/nfl/ general - PUBLIC SERVICE edition

>>73997290

I don't usually look forward to the game and ads around the halftime show

>people actually think this won't be a good game because one team is called the Patriots and the other is called the Falcons

>>73997368
>making a new thread before the other hits 500

>>73997368
>IND: Colts Pro Bowl P McAfee retires at age 29

man he was my favorite punter in the league but a punter can only have so many leg surgeries
back to marquette king i guess

NFL looks super unprofessional with this move/no move shit

Like NBA tier

I'd expect better

30 for 30 XFL is on tonight.

>>73997708
>professional/unprofessional

Billionaires don't give a fuck about that. They only care about the next dollar.

>>73997712
>He Hate Me

>>73997708
>nfl can control what the raiders do

>tfw ded thread

>>73997708
The raiders are the trailer trash of the NFL. Only the Bills are worst. The Chargers move made sense and the Rams move made even more sense. If the Raiders do move to LV they'll be raking in cash, so I get it. Also it's Mark Davis so I get why it's screwed up right now.

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>only 3 days left

>>73998278
>The Chargers move made sense

lol no

>>73998232
Any other cautiously optimistic Titans fans?

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>>73997368
Better OP

>>73998297
>optimism
>Tennessee

Funny.

>>73998361
You're right if we're talking Vols.

>>73998278
>trailer trash with 3 rings and rich history
>chargers move made sense
You got my (you)

Will trump visit the owl ?

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Fuck, guys I don't want the offseason to be here already.

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>>73997368

We got next !

Who's with me ?!

>>73998455
he'll be shitposting on twitter from Patriots owner box the whole game

>>73998455
>Harris County carried by Hillary
Wouldn't be wise, but he's not exactly a mental giant.

What time does the Dolphins play on sunday lads?

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Will Brady, dare I say it, get BTFO this Sunday?

>>73998960

Brady doesn't struggle with blitzes though

>>73998983
Look at the pressure rate.

>tfw actually excited to watch this shitty xfl documentary tonight

>>73999004
30 for 30s aren't shitty son.

i miss tebow time

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>>73999066
>tfw shook tebows hand at the natty in tampa last month

>Deshaun Watson working Radio Row at the Super Bowl for Papa John's. Great interview with Jim Rome.
Is Watson the new Peyton Manning?

>>73999081
dats cool

>>73998602
I do. Let's get through this shit.

>>73998992
pressure has never been an issue for Brady, he just gets someone to deflate it

>>73999081
dat pig too cool for da farm

>>73997624
>not being a Sam Martin fan

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https://twitter.com/therealcarl2/status/827232860604071938

its happening carl giving super bowl predictions tonight on adultswim.com
sadly same time as the xfl documentary

>>73997368
>Lawrence KS PD
>I live in Lawrence KS

This city would have a PD that tries to make funny tweets.

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>Toxins

>shit division with an outrageous amount of parity
>made the Super Bowl the past 2 seasons
what is the NFC South?

>>73999954
nfc doesnt have any true juggernaut teams

afc has one

>>73997368
Jesus Christ, this can't be real.

>>73999994
It's real. Check it.

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>“I tell people all the time, if Tom Brady would just start out every interview saying, ‘I wanna thank the Oakland Raiders,’ I’d be happy and I’d let it go,” wide receiver Tim Brown said in an NFL Network interview. “But until that day happens, I’m not gonna let it go.”

>“Because think about this — if he loses that game, he’s a kid who lost a home game to a West Coast team in the snow. So he’s not starting the next year. Because we were the Raiders, any other team, that game is over. Because it was the Raiders, it took them 12 minutes to come up with an answer.”

This is why I love Brady. The asshurt he causes is eternal.

How many niggers has he rustled? The list keeps growing.

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>>73999999
>>74000000

This is why we can't have nice things.

>>74000010
Don't ever post this cuck again. Fucking loser.

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trump protesters BTFO

>>74000081
>literally can't be bothered to remove the pricetag

This is why everyone hates you.

>>74000094
>being this autistic

>>74000081
what?

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>mfw thinking about all the Panthcucks committing suicide knowing they'll be the only team in the NFCS without a ring next Monday

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYAVZL6WNms

>they actually let this happen

has a player from the patriots ever gone on to be a bigger star on another team?

>>74000191
Did you learn nothing from last year?

>high powered offensive team with league MVP steamrolls through NFC playoff competition before getting blown the fuck out by AFC opponent with the #1 defense

Same thing gonna happen Sunday.

>>74000265
Wes Welker.

>>74000280
>AFC opponent with the #1 defense
But the Patriots are playing

>>74000320
You are correct, The Patriots (team with #1 defense) are playing.

>>74000265

Wes Welker will be induced into the NFL center for head trauma research

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>>74000280
>#1 defense
stop that fucking meme

not a falcon fan but the truth is they are the better team in the SB in nearly every aspect

>>74000329
But the Pats never had the #1 defense in the league.

