USA vs Jamaica friendly

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>>74013404

2nd for Doyle :^)

Based Blake tbqh

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Is it racist to post this here?
Wrong Caribbean country

>>74013424
Doylefags will have a mental breakdown when this team loses to smoke a blunt island

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>>74013404
""""""""""""""""""friendly"""""""""""""""""""

>tied against some slavs
>going to win against usmnt rejects so the american public can gain an interest in footy
>i'm never going back

>>74013462
THANK YOU BLACK JACK
>>74013482
SHILL ELSEWHERE DOYLE

>>74013482
SHILL ELSEWHERE, DOYLE
>>74013462
THANK YOU BLACK JACK

>>74013482
>Not being America first for domestic soccer
>Wanting Americans to play for foreign fans and representing foreign cities
>Not wanting Americans to cuck Yurop in club soccer too

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>>74013548
AND HERE HE IS WITHOUT FAIL, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

>>74013482
Shill elsewhere doyle

Whats our lineup?

1 bong until kickoff

>>74013733
Actually 1 bong 19 bings at least

is it another michael bradley and jozy altidore episode?

>>74013784
Yes. Same old shit and then some. But at least in Altidore's case, hes the only good mls striker right now in the camp which isnt saying muchm

>>74013890
9 changes as Bradley and Altidore are dropped
Zusi is the captain

>>74013890
>the only alternatives are agudelo and mccarty

why are we continually recycling old players that never did anything

>>74013890
Is Lletget even good? Why was Nagbe dropped?
Is Zimmerman any good? Also glad to see Zusi is starting as right back again

>>74013890
God this is so fucking shit. Literally Birmbaum, Zusi and maybe Lleget are bench tier while the rest are trash or past it like Feilhaber.

>>74013890

I don't like these all MLS lineups, but I understand since all the other leagues are going on right now.

>>74013890
Watch the US lose and people start rating Bradley again

>>74013991
I think its less about dropping players and more about Bruce wanting to truly test out our depth.

>>74014012
Zusi was unironically good against Serbia. Birnbaum is startlingly average and idk anything about lleget

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>>74013890
>Agudelo
wasn't he supposed to be a big deal at one point?

>>74013890
Who the fuck are these literally whos and shitters? What is this, a D team?

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even our B squad can beat the amerishit NT

>>74014037
>mfw a Mexicartel stepped out of his shack made of cardboard where his 300 pound wife and their countless shitskinned useless children lived, and went into the garbage filled streets where he was mistaken by a drug cartel to be an informant so they kidnapped him and tortured him mercilessly for 2 weeks before decapitating him and hanging his body over a highways then sending his head to his family during little Paco's birthday party, all while the Mexipoor was illegally living in the United States tried to tell me Mexico was a great country near me.

>>74013991
It's almost a full rotation
There's no real rightback and other centerback back backup on this team so I think that's way Zusi and Birnbaum stayed
This lineup is more what Camp Cupcake should be about

Arena likes Lletget

I was doubtful about Zusi but he did okay last time. I'm not sure why Villafaña is getting a chance given he's not playing for Santos and isn't coming back apparently

>>74014048
>be an amerilard
>get shot

>>74013890
>Acuckdelo

>Jordan "Altidore 2.0" Memeis

>Pontius

>McShitny

>Zimmerwho

>another fucking gk as if we need to test our gk depth when 3 are enough

>still insisting on Feilcancer

Fuck this.

>>74014065
>Juarez

>>74014035
His second goal came against you guys

>>74014060
the fuck is camp cupcake

>>74014081
Horvath is shit

>tfw all these yurocucks crying over MLS players in a friendly

Have you guys not watched American soccer for more than a year?

>>74014094
I'd say "You have to go back" but Mexico has one too

>>74014087
So are we now going to keep players that scored useless goals in friendlies? Is that why shit players like Agudelo and Morris are still being called up?

