty even between nz and Aussie with the Aussie fans slowly leaving towards the end of the game

Thanks for the good time boys, going to go watch some anime now.

Until next time!