Today's matches:
1. Bundesliga 20:30 CET
Hamburger SV - Bayer 04 Leverkusen
2. Bundesliga 18:30 CET
Arminia Bielefeld - 1860 München
Greuter Fürth - Hannover 96
Kaiserslautern - Würzburger Kickers
Saturday 15:30
FC Bayern - Schalke 04
Hertha BSC - Ingolstadt
Hoffenheim - Mainz
Köln - Wolfsburg
Borussia Mönchengladbach - Freiburg
Saturday 18:30
Borussia Dortmund - RB Leipzig
Joachim Löw is 57 today. Happy birthday from the /bundes/ community!
Not much in terms of news and rumours today.
Ian Ayre has announced he's leaving Liverpool at the end of February to join 1860 München.
>>74006868
häppi börsdey
>>74006965
hehe
How good/decent/bad is Leverkursen without Chicharito and Calhanoglu?
>>74007195
decent
We should stop playing our younglings for the RB game, we have to smash those disgusting pigs
>>74006841
please halp me /bundes/! How do I fix my obsession for girl-feet?
>>74007195
Midtable tier.
>>74007236
ffuck you, you're the pig, fat fuck
Rasenball Leipzig will win the bundesl eagle.
>>74007653
t. Red Bullinho da Gama
Serious prediction:
Leipzig will finish second this season, but fizzle out a bit and finish third or fourth next season without threatening the way they're doing this season.
After that, they will establish themselves as a realiable top six team that makes the CL more often than not.
can we catch a break today
>>74008011
no
http://www.focus.de/sport/fussball/bundesliga1/schlechte-stimmung-beim-bvb-so-ist-eine-trennung-von-tuchel-unausweichlich_id_6591990.html
Tuchlel will be gone in summer
>>74007988
Sooo... basically tcity post 2014?
>>74008836
fuck you fifa
Leverkursen's expected line up.
Leno - Henrichs, Tah, Toprak, Wendell - Aranguiz, Kampl - Bellarabi, Brandt - Volland, Kießling
Brandt on the left midfield position. Volland back from injury forms a pair with Kießling.
I feel they should beat Hamburg, but maybe they will have trouble to score without Chicharito and Calhanoglu.
>>74006965
thats kyoukos picture
>>74007274
replace it with another obsession. for example an obsession for money making
>>74008011
yes
>>74008836
needs a sadder picture
>>74009364
the hsv will not now what is happening to them
>>74006868
he is a lucky cunt, no happy bday for him
>>74009364
who is this swede
hsv will die tonight
hello i am here now
>>74010005
HI KONATA!!!!!! im watching schlag den raab right now!!
>>74010049
why?
>>74010049
I love your attitude!
>>74010067
its interesting and fun to watch!!
>>74010122
it isn't
>>74010159
this episode is for sure!!
>tfw stuck in Berlin Ostbahnhof because of some Polizeinsatz at Alexanderplatz.
Reeeeeee
>>74010201
just walk to warschauer str
>living in berlin
>>74010217
>>74010227
you clearly want to go west. so walk to warschauer str and take the u1
>another tie today
ugh
Two teams that are underperforming this season. Leverkursen will be without their two best scorers ("Chicharito" and Canhanoglu). Leverkursen carry some depth upfront though and should manage to get some points here. I'm betting draw with away win no bet 1.9.
>>74010544
i don't know who you are but i'm starting to like you
Hertha BSC - Ingolstadt?
>/bungholes/liga
THE DANE FROM 1860 JUST SCORED
>>74009797
prepare your anus vizekusen
THE CITY OF HANNOVER
>>74010728
GOATKJÆR
Prepare to be raped /vizekusen/!
HSV STRONG!
H S V
DIESE SAU
STECKT DEN PIMMEL
IN KAKAO
>Uli Potofski
WEW he still exists
>>74007274
Mund abwischen, weitermachen
-Loddar
>>74008801
>trusting focus sports articles
ich war gerade einkaufen und hab vergessen den basilikum in meine tüte zu tun. hoffentlich verliert wenigstens der scheiß hsv damit ich weniger traurig bin. :(
>>74010869
geh halt nochma los du spasti
>>74010875
ne, jetzt regnet es
I'm not in Ostbahnhof anymore btw.
