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Enjoy 5th
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is arsenal the new liverpool?
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Dare I say, Coquelin is shit?
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Wilshere IN
Szczesny IN
Fabregas IN
Wenger OUT
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>>74022625
Everyone needs to leave.
I hope Arsenal stops existing, so I can be released from this curse.
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>>74022625
this is now an eternal laugh at arsenal thread
hahahahhaAHAHAHHAHAHA
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Anyone still WengerIn?
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Campbell recall when
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>>74022747
kek
2nd title with chelsea incoming
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This, let me get this straight, this is the team that CAN BEAT BAYERN?

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

*catches breath*


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*catches breath and reaches for big Mac*

>JIROO best UCL STRIKER bluh

>bellerin best RB in the world bluh

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>This year will be different bluh

>Walcott is the GOAT bluh

>Xhaka best winter transfer

>

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Guys what if
wait hol up
What if >our manager and the bulk of >our players are just not good enough to compete for the title?
Huh.
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>>74022747
our guy ;_;
he looked embarrassed when Cech gave him that goal
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Next year it will be 14 years since we won the league.

How long did it take for Liverpool to become "Liverpool" in terms of never winning the league? When did that meme start? Did it even take 14 years?

>tfw being an Arsenal
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>>74022866
Its the manager lad
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The club changed everything now since >muh stadium debt stopped working as an excuse.
The only constants now are Wenger and the fucking medical team. Both need to fuck off
OUT List:
Wenger
the medical team
<power gap>
Ramsey
Santi
Iwobi (on loan)
Coq (on the bench as second choice)
Mertesacker
Monreal (on the bench as second choice and get a new LB in since Gibbs doesn't hack it either)
Ox
Walcott
Campell
Wilshere (if he can't stay injury free after he comes back)
Gabriel
Cech
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If i hear any of you Arsenal niggers again saying something about fighting for the title...

Also i hope Alexis moves to Juve, and for free so you motherfuckers get relegated. Fuck you Arsenal.
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>this spellcaster deck

so much fun
>>74022913
still make me laugh when they were saying we were going to be like Bayern but a couple years later we're worried about paying the tea lady
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Didn't your team used to play quick, direct football like that once? HAHAHAHAHA.
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where is everyone? is there a bunker?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZ-C77qDzWk
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>>74022949
Since Alexis is blameless? He played like shit today.
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Can we talk about coq for one second ???

How can we respect a man that gets tossed by Hazard?

This is supposedly our DM FFS
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?
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>>74023103
We can't. He needs to leave.
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AHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHA
ARSENAL FUCCBOIS
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Lol we are so fucking deluded every single year. We have the worst fans on the planet and I'm an Arsenal fan.
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>>74023099

Alexis plays like shit because all the rest plays like shit and people expect him to solve all problems. I will never overrate Alexis and say hes near Messi for example. Hes a great player, but without support he cant do it. And the only one who could help him on the pitch -Ozil- plays one good game for 3-4 bad games.

If Alexis plays as midfielder no one scores, and if he plays as foward no one assists him. Hes fucked. Theres no reason for him to stay at Arsenal.
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>>74023161
Sure you are la
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member this crazy loyal polack ?
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F U C C B O I S
U
C
C
B
O
I
S
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Strootman for Coquelin
Wilshere for Cazorla/Xhaka
Scz for Cech
Fekir for Iwobi
Rodriquez for Monreal

fixed arsenal
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Is Coq elite?
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Don't tell me any of you idiots actually watched the match, I just woke up. I could have told you the scoreline without watching that shit. The positive of today is more angry aftv which is my favorite.
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>>74023162
>Alexis plays like shit because all the rest plays like shit and people expect him to solve all problems
What are you talking about? He was a poor decision after another today. That's on him.

>If Alexis plays as midfielder no one scores, and if he plays as foward no one assists him. Hes fucked
He practically disappeared when Welbeck and Giroud came in. You know who got the assist? Fucking Nacho Monreal, who was the only one pumping crosses today.

Alexis played like shit today. He's as guilty as all the other guys.
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>reminder

>>74023204
he's still only on loan
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Why do we rate Koscielny again?
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>>74023245
Arsenal could have the best players in the world in every position and they still wouldn't win the league or CL with Wenger as their manager.
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>people expect new signings to help
When the fuck will you realize that players aren't he problem? It starts with Wenger and the shitty, spineless culture at the club. Ronaldo/Messi/etc in their primes could be at Arsenal and the club still wouldn't win shit because it has a pussy mentality from top to bottom and it starts with Wenger. Until he is gone the club won't come close to winning the title.
>>74023312
He is getting old, holding is seen as his replacement I believe.
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Wenger is the french Redknapp at this point
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1. #Sczcback
2. Giroud is a sub and should contintue to be one
3. Chamberlain wasn't great but better than Ramjoke
4. Iwobi and Ozil should not play together, they are too similar. Iwobi is also being over played
5. Monreal must be replaced. Nice assist though
6. Must start looking for Sanchez replacement
7. Theo Walcott is back to being a lazy mess, must be dropped. It's embarrassing when pure garbage like Welbeck is starting to look better than him
8. Coquelin was either injured or he is not good enough defensively. Or both. Bench player.
9. Stick a fork in, Cech is done.
10. Wenger Out
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>Cech
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>>74023370
Agent cech strikes again, looks like mou/chelsea win again.
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>ARSENALFANTV THREAD MORE POPULAR THAN ARSE
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>>74023162
How can you blame Ozil he was involved in all the few changes arsenal created.
He is the least of this team's problems
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next year is your year
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>>74023438
Ozil is a Turkish fraud who needs to fuck off from the club ASAP.
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>>74021746
>>74021746
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>>74022949
i hope he goes too because he is trash
>muh workrate
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We're not selling Coq. Every Arsenal fan loves Coq.
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The problem is thinking we have a chance at the league every year. We have a mediocre squad.
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>>74023517
b-but ozil assist king!!
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>>74023517
bait
no one thinks we have a chance at the league
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Alexis is the most overrated player in the world

>>74023555
Then why are fans complaining about being out of the title race you muppet
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>>74023517
Only delusional retards thought that
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Where are the Cesc fanboys now? Did you enjoy his smug, fat face when he scored?
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Can't wait for the angry DT and Troopz rants.
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So, who's coming after Wenger leaves?
I think Howe.
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>>74023597
yup, any blow against wenger is a good one. Ex-players shitting on the club just reinforces the fact that he is a soft poofta.
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>Robbie's already got the vids up
This cunt is shameless.
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0 - Arsenal haven't won any of their last 10 Premier League away games vs the other teams currently in the top six (W0 D5 L5). Intimidation.

