This was the XFL official game thread

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damn ill watch it later

Thanks for the heads up OP, set it on the DVR now.

_HE
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ME

>/asp/

College basketball nerds talking shit already

30 for 30s are always comfy, only good thing that comes out of ESPN now.

So fucking hype.

The XFL needed to fail for others to succeed.

stream?

Aw yea

Not even nu-chan can keep Vince out

Nice advertising Mr.ESPN I'll watch it

What's a good stream?

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I was one of the few people that actually watched the games back in the day. The football really sucked. Anyone who says otherwise has some real thick nostalgia goggles on, sorry.

THE HULKSTER

>>74003360
Truth.

Though the XFL was more about presentation than football.

The NFL had just come off a horrid superbowl in which the Ravens blew out the Giants, and the nickname given by the general public was the "No Fun League."

The XFL essentially existed to try a whole bunch of new broadcasting ideas without ruining the reputation of the NFL.

>>74003360
Cant you find the games on youtube?

>No Fun League
The absolute madman

>Vince

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>74003437
Xtra Fun League you mean.

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>Jerry Jones agreed to do this

>these cheerleader ads

Holy shit lel

>all this made up hype

I was there, it wasn't nearly as hype as these people say lmao

>this cheerleader shit

>Big Bob Costas blowing Vince up
Holy shit

>>74003501
cheerleading is a sport, get over it

BOOBIES

>blacked segment

>you will never have a job where your noss wants you to bang out your coworkers

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>this race mixing slut

Disgusting.

Also

>TV jews encouraging race mixing

Jesus it's been over 15 years and the cheerleaders are still fucked up

>>74003529
Boss

>>74003530

There is nothing wrong with racemixing

>>74003532
Mental illness doesn't get fixed.

Especially when society encourages it.

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Fucking hell, I miss the early 2000s, lads.

>>74003555
Pre 9/11 late 90s-2000 is the greatest timeline.

The XFL needs to come back.

Matt was actually a solid commentator desu.

>>74003575
This desu.

>>74003569
Nah, late 70s-early 90s are best.

>>74003575
They really ought to have a non-NCAA B-league where you can sign on 18-23 year olds

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>>74003575

I want Slamball back first.

Would the XFL work today?

>>74003617
No.

Concern over concussions. Lots of rules encouraged contact over player safety.

>crashed into a seafood restaurant

Jesus Christ what a shit show.

>Crashing this blimp

>XFL Blimp

JUST

>>74003617

No. Too much concern about concussions today.

>>74003613
This desu senpai.

30 for 30 documentary when?

Godfucking damnit I just saw this thread. Didnt set the DVR or anything. Oh well.

>>74003613
Fuck yeah

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BASED TOMMY MADDOX

>>74003617

Football barely works today. It's going to be a completely different game 10 years from now

>>74003631
>>74003632
>>74003633
kek nice consecutive posts lads

>>74003617
you need people who are ok with being straight up HEEM'd
in trumps america i see it happening

>>74003613
did slamball even have a ref(s)?

>>74003613

That shit was rigged

>vince shitting on the nfl

kek

Holy shit all this top secret footage.

Youre pitching team names to vince
What are they

>>74003569
>late 90s-2000 is the greatest timeline.
it's making comeback boys, thank you based trump

>dat almost swastika logo on that jersey

lel

Bed, Bath,and Beyond eternally btfo

>>74003705

had to to a double take desu

>>74003569
It really is. Everything from Sosa/Maguire to Attitude Era was the greatest time to be alive.

>>74003705
They won the championship.

Libcucks btfo.

>The blimp

Kek

HE HATE ME

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>deathblow

No homo

TEABAGGER

>deathblow

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>Teabagger

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>SACKED BY TEABAGGER

>>74003654
It can still work today the problem is this country has too many faggots and cunts today.

DICK BUTKUS

dick buttkiss

>season ending injury on the coin toss

lel

>death scramble

>that loose ball to get possession

Fucking awesome

>60%
and thats why we can't today

>xcam
nfl now has that
pioneering tech

>the XFL actually created something important

>there's camera guys that'll do that

lol Vince is a mad man

Man never watched these cameras look awesome

HE HATE ME

HE HATE MEEEE

HE HATE ME

HE HATE ME

HE HATE ME

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HE HATE ME

ME HATE HE

HE HATE ME

>fred rogan was an xfl corespondent

top kek

is HE HATE ME elite?