>>74010869
ayyyyyyyy
>>74010869
geil, jetzt weiß ich woher der gratis Basilikum heut kommt :) danke, hab eh noch etwas Mozzarella da
>hangover 96
>>74010934
kek
What did he mean by this?
>>74010743
>Augsburg's coach is Moritz Leitner's former PE teacher
lel
>>74010743
If only players who were raised in that city could play for their respective bundes club, which would be the strongest club?
Kleien Tip an meine Freunde guck imma nach ob die frau die an wand nakt stet nich nur aufgemaldt is aua auau aua mein penis
>>74011023
hertha
>>74011023
schalke
>>74011023
Schalke or Bayern
>>74011023
>>74011040
>Bayern
Only from the city. Not Kuhdorf.
Hamburg: Adler, Diekmeier, Papadopoulos, Mavraj, Ostrzolek, Jung, Ekdal, Müller, Holtby, Kostic, Wood
Leverkusen: Leno, Henrichs, Tah, Toprak, Wendell, Aránguiz, Baumgartlinger, Bellarabi, Kampl, Mehmedi, Volland
Es gibt Menschen in Deutschland die nicht in Berlin leben.
>LUL
Hello /bundes/.
>>74007988
>RB will play CL next season
>>74011057
>raised
>>74011082
how do you call them? Nicht-Hartz-IV-Empfänger?
i hope neverkusen get fucking relegated
>>74011102
Danger might be a joker for this match
>>74011082
"menschen"
>>74011086
That's a good thing. UEFA will be forced to do something about them if Salzburg also manages to get in.
>>74010743
>hsv fans
>>74011111
QUINTS OF OBLITERATION
>>74011110
he's not in the squad
>>74011128
>if Salzburg also manages to get in
so never?
>>74011134
wew
Was just reminded of that EXTREMELY lewd picture of Christian Gytkjær.
>>74011098
I usually call them Bauern.
If you do not live in a city which has atleast 3 million inhabitants, you are a Bauer.
>mfw Hamburger Town has 1,7 million inhabitants
>>74011140
Even EL they'll have to look at them.
>>74011098
>>74011150
t. consumer
>>74011128
Do what exactly?
>>74011098
>raised in Kuhdorf
>>74011034
>>74011040
>>74011042
>there is a parallel universe where schalke dominates bundes
>>74011181
Dunno, but they do have regulations for this sort of thing. That's why Red Bull is already very hard at work to make it appear like the teams are not really connected.
>>74011226
Draxler, Özil, Gündogan and Neuer were raised in Gelsenkirchen or in close proximity
>Hannover
I will go to play football now, you guys take care.
>>74011333
How's Gelsenkirchen as a city anyways?
>>74011258
little reminder that Berlin is only a PR campaign by the government to convince young people around the world that Germans can be hip and trendy
>>74011023
>>74011226
Schalke and 1860.
>>74011417
like sarajevo between 1992 and 1996
>>74011417
Leeds-tier
>>74011390
you too
>>74011390
have fun
What happened to Sakai?
>>74011571
Seppuku
Ready to watch these >neverkusen losers get torn apart lmao
>>74011571
yellow (card) fever
>having a player getting banned for 4 months when they weren't even involved
The most Neverkusen thing.
>>74011598
>>74011586
Thank you *knutschi*
>>74011617
Calhanoglu is a cunt. No wonder they bullied him in the Turkish NT
>>74011258
>Bruttoinlandsprodukt becoming less with more contribution
>ever
Sorry, Alois. Your chart is full of shit.
Gytkjær is a weirdo.
I can see him being an extremely annoying backpacker/snowboarder at your hostel somewhere in Indochina/the Alps.
>>74011689
>>74011702
>lewdmark
ugh
>>74011702
Ken Ilsö is his exact opposite. The super cool dude you become friends with instantly.
Please... give my h/a/mburg a break. We need the 3 points please
>>74011710
Ah, I see (((Aufbau Ost))) works according to THEIR plan.
