/f1/ - Formula 1 General - Drift racecars edition

first for van der gardener

called it
>>73989912
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>>73989912

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they did it

Friendly reminder that only literal autists and Dorftrottel follow F1. :)

dubs and OP will post his AND her penis

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Not enough black liveries desu lads

this thread is moving so fast no one will notice i had sex with my sister

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dubs and dubs

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quads

>>73989988
I caught that you fucking clog wearing cone head.

>>73989988
back to Frikadelland with you

>>73989988
Nice proxy max

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>>73989997
>>73990005

>>73989988
the important thing is whether or not you got a nice sniff though

>>73989928

Honestly it kinda reminds of the Aston Martin Vulcan.

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2017 MCLAREN LIVERY !!!

18th for Riccy WDC

>>73990050
that would be nice, but no way. it's gonna be fifty shades of gray plus a bit of red again

Simple liveries work nice

>>73990050
Renault more like.

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>>73990078
fug

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NEW RED BULL DRIVER

AMX REPLACED BY PUPPER

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>>73990050
Throwback to the OG Kiwi McLaren days confirmed

>>73990103
>red bull have been involved with F1 for over 20 years
>they've had two teams for a decade now
feels weird desu

>>73990078
>tfw i miss jaguar's racing green

someone should buy manor and slap a jaguar license on it

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NEW RED BULL PIT CREW

ALSO REPLACED BY MORE PUPPERS

>>73990105
godspeed, doggo

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>>73990127
I thought these pictures told me its fine to give my pupper Red Bull but then Pic related happened what do I do now?

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>>73990123
Forgot this part too

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>>73989932
is this the great pic you wanted to post? Seems a bit weird.


>>73990110
Literally 3 races until somebody dies on track. Didn't take WRC "new groub B" cars 30 minutes to kill a guy, F1 can't take much longer with deathmachines and snap oversteer

>>73986498

According to this:

http://www.dynamic-flow.co.uk/uploads/5/5/8/5/55854345/f1_2017_overtaking_study.pdf

When following another 2017 car, aerodynamic balance shifts massively FORWARDS the closer a car gets to the next one, which is completely opposite to the norm.

What does this mean? It means instead of increasing understeer as a driver intends to overtake, risk of spinning out (Snap oversteer) is induced.

While total downforce is a little better when cars are running close together next year, this odd shift of balance could actually be quite dangerous!

It's gonna be a wild ride lads....

>>73990166
>Lewis Hamilton 9
>Valtteri Bottas 8.5
>Daniel Ricciardo 9
>Max Verstappen 8.5
>Sebastian Vettel 9
>Kimi Raikkonen 7.5
>Sergio Perez 7.5
>Esteban Ocon 7
>Felipe Massa 7
>Lance Stroll who knows lol, let's say 6
>Fernando Alonso 9
>Stoffel Vandoorne 8
>Daniil Kvyat 7
>Carlos Sainz 8
>Romain Grosjean 7.5
>Kevin Magnussen 6.5
>Nico Hulkenberg 7
>Jolyon Palmer 6
>Marcus Ericsson 6
>Pascal Wehrlein 6.5

>Mercedes 10
>Red Bull Racing 10
>Ferrari 7.5
>Force India 7
>Williams 6.5
>McLaren 6.5
>Toro Rosso 8
>Haas F1 Team 6.5
>Renault 6
>Sauber 5

>Mercedes works 10
>Mercedes customer 9.5
>Ferrari works 9
>Ferrari customer 8.5
>Tag Heuer Renault 9 (literally the exact same as works Renault)
>Renault works 9
>Renault customer 9
>Honda works 6.5

>>73990205
>>73990217
why can't they do something right already ffs, what was the last regulation update they actually managed to improve something?

liberty please help us

>tfw negative hype because no drivers I really like or rather it's plainly obvious the ones I dislike are gonna be successful

The cars can V12 powered rocket ships but it means nothing if Lewis wins, Max beats bully, McLaren doesn't give Alonso a good car, Kvyat doesn't replace Max part way into the year and Hulkenburg gets a podium

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>>73989582
help out this poor burger who is too slow in the head to post it in the general

>>73990282
>Implying Liberty aren't gonna make it worse
>Implying Ross isn't gonna get tossed aside so they can introduce NASCAR tier rules

quick nick come back

>>73990262
>Perez 0.5 than Hulk despite Hulk being better in qualis and only being behind in races due to FI's fuckups and getting crashed out (yeah, it's me again)
>Vettel 1.5 more than Kimi despite not even being quicker really
>Verstappen 1.5 more than Sainz even though he was only a little better at the start when they were at STR

to everyone that smokes: which f1 related ciggy brand is the best?