>>74000205
>can cover OJ Howard and destroy RBs behind the line

Unstoppable.

>>74000341
>YPG
The memeiest of stats.

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>>74000341
Right, I forgot that the team who gains the most yards is declared the winner.

>retards think Memeio Jones will be the MVP

He'll be lucky to get 70 yards

>>73997368
>OAK: Report: San Diego reaches out to Raiders
ahahaha faggots

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>>74000280
>le Patriots have a good defense meme

Getting tired of talking about this meme tbqh.

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>>74000385
yeah the team that faces some of the worst offenses will get a better rank in certain departments

fucking shocker

>>74000446
that settles it

49ers>patriots

>>74000434
They have the most well rounded defense that doesn't have to get tired out because they have a great offense too. That makes them the best defense this season. They're not the '15 Broncos , or the' 13 and '14 Seahawks, but there isn't a better overall one right now.

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>>74000446
>majority of the worst offenses played against the pats this year
>while most of the good ones played against the falcons

really activates the membrane

>>74000446
>Dallas had the easiest schedule
>ended up 1st in NFC
Whoa...

>>73998960
More than half the teams in the playoffs can generate any type of pressure. Stupid stat that was inflated against the Seahawks shit oline

>>74000434
You just got destroyed by >>74000446
Just kill yourself now

>>74000497
Nope. They also pressured Rodgers 42% of the time even though the Packers had the best pass blocking line by far.

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>>73999266
Checked
Thanks for the kek

>>74000446
Post a link to the website.

This looks out dated.

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>rewatching SB XLIX because I'm a sadist
>Lynch is bowling people over most of them game
>watch Brady's two TD drives. Defense absolutely gashed
>Seahawks final drive begins
>nice throw to Lynch to get drive started
>1:56. 3 times outs. Clock stops due to 2 minute warning. At Patriots 49.
>throw deep shot to Kearse, completely locked down by Butler.
>can't get play in on time. Have to use time out.
>deep shot to Chris Mathews for a TD, knocked away by Browner
>Lockette catch on third down.
>Another deep shot knocked at 1:10
>bailed out by Kearse's circus catch
>Seahawks take another time out for no reason
>1st and goal, Run with Lynch for five yards
>Uh oh gotta throw cause need to save that TO.
>let's throw an inside slant with our 5'10 QB to our special teams gunner with the game on the line against the CB who has been lock down all day. And let's have Jermaine Kearse block Browner


Bevell was an absolute retard for the entire last drive. That interception was deserved. Fucking idiot.

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>mfw the Titans sign Eric Berry and AJ Bouye

The posters on this board have clearly just stopped trying. See >>74000418

>>74000497
green bay had one of the most underrated olines this year and was absolutely demolished by the falcons

texans D had a field day on brady and the steelers have one of the weakest dlines in the league

put a average defense on the pats and they will crumble as shown with the jets and bills where both teams respectively had their ups and downs this season against brady

put a below average defense and the pats will blow you out

falcons like many teams that got to the playoffs had a growing defense as the season went along

teams like the raiders , chiefs , and even the packers got stronger as the season went on

>>74000561
they were using that play all year and it worked constantly. Everyone expected them to run which made it a smart move every time they had done it in every game before the sb that year.

>>74000446
>will face this year

This is based off of 2015 data.

>>74000081
#2 is #2, failcons stay bootyblasted when #1 cucks you

>>74000593
do you know what strength of schedule means?

>>74000584
He's not wrong though. Pats double covered Antonio Brown and he ended up with 7 rec, 77 yards, 0 TD. Sanu and Gabriel are much more likely to have big numbers than Jones.