>>74011720
sadly Ilsö was shit at Bochum.
he sure seems like a bro, after finishing his contract in China he just travelled around asia for a while and is now playing in malaysia. probably doesn't give a shit about football all to much and just wants to enjoy life
Is there a English term for "Grottenkick"?
>>74011908
grotto kick
This match is shit.
>>74011939
yeah, but I expected it
>wood
Allerhöchste Eisenbahn vom Kampl
Bobby pls
Have to help someone move tmr. But I seriously want to take the piss tonight. What do?
I'm two Rum + Coke (I know, I know) into the night. Mostly because this match is super boring.
Who ate more Leverkusen's rivals?
>>74011980
Keep doubting him hater. He's going to pull through for us and score!
This game is so bad.
Very entertaining but so so bad.
>>74011997
go to the toilet
>>74011999
wat?
>>74011868
Yes
>>74012011
Are*
>>74012030
hello
>All these newfags ITT
sigh
>>74012011
And then what? What should I do at the toilet? Thinking about going to bar but never have been there alone.
Picture related, it's how I usually spend the nights on /sp/.
>>74012036
Köln
>>74012040
newfag pls
Why am I the only intelligent poster left here? Why are you all retarded BVB and Buyernfags?
>>74011997
I do a lot of moving jobs. It's quite fun doing it hungover.
>>74012053
hsv fan here
>>74011997
>having """"""friends""""""""
>drinking shitty liquor
Normie pls go
>>74012053
>tfw too intelligent for /bundes/
>>74012053
I, for one, support the /HSV/. Lifelong! Your argument is invalid.
Picture related. It's how I feel in most threads in /Bundes/.
t. HSV-Supporter since day one.
>>74012053
But Im HSV
>>74012041
>DAT WAMPE
t-t-thicc?
>>74012053
We're all HSV here desu
>>74012077
Ive always wanted to go to Hamburg to see this painting in person
Easily the worst game Ive seen in a good two years
>>74012097
Come and visit me. We could shit post together in /Bundes/. NoHomo though.
>best vizekusen team ever or at least in a long long time
>play like shit and can't even reach el spots
top lel
>>74012107
City - Real Madrid (CL) was worse
>>74012077
hummel hummel
>>74012086
No. Just big boned.
Just kidding. Sometimes I just can be really, really lazy.
>>74012132
N-no homo
Where is Kyouko?
>>74012144
Mors, Mors!
>>74012169
in Poo Peeland
>>74012038
Good evening
>>74012137
and that's why schmidt needs to go
It's half time. You might post a picture that summarizes the first half.
>>74012203
No, Rudi is comedy gold when he gets angry.
>>74012205
>>74012205
>>74012205
>>74012218
Max Kruse plays for Leverkusen?
>>74012205
KieBling for Baumgartlinger on the pitch
Give your energy to H/a/mburg!
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>>74012194
its good to see you, could you please tell me about Spalvis?
>>74012282
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>holz
>wood hits wood
wew
Keep trying Wood! Look like you hit the "Wood"work
How good is wood? Havent watched too many Hamburger games since Im only Hertha + Dortmund right now for Brooks and Pewlisick
Bobby bracer confirmed.
>>74012328
pretty good
>>74012297
He's very good!
I only just saw that he's gone to Rosenborg.
He was certainly better while playing in Superligaen than Gytkjær was. The move to Sporting took people by surprise. Would have been more natural for him to go to a top Dutch/Belgian or midtable German club.
Had a bad injury which probably ruined the Portuguese thing a bit too.
Should be worth 20+ Tippeliga goals if he's somewhat fit.
>>74012328
I like him.
HIV is just shit so it's hard to shine.
Hamburg playing a little better now.
Now to watch us choke
Jung pls
>>74012347
That doesn't even make sense. Gnarbri shines at Bremen and Bremen is even shittier.
Gonna miss the stadium though.
Great atmosphere.
>>74012337
Really good, i'm surprised that we managed to get him then.
Still shocked that RBK managed to get something like 20 mill NOK for Gytkjær, danes seems to be a good investment.
>>74012369
Nah, Bremen are playing alright under Nouri.
>>74012369
Bremen is not that bad 2bh. I dont think theyve lost as many home games as Hamburg has.
Volland used to be decent. What happened?