>>73989582
>>73990166
>Lewis Hamilton 9
>Valtteri Bottas 8
>Daniel Ricciardo 9
>Max Verstappen 8.5
>Sebastian Vettel 9
>Kimi Raikkonen 7.5
>Sergio Perez 7.5
>Esteban Ocon 7
>Felipe Massa 6
>Lance Stroll who knows lol, let's say 6
>Fernando Alonso 8.5
>Stoffel Vandoorne 8
>Daniil Kvyat 7
>Carlos Sainz 8
>Romain Grosjean 7
>Kevin Magnussen 6.5
>Nico Hulkenberg 8
>Jolyon Palmer 6
>Marcus Ericsson 6
>Pascal Wehrlein 7

>Mercedes 10
>Red Bull Racing 10
>Ferrari 7.5
>Force India 7
>Williams 6.5
>McLaren 7
>Toro Rosso 8
>Haas F1 Team 6.5
>Renault 6
>Sauber 5

>Mercedes works 10
>Mercedes customer 9.5
>Ferrari works 9.5
>Ferrari customer 9
>Tag Heuer Renault 8.5 (literally the exact same as works Renault)
>Renault works 8.5
>Renault customer 8.5
>Honda works 6.5

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>>73990332
I hope he had a good Christmas dinner

>>73990205
WRC victim was stainding in a very bad place. F1 cars won't hit a marshall or tractor. Worst case scenario is t-boning car infront after losing control in braking zone. A mix of monza 2011 and wurz/coulthard australia 2007 is the worst case I can think of. Will someone get decapitated? Or lose legs like zanardi?

>>73990345
>Perez 0.5 than Hulk despite Hulk being better in qualis and only being behind in races due to FI's fuckups and getting crashed out (yeah, it's me again)
lol
Hulk was only better than Perez in 2014, 2015 onwards Hulk was shit
>Vettel 1.5 more than Kimi despite not even being quicker really
Gimi is old and last year's car flattered him
>Verstappen 1.5 more than Sainz even though he was only a little better at the start when they were at STR
only 0.5 more friendo, I rate them very closely however. Sainz is definitely in the same ballpark as Amx

>>73990374
>F1 cars won't hit a marshall or tractor.
piotr...

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>>73990374
>Fernonso Alando tring to overtake Felipe flat out
>snap oversteer by the "best chassis on the grid since 2014, no seriously guys"
>hits tall curb sideways
>flips over, and sails off the track, hits marshall
>marshall ded, Alonso in tears
>car parked

Stop sticking numbers to drivers you fucking autists, it's no use

>>73990380
>2015 onwards Hulk was shit
>drove amongst many things one of the best qualifying laps ever according tofor example Martin Brundle in Mexico
again, he was the unluckiest driver, and if neither had any bad luck or things in general going against them they'd be on the same level last year points wise, Hulk most likely even ahead, and he also would have had at least on podium (in Monaco) where despite getting screwed by the team so hard that he still did an amazing drive with the best overtake in the race on Rosberg

>>73990391
It's not like someone is going to bianchi himself.
Or are we considering extreme scenarios, where cars roll over barriers and cause havoc like it's 1955?

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>>73989932

That was your ebin pic?

>my Mexican GP one was similar but better
>webm related

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>>73990408
only numbers I care about are sick fucking dubs lad

>>73990423
those things happened before and it's suggested that the 2017 cars will be faster, harder to control, and now possibly turn into fucking rollercoasters when overtaking. why do you think it's LESS LIKELY that bad shit will happen?

>>73990374
>Its not like someone complains about the marshals being in harms way every race

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>>73990438

I am trying to create an excel based game for this year’s season. Please rate each driver’s skill level on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the best.
Lewis Hamilton
Valtteri Bottas
Daniel Ricciardo
Max Verstappen
Sebastian Vettel
Kimi Raikkonen
Sergio Perez
Esteban Ocon
Felipe Massa
Lance Stroll
Fernando Alonso
Stoffel Vandoorne
Daniil Kvyat
Carlos Sainz
Romain Grosjean
Kevin Magnussen
Nico Hulkenberg
Jolyon Palmer
Marcus Ericsson
Pascal Wehrlein
Please do the same for each chassis. 1 to 10.
Mercedes
Red Bull Racing
Ferrari
Force India
Williams
McLaren
Toro Rosso
Haas F1 Team
Renault
Sauber
Please do the same for each engine. 1 to 10.
Mercedes works
Mercedes customer
Ferrari works
Ferrari customer
Tag Heuer Renault
Renault works
Renault customer
Honda works
Thanks for your input.

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>>73990374
>F1 cars won't hit a marshall or tractor

>>73990438
always think of Eddie Guerrero when I see those

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>>73990345
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>>73990217

I gave it a closer read and apparently:

At half a car length away the front wing only loses 6% of downforce, which is pretty damn impressive, HOWEVER; the rear wing loses over half!

Combined with the increased co-dependency of a lower rear wing and larger diffuser, teams aggressively using this effect may see a complete diffuser STALL when running close to another while the front wing is still operating with near 100% efficiency.

This would send a car off track SPINNING LIKE A FUCKING TOP.

This seems rather counterproductive to close racing LADS..... I'm not memeing here I'm fucking serious.

If they had kept the tall rear wings things would have been FINE. The old rear, funnily enough would be a PERFECT match for the new front wing.

The complete change really looks like it's gonna mess things up pretty badly, like, LIFE AND DEATH BADLY.

I guarantee that if a car has a high speed beyblade let em' rip moment the thing is just gonna go flying worse than Wobbler In a poorly designed Mercedes.

