>the commentator has a catchphrase

>porque hay rumor de buen fútbol

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>commentator doesn't randomly shout "hoochi coochi"

I'll unironically miss Mike Goldberg

>noo noo noo no noooooooo diganle que no a esa pelota

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>the flag is american

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>hagase famoso papaaaa

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>sciabolata morbida

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>the commentator really makes you think

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>a lo profundooooooo

>MAGISTERIALLLLLLLLL

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>gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

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>commentator is bullying second commentator

>IF YOU DON'T LIKE THAT YOU DON'T LIKE NBA BASKETBALL

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...AND IT'S LIIIIVE

>>73998103
BANG

>WHAT A PLAY

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>commentator has a distinct singsong cadence

Looking at you, Jim Fox

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The rest of the world will never have the memest of the meme commentators
>La tenia, era suya y la dejo ir
>Ahi, donde las arañas tejen su nido
>Tirititito
>Dejenme ver

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YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOOOOOARD

>>73998161
I don't even watch baseball and I like the guy

DEEP IN THE Q

>>73998314

We got the memest of commentators

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHIguK9mG7s

>commentator exposes why no one will hire him to coach anymore

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>>73998192
>the city is Dresden

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>Mama there goes that man

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>But HEY.. eh.. ...
>...
>...
>th-
>...
>n-
>ehh.. ...
>...
>NOT so fast my friend
>...
>eh.. mm..
>...

what will we do without him

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>the commentator confuses 2 black players

>>73998124
PERO QUÉ DISTINGUIIIDO

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>>73998379
>Hand down, man down

>el invitado don gol

>YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

not a catchphrase but
>takes a deflection!

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>¡Pita la boca! ¡COMENZÓ COMENZÓ COMENZÓOO!

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>messi scores
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

>>73998354

>Heading 20

>>73998354
that's a pretty nice goal senpai

>pedro del arco

CURRY FOR THREE

KABOOOM

>>73998103
> WHERE'S THE CUE BALL GOING?

>>73998103
OOOOOOH BAAABY A TRRRIIIPLE

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>GADIGRASSO
>GADIGRASSO

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>commentator drags out a tired old cliché to summarize what's going on
>deploys it with a semi-sarcastic tone so he can pretend he didn't really use it or something
>colour commentator laughs

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>>73998103
>commentator doesn't know shit about the game and treats it as his own 60 minute comedy show because he said one funny line in the 90s
>people love him
welcome to finnish hockey broadcasts

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>color commentator is Jorge Campos

>>73998365
Anglo Americans are genetically closer related to Dresdeners than South Germans are. Yank and Anglo nationalism really went out of hand in that war. But at least you can now pay welfare for millions of blacks and Pakis which is what you fought for in that war.

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Most based.
https://youtu.be/ITZCr6gR8gA

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>>73998740
that's probably just as well
imagine ACTUALLY being bavarian
holy shit

>>73998775
I just live in Bavaria, my ancestry is almost 100% Moselle Franconia.

>>73998796
>100% from a narrow region of the world
>Proud of inbreeding.

>>73998822
just because you live in a small town doesn't mean you have to fuck your sisters billy bob

>>73998103
what does that mean

>>73998854
you're a nut

>>73998840
>He thinks cousin fucking isn't inbreeding
You Eurocucks never cease to amaze me.

>>73999088
>cousing fucking is so common in america it has to be explicitly denied or it's assumed
makes you think

HANDS DOWN MAN DOWN
MAMA THERE GOES THAT MAN

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaCRBWfuAk0

>>73999135
there is absolutely nothing wrong with fucking your cousins.

>>73998103
Is having a catchphrase something unique in the US? Pretty much every commentator here has his own one.

>>73999347
yeah because you're subhuman monkies and your broadcasts appeal to the lowest common denominator

>>73999376

Mongols are slowly becoming the worst posters of /sp/.

>>73998242
>DIGANLE QUE NO A ESA PELOTA

>>73999401
right back at you ahmed

>>73999222
double triples confirm

I like to watch NBA sometimes but i can't watch Boston Celtics or Cleveland matches at home because of that guy sitting next to the play by play guy. Dunno who they are.