>>74012397
leverkusen
What clubs have the best fans in Germany? Plz don't say st pauli
>>74012412
Schalke
>>74012373
Yeah that's a lot of money for Gytkjær. I hope Spalvis can live up to my hype now.
>>74012412
Schalke
>>74012412
tebe
>>74012412
1.FC Saarbrücken
>>74012405
delete this
>>74012421
If he can score over 20 goals in Denmark, he will probably steamroll the Norwegian league.
>>74012433
The only issue is that he hasn't played for a long time, but yeah he really should.
>kostic
>>74012412
Hate to say it but Bremen's fans have been quite supportive.
Goddammit Kostic
>>74012412
You could honestly find good arguments for alot of teams supporters.
Except Leverkusen, Hoffenheim, Wolfsburg, Ingolstadt etc
>>74012477
And of course, Bayern's customers.
>>74012488
Bayern ultras are pretty good, though
>>74012488
Uhh what's wrong with Bayern's supporters?
HIER! REGIERT! DER HSV!
>>74012488
Bayern and Dortmund are a bit meme-tier supporters 2bh
>>74012509
>a bit
>>74012496
Whenever Bayern doesn't win two consecutive games, they are crying. That's wrong with them. Also are most customers total bandwagons t.b.q.h.
>>74012514
Didn't feel like triggering all those "Echte Liebe" fgts
>Toprak ded
Did Dortmund buy a cripple?
GGOOAOAOOALLLL!!!1111
NUR!
DER!
HSV!
>Neverkusen
kek
>NEVERKSUEN >NEVERKSUEN >NEVERKSUEN >NEVERKSUEN >NEVERKSUEN >NEVERKSUEN >NEVERKSUEN >NEVERKSUEN >NEVERKSUEN >NEVERKSUEN >NEVERKSUEN >NEVERKSUEN >NEVERKSUEN >NEVERKSUEN >NEVERKSUEN >NEVERKSUEN >NEVERKSUEN >NEVERKSUEN >NEVERKSUEN >NEVERKSUEN >NEVERKSUEN >NEVERKSUEN >NEVERKSUEN >NEVERKSUEN >NEVERKSUEN >NEVERKSUEN >NEVERKSUEN >NEVERKSUEN >NEVERKSUEN
KEKED BY YOUR OWN PLAYER KEKED BY YOUR OWN PLAYER KEKED BY YOUR OWN PLAYER KEKED BY YOUR OWN PLAYER KEKED BY YOUR OWN PLAYER KEKED BY YOUR OWN PLAYER KEKED BY YOUR OWN PLAYER KEKED BY YOUR OWN PLAYER KEKED BY YOUR OWN PLAYER KEKED BY YOUR OWN PLAYER KEKED BY YOUR OWN PLAYER KEKED BY YOUR OWN PLAYER KEKED BY YOUR OWN PLAYER KEKED BY YOUR OWN PLAYER KEKED BY YOUR OWN PLAYER KEKED BY YOUR OWN PLAYER KEKED BY YOUR OWN PLAYER KEKED BY YOUR OWN PLAYER KEKED BY YOUR OWN PLAYER KEKED BY YOUR OWN PLAYER KEKED BY YOUR OWN PLAYER KEKED BY YOUR OWN PLAYER KEKED BY YOUR OWN PLAYER KEKED BY YOUR OWN PLAYER KEKED BY YOUR OWN PLAYER KEKED BY YOUR OWN PLAYER KEKED BY YOUR OWN PLAYER KEKED BY YOUR OWN PLAYER KEKED BY YOUR OWN PLAYER
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED NEVERKUSEN
I could've sworn this will end in 0-0
PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA
NUR
U
R
PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA
>>74012522
>>74012522
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYc24BjGigg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYc24BjGigg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYc24BjGigg
NUR! DER! HSV!
Dubs and Wood scores.
>Never,everkusen
ty based Papa
Holtby is THE most likeable bundes player right now and he plays for Scumburg
Explain this
Lass das mal den Papa machen
>>74012544
Is Holtby the one who played Counter Strike?
>>74012544
>Scumburg
Fuck off
>>74012557
Not sure about CS, but he def plays vidya.
