/cric/

>>73995184
Kek I forgot about this

McMeme Ltd

#foreverfaster

>>73995208
Nice /nrl/ memes

Meme Shit Ltd

*creates a Rugby League team to further bond with our brothers over the ditch*

>>73995233
>>73995223
>unironically thinking anyone likes Steve Shit here

>>73995223

Australian /cric/ posters are even uglier than this lol

3'9 NZ Superstar Kruger Van Wyk repping the Hobbits. Respct

*writes a novel about how little they care about New Zealand*

Rugby.

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>>73995258
K E K

>>73995267
KEK

/CRIC/ ON LIFE SUPPORT

*hosts an Australian team for a sport there is little interest in locally*

*thinks Australians are disgusting*

>>73995269

why the FUCK was he so small

Kek look at these squirming peewees

Goodshirt is /cric/ approved

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePo9G-Rzr9k

>>73995283
all the great batsmen have been manlets lad.

*listens the the best prog rock*

>>73995291

nudes when

*provides intelligent opinions on a variety of musical and sporting subjects*

>>73995291
Sophie is pretty GOAT lad

Love seeing new BSK memes being pioneered before my very eyes.

>>73995291

THICC
H
I
C
C

*apologises when incorrect, is polite and hospitable*

>>73995306
Meant for
>>73995289

>Kiwi bait thread

Shit, way to fucking easy lel

*uses the word pioneer instead of popularise*

>>73995291
Overrated mutt 2bh

*starts fights, is rude and yells or screeches when differing opinions are stated*

*befriends everyone*

*waits for something to happen then claims he started it*

*something about KFC*

*desperately pushes an Australian meme so he can get in on the action*

>>73995319
Literally getting triggered by their own Greatest Ever captain

*lives a humble life off the field with their loving family*

*call posters cunt unironically*

*pretends to seethe so that the image of other New Zealanders is worsened*

t.Daniel

*calls poster their mate or friend genuinely*

*engages in drug fueled lifestyle, beats 5/10 retired model gf and engages in poor behaviour onfield*

*reports the thread before making this post*

>>73995269

They used to play the oompa loompa song when he walked out to bat

*Thinks Australians try too hard*

*posts with an Australian flag*

>KIWI BAIT THREAD FULLY ENGAGED

K E K

>>73995360
>new zealand
You fucked it lad
Dead now

*plays into Aussie bait ironically because he finds it fun*

*loves all kiwis from both islands*

Loving these appropriated au/sp/ memes lads keep it up

*loves New Zealanders but not if they're from Canterbury*

*Imagines australians crying*

*gets startled and upset by water falling out of the sky

*unironically holds strong feelings on different states, forms opinions on people based on which region of Australia they live in, thus creating a divided "nation"*

>>73995319
>>73995369
>implying bait
This was happening before this thread you seething casual

>he bought a 4chan pass to autistically defend his shithole

L E L

Wonder when my centrelink payment is coming through lads?

*imagines being accepted by Australians, accidentally lets a bit of wee dribble out due to excitement*

im having a chuckle bout most of these, good shit lol

*Finds out America Hates us*

>>73995392
favourite so far.

>>73995420

Most accurate one yet.

*gets run over by a Camry*

*gets btfo by /rug/*

*sleeps on the road*

*screeches at mum to get his tendies*

*is unaware of dodging a massive bullet*

*dies near uluru*

I'm going to sign Daniel up to run for mayor of Christchurch. He has the work ethic and pedigree to become a truly great leader of that fine city.

So to the kiwi anon this concerns. Red Diamond/Goldeneyes was a bust. It was just a strip club. Tales to a Romanian dancer for a half an hour and bought her a drink. The place was a complete money pit and would've costed me a lot of $ for nothing. Everything worked out in the end though.

*makes a post that attempts to be funny that gets ignored by everyone because they've seen it many times before*

>LE /CRIC/ RAID LMOA
>NZ POSTERS SO COOL XD

Don't get to triggered hobbits

*fails primary school*

*is a neet that posts furiously trying to make fun of kiwis while they are at work*

>>73995448

Daniel will lead us to ruin.

>greentexts in capitals in vain attempt to get attention*

>>73995448
Reminder Daniel's Grandfather was the longest serving mayor in Crushedchurch history.

*projects heavily*

>>73995458
You already are in ruin.