>>73990488
Calm down m8 nothing like that's gonna happen

>>73990488
>At half a car length away the front wing only loses 6% of downforce, which is pretty damn impressive, HOWEVER; the rear wing loses over half!


That's actually reassuring long term.
If it's that much of an issue, it should be pretty easy to get teams to agree to changing the regs for 2018 to raise the rear wing height.

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>>73990488
Strap in lads. Aussie race is going to be fucking glorious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xllG3fSUAOw

>>73990488
>300km/h beyblade death traps
my body can't possibly be ready

>>73990417
I will admit, though, that Perez's driving style suits the recent loldegradationlol Pirellis, which are supposed to change for the coming season, so if Perez gets exposed, we'll know why and my rating of him will drop.

>>73990441
I want to believe.
Cars are going to have more drag, therefore top speeds will be lower, unless engines go sky high. And tyres will be wider, providing more rolling resistance and even static friction when sliding with locked wheels. All of that gives lower top speeds and faster stopping at the end of straights.

But on the other hand with higher speeds in corners, we might get unforseen consequences. Crash out in style when no man has crashed before. And with higher speeds in those places, current safety measures might not be good enough.

And there's a case of going airborne.

But we'll see.
>>73990470
Loose wheel killed someone and wheel tethers were introduced. Wheels were still flying around, so they made stronger tethers. A driver lost his life after crashing into a tractor, so now we have (v)sc when there are service vehicles on track. Most of the time it's reacting after something bad happens, but can it really get much worse?

>>73990527
As long as it remains as wide as the 2017 wing I'll be happy.

why did they make the fucking front wing even wider? it was already too wide and complex before.

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>>73990581
>but can it really get much worse?
capped for the end-of-the-season meme wall

>>73990488
so Red Bull, McLaren and Force India with their rake abuse are gonna have literal bucking broncos, porpoising and all? That's fine by me

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>you will never squeeze those ripe juicy melons

Why even live?

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Alright boys cheeky dubs for whose life will be given this season to satisfy tractor cunt?

Reckon it'll be Massa at Brazil, his dad has a massive heart attack live on tele too

>>73990617
>Why even live?
to finish your anime backlog

>>73990600
They made the tyres wider and wanted the wing wider so they could do the same/similar airflow around the tyres

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>>73990638
>to finish your anime backlog
So much shit I have yet to even think about touching on my backlog, it just keeps growing like a cancerous growth

>>73990646
bunch of cupid stunts.

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>>73990488

>brake for corner
>car does a wheelie

>>73990617
Gemma is better la.

>>73990551

>music by Hulkenberg

captcha: mexico road

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>>73990727
>start overtaking
>car's rear passes first

>>73990105
VERY cute doggo

>>73990105
Wait a minute. ESSO? Mobil1?

>>73990606

Yes, I didn't think of that, sounds like you know more than I do and it sounds like it only gets worse....

So, dolphin diving rip roaring, tip toppling beyblade 2017 f1 cars.

The only saving grace they might have is if the THICC tyres can anchor these fucking aerodynamic abominations down.

But they're made by fucking Pirlelli...

>>73990205
>is this the great pic you wanted to post? Seems a bit weird.
Literally wrong Finn.

>>73990831
>he didn't know
http://www.redbullracing.com/article/fuelled-future

>>73990727

Round here that's called a stoppie ya willy

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>>73990756
Hulkenberg first to have a big off then?

>>73990831
yes, it was confirmed a while ago. Renault, Red Bull and McLaren played musical chairs with their fuel suppliers.

Mobil abandoned McLaren for Red Bull
McLaren brought in Castrol as the replacement
and Castrol/BP are supplying Renault because Total have fucked off from F1

>>73990727
motogp BTFO

>>73990732

>implying Gemma's melons are ripe and juicy
>implying Gemma's melon field isn't barren

>>73990873
She is the more complete package tb h. Though some wet melons on the podium sound tempting

Lewis Hamilton 10
Valtteri Bottas 8
Daniel Ricciardo 8
Max Verstappen 9
Sebastian Vettel 8
Kimi Raikkonen 8
Sergio Perez 7
Esteban Ocon 6
Felipe Massa 3
Lance Stroll 3
Fernando Alonso 10
Stoffel Vandoorne 9
Daniil Kvyat 6
Carlos Sainz 6
Romain Grosjean 5
Kevin Magnussen 5
Nico Hulkenberg 6
Jolyon Palmer 4
Marcus Ericsson 5
Pascal Wehrlein 5

Mercedes 10
Red Bull Racing 9
Ferrari 8
Force India 7
Williams 6
McLaren 5
Toro Rosso 6
Haas F1 Team 3
Renault 3
Sauber 1

Mercedes works 10
Mercedes customer 9
Ferrari works 9
Ferrari customer 8
Tag Heuer Renault 8
Renault works 8
Renault customer 8
Honda works 5

wish Chase and co would bring back the massive wreath for the winning driver 2bh

only really see it at Clipsal and the indy 500.

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welp that's the end of another f1fu

>>73990922
i'm glad i'm not as insecure and frightened as you desu

>>73990922
Give some context pls.

>>73990908
>VES 9
>SAI 5
>>73990909
>VES 9
>SAI 6
??????

