Chicago Blackhawks at Arizona Coyotes

Its lonely in here.

>>74003141
>TvR named Chicago Blackhawks LGBTQ "Inclusion Ambassador"

Fucking cancer

>butthawks

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>>74003216
Here ya go m8. Cuz I like you so much.

>got friendzoned by a girl who I thought was into me last night
>hawks game tonight

time to get drunker than foley

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How do we fix this shit?

>konroyd at the desk
At least something good happened today.

>>TvR named Chicago Blackhawks LGBTQ "Inclusion Ambassador"
Is he a gay or something?

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>>74003293
I would have said Forsling but he's either gone or staying in Q's torture dungeon.
Speaking of gay, guess which canadian former blackhawks with a potty mouth is his team's ambassador?

>>74003325
top fucking kek

>>74003254
Ah, sweet nectar. Thanks anon.

how long ago was the podcast commercial filmed? Kane still has hair

>>74003325
Based Shaw

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Reminder that this is a thing.

https://www.nhl.com/blackhawks/video/soup-and-a-sandwich-ep-3/t-277437096/c-48801703

is the coyotes arena still part of a shopping mall?

What are we drinking tonight, boys?
Guinness here.

was the audio kinda fading in an out or am I finally going crazy?

>>74003430
Rum. All night. I'm getting fucked up tonight.

>>74003430
Jealous af

>>74003430
water and antibiotics

>>74003471
>you must be 18+ to post on this site

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Will they win another game?

Will Toews ever score again?

Will the cubes poster and the skele poster ever meet and fulfill their homosexual fantasies with each other?

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>>74003487
kys. I just really like Guinness but I'm set for the night already and don't want to go out.

>>74003540
No.

No.

No, hopefully they both commit suicide.

KANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
THERAPIST

>>74003544
>mac
>laptop
>seagrams
lel


FUCKING KANER SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

HARTMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
HITMAN

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

When do the Hawks blow the lead in under a minute?

SCAAAAAR

>>74003622
Gotta figure it will be within the last two minutes of the period

>>74003622
The third period. Crawford and the Hawks defense will channel their inner Macy Gray.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puIxuLWGQrc

>Patrick Kane Ty Teeny Ty
the fuck is that abomination

>>74003695
Kinda want to get one and turn it into an onahole.

>>74003695
I remember when they announced they were not making any more and every single housewife, singlemom and grandmother bought every single fucking beanie baby ever.
The "rarest" one we had was the fucking polar bear.

SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
BOSS HOSS

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HOSSA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>74003723

Big fucking Hoss

Wow the Yotes look like a fucking train wreck. How are they not the worst team in the standings

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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>>74003729
>remember beanie babies were a thing
>go look at their website
>it looks like it was made in 2003 and hasn't had its layout updated since then
>see this
I don't even...

>>74003753
Holy shit. They deftly captured the soullessness of a cabbage kid and made it about sports.

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oh god this website is hilarious
>leafs get the sad, depressed version

>3.33 thursday
kek

>>74003797
I'm suspicious of any pizza being sold for $3.33

>Desi getting his ass kicked

>3-0
>drunk af

Lifew is good lads

There is a little southern belle at work that I want to FUCK the hell out of. I didn't use my cock neough when i was single

>Jordin Tootoo still exists
wow

Now Hartman starting shit with vrbata

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>>74003834
>this entire post
Are we going to have another magical turbo drunk thread?

>>74003834
At least you are admitting to be drunk this time. It's a start.

>>74003896
>admitting
I automatically assume everyone in here is drunk

>>74003912
it's typically a safe bet

>>74003869
But that's every night. Why even flaunt about it. You can be completely smashed and still type coherently.

>>74003936
>completely smashed
>type coherently
I consider completely smashed what that "Eddie Anon" poster was a couple months? back.
He was out of his fucking mind. His typing was hit or miss.

I still want to slap sierra's tits around.

>>74003912
Fuck yes. Best girl

>>74003974
I bet she is proper filthy behind closed doors. 2 or 3 men at a time in her dug out.

>>74003976
I didn't mean to quote anyone. I need another drink.

>>74003974
Me too my man.
Goddamn it she's great.

>>74003966
Fun times.

On a side note, it's hard to believe the NHL is already past the All Star Break. It feels surreal.

>ywn fuck Sierra, Leila and bird bitch at the same time

>>74003986
>>74003993

She seems like the blast it all over my face type. Won't even give a shit if you get it in her hair.

>>74004004
It was a warm January. Didn't really feel like winter with it being 40 and raining every fucking day

>>74004010
>involving the harpy
Get help, anon.

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>>74004010
>fucking bitch bird
>ever

>>74004013
>She seems like the blast it all over my face type.
>blast it all over my face type.
>my face
Holy shit anon.....

>>74004010
cover leila in bird seed and try to finish with sierra before the harpy is done feasting and bail.
>>74004013
probably wouldn't mind if you blew in her mouth would probably just drink it down like a champ

>>74004021
>>74004028
Bird bitch is a pity fuck desu

>>74004034
>not feasting on the harpy instead
Sad!

