/heem/

*portions damage control*

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Schaub is God

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>>74017171

adan go to bed my man

Good op op

>>74017171
Thanks for events sperg

REAL THREAD

>>74017196
>>74017196
>>74017196
>>74017196
>>74017196

>>74017211
Don't be a sperg, canada finally made a decent thread

>>74017207
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

korean zombie hasn't fought in 5 years

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Bermudez vs Jung
Grasso vs Herrig
Vick vs Trujilo
Saint Preux vs Oezdemir
Hamilton vs Fortuna
Andrade vs Hill

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>>74017222
i'm teaching him to use my OP, lad
when he notices that his thread actually has a chance of winning a thread war when it includes a segment of the OP, maybe he'll start to use it more

Is anyone re watching 205?

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>>74017272
KOREAN ZOMBIE by TAPPY
GRASSO by SHEEM
VICK by DEC
OSP by DEC
HAMILTON by HEEM
ANDRADE by SHEEM

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>>74017296
I rewatched Khabib vs Johnson yesterday
Might watch Boetsch vs Natal again right now

Including a streaming link for people who don't feel like downloading them
http://www.mma-core.com/search/videos/UFC_205_Fights

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Chael is portioning exposed wires here in his placement at The Apprentice

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>>74017171
>other guy thinks a kebab OP is gonna win out

laffin

flying into Houston tomorrow
I'll post pics from the fight =)

>>74017346
>t. nate in the remach

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>>74017343
khabib will unironically retire conor

I just ate six hard boiled eggs and holy shit I don't know if I'll ever stop farting

>>74017354
Man thats pretty bold

>>74017352

I hope he break Magiga's arm the same way Mir did to Nogueira, but we all know Magiga is too scared to fight him.

>>74017354

Stop being obese

>>74017320
Im currently watching it on FS1 but ill probably go back to watch khabib.

>>74017354
Should've portioned them better

>>74017371
>Khabib breaks Goobys left arm
>Gooby never throws dat left the same again
>Gooby finishes his career ranked 16th on fight metric

like pottery

>>74017371
I can't believe Italy's gay little meme actually caught on
There isn't even a joke involved

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@joerogan
>The mother of all egg sandwiches: fried eggs from my yard, sunny side up, smoked Gouda cheese, mayonnaise, sour kraut, sliced jalenenos and @elyucateco_hotsauce habanero sauce on toasted Ezekiel bread.

>>74017371
Conor 'shit talking' diaz at press conference proves he will dodge the winner of khabib/tony

>>74017399
>be millionaire
>this is the best you can do

That looks fucking rancid

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>>74017407
I think he'd sooner fight Ferguson, but yeah.

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>>74017371
>Magiga is too scared to fight him.

yeah just like he was scared to fight aldo after HARANGUING him for two years

>>74017422
what is Cro Cop portioning in that pic?

>>74017399

Disgusting

>>74017441
Purina Dog Chow

>>74017436

False equivalence. He was never scared to fight Aldo, he is however scared of fighting Khabib/Tony as evidenced by the fact that:

a) He wanted Nate to be given the next title shot

b) He's haranguing a 40 year old retired boxer for a fight

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>>74017417
>>74017443
t. dyel

>>74017399
this would be fine without the extra 4 eggs on the side

I don't get this portions meme, can someone help

>>74017399
looks like a retard cooked those eggs

>jalenenos

10/10

would devour

>>74017470
watch the conor macgregor interview 24:30

any superbowl is fucking retarded man in

>>74017436
He had no choice if he wanted to become champion, conor only takes fights where he has nothing to lose

>>74017470
meet me behind Kelsey's and I will heem your testicles

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>>74017399
>tfw you're a sour Kraut

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>>74017320
done

6/10 fight imo

>Boetsch pressures and lands strikes
>Natal circles away and tries to counter, landing little of note
>Repeat
>Boetsch heems Natal

now for vicente luque vs belal muhammad

>>74017458
>fighting chad on short notice
>nothing to lose
>would have lost title shot vs aldo
>vs his "kryptonite" of a wrestler

