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not earlyfag edition
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>>73989990
this is a good thread
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When Is the Canadian Government going to issue a formal apology for the skycarp nuisance?
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>rags
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>>73990139
Anyone have a webm of McDonaugh trying to kill lundpads?
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>>73990158
no, but you can have this instead
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>rags
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>>73990194
Nice. Good ol' Minnesota boy leaving some dicklord to die to a seizure.
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>>73990194
>Skjei is runnign away in fear for his corporal integrity
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>>73990139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ks8lSCa-KlM

>rags
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjwpWxWNcHs
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>>73990158
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>>73990308
this is the best song by the way.
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>whioux
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>>73990283
Kek
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>>73990271
fuck off my thread
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>>73990590
How do you cope with losing game 7 of the SCF at home? Asking for a friend.
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>>73990537
nice
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>>73990444
based wheels
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Will Vanek ever Play 82 games in a season again?
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>>73990898
>Dylan Strome
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>rags
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The Bloos effectively executed Hitchcock.

You can see him getting fatter by the second when you look at him. That's the the exercise of walking from his car to the arena and from the dressing room to the bench.

Now he's going to be sitting at home with no job. R.I.P.
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>>73990936
VEGAS
E
G
A
S
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>>73990916
The 2 D picked by teams not named Boston are great. Teams should have picked D after the 5th pick.
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>>73990936
Now they have to deal with Yeo. I think he would be a tremendous assistant couch. But the mild's record recently compared to this year should be proof he doesn't have the spine to coach a team.
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>>73990996
im sure that had nothing to do with receiving a free near ppg player
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>newfags posting ice hockey in the hockey thread
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>>73991072
>>>/cric/
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>>73990590
the oldest baby alive
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>>73990944
>Vegas placeholders
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>>73990936
i don't know why they didn't just wait to announce the yeo as the coach in the off season. seemed like a dumb move
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>>73991372
He was, for next year when big bubba hangs 'em.
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oy vey goyim pay up
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>>73990722
>mcdavid
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>>73990996
>replacing a future hall of famer with a coach who has a career losing record
I guess St. Louis won't be winning the Cup anytime soon
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>no finn has commented on my OC

I 'm starting to get worried
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>they are friends
>friends
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>>73991794
Does this surprise you?
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Hope Ovechkin kills Marchand (rat man) tonight
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>>73991794
>94

Connor has spoken.
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>>73991794
so what? stop itnerfering in others people's lives. What are you, the Sta.Si.?
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>>73990936
he looked like a caricature on the THN story. I feel a little for him because he was 2 wins off 3rd all time.
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>>73991794
they look related anyway. they'd have some creepy deformed albino baby
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>>73991904
Eat shit and die grease
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bruins gonna win check these
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>autism thread is now using proxies

>>73992032
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Should this count as a goal
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chink kids looked afraid of Chara
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>>73992210
no
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>>73992219
why not
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>>73992210
no
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>>73992241
why should it? if you can head it why isn't kicking/throwing/chesting allowed?
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>>73992241
"Apparent goals shall be disallowed when the puck has been directed, batted or thrown into the net by an attacking player other than with a stick."
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>>73992210
>>73992210
78.5 Disallowed Goals – Apparent goals shall be disallowed by the
Referee and the appropriate announcement made by the Public
Address Announcer for the following reasons:
(i) When the puck has been directed, batted or thrown into the net by an
attacking player other than with a stick.

boy this was hard
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>>73992210

That was a comfy game thread. West Coast night time playoff OT game threads are the best.
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SCAAAAAR
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>>73992267
>>73992279
yes but I said "should"

>>73992264
I think if you're willing to hit the puck into the net with your face it should count

>>73992285
very comfy. it was when the strawpoll thing wasn't completely overused and annoying yet
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>>73992297
no again
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>>73992297
no. it shouldn't
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>>73992305
>>73992315
oh. ok.
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>>73992297

no, because you are trying to have a coherent set of rules which means NO batting motions with anything but your stick. what do you want the rule to look like? "When the puck has been directed, batted or thrown into the net by an
attacking player other than with a stick, his head or when it looked really badass or when my favorite team did it"
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>>73992323
the rule is very simple, consistent and uniform.

"Apparent goals shall be disallowed when the puck has been directed, batted or thrown into the net by an attacking player other than with a stick, except when it's with a helmet )))" wouldn't be.
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>>73992279
Dear Lothar,

despite what you may think, not everything in life can be solved by referring to a manual. This is a forum and discussion is encouraged

sincerely,

/hoc/
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>>73992323
stupid bandwagoner
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>>73992325
>>73992332
ok but what about multi puck? should that be added?
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>>73992334
>"do rules apply?"
>"rules apply and rightfully so"

there is nothing to discuss and looking at a manual is actually quite helpful to get facts about what you're trying to discuss
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>>73992349

no because I'd have to buy multiple bigger screens
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>>73992373
what if we sold big official NHL screens for you to buy?
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>>73992361
>rightfully so

that is a subjective evaluation.
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@73992334
>discussion is encouraged
no it isn't you retard

and since when does a gay communist teenager represent /hoc/?
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>>73992396
it's not, see >>73992325
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>>73992395
maybe if you make the pucks glow
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>>73992421
I think we're onto something! Let's test it out as NHL Europe. Does Europe mind entire seasons lost to lockouts?
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>>73992443
no one cares anyway
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>>73992461
I love Europe I'm moving to Switzerland and taking the sunbelt teams with me!
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>>73992461
only people in europe who care about european hockey are those who simply can't stay up to watch NHL
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>>73992477
I'll give you 20 bucks for the old Yotes trademarks
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>>73992512
Ok but Pronger doesn't go into the Hall of Fame as a Coyote anymore he has to go into the NHL Europe hall of fame. take it or leave it
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>>73990035
Wew lad
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>>73992397
since forever

