/mls/ general + /ayy/ - ONE MONTH OUT edition

>>74011541
>OP isn't Ali Curtis on a milk carton
Son you done fucked up

>perf

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IT'S (ALMOST) HAPPENING

are there any interesting, actual good players you new yorkers can give to your bulls brothers from leipzig?

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SAN DIEGO, GO GO GO

>>74011631
Maybe but fuck off
We aren't Man City C

>>74011650
rb leipzig will most likely play in the champions league next season, the most watched and important club football competition in the world

there's no doubt leipzig is a priority for red bull, so you guys might be forced to give them some players if they're CL material

>>74011622
Post that pic and we can make it the next OP in another four days.

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2017
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>>74011698
I'm currently on my shitty phone

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First for Doylefags being absolutely BTFO once Jamaica memes their way to a win against the best world class American mls players.

>>74011631
Old man Villa could be a useful sub for Leipzig. He doesn't have the legs but he can be clinical.

>>74011681
I dont think Red Bulls cares about RBNY. Never heard of any players from RBNY moving to their bundes brother clubs

>>74011756
half of Jamaica's team is in MLS

Reminder the the CCL is so meaningless, the Red Bulls are gonna play a friendly against Houston in Arizona the same day they're supposed to play Vancouver in the second leg of their CCL quarterfinal

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>>74011718
Fixed

>>74011881
That doesn't negate anything. All it would should is how shit american mls players really are.

>>74011987
>mls is so shit its holding back the national team
>but they lose to teams loaded with mls players
>w-well its only the americans in mls that are shit

>>74011987
*All it would show

>>74012015
You have no excuse, doyle. This team is all mls trash being led by an mls coach. You wont be able to deflect to muh euroboo players suck if they play horribly today.

Should Atlanta have announced their local broadcaster by now?

>>74011737
Then fuck off.

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S-soon

>>74012730
lol no

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>>74011984
>leastern conference shills being salty
even the worst teams in the West (excluding Minnesota now, but that's probably going to change in about two years' time) have stars.
Stay mad, worst coast

>>74012140
They haven't done that yet???
>>74012730
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE ;_;

Friendly reminder that we'll all need to contribute to posting on Sunday if we don't want to 404 due to Superbowl shitposts.

Who's /ourteam/ in the big game?

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>>74011541
>rebulls thread image

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I have no idea what the formation is
This is something I saw

>>74013336
I know right

>>>74013404

>>>74013404

>>>74013404

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>>74011272
sup

>>74011984
great fix 2bh

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>>74013094

I'm 404 all day

>Soon

>>74011681
The league owns the players in MLS, not the team. The only reason Man City was able to do NYC dirty was because the players weren't at NYC yet. The league could block any transfers if they wanted to

>>74013609
They can take Veron

>>74012034
If Jamaicans who are average squad players in MLS are blowing out American MLS players then the issue is US youth development, not MLS. Really, you should be calling out NCAA soccer if you actually cared about the national team, since most American MLS players come up through the college ranks. Yes, there are a few exceptions (Dempsey, Cameron) who were drafted out of college, played in MLS for a few years, and then got sold to Europe, but the vast majority aren't good enough for that.

Although considering you thought Chandler was world class, I'd doubt that you've ever even watched the NT

>>74013755
JUST

>>74013755
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>under Bruce
1 win one tie +1 goal dif

>last 2 under klannsman
2 losses -5 goal dif

What excuse are yurocucks gonna come up with now? Mad that a bunch of MLS who's defends and performs better than your "world class" European based players who give no effort and tie FUCKING NEW ZEALAND

>>74015974
tbf with Wood and Pulisic today we almost certainly would've scored more goals

And I am as big an MLS shill as you'll ever find here, but I'm not delusional

They're like the only 2 I would definitely want getting a lot of minutes... any other euro based player really isn't better than their MLS counterparts

>>74016021
I'd add Gooch, Yedlin, Brooks, and Cameron. MLS defenses are just not good

>>74016043
Oh and Fabian Johnson.

>>74015974
>two friendlies against third world countries

Wow, you sure showed them Doyle. Look how world class Memeis looked against Jamaican refugees in that one instance where he wasnt a bumblefuck!

It's coming home, la

Our year, la

>>74016021
>any other euro based player really isn't better than their MLS counterparts

You are seriously delusional. Even after watching the shit show today

>>74016237
>bottom of the west by july
>Kurt is fired, and Bob is brought in
>late season meme run fueled by Jonathon Dos Santos
>win MLSC Up

Any chance Klinsmann becomes the new LA team coach?

