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/tennis/ - Davis Cup Edition

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Welcome back friends

First Round Matches:

Argentina vs. Italy
Germany vs. Belgium
Australia vs. Czech Republic
United States vs. Switzerland
Japan vs. France
Canada vs. Great Britain
Serbia vs. Russia
Croatia vs. Spain

Matches already played:

Thompson (Aus) def. Vesely (Cze) (1-0)
Kyrgios (Aus) def. Satral (Cze) (2-0)

Gasquet (Fra) def. Daniel (Jpn) (1-0)
Simon (Fra) def. Nishioka (Jpn) (2-0)

Ongoing matches:

Kohlschreiber (Ger) vs. Darcis (Bel)

Discuss, shitpost and debate.
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I hate this scheduling.
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>Kohlscheisser
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What's with everybody using singers for your anthem?
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>>74009128

>Davis Cup...
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>>74009387
Why so glum, Texas? You have a decent chance
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>>74009437
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>>74009319
I TRIED SO HARD
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>>74009387
>Gonzalez retired
>Massu retired

JUST
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>>74009559

>Rios
>Gonzales
>Massu

wake me up
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>>74009128
>Argentina vs. Italy
>Germany vs. Belgium

the only 2 matches where the outcome is unknown....all the others are easy mode to one team or the other
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Rocha?
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our year tbqh
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>2017
>Fed just won a GS

Is this the best timeline?
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>Pella shitting the bed against sum 40yo italian

WE WANT CHARLIE!
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>>74009860
interesting choices for your singles rubbers

was del pony the only one unavailable?
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>>74009870
Also Delbonis...
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>>74009870
nope, tennis day is cheta day....
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>>74009934
meant for this >>74009784
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How can one man be so GOAT?
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>>74009387

>tfw you will never throw chairs to the Argentinians again
>you will never win Olympic golds both in singles and doubles
>you will never have a top one in the world again

why live
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Pella is playing awful, Monaco tier...
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JUST
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https://www.reddit.com/r/tennis/comments/5ro9ga/i_got_inked_for_the_aus_open_final_my_fedal_tattoo/
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Does anyone have a stream with germoney?

Some Nazi streaming portal bought the tv rights this year.
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>>74010052
http://www.rojadirecta.me/

check there, Alemania means Germany in mexican language
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>>74009967
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>>74010089
thanks
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>mfw live 1km away from the arena but forgot to buy tickets
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>>74010119
is the stadium full anyways?
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>>74010132
doesn't looks like it's full
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>>74010119
>tfw they were charging $70 for the davis cup today in melbourne
absolute robbery especially when you could watch decent australian open matches for that price a week or two ago
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>chokeschreiber
Please save us Zverevs
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STARTET DIE PANZER AGAIN
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>>74010011
nice try reddit
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>>74010011
>shaved legs
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KEK SPAIN
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>>74009387
how are gonzalo lama and that really tall guy doing?
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>>74009860

sorry argies you arent gonna meme your way through the cup again... charly pella delbo mayer actually winning all those matches was once in a lifetime

combined 3-93 atp tour record
meanwhile 10-1 davis cup record
i'm making the numbers up but you get me
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>>74010965
Maradonna on suicide watch
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>>74010956
Lama is injured I guess, that's why he is not playing and Barrios took his place. The tall guy is Nicolas Jarry, he won his match a few hours ago

Meanwhile, charly is getting rekt by seppi
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Can't wait for clay season. It's so easy on the eye.
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>>74009851
Indeed it is
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>>74010932
Did Karlovic retire from DC after that horrendous final?
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>>74011101
same lad

wish we had clay courts here
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>>74011319
You don't? I thought Clay was the most common type in urop.

Pretty much every outdoor court in Spain/France/Ger/Italy is clay. Some fancy clubs have gras and hard is for indoors.
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Djokovic about to get BTFO by Medvedev lads
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>>74011355
Hope not. Davis Cup will tire him out and carries additional risks for injury.
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>>74011474
you're saying that as though it's a bad thing
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>>74011505
That what i meant with "I hope he doesn't get btfo"
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>already broken

kek
bot is fucking dead
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>Quitovic
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>>74011526
supporting Djokovic isn't allowed on /tennis/ lad
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>tfw fed will finally do the CYGS
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>>74011538
But I want him to advance if it means less stamina for the tour. 2015 still burns.
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>>74011563
ah makes sense. my bad
hope it's a five setter that he ends up losing, in that case
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>Medveshit
>>74011575
while Serbia wins the other ties, of course
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kek what's wrong with the bot
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Seppi is also choking hard.
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You now remember Tipsarevic.
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just came back from Skugor - Carreno Busta, awesome much.
Drama, everything.