>>73990932
wtf are you implying
I just thought she was much taller
I don't exactly like girls that are this short

>>73990937
Frank Bruno MBE according to her post

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>>73990886

>complete package
>tramp stamp
pick one

>>73990974
oh i mistook you for that one racist hungarian

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>>73990986
oh I am racist but I only hate niggers and sandniggers that are incapable of integration
No problem with respectable men and women who have achieved something in their field and are an essential part of society

>>73991051
isn't this everyone that isn't a retarded socialist marxist poofter?

>>73990909
thank you sir

>>73991051
>oh I am racist but I only hate niggers and sandniggers that are incapable of integration
how do you feel about white people that are basically that

>>73991066
actually socialist marxist poofters hate on those who refuse to integrate just as much as anyone else does (along with immigrants of other skin colours and national origins), they're not the (((sjw))) subjects of your ire

Are the cars really gonna be the fastest ever this season.

I read so in the F1 mag at work today.

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JUST

U

A

T

Fuck my haashole up senpai

>>73991092

>expecting people who cry about "socialist marxist poofters" to have any understanding of actual political theory

>>73991116

Fastest rotational aerial velocity ever achieved during overtaking manuevers? yes.

>>73991078
that's another story but they are trash as well
I'm racist as I think race is real genetical thing and not a social construct but it doesn't mean instant hate towards people of other races

>>73991092
>actually socialist marxist poofters hate on those who refuse to integrate just as much as anyone else does
so the socialist/marxist alternative cunts who always manage to get in my way at uni are sneaky, lying cunts?

I fucking knew it, jarppi.

>>73991142
What does that mean for the lap times?

I read they're gonna be wider too

>>73991166
>I'm racist as I think race is real genetical thing and not a social construct but it doesn't mean instant hate towards people of other races
you are literally not a racist then, chump

>>73991116
around some tracks, probably.

they won't be consistently faster than the 2004 cars, but when high downforce is needed (Hungary, Spain, Singapore) they'll most likely break the record. Monaco is a question mark since the track is so short and cramped, and the 2004 cars actually had more downforce but less mechanical grip.

Around Spa and Monza, probably not, but still faster than 2016 cars. Another thing is around Monza, you need to have a lot of speed on corner exit, and as more downforce means higher cornering speeds, it's possible that the cars will be faster at the end of the straight because they don't have to do as much acceleration, despite the cars being draggier.

>>73991142
>>73991177

When Fernando runs into a Haas this year he'll do TWO whole barrel roles instead of 1 1/2.

>>73991177

All I know is the air humidity, wind speed and direction are going to be very important in testing.

Also, the phase of the moon, the current ascension and declination of the larger gas giants Jupiter and Saturn and the absolute degree of moisture retention in the surface layer of asphalt on the track are things that cannot be counted out of course.

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>>73991190
>tfw I'm getting softer and softer every day
fml

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>>73991270
come back into my big strong european arms, mate. orban was a mistake.

>>73991221
Hmmmm interesting.

You also forgot to mention the gravitational pull of Pluto's affect too

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>>73991116
>>73991177
>>73991294

>>73991116
>>73991177
>>73991294
Go suck on an exhaust pipe

>>73991294

But Pluto isn't even a planet, tripfag, much like, how you are not even a person.

>>73991199
Wasn't the full throttle percentage in Monza estimated to go from 60% to 80%? That's a huge difference.

>>73991410
it still has gravitational pull

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So, apparently, Stroll's tests with the 2014 FW36 have actually been conducted in a mule car, as it featured a lot of 2016-iteration parts.

I wonder if they've secretly been running a 2017 front or rear wing just for bants...

>>73991502
and on the subject of Williams, they have poached ex-Ferrari head of aero Dirk de Beer to go along with their Paddy Lowe signing.

If James Key and Pat Fry join too, as has been rumoured, they're going to have a functioning aero department for once

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>>73991502

>Gio the Nazi doesn't have an F1 drive
>$troll does

$troll is everything that's wrong with F1

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>>73990349
these

>>73990349
marlboro golds are my go to.

>>73991653
>smoking
VN y'all

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fuckin bunch of druggos round here

Could someone pop into the winter stream in a half hour or so? There's no one else there, and when I leave, it will be kill.

Current race is 1984 Belgium, at Zolder

OFFICIAL SECONDBERG POWER RANKINGS

Number of times their teammate won the WDC, yet they never won it themselves
>Barrichello: 6
>Moss: 5
>Webber: 4
>Gendebien: 4
>Schell: 4
>von Trips: 3
>Trintignant: 3
>Coulthard: 2
>Fisichella: 2
>Berger: 2
>Patrese: 3
>Reutemann: 3
>Cevert: 2
>Rebaque: 2
>Rodríguez: 2
>Ginther: 2
>Villoresi: 2
>Fagioli: 2
>Mass: 2
>Collins: 2
>McLaren: 2
>Herbert: 2

>>73991051

that's a nice spurdo, nostalgia'd hard

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>>73991471

80% full trottle is basically asking for 25% of your engine allocation (thanks, Jean) to be thrown away.
No way that the engines aren't garbage after pushing these heavy cars around Spa and then Monza without failing. Even the tried method of Honda with only 20% engine power won't help much I guess.

