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hi

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good thread

>PR1CE

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>>74027374

Finland, out greatest ally.

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>>74027440
>>74027432

NO AMERICANS ALLOWED IN THIS THREAD

>>74027473
iktfb

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i don't know which finn made this, but this is my favorite OC

Go Preds

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>>74027577
good post

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Post Finnish hokkei players interacting with a pupper.

>>74027320
What is the best Canadian city for someone who hates hockey, and who only likes soccer?

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>>74027665
interacting with her POOPER lmao

>frogs in charge of boards

>>74027689
Hongcouver.

>>74027689
nunavut

>>74027689
toronto, they went to the mls finals this year

>Andrew Ladd has more goals than Loui Eriksson
Send the Swedish busts home

>>74027709
In Hongcouver, the Soccer is Popular?


>>74027737
My problem with the city of toronto, it's the fucking Maple Leafs

>>74027752
A more shittier version of Seattle.

>>74027752
Why do you hate hockey?

>>74027752
nobody cares about the laffs

>>74027773
Hockey is for fags and homosexuals.


And I think men in Canada should like and enjoy Soccer more

>>74027737
lmao seattle won that game without taking a single fucking shot on goal. that's when i knew that semen slurping sport just wasn't for me

also the seattle goalie who shut em out so badly was an ex-TFC goalie which is hilarious

>>74027771
The Vancouver Whitecaps FC will win the MLS Cup, before the canucks shit they win the stupidity of the stanley cup

>>74027789
Soccer is so fucking boring.

>>74027807
yeah tfc got absolutely cucked. it was such a snoozefest too. replay of greece 2004 desu

hockey is gay

imagine wasting your time watching some guys skate on ice

they even wear armours and helmets just in case they fall while skating lmao

>>74027835
It's a white thing
You wouldn't understand

>>74027835
>armours

They don't teach English very well over there in Spicland, eh?

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>>74027785
that's where you're wrong kiddo

>>74027835
ice is the hardest surface known to man you dumbass, ofc they're gonna wear helmets and pads.

>>74027864
Is this the finest "Canadian humour"? You take pretending-to-be-retarded to another fokken level

>>74027882
>tfw no diamond hockey

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>>74027835
>soccer
>where touching one another results in a concussion
Gay and retarded

>>74027882
it's not as hard as my dick in your ass

>>74027893
You didn't need to put quotes there you fucking retarded nigger. Learn proper English grammar and punctuation before you think about posting on /hoc/ again.

I wish there was a Place in Canada, where Soccer is a lot more popular than that ice hockey shit.

>>74027862
>West-Mongolia
>white

>>74027882
imagine playing hokkei on melted ice
that would solve most concussion problems

>>74027928
I didn't commit a single mistake, my friend. Also, English isn't standardised, ergo you can't be wrong while writing it

>>74027925
I don't watch soccer

>third world countries being this assblasted they don't have the technology to form a sheet of ice large enough to skate on
lmao

>>74027963
>there are people itt who have never seen snow
disgusting

>>74027948
>>74027963


me if I like the soccer of Canada

>>74027963
Once could say you ice niggers don't have the technology to make a spherical leather ball, using your "logic"

>>74027700
If you had a kid with her would your shitty genes overrule her superior puljujärvi hokei genes?

This Craps Hasbs game is pretty good so far lads

Ice hockey, is for homosexuals, women and losers.

>>74028104
>>74027991
>>74027930
>>74027929
>>74027893
>>74027835
>>74027789
Extremely good posts

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>>74028104
This

Grass hockey is for real men

>>74028152
>bandy on grass

lmao

>>74028104
Look whose talking.

Literally the biggest faggot producing country there is.

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Sens desu

>>74028152
why is he holding a flip flop and why is there a buttplug on the medal?
really made me think

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Does anyone else make an avocado sandwich? Toast. with mayo if you like it. with cut up avocado, salt, pepper, and lemon juice. Just had one for lunch, was pretty good.

Who would have thought, of all people, little Billy Kessel would be the first player from the 2006 draft class to reach the 800-game milestone.

>>74028209
I prefer Canadian soccer.


Hockey sucks

>>74028214
Can testify. Avocadowiches are GOAT.

>>74028233
OK!

>>74028222
Easy to be an iron man when you never go into the corners.

>>74028214
Yes, I eat them with rye bread and some salt

>>74028238
>>74028294


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veikkausliiga

>>74028310
Whats that

>>74028270
It's a decent trade-off. It's always the 180 lb. guys who play like they're 220 lbs. getting hurt around the boards.

