/bundes/liga - DORTMUND vs LEIPZIG

first

>>74027263
Dembele was the best signing

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>6 posts early

>>74027297
this

>>74027297
this

Good game so far. Lelzig completely dissapeared from Dortmund's half though.

>>74027309
>>74027316
this

>>74027359
This

>>74027297
>>74027309
>>74027316
>>74027359
>>74027373
these

reeee stop giving them free kicks

>"""""Top"""""spiel

good 1st half 2bh

i feel very entertained

I want sex with a milf

>>74027411
This

>>74027397
Also this

Why is Compper starting for RB?

He was always shit and now he's shit and old.

顧客心理を理解することは重要です

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>rangnick sitting with the customers

The marketing division hard at work on and off the pitch.

>>74027304
Who dat ass?

>>74027434
>"I want sex with a mother I'd like to fuck"

and I want to devour a meal that I'd like to eat

>>74027467
>customers

they are consumers

and sptw

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Hume > Kant

Prove me wrong !

>>74027263
>le funney r/eddit opening pic

Seriously, I hope you die. This board would become a better place.

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>>74027481
>German humor

>needing ref assistance to beat Leipzig's B-team
wew

Did the lad who could have had Leipzig @6 place any money on them?

>>74027513
t. owner of that vehicle

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>>74027450

>>74027481
>not knowing the difference between MILF and milf

>>74027527
Which match are you watching?

DYNAMO

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>>74027538
>hollywood whores
>not based tennis athlete whores

>>74027556
This one, friend.

A lot of Dortmund fans are secretly looking forward to Aubameyang leaving in summer so they no longer have to look at boring one-dimensional sit-back-long-balls football.

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>>74027538
STOP IT STOP IT STAAAAAHP

>>74027583
But I have seen zero refball, friend.

>>74027538
How do you have sex with a mermaid? Is there a R34 demonstrating it?

This time I'd need it really for scoentific purposes.

>>74027573
She's a domping meanie though

>>74027599
Most decisions went Dirtmund's way, especially fouls.
Burrnardo got a yellow for nothing, Sokratis nothing for elbowing Poulsen

CONSUMERS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>74027606
by skullfucking her

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>>74027622
So are most athletes
>>74027658
Me thinks RB will come back for a cheeky 1-1

>>74027637
Ok friend

>>74027637
Fuck off, Red Bull should have at least two more yellows.

>>74027637
>(You)

>>74027690
:-)

>>74027637

t. ossie

>trying to kill Dembele

Bartra misses so many passes

of course it wasn't free kick on dembele :^)

>REUS

>REUS

haha, just get schürrle in already

wtf reus

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>reus
>>74027777
checked

Marco pls what was all that spaghetti

>reus

>>74027745
#echteliebe

yeaaah clear foul by Poulsen there lmao
fucking hell

>>74027876
Crystal clear m8

https://twitter.com/FCBayernUS/status/827897661982461952
:------------------------------D

>>74027920
i don't get it

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>obama
>>74027937
exactly,it's fucking retarded.

>defense actually decent
>offense is a mess

I love this club

This is gonna bite them in the ass.

This game should be over by now.

4-0 or so

>>74027920
I bet FC Bayern US has more followers than FC Bayern Official

too many fucking chances wasted.

>injured again

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based pulisic

BRAVE

>Pulisic in

Let's see what Borussia Dortmund US will have to say to this

so are dortmund playing 6-1-3?

>>74027966
The ride that never ends.

From the interviews I've seen Pullisic is a little awkward. Do you think he browses /sp/?

good start from the american

>>74028048
I'm guessing 343

I haven't watched much of Engery Dring FC this season but do they always play like this? They have like no build up play.

All they do is long balls and try to win it.

HAHA

Time for Dortmund's Brave Croatian Messi

>that
>offside
ahahaha

>>74028058
you mean croat

>>74028072
half their team is ded. they are kinda vollgasfußball normally.

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>mfw the best player in the german league is an american

>>74028072
Werner, Forsberg, Sabitzer, Demme out of the game.

why does hasenhüttl hate oliver burke so much?

>>74028096
Didn't know Aubameyang was American

>>74028101
he doesn't defend

>>74028096
Lewandowski is American?

