MOTD running order: Che/Ars, Eve/Bou, CP/Sun, Hull/Liv, Tot/Boro, Sou/WHU, Wat/Bur, WBA/Sto. It's an absolute belter. @BBCOne 10.30.
Very good fay for football today, too bad Spurs won.
>>74031180
That one happy Hull fan on /sp/.
god save the queen
really makes you think
/a/
>>74031276
You know it
who 3 points here
king is in the thread
agueroooooo
big goals and big happenings
>>74031396
I'll believe it when I see it
>>74031398
Aguerooooooooooooooooooo
>>74031371
fucked up my acca tbqh
>>74031416
i'm here
it's me who posted that
bog
o
g
sim
i
m
>>74031429
>putting money on liverpool in any type of wager
really makes you drink
>>74031456
They're a bigger meme than I remember
>>74031406
>watching anything football related on YouTube other than Palmers FC
Bet you spend real money on FIFA packs
>>74031429
Silly bet mate, we've beaten Liverpool at home on the last three occasions now
Robert Snodgrass is such a great signing
Fantastic from him today. Whilst I can't remember him doing too much with the ball, his workrate and adaptability were brilliant. I'm sure people will compare him to the Frenchman but I don't think we should, in his own right he will become an extremely important player for us.
>Wrighty
>no Neville or Jermaine Penus
excellent result
lads
>Alan Sheazzzzz
>>74031509
this
>>74031380
Staying up yet again
>>74031509
Jenas is good though
>Wrightys face
That league table graphic is outdated
Think Chelsea have won it this year.
1. Chelsea
2. Man United
3. Spurs
4. City
5. Arsenal
6. Liverpool
>Chelsea on first
>Not Everton
Yawn
Is there anyone in the modern game similar to Frank Lampard i.e a midfielder who regularly makes a point of scoring from outside the box?
If not, why not?
God save the Queen death to Europe
>That shot of Wenger in the stands
Lol
>televised and boring game on first
Motd does this too often
>>74031509
still cannot get over how incredibly thick phil neville is
Cech didn't even try
>>74031529
He's a crew-neck jumper wanker who takes his punditry too seriously. Too keen to get his rehearsed analysis spiel regurgitated.
>>74031571
Yeah it's strange, we had a fucking 6-3 today
>>74031571
arsenal meltdowns are absolutely prime viewing though
>>74031552
>2. Man United
>>74031558
Literally all Coutinho does is attempt that
50/50 ball, why people saying that was a foul??
>that Bellerin fencing response
he got fucked
>>74031528
Leicester, Mememouth and Palace pls
>>74031558
Who is Granit Xahka?
HEEM
>>74031622
>wanting leicester to go down
fuck off u cunt
>>74031558
I think you have selective memory.
90% of Fat Frank's goals were penalties.
He scored maybe 20 outside the box at the very maximum over nearly a 20 year career (i.e. about 1 a season) and most of them were flukey as fuck deflections.
I swear to God I've never seen a player score so many lucky goals that smash off a defenders shin and past the keeper.
Great player mind, not saying he wasn't but fuck me, what a lucky kunt. I suppose he made his own luck in a way though by taking so many shots some of them were bound to go in.
>>74031646
would be funny though
>Sanchez is world class they said
That was a pretty terrific goal that
>>74031595
>wearing v-necks
get fucked, i bet you wear formal shirts underneath them too
>>74031655
as a /lifelong/ i would have to disagree
reckon it's going to happen though, we are shit and ranieri has lost the plot and the dressing room
>>74031646
I don't really but it would be funny as fuck.
that finish tho
>>74031622
I like Bournemouth's ramshackle stadium
I'd rather see Swansea go down
>>74031661
He is tbf
The issue is that he's receiving balls from Oxlade and passing them to Walcott
>>74031622
Sunlun, Swansea and Boro to go down tbqh
Great passion from Conte
>that goal
why the fuck is the bbc iplayer quality so shit?
Fabregas looks Jewish
or do some Jews look Spanish
>cech
that walcott fumble will never not be funny
I came
kek Arselel
That goal's not actually that impressive, he just runs on the outside of 3 slower players
>coquelin
>>74031703
Sometimes if you go via the bbc sport page it's better quality
>>74031691
Must be the best manager to play for, passionate and personal.