>>74028330
Is the soccer league of Finland

I wonder how much the Shorks load up at the deadline. The West is so weak this year, and this could be their last chance to go deep with that core.

>>74028310
>largest stadium doesn't even have 15k seats
lMAO

What is the best place in The United States for someone who only likes soccer and Major League Soccer (MLS) and who totally hates the NHL, MLB (major league baseball) NFL And NBA?

>the top ironman streak for a defencemen is Jay Boatmaster at 737 games. This is 6th among all NHL players.
>when asked how he does it, he responded "I am too fucking goofy looking for players to try to injure me"

>>74028341
As long as a player like that is your 3rd or 4th best then it's not a big deal. The way he can shoot the puck is incredibly valuable nowadays even if you have to cringe at all the times he pulls up to avoid contact.

If he's higher up than that then it can send a bad message to younger players.

Reminder that anime is cancerous and off topic and you WILL be reported if you post it here

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>>74028398
good post my american friend.

>>74028214
Turkey-bacon-avacado mustard race here

>>74028310
Gtfo

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>>74028398
You're not my dad you can't decide what kind of images I am using with my always on-topic posts

Laine with hatty tonight by the way

>>74028353
Duchene for Hertl, Mueller and a 1st

>>74028418
And I can't even spell avocado properly
Fuck I'm dumb

>>74028431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYMmw_j7xFo

>>74028446
Worst trade in history

who's gonna get fucked the most?
http://ingoalmag.com/slider/nhl-sets-feb-4-date-new-goaltender-pants/

>>74028465
Miller, he's like 165 pounds and wore the largest size

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>>74028214
Ketchup sandwich is superior

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>>74028495
Pizza Superior

>>74028446
I don't see why the Avs would do that. They are retarded but I don't see them being that retarded. They need at least one GOOD dman coming back, even if it's a young top 4 with potential it has to be someone good.

Anaheim has much better assets to dangle in a Duchene trade. McKenzie was saying teams are basically frothing at the mouth to get one of their surplus young D.

>>74028457
Soccer is shit

>>74028495
reminder that ketchup on hotdogs is for children and shouldn't be done by anyone older than 13

reminder that ketchup is shit. period.

>>74028543
yeah shorks have really nothing worth trading for

I am going to attempt to fuck some girl with thick thighs that competed in the crashed ice tonight. Wish me luck.

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>hating on one of the best condiments in the world

>>74028701
>heinz
>good

>>74028656
Red bull gives you wings

>>74028701
>not felix ketchup

kill yourself my man

>>74028738
Felix is some pussy ketchup

>>74028214
sounds like nu-male shit....

>>74028636
I think Meier and Labanc are guys that have value, but not enough for someone like Duchene. Plus they're Fs, not what the avs are looking for.

Shorks should trade picks to upgrade on the wings. Someone like Cammalleri could probably be had for a 2nd or 3rd round pick. He's been a point per game player in the playoffs, they could use someone like that.
Hanzal would be a great target for them too.

>>74028846
Doubt the Yotes would trade Hanzal off. Could see Doan though.

>>74028877
I think it would be a mistake for the Yotes to keep him for much longer. I know it's important to keep some vets around on a rebuilding team, but with Hanzal being such a glass man and getting up there in age, there's a danger of him losing the decent amount of trade value he has right now. Dude has a really bad back at this point.

Ok I was looking through the profiles of the women competing at crashed ice and half of them are frogs. Also they all played hockey, most of them all the way to college. Does this mean they are all dykes?
I think they purposely make the mild play on the road during it or the whole area would be a shitshow.

https://youtu.be/So23SFwBVvI

>>74028575
>>74028573
howdy diddly do reddit! tell me how "mature" and "cultured" you are for using mustard

>>74029269
go back to readdit, ketchup slurper

>>74029306
what a surprise, mongols are mustard reddit cucks

really makes me think!

>>74029340
back2reddit with u

>>74029306
>>74029340
can't say i'm surprised mongols don't like ketchup, fucking plebeian faggots

>>74029367
ketchup really triggers redditers, no idea why

Why do you have to always choose? I'd rather take both to be honest.

