/epl/

ManUtd???????

you WILL be supporting arsenal tomorrow, right /sp/?

>>74009148
i'm spurs m8. always want chelsea to lose unless they're playing the scum is how it works. although a draw would be best desu

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>/sp/ said there are no good American managers

>>74009254
/sp/ says a lot of crazy things.

>>74009254
He looks brazilian and so does his name, so imagine my surprise when i found out hes a burger-german

Ian Ayre is a fucking crook, I have no idea why Liverpool hired him after his time at Huddersfield.

>>74009363
Just another scapegoat.

>>74009393
Well, I don't know much about his time at Liverpool desu but he fucked Huddersfield up nicely.

>Real Madrid star Cristiano Ronaldo has been named the world's highest-earning athlete for the first time, becoming only the second individual from a team sport to lead the Forbes rankings since they began in 1990.

>Ronaldo, who turns 32 on Sunday, climbed to the top of the list by earning $88 million in 2016, ahead of Barcelona's Lionel Messi in second place with $81m and NBA star LeBron James in third with $77m.

>According to Forbes, Ronaldo's total income rose marginally in 2016, up to $88m from $80m the year before. However, the retirement of boxers Mayweather ($300m in 2015) and Manny Pacquiao ($160m in 2015) helped him to take over at the head of the list.

>Other footballers to appear towards the top of the rankings are Barcelona star Neymar in 21st place ($37.5m), Manchester United's Zlatan Ibrahimovic at 23 ($37.4m), Madrid's Gareth Bale at 25 ($35.9m) and Wayne Rooney of United at 49 ($26.1m).

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Opinions? as usual I can't make the seam look good so I don't even try anymore

>Aidy Boothroyd has been appointed as the England U21 manager for this summer's U21 European Championships.

GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS QUEEN

>>74009682
>Bandwagon cunt
>Animecunt
Literally kill yourself.

>>74009731
Too much of a hassle, I'll wait for death. Beside it's his/her/its job, why should I do it myself?

hi where are the posts?

>>74009682
>anime on /sp/

>>74009737
The true armchair approach

>>74009731
>>74010001
anime website

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>PARLIAMENT TO HAVE MOTION OF NO CONFIDENCE IN GOVERNANCE OF FA ON FEB 9


KEK

>>74010073
what are they whinging about again

>>74009254
Doesn't count if the guy is born and raised in Germany.

Did everyone in /epl/ just die all of a sudden?

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>>74010449
Yes. But seriously, where is everyone?

>>74010449
they were sold off in the transfer window

the sale of Anonymous to /tv/ on a free was particularly surprising

>>74009121
>only one good game on Saturday
>I'm going to miss it

alri

top myself tbqh

>>74010449
>>74010461
Shitposting about man utd in other threads for 2 days

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>you will never walk around with a cone on your head with costa and luiz

What is even the point of living?

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normal service will resume tomorrow

>>74009254
he's about as american as jay rodriguez is spanish

>>74010783
its G

*slips in scouse*

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>>74010789

>“Have I looked to sign Kanté? Yes. When he was in France and when he was at Leicester,” Wenger said. “I cannot explain everything [about why he preferred Chelsea] but it is quite obvious when you look at where he has gone. Was it the money? I do not want to talk about that. Transfers are transfers – you cannot explain absolutely everything.”

>I missed out on signing [player] because [reason]
How many times has Wenger said this over the years?

>>74010091
Not enough niggers and women on the FA board

im not joking

>>74011461
>rolando
>fanni
>pele

o i am laffin

>>74011461
>thauvain and cabella

that failed newcastle winger duo

>>74011461
how is a player who appeared for charlton last season getting into the marseille lineup

>>74011461
>a player called "wanker"

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>>74011747
ALI AL HABSI IN NETS

>>74011747
i like the cut of warren joyce's jib, you wouldn't see one of those fancy foreign managers that they have these days wearing shorts on the touchline

>>74009472

8 million increase.

>marginal

mfw

>>74011461
>sarr as a 9
screaaaaming

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>go on a thread about messi
>6 posts after it derails into history & politics

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>>74010564

>you will never be part of the nigsquad

>>74011124
the reason is that good players don't want to play for a shitty cub with no hope of success like arsenal, arsene

>be 29
>peak of your career, finally getting recognition as one of the top talents in football
>happy to waste the rest of it at marseille

>the city of dimitry payet

>>74012079
ah yes wasting time at west ham is better

>>74012110
He's clearly saying he could've forced a move to a much bigger club.

