Upcoming events:
2/4: UFC FN 104 - Bermudez vs Jung
2/10: LFA 3 - Spann vs Giles
2/11: UFC 208 - Holm vs De Randamie
2/17: LFA 4 - Aguilar vs Jackson
2/18: Bellator 172 - Mitrione vs Emelianenko
2/19: UFC FN 105 - Browne vs Lewis
2/24: Glory 38 - Vakhitov vs Cavalari
2/24: Bellator 173 - McGeary vs Fields
2/24: LFA 5 - Edwards vs Townsend
2/25: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
Previous Thread: >>74000766
News:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUTcFuy72oE
>>74002998
Thanks for events OP
*portions cash inefficiently because he didnt read Talmud*
/heem/ demographic polls:
https://www.strawpoll.me/12257435
https://www.strawpoll.me/12257441
Can someone post some medium Rare Reems?
>>74002998
News:
>Thiago Tavares no longer on UFC roster
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/2/2/14488264/thiago-tavares-out-the-ufc-signs-aspera-fc
>Browne still training with Edmond
http://www.mmamania.com/2017/2/2/14483572/ufc-halifax-travis-browne-denies-leaving-edmond-tarverdyan-black-house
>Jake Shields helps guy being assaulted by mob of angry SJWs
http://www.mmamania.com/2017/2/2/14484534/uc-berkeley-video-ufc-jake-shields-rescues-man-beaten-masked-fascist-thugs-during-violent-protest
>Jazzy Alpha Female challenges Gabi Garcia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHNe9FOnKXc
>Khabib vs Johnson highlights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH4-vmflFzY
>Fabricio Werdum highlights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVKTvh16aE4
Tryna find the post where Adan said he called my employer and snitched on me but I'm not having any luck
>>74003108
>>74003108
>>74003108
>>74003144
Now THAT is a true broship
Remember that time Reem got really mad at Ariel for lying to him about an iPad?
Are Americans allowed to cheer for her over Herrig in Houston?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIimOU_bS_0
>>74003182
Nah man, it's lithuanian. Gotta admit, it's pretty darn good.
>>74003177
lol yes. He was in studio and ariel promised him an ipad.
>>74003177
Can't tell if Reem and Ariel is cuter relationship than Rampage and Ariel. Always brought a smile to my face when Rampage used to call Ariel little mermaid
I hate this "man".
>>74003134
bruh look at bigfoot.
look at the top of his head
>>74003212
Typical tricks, yeh?
>>74003231
He's alot better than this colossal faggot
>>74003231
>this isn't about me
>>74003177
link
Great OP my dude
>>74003244
why does this greasy slob always get the first questions?
>>74003231
>>74003244
Both need to die.
>>74003236
HE'S TAKING THE SHIT THAT MAKES YA FUCK'N HEAD GROW
>>74003252
looks like a recording of a recording but,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmgVI6owI7Q
Remember when Fedor was on Ariel's show and Ariel gave him a fucking airline bottle of vodka?
>>74003256
It's always the dumbest fucking questions "so ughh tell me how ya feel'n after the fight"
>>74003280
"what do you think is the best move for your opponents career at this point"
every time
>>74003256
Is Alexa the REAL Cain?
>>74003290
Pennington is one of the cuter butch lesbians I've seen.
>>74003294
Lol this is 100% accurate
>>74003290
based. the best power couple in mma?
/heem/ demographic polls:
https://www.strawpoll.me/12257435
https://www.strawpoll.me/12257441
>>74003329
fuck off WME
>>74003280
>Robbie did you think about maybe not getting hit by Tyrone ?
>>74003329
Embarrassing.
>>74003308
>>74003294
He's the CNN of reporters
They don't let the real guys in:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBCo6-UCUco
>>74003338
what exactly is embarassing about datamining
I WON'T BACK DOWN
>>74003339
if one fighter was going to punch dana white in the mouth i wish it was rory
he fucking hates dana
>>74003397
That's not how you spell Tito Ortiz
>>74003387
too bad he backed down onto his own knee
>>74003402
It would be expected from Tito
Rory is literally seething inside
>>74003402
The butthurt still flows through him
>>74003112
i bet youve spent more time researching adan than your own dad spent with you period
lol you should start calling me daddy now!
nothing to see here, just posting my gf
Remember when Coleman lost to Couture and during Coleman's postfight interview Tito walked by the cage and yelled some shit and Coleman told him to go fuck himself?
I will give 3 unique (You)s to the first person who comes up with that clip.
Bermudez vs Jung
Grasso vs Herrig
Vick vs Trujilo
Saint Preux vs Oezdemir
Hamilton vs Fortuna
Andrade vs Hill
>>74003486
I wanna see it too
>>74003486
no I don't remember, I'm merely a 189er
>>74003498
Jung
Grasso
Vick
Saint Preux
Hamilton
Andrade
Joanna abandoned Poland. She is now a Florida fighter.
>>74003548
They all leave the old country and come here eventually. Anderson, Bisping, Machida, McGregor.
>>74003548
wtf don't you train there coralsprings? isn't it literally 10 minutes from where you live?
