/hoc/

truly a semen slurping """""sport"""""

>>73989638
lmao look at that fucking doggo

HABS GET IN HERE

I hate dogs so fucking much

>>73990177
BUT THEY LOVE YOU

Where the fuck is that pic of Bieber getting checked into a wall.

>>73989638
Is the guy that painted this a furry?? hmm

>>73990570
No, he's a good boy.

I'm in the process of claiming /fa/ in the name of /sp/. If you want to see some /fa/ggots get pwned I suggest you go there

>>73990888
>trips of i don't even know what

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>>73990946
Newsboy hats are pretty fetch

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I bet you faggots don't even own a proper newsboy hat

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You niggers are so jealous of my Kangol brand Newsboy hat, it's actually hilarious

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You faggots are so mad right now

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imagine being canadian

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>>73991924
Imagine pretending to be white

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>>73991936
you tell me, Xhuang

>>73991946
Fuck you, faggot

>>73991971
t. angry chink

being agressive for no reason is a common thing amongst people with microdicks, and asians are known for having such disease

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CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

when did bupinder manmeet become a sportsnet correspondent?

>>73991971
wow straight to feelings

>>73992006
>sips

>>73990177
Hello mudslime

>>73992006
Пpивeт, кaк дeлa?

>>73993216
>>73991999
I'm white and my dick is average. Not sure why you're so obsessed with dicks and race. You must be small dicked minority homosexuals

>>73994031
It you hate dogs, then you are not white. Easy as that.

>>73994118
Dogs are niggerloving race-traitors. You fell for the dog meme. Cats are where it's at

>>73994148
>man
>owns cats
sure sign that a person has never had an actual friend in their entire life

>>73994173
I don't have any cats though

>>73994180
what about friends?

>>73994206
let's be honest, if most of us had friends we wouldn't be posting here

it's no coincidence that the times i've posted on here most frequently were also the most personally disastrous times of my life

>>73994206
You're all my friends

But yeah, I'm working on it

>>73994220
I have lots of friends they're just all asleep while hockey is on

>>73994206
>>73994230
And don't think I'll abandon you guys once I make it big. I'll still be here to shill for sure

>calgary up 2-0
>arena sounds like a nursing home

FINLAN. TELL ME. will granny beat the consecutive games point record?

>granlund unbusting himself
redemption for binland

Sorry friends, but I didnt know where to ask this. Does anybody on NHL 17? I need help also. Sorry for my English.

>>73994394
We're not into video games on /sp/. try /v/

>>73994394
lots of people on nhl 17 xhiang

>>73994429
It's a waste of time and is woman repellent

>>73994416
No general on /vg/ and nobody care about hockey on /v/

>>73994429
Not my name. Can you help or not

>>73994436
>woman repellent
how is that a bad thing?

>>73994459
Nothing, if you're a fag

Men need to toughen up to withstand women's intrinsic acidic nature

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>>73990157
here familia

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>>73994361
yes

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>>73994446
>nobody care about hockey on /v/
i can vouch for that
/v/ is mostly AAA trash and weeb cripple simulators

>>73994436
>is woman repellent
it's the most socially acceptable video game there is

>get attacked
>penalty
what did the nhl mean by this

>>73994506
I meant video games in general, sorry if that wasn't clear

>>73994501
So please help

I need help with franchise mode

>>73994515
well no shit but anything that isn't "giving attention to women" is women repellent. if you're living your life based on what women want it's a very miserable life

>not having a +50 gd
wew

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>>73994521
I have sports for that. I play poker and watch hockey and basketball

Bobby Ryan is gonna fucking hate Arizona kek

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When will Poopoopeepee get to play in Edmonton again?

>>73994516
sorry bro i haven't bought a console since the XBox 360, don't have it

East Conference fag here

What the fuck is wrong with Colorado?

