GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM

EVERYONE KNOWS MAJOR TOM IS A JUNKIE

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>>73990193

>>73990253
look at this seething customer

>>73990264

Your thread has been up for 8 minutes and has 1 post from an Amerilard. Usually these threads are really popular, you must just be shit at them pal.

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>>73990306

>m
>a
>n
>u
>r
>e

PUNCTURED BICYCLE

>>73990193
>>73990193
This is Europa League
to Mourinho
You've really finished sixth
And the papers want to know which dabs to blame
Now it's time to finish sixth
every year

This is Mourinho to Europa League
I'll poke you in the eye
And I'm sacking
the next female physio I see
And the stars look good in the top five teams

For here
Am I sitting down in sixth place
Far below our perch
Manchester is blue
And there's nothing I can do

Though I'm past
one hundred million pounds
I need to spend more cash
And I think my chairman knows the way to Spain
Tell my Pedro I love him very much
he knows

Europa League to Mourinho
Your captain's bald,
there's something wrong
Can you hear me, Mourinho?
Can you hear me, Mourinho?
Can you hear me, Mourinho?
Can you....

Here I am in sixth place
where the rags deserve
I wish I could fuck my daughter
Manchester is blue
And there's nothing I can do.

>>73990518
>And the papers want to know which dabs to blame

Stopped reading here. Dog shit attempt.

SUZIE WENT AND LEFT US FOR SOME FOREIGN GUY

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TAKE THIS PINK RIBBON OFF MY EYES
I'M EXPOSED
AND IT'S NO BIG SURPRISE

>>73990193
poor poor FA...
Klopp pushes the official and yells in his face, is told that his passion is great.
Mourinho speaks with the official, needs to sit down or else.. gets a ban for kicking a bottle

they want him gone, but I doubt he'll leave without building the team that will dominate the Premier for a decade or so.

The mighty Hull.

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ON THE DAY OF EXECUTION

>>73990193
CAN YOU HEAR ME?! MAJOR TOM!!

GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM, YOUR CIRCUITS DEAD, THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG

CAN YOU HEAR ME MAJOR TOM

CAN YOU HEAR ME MAJOR TOM

>>73990518
>I wish I could fuck my daughter
Can you blame him? And what makes you think he isn't already.

Reminder that United haven't lost in the league since October 23rd, 2016.

ABU can BTFO

>>73998604
>undefeated streak
>still 6th

Imagine being in a good situation and YET still remaining at 6th place

United are a joke lmao

i think i have cracked the code, i know why united arent winning
get ready
their squad is shit, you dont win a title or a cl with hererra rashford martial etc. zlatan is good but is old, pogba is a luxury player, only good when everybody else is really good, de gea is good, mk-hit-a-ryan is decent
their fans are deluded thinking they're strong

>>73998724

We've closed the gap over that time period. Talk to me in May.

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GGMU

AND I WOULD PAY 500 BILLION POUNDS

AND I WOULD PAY 500 MORE

TO SEE DABBING DELPH SCORE

TADA TA
TADA TA