>>74003566
McGregor still trains out of SBG though lad
>>74003498
Bermudez
Grasso
Trujilo
Saint Preux
Hamilton
Hill
>Forget about Rousey
>I'm retiring soon
>Sorry Ronda
i think the post ronda fight autism is finally gone. it lasted longer than i thought it would but i think its all finally gone
would you?
>tfw Cyborg will never squat over my face and blast farts
Rate this video:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BQB4AGwBShl/
>>74003498
Bermudez by TKO
Herrig by sub
Trujillo by TKO
Saint preux by DEC
>>74003548
Based mike brown
>>74003737
i drink two cans of monster so i can jerk off for hours on end, that's how i live monster
>>74003693
step it up
>>74003737
10/10
I'm curious of the 12 Gauge Prize Pack includes a pair of her used panties.
I dont drink monster but I bet someone on heem does. Do it lads.
Picks Bro I posted picks in the last thread before I realised a new thread was up.
>>74003744
you need to pick all 6 fights to be included
>>74003498
>>74003287
Add me
>>74003766
lol @ leah saying joe's coffee drink and coconut water tasted like shit
>>74003793
youre already on there fampi. look again
>>74003799
lol when, That's not good PR for Onnit
>>74002562
>>74002562
>>74002562
Get on skype faggot
>>74003812
Sorry bro I missed it
>>74003486
https://vimeo.com/9265806
lel
>>74003817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJ0-VeWMr-A
32:30
How are you niggers doing today?
>>74003909
lol what a bitch, old alpha joe would have yelled at her for 30 minutes
>>74003950
it was actually funny the way she brought it up
joe coughs
"whadda need a drink of your horrendous coconut water"
>>74003855
kek thanks. I remembered it a bit differently.
Rogan is still the same minus the hair
>>74003909
Leah would have drank Joes piss that day if he wanted her to
>>74004018
Rogan's pretend shocked "oh, how dare you" is pretty kek.
>>74003909
carry?!
where is doug, theyr my most fav tv couple ever
*portions height*
*portions pathetic obsession*
>>74004117
Are you memeing or do you legit enjoy King of Queens?
Explain this new portion meme i don't get it and want to stay ahead of normies
>yfw your wife's son makes a documentary about your worst career failure
>>74004227
meet me behind Kelseys at 3pm tomorrow
*portions more height than instructed and ends up being 5"4*
*blocks your portions*
PORTION
*portions your path*
*portions dimensions*
WERE NOT HERE TO TAKE PORTION WERE HERE TO TAKE OVER
Upcoming events:
2/4: UFC FN 104 - Bermudez vs Jung
2/10: LFA 3 - Spann vs Giles
2/11: UFC 208 - Holm vs De Randamie
2/17: LFA 4 - Aguilar vs Jackson
2/18: Bellator 172 - Mitrione vs Emelianenko
2/19: UFC FN 105 - Browne vs Lewis
2/24: Glory 38 - Vakhitov vs Cavalari
2/24: Bellator 173 - McGeary vs Fields
2/24: LFA 5 - Edwards vs Townsend
2/25: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
Previous Thread: >>74000766 (Cross-thread)
News:
[YouTube] ALEXA GRASSO OPEN WORKOUT: UFC HOUSTON (FULL) (embed)
>>74004419
what the fuck is this
*portions mic closer to mouth*
>>74004402
That was literally Alex Jones at his peak. We will never witness something like that again.
Hey Jamie could you put up that footage from the Browne and Brandon fight...there we go okay good, first of all
>Oh for sure 100% man I was tagging him with some nice leg kicks
Listen man *brings microphone close to his mouth*
You looked just really stiff out there, stiff as a board, you can see how good Travis was compared to you, he has nice good clean boxing, good movement, you looked like you'd never hit pads in your entire life, you were literally a heavybag with eyeballs out there, chin up in the air, awkward footwork and the worst head movement I've ever seen since Tecia Torres vs. Paige Vanzant.
Realistically I can't see you beating any of the guys who fight in Bellator, WSOF, Rizin, how do you think you'd do in a straight up jiu jitsu fight against Gabi Garcia?
>Oh for sure I think you'd be surprised
Really you think so? I think you'd be surprised, I think she'd mess you up. There's a whole bridge between you and a guy who just walked into a gym for the first time, are you comfortable with knowing how horrible you are as a fighter? are you okay with being KO'd in your next 10 fights? Cause it could very well happen.
I'm not saying this to be mean, I'm telling you as a friend you're not a good fighter at all, he flattened you out and completely dominated you, you looked unimaginably stiff weren't prepared at all, your movement was atrocious, I worry about your commitment to anything fight related.
Get out of here and never come back.
>>74003498
Jung
Grasso
Trujillo
OSP
Fortuna
Andrade
>>74003498
Bermudez
Grasso
OSP
Fortuna
Andrade
*portions succulent hotdogs*
>>74004429
WHAT WAS HIS FUCKING NAME?