>>73992412
still subjective
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>>73992599
:)
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tfw grease killed hoc
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I made it all the way til after 9pm to realize black history month started today. pretty good I guess
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>>73992841
a beautiful goal by the bruins, eh?
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>>73992841
You're just as much to blame for indulging it
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>>73992861
>pretty good I guess
'no'
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>>73992872
well I didn't realize it until I saw Mike Pence tweet about it so I'm cool with it. I'm happy I made it all the way through a work day
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>>73992877
fuck niggers
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>>73992864
*searching the rulebook*

I can't really decide if it was a "beautiful" goal; it counted if that's what you mean, but the rules don't say anything about beauty
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>>73992888
word. checked
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>>73992861

At least it is the shortest month of the year
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>>73992926
I didn't laugh until I saw the hilarious caption telling me to
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>>73992911
>>73992926
those are stupid
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>>73992930
those are pretty classic 4chan m8
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>>73992955
some memes weren't made to last
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>>73992967
I actually posted this in a thread yesterday

https://www.4chan.org/flash?file=Shii64.swf&title=LongCat%27s+Song+(C64+Graphic+Mix)&w=720&h=480
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>>73992989
I too remember when /f/ was the best board and the source of creativity for the entire site
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>>73992967
When you're right, you're right.
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been a pretty boring period outside that one bruins PP tbqh
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>>73993026
the caps almost called up some aussie cunt named walker but he broke his hand. he would've been fun to watch at least he's a feisty little manlet
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>CBJ Foundation, token philanthropic thing, is giving away a full set of Bob's goaler duds.

whoever wins this had better wear it and post pictures.
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>>73992841
lmao grease is the best fuck off hans
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>>73993077
nothing good has come out of greece since ancient civilization
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Reminder that all Laffs fans on /hoc/ are mentally deranged and highly deluded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPadl6XRTpk
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>>73993147
I was expecting some guy to come in and push the door open
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>>73993147
Reminder I fucked your mom tonight
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>>73991794
She's clearly saying her son works with the guy and they are friends, not that the guy and the girl are friends.

You stupid, inbred, troglodyte leaf fuck
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>>73993204
yeah that's how i interpreted it too, which is why the filename confused me
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>>73993084
you didn't like my OC?
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>>73990590
TSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>73993257
needs more leo jokela
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I was just looking around for a Shattenkirk highlights pack since I haven't watched him play much and couldn't find a single one. Is he shit or do the Bloos not have any fans?
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>>73993301
fans? hell they don't even have a coach
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Bergeron ded
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>>73993389
did marchand slewfoot him too?
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Mornings.
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>>73993408
but i'm going to bed now :(
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oh fuck that looked painful
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>>73993389
yeah needing two guys to slowly drag you off is not a good sign

>>73993408
huomenta
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>>73992210
The Ducks uniforms are total shit
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>>73993446
how is bruins so shit at defending?
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>>73993445
did you get your trip banned and you're evading right now? go back in the filter you cock sucking faggot
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lots of action in front of the calgary net early on

>>73993470
oh i just cleared my cookies and forgot to type the whole thing in

i'll put it back so i don't trigger your autism
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>>73993456
they have the worst defense corp in the league or very close to it.
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how many penalties will bustchuk take tonight?
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>>73993498
much appreciated
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lmao calgary gonna get blown the FUCK out
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>>73993539
yeah the ice looks pretty tilted

maybe minnesota will get tired
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welp
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god dammit tkachuck could be on our team knocking people into the ice so hard they come up covered in frost, but instead we get a finnish AHL bust
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>last game of the season
>staal at 59 points
>wild up 3-2
>empty net for the yotes
>staal on ice
>wild win face off
>staal gets it going towards the blue line
>bout to break away and score his 60th point
>chubbs boutta get a chubby
>gets leveled by doan into the boards and tears every ligament in his knee
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>>73993578
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>>73993569
Tkachuk would've been the Sedin sisters best linemate in ages
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fuck I went on reddit to find a webm of that bruins goal, forgot where I was and started reading the comments. I want to punch something
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bergeron is already back what a bitch
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So how fucked is your team if Friedman is right about it staying flat at $73MM?
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>>73993599
if you're gonna go there you may as well just go to gifcunt
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>>73993612
that depends, is he one of the people on Dragon's Den?
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>(((zucker)))
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>>73993640
oy vey! that penalty was anti-semitic
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>>73993621
?
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>>73993612
not fucked
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>dive
>get penalty
wew maybe all hockey players should enroll in acting class
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>>73993569
Kippers has some moves
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>>73993658
https://twitter.com/myregularface

she puts up almost every goal. just don't read anything from her or the comments because she's a textbook SJW. oh and she won't put up Kanes goals because he's a rapist and she'll block you if you ask her about it, so basically reddit but nothing but hockey goals
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>>73993682
>she won't put up Kanes goals because he's a rapist and she'll block you if you ask her about it
lmao
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>>73993683
Haha nice tramp stamp Canada
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alert: we gotta refpuck game bois
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>>73993712
yeah every time I get annoyed by her SJWing in my feed I just remember that and laugh a little
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>>73993725
she's also wearing a cuckhold garter
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>>73993712
>>73993733
that was my favourite meme last year
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>>73993712
How fucking new are you that you don't know about gifcunt
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>>73993738
I don't think I want to know
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>>73993756
tbqh those gifs are shit quality and too short
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>>73993768
she's open for biz brah ;)
just remember a rubber, she takes nigger dick so you know she got dem dirty diseases
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>>73993778
you ever spend too much time looking for a goal and then when you find out it wasn't even worth how long it took? her gifs are a quick and easy solution to deciding if you want to find a good quality or not
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>>73993807
>her

Hey myregularface, can you stop fucking shilling already?
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>>73993756
i've been here since about 2010 and am only hearing about this now
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>>73993784
so the garter is telling me she's a dirty slut and not the thong she's wearing in public? got it
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>>73993833
I remember when loli had its own board and I'm only hearing about this now
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Kuznetsov stronk

so what do the caps pay him?