>>73999135
Because we had to train you fresh off the boat types when you get here
>Unironically invoking stereotype of hillbillies not knowing we look down on them because they never ceased their filthy scots-irish old world customs.

That Clippers guy is hilarious

>UH OH
>LAWLERS LAW
>BINGOOOO

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>>73998103
>There goes that man!
>That's one grown man move!
>Oh Momma!
>You know the rules, hand down, man down *cuts to commercial*

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>>73998649
>tutti a prendere un tè caldo

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The reason i stopped buying PES and completely changed to FIFA

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>>73999672
>"This officiating is awful"
>"What are the refs doing"
>"These replays are just giving teams a free timeout"
>*calls out a play before it's even ran*
>"That's a flop"
>"That wasn't a foul"

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>the commentator is clearly biased
>his team is getting trashed

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CLICK CLICK WELCOME TO YOUR KODAK MOMENT

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>>73999672
>Slam bam thank you mam, momma there goes that man

>*Blank Player* is a class act and an absolute gentleman, truly one of the greats
>I cannot say enough how much respect I have for *Blank*

>>73998796
>m-muh heritage

Kek you sound like the cringey Americans

>>73998280
>...AND IT'S LIIIIVE
They always cut to ads after he says this

Now here's a guy

>>73999949
that brings his lunch pail and hard hat to work everyday.

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>commentator objects refs decision
>complains about the decision the entire time
>video footage shows the ref was right

>>73998461
>GRITALO SI ERES [NOMBRE DE AFICION DEL EQUIPO QUE ANOTO]

>player scores tap in against bottom of the league team in meaningless match
>engage echo effects
>GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZOOOOOOOOOOOO
>takes deep breath
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>turns on autotune
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>shills sponsor
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

CHI

>>74000171
>TAC TAC TAC
>TIRO LIBRE TREMAC

Daily reminder that Mark Jackson will never say Andrew Bogut

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>first one in and last to leave
><sport> IQ

>>74000274
But he has.

>>74000651
source?

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>>73998257
> AUTISTIC SCREECHING!!!!
>MAGISTERIALLLLLLLLL!!!!!

>Tries a corner 3!
>BANG!

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IT'S LIKE MY GRAMMA ALWAYS USE TA SAY SKEEEEEEEEUUUP

>James catches, puts up a three, won't go
>Rebound Bosh, back out to Allen
>His three pointer.......BANGGGGGG TIE GAME WITH FIVE SECONDS REMAINING

>>74003822
SKEEEEYUPPPPP

>tfw no more Y QUE ME DICE DON NIEMBRAAAAAAA

>BIG TIME PLAYERS MAKE BIG TIME PLAYS

>>73999804
Reggie should just not commentate, he's full of catchphrases

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WHERE IN THE WORLD IS ____?

Pero para que te traje

Reminds me of that NBA pundit that loves to say "Are you kidding me?".

>>74003810
>>74003902

I don't care if you guys hate Breen, I got my first kiss (was like 16 or 17) after Allen's BANG! and I'll always be a fan of Breen because of it.

AY MI MADRE EL BICHO

>>74005960
lmao, which one?

>>74005899
Carmen Sandiego???

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BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK

HE
COULD
GO
ALL
THE
WAY

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BOOGITYBOOGITYBOOGITY

>>73998103
>it's time for Dodger baseball
how could you hate him?

>touchdown RRRRRRRRRAAAAIDERS

>>74006097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KwFuGtGU6c

>>74005968
Nah senpai, I just pointed out a new commentator catch phrase that wasn't posted yet. I enjoy his >BANG

Ex-players

CRIBBBITY
And I'm talking bout CRIB to the IBBITY ya HEAR?

First one was like a whistle! Now he climbing off up in there....dude was like NOOOOOPE like a tugboat....KUBAYAH KUBAYAH SLEWWWWWW he got it going on!!! TO THE ZONE TO THE BONE!!! I'm sayin...

T-thank you for the analysis....

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>a los 13 a los 13!
>dulce o salado JC?