Also, plenty of hot chicks, i wish i had shovered beforehand
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>this Djokovic match
WTA tier
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>>74011692
always shower when you're going to be around other people
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>>74011765
*people that you might meet again
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>>74011791
ehh, anyone you're going to be around for an extended period of time, even though it may only be once. you don't want to subject strangers to your BO
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>Nolé struggling to hold 1 (one) service game
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>>74011880
thanks you based pepe
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charly is choking again
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BASED WARLOCQ
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>Djokobitch
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Bot looking like he couldn't care less about tennis
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So Rafa, do you know what you're going to get me for Christmas yet?
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>Russians in charge of keeping score
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Is this what tennis is reduced to outside of slams?

>budget venues with literally hundreds of people watching
>plebs making a continuous fucking racket of noise
>djokovic playing like utter GARBAGE
>officials can't even keep track of the score properly
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>>74012070
>russia
That Italy - Argentina is pretty fun to watch.
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>>74012070
people don't care about DC that much. masters are better though
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>>74012105
I've seen a few masters and they're fun, but this is just fucking depressing.
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Djokovic completely bottling it against a literal who

Unbelievable
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This is finally our year?

Right?
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>>74012119
you've chosen a pretty bad match to start DC with. sometimes DC matches are fun too. last year's DC had some great matches in the later stages
this one is especially shit though, I agree
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Serbia has some top tier slags 2bh lads
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>>74011687
he has been playing a bunch of challengers and winning them, he will be back by grass season i bet you. 2016 was a weird year for him, its almost like he wasn't going to make it back, but he started improving drastically
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Could GB beat CAN 5-0, or will Inglot choke up the doubles again?
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>>74012141
yes. completely your year. it was your year last year too, but phm/nm fucked it up. dont worry lads, we had it worse. literally the only year we had a chance somehow the bryans lost their first dc match ever.

this time france will win
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>>74012134
Poposicles will crush the EBKE
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So who is gonna meme its way up to the final this year, lads?
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>>74012070
is this your first time watching a davis cup match? be honest.
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>>74012211
Probably us if the Zverevs keep playings.

Can't wait for Alex vs.Nick
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>>74012211
Italy if Fogmeme keeps some meme magic in the bag.
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>>74012223
I've watched some of the final round matches of Switzerland v. France back when Switzerland won a few years back, but apart from that, yes.
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>>74012233
sounds good on paper but I suspect Kyrgios is gonna mentally check out in set 2
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>>74012248

Are you really from UAE or is that a proxy?
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>>74012252
UAE-kun is always in tennis threads
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>>74012252
literally posting from Burj Khalifa lad
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Evans can't stop double faulting, and this guy still wont break him.
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>foot fault
rigged
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Will Federer win Dubai this year lads?
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Did Nole even lose more weight? He's getting close to true Auschwitz mode.
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>>74012310
is he coming to Dubai this year for sure?
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>>74012320
http://www.atpworldtour.com/en/tournaments/dubai/495/overview
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>Raonic going on the SA claycourt season
wot
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>>74012352
Need EZ wins and clay practise.
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>>74012331
nice. might go for a cheeky early round
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>Not a single literal leaf in thread
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>>74012352
funny, isner tried this last year for fatigue reasons and it failed horribly. he lost to some clay rat nonames (in superlong tiebreaks)
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>>74012430
this isn't like hockey
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>>74012420
Careful you don't get decapitated on your way there for not being islamic enough.
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>eurosport doesnt show davis cup or any of the ATP tour apart from grand slams
Why the fuck did i buy an annual subscription i want my fucking money back
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>>74012761
at least you have biathlon and figure ice skating.

all.
fucking.
day.
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>>74012761
GB vs CAN on BBC Red Button, or online.
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>Kyrios lost to this leaf
phew
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IOrCBo4kWM

>get a new GOAT backhand at 35 years old

2nd RG and 8th Wimbledon incoming
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Why is every Canadian player a Slav?
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>>74012779
and snooker, dont forget snooker
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>>74012070
>>plebs making a continuous fucking racket of noise

That's part of the Davis Cup fun
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>>74012954
kek I've noticed that too