$6M/AAV?
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>>73993833
Don't worry every expects trips to be retarded
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>>73993832
>google it's "real name"
>click first twitter profile that comes up on google
>one of most recent tweets is about trannies in toronto

is it really a tranny holy shit

https://twitter.com/vailsteph?lang=en
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>>73993853
every year they send his village sixteen goats and a fourty gallon drum of Coca-Cola, or "Freedom Juice" as it's known in Russia
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>>73993838
uhh what girl doesn't wear thongs in public? Are you fucking retarded or have you just been dating whales
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for a rivalry involving a dirty team this game wasn't very passionate. I wish it was playoff time already
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>>73993867
>Likes hockey
>Not a low-class Chicago fan
>Has a penis

Sounds like the perfect GF
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>>73993867
i thought she was an American from MA
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>Corrado Avalanchegboeiljkgnfspigk;n.
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>>73993925

>implying whales don't wear thongs in public
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>>73993940
Could you do me one small favor and FUCKING DELETE THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW
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>>73993940
>Corrado
i remember that guy, he played for the Utica Canucks

what did he do now?
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IT"S A SHITROW IN CORRADO
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>>73993940
>>73993956

Press box HERO Frankie Corrado cant outplay Hunwick or Polak for a spot on the leafs D corps.

That says something
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why is hoc ded
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>>73994098
Grease killed it
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>>73994098
only joke games
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>>73994098
i just noticed there's two
>>73989638
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>>73993853
Kuznetsov is currently a 0.71 PPG player. If we assume that's around where he ends up after this season, barring calamity, then here are some other recent RFA comps:

Monahan - $6.3MM for 7 years - 0.67 PPG MacKinnon - $6.3MM for 7 years - 0.70 PPG
Forsberg $6MM for 6 years - 0.73 PPG
Saad $6MM for 6 years - 0.60 PPG

$6MM AAV does seem likely then, unless he goes for the Tarasenko special. Tarasenko got $7.5MM for 8 years as a 0.75 PPG player. I'm assuming because of the additional UFA year.
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u r fucken gay lol
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>>73994240
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>no game for 1 week

hmm...
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Laine 0.91PPG

Best rookie imo
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>>73994372
AHOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo~~
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>>73994289
you know we're only one win away from getting the 8th spot and facing binnesota in the playoffs right

i mean, do they have numbers in finland?
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>>73994442
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>>73994486
>>73994442
E L I T E
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www.buzzfeed.com/sports/hockey/how-jesse-puljujarvi-can-still-recover-from-being-a-bust
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>canucks gonna get mad Wild against them
ooh boy get ready for a ravaging
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Will Barberio get claimed?
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>>73994964
Why did they trade for a defenseman if they were just going to waive one? Is he that bad?
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white people stop rioting, destroying property, and killing people

wtf is wrong with y'all

is it becuz hockey is so violent???
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>>73995071
latent mongol pheromones driving everyone mad desu
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>>73995071

nigger culture is taking over
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>marchand

Why is this allowed?
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>>73995687
because the league is phasing out goons and thus no one to make him answer the bell
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>>73995687
He's the only thing holding up the franchise
Lmaoing at boston's 2015 drafting
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>>73995791
steve moore was a mistake
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Busts need our respect and love.
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Would you rather be Finnish or play for the Avs?
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>>73995848
Filip forsberg follows 9gag on instagram, and pulju started following a couple nashville predator players like Forsberg, Juuse, PK, and Pekka on instagram

are we going to see a Pulju to nashville trade soon?
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Barkov and Huberdeau back soon.
Florida panthers will get into the playoffs with wildcard spot.
Meme their way into a cup.

Cap this.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BP_zYAfBQrx/

Fresh bulju
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>>73996373
Golden gate vs Pulju

Which is more iconic?
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Why two generals?
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huomenta

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Kmn_9CILtM
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>>73996409
This army is too big for one general.
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>>73996373
>tuu pelastaan Kärpät

does that mean "do you miss Karpat"?


>>73996498
ohhhh, snabbedi snibbedi
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>>73996502
"come to save Kärpät"
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>>73996510
nice, thanks. SO "viitu" is "go" and "tuu" means come.
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>>73996518
yes
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Finnish HFboards posters are almost as bad as laffs posters. I hate this new wave of finns brought in by the golden generation they talk big but talk shit.
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>>73992611
miss u dougie
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Ovechkin basically has the Rocket in the bag for the 7th time in total and 5th consecutive time.

He might finish his career as the 2nd best winger ever (Howe, Jagr and maybe Bobby Hull are ahead of him now and Ovie is 31)
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>>73996679
He's only projected to finish with 40 goals lel
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to the anon complaining about legacy teams in hockey:

>in the east, every team has a legitimate chance of making the playoffs. the furthest back is only 7 poins, so 3 wins and an OT loss
>only 2 in the west, Yotes and Avs, are realistically out

I can't think of a year where the playoff race has been so tight. with the exception 4 or 5 games maybe a week, every game has looked like like a fair match on paper.

it's a great time to get into hockey. There's tons of good rookie talent mixed in with meme talent
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>le pass man
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>>73996679
>2nd best
Is this bait, Mike Bossy is by far the greatest winger in NHL history, probably best of all time all around player, too bad he wasn't healthy
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>>73996736
Projected to finish with 40 but he will actually get 44-48 which is enough for Rocket
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>>73996856
>tfw crosby has 3 more goals in 8 less games