*memorised every "personality" in /cric/ and can recognise them from their posting "style"*

*laments life's failures through angry shitposting*

*is nothing but a tool for Australian posters*

*gets comprehensively BTFO in an internet argument*

*tries to back track in an argument only to BTFO himself*

EXCELLENT thread

*gets triggered by Statsy and GES*

Whoever posted >>73995207, does my skills being wanted trigger you or something?

Lads.....

Rugby.

*desperately tries to steal my gimmick*

LMAO

LADS

NOT VERY GOOD DRAINAGE

>>73995497
Spear throwing isn't in high demand in Australia

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>>73995499
This is a muscular, verile post

*loses control of own shitposting thread*

*desperately tries to steal my gimmick*

>>73995504
THE DRAINAGE IS SUBPAR

IT ISN'T DRAINING AWAY MY TEARS FAST ENOUGH

*gets angry at drainage*

might cook some sausages but im a bit drunk, lads

gonna live on the edge

>>73995508
They're called assegais, you illiterate mutt

*does burnout in front wheel drive*

*does a wheelie on a unicycle*

>>73995523
>I smell sausages

Never drink and fry

>>73995524
ooga booga

What did I miss?

>>73995532
Dat casual racism

>>73995523
Absolute madman

>>73995449

Gutted, but glad it worked out in the end! Not worth having our /cric/ meetup over there now then.

>>73995535
New Zealand completely destroying your country.

So to summarise: the usual

*posts picture of unwholesome, poorly-made dinner*

>>73995523
You best be adding some /eggs/ to the pan MY MAN

*are casually racist and homophobic*

>>73995546

Saffas are alright

Lots of them here

*white ones*

*loses cricket*

*Posts picture of unhealthy takeaway dinner with token bottle of sparkling water*

>>73995546
EXCELLENT post

*itches bumhole then smells finger*

>>73995558
>ivan
>australian

Some of you lads in here are alright

Any Saffas that come to NZ can crash on my couch for as long as they want

>>73995566
Love doing this tbqh

*spews hate speech against non-whites*

>>73995571
*cups self*

*runs out of steam*

*stops when his work here is done*

*over does every joke*

>>73995569
can morgo?

Green or Mundine lads?

>>73995615
Wogdine because fuck trump and fuck white people

>>73995615
Looking forward to Mundine getting fucking belted. Can't stand that asshole. He manages to make Green seem likable in comparison.

>>73995615
If Green doesn't win he might as well just slit his fucking throat out of embarrassment

>>73995610
>letting Suicidelanders outside of their pens

Not a chance that will be allowed

>>73995626
Mundine an abo mate

>>73995615
muh fuggin fuk nashnil anthim cunt wite cunt bix nood

Above is an actual mindine quote

*pretends not to be btfo and continues posting as normal*

>>73995639
I'm genuinely baffled at how he decided the national anthem was racist

Why do your expired rugby or afl players feel the need to go into the world of boxing when their careers are dead, Australians?

>>73995650
You need an abbo version

>>73995558

Kek

>>73995650
No fucking idea. It's literally the opposite of racist. Loved last year how he called for those playing in the afl grand final to sit down while the anthem was playing.

>>73995658
They don't. Mundine moved during the prime of his career too.

>>73995661
Need to sing it in Abbo first then in white privileged language

*runs this community*

>>73995664
They even have that abo chick singing it and he's still fuming.

*invents 90% of /cric/ memes*

>>73995661
We're not going to sink to your level of cuckoldry.

>Green and Mundines careers are over tomorrow asnd we no longer have to hear their shit
>Auckland 9s on the weekend
>Super Bowl on Monday
>NRL All Stars next week
>Global Tens next weekend

Your days are numbered /cric/, it's time for the real sports to roll in

*generously revives this community while the Australian NEETS are eating breakfast at 6:3.0pm*

*performs shirtless haka in GC bar*

*claims to know about drainage systems despite working as a shelf stacker at coles, while handsome and intelligent kiwis attend the prestigious UoA Engineering School and have a working knowledge of all stadium drainage utilities*

I honestly only watch boxing when there's the chance of Mundine getting blown the fuck out.

>LEE FUGG LEE BOOBEELIA XDXDD
>LEE FUGG LEE POO PEELAD XDXP

Can't we all just get along?