>>74002998
>No news in the OP
What don't the elite want us to know?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BP_Gr_9F3u7/?taken-by=khabib_nurmagomedov
what happened to his eye lads
Listen man *brings microphone closer* you're just not a good fighter, you're a big guy sure but there's lots of big guys who shouldn't be fighters, you call yourself big brown and this reflects your fighting style quite accurately, watching you fight is like watching a big turd with hair and bad tattoos flail around the octagon. I've never seen anything so grotesque and it's never been an honor calling any of your fights. Your fight with Travis Browne was a literal nightmare, after he landed the first jab I just knew you were done for, you just don't know the basics of fighting at all, and I'm not saying all this to be mean, I'm saying this cause I'm your friend,
>Oh I agree 100% for sure you're my boy but I disagree
You honestly should have just become a male stripper, you're not a funny comedian and you're a garbage fighter, I've seen you hit pads before and I wanted to claw my eyes out but out of respect I stayed behind. I doubt your commitment to anything, you have a glass chin, skidded footwork and non-existent head movement, you shouldn't be fighting at even an amateur level, I don't worry about you at all, you made a horrible career choice and should rethink your life.
So did Grasso beat Heather Jo Clark so badly that she detached her retina?
Can someone post the JRE H-E-E-M copypasta?
>>74003498
Bermudez
Grasso
Trujilo
Preux
Hamilton
Andrade
>>74004534
>>74004505
isnt Weidmans eye all fucked up since Yoel knee'd him in the head? what is it with everyones eyes?
>>74003498
#UndefeatedIn2017
Bermudez
Grasso
Trujillo
OSP
Hamilton
Andrade
>>74004484
missed one
>>74004505
what is this
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BPvoFMqFv29/
>>74003498
>>74004484
Bermudez
Grasso
OSP
Trujilo
Fortuna
Andrade
>Tfw only one other person is 24 on heem
>>74004636
repost for continuity pls
>>74003498
Jung
Grasso
Trujillo
Saint Preux
Hamilton
Andrade
>>74003498
Bermudez
Grasso
OSP
Trujilo
Fortuna
Andrade
*portions gooby*
Will Vick be able to handle Trujillo's pressure, knockout power, and wrestling? I doubt it. I think Trujillo will win by knockout.
https://www.strawpoll.me/12257435
https://www.strawpoll.me/12257441
Someone sent me this on facebook, i dont really follow MMA can anyone explain it?
>>74004710
I love watching lanklets getting blown out.
Trujillo is gonna blacksplode all over him
>>74004713
*gallops towards you thinking you're hurt*
*blocks your path*
Prove you aren't a shill bro.
p
>>74004710
>tfw dariush is banned now
what your eyes
o
>tfw houston bro
>tfw UFC Fight Night will literally be within 20 minutes of my home
>tfw won't go because i don't have any fight fan friends
life is suffering lads.
i do have one friend who likes fighting but he's a "boxing purist" and hates MMA.
fml
>>74004710
I think Trujillo gets a ko for sure homeboy. Underrated fighter and striker. But he makes bad decisions for sure sometimes. Portion it all on him via KO or Vick decision
*portions your succ*
>>74004755
just take a non fight fan its not that hard
r
>>74004755
ill go
>>74004719
people who are abnormally tall for their divisions almost always have shitty chins
>>74004742
no, he's not
he's a christian who lives in california
*portions your sponsors*
t
>>74004756
I don't understand how people can say Trujillo is bad when he's 6-2 in the UFC and his only losses in the UFC are to Khabib and Ferguson
Tibau doesn't count, he sweats HGH and the result was rightfully overturned to a DQ win for Trujillo after Tibau popped
*portions aggression*
*portions #fakenews*
>>74004832
because he just walks forward and throws haymakers over and over
>>74004832
plus Khabib missed weight when he fought Trujillo
i
*brain bounces around like a pinball*
o
I wonder what Carla Esparza is up to these days.
n
I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER
>>74004902
just shilling to make ends meet
>>74004853
>
http://www.mma-core.com/videos/Abel_Trujillo_vs_Jordan_Rinaldi_UFC_Fight_Night_88_Full_Fight_Part_1/10130060
s
>>74004929
*portions heem70.webm*
>>74004713
Serously what the fuck was Brendan fucking thinking trying to fight these dudes. With 20 percent body fat and terrible movement and terrible punching.
Jesus christ was nobody honest with him >>74004719
>>74004937
portions
Can't wait to hear Rogan yell out Abel Trujillow
>Fighters don't touch gloves
>NOT. A. CHANCE.
>>74004951
jesus christ, that's a shitty webm
how do you even make a webm that bad
whos commentating this weekend? hopefully its edgy brah and alex jones
>le funny maymay
*portions Jef*
>>74004959
GO CASH YOUR PROP BET RIGHT NOW
heem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZPCp8SPfOM
ayyyyyy
what if we had an annual shitposting award ceremony called The Heemies™?
gooby
<----
which one of you is this?
>>74005049
no one who is a recognizable poster here deserves any type of award, so no
>>74005055
>WMMA
>>74005052
You're an idiot Adan
>>74005003
Will it hit 2 million?
>>74005068
>Triggered by women
Wew lad
>>74005065
>>74005075
gooby
<---
>>74005081
>Watching WMMA fights
It's worse than watching mighty manlet fight
>>74005092
>Triggered by women
>>74005104
Yes triggered, because I posted a funny webm. Stay upset kiddo
>>74005065
Adan deserves some kind of award for being the biggest sperg on heem
*portions award*
Me on the right
>>74005123
I sense a hoverhand
>>74005123
>imagine being so into her that you buy that shirt but you dont grab her ass when you finally meet her
Dockie's shift is winding down it looks like
Did scatposter get perma-heem'd? Maybe his autism attack wore off
>>74005195
Nah man. I got a long night. But work is work.