>>73991992

I've always thought it important to consider who they lost to, considering the 2nd best F1 driver would lose a lot of championships to the best F1 driver, you know.

You could make a pretty good case for Barrichello being a great driver, in fact, if he had retired before losing a championship to the least deserving champion in F1 history.

>>73992050

I think people are seriously underestimating the effect of engine reliability next season. I bet Newey is gonna go full nocoolinglol to make up for drag since his illegal suspension is banned now. Shits gonna be FIRE.

>>73992050
Just because you can go full throttle doesn't mean they will

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>>73992153

>engine explodes while overtaking
>car spins out due to weird aero
F1 is finally great again

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max is bit hotheaded

>>73992398
Bet he yelled kanker through the radio after that

>>73992484
Jos probably locked him away in his bedroom for 3 days afterwards too

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>>73986574
>>73986585
>>73986604
>>73986727
And in her sadness she will lead Toyota to new heights.

Long Live Mana
Long Live Toyota

>>73993150
Nico should go to Super Formula or SuperGT (on a part time schedule if he's being prissy about >muh family) and have Mana as his permanent grid girl, or maybe his press officer, and he can add Japanese to his infinitely many number of languages he knows while he's at it

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>>73993150
>Nico_mana_toyota_bear
>toyota_bear

*Kumakichi

Fuck sakes, we've been through this.

>>73993254
But then I have to explain that shit.

I've also completely forgotten what Female bear is called.

>>73993239
Super GT has like six or seven races a year so I don't think you can do it much more than part time.

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>>73993285

Really? That's the easy one to remember.
Rookie chan

And we're not sure if she's a bear.

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>>73993239
Problem is Red Bull is joining the Super GT and SuperFormula and teaming up with one of the Toyota teams.

That is both of Mana's jobs together and Nico probably has sponsorship contracts where he can't work for Red Bull.

Also she would totally take him to a bar on the first night of being his press officer and drink him under the table just to fuck him.

>>73993315
I'm guessing she's a dog.

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What is Toto trying to say?

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>>73993701
Paddy got tired of Toto's you laugh you lose threads and decided to fuck off to williams.

That or maybe Toto just really really likes this image.

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AND LEWIS HAMILTON WINS THE DRIVERS CHAMPIONSHIP OF 2017

>>73993854
As time goes on I hate him more and more

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>>73994036
Frankly I wish the commentary duo was John Hindhaugh and David Coulthard in the booth, plus Lee in the pits.

>>73993854
Get ready /f1/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmqvFNQ-Sv4

>>73994200
>From Australia to Abu Dhabi, join Lewis Hamilton for a tour of the circuits that will host F1 in 2017.
Even though Nico has quit, they still could have chosen him (for the video), right?

>>73994317
Well, Lewis is the driver to beat in 2017 if you want to be champion.

Thats is the popular opinion anyway

>>73990462
here are the results.
World Driver's Championship
Lewis Hamilton 315, 10 wins, 13 podiums.
Daniel Ricciardo 292, 4 wins, 12 podiums.
Sebastian Vettel 239, 1 win, 10 podiums.
Valtteri Bottas 163, 1 win, 7 podiums.
Max Verstappen 161, 2 wins, 5 podiums.
Sergio Perez 133, 4 podiums.
Esteban Ocon 112, 1 win, 2 podiums.
Kimi Raikkonen 108, 1 win, 2 podiums.
Fernando Alonso 94, 2 podiums.
Felipe Massa 66, 1 podium.
Lance Stroll 64, 1 podium.
Stoffel Vandoorne 57, 1 podium.
Nico Hulkenberg 56.
Romain Grosjean 36.
Kevin Magnussen 33.
Daniil Kvyat 25.
Carlos Sainz 25.
Jolyon Palmer 23.
Marcus Ericsson 12.
Pascal Wehrlein 6.

World Constructor's Championship
Mercedes 607, 11 wins, 20 podiums.
Red Bull 402, 6 wins, 17 podiums.
Ferrari 294, 2 wins, 12 podiums.
Force India 220, 1 win, 6 podiums.
Williams 160, 2 podiums.
McLaren 121, 3 podiums.
Toro Rosso 92.
Haas F1 58.
Renault F1 48.
Sauber 18.

>>73994367
have you considered the teams development over the season? and how much improvement is available for said teams?

i.e Merc are good at developing but the performance gain from each improvement is low

>>73994200
Mercedes did it better
https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=R_dtW_TmoFo

>>73994408
not really, each race each driver gets up to 40 random rolls between 100 and 1000, depending on their skill level. I would like to think the randomness includes seasonal development. but it is something to think about in the future.

>>73991597
GRAZIE GIOVINAZZI

>>73990581
>static friction when sliding

uhhh

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>>73990773

>>73991177
The cars are gonna go around faster.

Perhaps one of the biggest time gains should be in low speed corners, the combination of wider tracks + fatter tyres should equal some go-kart hacks. Too bad the dry weight is so high, since the cars weight means nothing when at 300 km/h the downforce can be like 4 times the dry weight of the car, but at low speed it is quite a difference.