Shapovalov has such a nice play style
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Can Pospisil recover some top 30 form, or just flake off?
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>>74013066
nah, he was incredibly lucky to have some of the results he did back in 2014/15
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>U S A

is anyone a\else watching this?
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>>74013208
>Birmingham
oh, nevermind
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how do i refund eurosport
also
what should i buy so that i can watch the entire ATP tour
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>>74012070
>djokovic playing like utter GARBAGE
He just did that IN a slam you stupid cuck
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>>74013337
tennistv
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>>74013337
just watch streams lad

fucking edmund
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>>74013470
£60 a year thats expensive af
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>>74014294
Nvm its worse than that, £75
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Is Edmund south african when he loses?
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only way I see >us not winning the whole thing is if GB make the final and Murray plays, although I suppose France might be tricky too

I would have added Serbia but it looks likes the Bot is finally done
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just when you think there's not reason to go to MTF

http://www.menstennisforums.com/2-general-messages/872193-federers-players-box-ao-2017-a.html
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>>74015962
>hmm yes... she's very talented... and hard working
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>have separate soccer teams
>play davis cup as Great Britain

why is this allowed
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>>74015077
Spain with Nadal playing in Spain
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>>74016160
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>>74015962
kek, that fucking conversation took a predictable turn
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>the city of the Zverev family
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>>74016160
football was invented here
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would kek if the germans lost this tie
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>>74021837
All you ever hear from them is
>Muh Family
>Muh brother

I guess they aren't just good doubles partners.
And alex sucks at doubles.
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Rochas will push Argentina to an epic comeback!
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>Cibulkova v Poots

how do I handle all this thiccness
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importing these russians was a mistak
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>5th set TB

explain this
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damn this dude on the polish team looks like my dad
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germans are fucked

>>74023642
yeah it's a disgrace
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>>74023716
how come Kosovo got a Davis Cup team? dont they compete under serbia flag in atp and itp?
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https://twitter.com/Carretero77/status/827841951806394370

lmao
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>>74024032
Their football team was 'recognized' by FIFA recently, so I guess /wecountrynow/
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>>74024218
What did he mean by this?
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>>74024258
but isnt there like a bunch of countries that dont recognize them...i mean how do you do when Kosovo get to play Russia/Serbia/Ukraine, etc...

>inb4 kosovo world champions by w/o
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>>74024458
I remember at Euro2016 Russia and Ukraine weren't allowed to play each other so maybe something similar? Kosovo are nowhere near the level of Russia and Serbia anyway but I look forwardd to the riots when they do play each other
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>>74024642
remember the drone incident in Serbia vs Albania...
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>>74024717
Kek yeah. If anyone can make tennis violent it would be the former Czechoslovakian countries

Just found this
>Djokovic's father was born in Kosovo, as were his uncle and his aunt
Imagie if the bot repatriates to Kosovo and leads them to tennis glory
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>>74024815
>serbia, kosovo, albania
>Czechoslovakian

british """""education"""""
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>>74025075
Same shit though, right?
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lol our players just completely failed a chestbump

didn't think that was even possible

still tho suck it Poles
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who cares about this gay sport anyways
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My serve is so fucking bad lmao
hahahahaha
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le most dangerous lead
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I guess no one likes the doubles rubber.
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>>74024815
i remember him wearing KOSOVO IS SERBIA t-shirts when they were separating,
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I think Canada's pretty much done at this point. They have to somehow hope Popsicle can pull off a win against Evans and then Shapovalov against Edmund. One win might be possible, but two seems extremely unlikely.
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>>74026049
what did he mean by this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jivlGDs8J9I
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where is the stream
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>>74034561
For what?
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>>74033926
Sexy Seppi
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>based kia-san will never present the award to the champion at every event
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>>74033926
wew
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>>74024815
>former Czechoslovakian
>>74033926
kek what the fuck
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pepper your angus america
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Holy fuck where the good tennis players at?
Federer winning the aussieb owl literally made me hungry for some tennis again.
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>>74044978
you mean you didn't watch djoko almost lose to some russian literal who
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>>74045066
I've heard about it. Shame our supposed Slavic savior could only last for 1.5 sets before running out of gas, despite being 20 yo (lel)
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>not on tv
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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based istomin putting uzbekistan on his back

imagine if he carried them to the world group lmao
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>sweden in group 2 and struggling against tunisia
how the mighty have fallen
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>>74045337
I thought Sharia considered sports haram?
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Is he the future GOAT?
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>mfw future GOAT gets btfo by balding guy from brussels
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Why is this fucking Frankfurt crowd so obnoxious?
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darcis > the entirety of germany