>>74005213
Yeah being a 5'3" 144 lbser seems like a lot of work pal
>>74005213
If it really is (YOU), what qualifications does one need to work on dock and make over 100k? I'm assuming you work inside for shitposting purposes?
>>74005229
he's an electrician dude
>>74004796
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4169296/Syrian-Christian-family-turned-away-airport.html
>work on dock
>harbor resentment
>>74005055
All me
fuckin Robin Black is picking Herrig REEEEEEEEE
>>74005285
Good choice.
>>74005285
Just bet $100 on Herrig. How dare anyone pick against the greatest mind in MMA.
>>74005285
He went .500 last week, he's blowing a pick on purpose to go at least .666 and not fuck up his average.
>>74005261
lel
>>74005285
Robin Blacked doesn't know anything, he's always wrong and jizzes his pants in awe over basic boxing techniques
>>74005305
t.Brandon Swab
>>74005298
dang, you saved the pick i posted. i feel like an influencer
>>74005229
We just did a public job lottery. I posted about it more than once. I never work indoors dude, we're longshoremen. We're outside with ships in the elements.
Although sometimes I work a mobile battlestation
>>74005400
pretty nice of them to give you a booster seat so you can see over the dash
karolinas almost heem of joanna
post it
>>74005444
how can I post something that never happened?
What does the future hold for the FW and LW divisions in the Ultimate Fighting Challenge?
>>74005481
Paper champions
Who can stop Ngannou? Name one HW who could give him trouble.
Cain can wrestle/grapplefuck most heavyweights but you saw what happened to Hamilton once he pressed Ngannou against the fence.
>implying the same wont happen to Cain despite his wrestling pedigree
>>74005437
I thought I was an electrician, nigger.
>>74005501
>werdum can't submit him
>stipe can't KO him
>DC couldn't wrestlefuck him
>Jones couldn't work him like a little black puppet
>Lesnar couldn't pound him out
>JDS couldn't KO him
Really made me think.
Isnt it past midnight in Ottawa? Guess business is too slow at the hvac shop to justify opening on a friday.
How do you actually win a contract for the UFC?
>>74005511
>placement
what did they mean by this? is he on work release from juvy?
>>74005531
As a fighter or as a ring girl?
>>74004461
If your life was a movie, and it started now – forget about whatever financial disasters you’ve had, personal failures, relationship failures – what would the hero of your life’s movie do right now? Do that! Do those things. We define ourselves far too often by our past failures. We look at our past, and we say ‘Well, that’s me.’ That’s not you. You are this person right now. You’re the person who’s learned from those failures and you can choose to be the hero of your own movie right now.
Write down your goals. Write down things you wanna improve. Write down things you won’t tolerate from yourself. Write down things you’ve done in the past that you never wanna see yourself do again, and go forth, from here, as the hero of your own movie. Build momentum. Build confidence and momentum with each good decision that you make from here on out. Buy Alpha Brain™.
You can do it. Anyone can do it. We live in unique times. We live in one of the rarest times in human history, where you can choose almost all of the input that comes your way, whether it’s the movies that you watch, the books you read, the podcasts you listen to, you can choose to be inspired. Do that. Do that and be the hero of your own movie.
>>74005518
>Verdum
KO'ed like how Stipe KO'ed him
>Stipe
Whiteboi
>DC
Too small
>Jones
Ngannou has the second longest reach and explosive power. Jones would ruin him
>Lesnar
Whiteboi and can't take hits well
>JDS
Isn't what he used to be
>>74005539
Female fighter
>>74005544
>lesnar
>can't take hits
rewatch the carwin fight, casual
is Danny Brown /our guy/?
https://youtu.be/ZgqZBbBCJL0?t=6m25s
Ngannou would destroy Brock lol
>>74005560
He should have been TKO'ed a while ago
>>74005566
I have never seen Ngannou's wrestling or ground skills but I am confident that Brock would take him down. What happens after that, not sure.
>>74005560
Fight should've been stopped in round 1 in Carwin's favor lol
>>74005598
But it wasn't, and Lesnar finished him. He can clearly take a hit. He has problems when he can't get a takedown.
>>74005614
He can't take a hit, he's chinny and easily rocked, Ngannou would dust him inside one round.
>>74005624
>He can't take a hit, he's chinny
Again, rewatch the Carwin fight.
It could have been stopped, but Lesnar was never out of it, just taking a shitload of damage.
>>74005400
I'm sittin' on the dock of the bay
Watching the tide roll away
Ooo, I'm just sittin' on the dock of the bay
Wastin' time
I left my home in Georgia
Headed for the 'Frisco bay
Cause I've had nothing to live for
And look like nothin's gonna come my way
So I'm just gonna sit on the dock of the bay
Watching the tide roll away
Ooo, I'm sittin' on the dock of the bay
Wastin' time
Look like nothing's gonna change
Everything still remains the same
I can't do what ten people tell me to do
So I guess I'll remain the same, yes
Sittin' here resting my bones
And this loneliness won't leave me alone
It's two thousand miles I roamed
Just to make this dock my home
Now, I'm just gonna sit at the dock of the bay
Watching the tide roll away
Oooo-wee, sittin' on the dock of the bay
Wastin' time
[whistling intensifies]
>>74005624
Hunt and Carwin both landed with out a KO
Brock can take hits, please stop this meme
>>74003134
DONT FORGET WHOM WON
>>74003108
>>74005532
It means your high school whored you out as slave labor
>>74003244
This guy has no tangential effect on MMA whatsoever, Ariel is at least somewhat relevant.