>>74012138
dont think a bigger club would payet

(Sounds like pay it, would love this to become a new meme)

>>74012138
he made the choice of the heart

>tfw drinking delicious red wine

>>74012079
Cream, get the money, dolla dolla bill y'all.

>>74011869
Welcome to /sp/!

Post 'em.

---de gea
valencia - jones - rocko - shaw
--pogba - carrick - herrera--
-----miki - ZLATAN - mata

>>74011124
List of players Wenger "could have signed":
>Ronaldo
>Messi
>Buffon
>Pique
>Roberto Carlos
>Kompany
>Zlatan
>Suarez
>Kante
>Griezmann
>Di Maria
>Drogba

>>74012309
don't forget xabi alonso

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*hops broken gate towards nottingham forest*

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>thread up for almost 8 hours
>53 posts

>>74011461
>Cabella
Fucking hell I remember him lol

>>74009148
yes

t. liverpool

Hope Newcastle, Brighton and Leeds get promoted

>>74012641
Hope a nigger stomps your head in

>>74012589
tbf, yesterday's thread was awful. I'd rather see no posts than shitposts

>>74012659
fucking RUDE

>>74012659
bit rude, mate

>>74012659
Come on, man. Being a tad rude there.

>>74012659
bit rude even if i hate leeds

>>74012659
Stop being rude

>>74012659
that was very rude, you need to apologise

>>74012659
Seriously mate no need to be so rude. mans just expressing his opinion

>>74012659

kinda rude

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Just got back from a ban. What do you think of this screencap, /sp/?

>>74011124
Honestly though, a lot of clubs make contact with a lot of players. It's not like FM where you just have an offer accepted and the player just wants to come to you.

>>74012659
rude van nistelrooy

>>74012659
Rudy Gestede

>>74012659
Oi rudeboy

>>74012789
This. Managers just don't normally make a huge deal out of it, for some reason only Wenger insists on announcing it to the world whenever he talks to a player. Brendan Rodgers made contact with like a dozen different midfielders in 2014 (including Kroos and Alonso lol), but nobody knew about it until Gerrard "wrote" that book a year later.

>>74012973
>Rodgers made contact
*Rodgers begged Gerrar to contact players for him

>>74012151
I thought it was "pie-et"

>>74010449
No one linked to this thread from the old thread.
>>73990248

Can Leicester survive relegation? :(

Can Middlesbrough survive relegation? :(

>>74012973
He didn't announce it. Look at the quote. It starts with a question. He's repeating something a journalist asked. He's trying to explain why it's not so easy to get players sometimes, why it's not on him. Of course people are stupid and even after Wenger suggests that's it not merely about looking at a player they still can't see past the simplistic idea of transfers they hold and the one assumed by the journalist in his question so they mock Wenger for supposedly giving excuses.

>>74013136
Don't worry, they'll win the Champions League in 120 days anyway.

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>Hotsperm wants at least 98mil for Meme Ali

>>74013188
He's worth more.

>>74013188
Surprised that Jew levy isn't looking for more

will /epl/ ever recover?

>>74013188
In a world where Pogba cost £89m, I can see why they'd value him that highly.

People laughed about Bale going for £85m too.

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all brave english lads la

I hope Chelsea wins tomorrow \

I hope Tottenham wins tomorrow \

>>74012079
>>74012151
>>74012992
Dimitri Payet? More like Dimitri Payme amirite?

>>74012079
>Watch SSN
>"Nah, I'm not having it. West Ham picked up and gave him this platform. They picked him up from this joke of a league, because that's what the French league is, a joke. And now he's happy to go back to this joke league just as he's became known."
>Based Ray Wilkins

>>74013174
I know. But i don't want to see them relegated yet

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*walks towards the premier league*

Who do youse think is getting relegated at this stage?
>Palace
>Sunderland
>Lestah

>>74015224
>190kg
>CP
>'ull

>>74015224
middlesbrough
sunderland
leicester

as it stands, need to sack their managers for a chance

>>74015224
Would find it pretty hilarious if Leicester went down, and I'm not an ABL or anything. It's just such a pathetic title defense at this point.