>>73994551
everything

>>73994551
at their high altitude, they lack the oxygen necessary for high-aptitude brain operations

>>73994559


it appears that way

jesus this team is shit

>>73994583

then why did iginla go there knowing his negroid brain cant handle rocky mountain air banter

>>73994630

seems a bit rude to be honest

>>73994649
truth hurts

>>73994656

not as bad as no gf

>>73994618
>banter
>colorado

remember when torts came from new york to vancouver and was amazed at how intense the media and fans were? if new york of all places has a laid-back hockey scene, colorado is probably about as intense as hawaii

great place to go finish your career after you're washed up and can just quietly cash cheques with no spotlight on you(see also:florida panthers)

>>73994671
Do women ever lie about having kids? Like just to play hard to get?

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>>73994688

i was implying the rocky mountain atmospheric banter not the media banter
>>73994693
Of course

>>73994716
I mean, there's always giving them up for adoption. IDGAF

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Does /hoc/ agree?

>>73994752
lol so wrong, none of those 3 are contenders

>>73994755
>pitsburgh
>not a contender
Pick 1

>>73994752
Colorado Avalanche are too high

>>73994762
kek

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Everybody SHUT UP and listen to me. I have information that will impeach Trump.

Pic related

>mild

>>73994792
IT'S OVER, HE'S FINNISHED

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>>73994752
vancouver is at least three tiers too low

>>73994796
feels bad. i had a bad feeling about this game.
just glad this is the last one and hopefully >we won't (likely) have to face them.

>>73994792

jokes on you cunt


ive spent the last ten years MASTERING this sport.

https://youtu.be/7igXwLBv4uQ

LMAO

/hoc/ ive been drinking dont tell my mom

>>73994516
Why, exactly, would you need help with NHL 17?
I just bought it last night myself and have been having fun with it. That's the whole point.

Why would anyone possibly need "help" with any of it?

One thing I'll admit is that online versus is pretty infuriating as someone who last regularly played this game in 2013. But I like every other mode quite a bit.

>>73994850
i liked it

>>73994850


i just watched like 7 of these and i adore it

>>73994752
Contenders: Pongs, Craps, Shorks

Good: Hasbs, Reddithawks, Kongs, Preds, Jykkets, Cucks, Bloos, Mild

Good Enough for Playoffs: Laffs, Coilers, Broons, Hurrishits

Playoff Hopeful: Stors, Tampon Bay, Panthlels, Islels

Solid Future: Flim Flams, Phoenix, Buffalel

LOL:
Devlels, Wongs, Cantpucks

Stanley Cup Champs 2019:
Jests

Likely To Be Worse than Las Vegas Next Year:
Avs

>>73994752
contenders
>cbj, wsh, min

hopeful
>sjs, pit, chi, mon

rest of list doesn't matter

>>73994942
Good list.

>>73994959
2 of those 7 really don't belong. I'll give you a moment to edit your post.

>>73994976
okay,
dropped to playoff tier
sjs, mon

fixed it

>>73994974
It's easier to put kongs in the good section now that you're the only kongs fan left here lmao

>>73995033
literally who?

>Assalanche

>>73995045
relocation when?
O M A H A

>>73995045
I still remember how butthurt their retarded fans would get last season whenever you reminded them of how retarded their management was.

@JoshuaCooper
Jarome Iginla hopes for trade out of Colorado: 'I'd like to be in playoffs'

>>73995161
what a whiny faggot I hope he never gets a ring

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>look at team stats
>Colorado still hasn't scored 100 goals on the season

they've played 48 games, how the fuck is this possible?

>>73995033
carter has been such a stud for me in fantasy this year, got him in the 13th round

>>73995209
they're somehow on pace to be far worse offensively than last year's leafs, who had guys like Parenteau, Grabner, Winnik, Matthias in the top 6 and playing regular power play minutes.

>>73995264
Fewest goals scored in 82 game season is 151 by the Lightning in 97-98, Avalanche would need to score 57 in 34 games to tie it. This team might just be shit enough to set the new record.

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>mfw senpai finally notices me

I'm shitposting in /nba/ right now about cucking their women. Feel free to join

dubs and wings meme their way into playoffs

>>73995161
Iginla should just sign a 1 day contract with Calgary, then retire and fuck off. T B H

>>73995421
great game for him last night

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Is he /ourguy/?