He does like giveaways every now and then on his fb page, if I recall he had some promotion deal with Xbox/Destiny a while back
die bundes, die
TROLLBAR
>>74012558
t. Emir Spahic apologist
>>74012571
*das bundes, fatty
This game is embarrassing. Especially for Neverkusen.
>fucking up a 2v1 that badly
3 POINTS
NUR DER HSV
>I've made a huge mistake
Neither of them deserves points for this shitshow 2bh.
NUR
U
R
DER
E
R
>Neverkusen
wew lad
>>74012557
He plays Destiny. He even went on a talk show and played Destiny with the hosts.
>>74012654
Shut the fuck up customer.
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Neverkusen pays the salary of Papa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUIkIx2fX5o
HSV
S
V
>JUSTerkusen
WE'RE STAYING UP HOORAY!
>kiebling
HSV FOR EVER AND EVER
BASILIKUMANON ON SUICIDE WATCH
laugh at him/her
>>74010869
>>74010869
>>74010869
>>74012674
>Cuckusen
Bitching about the game is the meme of the season
Good
>>74012686
NUR
U
R
Roger Schmidt on suicide watch.
>>74012557
>>74012566
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6rzq2erbkk
>we dindu nuffin
>>74012709
thanks for the informative filename
now i know what's up
>>74012709
I hate that cunt so much.
I wish Rudi and Roger would double suicide.
inb4 Roger gets the axe because he "hat den Fußball nie geliebt"
>>74012689
you are mean :(
>Wendlel
That was a dreadful performance.
>>74012729
Rudi is based af. Unlike Cucktzke, he doesn't sell his key players to Bayern
>>74012544
confirmed underage
>>74012704
DER
E
R
KieBling mad
Will Frings save Darmstadt?
>>74012757
t.Hurensohn
>>74012766
Sounds like I was right.
Parni.so.Stvolami.2016.2xRus.Eng.BDRip.x264.-HELLYWOOD.mkv
>>74012765
I hope not
>>74012766
>insulting yourself
Lads, he can't erklären
>>74012776
why do you dislike Darmstadt?
>>74012772
Sounds like you are a fag.
>>74012792
they are poor and shit
Stuttgart and Hannover belong in the Bundesliga
>HIV will escape AGAIN
THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
>>74012800
;-)
>>74012792
not him, but I hate them for their stadium
I hate all teams with shitty stadiums
>>74012806
>>74012765
Fuck Frings.
2002 never forget.
>BVB - RBL is the Topspiel tomorrow
very nice
>>74012817
Like Buyern?
(friendly reminder their stadium was built as a Sichtschutz for a Klärwerk)
>El Plastico tomorrow
>neverkusen
Lol
>>74012831
shouldn't have aimed for the arm, m8
>>74012801
>Hangover 69
Grayest of the gray mice, mate.
>>74012841
just imagine the butthurt if rb demolishes dirtmund properly
>>74012841
i'll probably be watching england - france instead desu
>>74012806
Hamburg stay up
St. Pauli to third division
They'll never meet again
>>74012831
I have no problem with Frings, we should get him to coach the US team
>>74012849
them Kind shekels doe
>>74012842
http://wiki.worum.org/index.php?title=Stadionklassifikation_der_UEFA
>>74012851
With their second team as well.
>no Demme, Sabitzer, Werner, Forsberg
>>74012851
Half our team is injured and Werner suspended. It would be a massive failure for Dortmund if they don't win by at least two goals.
>>74012851
no matter what happens, customers will win
what does /bundes/ have against my dortmund??
>>74012871
Wait Werner injured and Forsberg suspended I think it is.
>>74012875
i'm capable of overlooking the plastic, but only if dortmund suffers
god, i can't stand their pretentious "echte liebe" shit, they are the seattle seahawks of /bundes/
just fucking shoot me
>>74012875
Then they lose to Dortmund again and RB wins da bunda igel.
>>74012880
many shareholder matchday tourists are the most annoying posters (even worse than customers) during matchdays
RKO OUTTA NOWHERE
>>74012890
waste of a bullet at this point
>>74012890
Just take some Bayer pills :^)
>>74012880
Just the normal customer attitude
They will hate on RB after this season
Dortmund fans are nice and their stadium is top tier
How the fuck does Schmidt still have a job? Why is this allowed?