This is why we'll never win anything

will also lose away to Southampton, WBA, Liverpool, Spurs


>>74023597
the player who wanted to come back but wenger rejected him?
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>>74023603
If it's Howe then the club is fucking dead and I hope everyone enjoys midtable mediocrity for years to come.
Also, there is one(1) midfielder at the club that can do what Santi does, but he was loaned out this season WITHOUT AN OPTION TO BRING BACK. Yes, while fucking RAMSEY was kept, Jack got loaned out.
>>74023666
Fucking this.
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>>74023666
b-b-but it's just the manager

coquelin is the best dm in the world la
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>that performance
>mfw
cech out, wenger out
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big andy IN
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>>74023759
he would at least improve under a better manager and midfield partner

instead he gets Wenger, Ramsey, Ox and Xhaka
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Claude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aK_JNxvHRM
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>>74023792
he'd improve from shit to slightly less shit but still shit
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>https://twitter.com/Cjukes26/status/827899152487108608

>TY
Fuck me.
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what happened to that AFTV stabbing on Tuesday?
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>>74023810
>this smug ginger fuck
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>>74023438
For every "chance" he creates, he gives up possession 5 times. He plays one good game a month and is utter dog shite for the rest.
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>>74023821
>manlets
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Which retard still enjoys Wenger as manager?
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Seriously, I'm fairly certain Arsenal having been playing the same season for 5+ years.

The story line is always the same, the only thing left now is exiting the champions league in the first knockout stage and going on a heroic end of season run that sees them finish above Tottenham.
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>Ozil actually played today
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>no matter how shit Arsenal play Giroud still gets a goal every 90 minutes
>people still hate him
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>>74023649
>One of his videos has that app logo as the intro instead of arsenals

Kek
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Chelsea play a different system than the other teams.
Why didn't Wenger adapt the team to that?
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>akbs get BTFO yet again
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Why didn't Giroud do his little Scorpio celebration this time? AKB dogs told me in great detail it's justified regardless of the scoreline :)
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>>74024110
Ground Hog day
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Not even gonna lie lads I hope we finish below spurs to see Wenger and his minions have nothing to defend him with
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>>74024362
I suggested this earlier but some Indian fuck told me it's hard to change the formation on the whim and that this isn't FIFA.
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>coqsuckers get BTFO yet again

pic related >>74024410
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>playing the Journey on FIFA
>join Bournemouth instead of Arsenal because Wenger OUT
>Bournemouth sign Harry Kane

thought this was supposed to be realistic
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>>74024490
Great image of Fabregas. Who is the artist?
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>>74024490
finishing below spurs won't change shit
need to be out of the top 4 otherwise he'll stay forever
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkV4G2_ll2s
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>>74024911
Eh finishing above spurs was the only thing the akbs had to defend wenger last season. But seeing him fail at the other only thing he is good at would be also nice and give nothing to defend the man

>>74024849
Fabregas wishes he had that hairline
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>>74024811
Kane signs for whatever club you pick. Wonder what happens if you just join Spuds.
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>>74024811
your team signs harry kane regardless me thinks
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>>74024971
If you pick Spurs or Arsenal you sign Di Maria
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>>74024971
If u pick Arsenal or Spurs they sign Di Maria since it's "unrealistic" that spurs would sell to Arsenal
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Chambers is unironically out best CB this season
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So who do you guys want to replace Wenger?
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>>74025438
Allegri
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Spurs confirmed for 2nd

Nice of Liverpool to do an arsenal anyway
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>>74025438
Realistic options
Allegri
Koeman
Blanc
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Well, that was fun, lads. See you next year for the next Sisyphean struggle to win the title.
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>>74025438
Marco Silva
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Is Heynecks available?
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>Lukaku in God mode
Nothing better than seeing a big, strong black lad just dominate everyone else on the pitch. Heavenly feel.
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>>74025531
>>74025614
Redpill me on Max Allegri
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remember when Arsenal beat chelsea 3-0 and conte changed his tactics to rape the league
Wenger can never do that
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ft61CmMpJ10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a45HNZdn55s
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>>74026299
based dt
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>"Starting Welbeck and Giroud would have won us the game!"
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How can one referee be so shit
>no foul for a criminal tackle on bellerin
>3 blatant professional fouls from behind by Kante apparently not worth a yellow
>2 clear professional fouls by moses (elbow to the face once) not worth a yellow
>not giving yellow for 2 tackles from behind by Matič
>Mustafi instant yellow for one profesisonal foul
How much was Atkinson paid by Abramovič?
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>>74026632
lol
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>>74026299
How is DT is fucking based?
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>@johncrossmirror thinks Arsene Wenger will 'probably' sign a new two year deal.
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>oxlade-chamberlain vs matic/kante
why wenger though it was a good idea?
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Is Cech really a Chelsea/Mourinho/Zionist agent?
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>>74026737
as great as Wenger is and as much as he deserves to go out on a high / win one more premiership, this season and last season factually prove that he has not got what it takes anymore

last season was the weakest in the premier league in years, and while we ended up second I feel people have to be reminded that we got second only due to a ridiculous spurs collapse with the team doing little to actually achieve the position
this year is more competitive at the top sure, but after the squad investments and all the money spent in '15 and '16, Wenger should have a squad capable to challenge in both the PL and CL. And here we are again, out of the title race in February (lost it in Dec imo) and most expecting not to get through Bayern in the CL.
So it comes down to 2 things: either this squad is not capable of challenging for anything, or the manager is not capable of guiding the squad. Unfortunately the former comes down to the manager as well since he controls squad investment
So why are we going to give him another contract?
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>>74025700
he's retired. don't think he's ever returning to coaching.

also i don't think he even speaks english. good fucking coach though.
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>>74025700
I've wanted Heynckes for years
That Bayern team he did the triple with played some of the best, fun, nicest looking footy I've ever seen
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>>74026737
fuck me
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>>74022625
>wearing shoes over the carpet
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>>74026922
Because Arsenal is a business first and a football club in a distant second. Unless Wenger fails spectacularly he's 100% getting an extension this summer.
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If wenger signs a new deal I won't watch another match till he is gone, I didn't watch today and I won't watch the rest of the season.
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>>74025531
>>74026168
Shit. Won't change anything. Is nothing compared to Conte, lucked to a Scudetto at Milan thanks to Zlatan-magic, then Milan got progessively worse with him unable to steer the SHEEEYUP, then he got sacked, then he went to Juventus, lucked to a CL-final and winning the Scudetto several times in a one-team league. Nearly bottled one of them too.


