/aflw/ formerly /afl/

HEAVE

HO

UNNA

I'm not actually going to watch this shit, I'm only here for bantz.

>Andy Maher commentating

Does this mean Ten dumped him from the BBL team?

Thank fuck

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>turn on tv
>Womans 'AFL' game

Fucking hell, I hope this is a total disaster like the cunts 20/20 games.


>under 16s males vs adult female game when?

Tasman AFL franchise for when?

>>74006412
Why hope it's a disaster? Seems kind of petty

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>>74006411
>caring about the commentators of a sporting event that takes place for a month once a year

Wouldn't you rather have something to fill the void between cricket and footy?

>>74006438
Are you kidding mate?

Commentators are a huge part of what make BBL watchable, and the team is GOAT aside from Maher's cunty voice

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>>74006429
Because women sports is fucking shit and they're wasting money on this crap.

>>74006411
only does the WBBL now

>>74006412
the WBBL was a massive success m8

>>74006411
nope he was on ch 7 all year hosting some meme show for the afl

seems he is allowed to work for both networks

>>74006461
Elite truth bomb right here 2bh

>>74006457
he hardly commentated this bbl, moron.

>>74006412
>>74006461
fail high school english lad?

>2017
>still being a chauvinist pig

kek

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>>74006467
Yeah the ones with the Mens games afterwards.

They should just let high schoolers play those games instead. Watch the next generation play.

>>74006476
>He'd rather watch children than women

M8...

>>74006461
They cost almost nothing compared to real sports who gives a fuck

>>74006475
t. Straffo

Not sure who will win tonight but expecting both teams to score around 40-50 points. I think Carlton will end up winning but could go either way..

if collingwood win i guarantee tomorrow there will be an article with the headline of "MO Hope Mo Problem"

>>74006476
All of them were popular and had good TV ratings. The games were shit as you'd expect from an amateur women's cricket league, but you are objectively incorrect

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>>74006481
Ah yeah those 17-18 year old children..

>>74006491
Creepy old cunt detected

>>74006492
So you think 17-18 year olds are children?

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>>74006492
You're the one that went there you Dopey Mare.

>>74006498
Never said that I said you're a creepy old cunt

>>74006501
I'm not him bruh

How long until some dude who couldn't make the AFL becomes a "woman" and dominates the AFLW?

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>>74006501
>>74006507
Man you guys are fucking retards.


>>74006513
This.

>>74006518
>Creepy cunt posts Steve-O, a notorious degenerate and probable child molester

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>>74006486

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>>74006385
livesx isnt streaming AFL anymore senpai
wat do

>floorball
>no footy

What's for dinner lads?

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>>74006529
You have some serious issues my man. Send my regards to your mother and your sister. She'd be proud.

This is it, this is history right here gentlemen.

>inb4 a bunch of pissed off betas

>>74006543
>trying this hard to get in contact with women

Absolute creep mate

they can play with my balls if they know what i mean

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who /dabloos/ here?

>>74006532
never mind, found it.

post this in the OP next time cunts

http://www.afl.com.au/news/2017-02-03/aflw-round-one-watch-it-live

(((((FINALS FEEL)))))

>90 seconds to get the first disposal
>women

is the scoreboard pink lol

dat casual sexism

>tfw I'm probably the only person in this thread who has watched a fair bit of women's footy.

>>74006535
doubles

>>74006593
Wouldn't surprise me.

>>74006593
been watching home movies of your short lived footy career, lad?

>bigger crowd than nrl

I now understand why womens football barely gets scores above 30

>>74006603
That was a standard VFL game 100 years ago.

>>74006614
women still have so far to come ;_;7

who /pies/ here?

reminder that we are all part of history

>>74006461
The crowd and TV audience means its more than viable though I do agree
>Fumble
>Fumble
>Fumble
>Tackle
>Ball up
>Repeat

Weekly Biggest Autist Power Level Rating Guy you here lad

>>74006643
Almost like watching normal AFL

>that advertising in the goal square

yuck, i hope that doesn't become a thing in the mens

>>74006619
Well they probably won't ever have teams of 22 that can all kick 50 meters consistently..

I don't understand what the bad thing is about getting more women interested in footy.

This is actually suprisingly good

>Gee they go hard

Could you be any more condescending Straffo you fat pig

ikon park looks nice lads

Jess Cameron is a potential gun and probably a better footballer than cricketer. Not many people know she can play a bit, good late draft pick.