>>74005545
>tfw it's not a bait and no one answers
>5'10"
>71" reach
>42" leg reach
>wrestled for 5 years
How do I into UFC knowing MMA competitions are banned in France? Help me you cunts
>>74005455
>>74005646
I've never cared for that song. I prefer Harry Bridges or Black Lung by Rancid or Living on a Prayer.
>>74005663
I thought you had MMA and it just didn't have ground strikes.
>>74005649
Hunt didn't land a single thing
Queenswood Heights actually look like a pleasant place to live.
>>74005653
oh damn, we called that 'work experience', I forgot about that
>>74005681
You're right and it's retarded
wtf is Grasso fighting this weekend? I had no idea, why isn't the UFC pushing her more?
>>74005669
Karolina has an Aisling Daly tier ass
Sad!
>>74005696
She's in the co-main, they are pushing her.
>>74005690
In california unpaid internships are illegal. Thats how much of a hooker you are. Sir Wilfrid Laurier Secondary School is your pimp.
In my state work experience is actual work that you get paid for.
>>74005696
>Co-main event in her 2nd UFC fight
>Hurr why not pushing her
>>74005684
Anything else you want to deny?
>>74005663
What do you cut to?
Go to regional MMA competitions, develop a fanbase on the internet and beat up cans then volunteer to fight Cyborg when she comes off of suspension.
>>74005705
>>74005702
Haven't seen shit about her on any of the regular channels. I follow her on Instagram too, and haven't seen shit aside from her training.
Dilishaw will finish Garbrant with GNP. Cap this
>>74004728
Has there been a concerted effort to red pill edgy on the jews? ifnotwhynot
This is beautiful video
>https://youtu.be/eTW0dF-zLl8
>>74005701
>changes the subject
province off ur """"life""""
>>74005723
Joanna falling against the fence doesnt mean shit
kek @ this yelp review for kelsey's
>the dip was bland
>my boyfriend's son
>>74005726
go watch the fourth round
leave me alone
>>74005719
Here FaM, i fixed that pic for you
>>74005710
>cut to
What do you mean?
Do you get gibs when you win an amateur fight? I'll have to travel outside of France to do so.
I'm too much autism to develop a fanbase
Also I will never volunteer to fight this drugged shemale, fuck this
>>74005746
>leave me alone
>>74005663
They scout certain organizations, like NAGA for example...I believe that's how Khabib and Mickey Gall got signed. Maybe they hold tournaments you could reasonably go to. I believe RFA functions as a feeder league, and there are probably others. Do some research and see if you can figure out where you need to go to get noticed.
You can also submit audition videos directly to the UFC if you're feeling bold. I'd recommend checking out their website, I'm sure there's contact info somewhere so you can get your questions answered by an actual UFC employee as opposed to a pervert on an anonymous Laotian Albino Shetland pony cross training imageboard.
Good luck if you're serious, otherwise fuck you.
>>74005710
You meant weight.. 145 since it's the hightest and I'm on the tall side
>>74005796
That's the answer I was looking for thanks mate
>>74005669
what round? i'll webm
you guys should learn how to fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Cwb-lzzv1A
>>74005844
wow, i know how to fight now, thanks
>>74005812
No problem. I wouldn't worry about the lack of MMA in France since I think they primarily scout grappling tournaments.
But like I said, you really need to get in touch with somebody that actually works for the org, I'm sure they've got some doofus that answers all the incoming emails. You'll probably get some kind of corporate copypasta but it'll give you some direction.
>>74005844
lmao
>>74005844
Ok heres what you do, throw 2 left hands then hit em with a right
>LEFT
>LEFT
>RIGHT!!!
you see the lefts are quick light shots that distract them from the big right hand that puts em down. I will use this technique to beat up my wifes son
>>74005862
what the fook is that thing
>>74005869
a scanning tunneling microscope
>>74003108
Here lad, Reem bless
>>74005876
what the fook is that thing
>>74005912
Whoops, forgot the pic
"Rowdy" Bec Rawlings
lads, reminder that we have weigh-ins, which means some bunda
and korean fucking zombie
>>74005913
mommy
>>74005946
>mommy
you mean mommymilk?
>>74005917
Wish I had a facial scar desu
>>74005923
You dun goofed
>>74005963
she makes youtube vids now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1MUPX-4cEs
>>74005923
Bec's actually kinda cute desu
>>74005981
masvidal vs lawler when
lawler vs nick rematch when
>>74006003
>me on the right
>>74005995
the only madmen who wanted to fight lawler again are matt brown and rory
hendricks was forced to, larkin and nick dodge the question
>>74005981
>gets stopped on cut
>>74006011
lawler is deleted
>>74005981
>what happened?