Oh and he lost to Tottenham in the last 16 of the Champions League. With Ibrahimovic and Thiago Silva.
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>>74026667
Being an alpha male
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>>74026299
>That smug, subhuman nigger behind DT
Rage fueling.
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https://twitter.com/ChrisWheatley_/status/827886873897029632
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Wenger turned me into a weeb
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCbDS8Hsl-Y

Jason Cundy from talkSPORT.
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>>74027372
>Wenger has a body-pillow of the Champions League trophy
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>>74027363
Ozil IN

Wenger OUT
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Claude's video :(
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DT is always right
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>'Now I'm going to go to my empty home Robbie, eat a cold can of beans and wank off in a sock'
What did he mean by this?
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>ozil and Sanchez are both gone in the summer
>mfw when Wenger stays another year
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>>74027716
>ozil and Sanchez are both gone in the summer

At this point in time, if they keep demanding a ridiculous contract then they really can just go. They're the 2 players who should be performing in spite of the rest of the team.
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>>74027716
Can't wait for Sanshit to fuck off. He can statpad for PSG in France and try to delude himself that it's hard work.
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>>74027710
means he's not homeless anymore
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>>74027759
Well I wouldn't go that far, but he is ridiculously inconsistent and the last 2 games he's been dire.
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Have there been any managers who got assassinated? I'm just worried that it would come to that.
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WENGER OUT
ARSENAL FC NOT ARSENE FC
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>>74027710
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>>74027239
Still better than Wenger

He rebuilt Juventus after losing 3 key players in one summer
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Problem with Sanchez he thinks he's Ronaldo and Wonga is happy enough to play along the spinless cunt. He can't win these big games by himself so he should get the idea of being above thanking fans outside of his head. Storming off when everyone else is doing their part, what is he thinking?
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Alexis needs to be rested when giroud starts up top
Wasted out wide

Cech is finished, come home Scz
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>>74027788
I wish it would.

>>74028028
Nah, Alexis needs to play right wing and stay on that side.
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>>74028047
>I wish it would.
But then nobody would want to manage us.
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>>74028047
So who should play CF
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Wenger ruining his legacy week by week

stop it.
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>>74028088
You either die an AKB or live long enough to become a WOB

It's very satisfying seeing people turn against him over the years that were his biggest defenders
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>>74028086
Giroud until we sign someone better.
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>>74028065
I would.
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>>74028146
Saying Arsene Knows Best is elevating him from human status.

I've never done that unironically, only to fish (You)s.
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>>74028150
>>74028150
>ruin Alexis and Wear out giroud
Genius
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Did they interview even interview Ty?
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>>74028348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwcVn7e4CAA
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>>74028420
What does it take to break him?
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After more than 20 years at Arsenal, Wenger has converged to a level where every year, Arsenal go out in the round of 16 in the champions league, finish 2-4 in the league and make the occasional cup run.
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>>74028452
When Wenger finally fucks off
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You know the purgatory scene in In Bruges? If it was made today, it would have been Arsenal and not spurs in there.
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agent kek - Kelechi
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>>74024985
Depends on your position. i played Arsenal as a winger and the team signed Di Maria.
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Why are you an Arsenak customer?
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>>74028794
Nah, I'm a winger at Bournemouth too but they still signed Kane.
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>mfw Wenger finally fucks off and Arsenal win the league
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>>74027996
Tevez wasn't that hard to replace and Juventus overall is stacked enough to take that blow and still win the league because they have a great defence and they had Pogba and Marchisio on that midfield still. And then Marchisio got injured and he nearly lost the league.
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>>74027710
did he really say that?

why is Robbie only interviewing the most pathetic of people lel
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ARSEKEKS BTFO YET AGAIN
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>>74028993
Ha that's a cute doggo
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Ozil is such a huge joke. People called him better than Iniesta. KEK
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What if Wenger and the players are deliberately being shit so that the plastic fans leave, the club stops making as much revenue and the yank owners abandon the club?
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>>74029253
What if the players are just weak and thus play like shit?
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can we have da ox and alexis?
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>>74029629
only if you give us raheem and jesus
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so Lukaku then lads?
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>>74029689
how about you can have clichy and nasri back?
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>>74029781
you wish
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>>74029788
make it sagna and kompany and we've got a deal
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>>74029811
damn you drive a hard bargain
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>>74029816
I actually miss seeing kompany play, he was so GOAT before all the injuries
I love the guy desu
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>>74029836
yeah he's been such a huge loss but he's back now
really hope he get a good run of games under his belt without dying again
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That Hazard goal is the new >6-0
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http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11670/10756715/alex-oxlade-chamberlain-accidentally-fuels-calls-for-arsene-wengers-sacking

IS HE /OURGUY/?
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>>74029781
That would be a step down at this point
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>>74029629
Give Brownie and you can have Alexis
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>>74029889
>Accident
>Implying Ox doesn't suffer and watch every AFTV interview
kek
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Did anyone see a Chelsea fan take TY's hat?

Top bants desu
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>>74029901
but then we would only have 1 dutch speaking player left :(
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>>74023457
>filename

Kek
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YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU KNOW WHAT? I AM SICK OF THIS SHIT.

How the fuck can anyone defend Petr Kek & Shitzil's "performances"?
Every goal is "oh that was poor from the defender there" ever game the midfield gets dominated it's "oh fuck off ramshit,coq, iwobi, xhaka, elneny, whatever else we trot out at midfielder" when they have to do 2x the work of most midfields just to be halfway functional. i don't give a fuck how much he "creates" if we lose all stability in the middle with him there.

Look at all the top sides?
Bayern? Thiago, Javi Martinez, Vidal
PSG? Motta, Veratti, Rabiot/Matuidi
Barca? Rakitic, Busquets, Iniesta
Real? Casemeiro, Modric/Isco, Kroos

THERE IS NO ROOM FOR LAZY #10s

Cech is washed up, Ospenis is a manlet, Poland is unprofessional, Emi martinez is shit, Macy and the yoof keepers are an embarrassment

I'm sick of this shit. Wenger and his "beautiful" football needs to go. Bring in the Monaco coach who knows how to fucking defend tactically & attack ruthlessly
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>>74027239
Milan was going to shit and selling players while he was there, what the fuck did you expect Allegri to do?