>>74006651
Insecurity

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>mfw I went to school with one of the girls playing
AMA I guess?

what are these rules

>take position
>try to take on 3 opposition players
>get tackled
>ball up

is this like auskick where every player gets a "fair" go

The Carlton outfit is cute as fuck, I love that shade of blue

20-25k sized grounds are so based

>up ship creek

>LE AYYYY SO FUNNY IT SOUNDS LIKE SHIT HAHAHAHAHA GOOD ONE AAMI XD

>>74006674
agreed, bring back suburban grounds for melbourne teams instead of having an empty G or etihad

>>74006674
It would be great if Carlton still played games vs GWS/GC at Princes Park

>>74006667
That's pretty much how AFL was officiated last year. They are actually letting off a lot of off the ball contact though.

>>74006643
>>Fumble
>>Fumble
>>Fumble
>>Tackle
>>Ball up
>>Repeat

but that's the men's game???

I hate women

>>74006680
>being this triggered by low key ad humour

How do you function in life my dude

>>74006688
>LE FUG FUMBLEBALL AERIAL PING PONG LMAO XD

good one

did sam lane go through some traumatic, character-changing relationship experience?

she seemed a bit more down to earth back in the day on Before The Game. now she seems so edgy and self-conscious to be "good" and "lively" on tv

Do you think an /afl/ team can beat the collingwood team?

>>74006715
The Collingwood team is good. Both of these sides will be top 4 barring injuries.

>>74006688
I'm yet to see a clean pickup

hmm this seems a bit below under 16s level

all those wobbly drop punts kek

How long until someone gets punched out?

>>74006718
I thought you were dead.

Vescio is pretty decent tb h

Anyone got the acestream link cunts?

>>74006770
https://7tennis.com.au/live/Seven

use a VPN anti-geoblock

>Thought they were going to air comfy A League of Their Own afterward the game
>It's actually A League of Her Own, some pointless doco on bushpig football players.

tad disappointing.

>>74006774
thanks

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Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

will the wog league get btfo in ratings like they do against the wbbl

>>74006784
based

wouldn't mind being tackled by some of these ladies

no homo

Anyone got any nudes of the girls in the AFLW? Surely there'd be a few leaked photos out there.

>wearing makeup while playing professional sport

Why

So this is the power of Women's AFL

Huh.

>ladies with sleeve tats
Unsure if degenerate or hot

>>74006724
under 16s would flog these women.

Matter of fact most under 16s would probably humiliate a few neets on this board.

Chemist warehouse ad is fucking awful

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>>74006795

I see no problem

>>74006817
EPIC!

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>>74006817

They had to put him in Demons jumper

>>74006818
>Ywn lick her bumhole clean after a hot sweaty game

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>>74006818
Is it the camera angle or are her arms just freakishly long?

>>74006802
REVERSE NOSTRADAMUS SPOTTED

Fitzpatrick literally does not give a fuck about being there

>>74006795
>not going for a cheeky quickie at the half

>>74006802
Dont compare NEETS to proffesional womens footballers in terms of skill. Itll set a bad precedant.

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>fitzpatrick

Word from Sean Spicer is that this is the biggest crowd to ever witness a football game. Period.

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>don't miss the global phenomenon
>nfl

>>74006855
Literally didn't talk about the sport, just the spectacle and lady gaga

Obesitycollide seppos on pooicide watch

Is everyone ready for the announcement of the Twilight GF this week?

Do you think Straffo has 'I hate my body' moments?

Is MKR or I'm a celebrity the worst show on Australian TV?

This is a tampon advertisers dream come true

wtf is emma grant

>aflw also has le helmet womanlet
Kek

>>74006875
>women
>watching sport

pick 1

/wog/ owns /aflw/
Post your faked TV and attendance ratings to feel good about yourselves, /aflw/ankers

>hope

>the state of Princes Park's lighting

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>take first forward line contested mark in women's football
>Play on and miss

>>74006906
more like no hope am i right lads xD

>This score line

Amazing.

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>>74006902
DON'T FUCKING BTFO /AFLW/
JUST TAKE /CRIC/ OKAY!!!