>>74012887
Yeah, evil shareholders. Having a slogan for their marketing, fucking scum.
Best regards and a proud "Mia san Mia",
Sven Justus Holtmann, special snowflake customer from Lower Saxony
>>74012926
It's only a matter of time now mate.
>>74012914
>They will hate on RB after this season
>after this season
>>74012871
>injured
>our team
>yfw Jens Keller becomes the next Leverkusen coach
>>74012887
>that post
10 Pfennig wurden auf Ihr Konto überwiesen.
>>74012946
Has Uli voiced his opinion yet?
>>74012969
The look of this character has always put me off even giving Star Trek a chance.
There's something incredibly cheap and annoying about it.
>>74012991
he called them Bayern's enemy
>>74012871
>our team
>that flag
kys
>>74012914
their stadium is shit tier
the volume is top tier
>>74012995
Well, he does only have 1 bit Specherkapazität.
>>74012995
>There's something incredibly cheap and annoying about it.
just like you lamoooooooooo
>>74012995
wow you actually said something not dumb for once
>>74012959
>>74013004
What's it like living in the 1960's? I always wanted to experience that time.
>>74013014
Weew
>>74012995
The whole point of him was trying to blur the line between humans and machines. What do you expect him to look like then? Like pic related?
>>74013039
That would have been a million times better.
Impressive from Leverkusen only to lose by one in an away game only a few hours after one of their friends was effectively killed.
This bodes well for the rest of the season.
When does this "Six Nations" begin? I want to check if it's on television here.
>>74013055
Well Doctro Who x Star Trek would have been something..
This guy is wearing a full Juve kit
>>74013154
Make a full kit wanker thread.
>>74013154
old or new badge?
>>74013154
Less athletic people have made that look work
>>74013154
whats wring with that when playing sports?
>>74013154
is the world turned 90° in Panama?
>>74013221
it's near the equator, so yes of course you idiot
should've paid a bit more attention in geography class
This is a bad dream
Really hope you HIV fuckers get relegated
>>74013406
you should hope that roger schmidt gets relegated
Leverkusen need Klinsmann to be honest.
I went for a cheeky tackle and completely obliterated my knee. I'm home now and will proceed to clean the wound.
>>74013190
Old one
>>74013200
Autism
>>74013221
I don't know why my phone does that when posting, my bad
>>74013471
What position are you holding your camera in when taking photos?
My apple tablet posts pictures upside down or sideways if I don't take a picture horisontally with the camera in the top left corner.
>>74013471
Oh and sorry about your knee
>>74013528
Vertical
and you need a Maulkorb to be honest
>>74013471
Should post it to the rekt thread on >>/gif/
so denmark
what are you drinking??
Oh and Draxler now has Aubameyangs hairdresser (or is it coiffeur?)
>>74013675
G&T
you drunk yet?
No and I had the last glass an hour ago so not going to happen.
>>74013747
German """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""humour""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
no i'm not drinking
>>74013747
>Cathy Fischer
This post will make you want to drink.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDSJ4GuK8km/
>>74013861
That was a great message that I will carry with me.
>implying it won't happen eventually
>>74013861
Fine example of the average Munich resident mindset.
>>74013868
Won't help you if you can't suck cock as well as must.
night
Hey do you tuck in your shirts?
>>74013971
Night
>>74013999
Only if I'm wearing a blazer. Otherwise, no,
>>74014000
checked and good night. had to write something on business and finance before going to bed. im now going to bed though
Reminder that Leipzig are the good guys and Bayern are the bad guys
and you are the bald guy
WOW
>>74014841
Why?
Germany is showing refugees how to put their penis in German women, not even kidding
http://www.spiegel.tv/filme/flirtkurs-fuer-fluechtlinge/
leftist will defend this
gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood morning
>>74019086
morning. enjoying a quite saturday without any people around you?
hello?
>>74019135
yes
>>74019217
perfect
Guten Morgen
>>74019279
morgen
Good morning and fuck commies.
