/NRL/ Auckland Nines Edition

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>Cowboys win Auckland nines

>Whitey wins All stars vs abo all stars

>Cowboys win Grand Final

Nice one, Kyle.

nice "community"

So who's gonna win lads? I haven't bothered watching this tournament since it started so I have no idea.

>/nrl/ SC League
241087

>/nrl/ Twelves
379740

>/nrl/ Private Group
http://supercoach.dailytelegraph.com.au/nrl/classic/group?cic=493352

>Tipping
329346

>>>/asp/

Is WalkBro here?

>>74005875
Yes.

>>74005875
No.

Who killed The Black Dahlia?

Warriors to win lads. Look out for me tomorrow at Eden park

Parramatta and the Warriors will advance from the Piha pool

Cowboys and Souths will advance from the Hunua pool

Broncos and Storm will advance from the Rangitoto pool

Sharks and Titans will advance from the Waiheke pool

>>74005935

Based.

http://4chan-trends.org/compare-boards?searchterm=walkcunt

Cheeky bump

>>74006794
now search walkGOD

>>74006794

>seething has been used 18439 times on /asp/
>tfw /nrl/ runs /asp/ as well

Keeping this bad boy alive.

2 hours to go laddies

Reminder that this is the year the broncos collapse.

Just walked past the cuckboys who were walking down town Auckland. They all moved aside and when I got eye contact with any of them they looked at the ground like betas.

>>74012892

You must be quite an intimidating man.

Not long now lads.

Just woke up and toked up lads

First stay tuned of the year, lads.

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Who /GOATcastle/ here?

Joey Ltd.

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>>74013484
Right here.

Who is this TAB nobody? Where is based Mark Stafford?

>>74013544

At a golf event.

lmao nice empty stadium
>poogby poogue

>>74013593
>Being at the stadium at midday for pool games of a full weekend Event.
Do you even preload?

>Jarryd Hayne still trying to force the number 38 meme

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_terrorist_incidents_in_February_2017

NRL IS FUCKING BACK LADS

Elgey looking good

>>74013640
Reminder that he is a MUST HAVE in Supercoach at his price.

>burger king ads

what

Go Sharks

You now remember William Zillman

>poopercoach
Yawn

BASED ELITE HAYNE

HAYNE

Cucknulla Ltd.

It's over, I've already written the Sharks off this season

>>74013646
For sure. He'll make 100K easy

Elite kicking

Fucking kek

How embarrassing

>Choose to make a post-siren play to save face even though you don't have to
>Bomb it

Oh cool the 2 biggest killjoys in the whole tournament!

Dumb Poo Peelander hogging the ball

Based Golden Boots James Tamou

>Tamou looking good again
>NSW have a shitload of forwards and outside backs but no halves or hookers

>>74013941
We have Maloney who is pretty damned good, and Adam Reynolds if he can stay healthy who isn't as bad as Pearce or Hodkinson. Peats is a very real option at hooker too, again providing he can stay in good health.

>Only half of the teams put any effort in

This event needs to be scrapped.

>>74013966
Good opinion.

>>74013953
Yeah Peats would be my choice but outside of old man Farah do we have literally any other hookers?

>>74013953
>implying we're not getting the Farah/Piss combo until they both retire

>>74013953

Stop messing around, Peats is even less capable than Cameron McInnes.

>>74013966
>M-My team isn't shit, they're just not trying!

>>74013988

My team hasn't played yet.

Based, Elite Damian Cook for Origin lads

Masterful kicking

>Poorirua
>Nice

What the actual fuck is this memeing?

Tamou would make an elite centre

Lel, buying Tamou in SC lads.

I'm going to pick Tamou in supercoach this year.

>a front rower is the leading try scorer in this tournament

Are you backs even trying?

>>74014054
>>74014059
>2 good plays against a team half-filled with reserve grade players.

>>74014082

More than Lame Elgey could manage.

Who has the best Guernsey lads?

>Dragons and Eels
YAWN

Eels by 20+.