>>74045608
poor man's kyrgios
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>>74045720
How is it different England or France?
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>>74045720
it's davis cup, it's supposed to be
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>>74045746
from
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>>74022435
So was tennis.
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>>74045753
They are not the eternal kraut
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based Darcy's
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>People in Vietnam can watch German Davis Cup matches while I can't
Streaming service that bought the exclusive rights went down because people mass exploit the free month for Davis cup

Capitalism was a mistake
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>>74045900
>not going on stopstream or batmanstream
What's your excuse?
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kek zverev btfo'd hard by slicing old belgian mug
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>>74045925
I'm doing that but I can't really consider it watching if i can barely make out the ball due to low res.

currently searching for acestream
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>my face when darcis doesn't know how to hit a topspin backhand
and nadal lost to this guy
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>our fate will rest in Phillip "I hope my fancy backhand doesn't implode today" Kohlschreiber hands
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>>74045900
in australia davis cup has to be on free TV by law
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>those airhorn users
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>>74046177
I prefer that band the French bring with them as well. That tuba guy is based.
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>memerev
just send his brother
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Back to Russia with both of them
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>>74046269
>Alexander "Sascha" Zverev Jr. (born 20 April 1997) is a German born professional tennis player of Russian heritage
>German-born with foreign heritage
>20 April
You bet your ass the ATP has to rig tournaments for him to win, else he's gonna be dissatisfied with tennis and we'll repeat history's mistake
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>>74046313
elaborate I'm only on /pol/ for happenings
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germany should have prepared a grass court and played mischa in the singles
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>>74046393
wew, do you even know your history?
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>>74046411
Actually yes but I'm extremely bad remembering dates.
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>>74046437
Hitler's birthday

>tfw only know this because of 4chan
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Do you think Murry will ever look back at his career and wonder how on Earth did he lose to Mischa fucking Zverev?
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>>74046478
He had a shit day and was surprised by or unprepared for the S&V style.

He probably hadn't played one of these players in years.
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>tfw you're country can't send the highest ranked guy for the deciding singles rubber
is davis cup rigged?
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I remember watching 2014 Roland Garros and when the camera zoomed in on Federer's face I was like "Fuck, he looks 40" and now he just won a slam? Surreal scenes.
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>>74046902
Him and Nadal were pretty lucky that Murray & Djokovic choked so early. After that they smelled blood.
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>>74046902
weak era tho

the #1 and #2 were two scrubs whose names I can't even remember because they couldn't even reach the 4th round
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>memecis
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>zvekek
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2 gud
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INVADE ONCE MORE
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why on earth did he play doubles yesterday? he's shit at it and it looked like it might have cost him today, bizarre decision
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>>74047157
eternal kraut btfo
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feels good being from a relevant tennis nation that doesn't choke away davis cup ties it should win
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>german """players"""
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>Kohlscheisser
>Zvelel
>Memeyer
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Germany fell for the "young wiz kid" meme, Meyer would have crush Dracis,,,
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Will Germany give a fuck about a dead rubber?
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only two more months till our queen returns. She will win Rolland Garros.
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>>74048334
inb4 she loses to serena for the millionth time
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>>74048334
>no dope

She will be useless.
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>>74048349
>>74048366
the thing about Maria is her work ethic, theres not one player who is as serious and dedicated about tennis than she is. Just following her during this year shes had off ive seen it, shes the type of person who wants to come back stronger to prove all the naysayers wrong, and i truly think thats exactly what she'll do. Just wait..
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>>74048334
Don't think she'll win a slam this year but got a feeling she will make the quarter finals in one of them.
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>>74048432
nah m8
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>>74048467
i think shes gonna win RG, in fact i think she'll have one of her best seasons ever. The rest of the lot isnt that great or consistent and the majority of the fear based Masha. Shes will make tennis 1000x better and im so excited for it.
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>>74048516
you know nothing
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>>74048334
why can't /ten/ have good taste?
>annoying grunt
>horrible on the bed (according to adam levine anyway)
>probably lesbian as well
>31
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>>74048574
i have impeccable taste. go ahead and name a few of your waifus pleb.
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>>74048572
I cant hear the loud audible groan this post is invalid
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>>74048574
>>31
what did he mean by this?
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the only thing that annoys me about sharapova is the retarded way she fist pumps
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>>74048616
30 years old by the end of this year, my bad

>>74048595
Hantuchova, Hingis, Konta, Muguruza
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>>74048572
She couldn't compete for number 1 before the suspension and now the field has got more competitive she won't stand a chance, especially without the meldonium
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At least Sherapova is actually a decent player unlike Bouchard.