Ketchup is literally just sugar

>>74029413
whats up reddit

>>74029444
you can say that about a shitton of things though

>>74029439
i use every condiment available, if the hot dog vendor had mayo i'd use that too. they usually don't though

Fucking Noidberg

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>>74029444
>>74029453
samefag

>philip danault is on the hasbs PP1

lmao what a shit-tier forward group

Why do you guys keep giving the chiraqi reddit sperg (You)s. Just ignore xhem and maybe they will finally commit suicide.

t. mustard cuck

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>not eating a dirty bacteria ridden bacon wrapped hot dog covered with onions, pepper, and ketchup served out of a shopping cart

Cant be beat 2 for 5 bucks all day erryday

willing to trade for some /hoc/ memes lads

>no goal

fukken bs

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>>74029602
>pig wrapped in pig

i like it

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>>74029652
>Asking for a trade without stating what you are offering.
Please learn the rules. Here is a pity meme

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>>74029673
>pig hugged by pig

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>>74029652
Here you go

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How about that finnipeg tho

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>>74029702
>can't even make the playoffs in one of the weakest years for the West
>jests

>>74029720
They will now that laine is back.

See the win streak they have

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>>74029683
>Implying I would risk posting handsome southern hemisphere memes before the trade is confirmed
Absolutely not, YOU deserve the pity meme for your incompetence.

>>74029673
Most hotdogs here are mechanically separated turkey, chicken, and pork. The fact the FDA requires them to label it as mechanically separated worries me.
All beef dogs in natural casing are the best.

>Bustin Brown

>Weise

top lmao

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wait i thought the floyers were, and i quote, ELITE?

>0 goals
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAAA

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>>74029730
>24th by points% this late in the season
>making the playoffs

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>>74029732
>southern hemisphere contains spics, africans, penguins, and an entire crimminal island
Not too surprising you would try to swindle someone.

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>leads the league in shutouts

>>74029780
I can't wait until all 3 Subbans marry white broads and then take a group picture together with them.

How likely is this scenario
>mild are best in the west, losing the presidents by 3 points to the caps
>blow out whatever canadian team the pacific shits out in round one
>win a gritty 6 game series against the blues in round 2
>beat the shorks in the WCF since they had a big player like Burns go down to a freak injury
>lose game seven of the SCF to the pongs at home
>poodreau reaches his final form and wins a cup with another team 5 years later

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>>74029841
>lose game seven of the SCF to the pongs at home

Koivu is not welcome back here anymore if this happens.

>>74029841
its mild vs poo jackets final

>>74029269
>mustard
puke

>>74029841
>pongs
>finals
W E W

>>74028877
Hanzal is 100% getting traded. I know you guys don't follow sunbelt rumors (understandably) but it's pretty much accepted that he and Stone are gone by the deadline

>>74029863
It is the natural progression.
>cant get past the second round with the caps
>cant get past the wcf with the ducks
>cant win a cup with the mild

>>74029874
poo jackets have already been exposed. They are going to limp into the playoffs and get blown out by a team that has actually won a playoff series. All of the opportunist shitposters with change whatever team they spam and that one tripfag will be sad.

t. future man

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>jests can't even beat lolorado

>>74029908
well I would say caps but that would mean game 7 would be in DC. What team would you pick from the east?

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>hasb
>pric3

>>74029975
caps or jykkets

>>74029975
Anyone who's not retarded would take Craps or Pongs, it's just hard to figure out which of the two will come out of that series. Craps depth is looking just as formidable as the Pongs, and they have better D and goaltending.

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>>74029974
>losing to a team with more regulation losses than points
Besides not having a goaler what happened to the jest? Did all of the players just regress to their actual skill level?
Poor Wheeler.

Caps gearing up to break my heart, again

They're even better than last year. This team has no deep flaws. And they're healthy as fuck.

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>>74029974

>>74030013
let's just say it's hard to be a good hockey team when your #1D is a glorified power forward

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>>74030013
Winnipeg seems to be a true black hole of talent. Nobody fucking wants to play and live there. I almost feel bad for Laine.

>thn unironically think they would win a cup within a decade
better work on winning a fucking playoff game lel\

>>74030012
That was my thought. I was talking to a coworker yesterday about this yesterday. The west is looking pretty weak and the mild just might make it to the finals. The shorks could get hot though and Thornton might actually put a puck past a goalie. I think the east will win it again this year. The teams there just look better than the west.

>>74030047
Shorks have a real good opportunity to load up this year and take advantage of their weak conference. Who knows how aggressive they'll be though, they might be gunshy after the retarded additions they made last year.