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1. Steelers-6 Owls
2. Cowboys- 5 owls, 8 Conference Championships
3. 49ers- 5 owls, 6 Conference Championships
4. Patriots- 4 owls, 9 Conference Championships
5. Packers- 4 Owls, 5 Conference Championships(3 NFC, 2 Super Bowl era NFL championships), 9 Conference Championship Game Appearances(7 NFCCG, 2 Super Bowl Era NFL Title Games)
6. Giants- 4 Owls, 5 Conference Championships, 5 NFCCG Appearances.
7. Broncos- 3 Owls, 8 Conference Championships
8. Raiders- 3 Owls, 5 Conference Championships(4 AFC, 1 Super Bowl Era AFL Title), 14 Conference Championship Appearances(11 AFCCG, 3 Super Bowl Era AFL Title Games)
9. Redskins- 3 Owls, 5 Conference Championships, 6 NFCCG Appearances
10. Dolphins- 2 Owls, 5 Conference Championships
11. Colts- 2 Owls, 4 Conference Championships(3 AFC, 1 Super Bowl Era NFL Championship)
12. Ravens- 2 Owls, 2 Conference Championships
13. Rams- 1 Owl, 3 Conference Championships, 9 NFCCG Appearances
14. Seahawks- 1 Owl, 3 Conference Championsips, 4 Conference Championship Game Appearances(3 NFC, 1 AFC)
15. Bears- 1 Owl, 2 Conference Championships, 5 NFCCG Appearances
16. Chiefs- 1 Owl, 2 Super Bowl Era AFL Championships
17. Jets- 1 Owl, 1 Super Bowl Era AFL Championship, 5 Conference Championship game Appearances(4 AFC, 1 Super Bowl Era AFL Title Game)
18. Buccaneers- 1 Owl, 1 Conference Championship, 3 NFCCG Apperances
19. Saints- 1 Owl, 1 Conference Championship, 2 NFCCG Appearances
20. Vikings- 4 Conference Championships(3 NFC, 1 Super Bowl Era NFL), 9 Conference Championship Game Appearances(8 NFC, 1 NFL)
21. Bills- 4 Conference Championships, 6 Conference Championship Game Appearances(5 AFC, 1 Super Bowl Era AFL Title Game)
22. Eagles- 2 Conference Championships, 6 NFCCG Apperances
23. Falcons- 2 Conference Championships, 4 NFCCG Appearances, 9 Divisional Round Appearances
24. Panthers- 2 Conference Championships, 4 NFCCG Appearances, 7 Divisional Round Appearances
25. Bengals- 2 Conference Championships, 2 AFCCG Appearances

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>>74000587
those were different situations

>>74000586
GB was playing a DT at OG, dimwit.

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>>74000652

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>Deion Sanders: "I don't watch Detroit a lot. They don't give me a reason to."

Literally seething

>>74000684
More like your team is ass.

>>74000684
He's right. Your team is shit.

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>>74000684
>deion sanders has more super bowl wins than the entire lions franchise
>deion sanders has more playoff wins than the entire lions franchise

>>74000650
26. Titans- 1 Conference Championship, 5 Conference Championship Game Appearances(4 AFC, 1 Super Bowl Era AFL)
27. Chargers- 1 Conference Championship, 4 AFCCG Appearances
28. Cardinals- 1 Conference Championship, 2 NFCCG Apperances
29. Browns- 5 Conference Championship Game Appearances(3 AFC, 2 Super Bowl era NFL title games)
30. Jaguars- 2 AFCCG Appearances
31. Lions- 1 NFCCG Appearance
32. Texans- 0 AFCCG Appearances

>>74000731
>31. Lions- 1 NFCCG Appearance
>32. Texans- 0 AFCCG Appearances
>below the Jags
JUST

>>74000561
>Hightower shoving a big huge lineman into Lynch to knock him down preventing a TD

Based

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>>74000650
>only team with AFC CG and NFC CG appearances

>>73999266
Lel

>>73998297
I'm here bub

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don't even know what this shit is, but props to jenkins, he probably deserves it

https://twitter.com/NFLPA/status/827284178697728001

>>74001039
NFL Man of the Year Award, voted on by the NFLPA

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>>73998361
>Doesn't realize the Titans are gonna run the table next year

We're literally 2 days away from the NFL awards ceremony. Who will win

>MVP
>OPOY
>DPOY
>COTY
>CPOTY
>OROTY
>DROTY

>>74001039
that looks like a double space before the last word

>>74001039
>>74001057

Time to go get a couple of skanky prostitutes then.

>>74001083
Matt Ryan
Zeke
Khalil Mack
Dan Quinn
Zeke
Joey Bosa , the biggest surprise imo this year

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>>74001057
>>74001110
looks like drinks are on me for a while, boys

>>74001083
>MVP
Matt Ryan
>OPOY
Zeke
>DPOY
prob khalil mack, should be von miller imo
>Coty
Bellichick
>CPOTY
Cameron Wake
>OROTY
Zeke
>DROTY
Bosa

>>74001118
>Joey Bosa , the biggest surprise imo this year

It's only a surprise to /sp/ because most faggots here called him a bust because he was white.

>>74000446
>>74001083
>2 days until the NFL curses Matt Ryan by awarding him the MVP

>>74000658
Which happened during the game after their guard got hurt. Either way their O-line got BTFO

>>73999773
The real question is why aren't you following them on Twitter.

>>74001083
>MVP: Matt Ryan
>OPOY: Tom Brady
>DPOY: Landon Collins
>COTY: Dan Quinn
>CPOTY: Jordy Nelson
>OROY: Ezekiel Elliott
>DROY: Joey Bosa

>>74001141
he was reportedly a lazy sack and getting mauled in practice then in his first game he looked great only to look bad the next

he did great after the first two games

>>74001133
i think CPOTY will be nelson and OPOTY will be rodgers to throw them a bone, everything else looks good though

still think von will win because the denver defense was better than the oakland defense

>>74001147
Yes, but three days until Matt Ryan breaks that curse.