Right now Juventus are one of the best teams in the world and made it to a UCL final despite being underdogs against Halal.
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There's really not enough noise being made about Cech's pass to Cesc. I've been thinking about it for hours and still can't figure out what he was trying to do. Watching it back doesn't help at all.
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>>74030052
Cech went full poland
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>>74030076
Our guy Szczesny has never done anything as bad as that. Even when he completely lost his head against Southampton. You could at least see what he wanted to do and could understand the thinking behind it, even if it was stupid.
But this Cech one is just incomprehensible.
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>>74030113
I was referring to Flappy
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>>74030127
Can't remember him ever fucking up passes. All his problems were caused by his hands.
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>tfw burnt my tongue on a pot noodle

can this day get any worse
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jc9RE4ephyE
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>>74030127
see>>74030186
if were talking about while wearing the shirt then it'd be Cech unless almunia has something in there
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>>74030179
Yes. The bowl cancer that'll follow eating that pot noodle, lad.
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>>74030008
>Milan was going to shit and selling players while he was there, what the fuck did you expect Allegri to do?
I don't know, how about not allowing fucking Andrea Pirlo to join fucking Juventus on a fucking free that fucking kickstarted their current fucking Scudetto-streak they got going on?
Can't talk to me about Wenger Out and then wanting to bring Allegri in at the same time. Two peas in a pod, only one is a legend who isn't as good as he once was and the other is a never-was scruffy little pizza-baking Vespa-cunt from Livorno who got sacked because he was starting to fight relegation with Milan in a period where every Italian team not named Juventus was group stage Europa League-max. And then he takes over at Juventus, living off Conte's work and wins a Scudetto or three. Nice and all that, but have some ambition for the position of Wenger's successor lmao
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>>74030008
>Right now Juventus are one of the best teams in the world
Because of Conte
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FFS I wasn't able to watch the game today but I just saw Hazard's goal and now the rest of my weekend is ruined
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Lads, don't watch MOTD. They took off the belt and spanked the fuck out of the lazy poofs.

If you enjoy pain:
http://streamable.com/2cknf
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Press F to pay your respects and wish him a fast recovery, he suffered brain damage and Wonga said he doesn't even remember the result the game ended with.

Foking Chelski Ruski scum trying to kill our players.
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Let's just remember how good we were in September when we beat Chelsea 3-0, and forget about the present and the future

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOZk6pxDk9I
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No need to discuss Wenger's replacement. Arsenal next manager is gonna be Howe. That's the reason Jack went to Bournemouth instead of Italy. You're getting Howe and you are gonna like it.
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>>74022684
Luckily Liverpool is still Liverpool
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Wenger should resign, I would at this point
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>>74037536
And give up your 8million pounds per year? You're crazy
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>>74036884
this is actually quite depressing to watch cause it just makes me wonder where this team is at now? the performances lately have been so shit, and today it just seemed like no one gave a shit
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>>74037057
Fuck Howe, meme british cunt
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Honest question, why did Arsenal buy Welbeck?
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>>74039711
Because Wenger thought he was getting the next Henry
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>>74036884
>.png
Literally why, it doesn't improve a photo and your screenshot is not even HD
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>>74039711
maybe Wenger thinks buying a bunch of mediocre strikers will equal out to one elite striker
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*gets scored on*
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is coquelin, dare i say it, SHIT????????????
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Just came in to remind you that your supposed SENIOR DEFENSIVE midfielder got twisted like a twizzler by a Belgian manlet.


How can anyone respect this man
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>>74043874
THIS

>>74043874
>>74043874
>>74043874
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>>74043855
>>74043874
I REALLLY REALLY hope the Coq is good meme dies now.

Fans are blinded by his apparent passion but as a player he is no more than an average DM.
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>>74035383
Damn that Ozil and Sanchez one is straight up fucking embarrassing
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>tfw you remember that in nearly every loss this season the opposition team didn't even play that well, it was just Arsenal being completely below average
I don't care who replaces Wenger anymore. Just bring in someone new. If he gets another two year extension I'm done with the club.
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>>74043995
Pretty sure he is already offered the extension. Baring a drop out of top 4, the offer will stand. It is up to Wenger to sign it or not.
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>>74044008
fans gotta pressure him more into leaving but sadly that won't happen
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>>74027716
>ozil and Sanchez leave
>arsenal miraculously come 3rd with the same squad
>Wenger says "we have a solid foundation to challenge for a next season"
>scrape for fourth again and system repeats
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>>74044350
top coq
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I-is he ok
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>>74043855
>>74043874
>>74043899
>>74044350
I can't defend Coquelin anymore. He and the squad got exposed hard as not being title-winning quality.
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>goobriel at rb for at least the rest of the month
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Feeling pretty optimistic lads
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>wenger offered 2 year extension

The ride never ends
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>>74044757
He was always going to be offered a new contract unless he got the club relegated (which was never going to happen). The decision is whether Wenger signs the new contract and I honestly don't think he will. He probably got a confidence boost after the FA Cup victory in 2014 and the fact that Ferguson retired. But these last three years must have destroyed any pride that Wenger had so I can't see him signing another contract.
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http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11670/10756715/alex-oxlade-chamberlain-accidentally-fuels-calls-for-arsene-wengers-sacking


wtf i love ox now
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>>74044881
>I don't think Wenger will sign a £8mi/year contract

m8 as long as he has the health for it, he'll coach, and managing arsenal is always going to be the best deal for him
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>>74031469
>not allowing fucking Andrea Pirlo to join fucking Juventus
his contract expired
wenger on the other hand sold van persie despite him having another year left (his last good one too)
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>>74045010
This coupled with the fact that we know he has little to no life outside of football. All signs point to him signing.
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>>74043874
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>>74045013
>his contract expired
Well, don't let it expire. I think Pirlo might have wanted to extend and they didn't want him to. Even if that wasn't the case, Milan still didn't think enough of them to tie him up.
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Didn't Allegri manage with Milan to beat Barcelona (albeit in 2013) and also rape Arsenal 4-0 (if that is an achievement) to add to his CL final? Boy's got some European/big game pedigree and not all with Juventus.
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Whats his engame?
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>>74045153
>move to City
>win Premier Eagle
>retire to Chile with doggos
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>>74044350
a player twirls like that to create an interdimensional vortex that sucks in the opposing player. it obviously didn't work that time.
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>>74045127
They spilled their spaghetti in the 2nd leg against Barcelona

Not that many teams would win in Camp Nou but it was quite bad
>>
Did anyone actually fall for the "Koscielny is an elite defender" meme?
>>
Wenger IN
>>
>spins 360 degrees and falls over
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>>74045622
see >>74045209
>>
Francis Coquelin gave us a great 5 months but so did Marouane Chamakh. Has to be a squad player at best for us going forward.
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>>74045885
No he fucking didn't, he's always been a shit Charlton reject.
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So why hasn't Wenger been asssinated yet?
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>>74045885
This!