FIGHTS EVE IS ALMOST TURNING INTO FIGHT DAY (for the sentient part of earth)

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>>74017497
>subjecting yourself to a commercialegg match

why would someone do this
especially outside of a social situation

>>74017526
Vincente Luque might be a dark horse lads

#makeufcgreatagain

>>74017528
It was for the interim belt, he already had his family there and sperged on about how it was the 'real' belt

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>>74017528

Why are you bringing up Aldo and now Chad pal? It's a fact he's scared of fighting Khabib/Tony. In hindsight he shouldn't have agreed to fight Nate on such short notice cause it destroyed his stock taking that loss, since then he's wisened up and he knows he's not invincible like he thought.

He is terrified of getting embarrassed again, that's why he wants the Mayweather fight done with ASAP.

>>74017399
>>74017459
Fuck Rogan for hyping up El Yucateco so much. Sriracha is so much better and good in general

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>>74017526
>>74017548
It was a bit more competitive on the feet than I remember it being
Belal did land a few strikes before he got shadowrealmed, and he's a very slow starter
I was rooting for Belal going into the fight and completely dropped him after
I might give him another chance

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>>74017536
>a UFC referee has holes in his socks
how much are they cheaping out on these guys?

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>>74017171
here's some fresh news btw

News:

>Bader signed with Lellator
https://twitter.com/mma_kings/status/827680625842876416

>UFC FN 104 weigh in results
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/ufc-fight-night-104-weigh-in-results-and-live-video-stream-10-a-m-et-1-1

>Fights added to UFC FN 105
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/carmouche-out-gina-mazany-meets-mcmann-at-ufc-fight-night-105-quinones-volkanovski-added

>>74017566
>only ufc loss unqestionably made him a better fight
>y...yeah but the next guy!!!

i bet you have a good track record with your conor predictions

>>74017470
*portions knowledge*

Reminder that Conor should have rematched Aldo and even Dana and Kavanaugh think so

>>74017631
>UFC let Bader go

Shut the LHW division down tbqh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3FKci2hncI

I AM A KNIGHT

>>74017626
could be a "lucky" pair of socks that makes him feel calm

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>>74017171
i am better at picking mma fights than you, adan mohammed

What's the ref meta like these days?

>>74017632

>i bet you have a good track record with your conor predictions

I do actually, that's why I know he's scared of fighting Khabib/Tony as evidenced by the points I just brought up

>>74017688
what the fuck is a meta?

>>74017653

AHHHHHHHH

Fuck DJ. Fucking midget.

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Whats he doing right now?

>>74017732
Therapy.

>>74017745
please stop

>>74017681
Cerrone? Idiot lol

abel is going to get btfo tomorrow for all you fags betting on him literally 7 inches shorter than his opponent (5'8 vs 6'3)

>>74017896
Trujillo is my low-key boy

>>74017896
I agree, I can see Vick getting him with a guillotine early

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>>74017896

Prepping for your lanklet tears

>DC can't beat Gus guise, he's a 5'11" manlet against a 6'5" Aryan stud

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>>74017896

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>>74017272
Korean Zombie
GrASSo
Vick
Oexdemir
Fortuna
Andrade

Can you take BJ Pen in a street fight?

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>>74018012
>Oexdemir
>Fortuna

>>74017732
He's chilling with his family. He knew he was never going to win against Goobs. Why sulk over it? If anything he's happy, his bum life is less bummy now and the only thing he had to sacrifice was his paper-champ status.

Stop calling him goobs you fucking weirdos

*portions goobs*

*Staggers home tired and worn down after doing grunt work at Kelsey's*

*portions gooby*

>>74018026
You're laughing at me now but just you wait. Ill be the only one alive on the picks.