>>74016731
it would be hilarious, but it won't happen

>>74016806
Wouldn't it just be perfect
Also he wouldn't have to leave Southern California
For some reason Turkish teams kept saying they was on the verge to sign him

>>74016880
If the only teams that would hire me were in Turkey, I'd rather not play/coach

Is MLS elite?

>>74017290
meh

>>74017290
No.

These two friendlies were horrible. Only Nagbe, Zusi at RB and Lleget impressed me. Feilhaber, Bradley, Altidore, Morris, and everyone else can fuck off.

>>74017540
Zusi was fine on the attack, as a wide midfielder SHOULD be, but on defense he looked awful, should not be used as a right back without a LOT more work

Feilhaber looked like the player we'd been missing all these years for about the first 10 minutes tonight, but then went absolutely silent after that apart from assisting the goal

Lletget was the breakout player of these two games, will definitely make the roster for the next batch of qualifiers

>>74017629
Feilhaber has always been le invisible man. Dont know why people even rate him when he's always been this way. Only anti-Klinsmann fags rate Feilhaber after Klinsmann rightfully kicked him off the team for being Feilcancer

>tfwrevsfan
>tfwnoMLSC ups
>tfwnodefense

;_;

>>74017629
>Zusi was fine on the attack, as a wide midfielder SHOULD be, but on defense he looked awful, should not be used as a right back without a LOT more work

He shouldn't be used right back at all. Any non friendly match and anyone with half a brain will exploit zusi's ancient ass

>>74017685
why does the US suck at producing left and right backs so hard
our best domestic option is STILL Damarcus Beasley

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>Soon: late night vibes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruNW8MeR_tM

>>74017290
we have the ELITEST AMERICANS IN ALL THE WORLD

>>74018582

actually germany does

>>74018632
Then we're not paying them enough.

Or are you telling me Americans are travelling to GERMANY to avoid persecution.

>>74018136
I heard light night c o m f y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbAP6IGBax0

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GENTLEMEN

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>>74019050
Sup

>>74019059
what am i looking at

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>>74019092
Capitalism

>>74019115
and here i thought seattle was against such things

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6th page bump for tfc to win the mlsc up

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Reminder that the rest of American soccer is playing checkers when the Union is playing chess. WE will produce the world class talent America so desperately craves. The Union is the future of American Soccer. Give us time, and you will be amazed.

>"We're American, so we want our McDonald's in five minutes," he said. "Some things you actually can't build in five minutes or get in five minutes. We have to roll up our sleeves and do the work. . . . That's what we're trying to do at the local level, and that fits into the national story."

>leafs

>>74024151
>laffs

>>74019059
>>74019050
>>74019115
is rave green the ugliest pro sports color conceived?

>>74017679
Hey me too

>>74026651
And all is well in the universe again.

Sacramento Republic and a San Diego team to MLS, with Tampa Bay Rowdies as well if Beckham's team fails.

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>>74026651

SOON
O
O
N

>>74026816
San Diego team names
Go

>>74026816
as much as i want it, been thinking it over and don't think mlels wants two new teams in california, so it's gonna be one or the other.

probably sd. sorry sac.

>>74027970

>I rather have 4 teams in one area then 2 in the gigantic landmass of northern california

>>74027970
Actually, I hadn't thought of that. And on top of that, they'll want a team to put in the East to even out the west, as I imagine they're not keen on moving teams to and from divisions.

But I would actually say Sacramento has a better chance than San Diego in making it to the league.

Sacramento Republic and FC Cincinnati, and potentially Tampa Bay Rowdies

>>74027721
Whalers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_pMYJdzFAo

>>74028195
Toronto, no joke

>>74027721
Clippers.

>>74029147
he asked for a place in Canada where everyone hates hockey, which is like asking for a place in Florida where it's not too sunny.

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well. its grass. and the view is cool from the other side.

>Soon

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>>74029265
whatever.. shits still lit desu. can't be mad this year


>Soon

>>74029307
Do you want the Falcons to win tomorrow or nah?

>tfw I want the falcons to win only because I know two of the players on the team

>>74017540
Really, Id say Nagbe and Lleget are good as wingers but they're not going to start ahead of Johnson and Pulisic

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>>74027721

>>74030155
>2017
>Literally San Diego Genociders

Yeah I'm sure that'll go over swimmingly

>Tim Cahill got a red card while waiting to be subbed in
What did he say?