>>74031734
And he pays you bungs if you lose
>>74031707
Loads of Spaniards are Jews (Garcia, Sanchez etc are actually as Jewish as Goldberg and Goldstein). Majority are dirty Muslims though. It's all just pure coincidence though.
>>74031703
looks like you got a minor on your licence test lad
>>74031728
it did last season but now it just directs straight to the iplayer page
N'Blacky Cunte
>fucking up that bad in front of your future club
Hazard is a pretty handsome guy no homo
>>74031763
past club*
need sleep
>>74031758
unnecessary
>>74031648
this
i don't know if it's social media or what but this generation of morons seem to overrate literally anything
i've seen posts on normiebook unironically claiming he was a top 10 of all time player
maybe he was in the top 10..
of midfielders...
who played centrally, ignoring wingers and wide midfielders...
at chelsea...
taken over the past 15 years only...
but even that's debatable
makelele, essien, ballack, cesc, matic all infinitely superior in every way imaginable
but i really think this dolt believes lampard is in the top 10 of any player in any position ever
>>74031622
You're shit and your going down
Arsenal fans praying for a MOTD vote to stay relevant
BBC are shit at post match graphics
>>74031703
fine 4 me
>>74031694
>>74031661
>Hazard plays well so the Belgian comes out from hiding once more
>>74031826
>it's a let's justify the £20k we spend on the giant slow touchscreen episode
>>74031558
Dele Alli perhaps? He has a pretty great scoring rate for a young midfielder
why does shearer hate arsenal so much
that was almost gloating
Walcott is a pinhead, dumb
>>74031857
>ball flying with a trail behind it like a cartoon
What the fuck was Ox Chamberlain doing there?
Didn't track Hazard and even then he had time to get back into the box as an extra defender if he just picked his fucking legs up.
>>74031845
jermaine pls
lukaku scored 4 goals
imagine being Sanchez, knowing you're way better than these shitters you play with, but that you're stuck there until the summer
>>74031884
It's almost like I'm playing LMA 07
Wenger is a GOAT attacking coach but he just doesn't give his players any defensive awareness
Can never tell whether Wrighty is absolutely yolked under those jumpers or if he is podgy.
How the fuck would he pass and then a split second later appear in the penalty area, fuck off Shearer.
>Arselol
>>74031925
Great game
>alonso goal
foul, fuckin heems bellerin
>coquelin trying to tackle hazard
top comedy every time
>>74031838
found the problem
they stream it at 960x540 and at 1700kbps
should be at least 1280×720 minimum, should be 1080p really and at least 2000kbps
we pay £150 a year and get this literal shit
I'm mad
UP THE TOFFEES
>>74031935
They were amazing the one season where someone (Keown?) actually coached the defence
fug when we playing arse again
That, was a goal
>>74031558
Pogba.
Do Barkleys boots say "mum sister" kek
>tyrone mings cost £8m
does eddie howe have a fetish for massively overpaying for players?
>>74031950
>we pay £150 a year
There's your problem
48 League Titles, 10 Champions Leagues, 34 FA Cups, 5 UEFA Cups
In England shirts? Out in the Quarters.
>>74031950
wtf m8
why didnt Spurs buy Lukaku
instead of untried nobodies like Soldado and Janssen
>>74031950
It autoadjusts
mine is currently 533kbps 512x288
IIRC gov put pressure on them because iplayer used to be so much better than the competition
>>74031587
I do like Phil Neville but he is a bit thick. Strange because Gary is very switched on.
>>74031988
if they are young black and english you have to add 50% onto their actual price
>>74031941
Bought it for my 360 for £2.50 about a month ago because I lost my original copy, I can't stop playing it.
>>74031993
The very fact that their isn't a left midfielder in that pic, and Lampard is wearing number 11, says it all.
>>74031997
Jews
>>74031950
is your location set to england?
mine was set to london and bbc one isn't hd then i think your is on london now
streaming at 2900k for me
Luke Cafu is far far too good for everton
>>74031997
because they have a top manager who makes their decisions, not an unemployed loser who spends all of his time on 4chan, playing fantasy football and wanking into an old sock
>>74031956
They were GOAT when they actually had some English lads in that defence
>>74032009
>get BTFO because your Salford sugar daddy asks you to manage his other pet project
He's just as daft
>>74031993
Rooney and Cole look like the kids the real footballers hold hands with and walk before the match
re; iPlayer
WATCH IT ON TV
>>74032041
cheers fixed it
>this game
fucking hell
>>74032065
>Salford
based
>Why yes, the number on a football shirt should relate to the position you play
Wilshere is world class again
>>74032041
cheers mucker, mine was set to London, set it to England and get a nice smooth HD stream
>>74032032
This.