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why are forced memes the only memes that stick on heem? are most generals like this? i know /nfl/ is full of trips which is way worse but these forced memes are killingn it for me

>>74018117

Blame Adan AKA the biggest sperg on all of heem

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>>74018117
why kind of memes would you like to see?

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>>74018117
Name one forced meme that has stuck (been around over 3 months)

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>>74018117

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>>74018155
I've never had to chase a meme in my life!
On heem, I ain't doing it. I don't have to.

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back up doo
back up doo

*unhooks*

*portions some gooby into /heem/*

>>74018217
This is the worst forced meme of all forced memes.

>>74018325
Schaub is worse

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>>74018330
Nah. Because Schaub isn't a meme.

>>74018333
Yah. He is

>>74018345
Schaub is a 'meme' in the sense that he is a joke, yes

>>74018345
its not him. its the guy that keeps posting him. he thinks its gonna catch maybe or he thinks it bothers everybody else so much and hes max lel trolling. i dont get it but its the poster not the retired fighter

>>74018092
is he the only challenger that can threaten the lhw-bull-trifecta?

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>>74018345
No, Schaub is a movement.
>>74018364
Maybe to you he's a joke. To me he's a role-model. A successful businessman, fighter, and analyst. Something we can all thrive to be.
>>74018367
What is gonna catch on? What are you even talking about?
>max lel trolling
I get trolled a lot. I don't do the trolling.

>>74018325

Except it's not a forced meme you dip.

Check the archives bud

>>74018387

>movement
>Has been forcing this sperg meme all by himself over a year now
>He's the only one who is here all day obsessing about him

Sad!

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>>74018367
Only newfags are bothered by shaub posting.
They are a low tier casual test. It's a cycle that never ends because someone always has to mention them and newfags always try to force their own "______ bless" meme

>movement
>1 sperg with a europoor proxy
SAD! SAD! SAD! SAD!

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>>74018414
I've been on /heem/ since it was only gamethreads. I've been a fan of Schaub since TUF 10.

Maybe>>74018427
is right

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We could prolly heem the shit out of every single one of you fatsos ITT

>>74018427

>Calls people casual by posting a meme fighter whose memery only lasted 2 months

A dedicated spazz who self-admits he refreshes the catalog to make sure he's first, is not a meme, it just means he's autistically dedicated enough to make something like that a priority.

And then when people tell him to get a life, he starts projecting his life onto a man who doesn't even know he exists, he says we're just jealous of him and "haters"..what's there to be jealous of?

>>74018450
are you triggered little guy?

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excuse me

>>74018455

Yeah I'm very triggered and need to retreat to my safe-space.

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doo tell me you didn't just do that right now
>Yes I dee
tell me you didn't just
>Yes I dee you know I dee
you came in my face
>So what?

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>>74018450
>what's there to be jealous of?

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>>74018450
>getting a (you) from a casual
There are far worse spergs on heem. Once again you've been caught by shaub posting.
When will they learn?

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>>74018387
Schaub is a movement all right

>>74018500

>Le casual

I was here when this sperg started his entire crusade, and it's cause he wanted to be an internet celebrity like the CanadianOP aka Adan. You're an idiot yourself.

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good morning, /heem/

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>>74018524
he's truly is a great Anal-yst ;^)

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Who /TeamWoodley/ here?

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ill heem you, autists

*portions gooby*

*drops the fighter and the kids off at the pool*

*portions poems on reddit*

>>74018500
i hate that french wrestlefucking fag

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>>74018529
>the delusion

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Schaub bless

>>74018649
Fedor didn't kick a whole lot, but man did he nail Fujita with that liver shot.

I still think he's got enough left in the tank to beat Mitrione.

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>>74018712

>>74018736

Only been doing it for a month and to make fun of (you) for forcing a retired CTE ridden fighter for over a year

>sittin on the dock of the bay
>watchin the tide roll away

How many more bongs until Korean Zombie

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>does your cunt hang low
>does it dangle too-and-fro
>can you tie it in a knot?
>can you tie it in a bow?
>can you throw it over your shoulder?
>like a continental soldier?
>does your cunt hang low?