>>74013861
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BDSJ4GuK8km/
"she" looks like Lewandowski in this pic
>>74018862
ayy lmao
>>74019394
morning
>>74019206
hallo
>>74019445
yes hi
chelsea - arsenal
bundes simulcast
england - france
>>74019469
>bundes simulcast
bayern here
also hello kyouko
>>74019479
>bayern here
ugh
>kyouko
not her
Moin moin
>>74019469
Only the first I think.
At what exact time is England - France?
>>74019622
moin
>>74019622
17.50 i think
>>74018862
every people get the genocide they deserve
if you don't wake up after shit like this you don't deserve it any better
>>74019644
Thanks. Doesn't seem to be on tv here.
>>74019668
it's on the bbc, i think (unless they lost the rights to the six nations)
>>74019677
Okay thanks. Was just hoping since I have so many sports channels and I remember one of them used to show AFL (I know it's a different sport but still).
Who /dortmund/ here?
Squash all WORMans
>dumbmark didn't list 2nd bundes today
>>74019469
and the Owl tomorrow
Thinking about betting on the cheaters.
>tfw you couldn't post yesterday because you had a "12hour work and directly after that get drunk at the bar day"
hello I'm back
2nd bundes simulcast
Chelsea - Arsenal
Baka - Bilbo
Simulcats
Monaco - Nice
BVB - RBL
Porto - Sporting
My plan for today
>>74019736
Muhammad was a fag lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsb5FhXlL6c
RIIIISSSSSSSSSSEEEE!!!
>>74019766
You should have posted some more yesterday!
>>74019796
too many matches
>>74019784
hi, enjoying a quite saturday away from people?
>>74019796
babbies first spring on spuh
>>74020189
> february
>spring
laffing @ u
>>74020189
do you like it here so far? our community is always welcoming to new bundesers!
>>74019784
pls go again and stay go
>>74020179
yes
>>74020224
uhm.... no
>>74020228
fantastic
Someone call the zoo theres a monkey on their computer again
hopefully arsenal win so the loss against bayern is a bit sweater
>>74020239
Whenever you're here, bundes turns to shit. We had such a fun evening yesterday, and now we are cursed with your presence again. UGH!
so what are we drinking today
>>74020257
bit rude
>>74020266
your tears
>>74020257
thank you. I really put a lot of work and effort into my shitposting.
>>74020272
G-go S-Schalke
>p-p-please notice me
>after all these years
no
Already bored by Chelsea - Arsenal.
I think I will go back to watching some BBC documentaries about vikings.
>>74020338
i didnt even bother in the first place
>missed the first minutes because they kicked off at 13:30 cet instead of the normal 13:45 cet
ugh
Hi lads, just popped in to say:
>I watch bundesliga
>>74020338
but it hasn't been not even 10 min
>>74020363
I'm back with the vikings now.
>>74020373
Well
When I was in my early 20s I thought I'll never have kids. Now I have 5 kids & they are the greatest joy in my life. Make babies. Do it NOW.
>>74020391
no thanks
>>74020371
they always kick off at 13:30 dumbass
Kleine tip an meine freunde tut niemas posts von denemark lesen dun aua aua aua mein gehirn
i cant believe how many games cech played in his career: 667 league games so far and he is only 34
War.on.Everyone.2016.BDRip.1080p.mkv
ALDI Augsburg
Bauhaus Bayern
Bayer Leverkusen
Gazprom gelsenkirchen
Facebook Freiburg
McDonald's Hamburger
Volkswagen Wolfsburg
Red Bull Leipzig
Lidl ingolstadt
Siemens Dortmund
Etc.
What say you?
>>74020396
i'm pretty sure they used to kick off at 13:45 cet/12:45 gmt on saturdays
>ARSELOL >ARSELOL >ARSELOL >ARSELOL >ARSELOL >ARSELOL >ARSELOL >ARSELOL >ARSELOL >ARSELOL >ARSELOL >ARSELOL >ARSELOL >ARSELOL >ARSELOL >ARSELOL >ARSELOL >ARSELOL >ARSELOL >ARSELOL >ARSELOL >ARSELOL >ARSELOL >ARSELOL >ARSELOL >ARSELOL >ARSELOL >ARSELOL >ARSELOL >ARSELOL >ARSELOL >ARSELOL >ARSELOL >ARSELOL >ARSELOL >ARSELOL
lmao marcos scored so hard he gave that arse faggot a concussion
what about now denmark
>>74020441
never
>>74020527
https://youtu.be/Q3Kvu6Kgp88
shit flick
>>74020445
Wenger could take over Darmstadt and would expose the entire bundesliga.