>you got heemed my man
>really
>yes
Not exactly but you hear it in the first few seconds. Fuck Tiki. Robbie is a shit promo btw.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R08z0PIUUNA
Masvidal most underrated promo.
how do you think you'd do in a straight up jiu jitsu fight against Gabi Garcia?
>>74006047
>that Robbie smirk when he says he wasn't out
>>74006050
Straight up jiu jitsu? I think people would be surprised.
Does the UFC always remove fighters going into free agency from their rankings because if so this is the first time I've noticed it
>>74006067
First time I've noticed it as well
Bermudez vs Jung
Grasso vs Herrig
Vick vs Trujilo
Saint Preux vs Oezdemir
Hamilton vs Fortuna
Andrade vs Hill
>>74004796
It's cause the taller you are for your division, the more likely it is that you have to do a harsh cut to make the weight. The harder you cut (ie the more dehydrated you are), the easier it is to get heemed. There are exceptions but generally this is the case.
What is the BLOODIEST fight of all time?
>>74006083
3.0 bless
Who /right wing friend squad/ here?
>>74006123
Cain Bigfoot 1 is up there
>>74006125
pls no bully me
>there's now a human counter-strike taking place to shut this off before its fully in place to block these systems to block these pedophile vampires from taking control of AI
What the fuck am I watching?
Gabi and Cyborg being friends makes me really happy. they both get made fun of a lot but seem to have connected over it. seems like they have fun together and support each other
>>74006137
no bully. not dc
>>74006142
lol PVZ is training with cyborg now. now that's a power group
>>74006092
This, plus skinny dudes don't have any padding around the belly to help absorb body shots.
>>74006139
>PEDOPHILIC PSYCHIC VAMPIRES ARE DRAINING YOUR ELEMENTAL AURA AS WE SPEAK, JOE
>>74006139
A snakeoil salesman
>>74006152
can cyborg give Paige what she needs to be a killer?
also, paige is unironically hot as shit in this picture
>>74006139
I want $65,000 of succulent hotdogs if you mean what I mean ;)
Tfw no gf
>>74006193
Friendships supersede having a disposable gf. /heem/ fills that void for me. Hope you can appreciate this place. Never know how much longer it'll be here.
testing 5000 pixel wide ngannou under 200kb
>>74006173
So weird how joints are the average way to smoke in America, in Aus joints are generally used at parties or by inexperienced smokers.
You're considered a weirdo if you use a peace pipe too.
>>74006193
>5 years later
>still no gf
>>74006193
GF's don't exist. The vampires shill that.
>>74006207
ommiefornia here. Smoked one joint my whole life. Everything else has been pipe,or bong. Most everyone I know who did/or does smoke uses a piece.
Worst case scenario is aluminum can.
>>74006170
paige is a killer, issue is she thinks she's yair, when she is more darren elkin/cain
it's odd how a wrestler heavy camp somehow has her only throwing head and arm chokes, or does she always land them in practice becuase no one resists once their head is between her cans
>>74006227
>paige is a killer
>>74006227
>>74006227
>paige is a killer
*portions casualness*
>>74006227
I don't know man, I wouldn't take it easy on Paige in the grappling. The longer the match goes the more I can absorb her feminine aroma.
>>74006250
>>74006263
>>74006267
she has the mindset and skills. just horrible fight IQ or coaching. alliance would fix her
>>74006276
Id fix her
>>74006276
Mindset yes.
Skills no.
>>74006276
She's training at Kings MMA right now.
>>74006198
>/heem/ fills the space of no friends or gf
We know Schaubfag
>>74003498
Korean Zombie
Ariana Grasso
Vick
OSP
Ham
Dhalsim
>>74006284
yup. that's what brought up the discussion. she is more cyborg then gabi, gabi doesn't have the killer in her, looks scared too much. all 3 are freaks for their weight-classes.
based cordero, make her the blood queen to headline FN and open ppvs for the next 10 years, not asking for a champ, just a game gatekeeper to fuck up some point fighters
>>74006284
>tfw Cyborg walks around 15lbs heavier than I do
plus i think her head is a lot bigger, what the heck lads??
>>74006308
Don't feel too bad.
>>74006305
>paige is a freak in her weightclass
>paige is like cyborg
>>74006314
cyborg wasn't always a killer she just was strong and hard hitting. then she got insane at striking
>Bisping fans
When Francis decides to fuck Megan he is gonna use little Joey as a condom
>>74006335
>stealing jokes from joe
>>74006361
Just reposting;)
>>74003498
>Bermudez
>Grasso
>Vick
>Saint Preux
>Hamilton
>Andrade
>>74006361
When did Joe say this?
heem
I think I just found my walkout music boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-mUGj41hWA
post yours
which female fighter do you guys think takes the smelliest dumps? I'm guessing its Cyborg because of all the protein and 'supplements'
>>74006011
Nick knocked out Robbie in yesteryear.
Larkin won a U.D against Robbie in 2012.
>>74006640
Larkin vs Lawler 2, Book it!!!