>>74028631
CPL can't come soon enough

>>74027721
San Diego City United FC

Memeing aside, what is San Diego known for?

>>74030391
Beaches, good weather, and latinos.

>>74027721
Still a fan of San Diego Admirals

>>74030659
San Diego Suns? I don't know.
I like >>74030943 though.

>>74030943
anything Navy related would be amazing

the Admirals, the Commodores, the Flotilla, the Armada, etc

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>>74029381
The Falcons are going to win.
>Soon

>>74031015
Armada would also be a really good choice, but that one's already been taken

>>74031036
the NASL will be dead by the time San Diego starts playing

>>74031058
NASL probably will be gone (or merged with USL somehow) before too long, wouldn't NECESSARILY be the death of Jacksonville though

>>74031088
The team is currently league owned

>>74031088
I can't see a USL-NASL merger, the NASL would never accept it. They're much too different a league. The USL picking up the healthy teams after the collapses, however, is a different story.

Someone posted a while ago about which teams the USL specifically said they didn't want to take in, but I can't remember it or find it on Google anywhere.

>>74031187
The USL said that they don't want Miami or Puerto Rico, for travel reasons
Puerto Rico I can understand, but Miami...?

Reminder
https://www.tickcounter.com/countup/3888/amount-of-time-since-canada-scored-in-the-gold-cup-june-14-2011-de-rosario-pen-vs-panama

>>74031270
why would you post this

>>74031187
if Indy 11 doesn't get an expansion team, I can see them being the first team to buy out of the NASL so they can go to the USL.

>>74031223
Miami is basically redundant as fuck if Beckham gets his shit together
But that seems less and less likely with every passing second

>>74031364
Even through all the mess that the NASL just went though, Indy stayed and waited it out.....
Not saying they'll go down with the ship, so to speak, but I don't think they'll abandon the league so easily

>>74031315
https://www.tickcounter.com/countup/3889/amount-of-time-since-canada-has-played-in-a-world-cup-game
>leafs

>>74031470
stop it plz

>>74030155
>>74030180
they will be like houston and their previous name

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Rate. Hopefully we see something like this in the gold cup this summer

Subs: Dempsey, Lleget, Feilhaber, Zusi

Alright should I start following this shit? Last time I went to a game there were like 15 ultras in an otherwise empty stadium singing and it was totally embarrassing. I'm from LA, should I support Galaxy or just wait for LAFC?

>>74033606
>chandler

Literally anyone else please

>>74033889
Galaxy if you want to root for a meme team that wins a lot
wait for LAFC if you want to be embarrassed

>>74019059
>20+16=4

Dempsey's starting for the Sounders tonight.

so him playing for the men's national team sounds promising.

>>74033958
Chandler has been in great form this season. Last season he was just bad both for country and club.

>>74034175
Hopefully Bruce changes his mind and calls in Dempsey as soon as Dempsey gets match fit around March.

Wood + Dempsey are literally the only decent strikers we have. Everyone else, including Altidore are horrible.

>>74033889
Do you have strong opinions about AEG?
Is getting out to Carson a hassle for you?
Do you like new shinny things or history?

>>74033889
>I went to a game there were like 15 ultras in an otherwise empty stadium singing and it was totally embarrassing

Haha I had almost forgotten Chivas USA

>>74034308
>le cant score against serbia and barely get a goal against jamaica

Wow, sure showed him

>>74034276
>Do you have strong opinions about AEG?
No
>Is getting out to Carson a hassle for you?
No, I have a car and may be taking a job in Fullerton soon so that's actually better
>Do you like new shinny things or history?
Shiny new things. The stadium LAFC is building looks cool

>>74033968
>wait for LAFC if you want to be embarrassed

Depends, in what way? I'm fine with the team being shit at first but I do not want to FIGHT AND WIN if that's what you mean.

>>74034477
LAFC will definitely have a better stadium, and a more try hard fanbase to go with it.
You could just be one of the many Galaxyfags praying they get out of stubhub soon.

>>74034184
It's not just that. When Tim Howard questioned the commitment of dual-nationals, he 100% was talking about people like Chandler, not people like Jermaine Jones

>>74026651
WEW

>Chicago grinds out a semen slurping 1-0 win against a mixing college team

JUST

>>74036041
Meanwhile Portlel just scored on Seatlel.