>>74030013
mid ahl tier goaltending, key players injured long stretches (myers, little), trouba not signing a deal hurt them a lot since he's now pretty much their best dman, buff is truly shit at defense

they would easily be a playoff team with decent goaltending, their offensive numbers are fine

>poo pooghty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zrZwHLWVAE

>>74030083
The way burns is playing I wouldn't be surprised if they took it all

When a player on your team is having a season like he is it makes everyone compete that much harder

>>74030163
If he keeps it up and Thornton actually scores a goal I think they can.
Also what retarded moves did they make last year? The only thing I can find in 2016 is trading for Jeremy Morin.

>frogs got swede'd

pavelec hot damn

laine scored a meme slapper in a bunch of games now, is he a bust or just deathly ill?

>>74030323
Better then Pululajiji

>>74030323
hasn't*

>>74030323
all """"""""""""""""""""""""golden generation"""""""""""""""""""' finns except aho are confirmed busts. and aho isnt because based fennoswede

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Please keep safe, Finland. Russia is watching you

>>74030362
>aho a fennosweed

im not even going to reply to you, because thats the dumbest thing ive heard all year

>>74030362
>good ol' sami boy
>fennosweed

>>74030362
Listen up bucko, don't ever talk poorly of Finland again. Finland is a great country and overcomes a lot of adversity. They are born with a cornicopia of genetic diseases, but they don't let it get them down. Finland would have a 1st overall pick by now if it wasn't for racism. It is proven Finnish players are looked down upon. Also Gary Buttman, ya i called him Buttman what are you gonna do about it punk? Anyways Buttman hates Finland even more than Canada. Just wait until he gives Canada another team before glorious Finland. That is enough proof. Sadly 2017 won't be the year a Finn is picked first overall since Benning and Sakic are too fucking retarded to pronounce any of their names. When it does happen I will laugh knowing your pathetic pea brain could never see it coming. I will laugh knowing you took the time to constantly post shit about your new masters.
So next time your pathetic paw reaches for the submit button just take a moment to get that obese hamster turnin the wheel that powers your testicle shaped brain and think about what you are saying.

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>coat of arms of Aho's home town
wew lad

>>74030390
>implying sami

https://youtu.be/So23SFwBVvI

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>>74030425

>>74030477
Nice dubs. I had to add Sakic to it since the aves are so fucking terrible.

>>74030222
Backstrom quietly having one of his best years. Selke when?

>>74030441
>mfw sweden gives finland top players out of pity just so they can stay relevant
how can pegga even compete?

>>74030527
The Selke is even more dumb than the Norris. They are given to "lol this player is good" more than for actual merit. It is hard to quantify defensive play and as several people have said they just nominate the same people over and over again.

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>>74030441
Rauma is not his hometown. He just happened to be born there because his father played there for couple seasons.

Aho is from Oulu

>>74030527
Good post, but sadly never.

t. Stupid stupid Bettman

>>74030537
Good post. They probably switched "their" Sebastian Aho with "our" Sebastian Aho when they both were babies. And no once has ever noticed. Sad!
There is also that picture of Laine, from he has a small kid, that was taken in Stockholm. So he might be swedish too, who knows.
I don't like the look of it, I have to say that. But I don't want to judge them without more proof.

Well, if they have stolen talent over the years, they obviously can't

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>>74030527
When pic related gets lumberjacked by Subban again.

>>74030375
>not going to reply to you
>replies
Really made my gray matter splatter

>>74030580
That's amatter of definition. Elitprospects, NHL and Wiki all list him as being from Raumo.
But fair enough.

>Uleåborg
>founded by a swede
wew lad

Do you have any sources that says that he's sami?

>>74030583
>Finlanders steal Swedish hokkei talent
>Finlanders steal Swedish memes
>Finlanders steal Swedish culture
You can't keep letting them get away with it, Sven.

I'll even bet that the Leverax and Nokia phones were originally of Swedish design. It's only a matter of time before the mongols start claiming Ikea, Saab and Volvo as their own. How they made the great Gripen.

You must stop them, friend.