>>74016252
Who the fuck would want the Leicester job?

>>74016294
gary rowett probably

>>74016280
They better win the CL so we can see the only time ever a team gets into the CL through the second division

>>74017461
they won't even score against sevilla

>>74009682
good job. saved

>>74018642
Don't have to.
>0-0 both legs
>win on penalties

>>74013188
This will pay off their upcoming stadium debt.

Why do all Brazilian players like traps?
Ronaldinho
Ronaldo
Dunga
Cafu

>>74009121
Draw
Palace
Everton
Liverpool
Draw
Watford
Totnum
City
Leicester

>>74012309
Thank fuck he didn't!

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Rate my album cover. It's a smooth jazz piece

>>74009121
>west brom v stoke
Name a more boring, irrelevant match

>>74009236
Draw will be result. Screencap this.

>>74019175

Sunderland vs Burnley?

>>74019175
>>74019289
Sunderland v Burnley could have meme relegation potential, and Burnley are doing pretty well. West Brom v Stoke is just a pathetic attempt at football.

There's football on today. Get excited!

>>74012921
Dayum

>>74018997
Very introspective

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Is David Luiz elite?

>>74019482
P O O I N L O O
O
O

I
N

L
O
O

>>74019482
Why didn't the wall jump?

Player of the month
DELE

Manager of the month
CLEMENT

>>74019482
>England's brave Jordan Henderson

>>74011461
Virtually no french-sounding name in the set-up

>>74019532
>Thauvin and Pelé doesn't sound french
lol fuck off

>>74019532
I dunno lad, Thauvin and the names of like half the subs sound kinda French to me.

>>74019637
He said virtually. And tbf Pelé is the name of a famous Brazilian.

>>74019482
>stop practicing free kicks
>do that

that's a wonderful angle though, love how he starts celebrating as soon as he hits it

>>74019499
because they thought willian would take it

>>74019505
GYLFI

Courtois; Azpilicueta, David Luiz, Cahill (c); Moses, Kante, Matic, Alonso; Pedro, Diego Costa, Hazard

top XI, no willian

Begovic, Terry, Zouma, Chalobah, Fabregas, Willian, Batshuayi

feeling a bit sad for aké here

Arse have a meme picture, but it's Sanchez up top, walcott in for giroud

>>74016377
>replacing an international manager with european experience with a championship shitter
>people unironically think sacking Ranieri is the solution

where is the prematch thread.
One hour before kickoff and I'm hyped.

>>74019843
>>74019843

chelsea-arsenal match thread

>>74018642
Saved to my filthy ABL folder

>>74019852
What has this to do with Liverpool?

Chelsea 3 - 1 Arsenal (Cahill '26, Hazard {P 45'), Fabregas '89, Sanchez 64')

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>when you finally beat your rivals so comprehensively it triggers a tactical shift that propels them up the table and potentially wins them the league

>most of /arse/ stays in /arse/
>thread made
>it's horrible
>another thread made because the first one is horrible
>it's also bad
I'm just going to stay here on my own

>>74019920
>terrible thread
>a picture from an Arsenal-Chelsea game
>it triggers the autistic JF chelshit bandwagonners who weren't even supporting chelshit when it happened

seems fine by me

>>74019901
>When you support a team you literally have zero affiliation to

>No Ramsey
>No Giroud

WENGER USED COMMON SENSE. Will it prove effective?

no, no it will not.

>>74020007
>No Ramsey
injury
>No Giroud
doesn't want him to be alone against luiz and cahill in the air.. better to go at them with speed

that paolo fernandez kid city signed looks an awful lot like a hispanic mark wahlberg lads

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CITY

CHAAAANCE

ALONSOOOO

Marcus Alonso should be in prison, the murdering scumbag.

Murderer leads with a forearm to the face. Clear reckless play and straight red card.

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Have you accepted him as your lord and savior yet?