Visited melbourne and took the MCG tour.

I was not impressed when they showed me the drainage system.

*claims to be a sports fan, despite only caring about off-field mandrama*

>>73995680
>cuckoldry
>representing your countries inhabitants equally and fairly
Your average racist Aussie poster lads

>>73995705
kys aussie cocksucker

>>73995650
>>73995664
he doesn't like the 'young and free' line as abos have been here for ages

*has savant-like intuition when it comes to sports results, regularly wins against the odds*

>>73995720
A line obviously referring to the nation of Australia. What a dumb cunt.

I remember him defending 9/11 and calling Cathy fucking Freeman a sellout too. Pretty sure he said the flag was racist as well kek.

*shares sporting knowledge with less intelligent neighbours*

>>73995715
I'm eagerly awaiting the much anticipated mandarin and Hindi versions of the new Zealand national anthem to reflect the growing Chinese and Indian community in Auckland.

*bets entire centrelink cheque on an obvious loss, claims the game was rigged in a childish tantrum*

*makes predictably racist joke*

*is an intellegent community were rugby knowledge is shared freely among all nationalities*

*barely discusses cricket apart from when intelligent kiwi posters arrive*

*pretends to have a job interview lined up*

>>73995729
They have to become official languages of NZ to be included
We are working on bringing in the NZ sign language portion of the anthem but it doesn't work very well

*desperately tries to banter with the lads*

*reluctantly admires /rug/*

*makes well-thought jokes based on current rugby events, receives much appreciation*

>it's another episode of subhuman coloured desperately attempting to "banter with the lads" in a pathetic attempt to block out the reality of his situation, which is being a mixed race mongrel subhuman coloured literally in africa
KEK

Exterminate yourself

*happily learns sign language for national anthem so hearing-impaired people don't feel left out*

*desperately awaits any reply at all, but none are coming*

*is a good cunt*

Latest kombucha batch is superb lads

>literally and unironically being a filthy stinking mixed race mutt from africa. KEK

Exterminate yourself

>>73995753
He literally reported me with tears streaming down his face after I said this yesterday. What a thin skinned subhuman

*makes low brow poo humour, receives a report filed by a intelligent kiwi who cares about the quality of this board*

*is a shit cunt*

>subhuman coloured
KEK

Exterminate yourself

*makes 302 on a rock hard pitch*

*smashes the report button*

*despises Poopeelia, admires NZ*

>>73995747
Only a matter of time m8. After all, inclusiveness and multiculturalism is paramount in new Zealand

*is bowled out for 60*

*eagerly awaits janny to come rescue me yet again*

*attempts to bully foreigners with juvenile insults*

*seethes niggerishly*

*gets bullied the fuck out and disappears for an hour long cry while lamenting the fact I'm a stupid stinking nigger*

*rapes nearest white woman*

*seethes furiously*

*excluding rapes, is a virgin*

*gets a bit upset and takes the joke too far*

*fires up cuckbournian proxy in a desperate attempt to save face*

Why won't he shut the fuck up?

*ruins thread*

*fires up poo peeland proxy due to no one falling for the cuckbournian proxy anymore*

*literally chimps out due to being a disgusting subhuman mixed race mongrel who can't control his anger*

*spends another evening spitting bitter vitriol on a cartoon website*

*fires up brand new estonian proxy, because surely THIS flag will protect me from the bullies*

*ruins another thread*

*reports you*

*desperately tries to shitpost with the kiwi lads but doesn't quite understand*

*is informed my visa application was unsuccessful due to being unskilled nigger*

*shares intelligent opinions with everyone, has a bright future*

*LARPS pathetically*

*rapes nearest chimp*

>>73995818

Worst post ITT good job

*never leaves his dirt "farm", will probably die alone and not be found until after his dog eats the meat of his post*

*is HIV positive*

>>73995818
fuck up daniel.

*spreads AIDS via rape*

*donates blood regularly*

*scurries away like the filthy cockroach i am*

*crawls out from under the fridge when my best friend, janny, has dealt with the big mean bullies*

*requires multiple blood transfusions yearly due to unhealthy lifestyle, cannot give back as dozens of homemade tattoos have given him Hep C*

*tears streaming down face*

*has a wide nose with flared nostrils*

*incorrectly appropriates kiwi meme*

*blood pressure and heart rate rises as janny is taking forever to arrive*

*seethes*

*hasn't showered in 6 months*

Really great thread lads I've enjoyed reading every post

>tfw no 1960s southern librarian gf

>>73995864
Thanks.