>>74003699
you mean the 80s anon

>>74003916
Yes

>that crotchshot of the cheerleaders

holy fucking shit these madmen

What are the odds that Vince has killed someone in his lifetime?

>>74003916
Yes

Lmao I see camera shots like that all the time now.

Shit changed.

The problem was that the other game in Orlando was much better and ended 33-27 but the feed never cut to it.

>>74003943
He's indirectly killed a bunch desu

>>74003943

If someone told me Vince killed a man in the 80s I'd believe it

>picking up nothing but nfl wannabees
>bad performance
ye it works that way

>this nigga about to die

I'm surprised the limo didn't explode on them

BAH GOOD THEY FIRED HIM

jon hock has made some good 30 for 30s but that doc looks uninteresting as fuck

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>Kentucky and Calipari getting a 30 for 30

This is hyping me up. I would totally watch this shit

>>74004012
>nbc sports marathon's all of the xfl including as many of the old commercials as they can get money for
ye ye ye

>>74004012
Most of the good XFL players went to the CFL, and the CFL subsequently allowed for more showmanship.

So the biggest mistake they made is they rushed it? That's pretty sad. It probably would have worked in another year

>>74003943
Well.. you know.. there was assisting in covering up Snuka's murdering

>>74003617
The XerFL might work today.

Rocketty never drew a dime

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>the game got cut

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>those tommy maddox dragons

ACTIVATE IT

ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED FOR KILLING XFL

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>>74004066
Maddox has a superbowl ring with Pittsburgh.

ROCKY! If ya smeeeeeeellllaalala...
What the XFL... Is... Cooking!

>>74003697
The New York 9/11 Hijackers

>RAN OUT OF GAS

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>forget to fill the generators with gas

>the shithole coliseum couldnt support an xfl game

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>this colossal of a fuck up

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IT WAS ME VINCE, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!

I loved the Memphis Maniax uniforms, not even gonna lie! I also got a Maniax XFL football from goodwill, still in the box! Still have it! :)

>cameramen trying to get into the injury huddle

>They got Jerry Lawler to the B game

MADDOX THE GOD

>tommy maddox bumped J-Lo

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That would be Jermaine Copeland that just cucked Jennifer Lopez.

should have just made the 2nd overtime a second scramble

>this is what happens when you dont have refs to fix the game

>Buffing the footballs himself
Holy shit

>vince's face when he realises it was Shane that 'forgot' to put the gas in the generators.

>tfw AT&T tv/internet service has been going out for the past hour
>tfw recording of this gone
>tfw can't watch it either

i guess ill have to watch in the middle of the night :(

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Mens-Licensed-Headgear-XFL-Las-Vegas-Outlaws-He-Hate-Me-Football-Jersey-NWT-L-/122325254367

who pullin the trigger with me

>>74004198
>equipment failure
check your generator
see if there is gas in it

yo this seems fun as shit

based vince

>>74004219
Fake jersey.

>>74004184
I have an XFL ball that's only lightly used and always wondered why licking my fingers made the ball shitter.

t. high school quarterback

Name a more elite dream combo of QB and RB than Maddox and He Hate Me.
>protip: you can't
Also, XFL during the NFL offseason would be based.

>>74004241
well yeah but literally who the fuck would know

>roodypoo
fuckin miss moot

>Vince: It isn't working, let's double down and just make this WWE

What a shit show.

>roody poo
>candy ass

Rooody POO......CANDY ASSES!

This viewer grab is cringey

Vince is fucking crazy

AHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK

God damn The Rock must have felt disgusting doing that

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>lowest ratings ever

Big Balls Costas taking it straight to Vince

Bob Costas throwing haymakers

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>Trying to take on Bob Costas

Vince is too real.

Bob is a little bitch.

>Vince working himself into a shoot

What a fucking mark.