@74020655
No one cares

>>74020655
here

/100%Jesus/

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>>74020655
its G (sus)

>>74021141
it's jay (sus)

>>74021141
>smugchrissmalling.webm

>Want to bet on Matty Taylor to score against Rotherham
>Paddypower doesn't have this a bet

Why tho

WAT A GOL

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/02/03/claudio-ranieri-resorts-drastic-measures-battle-save-sinking/

>Yet many of the stars from last season are said to be exasperated over the frequent tinkering and change in tactics from Ranieri, which they believe have left them exposed. An hour and 40 minutes before the 0-0 draw at Copenhagen in November, Ranieri completely changed his formation to 3-4-3, bamboozling his players

think he's lost the plot 2bh

Arsenal getting will and truly BLACKED by Kante

Snodgrassinho starts for WH. 3 points confirmed.

>>74021681
Will they, dare I say it, slip out of the top 4 again?

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>>74021912
andy-snoddy partnership will be great

>>74022143
>>74022244
Hmmmm

>>74022143
>>74022244
Good posts

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>>74022143
>>74022244

can Arsenal fans please stop saying that Koscielny is world class now

LukakuGOD

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ty romania

Will Januzaj ever find a teammate from a set piece? Serious question. I don't think he's ever done it.

>tfw going to miss Dortmund - Leipzig & MOTD today

>>74023249
Oh my sides

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>>74023249
different angle

>>74023249
>Ozil jogging

>>74023249
>le run and score man buttman

np

1. Chelsea
2. Tottenshite
3. City
4. Everton

18. Leicester
19. Boro
20. Palace

>Holebas
>Zuniga
>Britos
>Bherami
>Pereyra
>Niang
>Okaka
>Zarate

>Mazzarri
damn Watford is Serie A rejects: the team

>>74024726
Their owners father also owns Udinese.

>>74024788
it shoulndt be legal desu

Everton please don't

>city could go up to 2nd this week
it's like we want the dutch city fag to win

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*carves the scouse out of the top 4*

>>74025189
>Lukaku with 4 (four) goals.
I think we're saved now.

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>Gabbiadini scores after 12 min
>Niang scores
>fucking Ranocchia with an assist
W E W

Absolutely screaming at Liverpool

Every team below WBA is in a relegation battle

Really don't see anyone apart from Top 6 and Everton getting 50+ points

Compared to last year when 10th (Chelsea) got 50

>United barely above Everton
and the media acts like they are in the title race

>>74026081
Everton has the best form in the league

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>go on winning run
>teams above us keep winning anyway

>teams above us dropping points left right and centre
>can't win at all

>>74026117
Everton's going to win the league la

>>74026081
United are 5 points off 2nd and the media acts like they're nailed on to finish 6th

>>74026081
english media are secretly bound by the FA to big up Manure to appeal to customers in china, india and africa

The relegation battle is insane this year

Leicester really could go down

Sunderland will be out the bottom 3 next weekend

>>74025740
premier league is so difficult lads

>>74026157
City are a better team and have found some form
Arsenal are the ultimate flat track bullies
Spurs highly organised

Highest United finish is 5th and even then its only due to Liverpool collapsing

>>74026182
i have a feeling that >we will t b h

probably playing the worst football in the league at the moment

United should seriously just concentrate on the cups. A cup treble would be an amazing season, and it would get CL football.

Don't want Sunderland to go down because that's another year of >Moyes

>>74026271
finishing above Liverpool should be important as well desu.
Id take 5th and EL win

>>74026214
Obiang scored too, Alonso+Conte raping everyone

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Henderson, Lichaj, Mancienne, Fox, Pinillos, Vaughan, Cash, Ward, Clough, Osborn, Assombalonga.

2-0 desu

>>74026278
Same
I also want Palace to stay up for some Big Sam v Benitez action

Two European cup winning teams playing each other in a lower league

I don't like this feel

>>74026323
>mancienne

>>74026323
I appreciate your confidence in villa winning comfortably but I think forest will at least score one

>>74026323
>henderson in net
>straight after he lost to hull

bad move imo

>>74026366
It's called 'that Eredivisie feel'

>>74026323
>zach clough

is he really a future england player?

FM always say he is

Been off today lads, how many goals did Liverpool smash hull by?

no thread for the forest game?