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>>73995529
i respect him

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>>73995823

https://youtu.be/ThlP3tNVsWQ
This fucking rat makes my blood boil

>>73995989
Seriously. Does Marchand have a deal with Buttman that lets him get away with this shit?

He keeps doing the same shit over and over again but never gets major suspensions.

>>73995989
Seems based AF. I would watch NHL more if everybody was like him.

Maybe if the rest of the players weren't such pussies. This "spoort" might be more popular.

>>73995989
He is a stain on what the league is trying to do and the league does NOTHING to discourage him from doing it.

He is the epitome of tiny man syndrome.

>>73996760
>>73996016
because boston is a big market

>>73995989
Might have to start watching broons games more often because I don't want to miss it when that fucking goblin gets whats coming to him

>>73998079
yesterday he did a similiar thing (not a slew foot but pushed the skate from behind with a stick causing backstrom to fall) and nothing happened

pussy league

>>73998098
It's a fucking travesty. And what pisses me off the most is that it's almost always completely removed from the play, he's pretty much trying to concuss players on their way to the bench and he is actually good player, he doesn't need to be dirty.
Salty manlets eh

>>73998137
what pisses me off the most is that the league does nothing about it
it's not even a variety of dirty tricks it's the same thing over and over the rules are specifically designed to give lenghty suspension for exactly this sort of thing

>>73998152
Here's hoping some BIG GUY drives him through the boards
>get rid of enforcers
>let dirty manlets run free
Well done NHL, well done. Just wait until the righteous soul giving Ratchand his deserved season ending injury gets a long suspension and a hefty fine

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>>73995989

German here, who does follow the NHL from time to time, but has pretty much no clue since the 2005 lockout, when games were stopped being broadcasted over here, has a question.
Why did Colorado turn into such a shit team?
I remember them being pretty stacked with the likes of Sakic, Forsberg, Hejduk, Blake, Bourque and Roy, a squad which at times seemed in another league. So what the fuck happened? Is this just natural movement in the NHL or do they have a shitty team manager or what?

t. has honestly no idea

>>73998686
they have a garbage gm in sakic and for a little while a garbage coach in roy

>>73998686
>Is this just natural movement in the NHL
all the names you listed retired and they got unlucky/did a shit job at scouting for drafts and trading. just because you have good players at one time doesn't mean you're guaranteed good players for future.

>>73998716
Oh, okay. So it seems like they're trying to ride the coattails of that successfull time by putting players from then in the staff and that's not working out at all, right?

>>73998767
Yeah, sure. Especially with the draft system the way it is, but I imagined, that someone was responsible for putting together a kick ass team like that back then, and that person probably isn't around anymore, like the other answer is telling me. But yeah, it makes sense - it's just always amazing to me how quick that all happens.

>>73998769
yup, pretty much.

>>73998803
Thanks for the help, guys.

>>73998769
>>73998791
they had the players to staff problem but another reason why it hit them so hard was that all their big name core players left around the same time. they didn't smoothly transition like some teams do but instead had to rebuild the entire team.

>>73994850
LITERALLY FROM THE FRONT PAGE OF /R/HOCKEY

GO BACK

>>73998886
>not using reddit as a link aggregate for high quality video highlights
nothing wrong with the site as long as you steer far away from the comment section

"Marc-Andre's mask was just completed- it pays tribute to some of his favorite teammates with Immages and names"

>tfw you think you and fleury are besties
>he doesn't put you on the mask

>>73998938
>nothing wrong with the site
https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/5rjp2j/coaches_corner_transcribed_justin_bieber/dd7z2vr/

fuck off cuck ajnd go back

>>73998970
>link aggregate for high quality video highlights
>click on a link with justin bieber on the title
maybe you should learn how to use a computer. I've been here since before reddit was founded.

how do you block these gook popups?
its going around adblock.
this is basically pornsite tier.

>>73999000
keep moving those goalposts, you stupid bitch. now go back

>>73999027
I've seen nothing with ublock origin + disconnect (so basically just ublock). are you sure you don't have some malware or something?