Both go for the Tennis Barbie image. That's why Serena is always better.
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>Zverev is the best German tennis player
>still got raped by some literal who ranked 141
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When career-ending pregnancy comes back she'll take a shit on all you are waifus
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>>74048807
>owl
kek, I remembered /ten/ had a field day when she lost to Aga in the AO 14
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>>74048661
>Hantuchova
ok i like her but she plays like one tournament a year, also 33, well past her prime
>Hingis
shes nice, double babby now though
>Konta
i dont even know what to say about her, average waifu material, p cute, will never win a major
>Mugu
One slam wonder, will never win another. Pretty much a spanish, less talented, less pretty version of Masha


how often do you watch/follow wta?

>>74048707
>now the field has got more competitive
what? maybe at the 10-20 rank threshold, the top 10 are all inconsistent plebs now. Masha is already a top 3 player, even after her suspension time.

>>74048755
>Both go for the Tennis Barbie image
Masha is literally the supervillian of tennis, she just happens to be the most beautiful girl on the planet
>>
>>74048881
I think your judgement is blinkered by your obsession with Sharapova. She's not even the best /grunterwho'stakenanextendedbreakfromtennis/
>>
>>74048881
>actually watching WTA
there's your problem
time for watching women's tennis would be better spent on googling the players' names if they happen to be pretty
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>>74048947
i like vika too, dont get me wrong

>>74048952
>he doesnt watch wta
just leave you stupid gook
>>
>>74049022
Karsten Braasch is why I don't take the womeme's tour seriously.
>>
>>74049127
Why? are you implying that women from other sports could beat their male counterpart? youre the worst poster on /ten/ and i hate you.
>>
>>74049179
>stop disliking waifu
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>>74049219
it was that at first but now hes just hating for no reason.
>>
>Martina Hingis' estranged husband claims she's an off-court cheater as he tells how he walked in on her with another man when he made a surprise visit to see her in New York
>Hutin, 26, claims he caught Hingis, 32, in a hotel room with another man in 2011
>The French equestrian says she was unfaithful a second time in 2012
>Hingis released a statement on Monday saying she and her husband are separated
>>
>>74049179
>>74049022
>Ameriwaifus
>>
>>74049273
>british women
>>
>>74049303
>being this defensive
Everyone involved with women's tennis is just so toxic
>>
>>74049263
what would /ten/ do if you got cucked by the same woman 2 times
>>
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>>74049331
kek im not. im jk, swan is a qt
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>>74049412
>>
Give Dan Evans your power lads

\o/
>>
>Fed 35
>Nadal 30
>Murray/Novak 29

Were are all the good young tennis players?
>>
>>74049999
they 23-28 bracket is objectively awful

the group after that (zverev/kyrgios/thiem/etc) might be better but all have their flaws -- I think we will go back to the early 2000s soon where we had a bunch of one slammers
>>
>>74045608
>unshaven Fed

delet this
>>
>>74049999
nice quads

Prime age was shifted due to advancements in sport science. Tennis also has become more physical because of the slow ass courts.

Also this
>>74050045

Ditimitrov generation folded the moment they got some big bucks.
>>
Since 2005 who outside the big 4 has even won a slam?

Like 3 people?
>>
>>74050139
Based Cilic and Del pootro and Stan are all i can think of
>>
>>74050139
Stan, Delpo &
>Cilic

Actually since 2005 if you exclude Serafin wining the AO
>>
>>74050216
I should stop posting today.
>>
>>74050195
>>74050216

>tfw you realise Stan only needs Wimbledon to complete the career slam

Should be the big 5 desu
>>
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>>74050139
>>74050195
Hey I was actually almost perfect
Who the fuck is Marat Safin
>>
>>74050245
>Wawrinka Career titles: 15
>Murray Career titles: 44
>Djokovic Career titles: 67
>Nadal Career titles: 69
>Federer Career titles: 89

big 4 thanks
>>
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>yfw you realise Stan can not be beaten in Slam finals
>>
>>74050304

Slam titles

>EBAM - 3
>Van man - 3
>>
>>74050245
It's never been big 4.