Vescio is miles above the rest

has there been any set shots on goal?

this plays like an auskick match lol

their shorts are cute lads

I got a friend who plays for melbourne lads
solid 9/10 qt would bang

WHERES THE GOALS?

princes park looks pretty comfy lads

carlton should play against interstate sides there

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>it's another /wog/ samefags himself down from the noose episode

dat crotch shot

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

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>>74006927

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>/wog/ is so powerful that they've taken over another general
WE FUCKING SURRENDER PLEASE JUST STOOOOP

/wog/ on thriving community watch
/aflw/ on /wog/'s gimp bitch watch

>>74006951
Good to see you recognise your own predicament /wog/

Consider stepping off the chair before the ratings come in

This shit is gold

thank you based aussie shitposters

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>yfw the aflw will boost the ratings of afl due to how boring aflw is

wheres the wog thread lad i wanna discuss the highly enthralling 0-0 game that's playing out at the moment

straffo is live posting from twitter

the pies women go harder than the men lads

this game is being played as if there's a torrential downpour

what the fuck is going on

>/wog/ plays at the elite and famous Lang Park
>/aflw/ plays at a literal training ground
/wog/ on THRIVING league watch
/aflw/ on eternal failures watch

Nice kick desu

Why is there such a big crowd?

Who are the people supporting this?

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Ladies and Gentlemen, your 2017 Women's Brownlow winner.

>you will never see BASED GAJ beat both team

>1 goal in 3 quarters

girl power yes

>>74006996
People who had the choice between a literal shitshow juniors-tier match or soccer lel

>>74006998
>implying she doesn't win the inaugural Vesico medal

>>74006996
People being thirsty for AFL combined with the hype around it being the first ever game in the women's league.

Why are they all uggos?

>>74006996
it's just heaps of straffo clones

>>74006937
which one?

How long before one of them gets applauded for playing while pregnant you reckon?

>>74006998
thats not tayla harris????

I feel dirty not having GAJ in my SC team but he's too risky.

Is everyone off Sandilands now he's had a setback?

>>74007041
>season ending miscarriage

what sort of panties do they wear

>>74007047
>Sandilands setback
had no idea that happened

but yes, now that I know

>>74007041
how long until we see a player running off the ground with blood streaming down their leg for a blood rule

Sam Lane has the face of a troll.

>>74007057
Can't wait to see someone get dacked now.

>>74007057
the lacy ones so they're prepared for the post-game 'celebrations'

>>74007056
>all those abortions
>to what end

How do I get into AFL? I've tried on and off for over a decade now but I just can't find the passion or drive to even follow it week to week.

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>literally 13,000 more people watching this game than the average a-league game
>literally 8,000 more people watching this game than the average nrl game

>>74007047
>>74007062
is there a league to join lads?

how do they push and shove?do they touch breasts?

Lads there's big grasshoppers lurking around outside and now I'm too scared to go for a smoke.

What do?

>>74007080
Then fuck off.

>>74007082
Thread autist handles it I think, he runs a tight ship.

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>twitter messages while the game is on

>>74007086
Do you have a lighter?

>>74007090
Yeah I would like in. Gib me link.

Are they using a kids size ball lmao?

>loins

why is Jason Bennett making such a point of reading out the tweets when i can FUCKING SEE THEM ON THE SCREEN

>>74006486
>Not sure who will win tonight but expecting both teams to score around 40-50 points
COULDN'T
TIP
A
CANOE

>from 35 meters out
>doesn't make the distance

>>74007090
You should be begging people to come to our dying sport mate.

/afl/ is fucking abysmal the last few years

Are all of them surfboards or are there any high test destroyers?

>>74007108
dat casual ableism

>>74007095
I do but I don't like getting close to them because they might jump on me.

>Holding the ''''''''man''''''''

>>74007119
how is it dying? (is it viewership?)

Someone just got heemed

>>74007112
mate are you fuckin serious? It's the first game, I didn't know the Collingwood defence would get shut out so badly. They're also down 4 players, idiot.

>>74007131
He's a wog, don't reply to him

>>74007131
Strictly referring to /afl/ m8

What the fuck is that kicking style? 10 year olds have better technique.

>>74007112
>He thought we'd forget about his grand final day 'predictions'

R E V E R S E N O S T R A D A M U S

>get yet another poodiction wrong
>get angry about it
Wonder how rigged this game was?

Has anyone ever seen Reality Cuck and Straffo in the same room?

Think about it.

>>74007137
it's not even the proper season and you're already making up excuses
KEK

>>74007137
>down 4 players
>had the balls to predict them getting 40-50 points
COULDN'T
PREDICT
BREAKFAST

>>74007112
absolute gold

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>gws

>>74007157
We would have but Straffo rejected RC's offer of "self improvement"

Did Mundine win lads?

>>74007154
Did you miss the part where I said Carlton would probably win?