>>74014118
im literally not mexican. camp cupcake and a non-euro league camp for the US soccer team?
lmao

>>74014115
What the fuck is wrong with you? I watch mls and I dont even rate half these losers.

>>74014142
Well that and a real lack of depth at that position
Even if you say "We have Wood" there's not much past him

>>74014170
Green, Altidore, Morris, Dempsey, Agudelo

>>74014163
Then pick a lineup of available players

>>74014170
We dont have depth because we keep calling the same trash from MLS. Literally call up Wright, Johnsen (a target man that we desperately need), and pray that Dempsey gets healthy.

>>74014163
you've never followed a camp cupcake before, it's obvious, otherwise you'd know these are always mostly or all MLS players... stop being a sensationalist yurocuck

>>74014189
Pontius, Zimmerman, Villafana, Robles and Agudelo are not national team quality, not even as squad depth.

>>74014212
>inb4 doyle

>>74014185
Pretty sure if you're complaining about a meme goal Julian Green applies
Dempsey may never play again but if he does he'll be 35 in Russia

>>74014212
I know what camp cupcake is for, you retarded shill. For the past 4 years theyve always introduced somewhat promising players onto the team for friendlies. Maybe 1 or 2 of them pan out.

This camp? What the fuck is so promising about average shit like Pontius, McCarthy, an old Feilhaber, Robles, etc?

>>74014203
Haji Wright is a youth player
You're picking guys because of the flag next to their club

>>74014235
I think Dempsey's still got one World Cup left in him, geriatric or not. Hell, Jermaine Jones still gets called up regularly.

>>74014253
He's on schalke's squad you idiot.

>>74014269
Wasn't he only just promoted to the senior team like this month? Has he had any minutes? I don't follow bundes so I wouldn't know

>>74014212
Calm down Doyle.

>>74014269
U19 squad
There's been plenty of Americans who get to that level and never pan out
Look at Julian Green and Zelalem
Everyone wanted then so bad
Both are playing second division soccer and aren't do a good job at it

Is this some kind of MLS viral marketing thing? I barely knew who Matt Doyle was last week

>>74013890
>the quality of mls players

it's horifying

>>74014257
Either way we can't rely on him
How Jermaine Jones gets called in I don't know
He creates more problems than he solves tactically

>>74014304
No, hes literally in the senior squad right now after being in their academy for a year.

What channel is it on? is there a stream?

Do you guys get bootyblasted when top euro teams put out third-rate lineups for meaningless FA Cup games and friendlies? Cuz that's all this is

>>74014336
this is supposed to be bruce arena proving he can do better than klinsmann, instead of the same old thing. but hey maybe this squad can win 3-0 and I'll look like a fool

>>74014305
Its a new meme to call out mls shills who unironically rate mls. Doyle is a writer for their website

>>74014327
He hasn't made the bench so until he does he's a U19 player

>>74014305
Basically one of the very first FIRE KLINSMANN fags. Writes for MLS so has a nice platform too.

>>74014345
You realize that Klinnsmann's camp cupcake lineups were also full of MLS players, right? It's not an official FIFA break so our euro players aren't available but MLS is in preseason

The real comparison will be how he does in the remainder of WCQ

>>74014352
>Wanting Klinsmann to have stick around
Nigga we might as well have shut the program down

Christ, Donovan

just fucking shave your head already

>>74014347
Either way Id rather have him than more used up shitters like agudelo or morris who have no business being on the team.

In fact, we should only call up Wood and Dozy and play with 1 striker flanked by two other forwards on the sides like Zardes or Pulisic

>>74014346
Sounds like you're obsessed with this guy. Don't you have pictures of him on your computer? Kind of weird if you hate him so much

>>74014376
>You realize that Klinnsmann's camp cupcake lineups were also full of MLS players, right?

hence why I implied doing the same old thing was a bad thing.

>>74014386
Nigger, Altidore is completely past it

>>74014394
Did you miss the part where no one else is available because it's not an official international break?