They actually think Ovechkin has a chance at the rocket richard
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>>73996876
Crosby is slowing down while Ovie is picking up the pace like he always does during spring. You must be new to hockey and NHL in general if you're betting against Ovie getting the rocket after a slow start.
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>>73996905
>ovie fans of damage control
I can do the same to you and say do you think Crosby's production is going to drop off when it historically is more active after the all star game
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>>73996916
Unsuistainable shooting%
don't see Sid getting more than 40 this year.
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>>73996928
You don't see Crosby getting 12 more in 33 more games???? are you retarded finland
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>Elias Lindholm has 17 assists
>all of them are first hand assists
His line mates confirmed for shit tier passers, and he confirmed for being a shit tier playmaker
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>>73996955
He has 2 goals in the last 11 games. Clearly getting more assists now. Return of the status quo.
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>>73996963
and almost half of ovie's points were accumulated over the course of a month, clearly not sustainable.
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>>73996976
>ovie's goal scoring
>un-sustainable
ahahahahaha
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>>73996982
>thinking ovechkin is capable of sustaining 1.0 ppg

Is it 2010?
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>>73996976
Ovechkin has been scoring basically at his career average pace the last month. But guess he can't sustain it for the rest of the season I mean the sample size of him performing at this level is only 1000+ games.
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>>73996989
Ovie had a period where he scored 48 or 49 goals in 50 games like less than 1.5 years ago.
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>all these anime avatar fags on /hoc/

kys 2bh fäm
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>people don't think ovi will win the rocket
Wew
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>>73997009
You're retarded, that didn't happen

>>73996998
The sample size is that he's on and off and he won't sustain this pace for much longer, get over it Crosby is more likely to get a hotstreak than Ovechkin carrying this on for another month

>>73997013
Shut up stupid beaner
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>>73997013
its just these two faggots

dont give them attention, let them talk to eachother
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>>73997043
Why are you talking bad about yourself finland
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>>73997032
In terms of scoring goals I would invariably pick Ovechkin over Crosby. His track record supports that claim too.
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>That first sip of the day
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>>73997032
>things that happened didn't happen
It was in 2013 I give you that one

Fun fact: during that period his shooting% was 18.1, Crosby has 20.0% this season
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>>73997070
Over crosby who's having one of his best seasons to date???
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>>73997094
Crosby has scored 2 goals in his last 12 games and is now only 3 up on Ovechkin. I would put money on Ovechkin scoring more goals than Crosby this season. That doesn't mean Crosby won't put up 90pts and win the hart though.
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>>73997085
That was when they were combining the the shortened season with the season after it and saying Ovie had 48 goals in 50 games

http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/2013/12/10/5198750/alex-ovechkin-scores-4-goals-now-has-48-in-past-50-games

Still only scored 51 goals that season and inevitably dropped his production to a 1.01 ppg

If you actually think an aging ovechkin is going to keep up that pace, keep dreaming
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>>73997094
Granlund tied his season high in points last night
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>>73997108
Do you honestly think Crosby's goal production is just going to drop off though completely and not even touch 40 like the fintard suggested.
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>>73997130
Do you honestly think Ovechkin can't sustain his gpg percentage that he's maintained throughout his entire career? Even if Crosby does hit 40 that will not be enough to win the rocket.
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>>73997138
Crosby will get 20 more goals, cap it now because that slump was clearly just resting period where he wasn't trying as hard. As playoffs pick up you'll see him scoring 3 or 4 points per game but this season since all his lines are fucking insanely fast, his 1 timers are better than they've been before
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>>73996856
Stats show that Ovie is plateauing in terms of his shooting and scoring with his career. He will be very lucky to finish with 40.
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KAIKKI PELIIN!
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OFFICIAL END OF SEASON GOALS GOALED RANKINGS:

1. Ovechkin 49
2. Laine 43
3. Crosby 42
4. Tarasenko 40
5. Matthews 38

t. future man
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>>73997149
>pongs fan hockey analysis
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>>73997312
>forgetting it's year of the manlet

1) Cam Atkinson
2) Johnny Gaudreau
then some other faggots
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>>73997606
AHO!
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>>73997606
Manlets cant score. thats a known fact

they are assistbabbies
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>>73997606
these guys are midgets. crosby, aho etc are manlets
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>>73997138
Crosby does this shit every year, right around the time the league-wide push starts.

He'll sneak off, feign a minor injury on advice, avoid some emotional games to hedge his chances of real injury.

Ovie doesn't give a fuck and keeps memeing everyone's penalty kill.
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>>73997620
This. Since 92-93 only 2 manlets have won the scoring title/Rocket (Bure and Crosby).

Meanwhile 6 different players 6'3 or over have won it (Lemieux, Nash, Kovalchuk, Lecavalier, Ovechkin, Perry)
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>america gets completely BTFO by binland in bandy
>cänädä in division B with countries like somalia

Top kek.
>>
Gonna go apply for some jobs today lads
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>>73997675
>bandy
>>73997676
good luck
>>
Is Aho, dare I say it, elite?
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>>73997744
tripdubs confirm
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>>73997744
he is a franchise forward
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>>73997744
his hockey IQ is an ideal win condition
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>>73997744
aho a cute
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>>73997821
Double trouble
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>>73997744
smartest and most mature player since joe sakic
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>>73997850
Claiming things like that will only make him bust. Please stop, for his sake
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>>73997848
Aho + Lindholm = good things


will we finally have a swede+finn elite duo in NHL?
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>the most southern poin of Canada is Pelee island at 41.7°
>the most northern point of California is 42.0°
Canada confirmed for sunbelt country

>>73997905
A very good post!

I hope so. The league has been needing it, badly. Have there ever been a successful one?
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>>73997905
isn't that hintz?
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>>73997905
that's Hintz
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>>73997921
can't think of any. did saku play alongside any good swedes in montreal?
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>>73997946
>>73997949

Yes, but the poster I responded is Swedish, hence my post.
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>>73998004
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>>73998013
couldnt even delete in time so no one would notice the stupidity

thanks binland
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>>73998004
And which one of those was Swedish?
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>>73997968
I can't think of any either.
I doubt it, very few swedes have played for Montreal.
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Pulju has already broken Gretzky's AHL scoring records.