>>74032041
This
>>74032020
Such an addictive game. I spent 90% of my childhood playing LMA
>hattrick against Poornemouth
doesn't count
Watch the assist by Barkley for Lukaku's fourth
>>74032041
why do they auto set your location to London?
bit presumptuous
>corridor of uncertainty
>Mings
This guy's wank desu
>>74032137
Probably saves a fuckton of bandwidth to set everyone to SD quality. Only if you fiddle with it will you get HD. Most plebs wont care.
>celebrating before you score
kek, would have loved for that to go wrong
>celebrating before scoring
Ban him
Barkley is 1 cheeki cunt m8
time for lukaku to start making noise about moving to a bigger club again
>>74032125
I've been managing Gillingham for 20 years now, taken them from League One to winning the Premier League three times in a row and winning the treble. The amount of time I've spent playing it since I was a kid doesn't bear thinking about
>>74032158
i liked how for the second(?) goal he was already walking away for a decent amount of time before it actually went in
>Barkshit
right little cunt
I think Barkley celebrated that one early as it was his first that wasn't a deflection
>>74032199
I hope not. everton are great to watch with him in the side
>Lukaku is 23
tired of this fucking meme, he's at least 29
>>74032206
No time spent on LMA is time wasted. Wish they brought a new one out ;_;
>Its a Belgian players look world class in the PL and do nothing on the International stage episode
lul
imaging if he missed that
>>74032225
He deserves a better team tbf
>>74032095
not even just position, but also partly personality and ability too
1 - best goalkeeper, loyal and will stay at the same club for 10 years easy
2 - hard working fullback who never stops running up and down the flank making overlapping runs all day long
3 - see above, but usually black
4 - hard as a rock defender, usually with rocks for brains though
5 - classy, composed, centre back who reads danger and snuffs it out quickly - often the captain of the side
6 - defensive minded or box to box midfielder. doesn't take any shit from anyone, also often the captain. jack of all trades master of none
7 - yellow/pink boot wearing wanker, egotistical and always trying outrageous tricks. has a new hairstyle every week.
8 - the most intelligent player in the team. very sensible, well liked by most even opposition fans and a great player too
9 - the best player in the team, the main striker and the highest goalscorer every year. often quite a big ego but can back it up more often than not
10 - see 8 but often mixed a little with 9
11 - le pacey as fuck winger, dribbling master and crossing expert.
>hyping up Memekaku again
lukaku is at least 28
>>74032237
Don't worry anon when I win the lottery I'll throw all my money at developing a new one.
Palace will win this just watch
>ultimate 6 pointer
>brought it to the line, bent down and headed it in
GOAT way to score
done that at least 10 times or so as a kid, anyone know of any footage of someone doing it in a real match?
eyes are getting a bit heavy lads
anything worth staying up for?
>>74032263
14 - first choice sub
19, 20 - sub strikers
13 - sub keeper
15, 16, 18 - top players who for whatever reason chose to keep their old squad number. usually loyal players who stay at the club for a few years
30/40s and higher - not going to make it, just give up now
>>74032285
Gibs neetbux
>>74032297
lelverpool
>>74032263
>3 - see above, but usually black
wew
>>74032296
I recall this happening in France, full blown chimp out ensued.
>>74032297
96 getting mauled by the tigers
DID YOU SEE THAT SCORE G
...
...
WE THEM MOYES BOYS
>>74032297
first two goals in southampton - west ham were fairly good
liverpoo meltdown of course
>>74032297
Is there anything worth living for? No
>moyes
>>74032222
Big fan of this Kone guy
REFBALLLLLLL
>>74032332
Its jay m8
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/feb/03/brexiters-face-rude-awakening-on-immigration-warns-ex-minister
>>74032324
ashley cole
patrice evra
roberto carlos
hennessey is absolutely dogshit
>>74032358
Don't start this shit on /sp/, fuck off to /int/ or /pol/
>hull and sunderland hitting form
the relegation battle is going to be amazing
>>74032358
wew lad
plenty of dumb cunts seemed to reckon brexit meant deporting muslims out of the UK somehow, they don't have a clue
Januzaj seems like a nice enough lad
>>74032358
>https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/feb/03/brexiters-face-rude-awakening-on-immigration-warns-ex-minister
good
the more the merrier
>but they took my job
they literally did no such thing, it was never 'your' job to begin with you have to apply like everyone else now fuck off
lol Palace
>>74032426
>>74032409
rasheed
>>74032358
We'll probably just end up with our own version of Trump in reaction to it.