>Hendricks is expected to face Hector Lombard in a middleweight bout on February 19, 2017 at UFC Fight Night 105
>>74006640
yup, they won, and don't want a rematch. for good reasons.
quoting nick diaz "nobody wants to take those robbie lawler punches"
>people STILL think Conor would beat Mighty Mouse
>>74006716
>mfw fat johnny misses weight
>>74006736
Oh man Koiji Oishi. Was super surprised to learn that he's actually a perfectly competent Japanese journeyman after I had seen his fight with Nick Diaz.
>>74003498
Hill
Hamilton
Oezdemir
Trujilo
Herrig
Bermudez
ALEXA BLESS
<3
Gastelum vs Mousasi will be for the title.
Bisping will obliterate The Yoel.
Cap this post.
>>74006820
What about cowboy tho?
What did you guys think about Schaub btfo of heem?
I thought they usually have a big card for superb owl weekend?
>>74003498
Jung
Herrig
Vick
Saint Preux
Fortuna
Andrade
>>74003498
Jung
Grasso
Trujilo
OSP
Fortuna
Andrade
>>74007624
Jung
Grasso
Trujilo
OSP
Fortuna
Andrade
forgot image
>>74003498
Bermudez
Herrig
Trujillo
Saint Preux
Hamilton
Andrade
>>74003498
Bermudez
Grasso
Trujilo
OSP
Fortuna
Andrade
>>74005716
DELETE this cant stand seeing my boy get fucked up fuck you herb
Which fights should be spicy? Don't really know many people on this card, and don't have time to watch it all.
t. 196er
>>74005737
>dip was bland
ahahha adan BTFO
>>74008260
Herrig v Grasso is a butterface brawl
pic from a few years ago
she's def been roiding
So is Jake Shields our boy now?
>>74008482
>>74008517
Jake Shields is a real human bean. Guy stopped a gang beatdown.
>where is Waldo, hashtag where is Waldo, tell Waldo to stop hiding cause I'm coming for him
>but after the Christmas
>and after my birthday
>and after I take my kid to Disneyland
>and after I make movie with 50 Cent
>HASHTAG WHERE IS WALDO
>>74008482
i thought he was a douche after seeing him go against aj agazarm in polaris. now i realize he's a pretty good guy. definitely on the mount rushmore of our boys, 100%.
Lads is a parlay on Ramos Torres and Price safe? I can't lose again.
Their competition are all scrubs.
>>74009192
No bet is safe lad
Its the safest bet though
>>74007475
You can NOT judge a card before it happens.
>>74009221
are u the dutchman that had a 3 leg parlay on those too?
>>74009242
My parlay was andrade/ramos/price though but I shouldve included torres
>>74009244
depends how much u dropped on it. safer going 3 legs if u threw down alot
>>74009034
>>74009047
>rating fedora
>>74009269
Saved
Why won't they allow Systema in the UFC?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWkE2r7wFNM
>>74009300
2deadly
>>74009300
too dangerous
Post deleted fighters. I´ll start.
>>74009365
>cuts hair and beard
>immediately is on a losing streak
Lads Maia is being racist
>“When Dana White said at UFC NY post fight press conference, after Wonderboy and Woodley fought to a draw for the WW title, that I would get the next shot if I want to wait or I could fight somebody else, my understanding was that I had earned my title shot and that it was going to happen sooner or later, and it was my choice if I wanted to remain active or not,” Maia wrote. “I have the biggest respect for Dana, I trust him, and I had seen how Woodley could wait for longer than a year and get his title shot, that ultimately crowned him as a champion, so why would I believe it would be any different with me?
>>74009377
>I have the biggest respect for Dana, I trust him
>>74009377
>>74009405
>I trust him
>>74009154
He's so scared to lose his fake belt lol
Good morning, boners.
Daily reminder that Goobz is NOT natty and that Diaz is. GSP is NOT natty and Nick is. Bisping is natty and Cockhold is NOT.
Oh and while you're here, Strikeforce>UFC
Bisping is a class act
>>74006123
BJ Penn- Joe Stevenson.
>class act
>>74008260
What a stupid fucking card. That main would make for weak prelims on any other card.
>>74009496
>complaining about a free card
>>74009503
>paying for cards, ever, under any circumstances whatsoever
What time are the early weigh ins? Anyone have a stream?
>>74009522
You're welcome.
>>74008260
>Torres/Rawlings opening the prelims
wHat
>>74008260
So if Rountree loses this he's getting cut, right?
>>74009538
>Complaining about the card order
>>74009549
Not really complaining, just seems a weird choice for it to open the prelims when it's easily the most relevant fight in its division on there.
What did she mean by this?
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/2/3/14460886/angela-hill-ufc-strawweight-class-has-separate-division-for-fighters-there-to-look-cute
Top 5 Techniques For Success in WMMA?
>>74008460
kys
>>74009571
Maybe the most competitive but Andrade's fight is the most relevant one
>>74009603
Honestly, if Angela Hill died tomorrow, I'd be really happy.
>>74009613
On the prelims I mean.
>>74009618
She was becoming my girl after murdering chicks and winning the title in Invicta but either she's turned into or always has been a female Woodley in terms of having a persecution complex.
>>74009612
i was kidding
Just got my hair cut like Schaub
Feeling fresh af
Bless you all
>>74009603
paige vanzant isn't cuter
>>74009154
>UFC 208, let's do it!