Elite.
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>>73998032
>fugger-express

:DDD ei simo
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Swedish Aho>Finnish Aho
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>>73998032
how many points does gretzky have in the AHL? 0?
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>>73998058
That's the joke.jpg
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>>73998058
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>>73998069
well I guessed it was low but he could've spent some time there as a rookie or something... nerds
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>>73998090
that would require the ahl to exist back in the 70s
>>
According my calculations (i'm master mathematician) Pulju will win Hart and Art Ross in 2019.
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>>73998100
it did
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Trade Nylander t b h.
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>>73998127
nylander is good
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>>73998127
Nylander-Kapanen duo will create havoc next season. Maybe put Komarov to other wing so the swede is properly sandwiched.
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>>73998132
He is good but he's being underused because Babs doesn't trust or really like him. Nylander obviously has mental lapses and mails it in sometimes which I think frustrates Babs. I just think he's being wasted on the 3rd line. He's a top 6 forward.
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>>73998139
what would be your lines?
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>>73998168
I have no issue with the lines. Nylander is on the 3rd line because of how well the Marner and Matthews lines have been. I love Nylander it's just strange seeing a player with his skill on a 3rd line.
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>>73998184
Wild's 3rd line is Parise-Haula-Pominville

Line numbers mean shit nowadays when there's enough skilled players for 4 lines.
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>>73998104
Conn Smythe 2018
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>>73998195
I suppose. If he and kapanen do play together they would definitely need a mule on that line.
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>>73998195
yeah the current META of the league is 3 offensive lines and one line that rarely goes on the ice. gone are the times of 2 offensive lines 2 grinder lines. the three lines are simply assembled to get good pairings, not in order of best to worst.
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>>73998198
wew lad
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>>73998184
what did you think of Matthews Marner and Hyman? I don't understand Matthews with 2 grinders. I'd like to see him more with either Marner or Nylander (they looked good on tuesday). You think Babcock just doesn't want 2 rookies on the same line?
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>>73998332
Because it's way too much talent on one line. You need to separate them. Marner and Matthews carry their lines. I'm pretty sure Matthews 13 game drought was with Nylander. I like the Hyman Matthews Brown line because it's really balanced.
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>>73998250
This.
You can thank Pittsburgh for showing the league the way
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>>73998358
It's only one style m8. You think the kongs or hawks did the same? Maybe the 2010 hawks but the other 2 cup winners. Depth is important but the pongs also had insane speed.
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>>73998358
wasn't the reason they limited players on the bench during the 05 lockout to get rid of "police" that are only there to jump on the ice to enforce discipline if needed? you'd think there would be space now even among 12 forwards since the 4th lines get so little ice time. maybe it's just too risky to have them on the ice at all with the current speed of the game.
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>>73998375
Winning with a hot goaltender is just a fluke. Cant build a team around that premise
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>>73998383
what the fuck am I confusing this with? apparently the change happened long before, maybe it was just discussed during the lockout. anyway why no police?
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>>73998418
enforcer fell by the wayside as a natural progression of the league. along with all the increases of punishment for fighting
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>>73998375
Wasn't Hawks' 3rd line something like Shaw-Vermette-Teräväinen? Quite offensively oriented.
>>
>flyers scratching konecny and gostisbehere

For what purpose? Is philly only allowed to have one exciting team at a time?
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>>73997921
I live north of Toronto. Canada is sunbelt as fuck.

I don't live in Alaska.
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>>73998520
>not living north of the contiguous United States
wew lad
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>>73998508
Hakstol is a hack. He will be back in the NCAA by 2019. Sad that the team is so shit though.
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>>73998568
People in Alaska suck. It is full of people looking to get away from people and society. The land is beautiful but the people suck ass.
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>>73998592
Good thing I didn't have Alaska in mind then :)
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>>73998441
I understand why they don't bring in guys that do nothing but fight anymore but just looking at the stats from yesterdays game as a completely random sample the 4th line players all played 7-11 minutes. And they're 6'0 - 6'3 regular sized dudes. You'd think teams could find a big guy who's good enough to play 5 minutes a game to scare the opponents straight.
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>>73998592
>It is full of people looking to get away from people and society.
What's wrong with that? Live and let live, sounds like paradise. Sounds like Finland desu.

The real downside of Alaska (at least from what I've heard) is the excess of junkies and alcoholics.
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>>73998608
I am pretty comfy here. Is visiting Nordic countries worth it? Or should I just do the typical thing and go to Germany, UK, Spain, or Italy?
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>>73998645
>excess of junkies and alcoholics

that part sounds like finland too
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>>73998645
They are the same people more often than not. I am not talking about people who just want their space. It is degenerates and phsycos. Obviously there are exceptions.
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>World Cup in Bandy (aka Sweden-Russia-sport) quarterfinal
>Sweden played Germany
>34-6
>scorers for Sweden
>Patrik Nilsson 6, Christoffer Edlund 6, Daniel Andersson 6, Erik Pettersson 4, Per Hellmyrs 2, Daniel Berlin 2, Johan Löfstedt 2, Jesper Eriksson 2, Linus Pettersson, Daniel Mossberg, David Pizzoni–Elving, Adam Gilljam.
>scorers for Germany
>Alexander Kuznetsov 3, Michael Dunaev, Fedor Mironov, Paul Savchenko Jr.
>mfw those german names
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>>73998662
yeah but finnish bums just drink beer in the park and sometimes shout obscenities. they don't try to rob you with a knife while high on meth
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>>73998658
Nature: Yes, very much so.
Cities: Not so much

Whatever you do, don't just the most common ones. Go to Prague, Bruges, Bosnia and Herzegovina/Croatia, a nordic country or something as well.