>shut your mouth

BAHGAWD... THAT FOOTBALL HAD A FAMILY!!! Ya sonofabitch! Y'a have no SAWL! Stone Cold! Stone Cold!

Bob trolled Vince pretty gud desu desu

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>vince got worked by bob fucking costas

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>this interview

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Bob ethered vince

God damn.

How do you fuck up this bad?

HE HATE ME

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>He Hate Me could've been the face of a league but he just ended up being a kick returner for the Panthers

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>>74004224

>blimp
>no time to train
>all nfl rejects
>announcers didnt buy into it
>low skill first game
>no gass second game
>cringeworthy lockeroom
>bob castas btfo vince at nbc's detrement

other than that it was great
put in a little bit of a concussion thing and put it back on air

>it's kids playing their hearts out if you watch it
Honestly, he isn't wrong. These were guys that didn't make the cut, this was their time. This could've been great football it's just inexperience. I truly believe that the XFL was a victim of circumstance.

tf are you guys watching

Vince is not looking good these days

>>74004414
ESPN 30 for 30 documentary about the XFL.

>Vince will die in your lifetime

We... bromance now?

>naming vince to take care of your kids

The fuck am I watching?!?!?!

>yes i do
DO IT MOTHERFUCKER

Holy shit this dick tease for bring it back

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>Jerry Jones gonna bring back the XFL

X.. F... L.... Rest... In.... Peeaaaccce! GarblegarblegarbleYUMYUMYUM!

XFL COMEBACK!
HELL YEAH BABY!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This dinner teaser about them wanting to start it back up gets me too hype

>dick ebersole's legacy is SNF

Pathetic

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BRINGING IT BACK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK

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>Love you too dick

WE /xfl/ NOW

What's going to be your jersey name when the XFL comes back?

We Berman now?

Closing with Costas-McMahon beef

Good epi desu

He Love Me

>>74004469
Allahu Akbar

>>74004422
His days are numbered. The roids took a toll on his body and the Natty Gods shall soon come for his soul.

So what, there were 3 people in that entire league who made it in the NFL?

>bring back the XFL
>make Tim Tebow the face of it
>?????????
>PROFIT

>xfl is coming back
That's nonsense. Roman reigns can't possibly play every position at once

>>74004422
Well, he is 71.

>>74004469
PUSSY GRABBER

>>74004469
i woud start using a trip and use the code as my nick

>>74004493
Didn't he used to play NFL?

>>74004486

Manzilla will be a starting QB for a bag of coke & a 40

>tfw will never see Ray Rice beating women in the XFL locker room

Funniest part was the cameramen not even bothering to show the heads of the cheerleaders. Imagine the shitstorm today. Also the fucking blimp flying over an NFL game and crashing. You can't make that shit up.

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>We apologize for the inconvenience to the viewers at home. We have gotten reports that generators 1 & 3 have been painted with thermite paint.

>>74004469
Whatever company pays me the most

Am I Pepsi? Am I Red Bull?

There is at least one full XFL game on Youtube.

>>74004511
>tfw never see Johnny Football And Josh Gordon 420 blazing it with the cheerleaders.

>>74004483
Maddox has a ring with Pittsburgh.
Marcus Crandell (Memphis QB) won the Grey Cup that fall with Calgary.
Rod Smart played for the Panthers in the Superbowl.
Paris Lenon won a super bowl
Jermaine Copeland broke almost every record in the CFL.
Scott Milanovich became Toronto's Head Coach (tho I think he just left)
Yo Murphy played for St. Louis and lost to Brady's first owl.
John Avery won a Grey Cup.
Paul McCallum was a CFL kicker for forever.

Basically the CFL became the new XFL, and still is, largely

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XFL#Notable_players

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_IS4sYvWbI

>>74004469

Ron Mexico

>>74004536
we should do a gamethread before the superb owl

Ywn see a line of XFL cheerleaders getting BLACKED in a backstage segment... :(

>>74004483
Louis Riddick caught an INT in the XFL.

But, that was after his NFL career.

Doug Flutie would've saved the XFL. Meme throws everywhere.

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>>74004552
>cfl

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>all they had to do to save this was remember to put gas in the generators

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>>74003961
Those are potential FAs to some GMs

>>74003613
Slamball was hype has fuck. Too bad like half the players in the league blew their knees out after 2 years.