>why is there 230 posts itt when there is literally no /cric/ on
>oh

*throws gay off highrise roof*

*fires up brand new saudi proxy due to no one falling for my estonian one*

*resets router to report the bullies again*

*rapes male servant*

*promises to wait for but not to read seething reply, reads anyway*

>Unemployed Suicidelanders

*undermines own lacklustre narrative*

*eats literal shit due to famine*

Lmao, Saxshit is losing it, how sad

>>73995891
Exemplary post

Saxon is not here, my African friend.

*desperately tries to banter with the lads*

*can't afford a plane ticket, but thinks i can successfully get a visa*

>actually being a disgusting mixed race mongrel literally in africa
KEK

Exterminate yourself

*seethes harder*

>>73995915

It's been a long time

>>73995915
Who are you?

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>>73995915
HAHAHAHAHAHAA

NIGGER LITERALLY FROM AFRICA BTFO

King: Cricket Fan69
Queen: Statschink
Knights: Daniel, Devvo lad, Ankush
Commoners: Trinibro, FHG, Gatecunt
Pawns: /hoc/, AMS, Saxon, Kuntykucka
Peasants: Ausfailians, Slumlord, Subhuman coloured

>>73995915
WALKGOD
A
L
K
G
O
D

*struggles to reestablish redundant persona*

>244 posts
>27 posters

Is this what mental illness looks like?

>>73995915
Anyone recognise this man? Is it a /rug/ poster?

>>73995915
Subhuman coloured on eternal pooicide watch

>>73995915
kek

KEK

K-E-K

>>73995915
>the subhuman coloured spammer is an ugly, pasty nerd

No surprises there...

>>73995915
He will never recover from this

>>73995931
Get a load of this fucking freshcunt

>>73995915
NIGGERS ON SUICIDE WATCH

MIXED RACE MUTTS BTFO

>>73995915
/thread

>>73995915
saved to my smelly Australian posters folder lads

>>73995915
Can you do the same thing but replace subhuman coloured with /hoc/

*acts like a bit of a freshcunt*

>>73995931
You literal fucking freshie. Stick to /rug/ spastic

Kek look at Ivan desperately spamming posts across multiple devices

>wanna see cunts go wild
>Ivan is the only person who cares

Bit sad.

>>73995915
WalkGod on Nobel Prize watch.

Walkie mate, can you get me an early release nintendo switch?

>>73995915
Based Aryan GOD.

*leaves 4chan, doesn't get girlfriend, returns*

>>73995915
Sexy white man btfo niggers.

>>73995948
The walkcunt narrative reached its logical conclusion. au/sp/ has moved on to bigger and better things.

WalkJesus

WalkWorm

WalkSexy

WalkElite

KEK, you can LITERALLY imagine walkcunt smashing his fists in his desk in ABSOLUTE fury at the lack of attention he's getting from everyone barring Ivan.
The only "cunt going wild" is YOU sean

>>73995915
My God, you are an ugly looking individual.

Sad for you lad, I hope that your desperate attempts at seeking attention on an anonymous imageboard somehow sate the void that must be your social life.

I feel sorry for you.

I have to be honest, Sean's current cut looks pretty based.

>>73995967
Post a selfie then, we can be the judge.

Besides, I need to know what you look like so I can plan how I will rearrange your face when I get to Capetown

>>73995967
kek

KEK

K E K

The absolute STATE of you

Based Sean Royce who works at JB Hi Fi and goes by the name "thefuckrightnow" on snapchat AKA walkgod

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>>73995953
We don't even have any yet lad

>LE FUG LE WALGUNT XDXD
kys

>subhuman coloured literally chimps out due to inferior nigger genetics
KEK

Exterminate yourself

can i be your friend

>>73995967
HAHAHAHAHAHAA


So THIS is the power of nigger asshurt....
Woah

>>73995975
Send me an email when you do and I'll come in and pick it up. Cheers moight

WalkBro here, I didn't post that pic

It's photoshopped

>Walkie saves the thread

BASED

>walkcunt ruins another thread
Yawn.