>>74030639
Who's sami, he is sebastian

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I'm the first to admit Raumans are all sorts of retarded, but calling them fennoswedes is still a bit harsh

>>74030648
Angry Birds was a swedish invention too. Originally called Arg Fågel

>>74030681

He is finished. All year long, he has been horrible. The shooting percentages don't lie, and neither do my eyes. I hope the Panthers can dump him in the expansion draft, but I doubt that ANY GM would try to start a team by selecting a washed up, $3.5 million per year right winger. Our only hope is that he beats his wife and then moves back to Czechoslovakia to avoid prosecution, like Voynov. Well, almost, Voynov actually returned to Russia. I don't want Jagr's wife to get hurt, but I sure as hell don't want to see him play like shit and eat up our cap space for the next 4 years.

>>74030700
wtf i hate norge now

>>74030648
Stealing hockey talent would be bad, yes. The other things aren't really theft though. Sweden is Finland's mother, so it's a given that there will be some swedishness in them.
And as a mother we are proud to see FInland come up with things like Nokian tyres and Fiskars. Not so much the leveraxe though, that idea needs to be buried, deep.

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>>74030713
>mad at axe

>>74030687
See --> >>74030390

>>74030700
Really makes me think. Thank you for posting

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>>74030710

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>>74030705
But the boys are back together.

>>74030730
Not mad, but sad :/

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>>74030713
>voluntarily calling yourself the mother and not the father

>>74030745
What if the poster is a GRILL

>>74030764
wouldn't be allowed to use a computer inshallah

>>74030745
Instead of having some finn write that Sweden would be the mother and Russia the father I thought I'd just write that myself, and take that opportunity away from you. Since it cought your eye, I take it that my action was a success :)

>>74030764
Yes, what if?

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>>74030735
>norja

>>74030217
They traded two 2nds for Polak and Spaling. Polak took a lot of costly penalties at key moments in their playoff run and was mostly used as their #6. Spaling is so garbage he's playing in Germany.

Just wondering if they might be gunshy after that turned out so poorly for them.

go bruins :)

>>74030574
I agree. But backstrom is a PPG player and I never see him out of position defensively. Makes great backchecks to break up plays. What more do the voters want?

Maybe if Boston falls outside the bubble Bergeron loses some votes... other recent winners like Kopitar and toews don't look great. Kesler does

They are finished. All year long, they have been horribles. Their shooting percentages don't lie, and neither do my eyes. I hope the Panthers can dump them in the expansion draft, but I doubt that ANY GM would try to start a team by selecting a washed up, $8.5 million per year 1st line. Our only hope is that they beats their wifes and then moves back to Europe to avoid prosecution, like Voynov. Well, almost, Voynov actually returned to Russia. I don't want their wifes to get hurt, but I sure as hell don't want to see him play like shit and eat up our cap space for the next 4 years.

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>>74030583
>>74030583

There is a secret program run by the Finnish Ice Hockey Association that abducts Swedish babies and young children that are deemed to have a proclivity to hockey. There are many instances of these "Finns" in the NHL today; including Sebastian Aho, Valtteri Fippula, Mikael Granlund, and Ramsus Ristoleinen.

This is covered up and the missing persons reports buried by the Swedish governments because of "The Stokholm Accord" signed in 1977. This granted the Finnish Ice Hockey Association (then going by "Hokkei Binlan!") to abduct and rename these children to bolster their failing hockey programs. This was necessary for the Swedish government because Finnish hockey was the only barrier (both physical and talent-wise) between them and the USSR hockey dominance. So maintaining the health of Finnish nationalism (through sport) was imperative to keeping them from folding and becoming part of the USSR. The fact that this continues to this day merely highlights the fact that the cold war is not over and the spectre of communism is creeping in once again from the East. And the only thing that stands between us and the gulags, is a bunch of drunk Finns.

Sorry to give a history lesson here but I have spent nearly all my life researching this, sitting in countless saunas getting drunk on fish-vodka listening to a half-passed out Pekka talking about the """"Golden Generation"""""" and vomiting in the coals. I'm getting too old and my secrets too heavy to carry much more.

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>>74030824
>Ramsus
lmao is he pharaoh now or something

:DDDD

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>>74030735

>Subway now has breaded chicken sandwiches

Wew. They're not even trying to hide the fact that they're not actually healthy.

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>>74030815
>2 points out of a wild card spot
>"they're finished"

>>74030857
>he's this new

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>>74030857

>>74030836
:DDDDD RAMSUS 55

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>>74030844
delete this

>>74030824
What the fuck, that is horrible! Just imagine growing up and thinking that you're a finn, when you in reality are..
This really grinds my gears, those poor souls!

Not only must Finland pay for what they have done. The swedish government that signed the accord and the governments since who all have let it keep going must do so as well!