>>74026426
4 goals la, Mane's back so we're GOAT again

>Everton 6 - Bournemouth 3
How did I miss this?

https://twitter.com/AnfieldPyro/status/827604837781102592

hmmmmmmm

>>74026423
>zach clough

yeah lad he's pacey, he's quick, he's fast, he's got it all

>>74026465
>>74026465
>>74026465
forest villa thread

>Big Sam metaphorically giving the fans a wank in post match interview
lol He knows his days are numbered

Anyone watching Spurs vs Boro?

>you now remember when liverslips rated lallana and henderson as the best midfield in the league

>>74026636
a few of us, yeah
>>74026336

>>74026645
>you know remember that Henderson captained England

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>Wonga

>>74026712
is this from before the burnley loss

Who /drunk/ here?

>>74026735
it's a top 6 mini league lad

>>74026740
nursing a hangover all day la

>>74026754
I've discovered that caipirinha with pepper is legit. Ate a lot of crab for lunch, shame I've lost the last two goals of Chelsea x Arsenal.

forest - villa should be a prem fixture tbqh

>>74026820
Forest and Derby to the premier league when?

>>74026829
never at this rate ;_;

https://twitter.com/_Joe1878/status/827930541605404672

keeeeeeek

Wish Lincoln City and Lincoln United could both make it to the PL desu

>>74027203
based

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>>74027203

>>74027403
A win for Nottingham puts them anywhere from 15th to 13th, with Aston Villa potentially dropping

A draw puts Nottingham at 18th and Aston Villa at 13th

A win for Aston Villa puts Aston Villa at 13th


Also, UP THE TERRIERS

>THE CITY OF ASTON VILLA

I see the Blades won 4-0, are they good again?

>the team in 6th place has more draws than spurs

Again, Spurs slow start to the season costing them a title shot

>sign someone named Clough
>win a match right away

that's pretty cool I guess

>>74028865
CLUFFEHS A RED

EE AYTS DARBEE

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wtf did they mean by this?

Made 60 quid off of betting against Liverpool in the space of 7 days. Going to put a tenner against them next week.

>>74031114
ABLiv's always win la

>lukaku now top goalscorer

Does /sp/ still not rate him?

>>74031180
>>74031180
>>74031180

Motd thread

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>>74031246
>we actually appear to have properly replaced jake & snoddy
>all the new signings actually want to play
>silva's management has been incredible (barring the fulham match)
>this is all happening in spite of the allams still being numpties

>mon visage quand

>villa spend over £60m in the 2nd tier
>lose to a 17 year old on his 2nd ever senior game

>Man City have spent 90 million pounds on Otamendi+Stones
>Tottenham spent 20 million pounds on Alderweireld+Vertonghen

really makes you think

>>74040895
Vertonghen wasn't that good till they got Toby

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>livercucks

>all these eggclash threads already

whoopie

United and City to lose today btw

>>74043895
I keep wondering how long United are going to play like shit. They have done since beginning of year, being gifted wins by refs at West Ham.
I think they will draw again, and I'll wonder why I watch these matches lately knowing it just frustrates me.

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>>74026323
What is the name of forest group of fans? The forest kin?

>>74044224
the men in tights

wake up lads

>>74044745
no point

>>74044745
Grab a brush and put a little makeup lads

>>74043571
Bullshit. He's the best ball playing CB in the league. He's just been paired up with Kaboul, Chirches and other shit.

>>74044781
>He's the best ball playing CB in the league.

you can't honestly think this hahaha

Why the media acts as if Arsenal played badly against Chelshit when Alonso's opening goal should have been disallowed and their 3rd goal was down to pure luck?

>>74044804
>should have been disallowed
For what?

>>74044808
it was against arsenal

>>74044811
Arsene wenger season long touchline ban for criticising refs?

>>74044804
Being better in the air on 50/50 challenge is somehow grounds for a foul if it's against Arsenal

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How can one man be so based

>>74044804
The fair result should be 1-1 or 3-3 tb.honest

>ighalo says he was forced to leave england for China, where he now earns 200k per week

>>74044834
>dat one spank

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>>74044846

>>74044856
>celebrating this much handing the trophy to the club that buys all of your players

Swansea and Leicester will win today.
*walks towards safety*

Where the fuck is everyone?

>>74044996
>most of the popular teams lose
>everyone abandons /sp/ for the week

>>74044999
But /sp/urs won.