Walkbrokenjaw on hospitalisation watch

>>73995915

>your average Australian poster

>>73995972
Do I look like I have autism?

And don't worry about that, I will come meet you at the airport, I am sure I will be able to recognise you, you will be leashed to your carer, right?

Really upsets me that he didn't get a new piece of paper after he stuffed up on the other side.

>subhuman coloured "banter"
KEK

Exterminate yourself

>>73996000
I'm working m8. It's old paper.

Lol, you african poofter, you would get heemed on 2 seconds flat

Imagine being a literal nigger mutt

>>73996004

Looks like you were writing 02 on the other side but then stopped because you wanted it to be bigger.

WalkGOD would literally be drowning in pussy if his haircut was shorter on the sides and longer on the top.

>>73996011
I get heaps of pussy. Don't worry about that.

>>73996011
Yeah, I do need a new look.

Seething Freshie here

When did Walkie work at JB HI FI?

>>73996011
Funny because I'm literally with my gf right now

>>73996014
>>73996014
Hmm

>>73996011
No I'm happy with how I look

>>73995999
I haven't seen you because you're too cowardly to post a pic.

You only want to meet me at the airport because you're too poor to get a taxi to meet me anywhere else.

Really sad mate, travelling across the country and spending all your money to get your ass kicked.

>>73996014
>>73996015
>>73996019

>What did he mean by all these?

>>73996015

This was the best impersonation imo.

>>73995915
Quietly disappointed that you're the seething racist bully tßh.

>After initial resistance, cunts are now going wild

post pics of gf

>WalkGod derails the thread with a single post

How does he do it lads???

>>73996033
No, I'm not that low.

I worked in call centres for a few years and I never got spoken to as badly as Turnbull did.

>>73996028
This.

I thought Walkie was the type of person that brings people of all colours, races, religions, gender, age and sexual preferences together in peace

>>73996033
I don't want the autists from here to harass her.

>>73996033
That's a line I don't wanna cross.

Sorry bruhz

>>73996033
Uploading one now

YOU (walkcunt) are literally worse than cancer.

YOU (walkcunt) cause cancer.

YOU (walkcunt) are absolutely toxic.

Sick of Walkcunt already

WalkGod has always been a white supremacist, who advocates for the extermination of niggers, muslims and jews.

You would know this if you weren't a seething newcunt fresh off the boat from facebook.

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>>73996033

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>>73996033

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>>73996033

>>73996054
objective 4/10
Daniel is seething with jealousy

>>73996037
>>73996040
>>73996044
>>73996045
>>73996052
>>73996054
>>73996055

Thanks for the (you) lads, thats all i wanted :3

who /fuckedup/ here?

who /ApprenticeElectricianAtHoneywell/ here?

>FB_IMG
Kek kys

>>73996060
>>73996061
Hmm

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Best you'll get.

>>73996069
Post pics of her cleavage m8

>>73996069
Nice boobies

>>73996069
I recognized her instantly you idiot

>>73996074
Hers aren't bad either.

>>73996069
>tfw WalkGod gets more sex than anyone in this entire thread

>>73996059
have another one lad

>>73996069
Bro-tip: trim those nose hairs immediately

>>73996081
oh sthap it you :3

>>73996060
>>73996061
yeah mate ama

>>73996089
no u :3

>>73996086
Kek. I know. Realised after I took the photo. Ugly as sin.

>>73996069
Going through your Facebook friends now Sean

>>73996093
what does ama mean?

>>73996097
>not already knowing who she was

Pleb.

>>73996103

The outer hulls of a trimaran mate.

>>73996103
Alleenstaande Minderjarige Asielzoeker

>>73996014
Can confirm

POST TITS OF GF PLS

>sets his profile to private
KEK

Isabelle George

Fuck you Walkcunt

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>>73996097
Kek good luck senpai

>>73996128
What a handsome individual

>>73996128
>senpai
Fuckin weebs get out

>>73995915
Looking good walkie

your face looks a bit leaner

>>73996142
Yeah, I've been working out heaps and just got on a keto diet

>>73996142

Thanks mate i've been into the point bags at the club.

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>>73996033

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A thing I like to do is go to 4plebs and search "walkgod", and laugh my ass off at you autists

I've also met his gf, and she is awesome and cute. Good luck tracking her down fags, she don't have Facebook.