It's been just Fedal and then Djoko coming late to the party.

Murray is no way up there.
>>
>>74050321
>slams should be the only decider
r u dumb
>>
>>74050346

>counting meme titles
>>
>>74050413
GS are the memes, everyone knows this
>>
are they showing Dan Evans on BBC
>>
>>74050139
Murray, Cilic, Safin, Delpony.
>>
>>74050216
>Serafin
lel
>>
>>74050701
>Dan Evans on BBC
absolutelyharam.jpg

But yes, it's only online though
>>
>>74050771
streaming it rn. wish they streamed all DC matches
>>
>>74050800
They stream all the Brit ones but there's not much intereset if EBAM isn't playing. I imagine the licensing is a clusterfuck preventing all Davis Cup matches being streamed in one place
>>
Dan 'Chat Shit Get Banged' Evans
>>
P O S P I S I L
O
S
P
I
S
I
L
>>
lmao that volley was pure chokejob
>>
Is it all over for davis cup 2017?
Evans started off so fucking well, why is he jobbing to this fucking leaf
IM ANGRY
ANDY MURRAY WHY DIDNT YOU FUCKING PLAY
>>
roflmao
>>74051287
think EBKE's got the other tie 2bh
>>
>>74051368
HOLY FUCK DID EVANS GET BROKEN AGAIN ALREADY
you better be right about KE
>>
>"great" britain
>>
pretty annoying when you're against a tall server
>>
kek that lob was hilarious. everyone just got so quiet
>>
Italy is going to choke epicly.
>>
BREAK THIS CUNT DAN
DO IT NOW
>>
>the French province of Canada
>>
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>>74050704

>Murray

Mad frog because you have no relevant players
>>
>>74051673
>5 faces
theres only 4 anon
>>
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>>74051689
>>
>>74051689
There is one face four times.
4 times + 1 face = 5. You, retard.
>>
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>>74051673
Federer and Wawrinka are pretty much French tbqhwyfam
>>
>>74051819
>>
YES DAN
>DAN
DAN
>DAN
DAN
>DAN
DAN
>DAN
DAN
>DAN
DAN
>>
>>74051876
Stan maybe, Roger not so much.
>>
>>74051876

Federer is more English than French m8
>>
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>yfw Federer is actually African
>>
>>74049999
They're called generation useless for a reason.
>no one under 30 will win a GS this year
>>
>>74052046
>>no one under 30 will win a GS this year
fuck
>>
>>74052046

Its the only reason i think Nadal or Novak might still break Feds GS record

Once Fed retires (in a year or two lets be honesty) if he doesnt win anymore that only puts Nadal 4 off and Novak 6 off

And really who is going to stop Nadal from winning more slams? Literally the only person who could beat him at the AO was a 35 year old Federer coming back off of a 6 month lay off

its hilarious when you think about it
>>
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>>74052005
>we wuz tennismen n shit
>>
guyz im in love with dan now
>>
>Evans has won 6 (six) games in a row
>Pospisil has been broken 3 (three) times in a row
>>
>>74052083
Murray & Djokovic if they aren't on their period.

Also pretty much any shitter as you can see in the last few years. AO was a bizarro Slam.
>>
>>74052145
Don't you think he looks tired?
>>
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>>74052083
>And really who is going to stop Nadal from winning more slams?
>>
>>74052216
who? Pospisil? yeah, he kinda does. saw him stretching his leg a couple of games ago. happens when people start losing 2bh. your body starts giving up on you as you start to lose confidence
>>
>>74052299
God damn he's lucky he didn't get broken again
>>
>>74052279
His own steroid-addled glass knees will stop him.
>>
EVANS I HATE YOU
>>
P O P S I C L E
O
P
S
I
C
L
E
>>
bretty good dropshot
>>
>>74052731
Relax Ahmed, Kyle Edmund will probably win the next match.
>>
>>74052836
im white, eat my ass Muhammad
but what makes you think that Kyle will win
>>
WTF the match [Argentina - Italy] was suspended temporarily because of god pee.
>>
>>74052887
I hope you dont lose in the first round
I want to see del pootro in action
>>
come on Canada!
>>
>>74052883
He's South African
>>
Come on Popsicle, beat that fucking inbred.
>>
>>74053582
fuck you fag
>>
>dan evans
why did i get my hopes up lol
>>
C A N A D A
A
N
A
D
A
>>
>lost to a fucking leaf