>>74018773
20

>>74018649
*ranks fedor*
*holds door open for woman*
*tips fedora*

*portions less height than instructed*

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>>74018775

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>>74018855

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CUTE

>>74018871
Not really

>>74018871
how old there?

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http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/2/3/14496818/ufc-mma-news-athlete-retreat-wme-img-fighters-roster-las-vegas-celebrities-ari-emanuel

>The entire UFC roster, which consists of over 500 active fighters, have been invited to attend a UFC ‘athlete retreat’ in Las Vegas with co-CEOs Ari Emanuel and Patrick Whitesell in May.
>The event will span over a two-day period and fighters will be accompanied with several other WMG-IMG represented celebrities and musicians. In fact, a WME-IMG client will be performing a concert at the end of the retreat, and some of the celebrities will be conducting presentations.
>Former UFC light heavyweight champion and current UFC vice president of athlete performance, Forrest Griffin, will unveil the new UFC Performance Institute, a free program which will allow fighters and coaches to learn new techniques centered on weight cutting, recovery, and training exercises.

Gives me a creepy vibe 2bh

>>74018912
wtf, sounds like Scientology or something

Real Fite fans are playing ufc 2 to be quite honest family

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>>74018912
We NXT now.

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Schaubfags you're in the wrong thread.

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looks like paige is having fun

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>>74018912
Related to Hollywood maybe? WME is a talent agency after all, I've long since wondered if the purchase was made with an eye towards leveraging star power. There have been a few examples since the buyout, like Holloway and Bisping doing their movie shit and Goober showing up on Game of Thrones. Who the hell knows what kind of cut the fighters would even get with all the crazy shit they put into contracts.

More of a timeshare pitch than Heaven's Gate 2.0 I bet.

>>74019032
I'd sure love to portion semen onto their faces

>>74017399

joe is all about high test food

>>74019032
it would be pretty cool to see gabi penetrate paige with her gigantic clit

>>74018649

fedor was a fucking monster good lord

>>74019032
the autistic winking bitch better not corrupt our pure girl

I don't like her hanging out with gabi and cyborg lads

>>74019053
Post webm of Alvey getting culturally enriched.

>>74019078
whats wrong with Gabi and Cyborg? theyre both well accomplished fighters in their prime

gabi could probably deadlift more hungover than 98 percent of the fags that post here

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>>74018643
A man who's only skill was his abnormally think skull alomst KO'd one of the greatest fighters in the history of the sport

>>74019078
You should be glad if you like PVZ, maybe some of their talent will rub off on her.

>>74019091
>well accomplished fighters
Well I suppose technically Gabi is the undisputed #1 women's heavyweight

>>74019032
They seem to be rocking out!

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>>74019108
are you retarded?

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>>74019053
Mcgregor said in his PPV interview thing that he isnt in GOT, and he isnt sure why people are saying he is, unfortunately

>>74019119
I thought you meant as a MMA fighter

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>>74019119
>Silver medal
AHHHHHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A DUMB BITCH

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>>74019127
Weird, seemed to be all over the place. Still seems like things are going in that direction.

>>74019104
gabi was almost sheemd by the black mandrama girl

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how do you think sgt doakes would do in a straight up jiu jitsu fight against Gabi Garcia?

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>>74019133
mackenzie slayed the dragon

>>74019164
Aren't they 2-1 in Gabi's favour and McKenzie's win was a gamey point winning affair?
Legit question

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>>74019161

>sheemd

audible kek

>>74019161
She's a top-notch grappler and PVZ has a pretty shitty ground game. Still a different pedigree.

>>74019167
I do believe you are right, but then again; how can you be expected to submit someone who can force their way out of your armbar attempt just by flexing

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>>74019167
yeah Gabi got a point deduction for talking to the ref for clarification and Mackenzie stalled for the rest of the match and won off of the technicality. She still won tho

Have you ever HEEMED so much that you HEEMED?