Try to go off the beaten track, that's where the most memorable things happen
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>>73998680
Zlatan Ibrahimovich
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>>73998662
I was watching a video with an owl in it and it scared the shit out of my cat. He woke up and ran away.


Is Kaprizov going to bust or be very streaky? Or is he the real deal?
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>>73998720
Not really the same thing. Ibra is the son of immigrants. Those guys are failed russian players
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>>73998658
depends if you know people. nordic countries are fun to visit if you get invited to someones summer house and get to drink beer during the nights when sun doesn't set or swim under the ice from the sauna etc. taking part in local traditions and culture but if you're just wandering around sightseeing there isn't much to see.
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>>73998680
>name is berlin
>scores 2 goals against germany
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Jarome Iginla hopes to be traded by Avalanche

Colorado Avalanche forward Jarome Iginla said he hopes to be traded prior to the 2017 NHL Trade Deadline on March 1, Yahoo Sports reported Wednesday.

Iginla, 39, said he has neither spoken with the Avalanche front office nor made a formal trade request, but would like an opportunity to compete in the Stanley Cup Playoffs. The closest he's come to winning the Cup was when he captained the Calgary Flames to the 2004 Final, where the Flames lost to the Tampa Bay Lightning in seven games.
>>
>rags
>>
>>73998993
>niggy
Kek what a fag
>>
Jarome Arthur-Leigh Adekunle Tig Junior Elvis Iginla was born in a multicultural family: her mother is a Caucasian American, and her father Nigerian. Name Iginla Yoruba language means "big tree". Jaromen parents separated when he was still a baby, and at the age of her mother and grandmother raised him in Edmonton, Canada. [12]

Iginla got married in August 2003 with a long-term girlfriend Kara Kirkland. The couple has three children, born in 2004 and daughter of boys born between 2006 and 2008. [13] [14]
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>>73998993
Iginla curve is based
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>>73999170
>her
also
>father Nigerian. Jaromen parents separated when he was still a baby, and at the age of her mother and grandmother raised him
hmmm
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>>73999228
>parents separated
Suuuurrreeee lol
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>>73999170
why are you translating finnish wikipedia instead of just going to english wikipedia?
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>>73999370
patirk laine has mega penis
>>
I cant wait for the red wings rebuild
>>
>tfw 0/6 on roll up the rim
why live...
>>
>>73999414
>tfw won a camry 3 years ago
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>rags
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Finns are retarded and disgusting
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>>73999482
i wonder if he does snus
>>
so, why isn't the rat getting suspended?
he did that shit again last night
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>>73999518
I don't think he's that kind of guy who uses snus/drinks much alcohol. When he won FEL Championship, he ordered a pizza and went home. He didn't go party like other guys.
>>
>>73999703
That just means he's autistic.
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>>73999717
Ehlers said he's playing video games all the time.
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>>73999703
>he ordered a pizza and went home. He didn't go party like other guys
Damn..

>>73999792
Doesn't he bring an xbox with him when the team gos for road trips or something like that too?
>>
>>73999792
That definitely means he's autistic.
>>
>>73996679
>winger

is that synonymous to scorer?
>>
>>73996770
>with the exception 4 or 5 games maybe a week, every game has looked like like a fair match on paper.

fuck, this is so accurate.
>>
>people with Asperger syndrome can display behavior, interests, and activities that are restricted, repetitive and are sometimes abnormally intense or focused. They may stick to inflexible routines, move in stereotyped and repetitive ways, preoccupy themselves with parts of objects or compulsive behaviors like lining things up in patterns.[31]

>Pursuit of specific and narrow areas of interest is one of the most striking possible features of AS.[3]


He's been practising his shot countless of hours..
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Why do Fins need to talk up hockey players from Finland so much? Does it validate their existence as a country if people notice and are reminded that Finland exists?
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>>73999952
Damn....
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>>73999957
Yes
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>>73999998
RRRRÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ OFF BY ONE RÄÄÄÄÄ RRÄÄÄÄÄÄ RÄÄÄÄÄ
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>>74000033

Nice consolation digits
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>>74000066
>>74000033
????
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>>74000033
>>74000066
>>74000098

>dubs
>dubs
>goatest rookie of all times dubs

WHAT IS GOING ON
>>
finns smell like poop
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>>74000144
t. shart in the mart
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>>74000155
>>74000144
>>74000066
>>74000033
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>>74000155
Good post. Was just sitting and miming Ozzy's song "shot in the dark", while listening to it.

But a shart in the mart
One poo away from you
Just a shot in the dark
Always creeping up on you
All right

Thank you for the idea
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>>74000180
admirable
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>>74000217
Kek
>>
threadly reminder that Frans Nielsen is the first Dane to play in the NHL.
>>
Just got off the phone with the gubment. They fucked up my mileage reimbursment for jury duty by a significant portion.
Why do I have to pay taxes on money given to me by the government for civic services. This place is fucked up.

Also the top 100 was an abomination.
>>
>>73999957
yes
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>>74000279
Freedom ain't free
>>
>>74000279
>Why do I have to pay taxes on money given to me by the government for civic services

because you priorities/needs might fluctuate in your personal life and you could be in a position where you would not be able to pay for the specific mileage. That's why the government withholds a portion of your income to be used in isntances like that.
>>
>>74000296
It is silly that some nerd is getting paid to take money given by local governments and make sure it goes to the federal government. The worst part is it was a mistrial so thousands of more dollars are going to be spent on some scumbag rapist. And then thousands more are going to be spent keeping him alive in prison.
Fuck you Kelow, I hope you fracture you skull in the shower.
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>>74000340
Are you this angry because your team is doing badly at the moment?
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why is hoc ded

pls wake up and feed me menes
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>>74000368
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>>74000363
Losing to the flams left a sour taste in my mouth. But for the most part the team is doing great. Plus they signed Stalock so Dubnyk is protected in the draft.
I am mad because some rapist caused myself and 11 other people to spend 36 hours each listening to how he raped some girl only to have it be called a mistrial because the investigator fucked up her testimony.
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>>74000180
Kill yourself autist
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>>74000180
Man you really need to find gainful employment
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>>74000180
good post. keep it up.
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>>74000420
>wild fan
Oh, my mistake