Never believed in that meme


It was because we didn't have a DM for years and when he came along we were like WoooooooooooW

but he honestly isn't good enough

>>74045958
the Muslims that are Arsenal fans are weak when it comes to football responsibilities
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>>74046297
based jewmaican

although you never backed me up when the coqsuckers argued with me
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>>74046627
you were probably being racist
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>>74046663
nope
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>>74022913
Ah yes let's just gut the entire team and start again in one summer that's definitely gonna work and not cause tons of long term problems that would take years to fix and could condemn us to eternal mediocrity.

And by mediocrity I don't mean the shitshow we're dealing with right now, I mean we'll become purely mediocre. Something like West Bromwich Albion is now.
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Must be nice to have a player like Jesus
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>flappyhandski
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And with that we're back to 4th.
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>>74047482
hope Everton go on a run and overtake us too, they're not that far behind us now
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>>74046663
what are you up to in book 4 lad
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If Xhaka did what Mata just did he'd get a red

>>74048491
I haven't read since friday

i'll do so tonight, been playing a lot of yu gi oh lately, i stopped reading when it was a Egwene chapter

I'll suffer through it tonight
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>>74048581
fuck xhaka he's shit
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remember when Mikhitaryan was in the bag?
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>>74048796
Remember when we bid for Vardy?
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Think I'm /hemmerhoid/ lads

How long does it last
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>>74048896
forever
had mine for years desu
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>>74048896
wipe with wet wipes and put some cream on it m8. should be over in a couple of days.
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welp, looks like this could finally be the year we finish outside the top 4. It's been a long time coming, frankly I'm looking forward to us playing in eastern european backwaters next season desu. It makes a welcome break from perpetual ro16 exit in the CL, and we might fucking win something for once
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>>74048896
thought that shit lasts your whole life
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I've got a burning itchy tingle on the anus, pretty sure that's a hemmerhoid innit?
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>>74048998
no chance >we win EL. we'd get knocked out by one of the teams dropping down from the CL.
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Imagine if Ozil was in the position Mkhitaryan was in there, ie 50 yards from goal, a few yards ahead of the nearest defender. Would he power through on goal and score? Nope, he'd fucking dribble a few yards, realize he's probably the least athletic player in the league since Arshavin and dally and lose the ball
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>>74049036
who? as long as none of the big sides drop out surprisingly we'd have a good chance. There's not that many good sides in the EL
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>>74049045
Arshavin would have done the same thing Mikhi did though tbf
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> “Opinions are divided on [Arsene Wenger],” Forlan wrote in The National.

> “It’s quite sad because he’s a brilliant football manager, but something is not working there.

> “They can’t carry on without being serious title contenders until Wenger decides to quit.

> “When Arsenal are talked about as title contenders, people actually laugh because they can’t see it happening.”
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>>74049081
Brendan Rodger's Invincibles would knock us out.
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>>74049036
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016%E2%80%9317_UEFA_Europa_League#Knockout_phase

Manure and Tottenham aside, we'd be the best club in there this season
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>>74049112
>he’s a brilliant football manager
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>>74049081
wenger would never play the best XI and with the classic EPL mentality of not taking the EL seriously we'd get knocked out by a villarreal. why do you think outside of liverpool last season never come close?
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>>74049168
>Wenger drops Ozil (if he's still here), Walnut, Iwogbi and Coquelin
>we start winning again

at this point our non-starters are better than the first XI. You must realise this anon
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>>74049216
I get what you're trying to say but you're not realising just how fucking shit our bench players are.
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Hello arse! Dont be mad about this, its just a football Match, lol!. Bye bye!
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>>74048581
perrin gets completely cucked this book and stays that way for like the next 8

mat becomes one of the best characters of any fantasy series tho so its worth it
>>
bye bye
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>>74049216
fair enough but the difference is mentality. smaller clubs in the el will be up for it and we can easily get caught out playing with a second-string side that lacks motivation and underestimates opposition. we've fucking lost to olympiacos and dinamo zagreb because of this, plus nearly lost to ludogorets. not to mention getting knocked out by monaco.
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imagine if Lesta get relegated but win the CL
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>>74049112
>> “When Arsenal are talked about as title contenders, people actually laugh because they can’t see it happening.”
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Sampaoli > Wenger

They have a similar style, but Sampaoli can actually bring good results against great teams.
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>>74049527
Sampaoli WHEN??? might make Sanchez stay too desu
>>
aguero when
>>
How can anyone be Wenger In anymore? It's fucking diabolical now. Honestly, I'd rather drop out of the CL places for a few seasons with someone like Allegri or Simeone.
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>>74049706
this

3 leagues and 0 UCLs in 21 years
>>
https://twitter.com/CheIseaJames/status/828283233477476353

>Spurs fans
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>>74049738
Wow, actually thinking about it now. We've had atleast 14 seasons without a trophy in total. How the fuck does the board allow this?
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>>74049771
18 individual seasons without a major trophy

inb4 FA Cup
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>>74049900
bore off sunshine
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>>74036884
>cazorla and Xhaka dominated the midfield
>Ozil gave a shit
>sanchez gave a shit
>Cech didn't have to face any relevant danger
>Bellerin and Walcott wrecking that left wing
>Cuckelin getting injured before he ruined the match for us
>Iwobi was good again.