>>74019192
That really diminishes the impressiveness of it imo. Not shitting on Dern though.

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>>74019213
>tfw you "technically" slay the dragon

>>74019213
Would have never happened with EBI rules

It will kill normal sports jiu jitsu believe you me

>>74019242
>Mackenzie stalls in overtime
>Gabi stands up immediately
>Gabi wins

>tfw missing tonights card

kill me

>>74019242
What are the major difference in rulesets between EBI, traditional sports BJJ, Metamoris/Polaris and Submission Underground?

>>74019429
EBI and submission underground have the same rules, submission only except when the times's up you have a overtime. You choose weather you want back or spiderweb (armbar) position, and you try to get either a submission faster than your opponent or an escape faster than your opponent, and you get 3 tries. unless the defenders gets a submission himself then he just automatically wins

For Metamoris/Polaris submission or draw

And traditional gives you points for (varies on organizations) for different positions you get, which leaves to point fighting and stalling when you have the lead, some organizations even take away points for jumping guard

I'd like to see Whitaker vs Kelvin in a five rounder

>>74019470
Whitaker has trouble with welterweights, Gastelum would win

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>>74017397
"Conor McGregor" is actually an Ivory Coast native called Kona Magiga

He has been whitewashed by the UFC establishment for years in order to keep the black man down

guys how big of a difference/equalizer would it be if goobs and mayweather fought with 4oz gloves

>>74018912
Sounds like some Mewtwo in the Pokémon movie shit.
Maybe Ari Emmanuel has a golem he wants to pit up against all the fighters.

>>74019530
it should be mugyga

>>74019600
https://www.fb.com/silverc.magiga

Follow buzz on instagram and get back to me

https://twitter.com/MeganOlivi/status/827763204914823168

do you think she rubs that big ol belly?

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>Curtis Blaydes

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Name my band

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>>74019676

a succ at the foxbury

>>74019676
karyn bryant and the short ones

>>74018524
>>74018565
fucking kek

Wait a second

Did heem start the fake news meme?

Are WE the premier minds?

anyone watch the hurt business documentary? what did you think of it

Ramos went from 2.77 to 2.40 in nearly 2 days lmao
Niko Price went from 2.50 or so to 1.75 lmao

How many of you didnt parlay these 2 dudes

>>74019815
Good for educating casuals, nothing new for real fight fans but still a good watch

>>74019815
an hour and a half of jon jones lying through his fucking teeth basically

>found out Karolina is in Venice to support the guy fighting my boy
became even more of my antigirl

>>74019102
Now that's not true. Apart from being tough as nails, Fujita was a legit Wrestler. Guy was a national champion and even represented Japan in the Olympics as a reserve. He also had surprisingly good cardio for a Heavyweight, many a time managing to survive the early onslaught from his opponents and then turning the tide on them after they gassed. And lastly, he hit like a truck. Granted his striking was poor, but if he landed on you cleanly you were heading to queer street.

>>74017536
God, imagine how good it feels to just smash a motherfucker like that inside the cage earning 5 digits in 4 mins, knowing you're expected at the afterparty with chicks?

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GET UR PICKS IN LADS

FRESH FROM MSPAINT

>>74019933
He would unironically be a Top 10 HW today if you took his 2001 self and transported him to 2017

>>74020040
You're probably right, the division is the weakest it's been in a long time. Having legit wrestling as well as heavy hands and one of the best chins I've ever seen, I reckon he could do well. And that's before you put him in a good Gym that teaches him proper striking.

FRIENDLY REMINDER
FRIENDLY REMINDER

MVP vs Daley is #FAKENEWS

>>74020169
>>74020040
Okay that's enough you fucking goofballs, the old guys might still be ruling HW for the most part but the sport still evolved.