>mistrial
Well alright, fait enough. It was a stupid question for me to ask to begin with. That really is something that can get your blood to boil. Trials really are ridiculously expensive. Looking into how you could cut some costs (without risking the legal certainty) is something that could save boat loads of tax money
>>
Just look at his highlights. He's fucking elite!
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>>74000664
https://youtu.be/-6Ebedsq00I
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Daily reminder that writing ">rags" anywhere in your post will be taken as confirmation that you came here from reddit and you need to go back.

Sincerely, /hoc/.
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>>74000679
t. Jew York cuck
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>>74000679
>implying you can find rags posting anywhere on reddit
>rags
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>>74000180

The word 'autism' gets thrown around too often these days... but this is seriously autism
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>>74000000
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>>74000708
shit just got home from work
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Is "Rasmussen" historically a Finnish or Swedish name?
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>>74000679

>r
>a
>g
>s
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>>74000701
>>74000506
>>74000439
>>74000479
what did i miss
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>>74001007
Danish
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>>74001028
lrn2use4chan
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>>74001029
Ah fuck.

He's a fucking bust in the upcoming draft, he's a local boy and is 6'5" meat and potatoes and have low ice Q.

We're probably going to pick him.
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How long until Poopoo cracks the NHL again?
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>>74001064
>not PPG in the AHL
>mostly secondary assists

Uhh... never?
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>>74001042
>He's a fucking bust
Now you know why

On the other hand. Dennis Rasmussen (chicago) has made it to the NHL, is 6'3" (205 lb) and is quite meat and taters I believe. I I guess there still is a chance
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>>74001115
is he danish?
>>
http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdisplay.php?pid=178651

This is the guy I was talking about.

Despite being over PPG, he's way below league average in 5v5 point production.

A large portion of his points are from the PP, which is due to good system, great playmakers, and his size which he uses to dominate smaller players.

A good player for the Canucks.
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>>74000536
Thank you for understanding Bjorn. My education is not in legal matters and instead in Biology.
I am mostly mad I never got to see the end of the trial and some dick head is going to waste more taxpayer dollars.
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>come home from work
>make some hot cocoa
>get comfy
>kill an hour before puck drop
>realize game starts at 9:30
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>>74001275
there are no 9:30 starts tonight
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>>74001198
don't you have to qualify for a tournament first grease?
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>>74001318
Iceland wrote that song when we beat them actually. Do I need to remind you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAIcBcHNjQ0
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>>74001136
Swedish, danish name

>>74001211
I would too. I don't know how it is in USA: But here you can always get the verdict to read afterwards. If it's worth the hassel that is
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>>74001211
Don't register to vote if you don't want to have jury duty you whiny cunt
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>>74001353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytlNooKlvlA
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>>74001297
Kek. Unless that nerd lives on some buoy in the Atlantic they were blown the fuck out.
Also who drinks hot cocoa after the age of 13? Tea masterrace.
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>>74001353
He said it was a mistrial which means there was no verdict
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http://www.outsports.com/2017/2/2/14486998/nhl-gay-lgbt-ambassadors

>The Montreal Canadians have chosen Andrew Shaw as their LGBT ambassador
>>
Going to make pulled pork sandwiches with checken
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>>74001371
>non-meme meme teams

>>74001393
I meant the verdict from the next trial, afte it is done
>>
>>74001371
Who's the best greek player?
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>>74001375
>he's never had hot cocoa with peppermint schnapps
Must suck being a COMPLETE FUCKING PLEB
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>>74001367
>not voting
That gives you zero (0) credibility if you try to whine about anything political.
And I wasn't complaining about jury duty. I was complaing about the fact it was a mistrial based on 2 technicalities. At least I can take solace in the fact the system is fair. Some nigger got to spend 2 weeks more in county jail before going to prison.
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>Connor Sheary out 4-6 weeks

Knew it was gonna be a long winter ;_;
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>>74001375
>tea
what a pretentious faggot.
only skeevy euros drink tea.
>>
>>74001423
haha i saw that on reddit too xD
>>
>>74001409
Why would I want to drink that much sugar? Schnapps in america is loaded with sugar. I does sound tasty but I can think of many better ways to get a buzz.
>>
SEATTLE WHEN
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>>74001423
Wonder which AHLer will be made to look good by Crosby now.
>>
>>74001440
Reddit is unironically good for hockey news though.
>>
>>74001430
Tea is so much easier than coffee though. I drink black coffee, if you want to be pretentious about it. But tea is much better tasting and I don't need caffeine to function.
>>
>>74001442
>he's never been poor
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>>74001440
No you didn't.
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>>74001407
Dimitris Kalyvas
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>>74001449
Reports saying some young gun named Matt Cullen was skating on his line today.
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>>74001469
I don't think hot cocoa and peppermint schnapps is very economically friendly.
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>>74001483
Matt Cullen is a damn good hockey player. Any team would benefit from having him on their penalty kill. I would pay at least $5 to have one of his gray hairs in a frame and on my garage wall.
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>>74001485
Dude pic related is like 10 bucks
They also make a 100 proof version
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>>74001504
And you can get a handle of gut rot vodka for like 10 bucks.
Is that pic related only 40 proof? Also rumpleminze should banned.
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http://www.icehockey.gr/images/TaNea-Montreal.pdf
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>>74001471
>implying
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>>74001477
Koulouris is better
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>>74001540
kek

how can you say?
>>
>>74001501
Yeah I get the impression he's become a locker room leader kind of guy.
>>
>>74001560
I'm watching national team players stats on eliteprospects.
>>
>>74001528
So why not get something that tastes good with cocoa
>>
>>74001586
link please

btw, you 're a finn, not a german, you have proven and are supposed to appreciate the game
>>
>>74001568
Well when you could be the father of some players....
Plus he has never been that talented, just a rediculous work ethic.
I was sad when the mild didn't resign him due to budget but he signed with the perds for something like 800k. At least he won another cup.
>>
>>74001485
This is what I'm saying. "Boo that's too much sugar," well good for him, some of us are on a budget.
>>
>>74001601
im looking only players STATS
.
>>
KIKKELI
I
K
K
E
L
I