>>74044996
Still in bed probably.
Or in the dozens of /generals/.

>>74044996
customers are waiting to see if manure win before they start posting here

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lads, is this dare i say it, the best time to be an /abl/ since the wonderful "this does not slip"/Crystanbul era?

>>74044882
Leicester will, Swansea won't.

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>>74045024
I'm gonna post some essential /abl/ material as we bathe in the spectacular failure of this wank team

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>>74045037

What must happen for Mouyes to get sack do you guys think?

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>>74045045

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>>74045054

>>74045047
Lower than top6 finish and 0 trophies.

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>>74045057

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>>74045063

>>74045047
He'll get the sack next season when they win nowt.
He has a pass this year, he can still blame LVG.

I really hope City win today, need to get out of the top 4 dogfight

I'm going to order another blood test online tomorrow

I need to check my estrogen levels

Not sure how to ask a GP for bloodwork

>>74045024
>Crystanbul era
Leicester weren't even in the Prem at that point

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>>74045077

>>74045077
I really want to know what the original story for this is

>>74045061
>>74045079
Yeah I also think something disastrous must happen for him to get sack. The customers just lap up everything he says.

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>>74045093

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>>74045109

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Swansea please win
Leicester please win

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>>74045128

>>74045129
/EPL/ is skyblue

>you now remember Renato Sanches

>you now remember Fabian Delph

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>>74045178
no i dont

>>74045178
>19 years old

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Renato_Sanches#Age_controversy

>>74045213
how could there be any confusion about this? surely portugal keeps records for this kind of thing, especially especially as recetnly as the mid-late 90s

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>>74045213
>On 8 July 2016 the hospital where Sanches was born published the document which proves that he was born on 18 August 1997 at 3:25 p.m.
Note that this was a month after the tournament finished.

It really makes you think...

>>74044834
this motherfucker is actually making Chelsea somewhat likable.

>>74045227
I just had a look at him. And I'm just saying un-whites look a hell of lot older than they claim to be.

CITY XI | Caballero, Stones, Kolarov, Clichy, Fernandinho, Toure, Sterling, De Bruyne, Silva (C), Sane, G. Jesus

Swansea XI vs. Man City: Fabianski; Naughton, Fernandez, Mawson, Olsson; Carroll, Cork, Fer; Routledge, Sigurdsson, Llorente.

lel bravo aguero benched

>>74045232
Chelsea is white: how are they not likeable?

>you now remember when iheanacho was supposed to be the next big thing

>>74045232
I don't like it either, but no man can be perfect.

>>74045321
I assume pep's still playing the 4141/4231 system that's been working lately, but that means
>Stones, Kolarov, Clichy, Fernandinho defense
what?

>>74045362
It's a 3241

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>tfw playing some mgsv while its raining outside and waiting for the city-swansea match

who /extreme comfy/ here lads?

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>>74045362
3-2-4-1

>>74045368
>playing shit games

>>74045373
gameplay wise its the second best game of last year after bloodborne

if you still care about story after 4 you're a pleb btw

what will be the commentators pick today?
hay zoos
gee zoos
jay zoos
or
je zuz

>>74045366
>>74045370
>finally find a system that works
>go back to a system that you tried before and didn't
peep le tinkerman

they might beat swansea, but it won't be as fluid as the last weeks.. swansea to score twice, result depends on how many they concede

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>>74045370
>clichy as cb
>fucking KOLAROV as CB

>>74045390
Vietnamese have the best pronunciation for this, sounds exactly like Portuguese too: Dê xút.

>>74045394
>a system that works
There's no such thing, every game is different.

>>74045370
>was conceding 2 goals part of your plan?
OF COURSH

>>74045410
desu?

>3-2-5

lel, Poop at it again

>>74045420
He's Sampaoli best friend I guess

Where's Aguero going this summer lads? Arsenal should be all over him.

>>74045422
Nope. -sus is like "soude" caustique (NaOH) with x sound.

>3-2-4-1
I would call it 3-2-2-3. Perhaps because the system he played at Barca with Fabregas was called 3-3-1-3, not 3-3-3-1.

>>74045443
can't see him playing for another PL team tBh

>dat leicester comeback against utd that kicked all of this off