>74014386
>Wanting Zardes
I think American soccer was a mistake
We really need Trump to criminalize it

>>74014376
Klinsmann's camp had variety and mixed them in with the usual starters like Bradley and Altidore

Arena is literally wasting his time trying to gauge mediocre mls trash like McCarthy or Pontius and some other literally whos that were even on the scene in the youth squads due to how shit they were.

In my opinion Camp cupcake should call up all the promising u23 national team players rather than call up 30 year old mls lifers

>>74014405
sure there are players who aren't failhaber and agudelo avaible. if this really is "le camp cupcake" why do we keep trotting out washed up trash?

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>>74013890
why

>>74014418
Not a whole bunch of them either

>>74014396
I know that. But Dozy is unironically the only good depth we have behind Wood and an old man Dempsey.

>>74014394
January camps can ONLY be domestic players.
It’s not a FIFA international break so euro clubs don't release their players.

>>74014418
If there were promising U-23s, they'd be on the senior team already. Our national team depth is a tragedy.

>>74014422
I agree that Benny is way past it and Agudelo never had it in the first place.

Who would you rather see in their place

Jesus Christ
American soccer fans are nothing but a bunch of whiners
What did you want the starting XI of Realetico Barcelona?
Given how badly people ignore domestic soccer including the youth it's a wonder we're as good as we are
So shut the fuck up

>>74014459
me and you :3

>>74014035
circa 2011. No idea why he got a call-up. Had a pretty bad season for 3 years now.

>>74014477
He got bought by Stoke in his prime but couldn't get a work permit, and spent time in loan purgatory before finally coming back

It's a shame

>>74014443
>January camps can ONLY be domestic players.
Not entirely true. One of the criticisms of Klinsmann is that he would call in guys that were bench sitting in Yurop. The teams would let the guys go, but it raised questions of should they be in camp cupcake or back training with their club.

>>74014488
Notice Arena did this as well

>>74014488
Isn't Villafana the only one from outside MLS this time around

>>74014506
Meant to quote
>>74014499

>>74014448
Again, thats because we dont give the good promising kids more chances.

Klinsmann literally found Bobby Wood in the Bundesliga third division. THIRD. And this guy proved to be our best quality striker so far. Thats one of the reasons why I didnt want Klinsmann to go because he was good in finding underrated talent

>>74014467
We haven't gotten any better in the last 15 years.
That's what I want. I don't think it's too outrageous to expect the USA to be a top-20 soccer team.

>>74014467
>Realetico Barcelona?
No, we want Dortmunich United.

>>74014459
I feel like a camp like this would be a good fit for players like Harry Shipp or Lee Nguyen or Patrick Mullins who never really got a shot. why pick guys who are known values instead

>>74014524
Lee Nguyen is completely a known quantity
He's also 30

Shipp has some U23 caps
Mullins was a bench shitter until he joined DC. If he keeps up his production he could very well be called up

>>74014524
>Lee Nguyen
No.

>>74014513
On the other hand, we're still last in our qualification group

>3-nil

>>74014467
Shut up Doyle. MLelS is bad

>>74014515
We are the players gonna come from?
MLS has been in the verge of bankruptcy most of those 20 years

Just say "3 to nothing", man.

>>74014556
What part of "it's a friendly" don't you understand

anyone wanna trade this stream for an acestream or sopcast?

http://gibanica.club/foxsports1usa.html

>>74014513
Klinsmann also thought Bradley was a #10
I'm not necessarily gonna trust his judgement

>>74014570
I care about the quality of the performance. If they arent dancing around these players and pressuring them with many shots on target then they are shit and dont deserve to continue being called up

>>74014570
He'll be spamming friendlies don't matter after Jamaica gets BTFO.

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>january friendlies
>MLShit players

>>74014609
>after Jamaica gets BTFO

Like in the last game against Serbian B team refugees?

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>this anthem

>>74014574

also this one

http://www.stream2watch.ru/soccer/usa-vs-jamaica-s2h99h3?l=2893027581

have a good ad blocker

>chattanooga
>working PA's

PICK ONE

>>74014628
JUST

>not playing the instrumental
shaking my baka

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Whoever was in charge of the mic should be fired.