>>74036041
*middling
WTF these kids do it >for free and only manage to give up 1 goal against a professional team

>Culver's adboard

Fucking based

>>74034521
it'll probably be both desu family

>>74034184
This year he's in bad form for country

>Cactus Pricks

>>74034459
>le yurop is the answer!!!!
yurocucks are hampering the growth of the domestic game

>>74034184
He was shit once again against Mexico and Costa Rica
I couldn't give less of a fuck about what he does in the Bundesliga, he's gotta be not a complete disaster for the national team and yet he's a complete disaster

>>74033606
>Kitchen
>Bjorn Johnsen

>>74033889
>he gets embarrassed by what other people that are not him are doing

why is it that MLS noobs act like the supporters groups are nazis infringing on their ability to watch a game, if you don't like them then don't sit near them and ignore them

/MLS/ HAS THE POWER TO DECIDE

www.strawpoll.me/12247078

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FREDDY ADU IS IN FOR PORTLAND
I REPEAT
FREDDY ADU

>>74036742
But everyone was shit against Mexico and Costa Rica. Why even deflect to Chandler when everyone else was below par?

>>74036768
Kitchen is a better DM than Bradley. Johnsen is very tall and can be a good target man like Ibrahimovic. He would bully manlet spic defenses in Concacaf.

>>74037322
Chandler has always been particularly bad
Anytime he's in the field he's the target of the opposition because they can go through him like a hot knife through butter
Even that Guatemala game he scored in he was overall not great

>>74037400
Well Arena is going to work with him seeing as how he's already stated he's going to be working with all Klinsmann picks. Right now Chandler is in good form for Eintracht who are 2 points behind Dortmund so he can show if he's good enough or not.

>>74037350
No
Kitchen was a little lower on the depth chart than McCarty when he was here
Klinsmann didn't even play him when he was coach until he went to Scotland
The Scottish league isn't so much better than MLS that it elevated him to that status
Why aren't you going after Alfredo Morales? His club is in a better league

>>74036710
Doyle, stop

>>74034602
nah, >we are stuck in carson for the foreseeable future.

>>74037495
Morales doesnt start that often for Ingolstadt and Kitchen does. Kitchen would fit in as a DM in a 4-4-2 over Bradley who is shit in everything right now. There's no other capable DMs in our pool right now.

>>74037490
That doesn't necessarily mean he'll pick Chandler
Brad Evans routinely outplayed Chandler and he's not even a fullback
Right now it's probably Yedlin and Zusi. Maybe Lichaj, but if Arena saw any game with Chandler playing for the US he would have seen he's the weak link
Again, who gives a fuck about his club form if he's a disaster for the National team?
Brooks is also in that category too but he's younger and had a good Copa America

>>74037609
>Brad Evans

Opinion discarded. Evans is trash and he only played in friendlies.

>>74037609
Yedlin and Zusi arent LBs.

>>74037665
Evans was the starting right back for a lot of the hex games last cycle
And I wasn't holding up Evans as a good player. The US is thin at fullback but anything is better than Chandler

>>74037723
He risked Chandler as a leftback?
Then he's clearly delusional

>>74037350
Bradley really is shit. If Alonso had citizenship he would be starting over Bradley. God just take Bradley out of the team already

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>>74037158
how desperate can Portlel be?

they're doing the FIGHT AND WIN chant right now

ECS are fucking petulant children and they make less autistic Sounders fans look bad in the process

>>74037158
Reminder that US Sawker hipster were really this delusional

http://forums.bigsoccer.com/threads/adu-vs-messi.207280/

>>74037573
Why not Danny Williams?
He plays in a probably better league

>>74038040
He could be a good bench option.

>>74038040
Yeah what happened to people like Williams and Eric Lichaj and Jonathan Spector

I get that Aron Johansson is permacrocked but as far as I know those guys were playing pretty regularly in the Championship

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>>74033606
>>Chandler
If Timmy ever sees another MINUTE of national team action, it will be a fucking crime

>>74038040
I'd love to see more Williams
There just hasn't ever really been room for him with Bradley perma-starting and Klinsy always pairing him with Jones or Beckerman

>>74040168
Chandler is good though. He's also two footed IIRC so he can play as both wingbacks. Arena will show him what to do in contrast to Klinsmann being a retard and telling him to "go do a good job" or some stupid shit he would say.

call me when we aren't talking mutant ninja turtles anymore

>>74040905
>Chandler
>Good

>>74040905
Have you ever seen him with the NT?