>>74001172
>>74001118
Dan Quinn is not winning COTY. What the fuck are you guys talking about? It's likely going to Garrett or Bellichick. Both of those guys had more than 11 wins and the media will look at Garrett's season as impressive for taking a 4-12 team to 13-3 with a rookie QB.

Alright /sp/ I'm about to place my spread wager on Bovada

Tell me why or why not the Patriots winning by 7 is or isn't a good bet

>>74001194
Garrett had a healthy team and overall pro bowl bound cast

bellichick is always going to coach his way to another division title

everyone was shocked and awed at it the first time around but it got old when you realize the division is dogshit

>>74001214
>bellichick is always going to coach his way to another division title

The man went 3-1 without his starting HoF QB. That's impressive as fuck no matter how you spin it.

>>74001203
Don't place money on the opinions of /nfl/ posters. Jesus dude.

>>74001194
Just an opinion bruh. It won't be Belichick because the Pats are great every year. I'm a patriots fan and think Quinn is a good choice, being a 2nd year coach going to the super bowl,and people had Atlanta going 6-10 in the preseason.

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>>73998325
>@NFL_MEMES

>>74001229
I won't bet too much anon

>>74001194
I mean, they don't just give it to the coach of the team with the most wins.

>>74001242
Why do these people always wear fingerless gloves?

>>74001228
>The man went 3-1 without his starting HoF QB
Look I love bellichick I think he is the best coach ever but the man has a "scheme" going on . He is the only coach I can think of outside of jim harbaugh who doesn't even coach in the league anymore , that is able to use every and any single player in the right position and scheme
for example jimmy is a pocket passer and was used as such , jacoby was a typical meme scheme black machine and was used as such. Van Nuy was a below average LB , he is not a average linebacker in a scheme that works well for him to the point where people got fooled into believing he is a top of the line linebacker in the NFL

>>74001194
>Getting shut out
>At home
>By the Bills
Belichick does not deserve it this year.

>>74001229
Also the /bet/ general is filled with Europoors

>>74001268
>to the point where people got fooled into believing he is a top of the line linebacker in the NFL
no one believes this you fucking retard

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>>74001285
you're a newfag

from the final 4 weeks in the season all you saw in gamethreads were
>FUTURE ELITE
>DETOILET
>HOW DOES HE DO IT

>>74001307
lol no, quit making shit up you fucking faggot

just because you saw a couple of shitposts in a gamethread doesn't mean anyone believes kyle van noy is anything other than a mediocre player on a great team

>>74001338
look at the archives for playoff games too

archives for gamethreads as well

this fanbase can be delusional as fuck

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Lions jerseys are going to look much better without the black.

>>74001214
>it got old when you realize the division is dogshit.

Not like the fearsome NFC South, right?

>>74001368
>The Lions are so bad that their fans are reduced to discussing how the uniforms will look next year

sad

>>74001368
what do I do with my old jersey I got two months ago

>>74001378
>all four teams have been to an owl this century
>three will have one this time next week

>>74001400
>implying 30/32 teams have anything better to discuss this time of year

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>>74000341

>>74001422
Potential Draft picks, FAs leaving, coaching staff, etc.

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>>74001378
no one brought them up but because you did let us look back since realignment of both divisions

>>74001436
doing mock drafts before mid march at the earliest is autistic as fuck

>>74001448
>7-8-1
truly a fearsome division

>>74001448
>parity=strength

what are the division's total records since realignment?

>>74001268
Van Noy was a 2nd rounder (#40) with good physical skills. BB just takes guys like that and uses them in situations that fit their skills...especially when he can get a guy like that for nothing.

The Lions, on the other hand, take an OLB who can rush the passer and get TFLs, has him play out of position, off the line at ILB, watches him play 14 or 15 games, then trades him away for nothing.

Nothing being defined as:
NE send a 6th
Lions send Van Noy and a 7th
for the #40 pick 18 months before. Van Noy was only worth 20 positions in a late draft round, showing why Detroit has been a shit franchise for decades.

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>>74001453
>missing the point
>>74001465
has not updated in two years keep in mind

>>74001255
Better grip on the sword you casual

>>74001480
>watches him play 14 or 15 games,
they had him for almost 3 years

>>74001500
so the AFCE is better? glad to hear it, not sure why you thought the NFCS was better anyway

>>74001520
quick to defend but I said
>everyone was shocked and awed at it the first time around but it got old when you realize the division is dogshit
I don't mention the south but I mentioned facts

the AFCE is a weak division in a weak conference
fact.

>>74001532
uh they had two playoff teams this year, the AFC has won more owls since re-alignment, and you're just one deluded motherfucker

have a nice day!

>>74001518
Injuries. He missed most of his first season, didn't start a game until September '16, traded Week 8 this season.