>Ok, I'll see you ther-
>Sorry I'm busy
>>74009643
Got a voice like an elderly bogan though
>>74009643
His kids will look nothing like him and he will be filled with regret.
>>74009667
Small chance they might
Pat barry is half black
>>74009674
>>74009643
That poor...broken man... Can you imagine that you only get one shot in life and you end up married to Angela fucking Hill?
Like that's enough to drive a man to commit a mass shooting.
>>74009663
paige's voice is awful too
>>74009686
I think it fits her.
>>74009674
angela JUST'd her hair like Rose
>>74009697
is bec rawlings a vegan
Nice "sport" you boys have got here
https://youtu.be/HGrYPjSkQgk
>>74009700
I reckon she eats beef, know what I'm sayin'
facebook /OfficialStipeMiocic /videos/vb.173656579358080/1303459039711156/?type=2&theater
>>74009704
wtf
Fresh eggs boys
>>74009641
dkys
Is she /our girl/?
https://youtu.be/9H1Mq9hYJos
>>74006139
>The pedophilescontrol have the AI?
>'Home boy’s taking so long that I had to go and do something else,’ said Holloway. ‘ I’m going to be shooting a movie now so we’ll see what happens. We got a much longer time to find him. Ya know, I’m gonna be doing this movie called Den of Thieves and, ya know, you guys got more time to find him now.’
What a faggot lmao
>two fighters ask actors about fighting
https://youtu.be/757I37y3TSQ
>>74009750
What's Houston, TX like?
>>74009786
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Houston
>>74009771
why is she still fighting atomweights
>>74009786
Lots of parking lots
>>74009801
Why was Jones fighting middleweights ?
>>74009771
Are eggs and coffee the secret to being a skeleton in your 30s?
R8 my stack
>>74009814
Only if you consider 29 to be in 30s
>>74009805
That's a lot of lots!
>>74009814
i'm older than joanna and a guy and i'm skinny like her the secret is genetics
>>74009819
you don't unironically save her pics do you
>>74009819
is that her sister? or in-law. she's a bit better looking.
>>74009817
haha the powerpoints look agasp
https://youtu.be/MXvruBIm-Ss
>>74009854
2 sisters
just like claudia
really. makes. you. think.
>>74009848
I save them ironically
>>74009854
that's her twin sister
>>74009863
post the one where they're on the boat
>>74009697
better than bec's
>>74009873
she looks like p1nk
>>74009863
twin? really. must be fraternal ones at least, far from identical.
>>74009861
polish women a qt 2bh, also that karolina girl. plus my fav pornstar.
>>74009877
>pornstar
reported to breivik
>>74009872
This one ? It's by the boat if that's what you meant
>>74009877
yeah slav girls are the only other attractive people other than northern europeans
>>74009887
yeah thanks
>>74009885
breivik is too busy with the appeal i think
Is it a good idea to stick condoms up your nose?
https://youtu.be/3ZHOj9dknzY
>>74009901
How do you appeal after shooting over 70 people ?
>>74009911
no he sued the state over inhumane treatment in jail, and won on some points. the state has now appealed, and new ruling will come this month. i think he was lonely.
>>74009911
live in norway
>>74009907
Cody Garbage done this before 207, seems to have worked well for him
>>74009911
shoot a bunch of communist traitors
>>74009877
Misha Cross?
>>74009764
wtf is he for real
>>74003498
Jung
Grasso
trujillo
St. Pruex
Fortuna
Andrade
>>74009933
kasia
>>74009764
sounds like someone who is pretty sure they're gonna lose
>>74009953
She has such a common village look, I could find a girl like her in every highschool
>>74009961
even in a Nigerian high school?
>>74009961
that's the type i like, the ones in porn are usually not pretty imo.
>>74009969
No, Boko Haram kidnapped all the girls from Nigerian high school
>>74009907
Just watch it when joe rogan says that this works everyone is going to do it
>>74010033
This is not heem dont go here
>>74010033
>heeming general
what are you doing bro?
REAL NEW THREAD
>>74010068
>>74010068
>>74010068
Bec missed weight. Shouldn't have gotten implants!
>>74010074
thanks for making a proper thread
>>74010117
Dont thank me my man
Fill up this thread first though
>tfw you fight McGregor
>>74010126
yes sir
>>74010117
Meant to reply to
>>74010033
>>74010137
schwobimposterfag btfo>>74010135
WHERE ARE THE EARLY WEIGH IN STREAMS
got some spicy gina gifs
>>74010137
>>74010117
No problem dude
>>74010151
the're not allowed to film
new rules bro it kills the fake weighins hype
>>74009603
>>74009618
>>74009626
She's 100% right desu.
If Andrade wins this fight she probably deserves a title shot. And Hill, despite still being quite raw, is the Invicta champion.
It's a way more important fight than Grasso-Herrig.
NEW NOT EARLY THREAD
>>74009928
>>74009928
>>74009928
Get your ass here, this thread is finished
>>74010068
>>74010068
>>74010166
paige definitely didn't deserve main event slots based on talent
she's literally not better looking than angela hill anyway
grasso is the same age and is YEARS ahead of paige
and the fight is in houston so mexicans are everywhere
>>74006585
He's just hating
>>74003498
Bermudez
Herrig
Trujilo
Preux
Hamiltion
Andrade