>>74028096
nah, bobby wood isn't THAT good m8

nice ass tho

FUCKING SELKE I SWEAR TO GOD

>>74028101
too direct. doesn't allow them to hoof the ball

>>74028117
yeah

Thomas Delaney is American?
Oh right he is haha

>>74028117
yeah, he was involved in trump's campaign or something

>>74028056
he's a big fan of lelbron

>>74028147
ehehe

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>>74028167

Götze for Guerreiro and Schurrle for Reus?

why is brazilanon always ass kissing denmark?
uuuuuuuuuuuugh

>>74028190
:3 i miss that brit so much

>>74028205
>Götze
no

>Schürrle
yes pls

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>>74028096
no

>>74028224
Yeah

>>74028229
>>Götze
are there still some extremely butthurt dirtmund that dislike him ?

Ridiculous how many fouls Weigl has to take with the refs never doing shit.

Ginter? Literally why?

start of rückrunde in switzerland. basel scores after one minute

>>74028254
He has been inconsistent since coming back to say the least

>Ginter for Guerreiro

What is Tuchel doing

>Ginter on

Looks like Tuchel has given up.

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>>74028267
they're punishing him for being a race mixer

>>74028213
what's for dinner

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>>74028247
delet

>>74028285
meming

>>74028274
>>74028285
Bus parking probably

Does anyone besides me miss someone in this thread?

>>74028290
Æbleskiver

>>74028300
yeah, british webm bro

>>74028300
dumbers

>>74028292
Do you have the other brazzer pics aswell?

They should be called Long Ball Leipzig.

>>74028303
Æbleskiver with medisterpölse

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>>74028315
Yous krauts are usually p good at posting them quickly
>>74028324
no

fuck off ref

>>74028354
>medisterpölse
sieht aus wie 'ne Kackwurst

lecker

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>>74028315
>tfw no british kemme poster

>getting intentional yellow so you miss HIV

kek

Looks like they don't rate them at all.

hello where are my Teilhaber bros at?

>reus
jesus

>REUS

GET SCHÜRRLE IN ALREADY

Fucking Reus

reus ;_; why

>>74028380
It's from a Danish documentary that visited a muh Danish heritage town in Iowa. They'd eat æbleskiver with medisterpölse for breakfast.

>should be like 6-0 by now

Fuck off.

>>74028427
>amerifats

If Leipzig ends up equalizing, I would literally sue Reus for the 2 lost points if I were a BVB shareholder

have Leipzig ever played a good game?

>>74028477
yeah

>REUS

>REUS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

what the fuck is with that chance wasting

WTF

WHAT THE FUCK REUS

>ruse

Reus why

>>74028488
lucky goals don't count

If your name is posted, go to sleep.

>Go to bed Malte, Sören, Murat, Johannes

Based Reus

>Reuse could have a hat trick, if he weren't such a shitter today

>>74028477
yeah, like almost every game in the last year

kek gotze

>dat sad, resignated Götze

;_;

;_; i felt bad for him

>>74028559
He come he don't want me, man?

>>74028551
:(

>>74028571
*How

hahahahahahahahah

holy shit imagine this had counted

HOLY FUCK

this ref is fucking awful

something must be done for christ sake

Almost shat myself

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

based refs

REFBALL
REFBALL
REFBALL
REFBALL

>this fucking match

Oh no, only eight points ahead. :((

>almost a repeat of the mainz game

KEK TUCHEL

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based

>>74028521
my name is Johannes Malte

>>74028615
REEEEEEEEEEEE

I know it was offside, but goddamn how hilarious would it have been if Leipzig actually equalized

Reus would literally kill himself live on the field.

Someone pls post Tuchel mocking Hurenhüttl

>>74028627
this

i hope i can find a better stream next time

Ahahahahahahahahahaha
>rattenball
>shitpzig
>kekpzig
>schrottpzig
LAMAO

>>74028627
Would have caused an impressive amount of butthurt. Equaliser, after they've missed so many chances for the 2:0, and past the extra time given.

Good game though, beat Leipzig's B team convincingly.

>>74028637

Guess he mocked rather Hasenhüttel's entourage.

>>74028671
Du Hurensohn hast keine Ahnung von Fußball

>next match is Darmstadt - Dortmund

Predictions?

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hmmmm. dortmund better give MOTM to that linesman

>>74028688
1-1

>>74028688
0-2

>>74028689

You know how offside works, do you?

>>74028686
8 points though

>>74028688
1-0

>>74028689
>clear offside
Dude, do you even know how this works?

>>74028689
what are you talking about, that's offside

>>74028709
ye. i'm just saying they better give give it to the linesman because he saved their ass at the end after apparently trying theri hardest to make leipzing equalize . not saying he made a bad call

>>74028689

He was on. Screencap this.