>>74004078
I remember him coming back against the browns in the playoffs. I think that was also the last time the browns were in the playoffs

>>74004478
Underrated post.

>>74004477
He love US

He love us

>>74004469
Cucknproud

>>74004544
A man will dream you know, it will happen

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>>74004562
The air is thick as the full capacity crowd waits in total darkness.
Louis CK is 15 minutes late to start his set.
Suddenly, the thunderous roar of African war drums and elephant cries rings out.
The spotlights focus centre stage.
A battalion of proud black militants lead Louis on stage in nothing but a short pink nightgown, face covered in makeup wearing a bob-cut blonde wig.

"Fans, tonight is the night that i fulfil my destiny and duty as a sissy white bitch, tonight is the night I lose my manhood forever."

"Don't do it Louis! It doesn't have to be this way!" Yells a solitary caucasian voice from the crowd, unable to hold his tongue any longer.

"Ayo shut da fuck up BITCH" booms Tyrique, asserting his nubian dominance. The silent tension builds for mere seconds before the hecklers neck is snapped by a sympathetic white subject, purely to bring the attention back to the stage. The mans wife is stripped naked and dragged away, presumably to a new life of rape and forced black impregnation.

"As I was saying" quivered Louis, "Under the counsel of my advisors, I have decided to forego that which I do not deserve, my right to reproduce. As we speak, my daughters are being shipped to Sudan to repay my debt to our new black overlords. Now without furher adieu, let us begin!"

Within seconds, Louis is impaled anally and orally with 36 inches of black tube steak. While DeMarcus and Javhonte destroy his masculine pride metaphorically, Quintavius pulls out a machete the size of a small child, personally blessed by Joseph Kony and his top shamans and in one swing, removes it literally.

Louis screams in both pain and liberation as the wound is cauterised with a flaming baobab branch, all the while the two bucks never missing a beat with their relentless spit-roasting.

Finally, some 2 hours later after all the bulls have satisfied themselves in his holes he is dragged away but not without first issuing a final statement.

"I shall now be known as LOUISE KEK"

First game (NY/NJ-Las Vegas) with bonus coverage of the Chicago-Orlando game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioh3dXJnzws

Second game (Chicago-Orlando)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mtAgTYQfmc

Second week 2OT game (Chicago-LA)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4wdOIJOeQY

Championship game (SF-LA)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuJvNBfFLGk

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I went to the first Orlando Rage home game when I was a kid but I don't really remember it that much

where to watch it? I was at school all day and couldn't watch it

>>74005414
watchespn

under replays

Says it's on at 11 on ESPN 2 but it's jalen Rose and this wigger talking about Beyoncé pregnant photos rob lowe looking for an assistant various other nigger subjects. Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>74002977
So who's the asshole on the left? Didn't show up once in the documentary.

>>74004469
Sharia 4 U

>>74006197
>he says as Hollande enforces mandatory muslim cucking of all French wives

Bob costas is such a manlet liberal faggot

They should've had the wrestlers play football. They had a ton of guys in developmental. Have one top wrestler like the Rock,Stone Cold,or Undertaker be the coach or QB. Also fake story lines like someone got the cheerleader pregnant but the guy is from the opposite team. But real games.

They didn't show the best "coin toss" when it was raining.

>>74003943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sl-qO6s8Kuk

Anyone got a download link for this?

>>74003613
I wish this was popular worldwide

>>74003943
Not sure about killing,but he covered up the case of ring boys getting molested by Patterson and Phillips.

>>74004469
Briefcase Wanker

>>74003699
>Everyone angry at each other
>Crook president

You mean 60s

great 30 for 30

>>74006247
>muh NBC
>muh prestige

He hasn't had a political opinion at half-time for a while now. I think NBC heard that we don't want to hear that shit during a football game.

>>74005944
nigger I don't pay for E!SPN and I'm not giving them any clicks either

>>74004469
He b8 Me

>>74014675
>fuck ESPN
>but how can I watch their content?

So is the XFL coming back or were they just teasing?

>>74008279
such a great show