>>74014345
"Supposed to be" to who? USSF doesn't give a shit who gets trotted out here. There's a reason they're doing this in a middle of nowhere stadium where the mic doesn't even work. It's to get money from flyover country.

If this is the 11 next month, then get pissed off. This is just a way for US Soccer to get some cash.

>>74013482
shill elsewhere doylefags

This guy has to go back

I rate Andre Blake desu. 0-0 or possibly 1-0 where the US has 12+ shots on target.

>>74014660
>the US has 12 shots on target

Have you even seen who is playing up front? Be glad if you even see 1 shot on target

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>>74014657
post yfw USMNT gets BTFO

>>74014660
I don't
Ricketts 2.0

>>74014643
>yfw its klinsmann

At least we don't have a 350 year old Jermaine Jones starting.

this is just about unwatchable, wtf is this camera angle

>>74014682
What the fuck is wrong with his eye here?

>>74014660
Bingham should have won GK of the year, not blake

>>74014649
dumb and wrong

Jamaica got rid of their German?

>>74014712
Ohh I'm laffin

>>74014717
Care to elaborate?

>>74014711
he ate arena's ass

>>74014711
the addy just kicked in

>Turf
Why?

Why is Arena playing literally whos? He's supposed to be starting the best camp players to get them ready for wcqs, this is a waste of a scrimmage.

>>74014711
It's an implant. He says his human flesh is obsolete.

>>74014742
>supposed to be starting the best camp players

Oh, I've got some bad news for you, son. These are the best players.

>>74014742
US soccer is a waste of airtime that could be spent on drone racing and esports

>Literal who's
>Known quantities
Will you Yurocucks be consistent?

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>road to russia
>road to russia
>road to russia

>>74014760
fully agreed, if US don't win this by at least 3 goals I'm dropping them

Remember the last time the US played Jamaica we lost and they didn't even have Blake

>losing 0-0 to jamaica's D team

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>>74014760
>esports
If you can do it while lying down it's not a sport

>>74014771
>haj to qatar

>>74014788
but soccer players are always laying down on the grass?!

>>74014788
doesn't matter, it's still a bigger money maker and a more lucrative business than the US Men's team.

>>74014788
dubs don't lie

>>74014782
But this time it's all MLS. Le pacey strong guys against le pacy strong guys.
Itll have the entertainment value of a high-school game, but no loss for USA today.

>>74014812
So is McDonald's.

Is McDonald's a sport?

>short corners

>Memeis

>Agudelo

Sorry but I dont want to watch another episode of Zardes and Altidore botch open goals. Had enough of this rerun

>>74014831
people playing videogames on big screens bring in more money than america's finest soccer players LMAO

>>74014848
[citation needed]

>>74014788
>masturbating
>not a sport

>>74014831
>comparing 2 entertainment entities like a sane person
>buh whattabout da restrant?

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>>74014788
What about death slide?

>>74014861
suicide is not a sport but it is a solution

>>74014857
LOL they just showed our WCQ ranking
holy fuck

We suck that hard, wtf USA

SMHFAMALAMA

>>74014857
McDonald's is more of a sport than CS in America.

If you weren't a yuro false flagger, you'd have known that.

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>>74014851
38% of this is US alone. don't tell me you honestly think USMNT """"soccer"""" makes more.

>>74014869
>suicide is not a sport
It is if you get a bunch of people who are really bad at it.

Nice Benny

>>74014878
nobody cares about the "is it a sport" debate except triggered traditional sports fans. wonder why

>>74014893
>Benny will never play for the national team in his prime years

>>74014887
>An entire global industry
>One team in one country of a sport

Sorry, I brought up the McDonald's comparison because I thought we were comparing apples to oranges in here.