>>74028711
Juckt mich nicht, bin nicht eine Erfolfsnutte wie du Fehlgeburt

Leipzig the moral victors tonight.

>>74028736
>implying

>>74028688
0-0

is there an english radio station that commentates bundesliga games

>>74028688
Haven't seen enough of Darmstadt under Frings. If they suck tomorrow, then it'll probably be a massacre for Dortmund.

>>74028689
Draw, as usual.

>Der BVB ist damit nun schon seit 30 Heimspielen ungeschlagen - Vereinsrekord weiter ausgebaut!

http://streamable.com/shi5q

KEK

>>74028792
BASED

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>>74028792
>http://streamable.com/shi5q
ebin :D

>>74028792
>dirtmund
>classy
pick UNO

>>74028792
someone make a webm out of this

even better if that someone would use another source, that russian TV logo is way too big

>>74028766
Hoping they get a cheeky tie against Frankfurt

>>74028761
how about this?
http://www.bundesliga.com/en/fanzone/bundesliga-radio/

>>74028822
checked. my question to you is what funny file name will you have?

>>74028792
Tuchel is such an autistic kid.

Then again the goal would've been completely undeserved.

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>>74028792

>>74028792
Can some screenshot Tuchel pls?

I really hope Uli and Kalle are smart enough to avoid even thinking about hiring Tuchel.

>panama
>puerto rico
>honduras
>colombia
>austria

>>74028827
dankeschön mein Freund

>>74028834
probably something like tuchel_banter.webm or keep_talking.webm or maybe tuchel_mocking_leipzig.webm

>>74028871
Tuchel games - the mocking joy

>>74028860
bitte

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>>74028871
hmm, the third one is pretty good but the second one has a good level of banter. I say you save it as keep_talking.webm
>>74028878
germans are so goddamn autistic lol

>>74027613
weird hand

>won
>still act like a child

>>74028891
yet your president is the autismlord himself

tuchel_mocking_leipz(...).webm

>>74028925
come on world war was so long ago

>>74028891
Thats not autistic, its creative.

my input to the whole webm name is tuchel_talking_tactics.webm btw.

tyske_trainer_thomas_turbo_tuchel_talks_tactics_to_the_team.webm

>all this autism

Bye

>>74029083
Seeya, sweetcheeks ;3

>>74029045
perfect

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>tfw had to miss second half

>>74029083
>missing the best part
??

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So who is going to be the next coach that is going to get fired? Schmidt? Ismael?

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you guys are shit at filenames

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>>74029681
big meat classes?

>>74029723
lel my bad, i meant

GROSSE FLEISCHIGE KLAUEN

i've a GROSSE FLEISCHKLASSE in my pants

>>74027551

>>74029915
there was a similar thread a few days ago

>>74029930
I believe it's FSB agents communicating through code.

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>>74029972
that's just taringa memes

>>74030082
what's a taringa?

>>74030082
>>74030105
Nevermind, I found it out myself. Always wondered how those were called.

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>>74030003

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Really bad game and I say this as a Dortmund customer. What we've played in the last 10 minutes was horrible football. Holding the ball caged near the corner is acceptable in fifa, but not in real football.

>>74029723
große fleischige klauen kyouko, große fleischige klauen

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I'm not Kyouko.

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>>74030344
and this is my penis. look, were both lying

dubs decide what we shall do with the drunken sailor

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uhm... I'm not lying. But I get mistaken for Kyouko for at least 3.5 years. There are a few anime autist here.

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>>74030388
>>74030400
So are we doing it the hard way?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIlT0wkW9Vg

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>>74030489
no

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>>74030593
11tegen11 does those meme maps better

>>74030503
mmmmhhhmmmm....

>Bürki is guest at the Feiertagsmagazin
>next game they dont conceade a goal

everytime

>>74030353
He's right

I am

>>74030806
hi

>>74030993
Hi

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>>74031028
Wow... Dortmund fans...

sometimes i cant fathom how people go on the streets and do these things but then i remember when i was in school and had many "friends" and was part of a lot of things without thinking too much about it and did "similar" "normie" things.
when you have a lot of "friends" and go out a lot and are occupied without having too much alone time you probably dont spend as much time on reflection and thinking

>>74031711
Hmm yes you are probably right.

>>74030593
based schopf>>74030715

>>74031569
What kind of English name is Rhind-Tutt?