Lucanio Leilua is a lowkey good Supercoach pick

Based Sydney Swans

Well I think the Dragons just found their halfback

>>74014178
>2 running halves
'no'

>>74014193
Alright then stick with Josh Mcrone

>>74014114

Cowboys, Sea Eagles, or Rabbitohs in my humble opinion.

GOATHERson. Reminder that Clinton is THE official player of /nrl/.

Just did a big smelly Souffs

>>74014245
Do facebookers even say that shit anymore?

>>74014266
When did facebookers ever use the 'just did a big X' meme?

Just woke up.

This is boring 2bh.

Pretty sure Souffs is an LU meme

Doubt we'll get 20 in the sc league this year.

Very sore from soccer training the other night lads

>>74014301
Yeah I'm thinking about making a second team full of meme players to fill the gaps.

>>74014301
Means it'll fill up with a bunch of randoms.

>>74014301
>>74014315

Still at least four players from last year to join.

>>74014315
I might do this as well.

Tamou, Slater and Bolton my first picks for my 2nd team.

>>74014323
>last year
Yawn.

>Tariq Sims went from an Origin contending forward to a bench player for the Dragons

Kek

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based roosterman

Will Korbin Sims be a decent buy in sc?

He'll probably be in the Broncos starting side.

This thread lacks Walkie posting desu

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>>74014377

>>74014361

This is actually hilarious.

>>74014372
No, he's shit and he's way overpriced. Will likely fall in price.

>>74014361
This page was gone for months what happened?

>>74014382
Fucking hell Sean, trim that shit

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>walkcunt has a gf
>you don't
What went wrong?

>>74014427
I'm not half the man Walkie is

>>74014427
What the fuck, how could someone that devoid of any substance and original thought get a gf?

>>74014446
You sound bitter as fuck.

No wonder you'll die alone.

>>74014460
I accepted that a long time ago, friend.

Warriors finally have a meme jersey that looks good

Warriors will lose this.

>>74014427
im too good looking so i dont trust women because i know they only want me because im good looking and not for my personality and anime collection

>No Shaun Johnson

what is even the point of this tournament then

if I don't know about a rugby would this be a good intro?

literally saw this was on while reading thru the mundine/green threads. seems like its a big deal

Dylan WalkGOD

>>74014546
It's not a big deal at all, but it certainly would be a good intro considering the pace of this format of the game, quantity of attacking plays and things like that. It only half resembles the real thing though.

wasn't even tackled

Should I buy a Surface and become an artist?

>>74014382
mirin fatceps

>>74014496
this

lmao

Based

Just got back from /rug/.

Saw a lot of memes I might steal and claim I created.

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Be sure to pray to based Joey before the Knights game.

Our Joey who art in Newy,
hallowed be thy Knights.
Thy Tinklerdome come.
Thy will be done
in regular season as it is in finals.
Give us this win our daily thread,
and forgive us our forward passes,
as we forgive those who shitpost against us,
and lead us not into elimination,
but deliver us from failure.
Amen.

>>74014382
Nice definition lardass.

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>>74014714
Amen

Let's do this.

TYBJ

>It's okay to kick him in the face to stop the try

Literally refball.

>>74014762
Well if they let Slater do it..

The Warrimemes can't even win their meme tournament kek

Time to see if the Knights can win at the only thing they're remotely good at anymore

That's some seriously bad refereeing.

Literally had the ball grounded.

>>74014802
>implying this isn't our year

>>74014802
The Knights will win the hip in 2020 with based Buhrer captaining and Ponga leading the way with his revolutionary fullback play.

Gravity was a garbage movie

Cant believe it actually won awards

Based Dazza lads

Just put 200$ on the Tigers.

>Knights at the Nines without Mamo

Why bother

>>74014874
It won all the technical awards

I'm actually mad about how easy that try was

>Nathan Ross with hair

Not a fan desu

>>74015007
Thought that was Brendon Elliott at first

Knights are literally undefeated in 2017 lads

Whole bunch of idiots just lost their money lads

>Betting against the Knights in meme ball

>that broncos jersey

end my life

>you now remember benji marshall

fucking kek

*farts*

>this many starters in the brisbane side for a pointless tournament known for injuring stars

is this the power of Wayne Bennett?