What I'd rather see is this - May take a leaf out of Trumps playbook but go further - ban ALL immigration and foreigners for 6 months.
I'm fairly certain after 6 months living with the effects of that would be enough to end the immigration debate entirely for a good few decades... or at the very least purge the extremely dumb rhetoric of 'Daily Mail/Sun' led thought-patterns.
Trump right now is America's enema - we need a similar treatment.
didn't a palace fan try to attack delaney?
>Defoe still won't be picked for England
>>74032409
>plenty
I'd say 90% of Brexit voters genuinely believed this. Plenty is putting it very mildly. You should have taken a trip to /pol/ when the campaigns were taking place to get an idea of it.
>>74032436
Good post
>Allardyce getting exposed
Good, how this man is still in a job in management is testament to the state of English football
'member when Zaha had that 1 good game this season and there were calls for him to get back in teh England team.
I 'member.
What is this Palace chant? Why do I have to be fit to wear a shirt?
>>74032456
/pol/ isn't a good point of comparison for the general population mate
That Sunderland shirt is bum tings
>>74032462
Because the shirts that aren't replicas don't come in size XXXL fatty
>>74032459
It's baffling he was ever England manager
god defoe is based
>>74032462
No fat cunts allowed in the club. Except for Bog Sim for now.
>>74032461
defoe on the other hand should be in the england team
>>74032474
Well how about 100% of people interviewed by all broadcasters? Because they all said the same things.
Defoe > Kane
>>74031180
NDONGED
Big Sam is cursed because he did the Pardew shuffle when winning last week, its downhill all the way now.
>Wrighty's old teams getting absolutely shat on
lol
>>74032494
not if it means take andy "elite" carroll out of the squad
>>74032497
Don't quite think that's true, but what's done is done
>>74032443
>I'm fairly certain after 6 months living with the effects of that would be enough to end the immigration debate entirely for a good few decades
This makes no sense. Don't bother replying as I don't want this politics nonsense in here. You're a bit dense tho.
>>74032477
Shut the fuck up you chav
Poor Andros
Would you rather be bottom of the premier league or top of the championship?
It's time lads.
>>74032544
He's absolutely shit, how he's even in the prem is astonishing
>>74032525
drop shitters like studge and welbeck
Reminder that it was Plymouth Argyle that started the 2nd Great Liverpool Slippening
REV UP THOSE >>96 BECAUSE IT'S ABL TIME LADS
I hope Brexit results in more immigration frankly. Anyone able to support themselves should be able to come. That would really show the anti-immigration scum who voted for it.
>>74032563
I think that's harsh. He performed well in a gash newcastle team last year. He's a lower-mid-table player imo
if i were a liverpool fan watching my shite team try to defend i would want to curl up n'diaye
>>74032601
please see >>74032395
Has Klopp finally knackered his players out by getting them to run around like lunatics all season?
>>74032593
I thought plymouth should be proud of their performance in those games
but really it's embarrassing they didn't win
>>74032613
Chuckled
I've no problem with him, but every time I look at harry maguire I can't believe he's a professional athlete
I wonder when minsters will realise that people who live in towns that have drastically changed due to mass-migration in under a decade that these people don't care about a few GPD points.
Reducing immigration is absolutely achievable and I hope one day that a government will sacrifice a few GPD points for better social cohesion, integration and sustainability.
>Liverpoop still only have 1 (ONE) win in 2017
>Mignolel
>>74032613
is it enjoyable to follow Liverpool?
for me, no.
IT'S
OUR
YEAR
LAAAAAAAAA
>>74032544
bottom of the PL, I would want to play at the highest level I could even if it meant a relegation battle
Remember when Lpool fans believed their loss of form was due to Mane being in the african nations cup?
>J-Just wait 'til Mané comes back...
>>74032625
Yes. It's obvious
>>74032633
He is genuinely class for a brick shithouse
i want /pol/ to leave
For a split second there, Coutinho probably couldn't work out why he wasn't cutting in from the left going for top bins
>>74032628
If the replay had taken place a week later >we would have won easily m8
>>74032672
agreed, he is great
>i retired from cameroon for this shit
Great pass that
The streak continues!