>>74014812
Oh shit hurry up and tell fox. They must not know about the heaps of money they could be making from children who would watch Twitch instead.
Esports don't have a casual audience, either. People will watch tennis if it's on but they're not channel-surfing to watch LoL because they have no fucking clue what the game is even about much less what all the shit on the screen is much less why a nobody commentator with the grace of a cow is yelling about it.
Watching others play a video game is about as interesting as hearing someone tell you about a dream they had.

>>74014919
over 100 mil in the US alone, in case you can't read.

so far Morris and lletget look worse than players in my rec league

>>74014931
>An entire industry

in case you can't read

I can't stand commentators waxing poetic about Morris' future. The guy is 22, not a child

>>74014933
u still made me source it, now that i did ur like "haha no shit"

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Do we even have a chance of going to Russia anymore?

seriously, this is a disgusting stat

>>74014932
>shitpost on the internet boards
>rec league
Nice try fat ass.

>it was 0-0

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HELL YEAH!

Who /sweatsuit/ here?

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>>74014953
say it to my face

>>74014938
Hes going to be 23 and worse than Zardass. In fact hes done fuck all other than score a meme tap in against a Mexican C team in some friendly some 2 years back.

Can someone post the Chris Pontias shopped pic? I missed it last game

>>74014951
Don't worry m8, >we will just shit on pamana and get in like always.

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Miss us yet?

>>74014951
Yes. The rest of the teams are not on the same level as Mex/CR.

>>74015004
No. They should play for your miserable national team.

is this Jamaica's Z team?

>>74015013
>larin altidore duo

Please send them to us

>>74014951
They were two of the USMNT hardest games. US never wins in Costa Rica and Mexico games are always toss ups.

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>>74015004
>missing bradlel
Nigga you gay.

just tune in. how much claping am i behind?

>>74014938
>Morris is nearly half a decade older than Pulisic
On a side note, our youth development system (ie college) is so bad that our prospects don't turn pro until they're in their early 20s.

>>74015021
Larin is unironically better than Altidore

>>74014963
he's fucking my waifu. fuck him.

>>74015004
>Canada
>Men's
>National
>Team

See you in the.. wait, you're already eliminated. Sorry dude.

>>74015028
Our Pulisics will be made in European academies.

>>74015034

1/3 of the match gone, and not even a decent attempt on goal vs. a jamaican D team

sigh.......

>>74015023
>Mexico games are always toss ups
No. We win at home, and lose in the Azteca.
>>74015028
And when they play college ball they are basically only allowed to train for ~3 mos of the year whereas professionals get 9 mos and so some favela chump is playing 3 times the amount as an American in the most crucial development time for creating professional quality players

>>74015046
True, but these last couple of years they've been close.

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This is the new USA team?

>>74015064
A Dirk pic will always get a thumbs up from me. MFFL

>0 (zero) shots on goal against Jamaican tsunami victims

MY

LITTLE

SAWKER

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hahahah

>morris

footwork of a hobbled donkey

Arena needs to just throw in the towel
What is the proper procedure that Arena would have to do to forfeit the game?

is it a towel?

>>74015037
We got jewed by Mexico/Honduras

btw
>>74014951
USA LMAO

>>74015046
We lost the last 2 'official' home games against Mexico, though.

But what you're saying is right - the NCAA system is the biggest thing holding development back. Every time I try to say that, too, I get drowned out with the "muh talent pool" argument. Like if the NCAA didn't exist these guys just wouldn't bother playing? You're kidding me.

>>74015082
The word you're looking for is "Beaten By".

Pontius and Agudelo are such fucking shit. It's an absolute joke that they are getting caps, even if this is our D team.

>>74015083
The biggest thing holding back player development is the MLELS.

>Memeis

Jesus christ fuck off. Shouldnt have left Stanford

>>74015083
Agreed. I'm ok with players going to college route, but they desperately need to create a system in college that has them playing or at least training all year.

>Failhaber

>>74015045
His been pretty decent on running up the and a hell of an assist.