>>74015306
They're going to England too

>>74015320
literally souffs tier management

>>74015333
at least Souths won the premiership and had no choice to go to England

Roberts vs Addo-Carr 100m

Who wins?

BLACKED

Addo-Carr WILL be this years Vunivalu

JT ACL injury.

Literal shepherd there

Release early pls

>>74015607
This

After watching this for awhile I can say this is objectively better than rugby 7's
Well done Australia

>>74015661
Thanks lad I came up with it myself

>>74015669
I fucking created and pioneered it.

>pats - melbourne
>falcons - ??????????????????

The fucking state of these conversion kicks

>>74015683
Falcons are the Raiders. A meme offensive team with shit defence that will get BTFO against the big boys.

>>74015706
this triggers walkcunt

>>74015720
LE

anyone working on some new memes for this year?

Based Minties Souths jersey

>88
is he /ourguy/?

And we have our first fatality

RIPIP Gray

>>74015839
Agent 0 Angus Crichton is
>>74015897
Braidon Burns or Robert Jennings are sure SC cheapies now

kek at that drop goal

why are broncs wearing sharks jersey?

They should have nicknames like the XFL

>souffs

>>74016055
LOL @ SOUFFS

>>74016055
>>74016064
>LE LUL AT SOUWFVS XDXD

Time for qt Aussies vs Kiwi She-Hulks

Would you a Jillaroo m8s?

didn't think i'd get 2 replies 2bh

Claiming Kezie Apps as my Jillafu

waifu

Are the nines on the telly at all? My net is pretty bad tbqh

qt

>she missed

>poo peelander dies picking up the ball

>>74016112
Foxtel lad

LOL @ SOUFFS

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This beauty just came to the front door.

Based AusGODdesses

Pretty elite intercept even compared to men

>>74016182
Based WalkLizard

>>74016088
is that you shiggies?

>>74016182
Give the little bastard some mince and a tinnie.

>tfw can't think of a way to combine New Zealand Kiwi Ferns and their lack of ankle fortitude into a snappy phrase

>>74016232
Kankles

tfw no SJ

>WBBL
>WAFL

Will WNRL be next?

Who's signing Kezie Apps lads?

>>74016242

>Kankles

Literally dumped a 9/10 swedish blondie with big tits because they're such a turnoff for me.

>Panthers send out their reserve grade team
>Beating the premiers

>Forward and knocked on
>Play on

Just woke up.

>>74016638
Up early

>>74016657

Early bird catches the worm, as they say.

>>74016664

Second mouse gets the cheese though

>>74016689

Not really a cheese fan

Based Green Day

>>74016931
Seeing them twice in May desu

Is Brian Kelly related to Albert Kelly?

>work your fucking cunt out

Watch Jai Field play zero first grade games this season

With a new coach and ditching Widdop and a couple of stragglers, and the addition of Hunt and possibly Jack Bird next year, Dragons might be legit fuckin great in 2 or 3 years.

Honestly watching Field and Dufty feels like watching the next GOATs

>>74017147
They still have a deadshit, overpaid pack. Tariq is awful, Joel Thompson isn't great and they're props are all bottom dollar fobs.

Hello WalkGod my old friend
I've come to talk with you again

Stacey Jones has really let himself go.

since when was mcnamarara working for the warriors

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Our WalkGod which art in Australia
hallowed be thy name.
Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done,
on earth as it is in Brisbane.
Give us this day our daily walk,
and forgive us for not lifting of course,
as we also have forgiven our stragglers,
and those who straggle against us,
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.
For thine is the kingdom, and the power,
and the glory, for ever.
Amen.