Will Evans even recover?
>>
it was very fun out there at the event today, but ultimately a shitty result.

some tournaments next week.
>>
>>74048172
In Davis Cup, there is no stopping of Mr. Davis-Cup-man.
>>
>federer will end this year with 21 slams
>>
>>74054309
respect for that showing, both the fans and the scrub players. sometimes DC is the best
>>
>>74056020
...and a prostate exam.
>>
>>74056095
i loved it, man. almost lost my voice. you can't hear the half of it on tv though.
>>
OH SHIT CANADA!
>>
kek I thought he was injured until I saw the replay of him hitting the umpire.
>>
>>74057231
What just happened?
>>
>>74057409
The guy got broke, so hit a ball in anger. It hit the umpire full pelt in the eye
>>
>>74057409
Canadian player took a ball out of his pocket and smacked it and it hit the umpire in the face. He was disqualified.
>>
>>74057433
lmao i need a webm
>>
>>74057451
https://twitter.com/MRisingStar18/status/828368872592044032
>>
>>74057433
>>74057444
>>74057476
I feel bad for the kid, it was only getting worse for him and then that happens
I hope they don't hate the poor guy hes only 17
>>
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>>74057476
No choice but to disqualify him tbqh.
>>
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>leafs in charge of not trying to kill umpires
>>
It's a bit unfair for Canada, he probably didn't do it on purpose.

Well he was losing anyway.
>>
>you now remember Nalbandian's chimp out at Queens
>>
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>>74057586
Yes.
>>
>>74057568
>he probably didn't do it on purpose.

Obviously. Like when Tim Henman swung his racket and it hit a ballgirl at Wimbledon and was disqualified.
>>
>Canadian tennis

JUST
>>
>>74057503
I miss the ultimate tennis power couple
>>
France is going to destroy Britain anyway
Gasquet, Tsonga & Simon > Murray,Evans,Edmund
>>
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wew lads
>>
>>74058385
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
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>>74058385
>Murray against the french
It will be fine
>>
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>>74058385
You've just got to believe.
>>
>>74058441
Fucking limped over the line against a bunch of literal whos. Sure Murray will win his singles but not the rest.
>>
>>74058385
EBAM will demolish Gascuck, Bonga and Pouille (Simon won't play because we will realise that he's a joke).
>>
>>74058499
Jamie Murray + anyone = doubles win
Andy murray = 2 singles wins
Dan evans / kyle edmund = a pretty good chance against most players tbqh
>>
>>74058499
Pos is a decent player on a shit run at the moment. Judy murray's fanny has produced better tennis players than any country last year
>>
>>74058499
Murray will win his 2 singles but France still has to win the doubles (the other Murray is a decent dubs player). The singles should be easy unless Gascuck or someone else chokes though.
>>
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>>74058593
>Jamie Murray + anyone = doubles win
tbqh, Herbert/Mahut are still the world number one in doubles, so they have a decent chance.
>>
haha wow, just found out what happened. insane, but he was going to lose anyway
>>
>>74058648
Gasquet doesn't choke too much he just plays like dogshit against the Big 3 (Sorry Stan) He normally beats players worse than him, he just doesn't raise his game against the best and he bottles it. Just play Gasquet vs anyone but EBAM and he will win
>>
>>74058723
Murray was part of the best doubles team last year
>>
>>74058723
jamie was world number 1 at the end of the year
>>
>>74058748
haha, wow. great post mark, haha
>>
>>74058846
alri 313
>>
>>74058385
The only thing that matters is who has the best singles player everyone else is irrelevant
>>
should it be /tennis/ or /ten/ going forwards?
>>
>>74059112
Always /tennis/ because many people will ctrl+f+tennis on the catalog.
>>
>>74059112
/out/
>>
>>74059112
>>>/asp/
>>
Business proposition to fix the Davis cup:
Make it so if a player wins his singles match he's not allowed to play another
>>
>>74059386
Business idea: you go back to /brit/
>>
>>74059386
Force players to play.
Did you see the Swiss team?
>>
>>74059505
you can't do that m8
>>
>>74059505
jeez, just checked their ranks
davis cup is broken
>>
Holy shit Shapovalov BTFO'ed that umpire
http://streamable.com/u9tf8
gave edmund a free win
>>
>>74063106
Slowpoke.
>>
>>74063106
hey, didn't think to check davis cup results for today until recently
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