FUCK coutinho
sell this cunt next summer pls
>>74032693
Liverpool should buy Joe Hart
>gerrard joins liverpool coaching team
>havent won in 5 games
>get knocked out of 2 cups in the space of a week
:thinking:
So Jurgen your team has only won one game in ten, what has gone wrong?
"HAHAHA HEAVY METAL FOOTBALL! BOOM COOL DUE BOOM ATTACK UBER ALLES HEAVY METAL YEAH HAHAHA!'
>Hernandez pretending to be dead before realising it's a goal
Kek
Is football punditry just being the king of hindsight?
>Liverpool will concede 2 or 3 every game but score 4 or 5 to win it, la
>>74032736
not because he's particularly great, but because his brand of shambles suits liverpool's meltdowns perfectly
>>74032756
>>74032749
Yes
>>74032749
Yes.
>pic related
>>74032749
Mainly when you're Alan Shearer
Spurs are the mot handsome squad
Son
Lamela
Eriksen
Alli
Dier
Toby
Jan
Vorm
>>74032802
English pundits make shit managers because they're thick as fuck. Why don't people realise this? Imagine having Alan Shearer yelling 'TIME AND TIME AGAIN' at you in the middle of a six-pointer
It'll be good to have Newcastle back in the premier league for shearer's "absolutely diabolical" monologues
>>74032832
>gook
>fanny
>cute
>darkie
>spastic face
>handsome
>handsome
>literally 3/10
>>74032832
the Poch tho
do u think the managers have a shower after the game as well
>>74032858
>>74032892
You just want to think of Poch in the shower right?
Whay has part one not been uploaded yet reeeeeeeeeeeee
>>74032832
>starcraft champ
>ratboy
>still in his late teens
>the alien
>HANDSOME AS FUCK
>mr average
>el loco
>>74032855
bit gay
>>74032841
And this guy
>>74032934
I am gay lad
I wonder who has the smallest dick in the EPL
Statistically someone must be packing a 3.5 incher
>>74032931
whoops i missed >still in his late teens #2 aka Dier
>>74032956
Benteke
>>74032956
clearly Mourinho
>>74032956
I reckon Hazard has a little winkie
Is Serie A elite??
>>74032956
Firmino
>>74032956
Son
>>74032956
Okazaki or Yoshida
>>74032956
I heard that DeBruyne has a button mushroom cock
Well guys, the football stopped being interesting so you starting talking about player's cocks. I hope you are proud of yourself you screaming homosexuals
>>74033079
I bet you have a baby dick
>>74033079
>being this uncomfortable with your sexuality that you can't discuss footballers penises without feelings of sexual attraction
it's just banter you fucking mug
>>74033079
jokes on you i didn't even come here for the football
who does ben mitchell support?
>>74033092
It does not cause me sexual attraction, my cock just went stiff and hard by accident because I had a hot up of tea on my lap
>>74032956
Coutinho
>>74032296
only semi related
ONE IN TEN
ONE IN TEEEN
ONE IN TEEEEEEEEEN
DON'T WANNA BE A LIVERPOOL FAN
>>74033079
Gayboy
>staying up for tesco value teams
>>74033165
My team is on last so got no choice
I know Burnley are good at home, but they play Chelsea next week. I don't know who to put my money on, Chelsea can't lose right?
>>74033165
Joke's on you. I'm watching the asda smart price teams instead.
Burnley's home/away swing is just insane
>>74033092
I know, he sounds like a gay in denial.
So which player do you reckon is the best kisser?
>>74033165
NFL show is on after mate
>West Brom vs Stoke
Berahino kek
>>74033234
>tfw MotD will never have banter like the NFL show
>>74033234
>staying up to watch Chappers get bantered by two black guys for half an hour
Fixtures like this make me think a European Super league wouldn't be a bad idea.
WANKER! WANKER!
>>74033304
It does have terrific banter
>>74033234
Looking forward to the Pats' new signing.
>>74033361
What's wrong with his face, seriously
voted leave lads also
>still at the stadium
harry kane's pillow stinks of slobber
>>74033380
Someone removed his mask. Why do you think he can't talk properly?
Based Osi
>mfw Murricans think running into each other was a sport
>>74032956
Well Gary has one like a mushroom according to Roy