He could be charitably described as a liability. He should be playing as neither wingback

>>74040905
Chandler has never been anything but shit for the NT, no matter how good he's apparently looked for his club

>>74041036
Of course not
He just sees the flag next to his club and thinks he's the best option we have
Just like those people who want the guys in Scotland
And Aaron Schoenfeld

>perf

>tfw you play a joy division song and no one cares and then that fallout boy song plays and the bar goes nuts

>>74043474
DANCE DANCE


DISKSRUD

>>74041321
Doyle, go and stay go.

>>74043474
>joy division
OVER-RATED
*CLAP CLAP CLAP-CLAP-CLAP*

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>>74043574
>T-timmy Chandler is world class, w-why can't you fucking mlelsboos see that???

>>74041064
Dont care. Would rather start a Bundesliga starter than My Little Sawker trash.

>its an "Every mlels player being called up must be good because i say so" episode

Wew

>>74044514
>>74044525
>sal zizzo has a senior mens cap

>>74044525
>Failcancer - 5 goals, 7 assists last season for Kansas City and never had more than 10 goals or assists in MLelS

>rightfully trashed by Klinsmann as no longer being at an international level

>now that he's called up by Arena he's "one of the best American midfielders"

You can't reason with MLelS shills. Most of the Camp Cupcake players aren't even good by MLelS standards.

>>74044514
>don't care that he's been trash every time he puts a USA shirt on
Wew
He could be starting for fucking Barcelona for all I care, but if he can't git gud for the national team he has no business being on it

>>74044525
>it's a strawman argument episode

>>74044514
>>74044525
>>74044576
>samefagging this aggressively

>>74044537
>mix diskerud has several caps

>>74044590
available in blue black and gray

>>74044537
>Altishit has 100 caps

>>74044576
This has been bugging me as well. Feilhaber was never good under bob and was shit for years but now that he looked world class against jamaican 420 blaze its, hes better than bradley. Lol

>>74044657
It's the Dozy effect. All you have to do is score against third world islanders or do well in a friendly and now you're suddenly international level and need to start in the World Cup.

National team autism needs to stop

>>74045040
this
what the fuck makes a gubment-sponsored meme team relevant in any way?

>>74044672
Jozy has actually scored in a world cup though, but you've already established that you don't understand players can perform differently for their National team vs their club team

that 2014 World Cup was really fun wasn't it?

>>74048035
No he hasn't
But it's not like we play anything other than friendlies and island nations

Expect this thread to 404 tonight because of the Superbowl

Charlotte is a meme bid
>>74048836
kek

>>74048639
Let it die

>he feels a sense of pride for people who haven't lived in the country they represent for the majority of their lives

>he thinks that anyone that chooses to play in the United States is inferior

>instead of wanting to improve our youth development and domestic game he shills for half german men that defend worse than career MLSers


yurocucks are greater enemy than any NASL or Lower League Shills

>>74049686
MLS is an inferior league. Players should always be trying to break into the better European leagues.

>>74050206
Yurop is the inferior continent

>>74050310
North America has never won a CWC

>>74050310
Their leagues are still way better than ours though.

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Rising the fuck up today


>Soon

>>74048836
>willingly associating yourself with the Trumpatriots

>>74049686
>MLShills consider lower leagues as the enemy
Keep slurping that Garber's semen up

>>74049686
Pulisic had to go to Germany to become good. And you want to rate Mls youth development top fucking kek doyle

>>74050381
So?
Why live in Germany when my great-great-grandfather tried his hardest to get over here?

>>74048035
But jozy has never been good for tournaments and always failed to deliver. Where the fuck did this meme that hes so clutch come from? 2009? Hat trick against Bosnia in a friendly?

>>74051180
bc ur a black soldier who wants to leave a german woman with a kid

>>74051180
Because you can play in a better league and make much better wages and generally be more respected as a player than in the US.

You can still be patriotic and have "muh heart" while living abroad.

>>74049686
MLS is so good that ever promising kid in the academies forces their way out and goes to Europe (see Hyndman, Palmer Brown, Haji Wright) because MLS would rather play geriatric retirees than develop their youth.

Keep slurping up that Garber dick though Doyle.