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Drivers who ruined their career with one bad season?

pic related

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>>73995097

>taking an entire season ti ruin your career
fucking amateurs

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>>73995097

>>73995422
kek

>>73995097
>bad season
>one
haha wut

>>73990932
>>73990986
>>73991078
Wow mamma Merkel really did a number on you guys.

Can anyone recommend me a must watch anime

>>73995621
initial d

>>73995621
Country Calendar

>>73995621
New Zealand hosts an ODI at home and it gets rained out.

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>>73995621
Non Non Biyori was given the Big Nick seal of approval

>>73995709
approved also, best webm.

depends on what youre after really >>73995621

>>73995640
Seen
>>73995670
High quality post
>>73995699
Sad, that was going to be my entertainment tonight
>>73995709
Will look it up, thanks
>>73995718
I'm feeling a bit down and feel like watching something like stiens gate but I have seen that too recently to rewatch

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>>73995739
sword of the stranger, baccano, psycho pass, mekakucity actors, kyoukai no kanata.

Kokoro connect could work also.

Hey anglofriends, if cooking instructions list 1 c. of bacon, what does the c stand for?

>>73995757
Cheers, screencapped so I don't ask this everytime I feel like watching an anime

>>73995866
Cup probably

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>>73995871
if you really like one of them I always have more recommendations lined up, ill always be in these threads.

>>73995873
Yeah looks like that's it, cheers. Why would anyone measure bacon in cups tho lol

>>73995886
when theyre chopped up into little bits it makes a lot more sense

>>73995886
I guess they have it chopped up already or something
Not everyone has a scale to go off of weight as well

>chopping bacon

Yeah no thanks I'll just buy it chopped. Going to make Bacon Cheeseburger Egg Rolls for the Superb Owl, hope I don't fuck them up.

>>73995950
I'll only care about the Superb Owl if
>18-1 happens again.

Most important about the owl is keeping /f1/ alive

>>73995996

>implying /sp/ won't be overwhelmed by special snowflake autists who think their one line joke is so funny it needs its own thread
>implying the mods aren't useless fagets who will let it happen

>>73995996
We did survive /heem/ and the Fedal final, an Owl should be fine.

>>73996010
can't really compare those with the Owl, but we survived last year's if I'm not mistaken

The Owl is monday morning, right?

>>73996017
It's basically just half time shitposting, right? Therefore we need to time some mass bumping around that time.

>>73996022
Night from Sunday to --monday

>>73996022
for you

>>73996058
Thanks big guy.

>>73996041
Cheers.

REST IN PEACE BIG NICK


???? - 2016

>>73996036
Why? We don't need this thread to survive for any particular reason.

>>73995621
Taboo Charming Mother
Oni Chichi

FUCK FUCK FUCK

Motorsport Manager just added Workshop support, looks like now is the time to throw money on the game.

had a dream last night that Victoria-Jane let me take a big lewis on her chest.

shit was cash, yo.

>>73996130
well I had a dream where a drunk keke chased me around some slav town with a knife. he even got the police to help him later on the cheeky shit

>>73996136
P U U K K O

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>>73996136

Do you often dream about old men chasing you?

>>73994367
>Kimi Raikkonen 108, 1 win, 2 podiums.
So he gets 55 points in 3 races, and then 53 points in the rest 17 races?

>>73996228
>*Sniffs cocaine* Do you wet your bed anon?

>>73996079
Sad lack of /heart/

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https://www.formula1.com/en/latest/interviews/2017/2/there-is-only-one-lewis-hamilton.html


>If you could pick just one fruit to eat…

>LH: Watermelon.

>>73996310
KEK

>>73996310
Watermelon isn't even the best melon let alone fruit

>>73996310

>If you could pick just one meal to eat for the rest of your life, what would it be?

>Lewis Hamilton: Can it be a big meal? Then I would start with pancakes - at least six. Then I have to have some bacon. Then some really good fried chicken, some fried rice. And at least one pack of Haribo and some cheesecake. With that I could live for the rest of my life I guess! (Laughs)

>Then some really good fried chicken
>fried chicken


Holy fucking stereotypes, batman.

>>73996310
>>73996326

WE
WUZ
WURLD CHAMPYONS

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>>73996310

>If you could pick just one memory from your racing career to keep…

>LH: The 2015 season.

>>73996317
ya it is

/f1 off-season,

> measuring lew-lews penis
> discussing best kind of fruit

>>73995709
I had a severe injury to my le in a crash like this.
The Kart I rented had bad brakes and after the warm-up lap they were shot and in one corner it brake shit all and I crashed a sunk tire wall, so hard my leg got teared on the front cover and had my leg sauce all spilt on the grass waiting for the whambulance. Never went karting again.
Be careful of shady circuits and never sign any waivers.

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>>73996310
ohshit is he black?

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>>73996671
>If you could pick just one type of chocolate or candy to snack on…
>LH: Nutella. I have Nutella a lot recently.
Well that proves his mum is white. Is he trolling us?