The.Girl.on.the.Train.2016.D.BDRip.720p.ExKinoRay.mkv and The.Magnificent.Seven.2016.D.AVO.BDRip.1080p.ExKinoRay.mkv are next but i will save that for after the dortmund match
>>74020613
owned
>>74020631
pleb movies for hollywood goys
>>74020588
i listened to the whole thing
>>74020411
I looked up Anders Lindegaard recently, he's 32 and has played a total of ~120 first team games in his career, half of those for Aalesund.
I know he's no Cech, but still weird to me.
>>74020613
the second bundesliga maybe lol
>>74020646
It's good
>>74020642
i agree. got a better suggestion?
>>74020613
>Mustafi
kek
>>74020631
Both are shit.
>>74020634
Thanks my man. Put a lot of thought into that post. Nice to know it was appreciated
>>74020642
france is that you
>>74020686
>Both are shit.
great. what do i watch
>>74020676
Nostalghia
>>74020676
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001348/
Watch some Werner Herzog Dokus
>>74020676
did you already watch the nominated movies for the academy awards?
I liked the new Mel Gibson movie
And "the Founder" was nice as well
>Heidenheim gegen den glub :-DDDDDDD
>>74020713
>(((you)))
>>74020676
The Exterminating Angel.
I watched it recently and it was p great.
>>74020699
checked
Can't get enough of "Vikings"? Check out photos of the cast in character and in real life.
>ozil will never produce your children and thereby give them superior Turk genes
Why live?
>>74020706
did you ever feel like youre not hooked enough to keep watching?
>>74020613
Wenger would only manage his favourite football club which is M'Gladbach.
>>74020711
no
>>74020713
i watched the patriots day and i didnt want to finish it but i did anyways. felt like a marathon
>>74020728
Blood Father?
>>74020936
Hacksaw Ridge
>>74020880
Nope, thouroughly enjoyed it. Only thing was that small portions of the dialogue are pretentious.
>>74020859
I've never watched the tv show Vikings, never going to either.
>>74020758
>1962
i cant
>>74020944
thanks
>>74020943
thanks
listening to some Hörspiele now
preddy gud
whatever happened to Edels? I know they changed to .eu but they never have a schedule listed anymore and the streams are all laggy
>>74020989
1xstream, dude
>>74020980
>not listening to the 40th anniversary remaster of Tago Mago
S.m.h
>>74020971
Triumph of the will 2: the return of the storm troopers :DDDDD
>>74020999
>listening to Krautrock
Sorry but I'm not a Hipster
>>74020989
some idiots shared the links and this is the result
>>74021008
>I don't listen to good music because it falls under a certain genre
Tips fedora
>>74020996
Thank you, I was using Sky for a long time but cancelled my subscription because I never really watched TV anymore so had a hard time finding a new site.
now DELETE THIS
>>74021029
Sorry that you don't. But I have hope that you will acquire good musical taste some day. Never stop believing!
>>74021053
Gewürzmischer pottery
>>74021037
Ty my man
Alright lads gonna run to wal mart. What's everyone want?
>>74021077
I want you to shit your pants while bending over and then literally die from it
Who ever loses this evening we win.
>>74021080
Tell me about Leipzig, why do they cause so much butt hurt?
>>74021077
Bring me a footlong 6 Dollar Subway
cant wait for more köln wonder goals
>>74021106
>muh tradition
>muh evil capitalism
They are owned by RedBull
>>74021152
*high fives you*
>>74021159
I understand that but what about Wolfsburg Leverkusen and hoffenheim. Also west Germany has the good teams because of capitalism.
>there will never be a st Pauli vs Leipzig cup final
One hour to go before the games begin, time for a new thread:
>>74021213
>>74021213
>>74021219
>3 posts early
>>74021053
I dont get it