Imagine actually supporting the Worriers

>>74017369
An entire “Nation” does

NZ is a fucking dump

Darren Sharpe is getting sued lads

>3k bet on the Broncos

Lets go Knights, ruin some cunts day

jiggen gatzu nd a 375ml bebsi mags

>Knights still haven't learned how to tackle

Into the trash

Times change and yet things stay the same

>>74017665
Worst was not marking up on Kahu. Winger kept fucking drifting into the centre, even though the team had been burnt on the exact same play. Trash.

>>74017736
Not sure they even teach them to defend the opposition winger at Pooasslel, there wasn't a single game last year they didn't concede points through edge defence incompetence.

Building a model plane, drinking goon and listening to grandstand. Makes me not want to kms tbqh

>Letting Addo-carr go so you can sign some literally who

I just can't make my mind operate on the higher level that these elite NRL coaches do

>>74017851
>Have trouble keeping Tedesco, Moses and Brooks
>Make an SG Ball Player a millionaire

They're terribly incompetent

>poopeelia

Red poo me on poopeelia

Empty stands.
That novelty wore off fast.
Melbourne 9s here we come.

>>74017840

better to kms than mph yourself lad.

Jai Field is the next Joey lads

Early release pls

>>74018073
It was pretty empty last year as well

Should have had it in Aus this year

Watch as Mosby and Bowen still don't become starters this season.

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>mfw cowbucks win everything

auck 9s, captain of the year, grand final, world club challenge...

you name it (except wooden spoon) cowbucks win it bruh

4real

>>74018237
don't forget dally m (thurstons 5th)

kek @ your "teams"

KEK

>>74018143
Mosby, Bowen, Ponga, Hess and Lowe will all go to other clubs as the Cowboys spend 50% of the cap on retaining Thurston and Scott.

>>74018261
ponga already gone

>>74018268
*pinga

just got off the phone with greenberg, he said the panthers are winning the comp this year

Robbie Rochow looks like he's aged 10 years

>>74018331
Joey's blessing wore off

>>74018132
I think the general consensus is that you can have it.

If you're in Auckland this weekend you're either over on Waiheke for Flamingo Pier fest, or going to Guns 'N Roses.

I'd like her to lick my cas if you understand what I mean.

>>74018494
>Flamingo Pier
how did I not hear about this, fuck

Going outside is for losers desu

>>74018532

Invite was only open to flamingo owners sorry desu.

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I just ate some honey soy chips, a mars bar, a twix and a 600ml choc milk lads

now i wish i didnt 2bh shoulda gotten a sausage roll from brumby's and a powerade or something

>>74018629
based goosey

>le always makes sure controller is in shot man

Mundine thinks he won.

And he's right.

>>74018702
If Mundine wanted to win maybe he should've spent more than 4 rounds doing anything

>>74018702
the score card begs to differ

>>74018702
Ahh yes I forgot that the competitors decide who wins

>>74018702
He was always going to be "robbed" if he lost, but there was no fucking way that it was 98-90

>>74018715
>cheapshots green
>doesn't take advantage of it
biggest mistake 2bh.

He also should have asked for 12 rounds if he thought he was going to take him long

>>74018662
>no sauce
What did he mean by this?

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>>74018811
>there was no fucking way that it was 98-90

Based Hubert was just running distraction so nobody noticed Morrow miscounting deductions

Taking a shit rn

>>74018989
Make sure to scoop it up and look after it. It will grow up to be a great rugby league player

>Keeping seperation between arm and torso is no longer a defence against shoulder charge punishment

P-Please do not hurt eachother small weak League men

Just found out that Presto stopped streaming

Just found out some people actually used Presto.

Just woke up again.

Just found out the lebdogs could lose all their appearence fees from the nines if reynolds and klemmer don't play

Just saw DCE and Segeyaro at Manly Bowling Club lads.

just pioneered a new meme

Just saw that Darren Sharpe's phone call has 600k views on YouTube.

>>74020374
Foxtel gave it to me for free so hey why not

just saw Ruben Wiki & a few of the boys at Danny Doolans off their trolley lads

>>74023113
Was Blake Ayshford there?

just woke up

gonna eat something