>>73999042
>moving the goalposts
>quoting exactly what I said before word for word
learn your own language before you use it dumb fuck

@73999058
No more (You) for you.

>>73998886
Why are you browsing reddit?

>>73999111
HOLY DOUBLE TRIPS
REDDITURD BTFO

>>73999117
>>73999111
samefag

>>73999117
so does this >>73999000 mean you also have to learn how to use a computer and stop clicking on links with justin bieber in the title?

we belaruse very good about hockey

>>73999238
hello :3

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>>73994752
Maybe

>>73994805
>2nd to last in pacific divisions standings
Yeh nah you fucks aren't going to make it.

O M A H A
W H E N

>Asked Peter Laviolette yesterday where Mike Ribeiro stood with him: "He's a member of our team." Not a real ringing endorsement.

I wonder if he relapsed

what are you eating
got some frozen chinese food at trader joe's and it's tasty as fuck

Ignore this earlyfag's thread and get in there:

>>74002483
>>74002483
>>74002483
>>74002483
>>74002483

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>tfw 0/7

>>74002470
of course and he probably raped another maid but seriously hes getting cut if the preds get a center before the deadline

>>73996016
Because he hasn't seriously injured anyone. NHL is pretty fucked up in that way, you can do the most vicious and unsportsmanlike things possible, but unless you give the other guy a concussion or other serious injury, you pretty much get away with it.

>>73995989
it's not like I support him, but when Ovechkin and Stevens did it was it ok? Oveckin's got in his highlight reel for the 100 years.

lmfao thrashville getting refpuck like its going out of style

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And that's the game
Time to watch the defense fall completely apart again

>>73994942
This is much better than the posted one

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>>74003047
>Bettmans failed project can only beat teams on pp
>suddenly they get calls going their way left and right

Meh, I'm used to it tbqh senpai. Just another day in the pacific division desu.

>>73994761
>contender
>team with a defense in shambles

pick 1

>>73994942
>Flim Flams
>anything but in the ELITE DEFENSE

You fucked up famalam.

where is teh guy that feels intelligent enough to grasp Suter's ballarinesque play?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaD_Nvt44Ds

>>74003104
sorry, i meant

in the *trash*

not sure how elite defense slipped in there.

>>73995945
kys

>>74003110
>"Who was your favorite US president?"
>"George W Bush"

Is Suter confirmed for Aluminaty or what?

>>74003180
I like however that he was the kindest towards Bryz.

i almost got hit by a car today when i was jogging, i had to jump on the hood to avoid being run over

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LEAFS VS BLUES

>>74003253
>>74003253
>>74003253

LEAFS VS BLUES

>>74003253
>>74003253
>>74003253

Pick a city for Team 32.

TECHNICALLY EASY MODE:
Pick someplace it snows.

>>74002599
I'm 1/2. Won potatoes.

>>74003345
Seattle

>>74003376
i didnt know rain = snow

>>74003345
Tampere

>>74003247
glad you made it out alive. Maybe the driver was in need of some spanking so that in the future they will not place themself or others in peril. Even the cops would have understood.

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>>74003385
I didn't know Canadians were retarded
Wait yes I did

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>>74003403

>>74003424

Look kids, an example of a humourless person

>>74003432
Your post was meant to be funny? Work on it kid

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game day lads

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>>74003424
>>74003451

>>74003456
whose booty is on the line?

Hawks haven't been playing well enough for me to confidently say that someone's booty is being pursued

>>74003507
aren't you the guy who usually posts "they 're coming for the ___ booty"?

>>74003539
yes, but they've been playing pretty poorly recently so I don't feel it's warranted
they're playing the yotes if that's what you mean

>>74003554
kek, and you don't feel confident about the arizona booty?

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Can somebody please shoot up Montreal for letting fucking philthy win?

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>>74003564
hawks have lost to the avs, so I don't take anything for granted anymore
kane PP goal just now tho, weeeeeeew

>>74003587
le edge

>>74003588
HAHAHAHA AND YOU GOT KANE DUBS

you Kane indeed

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>LGBTQXYZ Ambassadors

The fuck is this shit?

>>74003345
Seatle.