>>74015093
but this isn't our D team m8

so this.... is the power of MLS

>Doylefags unironically think an MLS only squad is quality for bigger games

>>74015093
Pontius shouldn't be anywhere near the national team. He must be sucking arenas dick after practice

>>74015111
Show me someone in this thread saying this.

haha

Zusi outpaced by a lumbering 6' 8" jamaican

>memeis

>>74015099
They can't create such a system, if they want to play an NCAA sport, they have to play by NCAA rules, which means mandatory limits on practices and other activities just like any other varsity sport.

The only way you get the system you describe is if Trump makes soccer great again, and he's kinda busy at the moment. Maybe in a few years, it is his favorite sport.

>>74015092
>last game Honduras v Mexico
>Honduras has to not lose by 3 goals or more, Mexico can definately score that many and knock them out
>both teams park the bus
>tie game
>both advance

Fuck Honduras

>>74015118
Look in /mls/.

>>74015095
>MLELS
wrong, MLS has actually done a really good job in streamlining youth development.
Miles better for most cities.
NCAA's retarded rules are the real culprit and you aren't going to stop the greedy from benefiting from other's labor

Holy shit after this display Morris should never get another cap wtf is he doing

Damn Jamaica is DOMINATING the US

Should be 1-0

this surface is like a tennis court

>>74015138
No one there is saying that either.

Could it be that you are completely full of shit?

Why do the commentators fellate Jordan Memeis so much? This guy isnt even young nor that big of a prospect. Are they just MLelS shills?

>>74015146
>leaf

>>74015132
dont make excuses. we lost the octagon when we fucked up against el salvador

gotta finish that Morris you fuckboy

>MORRIS

>>74015126
We have things like the IMG Academy, where Donovan and Howard went, but they're few and far between.
MLS clubs need to start youth academies that work with college students and younger and their academic schedules.
Like a la masia after-school and summer program.

>>74015150
>N-no one is saying that!

Sure thing Doyle.

>morris

Maybe it's best he stayed in My Little Sawker

>MEMEIS

GTFO faggot

>>74015167
Waiting on that proof, friend

>morris

THIS IS THE POWER OF...

MY

LITTLE

SAWKER

>>74015151
because that's all we have, that is the extent of our real american prospects. he is a slow, non technical, non vision, wide shouldered slump.

this is just sad, at least we'll have 7+ years to figure it out before next wc cycle

>Matthew Doyle and all the fail Mls analysts in mlssoccer fellated le College Messi and called him the new Donovan

Jesus christ.

>>74015166
They can't, that would violate NCAA rules and the kids would lose their eligibility.

Would the best players at Alabama football be allowed to train with the Patriots during the offseason? Obviously not. So why would a soccer player at Stanford be allowed to train with the Galaxy in his offseason? He can't. You cannot accept pay, or services, or free stuff, or free access to facilities while a NCAA athlete.

>>74014304
Green signed for Stuttgart like a week and a half ago, they've only played one match since and have a 90% chance to get promoted at the end of the season. Zelalem's probably hopeless though

>>74015194
NCAA rules allow players to play for NPSL, etc teams or train with pro teams during the offseason, just as long as they don't sign a pro contract.

>>74015166
>MLS clubs need to start youth academies that work with college students and younger and their academic schedules.
They do for youth kids, like a lot. I coach in St Louis and the amount of effort the youth club teams are putting into trying to match MLS youth teams is pretty phenomenal. There was a Sporting KC team that was incredible for U 12s.
There are so many restrictions on NCAA athletes that there'd be no point for it.

>>74015184
Green, Wright, Bjorn Johnson, Rubio Rubin. All these kids are probably better than Morris.

And Morris wasn't even good for the u23s. Dogshit in the olympic qualifiers. Dogshit in the senior team when given subs.

Literally why is this white Altidore 2.0 even rated?

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>yuroboos will never stop making fun of your league

Was doing homework all afternoon and am just tuning in now.

Did anything noteworthy happen yet? How's our MLelS squad doing


also wtf is up with these football lines.....