>>74001543
>the AFC has won more owls
with peyton , brady or ben


no parity

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>>74001552
>Forgetting this elite motherfucker

>>74001552
Parity≠strength.

Not the AFC's fault no teams in the NFC can stay consistent one year to the next.

>>74001518
You are right, he played in 30 games, only 7 starts.

>>74001557
>one and done

>>74001436
are you implying Lions fans aren't discussing this either?

The dropping of black was announced yesterday. Sorry for talking about it. BOY I HOPE WE DRAFT TACO CHARLTON IN THE FIRST ROUND!!! FIRE CALDWELL! RESIGN REIFF

>>74001552
>"weak conference" changes to "no parity"
i'll stop this here before you backpedal all the way out of your basement.

the patriots are a historically dominant team in an average division who makes that division look worse by beating those teams a lot. the AFC is a top heavy conference, but those top teams>>>NFC teams most years.

stop being butthurt, and turn the computer off

You have 10 years to tell me why Montana is better than Brady

I'm giving you all the time because you won't think of any in that time.

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>>74001581
>the patriots are a historically dominant team in an average division

>>74001611
Football didn't exist until Tom Brady invented it.

>>74001611
why would a screenshot of the era BEFORE the current patriots domination began prove fucking anything? are you mentally disabled?

the original argument was talking about how belichick has been dominating a weak division DURING HIS TENURE. how can you be so deluded and butthurt that you think this screencap is at all relevant to this discussion?

>>74001637
god you backtrack like a motherfucker

I showed you how the division looked before realignment and after with overall record and seasonal

my point is the division is dog shit get over it

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whoa......my neurons.......

>>74001691
>THE WAY THE DIVISION LOOKED BEFORE THE PERSON BEING DISCUSSED ENTERED THE LEAGUE IS RELEVANT TO A DISCUSSION ABOUT THE DIVISION'S STRENGTH DURING HIS CAREER

please, please, PLEASE drink bleach and die

>>73997368
>NE: Report: CLE will 'try to trade for' Garoppolo
Why do I get the feeling that NE, specifically Belichik through his surrogates like Mike Lombardi, is spreading this rumor to try to get SF or Chi or the Jets to flinch and throw a 1st at him.

>>74001709
>get to practice against Tom Brady every day

They have the most experience

>>74001732
5D Shogi

>>74001591
Montana produces a lot of useful chemicals and exports valuable precious minerals and agricultural products. Does Brady?

Las Vegan here. Am I officially safe to toss out all my Cardinals gear and start getting Raiders gear?

>>74001819
didn't even know we had cardinal fans here

are you from arizona originally or something?

>>74001709
Didn't ATL allow over 400 points during the regular season?

>>74001837
Las Vegas has fans from literally every team. There are as many Bills fans as Chargers fans (the closest team).

>>74001837
arizona is closer than any other team i think

im not going to look it up. you do it

"Brady is le System Baby" detractors BLOWN THE FUCK OUT!

http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/tom-brady-doesnt-need-gronk-or-moss-or-welker-to-win/

>>74001949
>fivethirtyeight

>>74001861
>Las Vegas has fans from literally every team.
yeah so do any other city

I've lived here for 20 years , the largest fanbase here is the cowboys followed by the raiders then lastly the broncos

I honestly do not remember seeing more than 4 charger fans outside summerlin in my time living here
>>74001869
just because a team is close doesn't mean the city or area will be a fan

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>if Gronk were healthy the Falcons would forfeit

Feels bad man

The Seahawks players, ownership group and fans are all fags. Fuck them.

>>74001986
Gronk is an insane physical specimen. Also, what the fuck was #31 doing just watching this unfold?

>>74001986
How does a team lose pretty much the best offensive weapon in football and not seem to lose a step at all?

>>74002114
it had to play some of the worst teams in the league sometimes repeatedly

>>74002114
obviously cheating. if you have to ask how, you will never know

>>74001959
I've lived here for 24. It's the Steelers followed by the Packers followed by the Seahawks. Even then, there are only like 5 more Seahawks fans than Patriots or Bengals or Vikings.

>>74002221
what part of vegas do you live in?

East vegas near north here

is anyone outside of new england the least bit hyped about this owl?

>>74002310
I'm only slightly hyped to see if Tom wins a 5th ring.

Other than that, the outcome doesn't really matter to me.

>>74001949
>Hillary will win
Yea they lost literally all credibility right then

>>74002261
North Vegas. Aliante area, but I'm talking about the city as a whole. I go to different parts of the area all the time and always see someone wearing a different jersey.

>>74002310
Probably Atlanta

>>74002323
i used to get hype no matter who was playing but now its all about the commercials and fag laden halftime show than the game

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>>74001738
>Thinking the starting D practices with the starting O
Fucking casuals get off my board
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>74002310
I want to see the Patriots win just so I can keep this picture.