>>74051274
You shouldn't
Especially since your job is to represent foreign fans and a foreign city

Kicking a ball around should not be a valid justification for leaving the country

>>74051472
You are either autistic or really boring if you think being an athlete and playing overseas is not a valid reason to leave the country.

Would you rather have all our players stay in the US and be stunted by MLS?

>>74051576
Why should they represent the US when not representing American fans and American cities?

I'd rather lose than have a team full of Yuro-based rentboys

>>74051615
Being nationalistic about a sports league is autisic af. I'd rather have the best players from the best leagues than a bunch of burn out MLS players who cashed out.

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>Soon: Rise Up Edition

>>74051615
>yuro rentboys

Why are you so obsessed with them? I always see you bring this up every /mls/ thread. Did they fuck your mother or something?

>>74051686
Then fuck off to Yurop where you can get that yurocum first hand

>>74051702

>Prolapsed Anus Stadium

>im supposed to be the gay one

I love this great sense of camaraderie and community we have here at /mls/ + /ayy/

>>74051723
I don't have a high opinion of professional athletes
Leaving the country for more money is selling out
Which is fine, but I don't want them on the national team

>>74051725
>>74051793
Doyle pls

>>74051723
He's just yr typical insecure American soccer fan.

>>74051615
Your autism knows no bounds Doyle

>>74051793
Donovan went to England

Altidore went to Europe (and failed)

Bradley played in Europe

Beasley played in Europe

Dempsey's best years were in the Premier League

Howard spent the majority of his career in the Premier League as well.

Every promising American player has gone or will go to Europe someday. Does this trigger you Doyle-kun?

>>74051793
[autism intensifies]

>>74051790
Maybe if this faggot who only wants to talk about the ninja turtles would fuck off back to /bundes/ so we can actually talk about MLS

>>74052662
You need to stop being obsessed with german football doyle.

>>74052701
>football
tippity top kek

Did they bully you out of /bundes/ for being an American plastic? Is that why you're here shilling so hard for Timmy Chandler?

>>74051723
He's a shill. How else do you explain his retardation?

>>74052723
>dude muh Chandler is bad, hey guys Chandler is bad

Jesus fucking christ, what in the fuck is your problem with Chandler you autist? No wonder people call you Doyle.

>>74052878
Dunno bud, you're the one hanging out here insisting he's world class when your precious Klinnsmann LITERALLY dropped him from camp and called up some Liga MX shitter instead

>>74052908
>everyone is the same poster

Yeah, you're retarded. I see no one in this thread bringing up Chandler other than you Doyle.

>>74053015
>w-wasn't me guys, I swear

>>74034184
>>74037490
>>74040905
>>74044514

>WORLD CLASS FOR EINTRACHT THO

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>>74053144
You need to take your medication Doyle

>>74053277
>I see no one in this thread bringing it up

Oh, but you do, my europhile friend
Doesn't necessarily mean it's (You)

>>74052878
Do you not have a problem with him shitting it up when he has a USA shirt on? How delusional are you to actually believe that he's been any good with the national team?

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>it's a "yurocucks and Doylefags fling shit at each other" episode

I hate reruns

>>74053456
I dont give a shit about Chandler you retard yet he triggered Doyle enough to keep shitting up these threads. Who is autistic enough to keep typing this shit

>>74053498
You seem pretty autistic yourself to be honest

>he spends his sunday mornings in a general for a league he hates

Just go get a german proxy and post in /bundes/ so no one will bully you for your flag. I know that's where you'd rather be.

>>74053543
>everyone against me is a yuroboo.

See, this is the pinnacle of autism right here. You and everyone else baiting your retarded ass need to fuck off from /mls/ and take this shit in another thread.

>>74053605
>LOL U MAD DOYLE
>MLELS A SHIT

Are you implying that you're not a euroboo?

>>74052827
I'm pretty sure he is at this point. Always the same fucking shit every single time in every thread.

>Dude Chandler is bad guys

>Dude yurocucks guys

>Dude unpatriotic rentboys guys

>>74052827
>>74053651
>replying to yourself

If somehow you're unable to agree with the fact that Chandler has been bad for the national team, then you might be the shill here

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>>74053640
>>74053674

Do you actually find your autism to be entertaining enough to shit up /mls/?

>>74053651
>everyone is the same poster

Weren't you bitching about this five minutes ago

>>74053733
/mls/ was fine before you brought your obsession with Matt Doyle in here

>>74053753
Because it's so fucking obvious that it's one autist shitting up this thread. We don't need this faggot to be constantly typing up cringe inducing shit to defend mls. In fact, we were doing just fine not paying attention to the anti-mls shitposting without this Doyle fag replying to everyone.