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2 games in

Against shitty opposition

And the Arena regime has yet to produce 1 (O N E) fucking goal

>>74015209
I'm amazed they haven't called Bron Johnsen into a camp yet

>>74015212
Garbage as always. This is why even european benchwarmers are called up over the best of Mls

>>74015194
I meant as an alternative to playing college soccer.
Really it's not possible because then they couldn't get athletic scholarships and so couldn't attend the school of their choice. And I don't think MLS can make up for iy and pay kids the $40k+ per year that schools like Stanford indirectly do.

>>74015212
zusi is the only one that deserves a spot on the wcq squad is all i can make of this dog shit

Klejstan>Feilhaber

>>74015210
>his "league" of "football" "clubs" is actually just a a bunch of soulless franchises made of has-beens and never-will-bes

>>74015194
This is why Canada is going to outpace the US in only a few short years. Serious academies are popping up everywhere, even European teams are getting in on the action and we don't have some byzantine NCAA system as there are no serious sports scholarships.

As it should be, the amount of money that goes into college sports is fucking retarded.

>>74015212
The shittyness of this college field is on par with the "quality" of these MLELS players

>1 (one) shot on goal in 45 minutes against dude weed islanders

> 0 goals against two third world countries

>muh My Little Sawker

>>74015235
McCarty has been okay. He actually passes forwards sometimes unlike Bradlel.

>>74015248
larin will go to europe and never see the light of day and then youll be back to square one

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apologize

>>74015244
lol
>>74015220
do you miss Klins chaos ball?

>>74015234
Didn't Yedlin go straight from the Sounders academy to the first team and then to Spurs?

I don't think he played college soccer.

>>74015248
There's no money in college soccer. Most players don't even get full rides.

>>74015261
you right you right

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Reminder that the only reason Morris gets all these chances even though he is shit

>Dr. Michael Morris, is the Chief Medical Director of Seattle Sounders FC. His mother was formerly the director of special services for the Council of Jewish Federations.

>>74015248
Canada should try outpacing small island countries first.

>>74015267
Sorry we didn't fire you sooner.

>>74015271
Yedlin was at Akron for a season

>>74014097
t. mls cuck

Morris should never be called up ever again.

>>74015282
>Google this
>it's actually fucking true
>/pol/ was right AGAIN

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Why are MLS players so fucking cringe? These USMNT/MLS squads are so embarrassing.

>>74015248
That's not unreasonable. The US has stumbled to its glories through our massive talent pool. This past 5-10 years has illustrated that that alone isn't good enough to compete with even small countries.
Klinsmann was supposed to address that but here we are with Juan fucking Agudelo and Bruce fucking Arena 17 months from the 2018AD World Cup.

>>74015285
t. assmad Doyle

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>>74015307
>"cringe" in 2017

>>74015313
So where are these mythical posts claiming that the NT is fine without any Euro players?

Oh wait, you pulled them out of your ass

Reminder to kys

So when will they introduce new kits? My eyes will start to bleed if I have to look at the 2016 ones any more.

Why even watch My little soccer when the quality is so appalling? I mean look at these faggots embarassing us on the field. They cant string 2 passes against so called My little soccer benchwarmers that some of you shills were saying.

How many fucking games do we need to put My little soccer in the trash where it belongs?

>>74015267
Maybe the US can get Torsten Frings after Darmstadt is relegated

>>74015331
MLS won't even be a retirement league now that China is buying all the used up players.

I'm so glad this shitty hipster league will fold in a few years.

>>74015331
Sometimes it's nice to be able to go to a game in your own city

>>74015313
He's right though, if fucking Gulati didn't guarantee Klins a job, he could've been canned earlier and USA would've had a shot at Hiddink or Ancelotti

hmm who is this Dackts McCarthy

>>74015351
i was low key hoping for a cheeky roberto martinez

>>74015267
I'm sorry we hired you, wasting your time and ours.