>>74004034
>probably wouldn't mind if you blew in her mouth

You give them the option?

Thisbgot drunk talk real fucking qucik

>>74004055
well you get close and then thrust in all the way down to the hilt, most girls will turn into a champagne bottle but i bet she toughs it out and swallows it all tbqhf

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>>74004058
What the fuck happened to you? Did you buttchug your seagrams 7 lad?

>>74003834
>>74003869

The wife is annoting me. considering whipping out my cock and slapping her face

>>74004081
Got abut like got little more than half g

>>74004034
She would most likely ask for more and then some a2m.

>>74004093
Do it faggot.

Should i get a burito from chipotle lads

>>74004093
Do it, cunt

>>74004077
Oh blowing down their throat is a different story. Yeah I bet she takes it so deep she never even tastes it.

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>>74004093
Do it cunt.

>>74004100
Got abut like got little more than half g
God speed son

Fuck me I quoted myself agin

Tell me, lads, how based is Club Blackhawks?

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>>74004093

>>74004103
ye

>>74004102
>>74004104
>>74004109
>>74004128

I did and she started air boxing my balls and making sound effects

>>74004103
I mean an actual mexican place would be better.
But sure, why the fuck not.

>>74004139
That's hilarious.

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>>74004139
She's a keeper.

>>74004139
Sounds like a good waifu

FUCJ ANISOMOV

>>74004121
The 4chan Blackhawks """"Club""""" is pretty based. Most are cool. "Tumble's handmitten tripfag" is a bonafide cousin fucking faggot bitch though.

>Q's face

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Jesus christ.

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>5v3
Odds are finally even for the Yotes.

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fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

>>74004190
RIP laddy bug
>Press F to pay Respects
F

>>74004190
Wait what the fuck is this fucking sorcery?


FUCK

Is this going to be a repeat of the Blues game last year?

Pls no

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godfuckingdamnit

Jesus Christ you fucking retards

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what the FUCK

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ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

>>74004220
At least there is no Pierre

Wut

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BREADMAN

Lmao Panarin scores more often than me

lmao

>>74004279
CLUBHUB YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

FUCKING SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

SCCCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
dat passing

Neat.

>>74004286
Your waifu sounds fun tho

>>74004286
>Lmao Panarin scores more often than me
>having a top tier waifu
Tell her you are claiming her maidenhead. If she says it has already been claimed, then tell her you are claiming her "other" maidenhead.
Surprise buttsex.

What the fuck happened to all of you guys?

>>74004416
Vodka

>>74004416
DRUNK BOUYYYYY

>Hawks fans bringing in more money for the Yotes than anyone else
>regular season
lmao

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>>74004445
Good shit

>>74004437
I'm not drunk yet. I fear if I chug any harder I'll be going to blackout town.

>>74004416
im working at the same time

I mean...okay.

Fuck

>this howling

And people hate the Chelsea dagger?

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>Blackhawks Trading Cards
>Upper Deck
Upper Deck is still a fucking thing? First beanie babies now this shit? I feel like I'm reliving 1998 or some such shit.

>reddithawks BTFO themselves

I'm not even surprised anymore

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>The collapse is habbening
>not even third period
Time to buttchug

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NO. WHY. FUCK

anyone got a good link on a wiki how to tie a noose?

Soupy you idiot

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>>74004631
jesus fucking christ why does this have to happen

>>74004631
Just watch White Sox baseball and one magically appears before you.

But yeah, one of those games tonight.

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Those are the tell-tale signs of tumbling.

It's looks like everyone on the team suddenly didn't give a shit anymore

>tfw too late and fat in life to find out I like hockey
>Just wish to be able score sick goals and beat the shit out of faggot enemy team

>>74004685
>watching a reinsdorf-owned team

No thanks, that guy appears to have completely lost his mind. Rock Hahn is the only reason the Sox even appear to be turning it around and he's a single man in an organization of retards

>>74004724
>Rock Hahn
That is an awesome nickname right there.

>>74004737
Yeah it would be pretty cool if his nickname was Rock

Who the fuck is the chick that does the Hawk's intermission? She is hot and I would like to procreate with her

>>74004758
Siera santos my man

>>74004758
>[Fertile, birthing hips intensifies]

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>>74004774
>>74004779

>latin

God damn my boys, only need to precum in that puss tog et her up the duff

>>74004795
Who the fuck is this bitch

>CUSBS NIGGERS STILL MAD ABOUT HOWARD STERN BUTTCHEESE MAN
TOP FUCKING KEK

what thew fuck is this in the loop segment
are you fucking kidding why show us the teams we support choking on a dick

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>>74004804

I don't know but she plagues my dreams everynight alongside Lauren Southern/

>>74004818
Jessicababyfat on Instagram apparently

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>>74004795
>>74004818
Daym.

>>74004795
>God damn my boys, only need to precum in that puss tog et her up the duff
>tog et her up the duff
What the fuck are you saying.