>>74020244
HW is not better now than it was in 2005

goofs where can I watch PRIDE fights, I want to jerk off to young Hendo
>inb4 fight pass

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Are you niggers excited?

>>74020283
There's a big torrent for all of the Pride events on private tracker xtremewrestlingtorrents.net, that's where I got them all.
Registration is open at the moment so I'd get on that.

>>74020283
pride.tv

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>>74019984

Bermudez
Grasso
Vick
OSP
Hamilton
Andrade

>>74020324
Do they have other promotions like Strikeforce too?

>>74020343
Don't remember, grabbed it three years ago and stopped watching wrestling so I didn't use the site much.

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when did you guys dana white is a psychic vampire trying to suck our life essence through forcing terrible matchups like holly vs germaine on us

Not sure how he comes up with this stuff but he truely enjoys it when we ramble about it on the internet

>>74019192
I don't understand how Gabi doesn't submit everybody real quick...
She's so much stronger that she could jump in the guard and get a kimura real quick or a choke

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Lads I'm helping train my wife's son

How can I train his chin?

>>74020324
I grabbed it.
Any must watch events you guys want to recommend since I'm not planning on downloading 100 gigs
Currently just getting Bushido 9

>>74020403
Knock him out repeatedly. It'll strengthen over time as they grow older.

Eddie and Alex talking about going to the moon is a goat moment in history

>>74020403
I know you're being ironic, but wrestling neck exercises, lots of trap work(heavy holds, carries, shrugs and pulls) and sparring so he learns not to be scared of getting hit.
Fun fact I got head kicked 15 times minimum during yesterdays training

>>74020408
I personally think 2002 onwards is when Pride really starts coming into its own and stops having ridiculous mismatches with pro wrestlers/one sport athletes all the time, but if you just want an event or series of them I'd say go with the Grand Prix events from 2003/4/5. That's Total Elimination and Final Conflict from 2003, Total Elimination, Critical Countdown and Final Conflict from 2004, and the same series of events for 2005.
The 2005 GP is considered particularly legendary, but Total Elimination 2004 is my favourite Pride event by far.

Rogan
>black belt in Jiujitzu
>black belt in Tae Kwon Do
>has explosive power due to gorilla kettle bell work outs and onnit

Why is he not number #1 contender yet?

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>Lando Vannata vs. David Teymur
>March 4, 2017
>february is shorter, guys

yes

>>74020408
Pride 10
Pride 33
MW GP's in 2003 and 2005
all of Sakuraba
all the Final Conflict/Shockwave events

>>74020408
oh yeah and Pride 25 too. 10/25/33 are the key numbered events.

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Is she the future of wmma?

>>74020583

Because taekwondo is a meme

Hey pussy, are you still here?

>>74021019
N-no

>>74021019
I wish they would let me in next door so I could succ yo dick Jon

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>this kills the white "woman"

>>74020995
But he has the most powerful chest kick in the industry! Even GSP was impressed

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How can white "women" compete?

>>74020597
I wasn't supposed to jack it today but that pic is changing my mind REEEEEEEEEEE

>KZ is fighting tonight

Nice

>>74021504
>jacking to kardashians

you filthy slut

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>Gooby was scared to fight Mendes, no way he'd fight a wrestler, right?
>Gooby was scared to fight Aldo, FINALLY the #1 P4P fighter on the planet and the KING will put the CLOWN to rest, right?
>Gooby is terrified of Diaz, he's shook! No way he'll fight him again, GOOBER IS SHOOK, I REPEAT, GOOBY IS SCARED AND SHOOK, DIAZ WILL CLOWN ON HIM IN THE REMATCH!
>Gooby will get annihilated against Alvarez, he's shook, look at how SCARED he is of fighting Alvarez because of this press conference!

Yet here we are.

>Gooby is scared to fight Khabib, he'll never fight Khabib!
>Gooby is scared to fight El Cucky, he'll never fight El Cucky!

Yawn.