Will the Falcons go back to being the league laughing stock if they lose the game?

>>74002310
Nah
Rooting for Atlanta I guess but mostly want to just drink beer with the m8s

>>74002410
Yes, just like literally every team that loses in the Superbowl.

>>74002360
To be fair, they gave Trump a better chance than most because they thought the polls were skewed, they just didn't realize how skewed.

>>74002417
>tripfag
>has friends
Shitty b8.

>>74002310
I'm from New Mexico and I'm pretty hyped. Especially to see ass blasted Broncos fans if Brady wins.

>>74001957
>>74002360

>not understanding the website isn't just one contributor
>waaaah, they didn't like the president man i like so I'll never listen to them again!
>538 now unironically triggers the weak

>>74002451
>wanting to see angry Broncos fans
That's like wanting to see a kid on crutches fall down.

Can't wait for safe/sp/ace to try and explain away the protests while the SB is being held up.

If I pick the alternate spread New England -6 and a 1/2 and New England only wins by six, do I lose the bet?

>>74002472
>not wanting to see crippled children suffer

Look at this loser

>>74002465
Trump fans are easily the most easily triggered people in the world, though. It's no surprise they chimp out when someone disagrees with them.

>>74002418
I don't want people to bully the Falcons

>>74002310
Only because this owl takes place a few miles from my house

>>74002495
I don't want any team to be bullied, but it's the only way people on this website can find value in their pathetic lives of seeking 3D women.

>>74002472
I'm okay with that.

Friendly reminder that the 49ers were winning until the Ravens were little bitches and turned off the lights.

http://www.sbnation.com/2017/2/2/14454892/falcons-vs-patriots-super-bowl-2017-pick-prediction

While this is a little hyperbolic and I don't necessarily expect ATL to win, I do think you should read this if you're coming in expecting a blowout on name recognition alone. This guy watched a lot of film and makes some cogent points.

>50 superbowls
>Over 1/3 of the teams have never won a championship
>4 of which have never even won their conference
>2 of which have been around since the merger

>>74002654
>wah the league is bad because not everyone has a trophy

>>74002674
>Not everyone
>Over 1/3 of the NFL in 50 years

>>74002687
50 super bowls, 32 teams, meaning an average of around 1.5 lombardis per franchise, its not crazy that a big chunk would have zero.

>>74002702
A good league would have a much lower average, especially when you remember that the Steelers have 6, the Cowboys have 5, and the Jets and Chiefs won in the first 5 years yet have been trash ever since.

>>74002702
Moving the goalpost.

>>74002730
Holy shit you are retarded

it didnt matter who could would have won the owls, THE AVERAGE WOULDNT CHANGE

maximum of 50 owls, and 32 teams,

50/32=1.5 owls per team

>>74002752
im not even sure what your original point was desu, other than durr hurr not enough parity.

>>74002752
Move this goalpost you faggot
*unzips dick*

>>74002687
Parity is only a good thing if you support a shit team. Then at least you can maybe meme your way to an owl.

>>74002763
I'm saying an average amount per teams that HAVE won the Superbowl would be lower you literal retard.

>>74002752
I don't think you understand. There have only been 50 Super Bowls. That's 1.5 championships per current franchise (ignoring that many have not been around nearly that long). It's hardly a statistical anomaly to be at below the 1 Super Bowl mark.

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>>74002763
Moving the goalpost again.

Packers suck.

>>74002853
>tripfag
Nobody cares.

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>>74002853
Objectively true

>>74002853
What sucks, is that because of middling success and no real owner, they'll probably keep McCarthy until he retires.

>>74002867
And?

>>74002873
Literally zero effort. In a conference championship game. Fucking pathetic.

>>74002886
Yeah. And Capers and Thompson.

>>74002886
Probably because he keeps making Rodgers look competent.

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I need a TLDR Summary of Atlanta Falcons so I can pretend im a /lifelong/ smartass since 2005.
Just some Facts/Infos etc. to get the sleepy durnken superbowl pussey

I dunno nuffin bout them only who their QB is

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>>74002906
This

>>74002950
They drafted Julio Jones in 2011. They lost Tony Gonzalez in 2012.

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>>74002873
Here, have a regular season edition as well.

Matt Ryan is an elite quarterback.

Also, my life has no meaning. I'm depressed and can't find value in anything anymore. What do I do?