Not much else to note=
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>Wenger has been offered a contract extension

HOWLING
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>>74050151
Absolutely hilarious.
>>
There's really no point in wanting Wenger to get sacked now. The painful truth is that he should have been turfed out at least 6 years ago. Now we may as well wait until he retires.
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>>74050151
source
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>http://www.football365.com/news/wenger-has-turned-arsenal-into-laughing-stock-forlan

kek
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Robbie had his car broken into after the game.

There's no punchline, this actually happened.
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>>74050255
During him filming the videos I heard
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>>74050250
didn't he flop at United 10-15 years ago?
>>
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>>74050497
two of the most overrated "rising" stars in their professions
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>>74050693
Who is she? An actress?
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>>74050693
>implying that anybody rates Ox
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>>74050731
Perrie Edwards, singer. Previously Curried by Zayn, now she's being Mullattoed.
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>>74050731
the Alexander Mark David Oxlade-Chamberlain of pop.
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When's the last time you cried, /arse/?
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>>74051242
i cried last night when i saw my girlfriend fucking a another woman with a strap on in her apartment. and proclaiming she's now a lesbian
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>>74051242
when my father died
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>>74051515
>girlfriend
meant to say now ex-gf
>>
Is TY the most delusional retard of all time?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dw10Cyq1Tr4
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>>74051515
that sounds made up to me

>>74051541

im sorry, pierre.
>>
>>74051546
>>74051515
Hahahaha you fucking loser

Obviously don't know how to give a girl a good dicking
>>
>>74051575
>>74051565
it was made up, I don't have a gf
>>
>>74051588

me neither to be desu but at least you got those dubs
>>
>>74051588
I am very pleased to hear that, mate

>>74051541
R.I.P Papa Pierre
>>
http://www.givemesport.com/978465-alex-oxladechamberlain-likes-arsene-wenger-post-on-twitter-after-chelsea-loss

Alex Ox-Chamberlain @Alex_OxChambo 4 feb.
Más
I didn't mean to like that post earlier obviously... Didn't even realise I had!
>>
Alright but on a serious note, can we get Monaco's manager Jardim or Napoli's Sarri?
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>>74051710
just say jardim or sarri
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"The league is not over.

Arsene Wenger is the best manager in the Premier League, and if the best footballing team won the league every year, Arsenal would have won it 20 years in a row.

Chelsea are a tinpot club who owe Roman Abramovich £1.2bn. They have already peaked this season and are not as good as everyone is making out.

They’ve also benefited significantly from not being in Europe this season (we’ve played eight more games than them).

There’s still a lot to play for and in Alexis Sanchez we’ve got the best player in Europe who’ll hopefully tear Chelsea apart on Saturday.

We’ve scored a huge amount of away goals this season – 27 in 11 league away games, averaging 2.45 per game.

And that trend has also been followed in other competitions too. David Luiz will not know what’s hit him this weekend."
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>>74050497
Thought everyone thought he was the gay PL player.
>>
>>74051623
They usually call their fathers\grandfather's pepe but uh yeah. You know where we are.
>>
>>74051866

>not Calum
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>>74051866
Nah, that's Zaha
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>>74051900

Zaha blacked >moyes daughter
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>>74051799
Reminder that Arsenal are unironically richer than Chelsea
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>>74051959
Explain this
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>>74052140
>>74052169

Cannot. I yield.
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So did Wenger say why Lucas didn't even get a place on the bench?
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>>74029988
>THERE IS NO ROOM FOR LAZY #10s
Thank you, I don't know why this isn't a bigger talking point. You just know if Shitzil fucks off everyone will be demanding we throw Madrid more money for James..
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>>74052476
I'd rather spend it on Isco.
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>>74052601
Same but I doubt he wants to leave. He may not be first choice but Madrid are so bad with injuries it would make Arsene blush, even Nacho gets decent gametime.
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>signing players
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>>74052894
No, wenger shouldn't get anymore money
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>>74052735
he refused an extension recently
>>
I remember when I used to make fun of/hate on dybalafag. I feel a bit silly about that now
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>>74053060
Isco/Jack back would be nice. Jack should be Santi's replacement next season.
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>>74053061
I am the dybala guy. I don't even bother posting goats because people got mad
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>>74053180
I disagree w/ how you post about them, but you were undoubtedly right about how good he would become.
>>
>>74053060
Every player rejects new contracts until it's nice and fat. And I'd rather not get my hopes up.
>>
>>74053274
>giving wenger any money for signings
>>
>>74053242
Well I was wrong about Stocker, but generally my picks have been legit handsome and good/goat
>>
>>74053180
I think it was because of how gay you were desu
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>>74053864
>because of how gay you were desu
>Says the white manlet obsessed with black culture and interracial porn
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>>74053180
>I don't even bother posting goats because people got mad
that's exactly why you kept posting them for so long
everyone here hated you
>>
lelneny btfo
based cameroon
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>>74054301
Even if any of that were true it wouldn't make me homo

>>74054569
>>74054569
>based cameroon
this desu
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>>74054398
it wasn't fun after they became unsignable
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Wew lad
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>>74054719
>>74054719
Wish I had the patience to go through that to find the one Finnish person who liked that post
>>
>>74054719
Mental how relevant AFTV is.
>>
>>74054923
Robbie is on talkSPORT all the time.
>>
>>74055012
>tfw you use to listen to them after school back in the day

thought they were great until I realised how right wing they were truly...
>>
>>74055012
Really? Don't listen to the radio anymore desu. Do they say 'Robbie from AFTV' when he phones in?
>>
>>74054879
do it
>>
>>74055080
I rarely listen but I've never really picked up any politics from it, LBC is where the right-wing is most obvious.

>>74055093
Yeah.
https://soundcloud.com/talksport/robbie-the-host-of-arsenal-fan-tvs-sports-bar-rap
>>
>>74055178
Gave up, just found a racist Norwegian guy and a nice Swedish lad
>>
>>74054923
People love to laugh at Arsenal fans
>>
We should sign Chiellini.
>>
>>74055178
>Mohammed Yahya Ahmed
found you bitch
>>
>>74055339
Really wish all the paki bandwagoners would fuck off and die desu.
>>
>>74050417

he also won a golden boot at Villarreal, and won UEFA titles at Atletico, a 4th place at the WC and a Copa America
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>>74055270
Yeah good idea! I'd take Lewandoski whilst we're at it, Vidal maybe? What about Reus? Rakitic?