Do you seriously want to keep posting in this thread with Doyle shitting it up? I'm getting sick and tired of this.

>>74053824
k cool
no one is forcing you to stay

i'll admit that i'm giving you a lot of (You)s
but I'm not the "yuro rentboys" guy or the "leftist politics" guy

>tfw no preseason games until tuesday

any news?

Paging SuperQuakesFag, where's the fantasy league at

>>74054116
News:
>Doyle
>Perf
>404 incoming

>all this autism

>>74054116
>>perf

>>74055901
It will never go away

Big, strong, muscular and ELITE Sydney FC lads

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>tfw no qtpi gf to watch games with

>>74056921
>Nike
this won't fly in MLS m8

>>74056921
>sacramento republic fc
this won't fly in MLS m8

>>74058704
Real Sacramento City United FC

>>74058936
>the "united" represents how our two ownership groups came together during a crucial moment in our proud club's history

>>74060912
Me first

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>>74058936
>>74059304
If this actually happens i'm going to fucking murder somebody
then i'll murder myself

>atlfag busy spamming soon
>doesn't realize that everyone will forget them when falcons win

Any preseason games today or has that ship sailed.

>>74063173
Not until tuesday

>>74064619
Goddammit.

>atlanta united to win MLS cup

>cheatriots

Jay Heaps' revenge

There's Stuff Holden
That sucks

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>>74070992
>Implying
they're gonna end up like Chivas USA, except the plane is gonna burn brighter on the way down

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I WANT YOUR LOVE

Remember if you spend 9 hours a day painting with your own feces you deserve as much money as anyone else even if no one buys your art.

>>74077065
Do you actually watch this shit?

>>74076910
They spent a shit ton of money and are EASILY one of the best teams in the league while being a fucking expansion team

>>74078016
>giving shit about the NWSL but not about watching the NASL

Get your priorities straight, buddy

>>74078016
>yfw nwsl is unironically going to air on Lifetime

>>74080442
Why not? USL airs on YouTube

Come to think of it, does NASL air anywhere? Do they have a TV deal?

>>74080953
Youtube is a much, much better platform than lifetime

>>74080953
WNBA used to air on Lifetime. Once the ratings went up it started getting picked up by Fox and ESPN2 again.

NWSL is gonna hang in there. Being the best players in the world certainly helps.

Sport of America's future, gents.

>>74080953
NASL was airing games on CBS Sports during the fall, don't know if they're gonna keep that deal tho
They were also airing games on some obscure sports network whose name I can't remember rn, they also had a deal with WatchESPN where basically every game that wasn't on CBS, ONESports (NYC), or that other obscure network was streamed on WatchESPN
It'll actually be harder to watch my Loons now that we've moved to MLelS

Too bad the Falcons are collapsing like the Revs anytime they get near the cup

>>74083765
They only need to win by one.

>le cancer man sighting

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>>74083765
>2017
>all the champions make /sp/ mad

It's inevitable.

Where were you when >soonfags were put on suicide watch?

>>74084855

but bama lost

>>74087391
>implying anyone here likes Clemson

oh god here it comes

I'm sorry, >soon bro

Incoming

cancer man BTFO lmao

Get fuck alantashit poster.

keep the thread bumped lads

ATLANTA BTFO

>>74088276

>implying literally anybody but Alabamans wanted the tide to win

Which is the most meme team in the MLS? They are guaranteed to win.

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>>74090789

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>>74090789
Back to back mlsc ups? Why, sure!

>>74090789
U N I O N

>>74090789
Sadly I'd go with ATL

>tfw the bad guys won tonight

>>74048836
>Futbol vs Football

When will this meme headline end?

Bump for preseason week.

>>74091855
When the NFL has one too many head injuries, and MLS is confirmed for the 21st Century American Sport.

Revs confirmed to lose MLSc up

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>>74090789

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GET HYPE

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>>74092518
Cry moar.

>>74092427
That wouldn't be anything new.
>5 (FIVE) time runner ups

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>>74092861
Who is crying, my friend?

too many memes

too many memes

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SUP GENTS

404

>>74094961
pls no

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Sounders desu senpai

>soon fags on suicide watch

>>74093164
SMUG
M
U
G

>the south will rise again, they said

Is Atlanta chimping out yet?