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>>73993701

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>>73996675
his mum seems innocent white suburban mum and his dad seems innocent black hard working decent father

where did it all go so wrong
when did lewis begin thinking he was the reincarnation of drake

>>73996700
Probably his manager

>inb4 le jews

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>>73993701
>>73996693

>>73996700
His american ex-girlfriend, where else?

>>73994863
This is actually a really good example of something that will probably happen more often due to the new regs

>>73990488

My money on Stroll for first kill, Aus FP2

>>73995621

Uchuu Kyoudai.

>>73996700
Spending to much time around Americans and maybe being exposed to Ron's Autism to long might turned him into a cunt

>>73996700

somebody post the shoop with the USA flag on his cap

>>73995621
plenty but i just finished both seasons of hibike euphonium and i quite enjoyed it. good school slice of life.

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>>73996310
If you could pick just one person to date…

LH: Ha, very tricky. Big question mark. Yet to be discovered! (Laughs)

>>73997001
oops, link was meant for /pol/, pls delet
this one is the right one:
https://www.reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/5ri69l/til_kimi_and_seb_both_have_a_residence_in_the/

>Ferrari's new engine will have 3D printed pistons

What could possibly go wrong?

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>>73997001
>oops, link was meant for /pol/, pls delet

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>>73997024
Nothing.

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>>73997006
>good thread about Vettel's and Kimi's home in Schweiz
>https://www.reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/5ri69l/til_kimi_and_seb_both_have_a_residence_in_the/

As usual, Reddit don't know a god damn thing.

https://www.google.com/maps/@47.6076679,9.131793,142m/data=!3m1!1e3

>>73997057
>muh Taxes

>>73997084

http://pauschalsteuer-abschaffen.ch/bilder/bonze-bsueechli-in-ellighausen-tg/

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>>73997103

>>73997103
Is that Mark Webber in there?

>>73997107

http://media.f1i.com/people/111-sebastian-vettels-house.html

I'm guessing this is why he now has a fence and a locked gate now.
>next step is to blur his house

>>73997103
>Demo-Grüppli
Jesus how can anyone on earth take the Swiss serious

>>73997112

Wouldn't suprise me if Mark put them up to it.

At RBR they were on shitty retainers, but HUGE performance bonuses.
Vettel got 38 wins, and Webber got 9, so Vettel must have banked monumentally more than Webber.

>>73997006
>https://www.reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/5ri69l/til_kimi_and_seb_both_have_a_residence_in_the/

Is now confirmed that Seb and Kimi are total bros or, more likely, lovers?

http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/127972/fia-ups-2017-minimum-weight-again

>Formula 1's minimum car weight has been increased by another 6kg for 2017, as part of the switch to wider Pirelli tyres.

>The FIA published F1's latest technical regulations a fortnight ago, and mandated that the weight of each car, without fuel, must not be less than 722kg at all times during a grand prix weekend.

>However, a later clause in the rules stated that the limit would be tweaked to take into account the increased bulk of F1's wider 2017 rubber.

>Article 4.3 states weight limits "will be adjusted up or down according to any differences (rounded up to the nearest 1kg) between the total set and individual axle set weights respectively of the 2016 and 2017 dry-weather tyres."

>Autosport's sister title Motorsport.com has learned that the official weight difference between the 2016 and '17 sets of tyres has been put at 6kg, which in turn means the minimum weight of F1 cars for the season ahead will be 728kg.

>The new 728kg limit for 2017 is a significant leap over last year's mandated 702kg.

>Much of the extra bulk is due to the wider cars, and the extra bodywork associated with a 20cm increase in width, while a rise in the fuel limit to 105kg also means larger tanks.

>Despite the weight handicap - with 10kg of extra weight costing 0.3 seconds per lap, this increase accounts to a loss of nearly one second in total - the extra downforce and mechanical grip is expected to produce cars that are five seconds per lap quicker than in 2015.


tfw she tells you she's thicc, but when you meet her she's just fat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0XT6n4OuSY

Looks like the weather we had here in Perth over the weekend is gonna hit Bathurst this weekend.

>38 degrees and humid
>rain, maybe a storm on saturday
>likely rain on sunday

Ooh boy.

>>73997139
https://senatus.net/article/badminton-buddy-raikkonen-says-vettel-nicest-guy/

>badminton buddy
>nicest guy
>BFFs since 2009

What did he really mean by this? also,
>tfw my greentext rhymed

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where did it go?

>>73997633
Based on my basic knowledge of physics and material strength of carbon fibre

1) Broke into peices that mostly ended up around the end of the armco barrier on the corner
2) Followed the sauber's wind trail and ended up around the corner, along the barrier beyond where the cars drive
3) Back up the road somewhere

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiqMfd98Ins

L O U I S E
O
U
I
S
E

>Kubica driving for ByKolles in LMP1

>>73997702
Doesn't matter, PWL is the future

More hyped for LMP2 than P1 desu.

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>Manor WEC team will compete under the Chinese flag

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Livery tease by red bull

>>73997904
I like the blue more than the black, should be gud

>>73997904
livery tease means "it's the fucking same" these days?

>>73997904

So, the same?

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I propose that /f1/ does a survey.
Same questions as the drivers.

If you could pick just one meal to eat for the rest of your life, what would it be?

If you could pick just one pizza topping what would it be?