What other top-level footballers can we get that would never come to a club like Arsenal who have no chance of winning anything anymore?
>>
someone kill me so i don't have to go to work tomorrow pls
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>>74056233

can we kill eachother?

losing most of my reason to live
>>
>>74052413
he's the new Campbell
just like Holdiing is the new Chambers
and Cazorla the new Arteta
>>
where can I download DT's music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtJDQIdm0Xg&t=63s
>>
Allegri when

Apart from the back 3 and Buffoon he has replaced and improved the rest of Juventus
>>
>>74056808
there's never been a reason to live
>>
>>74057044
You might get laid?
>>
>>74057149
lost my virginity this year and it was really just shit
staying in the comfort of my room and fapping to hentai manga is infinitely preferable
>>
>>74057263
>lost my virginity this year

lol

But nahh maybe the girl you were with was just shit. I used to think the same until I got with my current gf
>>
Lads, got a date for the first time in about 8 months.

Taking this hot Arab girl to the cinema, how drink should I get to calm my nerves?
>>
>>74057403
i'm just not that interested in it to be honest m8
>>
>>74057438
lol you sound like me from a year ago
>>
>>74057493
we're nothing alike don't worry
>>
>>74057437
Not beer whatever you do
>>
Arsenal
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>>74045013
Well aware.

Pirlo's contract expired because Allegri started benching him and then felt he was too washed up to get a new contract. He instead loaned Aquilani from Liverpool and started playing Nocerino a lot too. Basically the dumbest move ever and it broke Zlatan's 8-year run of winning the domestic league title. That's what I forgot. He still had Zlatan and Silva at Milan. And he bottled the league title to Juventus with like 5 games to go.

It's also not a comparison between Wenger and Allegri. It's showing that you won't get anywhere with Allegri and that calls for him because of Wenger's shortcomings are dumb af.
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>>74045127
Milan literally destroyed the pitch Mourinho-style 2.0 to win the home game and then Barcelona killed them at home as expected.

And he was a Van Persie-chip away from being the first manager to bottle a 4-0 lead in an European Cup-tie.
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WENGER OUT
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Reminder that the fanbase won't magicially reunite when Wenger leaves because they'll be divided on who to get in to replace him.
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>>74051866
Perrie is the Olivia Munn to the Aaron Rodgers that is The Ox.
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>EPL BTFO

Today is AMERICA'S DAY
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>>74058437

We all want Brendan or Moyes lad
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>>74045078
The funny thing is that the dribble isn't that good either, he looks slow as fuck and somehow, thats enough for coquelin to fucking twist on the air. What a joke.
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Reminder to keep /arse/ alive during the memebowl
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>>74063984
I'm trying to watch it. First time ever watching this sport, fucking hell it's shit int it?
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>>74063984

I've got you lad
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>>74064070

I went to school with a guy on New England but I hate them too much to root for them
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>>74064237
I don't even know how to root for someone, they're just chucking the ball about and running in the middle of the pitch, what the fuck is this?
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>>74064561

If you'd like me to answer any questions I'd be happy too anon :3
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>>74064697
Honestly mate I don't even know what questions to ask, I don't know how to begin understanding

Thanks though Amerifriend
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>>74064070
Yup watching it is boring especially with all the commercial but playing it is lots of fun.
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>>74064835

Here's a brief rundown that may help

>offensive team has 4 plays or 'downs' to move the ball ten yards; if they do- they get a fresh downs. That's why you'll see 1st and 10 or say 3rd and 3

>six points for a touchdown, three for a field goal kick
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>>74064070
It is very start-stoppy. You do get used to it, if you can be bothered to watch it more than once that is.
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>>74065310
Forgot 1 extra point for a conversion and 2 extra for playing the ball into the endzone after a touchdown
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>>74065310
Nahh don't understand the downs thing. Scoring makes sense at least, not that there's been much of that going on tonight amirite
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>>74065740

The yellow stripe on the pitch shows you how far they need to advance; if they don't get near it they will kick away and concede the ball on their 4th down
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>>74065740
4 attempts to get 10 yards
if you don't get the necessary 10 yards within 3 attempts, you can opt to punt (kick the ball to the other team), kick a field goal (kick the ball between the 2 poles), or go for it and try and get the remaining yards needed to pass 10 yards.
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>>74065911
So if they get past the yellow line, the next play starts from the point the last one ended at?

And why did they just stop then? Red guys were about to win some points weren't they? then all the ref fellas ran onto the pitch!

Maybe this isn't for me
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>>74066118
correct

refs ran on because the white team called a timeout
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>>74066118

Right. They need gen and start from where they were tackled.

So say they run the ball on play 1 and gain 2 yards
>2nd and 8
Pass for 7
>3rd and 1
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>yuropoors don't understand sport, Americans explain sport in a civilized way
>Americans don't understand a sport, yuropoors spout insults and tell Americans to fuck off to their sports
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>>74066265
Right and then it picked up from where it left off. Okay I'm getting to grips with the basics I think.

Red number 24 looks like a good player, he's a running back, right?
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>>74066656

Yes decent player, running back (sometimes called a halfback)
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>>74066604
Cause our sports are simple and easy to understand.
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>>74066762
I don't get why everyone keeps talking about this Brady guy though, he just keeps getting smashed by the big black guys on red team
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>>74066926

He hasn't done anything yet but he's potentially the GOAT and his receivers are almost always manlets
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>>74066656
yeah, he's been great this season but he doesn't deserve all the credit, the offensive line (guys creating holes and protecting the quarterback) have been creating lanes for him to run upfield.

>>74066926
he's been one of the best, if not the best, quarterback for the last two decades. He's to the Patriots what Drogba was to Chelsea
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>>74066810
The basics of gridiron are pretty simple, but it's still more complicated than 'kick it into the back of the fucking net' I suppose.
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>>74067110

It really is simple until you get i to learning about what causes penalties and what not

It's not nearly as confusing as the cricket
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Why the fuck does it keep stopping?
Just keep playing you bellends
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>>74067077
The offensive line being the big fellas tackling people I assume?

>>74067035
Fucking manlets

>>74067110
The simplicity of football is it's strongest point, there are so many different ways 11 men can get to the point of "kick it into the back of the fucking net". It's simple in concept but complex in practise
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>>74067310
Yeah fuck cricket t b h mate

Another 6 points for red team woo
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The offense has five large lads called the Line
Left Tackle, Left Guard, Center, Right Guard, Right Tackle

Then you'll have a quarterback and half back

Remaining 4 out of 11 are receivers
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>>74067498
yeah, that's them

and you're correct about it being more difficult than just kick it in. Same with our football, we could get into coverages, positions and assignments, but that's too complicated for one day
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Based Matty Ice

FUCK TOM BRADY
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>>74067498
Offensive line doesn't tackle people unless they kick the ball. The black the defensive line to protect the QB on passing plays and on running plays they create gaps for the runners to go through
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>>74067866

Who's your CFL team lad?