With new division like pic related.

Let's make hockey great again!

>>74003587
lmao
>hasbs

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>>74003682
well, i tried.

>>74003345
O M A H A

>>74003719
>reddit division does not include san jose or toronto
???????????

>>74003719
lol thats so bad. east coast teams have no travel. don't quit your day job

are the oilers ever going to be good again? they dont even look like theyre trying to win

>>74003770
lolno

Anyone see Lehner's neck protector get BTFO

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>>74003741
>east coast teams have no travel

And how is that any different now? The West is fucked either way unless you make something like pic related, which is just plain retarded.

mcdavid is so easy to defend because he passes the puck 100% of the time

3rd best accuracy at the allstar game but never shoots, figure that out

>>74003874
BETMAN PLS MAKE THIS HAPPEN

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>>74003874
>2nd largest country in the world

>you suggest they all be in the same division

>>74003874
seems good

>its oilers lose 1-0 ep

>>74003931
good post

>>74003913
>you suggest

I'm not suggesting that at all. Look at who I was replying too.

>hitchcock will take the nights to the wcf in 3 years

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You won't see these fine folk be any sort of damn LGBT ambassador

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What is it with this man

Its not because he is small
Time and time again manlets have proved their worth in the league
(See zucc and johnny gaumeme)

Its not because he is slow
I've seen this man run a 14 second rink lap

What the serious fuck is it with this man


Tell me /hoc/ pls

>>74003983
good god, slavs are ugly

>>74003983
mutants

>>74003983
I swear Russia was taken over by Aliens a long time ago, and this is basically their best attempt at looking human.

>>74003983
>guitar pick shaped head

>>73989638
go jets!!

>>74003991
literally who

>>74003983
Magic man was one hell of a player but good god he is ugly as sin.

>>74004026
is it worth the trade?
be ugly as shit but E L I T E
or be meh and goodish looking

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>>74003588
Damn those Kaner dubs

WHICH THREAD IS THE REAL FFS

>>74004223
one has 200 posts, the other has 50

>>74004067
Being rich or good looking is essentially the same thing.

>pr1c3

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>>74004223
>made a second thread to trigger /hoc/
>mfw it worked

>hasb are a .500 team since november
>people still fell for the good early start meme

>>74004332
kek

KEK

>price isn't our entire team
>price playing like shit
>team is shit
WEW

>>74004290
rude imo

i wonder if one day an oilers defencemen will learn how to hit the fucking net

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>tranpa gay

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500 (FIVE HUNDRED)

>oilers
how can a team look so flat for 6 straight periods?

they try the exact same transition again and again and again and it works like 1% of the time but they just keep trying

>>74004367
They don't play a strategy that gives their dmen much time or very good lanes to shoot in. But that's because they don't have good shots on the point so they don't try to depend on them, basically a last option only to dish off too. Most of their goals come from the rush or from the grind down low.

>>74004516
this is what happens when you play a real defense

>>74004529
>Could the jets, dare I say it, make a run at the playoffs? I personally think they'd lose 1st or 2nd round barring a miracle, but I still think they're better than their record reflects. Or, that they weren't playing to their potential, since obviously there's no such thing as a moral victory or excuse for losing

they're just a meme offensive team, no goalie and no coach

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Why aren't the hawks in first (1st) place right now? They have three top 100 players right on the roster

>>74004606
cuz they're a first round exit

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

>>74004606
why didnt duncan keith win the norris last year? apparently hes the best active defender in the league

fine il say it, i wish we drafted laine over mathews

at least he doesnt miss the net even if its his own

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>0-2
>no-one is even trying

good night

Andrew Shaw the fag ambassador

>mille2

>>74003719
nashville does not belong in the veaner division theres barely any mexicans here

youre welcome rinne, you faced like one decent chance all night

Why are Finnish goalies so elite?

McMeme has been invisible every game I've watched him

>l4ffs

>>74004678
rinne shut you niggers down stay mad oilels. Made mcmeme look like a bitch again

>>74003983
Holy shit what are those horror shows of humans

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This man slaps your ass what do you do?