>Gooby is scared to fight ______, he'll never fight _____!

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>>74017272
bermudez
herrig
trujilo
OSP
Hamilton
Andrade

who is your favourite woman mixed martial artist?

Mauricio and Bas are an amiable commentating couple, on a sidenote why doesn't olympic wrestling have commentators who are knowledgeable about the sport and can enhance the viewing experience

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>>74022412

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What's up you NIGGERS, tell me which fights will be spicy.

>>74022826
every single of them

>>74022607
I'm 9 weeks no fap pls stop

>>74022847
Don't have time for that, and I'm 196er, so I don't know many people on that card.

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>>74022865
>I'm 196er

>>74022914
But I pay for PPV, so I make the goofster happy.

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>>74022946
>I pay for PPV

Hey /heem/ where's my iPad

>>74022971
You're from Netherlands my friend, you shouldn't be poor, so stop being a nigger.

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>>74022946

>I pay for PPV

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPlS6TTaBzw

>>74018529
hope you enjoyed the ride bud

>>74023036
bathroom

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>>74022971
>>74023045
I aint got a laptop, how do I stream on the tv with an iPad?

I bought Cody vs dom n nunes vs rousey and I don't regret it or feel burnt or scammed like when I bought UFC 143.

These people deserve every penny we give them, and if you're an adult it's not s problem.

>>74023665
this card gay as fuck dudes

>>74023724
There ain't nothing wrong with a good old-fashioned dick.

>>74023665

>when I bought UFC 143.

No you didnt

Has the predictions fag come around with his predictions yet?

>>74022826
why the fuck does bermudez look so huge
they're almost the same height

>>74023907
The Korean Zombie is more like The Korean Twink.

Khabib will submit Tony, Conor, Aldo, Nate, Nick, RDA, Tyroid, Wonderboy, Maia, Cowboy in this order.

>>74021674
I'm the biggest Conor's nuthugger, but Chad's a wrestler, Khabib is THE wrestler.

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>>74024049
you only like him because he's part of your flag

>>74023907
bermudez cuts a lot of weight

>>74024108
Well also maybe cuz he's a 24-0 and breaks top lightweights in half.

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>>74024108
based larkin

I'm hyped for Korean Zombie. He looked good against Aldo and was unlucky, that he dislocated this shoulder during the fight. I hope ring rust is only a meme

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>>74024049
>mfw khabib ground and pound TKOs goober in Russia
>mfw WME, Dana and all of Ireland commit sudoku

>>74024333
Nah, Conor brings even larger numbers after a loss.

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>>74017272
Bermudez
Grasso
Trujilo
Saint Preux
Hamilton
Andrade

Can you cancel bets?

huge panic

>>74024838
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER EYES?!?!?

>>74024854

Why who did you bet on?

What happened with the Conor vs Mayweather fight? Did Mayweather agree to pay Conor more money?

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>>74017272
KZ
Grasso
Trujilo
OSP
Hamilton
Andrade

>>74024854
lmao who you bet on

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>>74024867
absolutely nothing

>>74024867
>he has never seen native mexicans

>>74024867
She doesn't have irises.

>>74025138
That's one thing, but I think that's something weird eve about the shape.

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Why's the UFC letting go of Bader? He's one of the better ones in a shallow division. Fair enough Rumble slaughtered him but he came back and KO'd Lafiti

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Who is the Chuck of todays mma?

>>74025174

>New owners arn't willing to pay anyone
>They're also morons who dont know anything about mma

>>74025158
Grasso's eyes look like an Asian's eyes desu

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>>74025240

When do the early prelims start today for Uropfags?

>>74025240
Yeah, you're right, they kinda look like yellow nigga eyes.

>>74025174
new owners are cheap fucks, who think, they can run a MMA promotion like any other entertainment promotion. Bader is a legit fighter, but he's has zero charisma. They need clowns, who can hype up the fights WWE style

>>74025292
6 BONGS 15 BINGS