To start with, every least person within the swedish government, past and present, who have known about this, must be expelled to live the rest of their life in eastern Finland!

And then we will deal with Finland, with a force of hundreds of thousands of muslims crossing the border.

THEY SHALL REPENT!

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>>74030917
And allow the sleeping DANE to wake up and take over hokkei?

I implore you to reconsider sweden

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>>74030944
For fanden Sverige

What is the most popular NHL team in Sweden? In Finland? In Russia? In Czech?

>>74030901
Why is Norway so SHIT at hockey?

>>74030960
>>74030962
you awoke him.

what have you done

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>letting lolorado score 4 goals on you
>jests

>>74030973
no hockey culture

>>74030963
My guesses:
>Sweden - Wongs
>Finland - Mild
>Russia - Craps
>Czech - Whatever team Jagr's on

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If you post a picture of Arturs Irbe at any time, a random latvian poster will appear in the thread for the first time in months.

>>74030944
>a couple of dumb asses agree about something stupid
So?

>>74030960
The dane is not a threat, the dane never is. Least so when it comes to winter sports.
Thank you for worrying for us, but it's not a problem.

At the end of the day, Denmark is only a shat out piece of sand and lime stone.
Or spunk, created in the testicles of Finland, and cummed by the great big penis of Sweden.
Whichever you want

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>>74030983

>>74030963
Right now it problably is the Rangers here because of Lundrags. Hard to say though, not that many people care about NHL tbf.

Denmark: Red Wings/Islanders because of Nielsen?
Finland: Jets because of Laine, no doubt. Bandwagons as fuck.
Norway: ?

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>>74031006
>jests

>>74030963
Didn't read your comment well enough I see, sorry.

I agree with Norway about Russian and the Czechs

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>pavelec

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>When the Avalanche score 4 goals on you

>>74031038
You know Hellebuyck is a shitter when he loses the crease to that sieve

>>74031023
Rangers by far the most popular. Then probably Pens, Flyers and Caps

>Jest

>>74031038
'bout the only goalie they got going for them.

>>74031062
>Rangers
Oh, of course. I should have understood that. Thanks.

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>winniniggers
when >we win the superb owl tomorrow, winnishit will send >us >our team back. sorry you listerine drinking fucks :)

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>Laine fakes out Duchene and has a clear path to drive the net
>ends up taking a shot from the perimeter that hits Pickard's chest

>>74031023
>Finland: Jets because of Laine, no doubt. Bandwagons as fuck.
nah, most people jsut follow Laine and dont give a shit about the jets.

Id say for fans who actually care about the team, Wild is biggest.

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>>74031078
So
Winnipeg to Atlanta
Phoenix to Winnipeg
Carolina to Seattle
Islanders to Quebec

Okay with me

>>74031101
Fair enough. That sounds believable.
Thanks

>>74031026
The best part about this that the Oiler's rink staff shines the light on Liane.

Should jests just cash-in on Byfuglien already. They really need good defencemen not some two-bit nigger who pretends to be Karlsson.

>>74031062
Because of Zuccarello? Or just because New York?

>>74031150
>cash-in
>byfuglien

they should go ahead and get a 2nd round pick for him, then they can draft one of those amazing prospects of theirs that have them doing so well

>>74031150
Yes
Had they traded both Trouba and BIG BYF for accordingly return they would be in playoff spot right now

>Saros reassigned to Milwaukee

It's like the Preds want to lose.

At least Saros will win a Calder cup. Not the good one yet, but he still has a shot next year when he doesn't have to face guys like Matthews, Laine, Marner and Aho.

>niggers caring about hockey

Nice try at making me believe this Jamal

>>74031183
>Had they traded the only two serviceable NHL dmen they have they would be in a playoff spot right now.

lmao get a load of this fucking retarded winninigger

>>74031163
it's probably always been the most popular team, for some reason. But it's skyrocketed the last couple of years because of him

>>74031217
>Only two

You're forgetting Enstrom mate

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>Zadorov REKTING Scheifele and the jests ""first line"" all game long

Zadorov is fucking GOAT russian dman

>>74030963
Rangers because of Lundqvist

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>>74031204
Apologize.