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I told you cunts this game would be fucking shit, woman in sports **BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTT***

11 fucking points, my sides.

>>74007183
COULDN'T
PREDICT
HIS
ALARM

>>74007176
did i miss something?

>first game
>already diving

>>74007144
ah very fair, i'd point to the asada saga. lots of based essendon supporters/trips had to go into hiding.

rip dyson heppell

what happens if they fart lol

>>74007189
>LE COULDNT PREDICT IT

Except I "literally" did. The game was tight, but as I said I didn't think they would shut out the Collingwood forwards as well as they did.

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THEY'RE ACTING LIKE THEY WON THE GRAND FINAL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>>74007207
>The game was tight
COULDN'T
PREDICT
BRIGHTNESS
AFTER
FLICKING
THE
SWITCH

46-11

>FEMALES
>WOMYN
>GIRLS
>GALS
>SHEILAS
>BROADS
>DOLLS

>Reality Cunt thinks its vague predictions count when he picks every outcome

remember when he said he had sex with one of the girls from my kitchen rules

>Probably
Imagine having such a shit, single-figure prediction record that you have to resort to plumbing this low

is the captain wearing fucking lipstick?


nice

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I Can't wait for the night time GF where it rains and is windy and is a fucking dull game.

Why can't the AFL leave everything alone?

Can't we have a month too where it's no dedicated to some shit cause.

>>74007215
Yeah Carlton were able to finish better, but the game was already over when Collingwood's bench was down to 2. Also umpiring was pretty one sided, the umpires got sucked in by the crowd a fair bit.

Reality Check couldn't predict water if he fell out of a fucking boat

Did they swap guernseys after the game?

>>74007247
>LE WUN ZIDED XDXD
COULDN'T
PREDICT
SPEEDOS
AT
A
BEACH

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>umpiring was pretty one sided
Rev up those printscreen buttons boys, here it comes

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>>74007247

>>74007257
Did you even watch the game you dribbling moron?

>yfw Fevola comes out as "trans" and reks the entire comp

>>74007300
how come you haven't made millions from gambling?

>>74007300
I know you didn't.

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Reality cunt on aborted prediction watch

>>74007315
Because I would be banned after winning half a million or less. I only drop in 50s and donate it to the poor. This is not a game I would have gambled big money on though.

Okay I watched it, but I don't think I'll watch it again for a while as I got pretty bored.

>>74007339
you know you don't get any money if your bet is wrong, right?

>people still getting trolled by RC

sure is new in here

>>74007339
>damage control
COULDN'T
PREDICT
PISS
AT
THE
URINAL

>>74007358
trip on rc

>>74007354
I'm sorry did you just lose money on Collingwood because you bought into the meme that I'm always incorrect?

>>74007406
You are always incorrect
http://pastebin.com/6jU4beZT
This is 6 months of (You) failing

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Bankrupting neets since 2013

>>74007406
stop trying to cover up your failure by pushing it on others

CANT
EVEN
PREDICT
BREAKFAST

>>74007460
WOODEN
SPOON

>>74007460
the only neet you've bankrupted is yourself you drongo

>>74003003
>>74003003

>>74007406
im hoping for your sake that the bookies do refunds if you tell them the game was rigged

>>74007468
>16 Premierships

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Imagine idolizing this faggot lmao

You should probably do the same

As a feminist it's great that we now have our own top tier competition!

>>74007500
No, only two.
VFLEL """"hips"""" do not count.

>>74007643
Not according to the AFL, dickhead.

>>74007627
Congrats to you.

I unironically am glad that women have their own version of the sport. It may be scrappy but if it makes someone happy why not go for it?

Completely sincere btw

>>74007643
pre expansion team premierships dont count either

i mean it was easier to win when there was only 16 teams right

>>74007671
>Not according to the AFL
Invalid considering you think that the AFL rigs Grand Finals.

>>74007692
Mate I was just clowning around, I knew the dogs would win. I would have been pretty filthy if I were a Swans fan though.

Completely forgot about this game

>>74007720
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>this damage control
Is there any level of pathetic faggotry you won't dive to, RC?

>>74007720
>haha it was all just a ruse XD
vocaroos or fuck right off

Ok lads I was watching the fighting, give me all the memes lay it on me.

>>74009064
RC picked Mundine

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has anyone set up an /afl/ SC league yet lads?

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>>74007038

Gawny

>>74007086
>he doesn't have a smoking chair in front of his tv.