>>74004746
adopt communism

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>>74004746
Shave his chin with a cheese grater so he can't stab me.

>>74004746
seize the means of production

Is Marleau the quietest 500 goal scorer ever.

>>74004842
who

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>>74004842
>mfw i checked the all time scorers and realized that jarome iginla is still alive

Why are Russians so god damn ugly?

>>74004945
theyre the lowest form of human

let's go yotes

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>>74004945

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>>74004945

All the smart and/or handsome Russian men died in WWII and during Cold War purges. The only ones left are ugly, stupid, raging alcoholics.

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>>74005002
Kippers confirmed Russian
This one somewhat resembles a human

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>>74005047
nah, Russian girls are pretty top tier human

the men look like drunken dog shit

>>74005057
They look good but Russian women have shit tier personalities.

>>74005076
I know a tall gymnast Russian girl and she was pretty alright. Her friend is Ukranian and she looks like a bitch (permanent bitch face w/ heavy underbite) but she's actually pretty nice.

Don't know enough Russia people to really judge.

>>74003424
As seen once every 3 years maybe. That being said, I want the Metropolitans back.

>>74005057
Shut the fuck up you ugly tranny faggot

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>hasb
>laffs

Thank god the Sens are here to save Eastern Canada.

>free sweaters
wtf i love th warriors now

yeo will save da bloos

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>pucks bounce over sticks
>no tape to tape passes
>passes gets intercepted
>turns over pucks for no reason

for what reason are they doing this?

>>74005157
>canucks
found your problem m8

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>laffs

what are some cold medicine that actually work

Does autism matthews even have 40 points on the season yet?

>>74005244
hes too busy missing wide open nets to care about points

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>>74005222
Buckleys complete is pretty good. I carry one in my jacket pocket and have a nip here and there . Also checked

>>74005271
>have a nip here and there

You take sips for fun?

I just ran out of Buckley's. Drank so much it's probably fucking holes in my liver.

>>74005157
they lose sight of the puck easily on account of their small slanted eyes

>>74005087
That's nice, I usually judge a race by one or two bad encounters.

>>74005087
STFU Kipper

>>74005329
I assume everyone is nice until they prove me wrong otherwise.

>MILL3R

>>74005385
>no call on Thornton for raping Stecher

smdh refpuck

HAHAHAHA

>SH1RKS

EASY
A
S
Y

>>74003345
Windsor. The bants would be fun.

nice of jones to let them have one desu

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>>74005140
>mfw

>>74005355
>>74005402
You're the worst poster on /sp/. You need to leave

>>74003983
There is something very comical about that bad-ass looking jacket worn by pavs. Just go from his face and then to the jacket.

is martin jones elite?

>>74005465
There is something very comical about his face imo. Actually the goofiest guy I know looks exactly like him, just with a normal shaped head and a symmetric face

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

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no goal of course

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>niggers playing ice hockey

>>74005533
you think they fucked afterwards

how the fuck could that be interference

good call

altho i feel bad for cantpucks and wouldn't have minded keeping it within 2 tbqhwy

>>74005567
>both skates in the crease
>contact with goalie
>good call

eat a dick /hoc/

>>74005402
post butt

>>74005576
not only that, Ward backed his big black ass into Miller

reminds me of Byfuglien with Luongo

>>74005576
>both skates in the crease
they weren't tho

he was outside the crease until after puck was in the net

Post more. I've already read all these /hoc/ posts.

>>74005589
Kipper thinks she's too good to respond to my posts. Bitch typical

gg cantpucks

hope you knock out the oilels

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Enough is enough.

This is enough.

>>74005626
Me too.

gg (not really)

>>74005634
Are you capable of replying to me so I can go back to ignoring your existence?

>>74005626
horvat and mcdavid are boyfriend girlfriend
>which is which /hoc/

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>>74005656
Of course it's the gay kid that's the bottom.

Just realize you're not that important and move on with your life

Just realize that there is a Canadian in this thread named Gord

>>74005910
Gordon

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Does Marleau make it into the HOF? If he wins a Cup, does that change anything?

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If you hate dogs, you are a redditor.