>>74031225
Probably because they have the same colours as your country's flag, your countrymen are clearly simple-minded plebeians

>>74031235
>GOAT russian dman
>in this day and age

>>74031232
too bad winnishit literally killed enstrom's career. really wish he found a way out of that frozen hellhole

>>74031254
this post is clearly finnish

>>74031235
>Zadorov is fucking GOAT russian dman

Not yet, Zubov and arguably Gonchar and Markov are still ahead of him. Maybe one day, but not yet.

>>74031254
>a fucking leaf on the flag because someone looked out of the window and saw a tree

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Reminder you will never attend a Kessel cup party and have regrettable sex with Amanda while she is very drunk.

Sorry to bring this fact to your attention friends.

>>74031320
>At least we don't have a fucking tree as a flag like Lebanon

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>>74031235
>targets star player's head with a blindside hit
>immediately turtles against fucking trouba

Russians, not even once

best active dmen

Canada
>Burns

US
>Suter

Sweden
>Hedman

Czech
>Gudas

Russia
>Markov

Finland
>Ristolainen

>>74031328
>Regrettable

Kek

first time i've seen laine pass the puck

>>74028214
Avocuckos are trash tier bland food that Calispics overrate since it is the only thing they grow therr

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JETS BTFO

How much more refpuck can these officials manage

#trumpsamerica

>>74031340
But you have arguably the worst avian named after your country. Please do something about skycarp.

>>74031348
Pretty good post.

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>>74031328
Reminder you will never observe a olympic winter where the united states win the gold in hockey.

Sorry to bring this fact to your attention friends.

oh god beaushit, I hope schieffe beats the shit out of you

>budaj leads the league in shutouts

please explain to me how anyone can think quick is elite

>>74031376
DESTINATION FUCKED

>>74031376
Why does no one on Winnipeg keep their heads up?

>>74031356
I imagine the feeling would be mutual.

>>74031375
>california only grows avocados
wew lad
I think they dumbest thing they grow is rice
It gets to 110F and super dry in the valley and they are growing something that requires standing water. No wonder they have a water shortage.

>>74031435
they're perimeter princesses without any hockey iq

>getting beat by a relegation team
>the city of jest

>>74031376
clean hit.

>>74031435
They do it on purpose, hoping they are actually killed. It's the only way out of that terrible city

>>74031376
Shades of Lindros&Stevens

You'd think they would learn from the mistakes of their fathers

>>74031348
Let's add countries

France
>Auvitu

Slovakia
>Chara

Germany
>Seidenberg

Denmark
>Larsen

>>74031392
>not posting 2010

I enjoyed watching those olympics. Too bad the result wasn't different. Miller had a hell of a run.

>>74031376
>Those gloves that go flying right across the ice.

Fucking beautiful.

>>74031484
Switzerland
>Josi


That's every country with an NHL dman

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>>74031376
Kinda reminds me of this game.

>>74031485
2010 was fucking classic

I liked 2014 but that Gold medal game vs. Sweden was kind of meh. Didn't help that it was at 6 in the morning though

>>74031542
>Hit soundtrack featuring Rob Zombie, Powerman 5000, Incubus and more

Kek

why do the hawks keep getting swept in the regular season by bad teams such as the jets and last season wild?

>>74031485
Agreed 2010 Gold Medal is probably the best hockey game i've watched in my lifetime.

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I am slightly drunk and have to get a haircut in the next hour. I am going to exercise my autism and post random picture from my /sp/ folder.
They will be /hoc/ related.

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Watch for pate to tie it

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>>74031632
>pate

faggot nickname for a faggot player

>>74031542
>goalie on fire
EA ain't got shit on this game now.

>>74031632
Ehlers > Laine

>>74031631
I've been drunk in the school many times

what the fuck is laine braindead or something?
he goes for a retarded dangle on an empty net

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>>74031632

>>74031551
it as also rigged by not letting Backstrom play even though he followed protocol on reporting the allergy medicine usage

>>74031668
Looks like they're kissing

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>tfw when to inteligence too not lose puck when empty net

>>74031666
he has no hockey iq, he regularly takes shots from the perimeter and never drives the net

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>>74031620
Chiraq hasn't beaten the mild since 2015

>>74031647
This game was fucking great.

Simple but fucking fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdPyimzGZHI

>>74031647
EA never had shit on any games back then.

>>74031739
>A
>posting an image that out of date

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Bruins win plox

>>74031753
EA games have silky smooth shooting and passing, why can't they just have arcady hits and fun game modes? Why do hockey fans have to get so autistic for realism and p2w card games?

>>74031800
>This computer is never obsolete

Kek