>>74002853
I was reading a top 50 packers list

tell me if you agree(players, not coaches)

1. Brett Favre
2. Bart Starr
3. Don Hutson
4. Ray Nitschke
5. Forrest Gregg
6. Willie Wood
7. Willie Davis
8. Paul Hornung
9. Curly Lambeau
10. Henry Jordan
11. Herb Adderley
12. Jim Taylor
13. Aaron Rodgers
14. Jerry Kramer
15. Reggie White
16. Tony Canadeo
17. James Lofton
18. LeRoy Butler
19. Jim Ringo
20. Ahman Green
21. Arnie Herber
22. Dave Robinson
23. Bobby Dillon
24. Boyd Dowler
25. Donald Driver
26. Clarke Hinkle
27. Gale Gillingham
28. Sterling Sharpe
29. Chad Clifton
30. Clay Matthews
31. Josh Sitton
32. Mike Michalske
33. Max Mcgee
34. Cal Hubbard
35. Frank Winters
36. Fuzzy Thurston
37. John Anderson
38. John Mcnally
39. Charles Woodson
40. John Brockington
41. Larry Mccarren
42. Lynn Dickey
43. Fred Carr
44. Antonio Freeman
45. Marco Rivera
46. Paul Coffman
47. Carroll Dale
48. Willie Buchanon
49. Darren Sharper
50. Kabeer Gbaja-Biamila

>>74002950
Lost Superb Owl 33 after a player got arrested for soliciting a hooker a few nights prior. Got Mike Vick and proceeded to be unstoppable in Madden moreso than real life. Then Mike Vick started killing dogs for fun and went to jail. Then our lord and savior Matty Ice led the Falcons to the playoffs his rookie year, and consecutive winning seasons for the first time ever. Picked up Julio and Tony Gonzalez and came just shy of an Owl in 2012. Then everyone got old and hurt, no depth because they traded the farm for Julio, and sucked shit for a few years. Hired Dan Quinn and now we're here.

>>74002967
Thought Gonzalez played 2013. I remember him scoring against the eagles in the playoffs

>>73998278
>Chargers move made sense

We got a comedian over here guys

>>74003010
>39. Charles Woodson

HE WILL FOREVER BE A RAIDER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>74003034
The 2012 season, so yeah, technically 2013.

>>74003029
>>74002967
Dats some real deal stuff

You guys are sure the patriots are the baddies?
That Mick Vick Info could be a pussycloser

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>>74003034
Tony played in 2013 but the Falcons did not make the playoffs in 2013 though

also
>tfw tony will never get a ring

>>74003034
Considering the Falcons won 4 games in 2013, that probably didn't happen.

>>74002950
Oldest active Franchise to not win a championship in any pro football league
got btfo by John Elway in Super Bowl 33
Drafted Deion Sanders
Mike Vick was a good highlight reel
Matt Ryan and Julio are the cornerstone of the franchise

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>>74003077
>Tony leaves
>Falcons win an owl out of spite

>>74003083
alright alright

Why is their coach looking like a MMA Fighter and /fit/? I thought all your coaches are big boned....

Why do they call Julio Jones Beast Mode when this other guy from a couple of years ago was named the same?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWbh3Wpl85M

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Why do so many fans buy chinkshit jerseys?

All they do is fund organized crime and drive the prices of authentic jerseys up.

>>74003131
>drive the prices of authentic jerseys up
Bullshit. They create competition. If the NFL wants us to buy their jerseys, they have to lower the price.

>>74003115

If the Panthers win their first Owl only after Thomas Davis retires I don't know how I'm going to feel.

Also, I think the scenario you described applies more to Tiki Barber than it does to Tony Gonzalez since Gonzalez is remembered mostly as a Chief and unlike Barber isn't a prima donna douchebag.

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>>74003126
Nobody calls him "Beast Mode", they just named the video that because it was a nice play. He just goes by Julio, if he scores just yell >JULIOOOO

Also his real name is Quintorris, Julio is just a nickname. Call him Quintorris Lopez Jones and you will get hella trivia pussy

>>74003079
Oh fuck why am i getting the falcons and the saints confused. Wasnt that was the season julio was hurt all season?

>go on NFL post
>say Brady is good but not the best
>get 50 replies easy

Why are Pats fans so easy to trigger?

>>74003115
>it couldve been a Chiefs-Falcons Super Bowl

>>74003179
yeah pretty much

>>74003179
Everyone was hurt that couple of seasons. It was bad. There was at one point a TE playing RT.

>>74003188
Most of them support Trump too. They're just overgrown babies.

>>74002999
Nice trips. Lift weights and go running man. Shit will literally change your life. It's also the only thing that cures depression

>>74003214
that was 2014, Toiletlo played RT vs the vikings

>>74003229
I know mate. Hence why I said seasons.

>>73997368
WHOS GONNA WIN THIS SUPER BOWL

>>74003242
THE TEAM WITH THE MOST BLACKS IN IT

>>74003249
BOTH HAVE A GOOD NUMBER OF THEM IN IT

This year is proof the NFL isn't rigged. The Falcons were the least interesting team in the NFC play offs. Now they're in the SB. Packers, Seahawks, Cowboys, Giants, Lions all would have made for a better match up than the Falcons. Yet here the Falcons are, in the SB.

>>74003260
whos gonna take the belt though

>>74003259
BUT WHICH FRANCHISE HAS MORE?