>>74031711
It's quite the opposite for me desu famalesu. My friends help me to reflect my actions.

>>74031569
>Most ultras are self obsessed cunts
tell me something new

>>74031812
like those people making signs for demonstrations or something. i mean what the fuck, where do the even find those giant carboards ro write on
>"i will make a sign that says AGAINST MODERN CIVILIZATION and go outside with it. yes thats a good idea"

>>74031913
>where do the even find those giant carboards ro write on
It's called a Schreibwarengeschäft

>>74031913
People do some weird shit. Every single day in every single country people are etopped on the streets by camera crews and asked if they want to comment on something for tv and many of them accept it.

Sometimes I think I'm to smrt for the world

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>>74032014
>Sometimes I think I'm to smrt for the world
>to smrt

its two smarte you goddamn retard

>tfw when to intelligant for denmark

hehe

how often do you check the bitcoin price?

once a year

>>74032212
okay

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>>74032157
>buttcoin

enjoy your lost investment once the ZOG finds a way to regulate it and tax the heck out of it

>>74032157
every single minute

From Polizei NRW:

Es wurden insgesamt 28 Strafanzeigen wegen Verstößen gegen das Sprengstoffgesetz, Körperverletzung, gefährlicher Körperverletzung, Landfriedensbruch, Sachbeschädigung, Beleidigung, Widerstand sowie räuberischen Diebstahls gefertigt.

Im Rahmen der Anmarschphase kam es im Bereich der Strobelallee, in Höhe des Stadions Rote Erde, zu massivem Bewurf mit Steinen und Dosen auf vorbeigehende Anhänger des RB Leipzig durch Anhänger von Borussia Dortmund. In diesem Zusammenhang wurden 2 Polizeibeamte und 2 Polizeibeamtinnen sowie ein Diensthund verletzt.

Insgesamt konnte eine extreme Aggressivität und Gewaltbereitschaft der Dortmunder Anhängerschaft gegenüber den Gästen festgestellt werden. Diese richtete sich gegen jede als Leipzigfan erkennbare Person, egal, ob es sich um kleine Kinder, Frauen oder Familien handelte. Nur durch das sehr konsequente Einschreiten der Polizeibeamtinnen und -beamten unter Einsatz von Schlagstock und Pfefferspray konnten weitere Straftaten verhindert werden.

>>74032226
4/10 because you might not be serious and a lot of people can fall for it

>>74032229
okay

>>74032231
consumers on life support

YOU GOT A WAR FACE? LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE?

>first street sign captcha
>only one or two squares occupied with a street sign
>know damn well that even if i click on them and hit submit button the system will give me a new captcha to solve
its so frustrating

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>Es wurden insgesamt 28 Strafanzeigen wegen Verstößen gegen das Sprengstoffgesetz, Körperverletzung, gefährlicher Körperverletzung, Landfriedensbruch, Sachbeschädigung, Beleidigung, Widerstand sowie räuberischen Diebstahls gefertigt.
all me

>>74032254
looks like a drone from the thumbnail

>>74032273

Did Germans ever have to choose what street people are forced to live on before?

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>>74032273
>not having the captcha v1

sorry kiddo

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>>74032270

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>>74032270

>>74032307
>anime

trash

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>>74032270

night

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>>74032270

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>>74032329

>>74032303
New captcha is much better on tablets.

>>74032348
good night

>>74032372
what do you mean new captcha. the one you have to type 100% of the time all the time?

this is my last message, night

>>74032402
Well "new", pictures.

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>>74032372
zis is true. but tablet posting is no muy bien.

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watch me teleport

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This is really tasteless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Wi8Fv0AJA4

>>74032896
Yep

don't watch me teleport, I was let down

no, I'm still waiting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkdmOVejUlI

>>74032881
>not liking based Everton

>>74033279
Everton are my PL favourites due to John Merro.

>>74033040
he went to bed so I can't

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>>74033300
they are actually me PL faves too.

where would you rank based seamus among best right backs in europe?

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gonna find a comfy movie to watch

g'night gentlemen

>>74033347
La Grande Bellezza

>>74033327
Don't know man, I don't really watch football

>>74031569
Dortmund fan here, I dont doubt any of his claims for a second. They can be disgustingly prideful and disgustingly plebful.

>>74032350
Ey, that's Ribery!

Danish kicker Morten Andersen, all-time NFL points record holdet, has been admitted to the NFL Hall of Fame