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>>74015351
>Ancelotti
comon man you dont really believe that do you?

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>>74015282
>>74015302

>>74015371
I can believe, he seemed fed up with Europe when he moved to BC

We could have called up Funes Mori.
We could have fucking called up Funes Mori.

Either one. An MLS academy produces two world class players for the first time and they play for Argentina.

>>74015362
Be interesting to see US play a 5-3-2, Zusi would already have been a wing back

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>yfw Klinsmann was right about mls being trash

>>74015331
Consider this: if one team of average MLS players beats another team of average MLS players, and the primary difference is what could try they're from, maybe MLS isn't the problem.

It's US youth development, genius. 22 year olds are rookies in America but everywhere else they're practically seasoned vets

>>74015444
*country

>>74015444
It could be any number of things though. Fitness, tactics, bad luck any number of reasons to explain why one team of MLS scrubs beats another.

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>>74015434
>mfw he over promised what he could accomplish with trash players.

>>74015444
Then stop calling up shit players like Morris and call up the european academy kids who need a nudge or two to contribute.

>>74015431
dude played for FC Dallas youth for like 3 months then went back to Argentina

MLS academy can't produce shit, but shit

>>74015465
That's what I would do as manager. I'd call up Trump and ask him if I can start handing out citizenship to any white(ish) looking European kids that play well so I can make America Great Again.

>>74015434
>yfw we got Pulisic because he escaped the dumpster fire of MlelS youth """"development"""" for Europe.

>>74015462
Are any of those things potentially more damaging than spending 4 years practicing sporadically while taking classes and partying

Sueño MLS is Major League Soccer’s premier national tryout looking for the next best young undiscovered soccer star.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sue%C3%B1o_MLS

Where are these kids that won this?

why the fuck is the US playing a random friendly now?

your players, like pulisic, are literally all playing with their clubs over the weekend

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>>74015499
>Asking Trump to give citizenship to foreigners.
U wut?

>>74015511
One of them is playing right now, and the other has a really good brother playing for Everton.
>>74015519
white foreigners, can't you read

my stream doesn't have commentators.

I am getting live crowd noise.

>is that a good thing ?

>>74015513
new coach trying to warm up MLelS scrubs for the Gold Cup (and it's failing hard)

>>74015501
You seem to be under the impression that these Jamaican players come out of some magical Jamaican La Masia. Some of those guys played in the same college system the US players did.

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Ladies and gentleman, your World Cup semifinalists.

MLS not welcomed

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>>74013404

COME ON JAMAICA

>>74015530
Yes, I love Holden but he's rubbish behind the mic. Joins Lalas as players that I had fond memories of but those memories are ruined because I have tot hear them talk

>>74015529
Donald Trump isn't racist though, he said so himself. He also said, "From this day forward, it will be America first." I don't give a fuck how white someone is, he isn't giving them citizenship.

>>74015538
>CCC at fullback

Oh, not this again. He's a goddamn CB.

>>74015538
This team would unironically beat our MLS based team 5-0

>>74015538
I like this

>>74015513

mls offseason

arnt literally all of these players in the mls?

>>74015511
See >>74015431

>>74015513
Need to see who's good enough to be on the bench

>>74015555
But white people are just Americans waiting to get out

>>74015545

the camera angle is also wicked high.

odd. watchable, but odd.

>>74015556
No one has a set position to play as when they're barely 18.

Whatever happened to Zelalem aka Fabregas 2.0?

>>74015558
>players in the world's top leagues would blow out players in a fairly weak league

Fucking brilliant insight

Its been 1 (one) hour and the United States of America has YET to score on JAMAICA

>>74015538
i thought gooch was >le pacy winger

>>74015569
They do if they've been in academy that long

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

OH MY GOD WE'RE GONNA WIN THE WORLD CUP

>>74015581

>canada

finally some nice 1-2 play in the final third too bad that was some shit-tier defense

APOLOGIZE

>>74015576
Its not an insight for MlelS shills thougj

APOLOGIZE