If you could pick just one holiday destination…

If you could pick just one track to race on…

If you could pick just one road car to drive…

If you could pick just one racing car to drive...

If you could pick just one video game to play…

If you could pick just one colour to wear…

If you could pick just one sport to play…

If you could pick just one song to listen to…

If you could pick just one book to read…

If you could pick just one city to live in…

If you could pick just one movie to watch…

If you could pick just one person to live with…

If you could pick just one team mate…

If you could pick just one fruit to eat…

If you could pick just one vegetable to eat…

If you could pick just one mode of transport to use…

If you could pick just one gadget to own…

If you could pick just one F1 corner to drive…

If you could pick just one age to be…

If you could pick just one F1 era to race in…

If you could pick just one band/singer to listen to…

If you could pick just one piece of exercise equipment to train with…

If you could pick just one thing to collect…

If you could pick just one type of shoe to wear…

If you could pick just one memory from your racing career to keep…

If you could pick just one motor race to watch…

If you could pick just one person to date…

>>73997957
>>73997964
Now THIS is shitposting.

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>>73997919
>>73997944
with an added red stripe, apparently.

Maybe we'll see something like the RBHRT livery.

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>>73997970
They had it last year mate

>>73997979
fug

maybe two red stripes then?

>>73997964
seeing that helmet design under your flag makes me wonder why you Canadians didn't just pick a cross like a lot of European countries used to do it back in the day instead a fucking leaf
or did you know that in the future sooner or later you'd removed that due to migration anyway?

>>73997964
I ain't answering that shit leaf

>>73997986
maybe it'll be thicker, but that's all

oh, and the front+rear wing endplates will be the same navy blue instead of red because total has been replaced by mobil 1/esso

Anyone going to a F1 this year?

>>73997987
The leaf isn't a religious symbol, why should be removed due to immigration

>>73998006
yep going to be at albert park for sure

boyfriend is trying to play singapore or japan but the tickets are fucking horrendous. 800 dollary-doos? fuck off.

>>73998008
your brain isn't fully functional yet, Michael, I clearly wrote that the cross would have gotten removed

>>73998014
are u a grill?

>>73998024
yes

>>73998030
post feet

>>73998014
Just get a Sponsor.

>>73997987
Our flag is from the 60s, we had a red ensign before that. Frankly our flag is a gold standard of flag design, recognizable from a distance, simple, relatively easy to draw, and strong symbolism.

I believe the leaf has to do with the strength and pride of a maple tree or something.

>>73998006
Good chance that I'll be at the Montreal grand prix. I might also catch the Road America IMSA race, i went to Toronto Indy last year too.

>>73998040
what do you mean?

>>73998046
tagthesponsor.com

>>73997136
both are overrated af and never deserved to drive those cars, especially the 2011 and 2013 ones

>>73998086
but im not attractive

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>>73998030

>mfw

>>73998006

Monza, gonna snitch in Friday and maybe Saturday.
Sunday maybe I'm gonna pay for a ticket this time somewhere around T1/2 or might end up watching for free at Lesmo 1 but no sweet podium invasion

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http://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/giovinazzi-makes-ferrari-f1-debut-at-fiorano-870689/

>>73998119
grew up 2km from sandown and 20km from albert park

sports mad culture and growing up with V8s means im going to discover f1 sooner or later.
theres more girls than you think who genuinely love f1, just maybe not on 4chan.

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>>73998014

Japland was worth it

>>73998014
Malaysia's supposed to cheap. There's one more year in Malaysia, right?

>>73997964
>If you could pick just one pizza topping what would it be?
I don't like pizza. Shit food
>If you could pick just one holiday destination…
Rural Finland
>If you could pick just one track to race on…
Snaefell mountain course
>If you could pick just one road car to drive…
Ferrari 250 California
>If you could pick just one racing car to drive...
GT40
>If you could pick just one video game to play…
Super Mario 64
>If you could pick just one colour to wear…
black
>If you could pick just one sport to play…
footy.
>If you could pick just one song to listen to…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N5akOOlGTI
>If you could pick just one book to read…
Ben Cousins' autobiography
>If you could pick just one city to live in…
Perth
>If you could pick just one movie to watch…
Grand Prix
>If you could pick just one person to live with…
My wife, if/when I get married.
>If you could pick just one team mate…
Jackie Stewart
>If you could pick just one fruit to eat…
pineapple
>If you could pick just one vegetable to eat…
potato
>If you could pick just one mode of transport to use…
car
>If you could pick just one gadget to own…
Bart and Milhouse's magic stopwatch
>If you could pick just one F1 corner to drive…
Pouhon
>If you could pick just one age to be…
24
>If you could pick just one F1 era to race in…
1970s
>If you could pick just one band/singer to listen to…
unironically Taylor Swift
>If you could pick just one piece of exercise equipment to train with…
running shoes along a coastal path.
>If you could pick just one thing to collect…
wrist watches
>If you could pick just one type of shoe to wear…
thongs
>If you could pick just one memory from your racing career to keep…
any cars I won in.
>If you could pick just one motor race to watch…
2005 Japanese GP
>If you could pick just one person to date…
Kiira Korpi. the jääprincessa.