:D
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Can't wait to watch the Sens lose to yet another struggling team.
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>>74001629
by which you judged players

have this
https://www.nhl.com/news/finnish-legend-helminen-honored-for-national-team-service/c-370560

(also I detest the characterisation of Turkey as an "archrival")


and this
http://www.icehockey.gr/images/Across%20the%20Pond.pdf


to better understand
>>
>>74001765
Thought about putting money on Sens. Not gonna win, I think.
>>
>>74001345
sorry I rarely watch division C hockey
>>
did you hear? The NHL released a list of gay players

http://www.outsports.com/2017/2/2/14486998/nhl-gay-lgbt-ambassadors
>>
>>74001808
literally who cares even if they were gay? they're not dating on ice
>>
>>74001767
I just picked a random player from national team player list.
>>
>>74001824
This.
>>
>>74001836
I know pekka
>>
>>74001824
sounds like a premise for a reality show
>>
>>74001908
>>74001908
lets gooooooo
>>
>>74001917
>early
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If you add up the Top 3 teams' points from each division it goes as follows:

Metro-211
Pacific-195
Central-192
Atlantic-183

I think the Atlantic is the only division where we will see some major movement, but in the Pacific the Kings might miss the playoffs, which would be hilarious.
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>>74001808
>Lack is gay

no surprise there desu
>>
>flowers
>>
>frogs
>best player is a russian
>>
>blots
>>
>>74001808
>Giroux

No surprise here.
>>
>>74002000
>being this new
>>
>Assalanche
>>
be prepared for pegga rineh oilels
>>
>>74001808
>Andrew Shaw is the LGBTQ ambassador of the Habs

it's like the bible fable of Saul/Paul
>>
>>73996020
i hope that faggot doesnt come here
>>
>>74001808
it's not a list of gay players
>>
>>74002133
rude
especially rude during hockey is for everyone month baka
>>
>>74001808
>half of it are Swedish players
What did they mean by that?
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>>74002133
this is what happens when you abuse meme magic
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>>74002266
I GOT YER MAGIC
>>
>VEGAS
>E
>G
>A
>S
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>>74002332
>SOON
>O
>O
>N
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>>74002337
SEATTLE WHEN THO
>>
Before some newfag shits up the board with a new thread, we already have a
>NEW

>>73989638
>>73989638

>>73989638
>>73989638
>>
>>74002337
>tfw this years cup is tainted because it wasn't won against

VEGAS
E
G
A
S
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>>74002371
Fuck off earlyfag
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>>74001398
Habs really hate fags I see
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>>74002347
seattle more like kansas city so central can have another team to make it even
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>>74002347
O M A H A
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>>74002406
Just move phoenix to central, problem solved
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>yotes
>>
to my NHL.tv bros:
do you guys prefer the dead silent intermissions or the new "let's show hockey clips" shit
cuz the quiet is nice tbqh
>>
>>74002438

>watching sports with volume
>>
Post 5 more and get over here:

>>73989638
>>73989638

>>73989638
>>73989638
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>>74002438
I just do something in another tab, silent is better I guess since it's not a distraction
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>>74002438
Silent desu. Gets your attention when the game comes back on that way.
>>
>>74002444
>trips of silence
>>
New thread. Ignore the earlyfag one:

>>74002483
>>74002483
>>74002483
>>74002483
>>74002483
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>>74002490
It's a billion years old thread that's been running the whole time this has been, not early you dingleberry. And it should be spent before making new ones like some filthy earlyfag frogposter
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>>74002523
He was saying the other thread was early for this thread as well. Not defending his autism just clarifying.
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>>74002438
I hate silence. I prefer to just watch the game and not do something else because I'm not ADD and the black screen makes that really hard. Besides american ads are ok.
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>>74002594
The dead air is just wasted money. Can easily sell that to advertisers.
>>
>>74002647
yeah it's really surprising they don't run their own ads even if they were cheaper than the TV ones
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>>74002647
it's a selling point that there are no ads
have you seen the ads for other streaming services? this shit is still so new that only two or three commercials air on loop for the entire 3 hours of a hockey game (on NBC Sports' app, for example)
>>
>>74002686
I don't like ads myself but if they can sell ads to make the streaming service cheaper, have more availability, and less blackouts then I wouldn't mind them.
>>
>>74002717
I hate that things broadcast nationally in Canada are blocked here
as if I have canadian channels =(
>>
>>74002779
I really hate that as well. Why in this day and age can't we, the consumer, not buy the media we want to watch.
>>
>le skate really really fast man
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>>74002779
>>74002850
it's ILLEGAL but you guys do know that you can get the NHL.tv broadcasts free for every game? I'm not talking about shitty web browser streams but the actual video stream NHL.tv uses
>>
>>74002907
and with no blackouts I should've added
>>
>>74002907
I don't care about that; I (happily) pay for the service, I just want it improved
hockey's my favorite sport and it's awesome getting to follow the seasons


SCARRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>74002940
I get that, but if your location is set to US don't you get blackouts despite paying? If you buy the service from Europe you see every game so the broadcasts exist (and are easily available if you know how).
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