/blue bomber/ here
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Thanks to the Americans ITT who have furthered my understanding of their unusual sport
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>>74068478

You're welcome anon thanks for being a friend
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>>74068463
Tiger Cats due to proximity I guess but I don't really care much for CFL or NFL just played football for like 8 years
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here comes the refball
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>>74068877
yup
>>
every 3rd down there's a flag

wtf
>>
>>74069032

Do you get the American television feed or is there English commentary? I think that might be cute
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>>74069416
refball bailing out the Patriots
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>>74069478
American
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>>74069478
I'm watching on Sky Sports, but all the presenters and commentary are American
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BRADY
T
F
O
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Fuck off, let Brady get his Owl
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

All that refball but end with that
>>
Another point for red team woooo go on red team
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>>74070108
fuck him and fuck trump
>>
This Brady guy looks shit whats the big idea?
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>>74070380
He's the Messi of the NFL. The one true GOAT
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>>74070380

Playing like Mesut to be desu
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>>74070343
Fuck off cunt
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>>74070343
What has Trump got to do with guys throwing a ball around? Why are you so mad?
>>
>>74070483
I've never watched Messi directly assist an opposition player though
>>
>>74070533
Brady is a Trump bum boy

fuck him and his whole team

bunch of cheating snakes
>>
>>74070533
Brady supports Trump
>>
>>74070674
>>74070706
wtf I love Brady now
>>
>>74070513
SUP YOU LITTLE ORANGE BITCH, MY GRANDDAD FUCKED YOUR GIRL
>>
>>74070673
>Messi's debut for Argentina where he gets sent off after like 10 seconds
>>
>>74070673

member when cesc assisted Messi at nou camp
>>
>>74071030
Cesc Fiberglass
>>
Come on cunts give us a first half shutout
>>
Audible kek

See bongs, ya can't do that while you're blocking
>>
>screen

Bill stop
>>
As a packer fan it must be nice having a decent defense
>>
>>74072542
As an Arsenal fan it must be nice having a decent defence
>>
>>74072542
could say the same as an Arsenal fan
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>>74072742
>>74072737

wew laddie
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>>74072737
>>74072742
true dat
>>
>halftime show

Running out to the paki's blood what do you guys want
>>
>>74073365
kebabs and some chips
>>
Lady Gaga is so ugly
>>
>>74074444

She's a nigger loving Jew dyke you should love her
>>
>>74074444
yeah, but she can sing and is pretty entertaining

this show is definitely among the top since Janet Jackson's nip slip
>>
This is embarrassing, what is this, a sports event, or fucking Eurovision?
>>
>>74074812
If you ever reply to me, don't use that word I'll just ignore you

>>74074882
I guess its colourful

she just look awkward to me when she's dancing
>>74075026
Americans look this sort of thing

its culture thing, they love showing off
>>
>you now remember left shark
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>>74075323
I'll never understand America's love for the OTT.

Also I don't think she looks awkward, she's a very natural performer and a good singer. plus I'd fuck the shit outta her
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>>74075700
Not saying I wouldn't fuck her, she isn't my type at all but i'd fuck her anyway
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>>74076021
>that waist to hip ratio

What's not to love?
>>
I don't know if I was triggered worse by the Audi commercial or the 84 Lumber commercial
>>
Bongs I'm sorry you aren't able to watch a shoot out but I can't explain how dirtybirds are shutting down New England
>>
so good watching these cunts get BTFO

>>74076301
her face
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>>74078783
>looking at a woman's face

What are you, home of sexual?
>>
>>74079080
but i like looking at the girl's face when i'm fucking them and ask "do you love me"
>>
>>74079230

Women are incapable of love
>>
>>74079230
kek, sometimes you're a funny guy Jewmaican

>sometimes

>>74079348
Only white women. Get with a black girl and tell me they're incapable of love
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>>74079843

There aren't many blacks in my area
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>>74079843
Try it lad, did it to this girl and she was obsessed with me, still is

keep messaging my gf saying i cheated with her, its been years and she still sends me messages
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>>74080257
same here, its just my family and a few others...mostly mix race though
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Sup Euroland
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>>74080441
>implying I haven't

>>74080257
Me neither, no excuse
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>>74080735

I slept with a black girl in college, she put her finger up my bumhole while blowing me

Caught me by surprise man
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>>74080905
was it good? I'm pretty boring when it comes to sex, i'd love to try new things but i'm content with what i do...
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>>74081063
>not trying new things

You always gotta try new things, especially when you get a new girl.
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>>74081063

She was unironically Jamaican, would have dated her but she was just in town visiting and didn't go to my school
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>>74080905
Gave me a little chuckle, anon

But yeah black girls I've been with seem more down for weird shit than the white girls.
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>>74080905
Nice.
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>>74081226
>she was unironically Jamaican

That's good, because if she was ironically Jamaican, she'd be racist.
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>>74081273
I never knew a black girl who wasn't into Jesus.

That kinda repression causes from freaky sex urges, no matter what the girl looks like.
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SUP ARSE
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>>74081190
When you've been in a relationship for almost ten years she stop happening, when I was with my gf we use to have sex often...but now whenever she's around since we aren't together a lot its usually twice a day and then she fucks off for months at a time... use to do doggy style and all sort of positions but now nothing because she complains about it hurting blah blah

haven't had a blowjob in YEARS either

but besides all of that, its great, i like how her body is and stuff so its not hard to come...don't have to concentrate too much

>>74081226
>>74081226
>White guy has had more sex with a Jamaican than a Jamaican

i feel bad
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>>74081528
Can confirm, gf goes to church all the time but does nasty shit in bed

Truly living the dream
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>>74081666

>ten years

I thought you were like 20 m8
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>>74081769
MY BRUVVA
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>>74082221
fuck no
>>
New thread?

>having sex with Jamaicans edition
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>>74082901
make one

i made this one
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>>74082962

American OP? I defer to you m8
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>>74083328
>>74083328
>>74083328
>>74083328
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