>>74003260
Maybe it's rigged so that a new team can get a superbowl to bring in newer fans. Like a david vs goliath/ shitty franchise vs dynasty kinda thing. Arthur Blank is jewish after all

>>74003260
The NFL is the hardest American league to rig. Football is an insane sport to try and rig, because there are so many players and so many moving parts. Combine it with the risk of injury and the sport is nearly rig-proof.

By contrast, the NBA is the easiest league to rig.

>>74003302
THE PATRIOTS I THINK

>>74003302
Falcons probably have more. Patriots are like the whitest team in football

>>74003328
Goodell is going to sacrifice Atlanta to reestablish a relationship with the Krafts

>>74003349
BOTH HAVE ABOUT 30 MAYBE MORE BLACK GUYS

>>74003366
>>74003349
>>74003347
IS THERE DATA ON THIS ?
WHY ISNT THERE ANY DATA ON THIS?

>>74003333
>quads witnessed

Yeah nba is definitely rigged if you look rly close you can see the fishing line the balls are travelling on

>>74003378
SEARCH "PATRIOTS TEAM" AND "FALCONS TEAM" AND COUNT THE BLACK GUYS

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>>74003227
>Used to run and lift weights daily
>Worst time of my life
Why do people think this works?

>>74003333
quads does confirm

>>74003386
HOW DO I RECOGNIZE THEM?

>>74003418
WHAT? THEY HAVE BROWN FACES HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A BLACK GUY GERMANY

>>74003413
how much time have you dedicated to said activities, have you changed your diet for the positive, and why do you suck at self-improvement?

>>74003010
That's pretty good. I wouldn't change it that much tbqh.

>>74003427
DAS RACIST!

im off to my bed

>>74003413
It's science. Excercise releases endorphins that make you feel less depressed. Being happy with your body is another great part. That being said, it's not magic and you still have to deal with the underlying reasons for your depression.

>>73999167
Agreed, this is the worst nfl season in a long time. No solid rivalry games. Hardly any solid games period. Playoff games were all shit. AFC is hot garbage. Falcons memed their way in only to lose to the most hated franchise in all of sports... garbo season X 1 million.

>>74003464
>most hated franchise in all of sports
but that's not the Cowfaggots

>>74003464
>Falcons don't have have a chance to win

Better call Dan Quinn and tell him not to bother showing up on Sunday

There was literally nothing wrong with HE HATE ME

>>74003503
there's something wrong with your brain

>>74003503
Shit, forgot the XFL thing was on. Thanks for reminding me.

>>74000044
You now remember marshal faulk saying when they played the patriots in the owl 9/10 times patriots knew the exact defense to play against whatever the rams called. Brady deserves giant asterisk next to his rings.

Given we have a /fifa/ thread, why don't we have a /madden/ thread? You know, where we post all of our meme QB draft picks and that elusive 95spd 6'4 CB along with the standard MUT shitposting?

>>74003436
At the time, I had spent a good 2 years working out, but I was always miserable the whole time. I guess I suck at self-improvement because I see no reason for me to improve at anything.

>>74003455
My body has something wrong with it. I also physically can't get drunk. It'll take 10 shots of vodka for me to start getting buzzed, but by that time I'm already throwing up.

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>>73998292
Only 1 year and 2 days left

>>74003559
Because FIFA is better than Madden.

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Quick, everyone post what your pre-season predictions were.

>guessed 3 out of the 4 AFC/NFC participants correctly
>superb owl hopefuls are literally JUSTS
>atlanta hasn't choked....yet
>dallass is still in the trash tier
NONE AND DONE AHAHAHAHA
>saints proved me wrong

>>74003559
I haven't played a Madden since 25, but Tannon Steward is the GOAT

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>>74003595
I-I don't wanna...

>>74003546
>more crying for asterisks/guaranteed bait
jesus christ, does he not know that's how Bill operates? TAKE OUT THE OTHER GUY'S BEST WEAPON. He was contained enough in Super Bowl 36 that even 400+ pass yards from Kurt couldn't get them the win. What a little bitch.

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>>74003621
>Those guys who bet on the Falcons to win the owl preseason

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>>74003595
>cowboys, titans, falcons, dolphins, giants all went better than expected
>new york justs
>vikings
>those first 3 super bowl hopefuls

>>74003010
>Favre number 1
>Rodgers that far down

Really shit list.

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Damn. Everyone is saying he's a fraud.

>>74003621
not bad for a fiver
but just a tip for a britbong like yourself, usually never pick a team that has never won a super bowl before

>>74003678
Favre was actually good. Rodgers is a McCarthy babby.

>>74003688
BUT IT HAS TO FUCKING HAPPEN AT SOME POINT GOD ISN'T CRUEL TO LET ''''US'''' GO 0-5, R-RIGHT??