>>74004818
>Lauren Southern
>You will never go to a gun range with a qt3.14 and shoot freedom
Fucking kill me

>>74004831
I don't speak drunk aussie, but i can only assume it means knock her up.

>>74004831
up the duff means preggo

>>74004818
I lov Lauren Sourthn ;_;

>>74004873
I never would have guessed that tbqh

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>>74004852
>>74004878


>you will never look her in the eyes and be rejected by her
>you will have never have pure aryan babbies with her

>i will have filthy asian kids

As least I can flood my backyard and make them pick rice

>>74004795
>have vasectomy
>Fuck Siera Santos endlessly
>No little mix raced mutts running around

>>74004859
I can translate well enough when sober. I've passed that point.

>>74004873
Aight. I was about to say good shit cunt but as a natural born citizen, I don't need to knock up some, albeit incredibly inviting, birthing hips and fat ass.

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>>74004895
>As least I can flood my backyard and make them pick rice

>not impregnating women and then leaving like a thief in the night

Come on fags, just give them fake infos

>>74004859
dont worry there a few people who can translate that drongo

>>74004895
>you go out and shake a box of uncle bens over the grass in the backyard
>send the kids out to pick it up while blasting them with the hose

>>74004895
>>>>>>>>i will have filthy asian kids
Your waifu is Asian?
this puts a serious damper in everything.

>>74004916
I can do that? I thought that was just a black thing.

>>74004895
Ima hardcore coservitive tho, she'll liek me

This refs fucking face makes me want to fucking punch his face.

I really should have done more drugs when I was single.

I only pissed on my bedroom floor thinking it was a toilet once

>>74004939
>live in chicago
>get shot for being conservative

Don't you know inner city nig nogs need more handouts?

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You get a penalty!
You get a penalty!
EVERY BODY GETS A PENALTY!!!!!!!

>>74004948
>handouts
DEY NEDE MO MONAY FO DEM PROGRUMS
THEY IS GUUD BOIS

>>74004952
My wife made a Oprah a smoothie once

I bet she didn't tip

>>74004948
Can't get men while I'm doWn in FSU :^>

>>74004948
What the fuck is stopping you from doing drugs now?
Wife one of those no wun allowed types?

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>>74004964
>Can't get men

>>74004969
Nothing. I just feel I have a more fiscal responsibility now that the wealth is shared. I drink enough to cover wasted epxsnses

She isn't interested in drugs but is she were I'd defs do a bump of coke from her bunghole

>>74004969
My wife smokes weed everyday. I score more in one week then Panarin scores all season

>>74004978
Me*

Ima safe down in tallynhassee

>>74004978
He's drunk and and overtly homosexual. Give him a break.

>>74004985
I was talking about real drugs.

>>74004989
Nah im strght,

>>74005004
:^)

>>74004995
>wanting to do drugs outside of Weed, LSD, and Shrooms

What the fuck m8. I get that coke isn't the worst but... just why?

>>74004995
Enjoy your aids

>>74004995
Drugs r aad man>>74005006 cmon man I ain't fuckg gay

>>74005021
>not gay
>complaining about how he can't get men

Yeah, ok.

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>>74005013
>Doing drugs that aren't alcohol
Kill yourself

>>74005021
:^^)

>>74005024
>that image

>>74005013
Opiates are pretty awesome tho.

>>74005035
Because I love beer but it makes you fat

I had a terrible toothache once and I took all the cat's moprhine, it turned out to be about one dose for an adult human.

shit was fucking mint

would trainspot for a life

>>74005030
Aussieb was saying thy being republican in chiahow wouldn get me shot, insaid I'm safeb in fsu

>>74005058
Well you tried.
Instead you just admitted to your faggotry.

>>74005058
Kek

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>>74005050
>not getting the most out of your fermentable sugars while homebrewing


>>74005053
>cat morphine
I bet if you wrote an autobiography it would be fucking fascinating.

>>74005082
Bizarre things seem to be attracted to me

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>>74005113
Strayan ancestry seems to be your lot in life lad.
Time to yiff cat piss, make rice-shitposters and drink yourself stupid.

>>74005119
>posting tumblr
It's already pretty reddit in here, please cease and desist

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>>74005126
>being this unrepentantly stupid
>reaction macros
>etc
sure is terminal in here

>>74005082
when you live in a place like australia you often make your own fun and that is something that stays with you even after you leave.

DARUDE SANDSTROME

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>>74005153
I believe it one hundred percent. Though every time you cunts are portrayed; its through some bat-shit retardedness.

Congratulations Corey, you blocked it

NOW GET THE FUCK BACK IN THE NET

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>>74005189
I noticed that Darling was slow to regain the net during his handful of tenures while Crow was out.
It made me nervous every single time.

>>74005214
>25 seconds left
>one goal lead
>face off in defensive zone
this shit is on you if it goes south

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GG Yotes.

>>74005226
WELL WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO SAY NOW?

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The streak is dead!

gg yotes

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>>74005226
I'm just glad I've never seen "Victory Anon" has been proven wrong. (That I remember though)